She hit you before establishing a safe word? Unprofessional.

@TheDryparn

5 жыл бұрын

Also totally unprofessional to do stuff without establishing the do's and don'ts of the involved people. What she did is just abusive behavior. Dom's that think they are experienced just because they abused a lot of people are dangerous and don't know anything about being a dom.

@tellurye

5 жыл бұрын

@eeyoreofborg Its so cool to hear from you and TheDryparn ! my gf is into BDSM (Im boring plain vanilla) and she said the EXACT same thing that you guys did. That the person is NOT supposed to introduce or force BDSM on anyone.

@TheDryparn

5 жыл бұрын

@@tellurye Your gf seems like a wise woman.

@odinlindeberg4624

5 жыл бұрын

As a perverted netizen my experience with BDSM is limited to roleplay done through text, but even as a slightly forceful dom I wouldn't dare be that forceful with someone in a dating situation. For that matter, I try to conceal my perverted side until I know it's safe to bring it out.

@ExyleCage

5 жыл бұрын

@Randall Stevens Huh... I used to make a joke to my friends that I had a sex slave named Randall... This just makes me uncomfortable...

"I could have mooned a psychic and they would have been able to predict her future" I'm f-ing dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@miinzekatze

5 жыл бұрын

This one got me too!

@shizukesaonii-chan427

5 жыл бұрын

@@miinzekatze samme,but i noped the duck outta their so fast . . .

@jayrap94

5 жыл бұрын

I hope I didn't just wake the house up from my laugh 😂

@Erwooten23

5 жыл бұрын

That entire post was funny as hell. Lol

@shizukesaonii-chan427

5 жыл бұрын

@@miinzekatze tbh it's was funnier why the females didn't want a second date

“If she can’t commit to meth, how can you expect her to commit to you?” 😂😂😂

@HighPhoenix1754

5 жыл бұрын

He isn't wrong.

@dx1450

5 жыл бұрын

Don't be silly, I don't think anyone ever "occasionally" does meth. I think it's an all-or-nothing deal.

@laurenquinn877

5 жыл бұрын

Joe Mama Yea I think that’s one of those things where you either have no teeth at all or you working with a whole set...

@firesidechatswithkim4800

4 жыл бұрын

Lauren Quinn 🙌🙌🙌

@shrapnel77

3 жыл бұрын

If you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly! I want the thinned out, missing teeth, scabbed up face meth head, not just a "pretender."

Awww, the movie class girl sounded so shy and nervous. She wasn't even sure how to dress for a casual date. I felt really sorry for her. Bless her.

I just reversed for like 5 blocks with the door still open. PRICELESS

Wtf. Dominatrix was pure assault

@Jen-rw7yh

5 жыл бұрын

Feminist??

@tabithak.9923

5 жыл бұрын

@@Jen-rw7yh I'm a feminist and a (non-professional) female dom. That was assault.

@Jen-rw7yh

5 жыл бұрын

@@tabithak.9923 i get u! I agree but the world see it different! Unfortunately

@RustyGator

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr! If the gender was reversed it wouldve been a completely different story

@imyouyoureme1533

5 жыл бұрын

its cool, though. she's a woman.

"anytime I try to change the subject, she immediately brings it back to dudes she's pooped on"

*"I could have mooned a psychic and they would have been able to predict their future."* That is possibly the best line I have ever heard from a human that wonders the planet.

@janedoe-hq9vn

5 жыл бұрын

"I choose LIFE!" 🤣🤣🤣 This story is f-ing great!!!

@DMBlade4

5 жыл бұрын

I wonder about the planet all the time

“Not today satan!” I died

@dantefromdevilmaycry9857

5 жыл бұрын

that was F*cking hilarious!!

@Boz1211111

5 жыл бұрын

hilarious story

@hitrapperandartistdababy

5 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie I think most men would consider celibacy after that xD

@hourglassesandphatasses

5 жыл бұрын

I choose LIFE

@Natalia-lk7hw

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

I dated a girl once who got upset with me for 'thinking of cheating' because her horoscope said, "An Aquarius shall betray your trust today, find comfort in a Gemini."

@yoruichixx6951

5 жыл бұрын

fuck geminis

@andreduarte7549

2 жыл бұрын

🤡

I feel really sorry for the guy with the dominatrix.

@engleharddinglefester4285

5 жыл бұрын

I feel more sorry for his balls.

Told me they hated every second of hearing my voice but wondered why we didn’t go on another date

@MortusSweet

5 жыл бұрын

....oh no.

@jasminelondon690

5 жыл бұрын

?????????? The logic of that girl... like wth?

@brandonechegaray3874

5 жыл бұрын

Never mess with a sociopathic bitch like that.

@alexiscarmel4082

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

@brpadington

5 жыл бұрын

She was playing hard to get ...Duh.

Ways to get a 2nd date. 1. Don't Be Crazy 2. Remember Number 1

@sailorcaramel

4 жыл бұрын

I think I can do that. I think...

Aw felt bad for the nervious girl XD

@japanpanda2179

5 жыл бұрын

Me too... It could've been a good relationship.

@cd4playa1245

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I think that's kinda cute.

@TheDweeb002

5 жыл бұрын

You're all cucks

@edwhatshisname3562

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he probably could've had her if he took charge... Or he could've been #MeTooed, at least that's what you have to look forward to these days. Romance is totally dead these days.

@jimmythornseed8605

5 жыл бұрын

Such a shame, I'd probably have liked her. Shy is so cute, just get to look forward to coaxing a few sentences out of her the next date.

"Pregnant..and father is locked up" My mind went to the dominatrix story and thought he was locked up in her basement for a moment...

@ramsy4205

5 жыл бұрын

Jesus 😂

@janedoe-hq9vn

5 жыл бұрын

Jerry Springer GOLD.......

