Rat baby: *does a sexy pose* Griffin: ok we’re both going to prison

@penbailey9677

5 жыл бұрын

i wanna like but it's already at 420

@bowlofpasta8846

5 жыл бұрын

Someone already ruined it

@penbailey9677

5 жыл бұрын

@@bowlofpasta8846 gdi well i can like it now

@leiram8833

4 жыл бұрын

Not only that, but we're all going to prison for looking at it

@spacetearable

Жыл бұрын

If you make my nose this small, I can't smell your sins, Daddy.

"Take it up with God" might be a solid official tagline for Monster Factory.

@fartsharter

5 жыл бұрын

no, i think it's "that's a funny trick to play on god."

@janesmith1840

4 жыл бұрын

@@fartsharter True story, the first time I heard that I laughed so hard I almost fucking died in real life.

@Ray-hk1zm

4 жыл бұрын

@@fartsharter W h y n o t b o t h ? I s w a s t e l a n d , n o r u l e s !

@theelectro6812

4 жыл бұрын

my god your right

@xXluluchanelXx

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ray-hk1zm "No rules, just right, Outback MONSTER FACTORY!"

when i say I'm genderfluid i don't mean between "male" and "female" i mean between rat baby and succotash

@sethescope

2 жыл бұрын

there are more than two genders, but rat baby and succotash are the only two that matter. I think we can all agree on that.

@fwoqma

Жыл бұрын

inside of you there are two wolves

@mumpas-1043

Жыл бұрын

My gender is The Final Pam

@sethescope

Жыл бұрын

​@@mumpas-1043that's a strong gender and I'm happy for you

@debdebberton

6 күн бұрын

Rat Baby is wuch a weirdly enchanting name and i want to incorporate it into a tattoo somehow

The entirety of the "Hello pervert" conversation is hysterical, but my favorite part has to be the fact that the voice Justin is doing is basically the same voice which he now uses for Beacon the Talking Sword in _The Adventure Zone: Amnesty_

@taliad.9761

4 жыл бұрын

Christopher Hale that is literally the only thing I was thinking in that scene...it was just...ALL Beacon

@Alexandr.ine2005

4 жыл бұрын

Beacon would call someone a pervert. Metal bastard sword

@tofudaturtle271

3 жыл бұрын

*_The loli effect_* It's just a thing i made up with no purpoise Or purpose. But definitley no dolphins

@demoniccats5217

3 жыл бұрын

But also Doug Peterson: profession demon

@levigallagher5042

3 жыл бұрын

you're so right and now that you've pointed it out I cannot stop laughing

"aw beans, I look like a real goober" kills me every time

@Kazzzack

6 жыл бұрын

7:10

my stomach and lungs hurt from laughing so hard "If you make my nose this small I can't smell your sins, daddy"

@xCreativeCraftingx

7 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad you commented this because I skipped ahead way too soon.

@FredKongFooey

6 жыл бұрын

Honestly I can't get over how the voice for her was basically a 1920s New York Gangster.

@calebhughes975

5 жыл бұрын

I know I'm a tad late here, but legitimately I looked away to talk to someone at that point. Looked back 45 seconds later and she was a rat demon. The McElroys are both a national treasure and also need to be locked away forever.

@mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452

5 жыл бұрын

PLEASE give me a timestamp

@julesced

5 жыл бұрын

oh my god, SUCCOTASH had me screaming!!!

"A ship in a harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are for."

@flowerman581

7 жыл бұрын

Marsha Kollie that's like an old old saying

@duncanurquhart5278

6 жыл бұрын

f

@GrixieKong

3 жыл бұрын

I want a McElroy Quote a Day Calendar. Please and thank you.

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

You're rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic, my friend.

For a minute, KZread was at a taller aspect ratio and I could totally see Succotash's face. And some boom mics.

