my “god why me” moment is when i was 16 & i thought i was slick by climbing out of my bedroom window (on the second floor) to sit on the roof & smoke some weed & when i tried to step back into my window my foot slipped & i fell off the roof & landed on my back 💀💀 i laid there for like 10 minutes cause i was afraid i broke my back. my dad saw the whole thing & asked if i was breathing, when i said yes, he just went in the house 😭🤦🏾‍♀️

@dianakings.

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dejahturner16

Жыл бұрын

The scream i just scrumpt 🤣💀😭fathers are great

@dianakings.

Жыл бұрын

😂I agree.Fathers are great

@ChemicallyImbalancedBlackGirl

Жыл бұрын

@@dejahturner16 girl i was high, hurt, & weak as hell 😂 he made sure i was alive & dipped

@zenaniitshabalala8562

Жыл бұрын

Damn 😂😂😂

"You fuckin loved her and I would never forgive her for that.." James 😂😂😂😂

@Marcellodelivera

8 ай бұрын

boy is LOYAL

We need Ellis and Rem in front the camera! Let’s see them on the 300th episode 🔥🔥🔥

@mercyjane

Жыл бұрын

Let's get this comment trending. We need to see the entire group in front of the camera.

@summer5445

Жыл бұрын

Yes on patreon!! 😁

@Plutoliketheplanet

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely

@hakunamatata3478

Жыл бұрын

Also bring Jay! I want to see everybody in the group chat on here once

@meggsb23

Жыл бұрын

Yes!!

Ellis and Rem are actually jokes. Need to hear more of them sometimes.

@Jujubabi

Жыл бұрын

Definitely

@TLC26687

Жыл бұрын

Ellis and Rem need to roast these two

@Lewis-bd2yu

Жыл бұрын

I want to see a podcast of Rem and Ellis, with James and Fuhad behind the cameras on the mics

@vinersme2021

Жыл бұрын

@@Lewis-bd2yu or all of them in front of the camera...i prefer to see everyone speaking not hearing voices from the background

@Lewis-bd2yu

Жыл бұрын

@@vinersme2021 It was a joke 🥱

“I will never forgive her for that” 😂😂😂😂 Everyone needs a friend like James Thanks guys for making me look forward to Mondays💃🏼

@persephonesdad5792

Жыл бұрын

James is like “she cheated on US”

@yayalantigua5146

10 ай бұрын

🤣

@Moniq2719

10 ай бұрын

Real talk we should all have a James in our lives 🙌🏾

29:02 Rem has me DYING. “Don’t point at me like that fam.. put your finger down NOW” 😂 we need the boys on screen one week please 🙏

@rosiebee1362

Жыл бұрын

Weedddd❤od

@junglekxngtalksanime

Жыл бұрын

I died there😭😭

@MissEasyPeasySleasy

Жыл бұрын

RAG.GO!!!!😂😂😂

@randomshii4700

10 ай бұрын

frl i’m crying

@ernaisaacs983

8 ай бұрын

De La Creme is SO FINE though 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 They're all attractive, but He's just so ✨ idk ✨😌

James’ God Why Me moment should have been when his bike got stolen and his mum took him around the neighbourhood asking everyone if they’ve seen it 🤣🤣🤣

@davidsimmons654

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@spicyrika2244

Жыл бұрын

I was just watching that episode. Lol

@malminkim9170

Жыл бұрын

Which episode was that

@paultwocock5421

Жыл бұрын

@@spicyrika2244 drop the episode number

@brandondelette5017

Жыл бұрын

I’m dead hahaha

The way Fuhad pointed at Ellis and shouted "SPIN IT AROUND, IMMEDIATELY!", I pictured him as a father screaming thru the yard at his kids.. and Rem is the sibling laughing in the corner🤣🤣

@emza642

Жыл бұрын

bro really said "IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!"