Jesus rollerblading Christ! You could've just posted the dominatrix-story and called it a day. I damn near fell out of my chair.

@MikeWalls7829

5 жыл бұрын

@gloss boo, yes it is.

@MikeWalls7829

5 жыл бұрын

(in this case) God I'm a slave to pc culture...

@Loogielicker69

5 жыл бұрын

@@kayleeknow its a serious issue, but this case was amusing.

@ramsy4205

5 жыл бұрын

@@kayleeknow the story is super ridiculous. Especially how hard he got spanked, I mean think about that 😂

@ramsy4205

5 жыл бұрын

@julie martinez well the woman is behaving in such a ridiculous way yet she's totally serious about all of this, I just have to laugh out loud just imagining myself in that situation where you know getting within 10 meters of this crazy woman was the worst mistake of your life. If I had an even remotely similar experience I would probably not be laughing though

I live with a girl and her kids. She rarely seems to appreciate me. Sometimes she's clingy af, then will act all crazy and push me away. It's my cat 😆

@Lemurai

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you need to dump that broad playa. Women with kids ='s off limits unless you just got out of prison and need a place to lay your head.

@sskhussaini

5 жыл бұрын

Real life experiences in a simulation. 😂😂😂

@shizukesaonii-chan427

5 жыл бұрын

@@sskhussaini true true

@gihrenzabi7271

5 жыл бұрын

Same, but no kids. Sometimes she'll randomly hiss at me too.

@apatheticjesus4147

5 жыл бұрын

@BigLBA1 actually I moved back in with my Mom a couple years ago when my dad died and she lost her job. Good times

So I met this Russian girl in Thailand. She tells me her life story. Her dad was KGB. He was murdered and her mum remarried. Her step dad was Russian Mafia. He was an arms smuggler running weapons into the middle east. She showed me a photo of her parents in their private jet. Growing up she used to run a gang in their town in Russia. Mum thought this was not proper behaviour so sent her to finishing school in Switzerland. After school she went to live in London where she became engaged to a banker. He got transferred to Hong Kong. She got bored with life in HK so she had and affair with her fiance's boss. He set up a S &M apartment for them as she said she likes that sort of thing. After about a year her finance finds out, there is a big fight, she smashes the Merc, the police are called and she spits on the police and is attested. She goes to jail in HK for 3 months. She tells me about the women prisoners she net in there; who had poisoned get husband, another who had chopped off her husband's penis. She also told he about her banker friend who killed his maid and kept her body in a suitcase on the patio. After prison she got deported and went to Thailand. After dinner we went walking down the night club area. She had me by the hand and was dragging down the road.. she would go up to the bouncers at the Russian night clubs and start abusing them. She would go up to random Russians in the street and abuse them. I managed to escape alive at 1 am. This was my first Tinder date. I deleted my account. I have only given a very brief summary of that night.. it was like out of a movie.

@AeroFlash15

5 жыл бұрын

I like a strong woman and all, but hot damn you got lucky. Probably would've been on a hitlist just being in proximity of her.

@preacherjohn

5 жыл бұрын

Congrats on surviving & escaping!

@zatrat5696

5 жыл бұрын

What in the living fuck

@waltertaljaard1488

5 жыл бұрын

Natalya Menshikowa?

@VhsVcr

5 жыл бұрын

@@downfromkentuckeh yeah right VIRGIN.

Spent the entire time pointing out things she didn’t like about me, my tattoos, my facial hair, the fact I shave my head I’m already self conscious with low self esteem, put me off dating for a bit.

@gavonm4955

5 жыл бұрын

You sound badass

@nightfighter7452

5 жыл бұрын

@Thelondonbadger or find better people to date instead of going back and forth with stupid games

@LattePunch

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@DescendedfromOdin95

5 жыл бұрын

Thelondonbadger I get what you’re saying mate, but I’m not like that I’m a big softy.

@DescendedfromOdin95

5 жыл бұрын

Esmee In Wonderland I genuinely appreciate it thank you.

“It wasn’t sexy, it was a hostage situation” 🤣

"I choose life!" ROFLMAO 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

I’ll tell a couple of first and last dates I’ve had. 1. Showed up to Starbucks dressed up like she went to Hogwarts. This woman was 37. Spent the next hour listening to her Harry Potter fan fiction with her as the protagonist. 2. Met her at a Mexican restaurant. She kept talking about how awful her ex-husband was to her and she was glad they were divorced. Guy shows up and demands to know “what the hell is going on”! It was her husband, they weren’t divorced. I left hand stuck her with the bill 3. Met her at a coffee shop and she showed me the white keychain she had gotten from NA the day before. The white keychain is the one you get when you first start getting clean. I’m glad she’s quitting narcotics but that’s not a great time to start dating someone

@nestorville8201

5 жыл бұрын

It would be funny if it were the same woman on all those dates. Like "50 First Dates" except instead of memory loss, the woman has a different personal issue that keeps her in a perpetual "first date" mode.

@jlarrybrewer1149

5 жыл бұрын

Nestor Ville you my friend have an excellent idea for a movie! You should write a script

@shrapnel77

3 жыл бұрын

The recidivism rate for drug abusers is 77%. You did the right thing - only a matter of time she starts abusing again.

A lot of girls who primarily said (or drank) too much. And then there's the Dominatrix.

@japanpanda2179

5 жыл бұрын

Or ones who paid attention too little.

Here's my "no second date" story from a woman's perspective. Blind date my idiot aunt set up for me. The guy wanted me to learn Klingon so we'd have a special language to speak in private as boyfriend and girlfriend. He was already talking about our Klingon wedding and "honeymoon" on the first date (I know a bit about Star Trek thanks to my dad. So....ewww.) It was a whole lot of nope. It was a good call on my part; the guy got arrested three months later for breaking into dorm rooms of random females and "grasping his nuH repeatedly while watching the girls sleep." (nuH is a Klingon word for sword; I had to google it.) He had been doing this for years. Gross.