@SugarDelights

8 жыл бұрын

The same thing happened to me while watching a night at the museum clip :/

@Gekiganger03

8 жыл бұрын

+Jacob Hildebrandt I gotta say, I understand this joke, and I think it's wonderful.

@greenteapoetry

8 жыл бұрын

BRAVO!!! (and **greatjob**)

@Gigan83

8 жыл бұрын

+Jacob Hildebrandt NICE

@gelotologistgrandma3791

8 жыл бұрын

+Jacob Hildebrandt travis was totally in the right about that. it's a projectionist fucking something up and it happens more often than you'd think. i was very angry about this and i had to tell somebody sorry

The difference between Rat Baby and Succotash reminds me of what I've read about estate defense in ancient China - how you'd have the little dog patrolling the grounds looking for intruders, and if they found any, they'd go get the big dog. At the same time, I can't help but feel it'd be inverted in this case. Lumbering Succotash strides across acres in search of that which shouldn't be. If you're caught on those grounds, the grim visage of Rat Baby fades into view, inexorably, but slowly enough that you've got all the time you need to regret every decision that put you in front of her. Anyway this is very good! Thanks!

@rynemcgriffin1752

5 жыл бұрын

omgeodude And she whispers into your ear her vape secrets while in the distance Succotash glides around screaming his name

@MYLAR.

5 жыл бұрын

this is horrible! Thank you

@birb5306

5 жыл бұрын

who are you and what have you seen

@KuraiMuin

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. Thank you.

@crustacrank

4 жыл бұрын

wow

The fact that at 14:57 you can hear Griffin lean away from his mic bc he actually checked to see if his computer took quarters like one of those old timey saloon pianos is hilarious to me.

@peachy1392

4 жыл бұрын

this comment is so funny to me. this comment is killing me. did you forget what an arcade is

@leedraconis5793

4 жыл бұрын

peachy NOW YOUR COMMENT IS KILLING ME

@xXluluchanelXx

3 жыл бұрын

@@peachy1392 i'm giggling too. who opts for quarter-operated saloon piano over arcade machine? this wonderful weirdo, that's who

That's a really good point Griffin - I guess I've never blamed god for rats before.

@chosentonessournotes

5 жыл бұрын

I haven’t laughed so hard at anything in my entire life.

@guij666

4 жыл бұрын

This quote is just constantly playing on loop in my head.

@leiram8833

3 жыл бұрын

I've never really blamed God for rats. But I have thanked her.

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

@@leiram8833 Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

@johngreen8344

3 жыл бұрын

Is anyone else here from the 'If Two Phantom Thieves Were On The Moon And One Killed The Other WITH a Rock, Would That Be Fucked Up Or What' fanfic? It sent me here to see Futaba's Fursona.

i’m glad that you guys turned the loli pander race into something genuinely enjoyable rather than pervy and weird like the devs probably wanted

@dizzyd4310

3 жыл бұрын

If you don't use that race to make a horrible chinchilla toddler demon then what is even the fucking point

@hickorymccay2994

3 жыл бұрын

Hello pervert!

@shadowlucario7125

3 жыл бұрын

"genuinely enjoyable"??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! that rat is going to be in my nightmares now. usually monster factory makes horrible things that are somewhat disturbing but that rat is my sleep paralysis demon

@PinkApocalypse

2 жыл бұрын

I’d take rat baby over a panda loli any day

I thought Rat Baby was gone forever, but Succotash was the rainbow angel who saved her from the darkness

@rynemcgriffin1752

5 жыл бұрын

Limey Lassen Then as soon as he came, he was gone. He was taken into the skies by angels to be one of The Final Pam’s many boys

i was on a cross country trip for christmas and the road was icing up and it was raining very hard. as the passenger, i pulled out my phone and started to watch this video, because i wanted the last thing i ever saw on this planet before i were to slip off the road and die to be fucking rat baby

@Owen.Fallon

4 жыл бұрын

So did you die?

