MUM & DAD JOKES | EP 335 | ShxtsNGigs Podcast
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0:00, MUM & DAD JOKES
5:58, INTRO
10:53, DILEMMA
16:41, TRASH NEWS
26:54, THREAD
31:28, CAPTIVE GOD HORROR STORY
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Boys it was $15 per plate of 12 oysters 😂😂 She also ordered an entree afterwards, and filmed herself eating all of it and not talking to him!
@CMCM070888
6 ай бұрын
Plus drank his drink!!! 😂😂😂
@tamigarrett7088
6 ай бұрын
And she ordered more appetizers! But quietly $15 for 12 oysters is cheap. Where they getting their oysters from? 😮
@ChandelleMummaNerd
6 ай бұрын
He also only invited her out for a drink which she drank both! 😂😂
@stinedange9152
6 ай бұрын
@@tamigarrett7088 It was a happy hour special… 1/2 price oysters and margaritas 😂😂
@neomathabatha
6 ай бұрын
The worst part is that she was recording the ENTIRE time and smacking her lips. It was annoying and gross (based on the video). After he left, he offered to pay for her drinks.
They are late because Filly and Chunkz made them go to couples Therapy 😂😂😂
This is why Rem can't have a day off because they got a bunch of facts wrong on the oyster story 😂😂
@garciagarcia1505
6 ай бұрын
😂😂
@aurmaudra21
6 ай бұрын
SOOOOO MANY 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Rem's not here today... AGAIN😒" I love James' pettiness💀
The James telling Fuhad "I love you" bit is so good, I just can't
@tracypeebles9362
6 ай бұрын
He enjoyed that moment 😂
@vsen9218
6 ай бұрын
The way James started to take it personally was hilarious hahaha
@feliz-oliviajean-jules4044
6 ай бұрын
Need that time stamp
@yolandahc7477
6 ай бұрын
@ 28:35
Your dad sells Avon is WILDDD !! BUT dippin your oreos in water bc he never came back with the milk !!!😂😂😂 sent me!!
@heyitsshay6058
6 ай бұрын
The Dad jokes bite more than the moms
@simonebarbee2932
6 ай бұрын
That GOT me too 😂😂😂
When Fuhad started going into the psychology of the chef😂😂😂😂That's how you know this man's been in hospitality
@esmeraldafriedman5267
6 ай бұрын
It was great!and then James saying he'd roll his shit up and leave 😂
@theicekingonYT
6 ай бұрын
@@esmeraldafriedman5267 I could see the bag of knives
James always dying at the setup of jokes. “Your moms so f-ing stupid” 😂😂😂😂😂 “How come black people…” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
James needs to start doing audio books or those murder mystery podcast cause he ate that!
@sandiewestie
6 ай бұрын
I thought so too, audio books.
@anniespinal8763
6 ай бұрын
He needs to do audio books for sure
@daisyallen4954
6 ай бұрын
no fr!! his voice and cadence is so perfect
Glad to see Chunkz and Filly showed you both to be in sync 😂
@BoldEETV
6 ай бұрын
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@tkwazi
6 ай бұрын
Yea man
@whizthesk8r
6 ай бұрын
They heard “you only init for the bread man” and took it personally on that episode 😂
@tineocindy
6 ай бұрын
Lmaoooooooooo
@kr6productions
6 ай бұрын
@@whizthesk8rthey felt that line deep.
James : I've used it on my cheeks bro. Fuhad: 👀 What? 😂😂😂😭😭
Fuhad's mind is dirty. 😂😂😂 The shock on man's face when James said “I've used it on my cheeks” was epic 😅😅😅😅
The way James said, I love you? He meant it😂😂😂. Why r they straight? This is top-notch bromance😂😂😂😂
James saying "Christmas came early " and pausing before the Thread 😂😂 he always gets in character
Not me thinking “who broke KZread???” 😢😂 Mandem had me in a chokehold
@BoldEETV
6 ай бұрын
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@BiancaRocc
6 ай бұрын
Omg yes😂
@skeloveton_21
6 ай бұрын
I was refreshing every second
@lavenderangel2655
6 ай бұрын
REM. 😠😂
@firelight9295
6 ай бұрын
I probably sound dumb but can somebody explain what mandem means?
These man had me so worried there wasn't going to be an episode😭. Made my Monday. 😁😁
@SilkyC
6 ай бұрын
Legit. I kept refreshing my browser wondering where the hell this weeks video was.
@wanderwan3196
6 ай бұрын
Second week they've done this to us. They know what they're doing, over here keeping us wanting more.
