Fools, they fell for it.

@thepastadoge324

4 жыл бұрын

are you gonna get the guy who traded for the dog because the buyer was a terrible person? please don't do it.

@BABYR4MEN

4 жыл бұрын

You'll never find me!!

@paradox5434

4 жыл бұрын

Arrest your president

@generalgrievous1329

4 жыл бұрын

@@paradox5434 he should arrest you for your opinion being wrong

@savannahharville1514

4 жыл бұрын

@@generalgrievous1329 that's not how basic human right work

My 6th grade chorus teacher told me that she thought I’d be a drug dealer when I got older. Now, I’m a *former* drug dealer and that teacher got caught snorting coke in the school parking lot with her boyfriend and sent to jail. Life is funny man.

@ArcanineEspeon

4 жыл бұрын

Your comment made me stop and stare off into the distance almost as much as that story about the lady selling her kids' SSNs did.

@pyrofful

4 жыл бұрын

Lol so it takes one to know one. She thought you were going to be because she was

@sonnasolod.9406

4 жыл бұрын

Game recognized game.

@nathanbrisebois8756

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe she was projecting her habit onto you, trying to groom you to become her eventual workplace drug dealer lol

@rapscallionreviews7266

3 ай бұрын

If it's any consolation in my freshman year of high-school my principal thought I would grow up to be a cult leader

FBI: *We got em boys, go get em*

@meowp9854

4 жыл бұрын

*The very next day* FBI open up! All of the drug dealers and buyers:mission failed will get em next time.

@vegetoid5669

3 жыл бұрын

@Koen 145 You just said you knew it was a joke then let the joke fly over your head anyways

@glanty

3 жыл бұрын

@@vegetoid5669 what did he say

Never a dealer but used to buy. When I worked at Subway my dealer would sometimes deliver my weed there& I’d get a price cut if I gave them some of the frozen raspberry cheesecake cookie dough we had because they liked eating them raw

@Milo7823.

4 жыл бұрын

Spoopy Sauce o.o

@predatxr7624

4 жыл бұрын

lmao I did the same, made them a sandwich or two with some cookies, ez extra grams.

@WhyIsRandomTaken

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao i do this now at my current subway thats hilarious.

@Kapten-wi7xe

4 жыл бұрын

haha what if the cops would read this

@spoopysauce2456

4 жыл бұрын

Dot Dot Com this was literallyyyyyyy ages ago, soo😂🤷‍♀️

That dude got a 360 plus games for a $20 bag...

@simul8rduude

4 жыл бұрын

not even 20 if the 2 grams was shit bud. some reggie? he got a 360 and games for like 10 bucks :D :D :D

@frankzarate811

4 жыл бұрын

For real

@frankzarate811

4 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't have accepted since if the 360 was good back then and he would buy them there might have been seeds in there and he could've grown weed and became a dealer and made more money

@simul8rduude

4 жыл бұрын

@@frankzarate811 highly unlikely. They're not fucking tomatoes bruh. You don't just stick a seed in the ground and water. Those plants are pickier than roses and unless you really know what you're doing, you're likely to just grow useless male hemp 😂😂😂 Be that as it may, I would not have traded a 400$ (at the time) x360 with 60 a piece games for two grams of anything. 😂😂😂😂

@frankzarate811

4 жыл бұрын

@@simul8rduude well fun fact I do know what I'm doing I know how to grow them and even have my bestfriend growing one of mine for me as a challenge no harm no due his mom is going throw it away after we grow it but we have grown some that actually gave us money so it's actually pretty easy

Props to the coke dealer who reported that mom for trying to sell her kids.

@willhuey4891

3 жыл бұрын

yeah selling he may have been a coke dealer but he has to draw the line somewhere.

The drug dealers where I live think that nobody knows they're drug dealers. I kinda feel bad for them sneaking about for nothing

@ghostface5591

4 жыл бұрын

They're*

@soupeater7417

4 жыл бұрын

@@ghostface5591 oh yeah sorry

@blackthrone6976

4 жыл бұрын

Wait... what about the cops? or is it not that dangerous, so they're given a pass as long as they don't cause big trouble?

