Griffin: [extremely little brother voice] Whoa!! Justin! Dino dolphins!!!! Justin: [extremely big brother voice] Look at those beautiful beasts.

@timtams_6

4 жыл бұрын

*[Titanic music plays]*

@Megakell0

4 жыл бұрын

* Immediately punches dolphin dino *

@lunararsenal7187

4 жыл бұрын

10:11

Trying to drink any liquid during these videos is a massive gamble

@gadafk

8 жыл бұрын

+Furioso the whole vid i was trying to plan when i could maybe sneak a sip of my drink

@thealmightyqueqlqag5260

8 жыл бұрын

+Furioso *Never. Try. To. Drink. Coke.*

@smidgee6542

8 жыл бұрын

+Furioso I had half a can of sprite come out my nose

@ribby9069

7 жыл бұрын

Spat milk all over my laptop :/

@MezzoForte4

7 жыл бұрын

Spat out all over myself last night so I lost that bet. I almost did it again at my laptop. But I'm so thirsty. D:

dino-lansbury: 10/10 bjorn: 99999/10

@ribby9069

7 жыл бұрын

+The Idiodyssey it's cool though

@dasalphatierxd

7 жыл бұрын

Ribby Thanks for the Boots!

@alexandercoffer7598

6 жыл бұрын

No, Bjorn is infinity/10

@mirmalchik

5 жыл бұрын

for real though not a single steak unshitted

@ace-smith

4 жыл бұрын

lansberry*

I come back to this video a lot, but I'm here today to honor the passing of the woman who inspired Dino-Lansbury. RIP Angela Lansbury 🙏🙏

@alexb2082

Жыл бұрын

And now Barbara!

Justin's laugh at the end sounds like he's in so much pain. And I love the way he admits to pissing himself without sounding ashamed or embarrassed. This is why I look up to him.

@JeansAbi

8 жыл бұрын

Taylor Johnson - Comedian Yeah, he sounded like he's completely off crying/having a stroke and just a second away from throwing up because of laughter. Needless to say, I was dying watching this! :D

@saschagreuel1317

8 жыл бұрын

+William Krause t o

@TheTetrapod

7 жыл бұрын

Remember on MBMBaM where he admitted to a live audience that he shit himself in the car?

@Snacc99

6 жыл бұрын

Taylor Johnson - Comedian 21:00

@wj2429

5 жыл бұрын

My sweet honest piss boy.

**typing** **hysterical laughter** **typing** **hysterical laughter**

Bjorn litterally had the wackiest day on ark, he met some deformed lady while getting loot. He decided to give her his old boots, she thanked him and then roleplayed that his pterodactyl shat on her steaks. So he went back and gave her food, and then watched as she immediately ate 101 spoiled meats and died. Wacky.

Man I wish people would just come by and give me a ton of unshitted steaks randomly. Bjorn seems like a cool bro.

@raysravens52

2 жыл бұрын

hes countered by 200 griefers who spawn kill

I cannot believe these boys literally stole someone's entire chest full of loot and posted it on KZread. Godspeed

bjorn is honestly????so good a v nice dude

@sleebs

7 жыл бұрын

space dad

@kappaross6124

7 жыл бұрын

space dad × knife dad OTP

@Edbrad

7 жыл бұрын

bjorn sound like someone chill with weed

Monster Factory is honestly the funniest thing on youtube

@sartanko

7 жыл бұрын

You know what, I think you might be right! I feel nauseous from all the laughing.

@jamezburgundy

7 жыл бұрын

for real

@littlemissjellyjoints

7 жыл бұрын

This is probably the only people that make me laugh so hard I cry.

@sartanko

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks for reminding me, I probably got a lot of stuff to catch up on.

@user-ec5yl5df7i

7 жыл бұрын

Jackie C. Did they cancel it?

That fucking gurgling noise he made when he was laughing so hard he pissed himself was disgustingly funny.

Okay, everyone is sleeping on Dino-Lansbury. You always hear about Final Pam, and Rat baby and Christopher Christopher Christopher Christopher, but who is talking about Dino-Lansbury? She is so good. So wonderful. One of the best Monster Factory episodes. FIGHT ME ON THIS.

@TheRaspberryFlavored

5 жыл бұрын

who the fuck is christopher christopher christopher christopher

@Jammythewerewolf

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheRaspberryFlavored christopher christopher 'The Pebble' christopher christopher :D

@theboyreporter1726

5 жыл бұрын

i'd like this comment but it's currently at 169 likes and i can't bring myself to do it

@BroadwayBrittany

5 жыл бұрын

I'm going through all of these videos for the first time, and so far I laughed harder on this one than any other. So as of now, I'm inclined to agree with you, lol

@shakentosser

4 жыл бұрын

I will not like this comment for obvious reasons

"for real though, shit up all in my steaks" That almost killed me!

i wish bjorn could see this

@bigoldingus6491

5 жыл бұрын

Guess who?

@mirmalchik

5 жыл бұрын

@@bigoldingus6491 lie to me and tell me you're bjorn

The passive aggressive chat killed me XD

"She's really good- (a sharp inhale followed by an extremely convicted) Lets work on the chest..."

