“This looks racist for a race that doesn’t exist” is a fantastic quote.

@telesticTroublemaker

Жыл бұрын

ah yes a quote applicable for both the McElroys and for Tally Hall

Toucan Dan looks like Jeff Goldblum went into the teleporter with a troll doll and a maraschino cherry.

@HamburglerStanAccount

4 жыл бұрын

teknoarcanist This is oddly specific but also accurate

@robynthethird4776

4 жыл бұрын

But then Jim Henson saw it and tried to recreate it from memory.

@jessebananasaurus1526

3 жыл бұрын

That or with an oompa loompa.

is his full name toucaniel daniel

@janesmith1840

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this.

@knightsoftarot6794

5 жыл бұрын

Toucaniel Daniel The Spooky Kabuki Toucaniel Maniel.

@cormorantcolors6791

4 жыл бұрын

evyrgreen This is Bichael all over again.

@sprousprou

4 жыл бұрын

No It's Toucaniel Danantha

@alexanderpumpkin3423

3 жыл бұрын

It is now.

Ya know... Most people don't ascend into eldritch horrors until the END of the game. You managed to do it in the character creation window.

@matthewhope9621

5 жыл бұрын

That’s why it’s the best BB speedrun around!

@why.are.you.here.

3 жыл бұрын

666th like

Toe to tip, this is a Cumberbatch.

@missyemmy93

7 жыл бұрын

take it to the bank boys

@sicko033

7 жыл бұрын

Thomas Wisdom Just like Shelfthroat!

@lychenthrope

7 жыл бұрын

Shelfthroat sounds like a racial slur lol

@andyjett9053

6 жыл бұрын

SherlockLover69 says, just like Cumberbatch!

@leahl5007

2 жыл бұрын

Just like Cumberbatch

"does he interlock? with another one of his kind?" i can't stop laughing oh my god

@Universe04

7 жыл бұрын

bilbro-baggins the open part of his face is shaped like a normal human face

@robocalico419

5 жыл бұрын

Giving a whole new meaning to “mindfuck”

@bubba_y5426

5 жыл бұрын

they found the brow ridge featire

Toucan Dan is probably the friendliest-looking of the Monster Boys. That's disturbing.

@powdgaze

8 жыл бұрын

CONFOUND THOSE MONSTER BOYS! HOW THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK!

@WatchdogGoon

7 жыл бұрын

A HATSUNE MIKU CAR! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

@powdgaze

7 жыл бұрын

UNHAND HER DAN TOUCAN!

@ahobbit1273

6 жыл бұрын

I love the benign expression on his monstrous visage. It makes him seem much less horrifying, somehow.

@latrodectahespara2728

6 жыл бұрын

Chiquita Dave was pretty damn friendly, to be fair.

He looks like Ganondorf's racist father.

@abloogywoogywoo

7 жыл бұрын

I have no f**king clue. What is this creation I don't even-

@faroshscale

5 жыл бұрын

Implying that ganondorf himself isn't racist

@anonym3

2 жыл бұрын

Yee

@anonym3

2 жыл бұрын

@@faroshscale Well, is he racist?

mister sandman toucan me a dan

@Owen.Fallon

4 жыл бұрын

Give him a throat,and eyes so soulless

@LeviathanLP

3 жыл бұрын

And rainbow-colored hair, that's a great bonus

@alexanderpumpkin3423

3 жыл бұрын

LeviathanLP mr sandman send me a dan

@stevenunyabidness

2 ай бұрын

make him less cute than a garbage can

Jindo_Gae is the perfect foil for Toucan Dan. Completely loyal to the end, despite their differing ideals. Willing to stoop to using firearms for the greater good. A tragic hero who sullies their honor so that Dan can continue to live by his code. The flawed, cynical antihero to compliment our optimistic-to-a-fault protagonist. What a story.