@tamarabaptiste3427
6 ай бұрын
Same, kept refreshing. Almost had me worried.
@caitlinofyhwh
6 ай бұрын
same i was wondering where the daddies are
@kDam3on
6 ай бұрын
Facts😅
James is so fruity sometimes and it fucking sweets me every time bro 😂
@lookinforitall5366
6 ай бұрын
That damned light skinned mode 🤦🏾♂️😂😂😂
Daddies... what *TIME* do you call THIS?! I've been on a 12hr on call at hospital and I needed you to get me through😭
@tibbetabbi880
6 ай бұрын
I have been shoveling litteral horse shit All goddamn day waiting for our Daddies.. Stressed me out not having those juicy voices to get me through 😵
After she ate the oysters she said “hmm now what am I going to eat”. She ordered an entree and like 3 drinks all for herself and had the nerve to be mad he didn’t want to pay lol.
@synthychemucyo9619
6 ай бұрын
Right, and he didn't even eat any of the oysters. She never shared! And she video-ed the whole thing !
@LashayMW
6 ай бұрын
And on top of that, he literally only invited her out for DRINKS specifically 😂 how do you know someone invited you out for drinks & you order $60 worth of appetizers alone? Classless 😂
@synthychemucyo9619
6 ай бұрын
@LashayMW I forgot that part, so shameful.
@daisyallen4954
6 ай бұрын
and she said she only went for the content like???
@Simmerdownidc
6 ай бұрын
@@LashayMWit was wild but am I the only one that finds it weird to go to a nice restaurant for just drinks? Why would you not get a meal and drinks or drinks and some activity after? I hope it was a skit
The mum jokes was calm but fuhads delivery ONCE AGAIN!!! Saved the segment 😂😂😂
James was deffo kicking his feet in the air in the inside during the “I love you” thread
Was getting livid waiting on the EP 😭😂❤️ Plus That madam Joyce announcement Just made me tear up😭😭😭Thankyou for having our girl’s back too❤️❤️
I know James begged Fuhad to say “I love you” back after they shut the cameras off 😂
The kevonstage appearance had me GASSED ! Love both of your channels 🔥
@TheodoreBakes
6 ай бұрын
Yess i was geeked!!
@TheCHOSENOneJones
6 ай бұрын
About to go watch it now
@itsyaaveragegirl
6 ай бұрын
It was hilarious and so good
@kaydeeeh
6 ай бұрын
facts!! imma Krew-Baby. 🎬👶🏾
Fuhads delivery on these threads are top notch 😂😂
I have a weird theory about the dilemma. What if she’s dating all of the guys, and telling the other men that she’s just friends with them. So they all think they’re in a relationship with her, and the other men are just friends lol.
@macirae
6 ай бұрын
I thought the same!😭
@marciamarcel9884
6 ай бұрын
This just triggered my PTSD
@nyjello
6 ай бұрын
Had this thought as well 😂
@embermist3910
6 ай бұрын
You could theoretically do this with all ten of them, but realistically someone would figure out pretty quickly so I'd bet she's doing it with "just" a few of them
@daisyallen4954
6 ай бұрын
@@embermist3910exactly he said that she only hangs out one-on-one with a few of them and then in groups with others. that’s so maddening
I'd buy an audible subscription so fast if james and fuhad read every book like this reddit story
These got to be them Gen Z mom and dad jokes because these are calm. Cuz millennials went harddddd on this!
@abookishmess
6 ай бұрын
Which is wild because half were actually Millennial/Gen X jokes 🤣
@calipo5110
6 ай бұрын
@@abookishmess nah
@abookishmess
6 ай бұрын
@@calipo5110 What do you mean you nah can literally see these jokes in Bebes Kids 🤣
@calipo5110
6 ай бұрын
@@abookishmess nah it’s gen z
James should record bedtime stories or something cause his reading voice… 😌🫦
@PumpkinPinkJuice
6 ай бұрын
What book was he reading?
😂😂"Wow christmas came early" Man i wish money loved me as much as james loves Fuhad
James had to readjust when fuhad said you have to tell me i love you every single time. It sweeted james😂😂
“Madame Joyce is under the shxtsandgigs umbrella” Say less. Subscribed immediately.
Crazy how these daddies had me refreshing youtube every damn second
The part where fuhad said "im ready" and james eyes got big "say leeeeeessss"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Filly and Chunkz living rent free in Jimmys mind after the best duo game
You can tell James has been hanging out with Madam Joyce, he's matching that energy. Does he even realise he's a sponge for people's vibes and voices. 😁
Dilemma: she has them on rotation. She is dating all and telling them all we are just friends. Clearly.