@jaymitch5530

Жыл бұрын

I died 😂 couldn’t keep my composure

@selmavereen7016

Жыл бұрын

Omg that was funny 😁 😂 😀

@Harmonious028

Жыл бұрын

I wanted to see the board 😂😂

@nicoledenel

Жыл бұрын

Rem dying of laughter is sending me😂😂😂😂😂 man was catching for breath

We need a whole episode of everyone’s childhood stories 😂 would be hilarious

@pinkyblue32

Жыл бұрын

A beg! When James was telling how he was bullied for the Afro and he said “ What did you ask for?!” I had tears in my eyes. 😂

@elizabethkent9859

Ай бұрын

@CarlA-ty2st James would dominate that whole episode 😂

I was doing the deed with my boyfriend at the time. It was our first time and he was prettyyyy small. I didn't want him to feel bad so I just went along with it. We couldn't even get it in properly for the longest time. I don't know how long it took, but it felt like forever because I was embarrassed for the both of us. I got on top and we finally got it going. He seemed like he was having a good time, but I literally couldn't feel *anything* at all, so I started faking it. After what felt like forever, he looks away and says "you can stop faking now, it fell out 5 minutes ago". I was mortified. I haven't spoken to him since. GOD WHY ME? WHY HIM? WHY US?

@brownsugar7879

Жыл бұрын

Brooo WHAT!!!! I’m bawling 😂😂😂😂

@StacieGlows

Жыл бұрын

My GAWD that's horrid for everyone involved!! 😱

@anisadlamini6385

Жыл бұрын

I had a similar situation with a guy I was seeing. I couldn't feel a thing and then I decided to give him head to see why and I kid you not it was the size of my small finger. He was having the time of his life and I broke up with him after that. And then he stalked me.

@lesley-anngilmore7524

Жыл бұрын

😂😂 FAAAAAAM!

@160heven

Жыл бұрын

I could never .

James getting mad at fuhad for laughing when a bird shit in his mouth is the same as fuhad getting mad at James for making jokes after he got attacked by a falcon 😂😂😂😂😂

This is all love. The whole crew throwing hands when they see the ex 🤣😂🤣13:18

James rides for his man, that girl cheated on Fuhad almost a decade ago and JAMES remembers every second of it 🤣

@beewest5704

Жыл бұрын

James is the real ride or die for Fuhad.

James' explanation of how to do cowgirl correctly is just the best...public service announcement 🤣🤣

@indiashante1560

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@SummerTyme2023

Жыл бұрын

Honestly! 😂😂😂

@chelsearenard9081

5 ай бұрын

I coulda told him that. Lol

I can’t watch this podcast at work anymore lol I done gave myself an asthma attack trying to hold in a laugh in the DEAD SILENCE of my workplace 💀💀😭

@janiya4731

Жыл бұрын

no actually 😭

@purplepantha11

Жыл бұрын

It’s the fact you are watching it at work that amazes me. I take my hat of to you cause I could NEVER. I’d be sliding of my chair 😂

I love how honest Fuhad is about his heartbreak... takes a real man to be that open and reflective

The intensity of that “NOOOO BROTHA!!” 😂😂😂

@joshuabrigden4820

Жыл бұрын

I can't even think of it in my voice 😂

Rem had be dying with that “Don’t you point at me” 😂😂😂

😂😂😂the way James loves fuhad ... feeling his pain .... I will never forgive her for hurting you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@qxy7440

Жыл бұрын

Your pain is my pain bro 😂😂

Ellis and Rem are quickly becoming people that need to be on camera. They’re JOKES😂😂

That top 5 got me laughing 🤣 Rem “don’t you point that finger at me I know my position in the studio”🤣

Nah the broccoli with the ‘u’ had me crying real tears😭

@therrioett

Жыл бұрын

The US vs. UK spelling got me a couple times...but the "D in "liquify" and the "U" in Broccoli had me falling out lol

@Vanifest24

3 ай бұрын

Same

I'm so happy we get Ellis and Rem are involved. these 4 together are hilarious

@shazz286

Жыл бұрын

Ellis pretending he doesn't eat Hawaiian pizza was hilarious 😂😂😂

Awwww “my boy was broken” cutest friendship ever

Rem dying of laughter after Ellis spelling of Broccoli is sending me 😂😂😂😂😂 my man was catching for breath 31:40 31:54