@ithaca2076

4 жыл бұрын

@@blackthrone6976 we got it bro

@soupeater7417

4 жыл бұрын

@@blackthrone6976 the police in my city arent the best. they where once looking for some drug dealers and managed to drive past them three times

I am literally LMAO at all the "dealers" who actually responded! WOW

My ex neighbor was such an addict she sold me her dog, a Pit bull/Mastiff mix, for 2 packs of Newport 100's because her dealer smokes them and she couldn't find anyone else to buy him. He was highly malnourished, he had absolutely NO training and he had aggression issues due to getting no exercise AT ALL . He was 2yrs old when we "bought" him. It was so bad. We've had him over a year, changed his name to Courage and you wouldn't even recognize him. He's at a healthy weight for his breed and size, 85lbs. When we got him he was 57lbs. He's not only house and leash trained now but he knows all the commands we've taught him. He goes for at least an hour walk daily. He's an amazing dog. I'm so glad she was evicted and Courage is living the life he deserves.

@liamwood4331

3 жыл бұрын

did your neighbor put crack in their newports?

@AJ-CR

3 жыл бұрын

@@liamwood4331 courage the cowedly dog

The guy guy I get weed from tells me "be safe" more then anyone else cops, parents stuff like that he's just a guy trying to pay for his house using the safest herb to do it 😂😂

@pyrofful

4 жыл бұрын

Dealers that only sell grass are typically all around good guys cheating the system. Once they sell harder stuff then there morals come into question

@mysterychannel3623

4 жыл бұрын

hes selling more than weed but until you ask he wont offer. former drug dealer here. this is something you say to people doing blow/tar/shard.

How to catch drug dealers. Google: undercover FBI agent Bing: R E D D I T

@cheeseisgud7311

4 жыл бұрын

So bing was right?

@christopherwood1632

4 жыл бұрын

@@cheeseisgud7311 y e s

Person: posts that they are a drug dealer creator: laughs in police

@talltroll7092

3 жыл бұрын

Defence attorney : Laughs right back in chain of evidence rules

@furretman3741

3 жыл бұрын

Countries where drugs are not illegal: What a joke

That first one supposed to be a feel good story. A crackhead stole someone's dog and then traded for drugs... *Heart warming*

@pyrofful

4 жыл бұрын

Lol exactly

Theres a story where a guy got off charges for selling weed in the usa because he paided taxes on the sales for 5 years before the irs caught it.

I feel like the person who asked the question was a cop

@honedaychannel

4 жыл бұрын

They would never know where they lived

@cantguardnick

4 жыл бұрын

@@honedaychannel there is a ip address on computers and phones and that ip address has the persons computer location.

@honedaychannel

4 жыл бұрын

@@cantguardnick oh yeah

@cantguardnick

4 жыл бұрын

@Orieller : yup everybody has a vpn right?

@simul8rduude

4 жыл бұрын

@@honedaychannel homie, have you never heard of the NSA? Because they've heard of you. They've heard of all of us already. They probably know more about us than We know about us, and that's been going on for a long time now. Not conspiracy either, that was the whole gist of the Edward Snowden stuff.

Used to be a buyer. I'm clean now. Don't do opiates kids. I used to give my dealer my antidepressant medication that didn't work for me and actually made me feel worse in exchange for some pills. He now has a prescription for something similar.

It says a lot if your drug dealer takes better care of your dog than you

Imagine being there in that situation where everyone was just getting super high and chilling...when that guy is having it explained to him that he is paying taxes on his weed and instead of it being this “great deal” that he JUST got done bragging about...turns into something in which he has to try and figure if he is even making ANY money on it...Imagine that dudes face as the fog in the brain from starts to clear from a forced sobering from the bad news...whomp whomp whomp whhooooomp!!