The story’s need to be a reoccurring theme! 🤞🏽😭 James voice is soooo goodd
#Thread: The zoom in, at 27:24 and James’s face, spun me in here! 😂 I’m dying!
Lol the oysters weren't 15a pc. The plate was $15 and she ordered drinks and other stuff. She was crazy for that
When they reached to the thread with, I love you I immediately thought of when James was like "DO YOU MISS ME WHEN I'M NOT AROUND" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
I nearly ended my Monday without an SDS video...
@tross4473
6 ай бұрын
Facts i kept refreshing my KZread
@Tahani08
6 ай бұрын
Very close today 😂
@kevinjackson7264
6 ай бұрын
Me too I’m in the US and have been hitting refresh all day! I was getting stressed😂
@LOVEISATWOTONTRUCK
6 ай бұрын
Same, I been on this platform all damn day waiting. I even went to their Instagram trying to see if there was a change of plans.
@divinerichard6114
6 ай бұрын
@@Tahani08hi dear
Been waiting since 4pm and it's currently 10pm in South Africa. Mind you, I've got a test tomorrow morning😂😂😂. Anything for the daddies I guess😂❤
@aileenunathinyathi5400
6 ай бұрын
same here😭😭😭
@phinxmoetanalo1282
6 ай бұрын
I hope it wasn’t EDSA700
Fuhad saying "I want you dopey" had me cackling. All His reactions to the reddit story were brilliant.
I was getting scared for a minute...why did the cult daddies have my day on hold😂
James was wayyyy too happy to be telling Fuhad "I love you"
Glad to see I’m not the only one that was getting worried 😂
I refreshed KZread at least 100x this morning...SNG is a drug😮
@salomekay621
6 ай бұрын
I have been refreshing like a mad person and only a year old episodes were appearing😒
@micheller.6261
6 ай бұрын
@@salomekay621that part!! My toxic trait...becoming "livid" if MY new SNG episode is not uploaded by 8AM CST and I refresh until it's uploaded by 2PM.
@salomekay621
6 ай бұрын
If they are not aware, they will send all of us to our early graves and die of hunger since the cult babies aren't paying that 3pounds a month to make sure that the daddies are well taken care of🤣
its the "My Love concerns you" from James that just finishes me🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’ll be expecting James to have his own Audio book narrations of horror stories ~ Thanks
Fuhad, you are so funny 🤣 "if i'm the chef, im throwin my stuff in the air!"
the next episode should be 3 hours long as an apology for being so late this week. 😐
@kwabenakyerematen59
6 ай бұрын
AND giving us a fairly short episode
@Snalo_Mathenjwa
6 ай бұрын
Facccctttsssss!
@Only_Xian
6 ай бұрын
Came here to write this 😂. I couldn't agree with both of you more. Take care of us please boys
@mariegarni7563
6 ай бұрын
Facts.
@jodibradley5351
6 ай бұрын
At least they gave us an episode.
If you've watched Bebe's Kids then you know the bowl and quarterback jokes 😂
Waiting for James’ debut into audiobook gigs~
The way James gets you hooked to the story and the way he reads it is unreal ! I feel you Fuhad ( pause ), im so locked in and Dr. Mcalister lowkey gives me Albert Einstein vibes, appearance vise of course!!!
Felt like I was about withdrawal symptoms 😂😂😂😂
As a Canadian I'm going to guess it's 15 per dish not per oyster lol😅 I wouldn't even let her get the first dozen if it was $15 per oyster 😂😂😂😂
@PhilipMichalke
6 ай бұрын
yes lol. they cost like 2 bucks per oyster normally. not 12
@jmev.4732
6 ай бұрын
Them oysters better have pearl in each one! Lol
@heyitsshay6058
6 ай бұрын
As a Canadian, she still took the piss! 🤣🤧
@lookinforitall5366
6 ай бұрын
They were half price for happy hour, normally oysters are nowhere near that inexpensive.