@blacksuite1

5 жыл бұрын

Lol. Thanks Auntie.

@gibillanmagnificul1160

5 жыл бұрын

dunno why i think women ghost men for a lot less

@Nokomomo22

5 жыл бұрын

That's fucking terrifying.

@exiled3503

5 жыл бұрын

Wow

@Nola625

5 жыл бұрын

why does ur aunt know that guy?

One time I got set up with this really nice Asian/Mexican girl and it was all good until she brought up that I had dated her sister. The same ex that tried to hit me with her car twice after I broke up with her for cheating. (Ex and her sister have different dads And she lived with her dad )

@nicolascuervo2598

5 жыл бұрын

Hopefully she wasn't as bad as her sister?

@tiredox3788

5 жыл бұрын

So what happened after she told you?

@TheBoxingNinja

5 жыл бұрын

Did you ask if she has another sister? Once you date the whole family you can leave them alone.

@tity1102

5 жыл бұрын

She was a cool chick, but her family is crazy. like off the smack crazy. she had asked about family and siblings during a FaceTime call and if I had ever met “Jane Doe”. Told her it sounded familiar but Idk (to be fair I was wild my first years in college; so freshman and sophomore year kind of blend together) A few Facebook searches and one large stomach drop later I realized what I was getting myself into and stopped talkin to homegirl. If the mom’s crazy, the sister’s crazy, chances are she’s crazy.

@superWTF64lol

5 жыл бұрын

Hold up hold up hold up, I want to hear about the ex trying to hit you with her car twice, that sounds a lot more entertaining

The dominatrix guy is an incredible story teller 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"I could have mooned a psychic and they would have been able to predict her future" Some people are blessed when it comes to amazing analogies.

Comes here to make sure I don’t do anything bad on a date. [Watches this video.] Oh wait, I’m not a freaking psycho!

@scobra5941

5 жыл бұрын

Which kind of psycho are you then?

Wow came here looking for tips *takes notes* don't stink, don't make him scared for his life. Got it

@scobra5941

5 жыл бұрын

And dont talk about worthless shit or get hammered on alcohol/drugs. Keep your knickers screwed on if you want a second date.

@oremfrien

5 жыл бұрын

Additionally, if you want positive notes: 1) Tell stories about yourself that are concise and non-graphic. If it wouldn’t be a good reddit post, don’t share it. My rule of thumb is that the conversation should 60% woman and 40% man. 2) At least pretend to give a shit about the guy and at least one major thing he cares about. 3) Guys like intelligent girls, so at least pretend like you are educated in something other than beauty product nomenclature. Do that (and the no stinking, no scaring, no drunkenness, and no drugs) and you’ll be golden.

@Dennis19901

5 жыл бұрын

So basically, be a normal person lmao

The one about the doninatrix was hilarious

@Jahu-qs2us

5 жыл бұрын

Except the part where she assaulted him

@dritabrown

5 жыл бұрын

he was sexually assaulted

@ratherande

5 жыл бұрын

I bet if the roles were reversed you wouldn’t think it was that funny. Sexual assault is still sexual assault no matter the person’s gender.

@TheMisskittybee

5 жыл бұрын

The way he wrote was humorous. The story was terrifying.

@El_Omar2203

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheMisskittybee This

Talking loudly during movies as if we were talking at a concert. Also completely ignorant to all the dirty looks. Oh, and you’ve seen Hoarders right? Yeah. That too.

@TraustiGeir

5 жыл бұрын

Yikes.

@cristinanavarrete200

5 жыл бұрын

you were giving her dirty looks? I didn´t catch that

Didn't want a second date because didn't get the first one

@Dennis19901

5 жыл бұрын

F

Ever since I found these videos by the KZread algorithms gods iv been hooked

@Kingslayer-zh9ex

5 жыл бұрын

same

@danaaltajer9375

5 жыл бұрын

every time I hear the word 'youtube algorithm' the blue shirt kid comes to mind

“I have a little gas sometimes” “Ok” I didn’t expect my car to smell like a garbage truck but thanks

@consciousbeing1188

5 жыл бұрын

LMFAO!... nothing wrong with a chick that farts but if she can make a trucker blush that's different

@gihrenzabi7271

5 жыл бұрын

That is when you stop by the Px to get some antigas.

@sandysimpson4785

5 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@jackreidasaboboras3654

3 жыл бұрын

Who tf FARTS on the First date???

Started talking about her ex-boyfriend (pretty much an automatic deal-breaker for a first date on its own). Tells me she broke up with him because she blew him and he went and told all his friends about it. Also I was in high school, so you can imagine a shy little dude who finally worked up the nerve to ask out his crush, and now he's hearing this five minutes into the date.

@zoompt-lm5xw

5 жыл бұрын

Now that's tragic

@shrapnel77

3 жыл бұрын

Building expectations is what guys do, unfortunately. Don't stay focused on one chick anymore. I will share one of my favorite song quotes from Paul Simon: "If you put all the women I knew together for one night, they can never match my sweet imagination."

When your girlfriend doesn’t like bionicles.

@gihrenzabi7271

5 жыл бұрын

Heresy. Burn the witch.

@ilovehotdogs125790

5 жыл бұрын

Only the old bionicles though, the new ones suck ass

@gihrenzabi7271

5 жыл бұрын

@Andy Salter No, choking hazard.