LMAO the acne medication reaction was GOLD... s/o that brother Ellis for enduring that

Top 5: It’s crazy how some of these words are spelled totally different in American English. - Maneuver - Broccoli (same) - Bureaucracy (same) - Liquify - Connoisseur (same)

@indiashante1560

Жыл бұрын

When they spelled out "maneuver and liquify" I was questioning my entire existence 🤣🤣🤣

@kimmieb1693

Жыл бұрын

My exact thoughts!! 😂

@delagraentiss

8 ай бұрын

Thank you! I was having a moment

@merp9211

Ай бұрын

Exactly! U-S-A!

33:13 I was ugly laughing when yall slowly looked at each other and James whispered "D"🤣🤣🤣

Note to self DONT ever let James clock u doing shit! He willlllll call you out 😂😂😂

@jainellerobinson3129

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😅 He was on it!

One of my most "God, why me?" moments is when I was younger, sitting at the bus stop and reading a book on my way home, I noticed a group of loud teenagers heading in my direction. One of the girls started getting upset and threatened to fight me because she claimed that I was ugly🤣🤣🤣🤣Keep in mind that I am hearing this, but I'm not acknowledging her. HOW UGLY COULD I HAVE BEEN TO ANGER THIS LADY TO THE POINT OF THREATENING TO FIGHT ME? 🤣🤣🤣

@KhaleelahSalaam

9 ай бұрын

You were actually the opposite and that's what made her want to fight😂😂😂. Because fighting somebody because they're ugly is insanity😂😂😂

Need an episode with all 4 on camera. James, Fuhad, Rem & Ellis 😂

my "god, why me" moment that I can think of is probably when I was solo travelling from Canada back to London - 8 hour flight and I was saving the pennies by not pre-booking a seat. My seat ended up being by the window and for ages no one was sitting next to me so I was all "oh sweet, I've got the whole row to myself". the last two people to sit down, sat in my row and I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.. this couple were so large, they should've bought a row of seats EACH and they smelled so bad like they hadn't washed in about a year and I was squished up against the window. we were about 5 hours into the flight and i needed a wee, the guy in the aisle seat was asleep, I had asked the lady if I could squeeze past, she tried to wake her husband, boyfriend, whatever and he LOOKED AT ME, GROWLED AND WENT BACK TO SLEEP. 😭😭😭😭😭

Jams talking about "it's all in the knees" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead!!💀

Getting my nails done and an elderly man in a motor scooter came in to get his over grown toe nails cut, they put him in a chair along the wall directly behind me, then I hear the nail clippers and suddenly felt a flick in the back of my hair. THIS MANS TOE NAIL FLEW ACROSS THE ROOM INTO MY HAIR 😭

@paigedownie9654

Жыл бұрын

Most definitely a god why me moment lmao

"dutty panties, dutty panties" It's too early into the vid to be laughing soooo hard!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ellis' voice. Heavens have mercy

@SashaJ79

Жыл бұрын

I KNOW, RIGHT!!!

@Rebecca25597

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing

This brothers got me laughing in public😂😂

My God why me moment: driving my mom to work listening to the radio, topic was about sex, they advised women to carry one condom. My mom asked what about the second round, she looked at me waiting for an answer

@rhamus

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Colein2013

Жыл бұрын

👁👄👁…👀 this would be my EXACT reaction 😂😂

@nkosinathimkhonza2332

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@shakathewanderer9198

Жыл бұрын

Mom: "don't look at me like that. How tf you think you were made? You Better ask Daddy." Me: *embarrassment causes flatline*

@likhomhlwana249

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

I’m mad Rem’s “God why me” story made sense to me 😂. As a mental healthcare worker I have some of the wildest stories but I refuse to get another job lol 😂

Fuhad listening to MAFS updates from James is exactly how I look when my husband comes home from work and recaps his whole day. I CANT BE BOTHERED. but I'll listen anyway because I love you man. 😅

@nochso6835

Жыл бұрын

What man is recapping his day anyway? When I get back, I need silence for a while