@itsfuckinglauren

5 жыл бұрын

7:53 if yall wanna relive it

@ChiseledDiamond

5 жыл бұрын

(sudden realisation of what has been said, followed by hysterical laughter)

@missyemmy93

5 жыл бұрын

@@itsfuckinglauren thank you so much this moment changed me as a person forever

When they start interacting with other people it kills me

The thing about murder she wrote is that this lady travels the fucking globe and still seems to know someone well in every single place she visits, additionally there's the murders. Like wherever she goes there's a fucking murder that happens either just before or after she's arrived. I think she's the root cause, honestly.

@JamesWVanFleet

7 жыл бұрын

For a long time though she didn't traverse the globe. All those murders happened in one little town. Like, if you lived there, there was a 20% chance you were gonna get killed or do some killin'. Is Lansbury the cause? Maybe. Maybe she's like a chiller version of one of those Stephen King villains who comes into a small town and a week later the Methodist and Catholic churches are firebombing each other, and dogs are getting piked on iron gates. Unless... unless... she's like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and her town is some sort of Hellmouth but for really boringly-motivated murderers.

@Liamitis

7 жыл бұрын

It's kinda like a Batman/Joker effect. Whenever a crimefighter that good rises, a villain to match shall be created. So whenever Lansbury goes to a new place, the universe sorts out having that good of a detective in that spot by creating a crime to match her.

@felixsturm323

7 жыл бұрын

Is that a "Needful Things" reference? ;)

@snipelfritz

7 жыл бұрын

She's the murderer every time. She's just really good at pinning them on other innocent people.

@dracos0024

7 жыл бұрын

Liam She isn't even a detective. She's an English teacher turned novel writer that solves murders for the heck of it. XD

"Well, she certainly solved the mystery of human generosity," Truer words have (probably) never been spoken. That Björn guy is the coolest.

She’s solving Dino crime with the angels now

"The murderer was Jonkins, the butler!" Hmm... why does that sound familiar?

@cahillcomics918

5 жыл бұрын

Mary McGinnis totally different, there wasnt any bowties

@thealmightynootdoodle5615

5 жыл бұрын

Mmmm hello

@c1nnamodoll

3 жыл бұрын

i bet he had a shimmery bowtie too rolls eyes

Can't believe you never said Lansbury Fore Time

Bjorn is like the coolest dude.

My favorite parts of these videos that are on online games is when Griffin quietly yet furiously types away, talking to the other players while Justin dies from laugh-coughing in the background

"I think it loves me!" *Continues to beat it to death*

@alexisgarcia4124

3 жыл бұрын

God I was just about to comment this

7 years later... I wonder if Bjorn is still playing, and I hope they're doing well if they are, truly a kind soul

RIP Angela Lansbury! You will be missed

My favorite justin laugh is the one where he sounds exactly like a brooding hen

We may have lost Angela Lansbury, but at least we'll always have Dino-Lansbury

Two years since this vid and I still eat my steak unshitted, it's the best way.

Griffin is responsible for me using "wowzers!" And "_______-erinos" in my daily vocabulary

@katqt32

3 жыл бұрын

The two of them have gotten me into their phrase “one mo ‘gain!” and I interpret that as “let’s go again/once more”. You can hear Justin say it in the Dragon’s Dogma episode when Randy Johnso dies on the beach and crushes the box LMFAOOO

RIP Angela Lansbury, dead at 96 on 10/11/22

The shit steaks at the end had me wheezing and crying. I love monster factory so much

Dame Angela Lansbury passed away today and I immediately thought of Dino-Lansbury. 💔

RIP Angela Lansbury.

I love how one of the only things they ever leave alone is the chest... they arent respectful to God but they are respectful to women, damn it!

@shinyskunk

2 жыл бұрын

they did make her ass an entire trapezoid, to be fair.

@scorchwave6439

2 жыл бұрын

Did you not hear Justin say let's work on the chest in this one though? 😂

Coming back to this to pay my respects. RIP.

Angela Lands-before time-bury

"Murder She Wrote (TV Program)" "Angela Lansbury (Theater Actor)" Good tags, guys.

RIP to Angela Lansbury ✌️

1:24 You know what we call dinosaurs in the UK? Her Royal Majesty!

@sophieking195

4 жыл бұрын

t- touche

rest in peace angela lansbury thank you for your impact on my life

Coming back to this in memory of Dame Lansbury, immortalized forever in this hellish flesh simulacrum.

RIP Angela Lansbury, im happy that this is one of the ways youll be remembered

omg Bjorn is such a cute helpful guy

rebinging monster factory for the 3rd time and finding an episode you havent seen before is like finding actual fucking gold

I made the mistake of watching all of these Monster Factory episodes in one sitting, so now my heart hurts because I was laughing so hard. Would not advise. Considering legal action Griffin and Justin for not putting up proper doctors warnings.

@whalesharko4465

4 жыл бұрын

They did say NSFW which obviously means Never suck for (a) while

love when Justin references literally the only thing anyone ever knows about Kyle XY-- the fact that he doesn't have a belly button.