@ilovehotdogs125790

5 жыл бұрын

​@@gihrenzabi7271 XD I love that response to sarcasm good job man

"Eventually though, I want to talk about other things. However, anytime I try to change the subject, she immediately brings it back to dudes she pooped on. It got weird, I could barely get a word in. She basically didn't take a breath for 3 hours." Sounds like she dominated the conversation.

@BradleyRyanHall

5 жыл бұрын

Ha

"It was crisp and painful" Got a good laugh from that lol

Speaking about that "Date as a favor" 7:32 comment, I find very rude and shallow to agree on a date with someone you dont want to go to on a date and then act like they are doing charity. Its not nice to treat people like that, it only shows how full of themselves those people are and how little they think of other people. And lets be honest, its better to decline the date and be polite about it instead of acting like you are doing them a favor because you percieve them as someone who wont get a date otherwise.

Bold of you to assume I've ever been on a date

@jotting2349

5 жыл бұрын

Nobody said they did your the one who clicked or tapped on this video

@luxidoor2173

5 жыл бұрын

@@jotting2349 I think your sarcasm detector might be off

@lebumjames5299

5 жыл бұрын

They didnt ask you tho... your joke makes no sense

@luxidoor2173

5 жыл бұрын

@@lebumjames5299 read the title

@lebumjames5299

5 жыл бұрын

@@luxidoor2173 it says men of reddit so get racc'd

I can't deal with another death.

@kelp2589

5 жыл бұрын

What happened, bro?

@TailsIsDisappointed

5 жыл бұрын

@@kelp2589 George Bush did it.

@uros4203

5 жыл бұрын

@@TailsIsDisappointed I knew it.

@gabrielboorom9778

5 жыл бұрын

Really, she said that? F*ck.

So I am a bit of a quiet guy, she was also a bit nerdy and shy too. We are out for dinner and are talking but the conversation hits a bit of a lull, which happens when neither person is a motor mouth extrovert. But in that moment of silence, she looks down and says "oh, awkward silence." I was caught off guard and tried to think, did I say something that made her feel awkward? no big deal, next topic and we're chatting for several minutes and another lull came up. "awkward silence." So again, I think about the last thing either of us said and there was nothing awkward. So this happens several more times, whenever the conversation pauses she chimes in "awkward silence." Finally, the date is over, we say goodnight and go home. Unlike the other stories, I wasn't turned off to her but it felt like we were both too awkward with each other to consider a second date at that time. I decided to play the long game, get to know each other a bit more and feel more comfortable around each other (we had just met less than a month before the date). Of course, that didn't work out either and she moved on to another guy, who was more shy than I was, and would later marry him. But at the same time, I also dodged a bullet by not going out with her again. months after our date, when it was clear that I was in the friendzone, she let me see behind her good girl mask to see all the drama she liked to stir up.

@Bob-wr1md

5 жыл бұрын

Isn't that the most relieving experienc? To realize you dodged a bullet afterwards? I dodged a bullet by breaking up with an emotionally abusive gf. I didn't even realize that she was abusive at that time, and when I broke up with her, I blamed myself for everything. Came back to my senses, realized breaking up was the best thing I could have done. So relieving

@Amanda-pi2nr

5 жыл бұрын

As you're probably aware, always beware the quiet ones. :P We introverts think about a lot of things in the silence we love. Whether we actually act on things is a personal preference. Personally, I like to avoid trouble in my life so any drama that could be made just stays in my head, but oh... the possibilities when you give yourself time to plan.

@jgmoney

5 жыл бұрын

@@Amanda-pi2nr Beware the quiet ones?

@jeremygreenidge5209

5 жыл бұрын

Yep, sounds like you surely dodged a bullet there. The constant "awkward silence" remarks seems like a red flag for her being a nagging wife. I feel sorry for the other guy.

@jeremygreenidge5209

5 жыл бұрын

@@jgmoney Oh yeah. You never really know what they're thinking.

0:35 You became suspicious by seeing a picture of her kissing another man? What kind of proof do you need else to be sure that she has a boyfriend/ another guy lol

@proxility8981

5 жыл бұрын

144p HD it could be her dad

@whiskeyhound

5 жыл бұрын

Proxility That doesn't make it any better, most people don't make out with their dads...

@proxility8981

5 жыл бұрын

WhiskeyHound oh well then again it depends on how you imagine them kissing I was thinking a kiss on the cheek, it didn’t really specify if it was making out in the reddit post

@camt6211

5 жыл бұрын

@@whiskeyhound 😂😂

@howardsmith9342

5 жыл бұрын

Since we didn't see the picture, we don't know what red flags were raised. Sure, it might have been her dad, but people don't play tonsil hockey with their dad. If it's her ex, why is it still on her phone?

had a mutual friend set us up on a blindish date, ended up at a new seafood and steak place. She orders one of the most expensive dishes and i ask the waiter for split checks, she was confused i replied that seeing this is a blind date thought it would be only fair, she ended up changing her order to a salad.

2:20 happened to me! Went out with a guy and was totally fine with it until I realized it was the first date I ever went on. It was like someone wiped my memory and personality. No clue what the hell to so. Was so awkward.

@Samnold1

5 жыл бұрын

lame cakes

@scobra5941

5 жыл бұрын

DrHugoKov Shut up you complete knob knocker

@Goregreet

5 жыл бұрын

Relatable.... Dating sucks

I love women. I used to have an unrealistically high opinion of them. Later I came around to the understanding that they're just people. Now I'm gradually modifying that opinion too. I'm not mysogenistic, because I see that both males and females engage in bullshit behavior. But Lord have mercy, the one-sided expectations that women have for men that _ABSOLUTELY WOULD NOT BE ACCEPTABLE IN THE REVERSE_ has caused me a certain type of grief that younger, "white-knighting" me simply would not believe. If younger me met current me, he would think I was a horrible person. Poor bastard would be incapable of learning without actually experiencing it. Young men out there, carefully understand this concept: *you have value too.* View yourself objectively, and if you're not bringing much shit to a relationship, you _DO NOT_ have to take much shit from a woman. Don't hold out for Ms. Perfect, because you are not Mr. Perfect. But you don't have to take whatever-love-you-can-get. Treat them right, but if you don't hold that same standard for the way that they treat you, you might end up in a relationship, losing time and opportunities that you will *never* get back.