@reecountry720

4 жыл бұрын

Egg i wish

@Owen.Fallon

4 жыл бұрын

@@reecountry720 you'll get em' next time champ

blade and soul just seems to be the equally horrifying anime cousin of second life

@cherryr9285

6 жыл бұрын

it is and its so worth it to play for the terrible

@rynemcgriffin1752

5 жыл бұрын

Borna Japundžić With a character creation system like this? How can it be a bad game?

@divinecervine

3 жыл бұрын

ohhhh b&s WISHES it could come close to the treasures that second life holds

@jorjeezealien

3 жыл бұрын

Well, it’s a completely different genre of game so..

8:30 - 9:30 is Justin's revenge for "Daddy like a pretty baby"

"It looks like she's about to telepathically strangle Bill Pullman" I have no idea what this means, but I can *feel* its meaning deep in my soul

@michaelknapp5149

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know if you actually wanted an answer but it's a reference to the Aliens from Independence Day

@maggsmarineverdancy7262

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelknapp5149 well I certainly wasn't EXPECTING an answer but i can't exactly say i didn't want one... it definitely helps me understand the joke better, thanks dude!

@xXluluchanelXx

3 жыл бұрын

@@maggsmarineverdancy7262 thank you for asking so this thread could be here for other people :3 and to remind people like me with bad memories who've seen Independence Day thirty times that this is what the joke was about. because I didn't get it either.

@sethescope

2 жыл бұрын

I know this is an old comment, but this is the problem with thinking. thinking means you want to understand it, but trying to understand just gets in the way of knowing

"You've been squelched for spamming the chat" Well, thank god they obviously have their 'chat spamming' problem TOTALLY AND 100% UNDER CONTROL RIGHT FELLAS?

@haydenward082

7 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing the whole time, you couldn't see a damn thing from the gold farmers and account sellers. WHO EVEN RESPONDS TO THOSE!? RAT BABY HAD IMPORTANT FACTS ABOUT VAPE LIFE BUT YOU GOTTA SPAM SELLING GOLD!

Succotash walked so Rat Baby could run. Rat baby ran so Succotash could fly.

"why do you play an MMO if you didn't want to trade vape secrets?"

@greatpower6063

5 жыл бұрын

Vape is how we all learn to rogue xD

Succotash is honestly one of Griffin's best voices like I pulled my headphones out upon hearing it...it's such a complex nuanced voice it doesn't even sound like our sweet boy

I love that you managed to make hideous mutant creatures in such an obnoxiously pretty game. You're doing the Lord's work.

@landlordize

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know, those cat familiars were pretty damn horrific. Honestly id rather have rat baby as a pet.

@Primalintent

3 жыл бұрын

Visually this game is unironically disgusting. Not just for the pervy bits, it's so oversaturated it hurts the eyes.

When he said “ meet the loser of every season of rupauls drag race” I died laughing

I don't think ive laughed harder than i had the second griff realized he could name that uncomfortably horny cat "vape life."

the phrase "i can see his mouthy-mouth gummy-works" haunts me

Justin's mournful scream for succotash at 19:24 sends me into the astral plane everytime.

Rat Baby is what would happen if Yoda and a Precious Moments hellchild were put into a genetic blender with an entire bottle of ether and there was a button on the blender that read "Pulse & Accept Sins" and it got held down for a really long time

@greatpower6063

5 жыл бұрын

yes xD

@VWWNN

4 жыл бұрын

This is 3 years old and still true

@deffdefying4803

4 жыл бұрын

Oddly specific but completely accurate

holy fuck I can't believe they didn't notice how Rat Baby's upper eyelids kept like wiggling up and down on their own it's like super uncanny im dying

"He looks like the Crypt Keeper is trying to sneak into a rave in the old west" I love Justin's comparisons

I am genuinely scared of Rat Baby

@GothKiitsune

6 жыл бұрын

Michael Burd same

@rynemcgriffin1752

5 жыл бұрын

Michael Burd we all are Micheal, we all are

@dizzyd4310

4 жыл бұрын

Rat Baby is my sleep paralysis demon

@DrFunkman

4 жыл бұрын

As you should be

Hilarious that you got silenced, but all the gold spammers didn't. Big tobacco indeed.