@kelvinenos

Жыл бұрын

@@nochso6835I’m thinking I’d need the silence too😂😂😂

I was in my mid to late 20s, hanging out with two of my girlfriends at a club that recently opened. There was a table of older men who had to be in their 50s, wearing suits like John Travolta's in Saturday Night Fever. One of them approached me for a dance. He had a gold cap on one of his front teeth. The mix of bad breath and body odor brought tears to my eyes, but I swear my eyebrows were burned off. All I could think was God, why me😢

@brandondelette5017

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

My "God why me" moment was in my first year of uni I was talking to this pretty young thing who I met as I was heading for a lecture, the conversation was getting good and turns out we were heading for the same lecture. We enter the lecture hall I say hi to my boys and tell them to save an extra seat for the girl and just as I turned back around I head her say "quiet down class and welcome to the introduction of Business Law".

@susanrichardson631

9 ай бұрын

😅that was good

“ you f****g loved her, and I’ll never forgive her for that” 😂😂😂

My "god why me" moment. When i was in highschool i went to my friend's house (whom i had a crush on) to hang out. I went upstairs to use the restroom real quick and when i came out i fell down the stairs... I sat at the bottom of the stairs embarrassed af because i knew he heard it 🤦🏽‍♀️

Poor Ellis can’t catch a break 😅

Have an exam in about 2 hours....This is my lucky charm going in🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Nikinik597

Жыл бұрын

Me too!!😂😂

@mrm1984

Жыл бұрын

You got this

@OG-Savage

Жыл бұрын

Good Luck 🍀

@davidsimmons654

Жыл бұрын

Blessings!! 🙏🏾🙏🏾💪🏾

@mbaliheals

Жыл бұрын

All the best to you guys 😊

I’m crying at the way Rem turned into Geralt of Rivia “DONT POINT AT ME LIKE THAT FAM”

Waited all morning. Thanks for being on time guys 🙂

I'm I the only one that wants to hear Ellis and Rem speak More? Especially Ellis 😊😊 Ellis must feel like the little brother of the lot 🤣🤣.. bless his heart.

James demonstration of reverse cow girl is mahd😂😂😂😂

I’m with James. Thought we had to list the most commonly misspelled words. Sitting here going “uh, restaurant, rendezvous, necessary, idk??”

@noonoofontana1586

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 class comment

My "God why me moment" was when I was admitted into the hospital for my high risk pregnancy. It was Thanksgiving morning and I ordered my breakfast which was this bomb ass omelette. I took ONE BITE and a nurse came in to check my blood pressure and it was too high. They took my food and instantly put me on a liquid diet just in case I had to be rushed in for a C-section. I cried. LMAO They ended up letting me eat dinner later that night. But I'm still pissed about that omelette TIL THIS DAY 10 years later. 😫🤣🤣🤣

@mathenysabrina

Жыл бұрын

My baby would never NOT hear about it every time they messed up😂😂 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH FOR YOU!?

@indiashante1560

Жыл бұрын

​@@mathenysabrinaOMGoodness yes 🤣🤣🤣

@BaebaeW

Жыл бұрын

They will never know our damn pain for their asses😂

@YellowPaint100

Жыл бұрын

🤭🤭 my goodness... seeing that omelette leave you wanted to fight! Looking like 👀😡🤬. Glad they saved it though! Better late than never!

Not me having headache... and still laughing so hard that my head hurts even more.😂😂😂😂😂 You guys are funny

These guys are the reason I enjoy Mondays nowadays😆 crying with laughter

My ex used to work a job just like Rem. He said a client would hit people if they coughed or sneezed. He said if that client would have hit him he would have rocked his jaw.

@brandondelette5017

Жыл бұрын

Facts oh they would of got a serious right Hail Mary to the jaw lol

I know I would never watch married at first sight but James giving us tea has me so invested 😂

James trying to hold it together while his boy was telling his story!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have to restrain myself from screaming when James talks about MAFSA. Because I cannot wait for him to catch up on the Harrison drama!