@blarg2429

7 жыл бұрын

It's so byootiful... ;~;

@ahobbit1273

6 жыл бұрын

It's like watching a beautifully crafted episode of Doctor Who

@rynemcgriffin1752

5 жыл бұрын

mjolnir1208 And now there’s Dr.Sexgun, Toucan Dan’s Worst Nemesis

@mysouptoocold1656

4 жыл бұрын

And spoilers: toucan dan become a god

@localracer

10 ай бұрын

Thank you so much for your kind words. Beautiful🥲 perhaps I should visit Yharnam once again And help another weary soul

Toucan Dan looks surprisingly like that guy from the Pixar short who plays chess with himself.

@sylph8005

3 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE RIGHT

@joeyfromschool

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the same guy who fixes Woodys arm in Toy Story 2

@sdcrew61523

3 жыл бұрын

Yo, he really freakin does!!! I read your comment and snort-laughed. My coffee came out my nose 😅

@theghoulishgrabber

3 жыл бұрын

If he was boiled in hot oil, yeah he does.

@dakota6054

2 жыл бұрын

I know nobody asked but that short is what came on before A Bug's Life. It's called Geri's Game.

11:30 is such a slept on clip. Griffin just revealing this being with little preamble and Justin's horrified "oh my god, Griffin" while Griffin in proper little brother fashion asks "do you like how I expressed myself? 😀"

@sethescope

Жыл бұрын

question: would you say perhaps that :3 also could encapsulate Griffin's tone? I don't think you're wrong at all! but it just also feels to me that there could be an undertone of :3 there in our boy's voice during the goof

@MusicOtaku165

Жыл бұрын

​@@sethescope oh for sure, that could also be griffin's tone. Anything and everything that expresses his delight in his own menace, haha

I genuinely believe that the delivery of “now it looks exactly like Benedict Cumberbatch” is possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. The completely straight delivery corresponding with the spin revealing the most awful creature face you’ve ever seen sends me every time.

@whatr0

10 ай бұрын

SherlockFan140 says Just like Benedict!

@nicksnyder1024

6 ай бұрын

I think the comment that follows is even funnier.

imagine your in the 1800's and you go to some nobleman's spooky house and you see him and its toucan dan

Facial balance? I'm gonna set this to "NO"

I can't believe the McElroys were responsible for the Emoji Movie

I love the sheer intensity in the statement "GET FUNNY" when they're randomizing the second time around

"Here's where you do your dark deeds in your fleshchurch" is honestly a pretty good synopsis of the story of Bloodborne

I need "Guns Don't Pay, Crime Never Wins" on a tshirt.

@MrDoctorColossus

5 жыл бұрын

Two years later and I'd still pay money for "Drugs Aren't Your Friend"

I saw Toucan Dan's face and decided I needed a drink.

@s3dchr

7 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Ethan Klein from H3H3.

'Here is where you do your dark deeds in your flesh church.'

@Pomlithe

4 жыл бұрын

that sounds like an actual bloodborne quote

Having watched these already, I simply listen to the audio to relive the memories.

@othergeorgea

6 жыл бұрын

waffleless me too

imagine just minding your business playing bloodborne and getting an ominously vague pm from Griffin McElroy

@localracer

10 ай бұрын

Pretty crazy

"does he interlock with another one of his kind??" i'm screaming

16:05 “i mean people are definitely- *HEEEEEY THEERRREEEE*- um, people are definitely gonna see my shadow.” this had me in STITCHES

Hoods, the middle slider of clothing.

The final face looks like something out of a Hieronymus Bosch painting.

I'd like to see a battle between Toucan Dan and The Junker. They're pretty much opposites. Dan of course is an anti-gun activist, while Junker is a gun-lovin southerner. Junker likes to get dirty and have some fun, but Dan is a clean boy who is very organized and mature. These traits could help them succeed on the battlefield in their own ways.

@netherb4503

5 жыл бұрын

one year later and I now realized this comment is just a thesis for a toucan dan x junker crack ship

@sand__witch

5 жыл бұрын

@@netherb4503 toucan dan x junker crack fic is something i haven't heard of yet and somehow i'd both love and hate to read

@e-811

5 жыл бұрын

I think they fought in the Monster Factory Wrestling video,,

@glassphoenix9095

4 жыл бұрын

enemies to friends to lovers, slow burn au

@plushs

4 жыл бұрын

this is it, the worst comment thread. and yet i can't say that you're wrong.