2:10 dude can drive from the backseat, he can slamdunk from the 3 point line without moving, boy can literally reach for the sky

Succotash for smash

@Kodocha7

8 жыл бұрын

Succosmash

@trevor7520

7 жыл бұрын

Smashotash

@edmortis

6 жыл бұрын

HE'S THE BEST CHARACTER. IN. THE. GAME, WAKE UP AMERICA!

@rynemcgriffin1752

5 жыл бұрын

rainbow_lizard *SUCCOTASH GLIDES INTO BATTLE!*

@Lishadra

5 жыл бұрын

IT’S TIME FOR SUCCOTASH

griff-dog's favorite word in his life is "boy"

@jodorambam

7 жыл бұрын

Well so is everyone's favourite word

@abbydoesart648

5 жыл бұрын

*boi

Succotash is such an underrated monster. I keep quoting "WAKE THE F UP, IT'S SUCCOTASH" years after this Monster Factory.

This is why I only trust Polygon for my investigative reporting. They're the only video game news outlet with the COURAGE to stand up to BIG TOBACCO #vapelife

@QuikVidGuy

7 жыл бұрын

Kyle Serafin they're just a front for Big Succotash

8:55 Justin brutally rips out my soul by saying Daddy in Beacon voice

Arby, Succotash, and The Final Pam have to be my favorite creations. I can’t even figure out why I like ‘tash so much. Arby is easy, he’s my dad, and The Final Pam cannot be disliked, but ‘tash is a mystery to me.

@sethescope

2 жыл бұрын

I love our dad and his one wrasslin' tooth so much

2:00 HE HAS YAOI HANDS

@teaerrors360

5 жыл бұрын

it's illegal to stay that about succotash. hand over your joints

@catbug8509

4 жыл бұрын

oh god Jesus that sentence just sent me back to sixth grade and I’m not pleased about it

Fun Fact I was playing Dnd once and the DM summoned fuckin Rat Baby to vape in my character's face while the other player was away. I lost it

@exist4046

2 жыл бұрын

HSHBABSBSBNDJHDBS

Go figure, Succotash has arms perfectly adapted to life in the clouds.

AT 23:40 SASUKE RAN PAST THEM AND I CRIED REAL JESUS TEARS

@BrianRabadue

7 жыл бұрын

Correction: Sasuke Uzumaki. Is he some strange combination of Naruto and Sasuke? Their adopted son?!?! Who knows.

@jm98

5 жыл бұрын

@@BrianRabadue that's Naruto's husband, Sasuke, he took the name of his so

URGENT REQUEST: Can someone make a gif of Rat Baby stabbing the Marlboro Man with a vape? Need it for a PR campaign I'm trying to get started.

@rynemcgriffin1752

5 жыл бұрын

Nicholi What kind of fucking PR campaign are you running

@jetpackcthulhu

5 жыл бұрын

Ryne Mcgriffin a damn good one, apparently.

I want to see Monster Factory cosplay. Like, really bad

@powdgaze

8 жыл бұрын

TIP TO TOE, JUST LIKE BART

@kreo45

7 жыл бұрын

theres actually a lot of Final Pam cosplayers, as well as a couple boy mayors+totino's

@princefleaswallow5182

7 жыл бұрын

Superindeed I've done a Boy Mayor before!

@hazeltade3679

6 жыл бұрын

Superindeed I saw a Final Pam at C2E2

@non-binarycoding5505

6 жыл бұрын

i've seen someone attempt to do truck shepard and the whole process looked like a safety hazard

"Hi! My name is Brian and I got an "A" in tying my shoes in kindergarten" I'm dying

Succotash is from space jam

@powdgaze

8 жыл бұрын

hes the secret boss battle in nba 2k16

This series made me realize that abusing character creators is a pretty good way to get inspiration for drawing cartoon characters.

i love the sound of justin just fuckign DYING in the background

really love that the devs were willing to put up invisible barriers to keep players from gliding into areas they shouldnt be, but are totally cool with leaving all of the other cliff ledges as potential death traps.