@littleblackpistol

5 жыл бұрын

That's good advice to anyone, regardless of sex.

that dominatrix story had me ROLLING 😂

Dominatrix story had me crying with laughter. That guy needs to write for a living and bring some joy to the world.

@ChemSteve

5 жыл бұрын

I know, right? "I choose LIFE!!" 😂😂😂

Took her a restaurant she wanted to go since she knew someone who worked there and she was a popular regular. She wasn’t and no one knew her. She ordered two entrées and then wanted us to share three entrées. I was getting annoyed at this point. She ended up taking a few bites and asking for a box. We were supposed to go to a movie but then said she had to stop at Walmart, I took her, then she had to go to the pawn shop to make a payment, again took her. I waited in the car so she doesn’t try to make me pay for her stuff. We go back to her place and she can’t stop talking about a mutual friend, found out she has a crush on said friend (girl). I left and she kept texting me a week asking if I can her a ride to said friends and kept asking if I can get our friend to break up with her current boyfriend.

@kinorris1709

5 жыл бұрын

Firstly: Talking about being into someone else is reason enough alone not to bother with them. Secondly: lying of any kind. More likely to cheat and guilt trip. Thirdly: wasting time on the date to deal with shopping and making payments. Fourth: telling you to break up (sabotage) a person's relationship so she could have them. Not only was she fine with basically fucking up a friend's relationship so she can have them, but asking someone else who knows them to do it too. She is seriously fucked in the head.

@sabrina.h2737

5 жыл бұрын

So glad you found out what a loser she was on the first date but sorry the date went so badly.

@jeremygreenidge5209

5 жыл бұрын

@@kinorris1709 Yeah, she sounds real fucked up in the head.

@jimmythornseed8605

5 жыл бұрын

what a nightmare

@scobra5941

5 жыл бұрын

I'd have taken her to the nearest gang and sold her into slavery

Pounding down a Bloody Mary before a date sounds like a party to me

@JakkFrost1

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a rape accusation waiting to happen to me, these days.

@scobra5941

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like an alcoholic to me.

@quirkypurple3

5 жыл бұрын

Jakk Frost if that’s the first thought that pops into your head at reading this comment, you need look no further than the mirror to find your problem

@JakkFrost1

5 жыл бұрын

@@quirkypurple3 ~ Nice attempt at deflection, but just looking at the state of things in North America right now is all I need. Or haven't you heard that "if they're both equally drunk, only SHE is unable to give consent, therefore he raped her". www.dailydot.com/wp-content/uploads/f7f/2a/jakejosie.jpg www.dailydot.com/irl/anti-rape-poster-reddit-conversations/

After a 10 year relationship, that girl that didn't say anything sounds amazing.

I feel like you should be able to pay before you get your food at a restaurant (like in a fast food place) that way you don't have to worry about your date leaving you with the bill or being guilted into paying for the whole thing.

4:29 "This taste... Is the taste of a liar! Giorno Giovanna!"

@Samnold1

5 жыл бұрын

lmao

Went to a big college party. Another guy sits down next to her and accidentally bumps a glass with some beer still in it. It falls over and spills on the table and some of it on her leg. She goes from 0 - 100 in a millisecond, stands up and starts screaming her lungs out at him. WTF ARE YOU DOING??! YOU FUCKING IDIOT!! Etc. I'm happy I got to see that side of her straight away and not further down the road.

@yarddog8273

5 жыл бұрын

Shit tests work both ways.

Crazy stories like these put me off on dating.

@jeremiahbriney4899

5 жыл бұрын

Wow we have a smart dudr

@jeremiahbriney4899

5 жыл бұрын

Dude

@Studmuf-Rockin

5 жыл бұрын

lol Dudr

@dynamicworlds1

5 жыл бұрын

Well....going for internet hookups aren't the only option, so if you want to be more cautious there are other ways to date that have far lower chances of crazy.

@Spearra

5 жыл бұрын

@@dynamicworlds1 If only psychopaths weren't mass produced these days.

someone whose first language is not English and thinks that calling me "bro" is intimate lol i don't care how bro works in your country that's a no no for me

@demoleramera

5 жыл бұрын

Bro means Bridge in Swedish, so if someone would call me that on a date I'd assume they mean I remind them of some kind of flat, layed out piece of infrastructure lol

@esmee6308

5 жыл бұрын

I can't think of a single language 'bro' is intimate. I'd be very curious to know in what language it was.

@DarshanBhambhani

5 жыл бұрын

Esmee In Wonderland ok then FYI apparently it is very intimate to refer to a guy you’re interested in as “brother” in the Chinese language In Korean, the word oppa also means older brother and is also an intimate thing that girls call guy with So ya there’s that for you

@DarshanBhambhani

5 жыл бұрын

Jason Poole hahahah I see what you did there But seriously speaking it depends on the context and how flirtatious she is

@esmee6308

5 жыл бұрын

@@DarshanBhambhani Thank you, I don't know why but I find it really interesting. :D

It was maybe 5 or 6 years ago, I was around 22 years old. It wasn't a date but she was a girl I met on a dating site and she sent me a private message. She wasn't really good looking but not terribly ugly (average nerdy red head girl) so I answered out of courtesy first and ended up chatting with her for a few weeks since we had really nice conversations. After all those conversations, I learned 3 things about her that I REALLY didn't like. 1 she was a feminist who believed women are superior to men (back then I wasn't against feminism since I wasn't informed about it but I really didn't like how she thought men were inferior) 2 she was the kind of vegan that would vandalize butcheries and meat industries (I'm not totally against veganism since I'm vegetarian but I don't support vandalizing other's property) 3 she was LGBT and would be involved in sexual acts during gay parades (I'm not against gays, lesbians, trans, etc but I really despise the LGBTQ movement along with those -pride- sex parades) All of these traits were red flags and it's even worse when they're combined (basically a crazy liberal) so it was a big NO NO for me. I gradually reduced the frequency of our conversations until we wouldn't write each other anymore. I suppose I dodged a bullet by not trying to date her.