Toucan Dan. Hard on guns, lax on firebombs. 2016 Yes we Dan!

If only Toucan Dan had known that in five years a skip would be discovered that would allowed him to skip through that exact gate.

My fave bits of these videos is seeong little glimpses of the characters Griff makes for himself as himself. Like no goofs but a digital effigy of the real boy.

It's hard to breathe watching these videos.

Toucan dan is what happens when you leave iggy pop in the sun too long

@bigbaboon1131

6 жыл бұрын

Iggy Pop already looks like he was left in the sun too long.

before they turned him yellow, he looked like the white spider villain from mrs. spider's sunnypatch friends,,, what the fuck

@visiblyupset

3 жыл бұрын

spiderus

@vnseelie

2 жыл бұрын

James Charles

Justin with that hot "Master of Disguise" reference

This video made me do a coffee spit take over my baby. He didn't notice, but I don't feel great about it.

@SpookyDeerArt

5 жыл бұрын

same energy as travis dropping a fidget spinner on his baby's head.

"His face looks like a bird that is flying away" genius

"this looks racist for a race that does not exist!"... ok, I died... Also, 4:01, it's almost like Vladimir Putin..

@NuttyMongrel

8 жыл бұрын

+Renzsu Such a perfect line

@very_much

6 жыл бұрын

Toe to tip

@hup3769

6 жыл бұрын

its like if the G-man ate a lemon

@stinkiest

5 жыл бұрын

sadimir putin

@Nicole-J287

3 жыл бұрын

It’s JUST like Vladimir Putin

If we were to rate Monster Factory monsters by sheer friendliness, Toucan Dan would be at the top. Ja'am was built to be a lovable pet and thus draws close, but the crippling agony they are perpetually in makes hugging hard to bear.

You know it’s getting good when Justin says it’s untenable

Griffin, I didn't know you did a flawless Pops from Regular Show impression 4:18

@chrisadam3286

8 жыл бұрын

that's what I thought!

@DigitaIJustice

7 жыл бұрын

Eden Porter it's also Garfield the Deals Warlock.

@pearlyp9898

6 жыл бұрын

Digital Justice My first thought was Magic Brian

For a while there he was looking like a rejected character from Thomas The Tank Engine.

Every time Griffin does Garfield the Deals Warlock’s voice my day is made

i love coming back to these good good videos and setting the comments to newest first purely so i can see how often others come back to enjoy these good boys.

@sycastells1212

4 жыл бұрын

Me toooo[oooo

12:31 HOLY SHIT i wasnt prepared for other people knowing what zoombinis are. that fucking game scared the fuck out of me as a kid and i never thought about it for years and it still haunts me

This is god's work

@jonathandye6309

8 жыл бұрын

+zempmasterz =D

@Jupiters0rbit

7 жыл бұрын

Thats a funny trick to play on god!

@zelg.5551

5 жыл бұрын

*satan's

I can't believe the Griffin & Justin created the emoji movie

Oh Monster Factory. You can make any bad day at least a little bit better. Seriously. I'm going to need ALL of these today.

"Oh shit! The fuck?" "That's his enraged mode. 'Kay when he does that, _don't_ " " *d-Don't???* "

the quiet "brrap" at 14:11 fucking kills me

I lost it when they mentioned Zoombinis. Oh man, the memories.

Bill Nighy shows up a few times throughout the transformations.

13:09 The gurgle that Justin does gives me life.

Never noticed how much the default guy looks like jump scare Justin

How far into the video were you when you realized they MAY have confused toucans and parrots

the attitude that he has here, and the animations that they gave him in the Monster Mania video make Toucan Dan one of my favorite characters in this series. it makes ME want to be the werewolf at 14:37, ya know?

17:00 Hungry-Faced Gil: Origins

4:17 I randomly thought of "... Is it morbin' time already??" in the shower a few nights ago and my sides are still recovering XD

I just had to Google to see if Griffin voiced Pops from Regular Show because he just sounded exactly like him. Wild.