@carideanwinchester8344

Жыл бұрын

ugh omg ikr bcuz of his updates I binge watched the entire show last week and lost 3 nights of sleep and he is only giving updates on like 1 or 2 eps lol its infuriating cuz there is sooooo much drama to come

@bradleysaal

Жыл бұрын

On what ep is he on?

@miamohamed8496

Жыл бұрын

He will SCREAMMMMM when he finds out about dans fuck shit!

@skyehtlimit

Жыл бұрын

Whats mafsa?

@miamohamed8496

Жыл бұрын

@@skyehtlimit married at first sight australia

Rem saying yogurt like "yahggert" tickled me so much! 😂😂😂

I’m loving that Rem and Ellis are getting more air time. You guys are hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Gxng Gxng

The way James is LIVINGGG for the drama shows😂😂😂😂

“ why men?” When I worked at an auto parts store as a delivery driver and my manager asked me to look in the box next to him and it was his shitty boxers. He then proceeded to grin and laugh saying “ taco truck got me, watch out.” I’ve met and worked with like 4 other men to have proudly claimed they shit themselves in public.

@SupraSoulStar

Жыл бұрын

I've seen tiktoks of women complaining about finding them in the laundry. I cannot🤢🤮

@StacieGlows

Жыл бұрын

Yikes! Tbh that could be an HR thing. Gross.

@Vanifest24

3 ай бұрын

Omg… I’m so glad I’ve NEVER experienced this

James needs a raise cause his narration skills gaddddamit 😂😂😂 give this man his flowers!!

the face change at 30:29 when they realised rem had to search up brocoli had me WEAK 😭😭😭

@shayleehohapata2680

Жыл бұрын

Broccoli* 😂

AHHH IM SUPER HAPPY! Last upload I asked James & Fuhad to get mics for all the boys and this upload... I HEAR EVERYONE! Thanks, guys! ❤❤❤

Rem and Ellis are jokes😂😂 when Rem screamed at Fuhad for pointing him I cried of laughter😂😂.we need to see them on screen please

Mondays aren’t enough for me. I’m about to subscribe to the Patreon.😂😂

@B.I.N.G.O007

Жыл бұрын

Trust me. Best investment I've made

@karimcintyre7363

Жыл бұрын

Come join the cult!

@sunraye1

Жыл бұрын

I think need to aswell

These men never fail to make me cry laugh 😂😂

Ngl Rem's laugh at the 'u' in "broccouli" had me dyingg 💀💀💀

The way James stops to look at Ellis was hilarious 😂😂

James is so competitive with the challenges 😂😂😂

The way am giggling at James when he said what Alyssa and Duncan have is real 58:30 has me screaming like a gremlin 😭😭😭I can’t wait for him to catch up!!!

Back at it again with the laughs and shinnanigans! The only part of Monday ya can't help but enjoy! 💯💯

@jt19933

Жыл бұрын

Shenanigans*

@Tobithegoodboi

Жыл бұрын

@@jt19933 appreciate that fam

I was worried you wouldn't upload today😂❤️ had me rewatching the old videos but thank you for the upload

i just love seeing james laugh😂😂😂 , dude enjoys fully

I got expelled from secondary for smoking crow, my parents were surprisingly calm about it. They took me to Eritrea for a holiday, right before i was meant to leave for the airport they tell my they "cant find my passport, it must have been stolen". They left me there for nearly 2 years 😭😭 God...why me.

@beewest5704

Жыл бұрын

African parents always extra for no reason!

@sunraye1

Жыл бұрын

@@beewest5704 I knowww, a little bit of teenage rebellion and they act like your a demon child. I came back worse and filled with resentment, and still smoke 😂😂

@shineright5818

Жыл бұрын

My sister was giving my parents a hard time, we all went back home for a family wedding, we all came back apart from her …she is been there for nearly 8 years now. She doesn’t even speak english properly at this point 😅

The highlight of my Mondays. My day isn't right till I get my fix.

REM has me dying laughing at BROCCOULI😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

We def need to hear more from Ellis and Rem!!!!! They are Hella funny!!!