I absolutely adore that Griffin and Justin have no time whatsoever for this game's sexist, fetishistic bullshit and immediately get into dismantling the trope completely.

@packleaderjeff2142

4 жыл бұрын

I get the fetish bit, wheres the sexist bit at though?

@koreycat

4 жыл бұрын

@@packleaderjeff2142 the part where the girls are all half naked??????? how do u not notice that

@packleaderjeff2142

4 жыл бұрын

selome Thats more perversion than sexism, Sexism is more of a predjudice and stereotype deal. I can't really say what you're thinking so if you want to have a chat that would be cool.

@lamriavabel5019

4 жыл бұрын

I’m a girl and I don’t think it’s sexist ._. And men and blade and soul have revealing outfits as well. Equality 👌😩

@koreycat

4 жыл бұрын

•Lamri Avabel• what does the fact that you’re a girl add to this??? so am i??

jesus cockmongling christ i haven't laughed as hard at anything in my life as hard as i did at SUCCOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH like shit i legitimately almost vomited. kudos to you guys

* Pet the Succotash Succotash has gone where no Tash has gone before.

the first face of succotash genuinely made it looks like a monster that out of a creepy pasta or a cryptid

Ah yes, Baby the Rat, the most iconic Sonic character.

Out of everything to come out of Monster Factory, my favorite thing is the line,"Sorry rat baby, you had your chance, and you fucked it, it's time for Succotash."

And now we know where Justin got his Beacon voice

@thebadpoet

Жыл бұрын

Beacon is a Tim Curry impersonation. I know this comment is two years old, but I feel like all McElroy fans ought to be fully versed in Curry’s oeuvre to fully appreciate their craft.

10:47 At some point during the Rat-Girl creation, she became Shirley the medium from Courage.

@queerty7

4 жыл бұрын

Dude omg😭😭😭😭

My favorite part about when it descends into something terrible at 8:20 is how Justin stutters once when saying it. It's like he knows he's about to say something fucking awful and go down a terrible path, but commits to it anyways.

Those boys are going to jail this time.

@jodorambam

7 жыл бұрын

Toe to tip that's my Bart boy

Generic chibi character evolve to one of the Powerpuff Girls then, someone feed it after the midnight, and it turn into a squirrel gremlin.

Monster factory is legitimately my favorite series on KZread holy shit

11:20 "It looks like it was turned upside down, but like fixed in post" Me: *Immediately turns phone upside down* Me: *Cant unsee what I have just see*

OH MY GOD IF YOU LOOK UPSIDE DOWN AT 11:13 THEY'RE TOTALLY RIGHT OH MY FUCKING GOD

@ariw9370

7 жыл бұрын

I LOOKED TOO AND I'M REALLY TRAUMATIZED

@molly16474

6 жыл бұрын

PH MY FOSCKIFN GOD THATS THE SCARIEST MONSTER IVE SEEN ON HERE YET

I'm not gonna lie i click +like before i even start to watch monster factory videos now

@dadoohan

8 жыл бұрын

+Sean McNally - They never disappoint.

we got a two for one deal

@Pandatege

8 жыл бұрын

YOU CAN ADOPT FURRIES TRYING TO PASS AS CATS JESUS

succotash sounds like sober gamzee, and I hate him for that because it's 2017 and I was just forced to type the word "gamzee"

@asocksual4910

5 жыл бұрын

Nice

@okokpokjijpij1242

4 жыл бұрын

The end of 2019 is here and I was forced to read the word "gamzee"

@djfebrezee

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to 2020, and today I learned who Gamzee is.