I lived in the hood during the heyday of crack. Knew the dealers, knew the crackheads. This one dude who was married and had a kid and had a job spent everything on crack. When there was no money left he and his dealer loaded his dining room table and chairs into the back of a pickup and drove around trying to sell it to random strangers. This was like 10 PM. Another dude stole a lawn mower and pushed it down Main Street in Columbus, OH at 2 AM trying to sell it for $15 to everyone he passed.

@theragingcreeper9040

4 жыл бұрын

Im weak, that's some shit youd see in Dayton

When you think your friend is a murderer but he just got paid for drugs in fish

They seriously don’t realize this is a *bad word* dealer trap probably made by a cop

@reubenoverton5920

4 жыл бұрын

reddit is anonymous you mong

worked with a guy who found a baby fox. i don't even think it was abandoned but he took it home with him anyway and traded it to his drug dealer for an ounce of weed.

Ah yes, i am too, a toddler dealing crack to the American public.

one of my elder siblings stole my completed coin collection books and pawned them for meth.

3:56 my brother is a dealer and he has told me what drugs I should not do, sometimes do, and what I can do a moderate amount of. He’s also set me age limits such as he only let me smoke weed when I turned 14 and he said I can only take psychs when I turn 16

*Drugs are for profligates* *Ave, True To Caesar!*

@F4Y541

4 жыл бұрын

rude

@NCRMoment

4 жыл бұрын

F4Y541 not rude, true

@F4Y541

4 жыл бұрын

@@NCRMoment nah, not true.

Neighbor deals out her front door (which is next to my kitchen window). I overheard someone offer her some airplane tickets to Denver once.

@honedaychannel

4 жыл бұрын

Did she take the offer?

@julianstudebaker1006

4 жыл бұрын

@@honedaychannel Dunno. I try not to eavesdrop.

@honedaychannel

4 жыл бұрын

@@julianstudebaker1006 okay good to know

When I was in rehab (alcohol) one of the girls there stole her mom's car and saw that the back seat was filled with Xmas presents. So she traded wrapped gifts for crack. She ended up on CNN and wasn't too happy about that. I can imagine her mom was least happy of all.

I went to get weed. The guys house looked like a pawn shop. A few cars in the yard, refrigerators/freezers and stoves on the porch. Inside was computers, cds, dvds even cooking pans. Everything for sale or trade. Everything he got on trade for various types of drugs. Mostly coke. The other drugs usualy brought in cash.

I once sold a 20 sack to a kid that paid me with a 60ml bottle of vape juice, I then sold the juice off for $30 so it was a win win😂

A crack head offered me a $2 scratch off, a dollar big and 63 cent for a dime bag... stopped selling shortly after 😂

Every dealer I know is super nice and gives me discounts and is super wholesome. One of them hit on me and that’s the weirdest thing that’s happened

@Willy_Tepes

4 жыл бұрын

I always haggle over the price, and it works. :)

Someone once tried to offer me all their forks and knives for my pain meds. I didn't make that trade 😒 E: They were not even any silver or anything, just plain old store forks and knives you might get from walmart or something.

The “claim my kids on your taxes in exchange for drugs “ thing is incredibly common where I’m from, it insane the things these people come up with and manage to get away with.

3:18 Back in highschool, I knew someone selling weed and occasionally psychedelics from what I understood and the guy was actually the nicest, most genuine human and drug dealer I will ever know. Dude was friends with everyone everyone, including loners, and probably helped Grandmas cross streets, but by senior year, he became stupidly obsessed with fuckin bitches and that was kinda ridiculous, but he still had that vibe. He was a pro seller lmao

Weirdly wholesome sounds like a good name for a comedy bit lol. Also I do love Salmon 😍

@Private-Potato

4 жыл бұрын

I was driving down a small costal road once and this couple walked straight up to my car and said “do you want to buy fish?” They were twitching and scratching themselves so I said now and got the hell out of there

I was always a gentleman so i never accepted sex or head as trade. Since i also did my own drugs i usually shared with women. After a couple months of that i noticed that on a daily basis i would have any where from 2 to 8 women at my apt. The entire apt complex was starting to think i got into pimpin. I didn't, ladies felt really safe and comfortable with me. I liked that. My grandma would be proud of me that i treated women good.