@JonnyTylerMoore
6 ай бұрын
Yes, they were $15 a dozen and she ordered 4 dozen = $60. She also ordered an entree, and a few drinks. He ordered 1 glass of wine, and didn't even drink it... Shorty was so distracted filming content and stuffing her face that she didn't notice he was gone for a time 😂
SO EXCITED TO SEE MY DADDIES
@matthewbaptiste1037
6 ай бұрын
Me Chirpsing a ting in the comments
I been waiting for this all muhfuckin day!!! Had me feeling like y'all got real Hollywood and went to America without leaving us an episode
2:50 Fuhad not being able to finish that sentence due to laughter is what I wish for my best friend and I abundantly😂😂❤
guys no😭, i just realized my mood on Monday depends on you. Please upload on time, you are killing us😪 we are literally hooked
with the dilemma i was lowkey on her side until she said she they were into her AND she won't tell them theyre together
@trinigal83
6 ай бұрын
If she tells them she has a man they won't be running around doing stuff for her anymore. They'll say her man can do it for her
Rems not in today cuz they jumped him after that quiz with chunks and philly. 😂😂😂
48 oyster girl... The guy sat there and listened to her slurp loudly and watched her record the whole thing with no conversation. He didn't even drink his drink or order any food. THEN she ordered a huge steak main course! That's when he left. ✌️
@Goldie_jku
6 ай бұрын
Yeah I was bummed that they didn't go through the whole story
@moimeself1088
6 ай бұрын
Wast steak, was fish cakes and potatoes. But yeah, she was a hot mess.
@Mochiboba90
6 ай бұрын
It was staged and fake for tik tok
@kanedaku
6 ай бұрын
@@Mochiboba90 I hope it was staged, but I also hope the guy dipped for real and left her with an unexpected bill.
@kanedaku
6 ай бұрын
Randomly - your pfp made me think of a young Tisha Campbell 🥰
I'm kinda glad these videos come out after the workday as I could NOT concentrate on work when im listening to them during my 9-5
@BoldEETV
6 ай бұрын
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Poor James.... you could see him being effected after the "FWD: I love you" message... his whole demeanor changed.
Saw you guys on with uncle Kevonstage!! Big ups to the boys for the trek to the homeland here in LA!
“Your moms so f’n stupid” “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” Can’t even get it out! Lol
The girl in the first dilemma with 10 male friends is clearly for the streets❤the content
The oysters cost $60 but she also ordered a main dish and drinks. Plus his drinks and appetizers is why it was $150
James, the audiobook narrator we never knew we needed. ❤😂
"Christmas came early" 😂😂😂 Invite KSI and Simon/Miniminter as guests, you man would have a good time 🤩
The way Fuhad delivers these jokes is insane
'Used it on my cheeks' is crazy! 😂😂😂😂😂
''christmas came early'' LMAOOOOO james is so in love with fuhad
James couldnt wait to tell Fuhad he loved him. Did you see the look in that man's eyes
As a girl that has majority male friends and one female friend.. i also hang out with my gents, im in a 3 year relationship and he knows all of my friends.. sometimes we just prefer you guys coz its less shit to deal with. I have very firm boundaries with my boys, and they know not to fuck about and disrespect me or my man
Ugh when he said they coming to the states I screamed out loud ! I need shows here ! 🤩😍😍 yall make my Monday every week !
when James said 'were gunna leave it there' with the cult story just as its getting even more juicy has infuriated me!! I need next weeks episode NOW 😫
James having to say I love you to Fuhad and breaking his heart all over again, I cant take! 🤣
Just finished watching your episode with KevOnStage and now this. I love it lol
It was$15 per dozen but the 48 is a crazy number
James making this face 🥺after each 'I love you'🤧 Like he's hoping Fuhad breaks character and says it back💀
That first "I Love You", James meant that shit fr 🤣
I’d pay a premium to hear James read audiobooks!
Them doing the math on the $15 for 12 oysters was killing me 😂😂😂
22:05 What. About. Me? 🤣 Fuhad was in his bag with this segment lol Jokes and timing were ON 🤣
The Jada Pinket Smith took me out😂😂😂😂
1:06 That is one of the funniest ones ive ever heard. Thanos had to clap. Lol.
Yall episode with kev on stage had me GASSSSSSEDDDDD
Tell me why I was blushing every time James said “ I love you” 😩🥹
The way my mouth dropped at the oreo being dipped in water bc your dad didn’t come back with the milk joke 🤣🤣🤣 Jesus that’s a 4th degree burn 😂
Damn, this is one of the best episodes yet. The synchronicity was on point. Salute
Man said "I don't have 10 friends," I felt that 😅
I agree with Fuhad. The horror story's imagery is superb!
The way James reads is just actual music to my ears. It’s so soothing. He should do an audiobook.
I usually start my work week with an episode from you guys.... I had to charge my day at 2pm because this wasn't our yet lol
Congrats to yall and Joyce!!! 8:52
SNG becoming a network is very exciting. 🎉
Fuhad's face had me dying when James said he used the things on his cheeks twice🤣🤣