@CallMeIshfail

4 жыл бұрын

@@djfebrezee :o)

@simplyvibing3742

3 жыл бұрын

It’s 2020 and I thought the same thing

Monster Factory - "Take it up with God."

this is such an incredible episode so many highs and lows, narrative arcs and timeless themes, it’s one of the great works of our time

Look, I love all the precious creations of the factory, but I have an actual hard time looking at Rat Baby.... I'll take Truck at his worst any day over Rat Baby.

@rg5580

Жыл бұрын

Ratsterisk Baby

Succotash didn't die to not get a rating.

19:00 "A ship in harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are for." SPITTIN LIFE LESSONS RIGHT HERE

"he's just a skin boy"

Justin steady creeping out Griffin & Griffin's despairing responses never fail to give me one of the best laughs of my life 💀

Once in a blue moon I awaken from a dreamless slumber to my brain going “ssSSSUCCOTASHH”

I just realized that Succotash is like if the Monstars drained the talent of competitive dancers in 1970

Why am I not surprised that there's gold spammers in this game as well

my friends got into this game hardcore and they pulled me into it last night and as i was playing i was like "wait where have i seen this game before" and then i jumped off the cliff during the tutorial and couldn't figure out how to revive and i was like "ah yes. J and G did this in Monster Factory. I'm gonna go watch that shit again" and here we are

As a costumer who works with middle and high school students, the line about a middle schooler doing old age makeup is perfect.

these are the worst cats i have ever seen in my life

so apparently its possible to laugh so hard you LIterALLY throw up

This is without a doubt my favorite episode of Monster Factory. Complete gold.

I Love that Justin's voice for the chipette is the same voice that he uses for Beacon in amnesty.

@myettechase

3 жыл бұрын

her name is rat baby.........have some respect for our troops 😔

You guys are so funny that you made getting stuck in the world, like, consistently hilarious. Even though nothing was happening. For, like, minutes. I'm so impressed

My college friends literally all get together after class on fridays just to watch this show. I could watch it forever.

I fucking lost it when he flies off the cliff and flips until Rat Baby dies.

the very first old guy face looks like the butler from the aristocats that tried to kill the cats

@morgank.6113

Жыл бұрын

Edgar. I always thought the poison soup he makes for the cats looked really yummy.

I've been watching ~4 episodes of The Adventure Zone daily, so now whenever Justin speaks I imagine Taako saying it. 8:27 - 9:21 was so much funnier because of this.

I need the Succotash voice in my life way more

I still think Vape Life is more of a Monster than your creations.

you guys gotta do saints row 4. please.

@friend_xtra

8 жыл бұрын

NO. SAINTS ROW 2. IT HAS THE MOST FREEDOM.

@SpectrumHazard

8 жыл бұрын

+Mike Spud Monster Factory is a show about FREEDOM!

@friend_xtra

8 жыл бұрын

+Richard Rominger AND DRASTIC SLIDER CHANGES.

@SpectrumHazard

8 жыл бұрын

Mike Spud NO MIDDLE SLIDERS 2016

@musical_daredevil

8 жыл бұрын

+Mike Spud Also the best cheats

Bigger eyes = Bigger targets.

New Monster Factory episode! Everyone stop what they're doing!

"Look, I can see his gummy works!" Absolutely losing it! I don't think my heart can handle all this laughter xD

I demand an updated precious children poster.

this is where the voice for classic Justin McElroy (TM) Adventure Zone character and talking sword Beacon comes from. you can hear it so clearly at 8:30

"I goofed up very good" Is perhaps my favorite expression in the English language now--it's so subtly crazy.

MAKE MY PUPILS BIGGER DADDY

i think someone found out about their creepy fetish when justin called them a pervert when messing with the character's settings.

These two look like they’re about to try collecting the bounty of Monkey D. Luffy, Roronoa Zoro, and the crew of the Going Merry.

3:19 "I'm gonna see what's up in Blade & Soul 2!" I'm crying