@jeremygreenidge5209

5 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, she was lucky you didn't just flat out end the conversation after the sex at gay parades part. Shit, even after the crazy vegan shit!

Red flags? If on the date the girl is constantly on her phone, especially during dinner time. If her topic is mostly gossip. If she watches any reality TV.... Also if I happen to see her instagram profile and it's mostly riddled with selfies -- pass. Also if she has a kid.

@hemisheyes9865

5 жыл бұрын

What is the problem with someone's Instagram having selfies? It is a form of being proud of how your body or face looks. I also do not see a problem in watching reality TV. One can find entertainment in that and perhaps mock it.

@redkingoldhero38

5 жыл бұрын

@@hemisheyes9865 selfies are a sign of narcissism, everyone can be proud of their superficial looks, thinking you're so good looking everyone needs to see is insanity. reality tv is the lowest form of entertainment in existence, think about it. it's called REALITY TV and is fake. how could anyone enjoy that?

@hemisheyes9865

5 жыл бұрын

@@redkingoldhero38 what are you on about lmao... let us show ourselves and be proud of what we achieved or did. i often take selfies because i felt confident about myself. people like you prevent us from doing this. it gives everyone a confidential boost if someone compliments anyone on their looks they made. maybe a compliment about their facial structure, their makeup, the lighting, the picture, their hair, anything. this includes men. i dont watch reality shows because i rarely watch tv in the first place but i can understand why people enjoy it. the voice is a reality show in case you didnt know. and those dancing shows (such as so you think you can dance) and music shows and talent seeking shows are also reality shows. not all of them are fake. so again, what is the problem?

@redkingoldhero38

5 жыл бұрын

@@hemisheyes9865 being proud of your superficial appearance, something you have 90% no control of besides how fat you are, is narcissism little girl sorry you fail to realize that.

@Xarkom89

5 жыл бұрын

@@hemisheyes9865 Reality TV is garbage trite, A selfie now and then is fine, I am talking about accounts just littered with them 80% of the time. It's narccism and it's ugly.

About the dominatrix... I just legit sat blankly with a horrified face on... I can still feel goosebumps as I'm writing. I feel so bad for that guy

"I could have mooned a psychic and they would be able to read her future." Mega kek

Welp my worst had to be when the date was coming to an end and she looks me in the eyes and just says "I am a man", nope just nope

@Editorknowsbest

5 жыл бұрын

Nate Dog0527 At least he didn’t wait till date 3

Professional Dominatrix's always seem to really love thier jobs.

@martisendrell9305

5 жыл бұрын

Daddy issues

@MortusSweet

5 жыл бұрын

@@martisendrell9305 Actually, no. But nice try generalizing!

@EZScuderia

5 жыл бұрын

@@MortusSweet find the dominatrix with daddy issues

@itsme2313

5 жыл бұрын

@The Ballad Of The Queen do you have daddy issues?

@bobdole1826

5 жыл бұрын

I do, I miss that fucker.. (straight guy lol) dad died.

Oof all those things. When I will date I will try my best to be talking even if I am introvert.

@jeremiahbriney4899

5 жыл бұрын

@James Tomlin this comment is underappreciated. You said her without saying he/she You are good man. No sarcasm though you can assume someones gender and if they get mad thats on them.

@dynamicworlds1

5 жыл бұрын

@@jeremiahbriney4899 ...yeah, cause trying to insert that into someone else's conversation when no one was trying to condemn anyone else for their language isn't showing that you have issues /s Seriously, who hurt you?

@Ninitendo

5 жыл бұрын

@@dynamicworlds1 Idc if you misgender me. It can happen. But anyways I will go like this: Oh don't worry about being nervous I am too. So tell me about yourself. What are your hobbies? What do you like? Any tips on eye contact tho? Since I am having problems with that too.

@ImGoingSSJ97

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ninitendo its one of the things where you can't just read up to learn the eye contant and cues. You can ready every bit about how to ride a bike, but it's more automatically learned and you can't describe every little detail and movement. You just have to go and be aware that first time will be awkward and your eye contant will suck. That's totally ok if you have never developed this. Just know that each times it becomes more and more automatic and you dont have to be aware of it, you do it automatically first, before you could think

@xypaisb8026

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ninitendo just don't date. problem solved (I, too am an introvert)

She’s started bragging about a D1 football player she’d hooked up with. I’m not sure why she thought this was a good idea

Set up on a blind date. She wanted me to meet her at the restaurant, I was earlier but she was too. Thought this was a good. But she was already tipsy, we ate and she finished another bottle of wine. Thought this was not so good. Plus 2 bottle of wine with Chinese food just seems odd. Anyway she was loud, very boastful about what an awesome person she is while cursing all the time. Near the end..."Alright you've seen me at my worst, it only gets better from here". So what do you think of me?? ;) ME. Well the term FIGJAM comes to mind. BYE As I'm leaving she yells out calling me everything under the sun. She wasn't even physically attractive, just a horrible person. Called my friend the next day...ARE you kidding me with that girl?