@brbReclaimingErebor

2 жыл бұрын

@@devcrom3 i mean. i wouldn't know, would i?

21:05 - 22:41 Absolutely the funniest thing I've ever seen.

the quiet "... finish it" at 11:50 just wrecked me

i hope bjorn is living the best of lives

The way "murder she did" has infiltrated my everyday vocabulary

monster factory is literally my fav series on youtube

what if dino landsberry is angus mcdonalds mom, she disappeared long ago through mysterious means (time travel) but the detective blood still flowed in angus mcdonalds veins. his white whale is solving the mystery of finding his mother

@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764

4 жыл бұрын

reuniting the silverware will open a hole through time and space

This was painful to watch. I laughed so hard at this video my whole body ached. For a moment there, I thought I was going to barf. This was amazing, keep it up. Ten outa ten

16:44 Griffin: Feeding Trough? I ain’t too proud! Don’t mind me, that’s just a McElroy line I get stuck in my head a lot and yet I constantly forget where and when it’s from, so hopefully this helps me later 😂

Greatest video series on youtube since sliced jam.

These my me cry every time. My wife thinks I look absolutely insane while I watch them. I laughed so hard I had to stop it on two separate occasions.

RIP Angela Lansbury. Kinda screwed up for the algorithm to recommend this to me today…

I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying... this needs to be like a weekly thing guys, please!

4:59 it's Truck Shepard. he found us, and he's taken over half your character already.

DINO LANDSBURY IS ETERNAL

I just gotta point out that Maria Bamford fucking called this back in 2003: "Heads up for next year, it's gonna be the new style, if you wanna be on the cutting edge: you're gonna have to have a giant egg-shaped torso . . . with tiny little Tweety-bird ankles . . . and a wandering eye."

@MightyMothra

7 жыл бұрын

God, ain't it the truth.

It's been 2 years but I'm still dying over "Murder she did!"

"well that's crazy" love that sometimes he doesn't even have a joke

Dino-Landsbury looks like she got stung by a bee. A mutant bee from beyond the space-time continuum

"lazlo's hierarchy of needs" u did not

Best Murder, She Wrote fanfic I've ever seen.

These steaks are unshitted.

The character creation made this one of my favorite Monster Factories. The rest made it one of my favorite KZread videos.

@SoundlessScream

5 жыл бұрын

pogogo51 When I found this channel recently, I was hoping that they had done an ark video

"The murderer was Jonkins, the butler!" I wonder if he used a wand that made doors go into different rooms to do that

@cas6174

2 жыл бұрын

i wonder if he also had a shimmery bowtie

4:19 Griffin suddenly turns into Angus McDonald

Monster Factory has just become my life recently. This is the worst series of anything in existance and I love it.

That chat log had me laughing so hard it was painful

The NOISES that Justin makes in this, I've never heard come from a human being. Lord.

"wow, you look bad! are you gonna look better? no, that's just you!" story of my life

The hard cut into "DUSTING FOR PRINTS" fucking kills me every time

8:54 "Well that's crazy..." Was looking for this line for the better part of 2 weeks!! Couldn't remember which episode it was in though! :D Fucking love Monster Factory.

I love looking at Garfield riding his tiny horse. He has such a serious look on his face.

rip angela lansbury 😔✌🏽 greatest detective of our generation

Definitely my favorite series right now.

Shit steaks are all the rage these days. Also, I laughed til I cried

God. God. I'm dying. That steak bit got me laughing so hard I cried but also peed a little too. What a beautifully awful moment to share. I can't even be mad after laughing that much!

I need to watch 21:14 at least once a week, now. It's like a pilgrimage.

Such an under rated episode.

Do people ever watched Monster Factory and say, "hey, that's me in real life. I look like that."

I know I'm late to the game, but the entire time i was watching this all i could think was Jurassica Fletcher

"I think it [dodo bird] loves me." *punch, punch, punch, bloood.* Ohh, Griffin, haha

I love listening to Justin's toddler cry-laugh

I'm typing this through tears I have not been able to stop laughing about that wink for like 3 minutes. Like, if I laugh any harder I might throw up

literally my favorite series, i'm crying

These aren't nearly as popular as they deserve to be.. I'm spreading these to literally every friend I have.

Came for the property damaged, stayed for the A+ shitposting in global.

I love ARK so much and people like Bjorn are pretty common and just give newbies metal weapons/armor

"We can't give her an official rating until she eats a hundred pieces of rotten meat." If we are all actually living in a simulation controlled by something sentient, I feel like this sentence alone explains why some people seem to just have garbage luck or craptastic lives. Because the creator said, "NO MIDDLE SLIDERS," and compelled them to champion down some carrion on a whim 😂

monster factory is by far my favourite thing in the whole of youtube

4:21 angus mcdonald has hacked into the monster factory

The end with the guy got me crying, I was laughing so hard. This is probably my favorite episode now.

That chat convo at the end about the steaks had me laughing so hard it actually hurt.

@darksaint217

2 жыл бұрын

I'v seen this video 10 times now, and i cry laugh every. single. time!