“This guy looks like an idiot” IMMEDIATELY dead

At around 8:44... he looks like a severely deformed Mr. Bean

Ted Cruz 9:38

@Ditocoaf

7 жыл бұрын

I was thinking this very thing. It's gratifying to scroll down and see it as the third comment. They made Ted Cruz.

7:15 when he enters a boss fight, the boss gains insight instead.

somehow didn't realise the first time i watched this that griffin's voice at 4:20 (nice) sounds just like pops from regular show

How do these men possibly have a total of 4, living, breathing, children

That ending is glorious.

13:55 i havent spit out my drink watching something in years, but that did it

The vibe I'm getting from Toucan Dan is "overdesigned muppet."

I know you did a bunch of Bethesda games already, but it would be a crime to leave out Oblivion from this series.

@e-811

5 жыл бұрын

Reading this comment in the future is crazy because the very next video is Chiquita Dave from Oblivion

@Sad_Zombie_boy

4 жыл бұрын

@@koiran_liha neither they're lover's

14:01 "Toucan Da'han"

"dracula embargo" is such a captivating phrase

Great, now the aliens have guns and we don't.

@prestongarvey3025

7 жыл бұрын

Ri Dragon and it's all because of toucan dan

7:56 it looks like the chunk missing from his forehead migrated to his nose

10:37 - justin's approval, to the tune of the "George of the Jungle" theme song

12:55 “Let’s see, which of my, uh, bottles, do I want to...CHOP!?!?”

" are you sure ? cause it seems to do some pretty dope shit! "

Holy shit at 3:58 it looks more like Garfield than their actual Garfield Skyrim epsiode.

My favourite thing about this is that at 9:00 after Justin tells Griffin to imagine he's meeting this person Griffin says "oh hi there, Daniel" and it's a full minute before they decide to name him 'Toucan Dan'.

This is the greatest series of all time

20:00 "OH god *no* he's gonna destroy me _Oh god no he's gonna _*_eat all my bones-"_*

@californiansniper2133

2 жыл бұрын

His delivery on that kills me 🤣

8:35 he looks like a studio ghibli character that went in for plastic surgery but it failed miserably

Is Saints Row a future contender (maybe one of the later ones) or is it already too acceptable to make monsters in that game?

@ci0ci0san

8 жыл бұрын

+Jason Lee Yeah! SAINTS!

@BepisJones

7 жыл бұрын

enjoy

@Internly

6 жыл бұрын

hope you had fun at dairy queen!

5:28 is what david cameron looks like now theresa may has sucked all the power from his soul

Toucan dan looks like 7 different muppets

"Dodge this, Matrix quote"

"Let's see...which of my bottles do I want to CHOOOPPP!"

5:22 I have no idea why, but the way Griffin says this made me literally cry laughing so hard at.

"This is the Travel Yahtzee of tearing the flesh."

“Here’s where you do your dark deeds; in your flesh church”

The face at 8:50 just reminds me of Spiderus from Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends and the creepy moon emoji

God damn I love this series. Any chance of a certain middlest brother joining you for one in the future?

7:43 I love Justin so much.

If I ever make a game where a character creator makes sense to implement, I know exactly what to add. A similar face thing should be there. I want to make one where you can make good looking normal characters, but also be allowed to make absolute monstrosities. I want to make a monster factory setting that exaggerates the sliders by 5 times.

9:58 "Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and shine.."

"LOOK AT THAT SPOOKY SHIT" "LOOK AT THIS FUCK" Pretty much my entire first playthrough of Bloodborne summed up in two lines.

4:16 Griffin McElroy finally puts a face to the ever elusive Garfield the Deals Warlock

"YOU MADE ME LOOK AT THE TIDDY AGAIN" holy fuCKING SHIT

This is putting a Jim Henson muppet in Jim Hensons Dark Crystal

im not convinced that griffin doesn't get a little bit posessed in these videos

There are two ways to play bloodborne. You either get the ending where you become a lovecraftian horror, or you start the game as one.