@Ayaforshort

5 жыл бұрын

I wonder if that was your friends way of telling you he thinks you're just as self absorbed 😯 lmao

@jimmythornseed8605

5 жыл бұрын

Did a mental double-take when I read "it only gets better from here" because what if it indeed did. Then "She wasn't even physically attractive" just immediately re-highlighted in my mind just how much patience you can have for someone based on how attractive they are.

@trooperandcooperale3057

5 жыл бұрын

@@jimmythornseed8605 The old saying that love is blind comes to mind. Attractiveness based on their looks can only hold you so long.

@diogeneslantern18

5 жыл бұрын

I every so often I go to a pub quiz. This time there was a lady I'd never met before who was playing with my team - so loud and obnoxious, a control freak with a live of the sauce too. I had to put her in her place after 3 rounds because this stranger was making it unpleasant for the rest of us

That guy should of pressed charges against that dominatrix that was clearly sexual assault he didn't want or consent to that shit lucky he got out that story isn't funny but just disturbing and sad that sexual assault against men isn't treated with the same seriousness

@sernoddicusthegallant6986

5 жыл бұрын

Spotted the american

@titan-gx7tf

5 жыл бұрын

@@sernoddicusthegallant6986 guessed wrong bud

I floored it out of the drive way and went 5 blocks in reverse. Man that is some savage shit and funny.

"I could have mooned a psychic and they would have been able to predict her future" OMG that was an awful story, but that line made me choke.

"she forgot to take off her wedding ring on the second date." LOL

I liked the dominatrix part where even the robot voice got weirded out at some point and we could hear it in his voice. It was hilarious

I admit I had gotten my first girlfriend a few months after a horrendous break up with my abusive ex-fiancee. I was told after the first week of dating that she was more than happy to date me but not to bring up my ex again. I understand where the girl was coming from in this video but we must remember that theyre there for YOU not the ex. I am still thankful she had pointed that out. Also, I noticed it is becoming increasingly more common these days for "dates" to be spent on the phone as they're out eating together or something. There were a couple of girls who stayed on their phones even updating ALL of their social media accounts about where they were and whay they were doing while doing stupid faces for selfies. I dont know why I ever bothered my time with them... Oh, right...

@itsfiercekc1946

5 жыл бұрын

im with you on the phone thing it’s ridiculous

That 'baby pumpkin' line is the ultimate compliment for describing one's butt.

Last time she walked me into an alley in the middle of the night and ate my left shoulder.

The one about the dominatrix scared the shit out of me. I felt things I never want to feel again.

@jasnotta519

5 жыл бұрын

@@damiancampbell7534 yes... That's what comments are for...

1)Once I was with a girl who lied about her age, have only one hobbies (books of specific author, don't remember name ). Treating everyone who have different hobbies as a creeps(we where in a board-game bar), best part was she complains that people don't come to her in trams to say how beautiful she was(she was at max OK). I was tired after 45min of holding conversation and walk her to bus stop. 2)once girl forget about date and blame me for it 100% because apparently I should remind her that we had a date that day. We plan this in Thursday night, the date was supposed to be in Saturday, she and I confirmed the day and time. When we eventually met she said i could be just a little bit he fold. 3)once girl had so low self-esteem that i give up trying convince her otherwise

She told me she was still in love with her ex, we're friends now though, and im friend with her ex to.

Lol, I had similar encounter with dominant chick. Except when she grabbed my balls, I elbowed her nose. I asked her few times to let go, I was to hard and painful. I just snapped, thinking I will get seriously hurt down there. So she started crying and screaming, I was mad and screaming also... Worst date ever...

@Goregreet

5 жыл бұрын

You did good women have no idea how much it can hurt down there ive had it happen a few times before they just dont understand and thats fine but we must protect our junk at all costs

Those were some really funny stories 😂

The dominatrix story is one of the funniest I have ever heard! 😂😂😂

Remember you've only got one shot at this life, so enjoy it.

@howardsmith9342

5 жыл бұрын

And that's why I refuse to date. At my age the pickings are slim, and I'm not wasting what time I have left on ungrateful, self-centered women for that one-in-a-million chance.

@Hitsyfication

5 жыл бұрын

@@howardsmith9342 Kudos, I respect that and agree.

@Goregreet

5 жыл бұрын

How does one enjoy life?

@kevinkassoka8628

4 жыл бұрын

@@Goregreet follow our dreams and learn to enjoy even the pain because it part of life. And find someone special that will make you to want to be better. At least that how i do it. Sorry for my english

@Goregreet

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevinkassoka8628 i dont have dreams and your english is awesome

0:37 IT'S CALLED MONKEY-BRANCHING BRO.

@samanthahydeker7914

5 жыл бұрын

A woke fellow I see

@jabloko992

5 жыл бұрын

@@samanthahydeker7914 I wouldn't use that term. But yeah.

Gotta get back on the horse right,

Arranged a date with a woman online, we agreed to meet at a local restaurant that serves breakfast 24-7 (she said her favorite meal was waffles and bacon with chocolate milk), this 25 year old woman seemed normal and nice and not weird at all. I get there early and get us a table and text her to let her know where I am. She walks in with her parents. She then says as she shakes my hand “Hi, these are my parents and they need to approve you first before we can really date.” I figure just roll with it and be cool and maybe she’ll be cool too. At first it seemed cool, we all ordered food and her dad and I talked sports and then we talked about her job and my job and all that. That lasted about 10 minutes until the food arrived and when we started eating her mom spoke up and ask what my relationship with God was like. I said I was raised Catholic and went to Catholic Church and all that. As I said that I could see her mom getting upset with her. Both parents spent the next 10 minutes telling me how horrible Catholics are and that we are all raping little boys (not just priests but the members do too) and that we worship statues and that Catholics are all just horrible people who don’t have a real relationship with God and that we aren’t real Christians. After that they got up and left a $20 bill on the table. After I got home, I got a message from her saying that I wasn’t approved and we couldn’t date and that I was being very sneaky and dishonest by not telling her I was Catholic at the start...