I’ve been on holiday with Fuhad and James virtually. 🥰🥰🥰🥰 Happy birthday in arrears, James! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

"man is banana in their" great way to start off the show edit: now that ive gotten context its even funnier😂😂

Dont you ever point at me again killed me

@tinks1764

Жыл бұрын

💀🤣

@davidsimmons654

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

I know I love these guys just chat cos the MAFSA section is that one part in an episode I don’t even know what’s going on. Never seen one episode and don’t think I ever will But I’m glued regardless! Love love love my Gs!! 🫶🏿🫶🏿🫶🏿🫶🏿🫶🏿 51:52

@helenfillie5434

Жыл бұрын

Same! Only tiktok shit but the way James recounts it is hilarious

1:10:53 the look on James' face, like he just got to the bottom of a 20 year old cold case and was disgusted with what he found! Then the eye scan back and forth, topped off by the follow-up in such a low, menacing tone "do you order Hawaiian??" Ellis is BUSTED!

James facial expression when Rem correctly spelt connoisseur. Shock, confusion and lastly suspicion. Hilarious.

The Caribbean reflexes of the three quick back slaps before I realised what happe😂 spit in my mouth I'm going to jail.

I appreciate yall for sharing your stories online in front of thousands of people because it could never be me, but these videos are so great for my mental health because the shit people put you through stings fam

The way they were all done at Top 5's topic before Fuhad explained!! 🤣🤣🤣We need more from Ellis & Rem!! Today's AITA, WTF!!! 🤣🤣🤣 LOVE how Ellis is the black sheep!!

The look James gave Fuhad when Fuhad confidently said broccoli was man made, SPUN ME

😂😂😂 hilarious episode..God why me moment...I fell down the stairs, end up with a black eye for days...looked like I was fighting for me life 💀

😂😂😂I have so many "God, why me?" moments that I should have a comedy special. Saying them for free is just self deprecation

When I was 17 I was training to become a caretaker at a nursing home. I was assigned to change a diaper for one of the patients. We’re gonna call this guy Mr. Johnson. Mr. Johnson had a thing for all the younger girls employees. So obviously when it was time for me to change him he took a very creepy liking to me. Back to the story, I’m following standard procedure and I’m changing his diaper. Mr Johnson started making weird comments like “yeah do it just like that baby” “get in there”. I kept ignoring him and continued on with the task. Unfortunately for me it took a long time to clean him up since there was feces all over his diaper and he’s super wrinkly and there’s tons of crevices I had to open folds clean it up. Well by the time I got to his penis. His comments started getting worse and he ejaculated ALL OVER ME. Mind you I’m in training my trainer was there and my coworkers. I wasn’t allowed to have a reaction to that either. My supervisor told me to continue on with the diaper change. Mr Johnson had the most satisfied facial expression. I couldn’t help but think to myself, God WHY ME!!! After that I quit 😂

@indiashante1560

Жыл бұрын

I would've quit to cuz WTF?

@danielakinyeye253

Жыл бұрын

That's horrible wtf🤢

@nochso6835

Жыл бұрын

WTF!! Why were you getting into cleaning feces at 17??!!! You could do so much with your life!

@anniedee8136

Жыл бұрын

Girl good on you to leave that job 👏 Your mental health is more important than stomaching inappropriate behavior

29:03 Rem's comment was too funny!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fuhad's surprise when they misunderstood the top 5 game killed me cos that's exactly what I thought!

I love to hear you all's accent and enthusiasm, it's the cherry on top of every episode !!!

I get stoned and laugh for hours with y'all. I stay having y'alls episodes playing. 🥰

My god why me moment was when my crush looked me in the eye and said " ew you look like one guy who's obsessed about rings from that tv show"

Brother!!! I’m with James and Ellis. This game was butters till fuhad explained. I was racking my brain for misspelled words from my friends! Against was all I came up with hahaha

@huskiek1693

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Yo man!!! England spells words strange as shit!!! God dam!

"What did you ask for" 🤣🤣🤣 I'd pay to see a picture of James with that haircut

My “God, why me?” moment sounds like a bad movie but felt like the end of my little world! I’d take any of y’all’s over mine. 😂

@sweetreat30

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