@AeroFlash15

5 жыл бұрын

You dodged a bullet tbh

hhahhahahahahahah "Listen! I am leaving. Bye" and the dominatrix one! xDDDDD

The one that ends at 0:52 Lol, is this my ex you're writing about?

Why are there so many weirdos in this world? lol

@YOSHIERIDER

5 жыл бұрын

Do you think you're normal? Everyone is faking it.

@jgmoney

5 жыл бұрын

Let's be honest, we're all weird in someway.

@mumu87

5 жыл бұрын

@@YOSHIERIDER lol! I'll admit that I'm on the spectrum of weirdness but more towards the normal end.

@mumu87

5 жыл бұрын

@@jgmoney but I'm a creep....I'm a weirdooooo~~

@TheGhjgjgjgjgjg

5 жыл бұрын

I need a shit transplant....👌

Went to a dinner with this girl, who started the conversation with near half an houyr explaining me how she learned to read tarot and all kind of predictions. afterwards went to back flowers, crystals, energies... the whole set. at this point i was really decided that it would be a no go but stayed bc the food was actually nice. then she ask me couple of thngs about my hobbies so i star talking about photography and stuff for some minutes until i notice that she's looking at me with a fully blank expression. then she said "Wow, you talk fast and with a lot of weird words, i cannot follow what you're speaking" That was when we decided to leave.

I recently found out through some good buddies of mine that my ex, who at the time I loved dearly and wanted to marry(we'd been together for a year and a half) but she ripped my heart out, was flirting around with them when I changed work stations. She also hooked up with some new guy to the station like I had never been with her; my buddies kept it real though. Told her what she was doin was horribly wrong. To this day I have 0 idea as to why she left me, but its been 2 years and I'm well and over it.

@olymolly3637

4 жыл бұрын

She must be the same type of the girl who said her bf was "boring"... Man, you sound like a great guy. It happened for a reason, being that early in your relationship. Glad you're well now.

0:54 - Been there. Did my very best to keep the date going. Dropped her off at 8:15pm. Went to the bar with my buddies. Yikes.

There's a bright side to all these horror stories. What if those women had concealed what they were like until the guy was in love with them or even married to them? Those guys were lucky.

I choose LIFE!

years ago i met this really hot, confident, smart, goth girl. now im your standard metalhead, so naturaly we hit it off, and i really enjoyed the time we spent during daytime when we first started talking that day. this quickly felt like we were on a first date, so she asked me if id like to drop by her house so she could dress up a bit and go out for drinks as the sun set. i of course said yes. now i know all to well that goths take quite some time for dressing/make up but i didnt care because i enjoy the end result. so we go at her place at around 21:00. i put on some of her music to listen and she goes into her room to get ready. one hour later i ask if she's ready; she comes out smelling of medical alcohol and washing off her makeup. "it didnt go with that skirt, give me one more minute." so i wait a bit more, listening to music. at midnight i was starting to get annoyed; "are you ready?" "i cant find anything to wear!"... at 2 a.m. it starts to get on my nerves so i decide to, what the hell, lets see if she's in the mood for sex so we can skip the dressing up part. she got angry and told me that she would do anything on the first date with someone she might see seriously. ok fair enough.. at 3 a.m. she finally comes out. it was really worth the effort, she look amazing, my jaw had dropped. she said "ok im ready lets go have fun". i got up, kissed her goodnight and left for my bed. i never spoke to her again, and since then always tell goths to give me a call when they are ready to go out.

@jimmythornseed8605

5 жыл бұрын

harsh man. Good goth is always worth the wait.

@apokos8871

5 жыл бұрын

@@jimmythornseed8605 goths are like sausages. they are really nice when properly done, but you dont want to know how they are prepared

Tongue as big as a shetland pony!😳😂😂😂

4:48 That is straight up sexual harassment

That dominatrix story was already bad at the butt slap and just got more terrifying! The guy really dodged a bullet with his quick thinking!!

He’s an HCA (I’m an RN, and don’t like to talk work outside of work unless it’s with work friends or has been a stressful day), he talked about poop and the fact that his floor at his LTC place was on outbreak for C.Dif for two weeks.

Hearing all their emotional baggage and what they'll dema- I mean "expect" of me. After getting laughed at for sharing how I felt used enough times... I just nope and cancel what I can if that is what they bring to discuss.

😂😂 OMG the dominatrix story tops all stories LMAO @2:30

@shannabananas780

5 жыл бұрын

@zzz43452 Shmeh. Lol. What's your trigger child?

@shannabananas780

5 жыл бұрын

@Cato the Elder of course i would. Pretty sure you did when he backed out of there, car tires squeeling, door still open as he reverses out of there with a nope. Or. Hmm. You're a lil triggered over the dominatrix part? Lol. Curious.

@shannabananas780

5 жыл бұрын

@zzz43452 a lil crazy but being and adult in this world means that's a given. Or you mean grrr mad cuz nope :)

@shannabananas780

5 жыл бұрын

@zzz43452 lol you're the one calling names.

@shannabananas780

5 жыл бұрын

@zzz43452 being an adult means acting mature. Not a child. Like you are acting. Again. Trolling isn't cute ;)

During a date when you have to make a decision like “I chose life” run and never look back.

4:41 😂😂😂 I have never genuinely laughed out loud from reading a reddit comment before, but this time, I was cryyyyyiiinggg. Holy shit my stomach 😭😭😂😂