The one with the Christmas diner sounds like comedy movie Drug dealer home for Christmas sound like good straight to dvd movie to me.

Back in my 20's I dealt a little grass here and there. Weirdest was when a guy offered me a brick for an 1/8th. Not a "brick" mind you, but an actual brick.

This is so much funnier than I expected! "Mariguana" = 😂 I can't believe someone actually tried to bargain for drugs with a promissory note! That's awfully ballsy...

ok this is like the 8-10 one i watched... finally subbed.

Working in convenience store I once had a guy try to spend his AA sober chip on booze.

@spartangoku7610

4 жыл бұрын

I used sobriety to destroy sobriety.

@calamityjean1525

4 жыл бұрын

That's pathetic.

@liamwood4331

3 жыл бұрын

some bars will accept an AA chip for 1 free beer

Not a drug dealer, but decades a girl i used to know (in an unpleasant collection of people) tried to appeal to me to give her money for amphetamines by crying at me (because she didn't like selling her body!). That failed (it's not really MY problem) and she followed up with "look at my legs, I shaved them in the wrong direction and they look awful!!! I can't go to work". I don't think she ever spoke to me again!

Roofing work is literally hell. Eveyone who does it is high on stronger shit than weed.

7:06 Thought he was talking about getting his rocks off

Those fish ones make me hungry. Salmon sounds soooo good right now!

the coin collection thing hits hard. i spent a few years collecting all the quarters from the 50 states and i came home one day to find my coinback absolutely empty. i wasnt even 10 yrs old but i cried so hard only to find out that same day my uncle, smoker & alcoholic, came into my parents' room (it was also my room) & stole all my money. it crushed me

Tbh that first post the boss is just discounting himself by saying it goes to the IRS but actually just paying him less for the goods.

I can back the construction m3th one. I worked at a construction company and You can tell, they never stopped working and always worked good. Never new that was normal in construction lol

I'm friends with a dealer (I don't do drugs, we were friends way before their business) and they once we're offered two tracker tires for an ounce. They compromised and now my friend has one tracker tire

Last time I was this early, I was able to leave my house, lol

Back when I sold weed, the neighbor's delinquent kids would regularly steal alcohol from the local stores, and I would trade them various amounts for a bottle, depending on the weed and what they brought. Also, a friend of mine gave me his last couple pills of vicodin once, initially was going to take them myself but ended up just trading them for an eighth of top shelf weed, which I think was a better decision.

"...Jifftcards..." lmao

Oh shit, i guy offered me his wife a couple times, then she offered me herself, a lady offered me all her foodstamps, a couple offered me a stolen car, once a another couple was in desperate need of their fix that they offered me an entire weekend with their teenage daughter that they also partied with. To be honest i took each and every one of those deals. I flipped it tho. The first couple i had her clean my apt topless, the food stamps was used to buy food for several households, the car was sold to a scrap yard and as for the daughter lets just say she my daughter now. My brother on the other hand was offered a house. I wish i was given a house for dope. Lucky.

The FBI watching this video: Hmmm, interesting.

not all drug dealers are bad people, & i’m glad this shows it. especially the ones that sell just pot, they never mean any harm. pot doesn’t ruin your life. opioids & all that meth & stuff does.

@mrpotatoaim6969

4 жыл бұрын

cryspbacon ItS A gAtEwAy DrUg

Gotta' love these stories showing that even drug dealers have scruples.

@stolliman967

4 жыл бұрын

Why shouldn't they

My buddy moved out of a house he shared with some family members bc they stole a bunch of his stuff for heroin and meth, he had family heirloom jewelry, an OG Nintendo 64 in perfect working condition with all original controllers and dozens of games, other miscellaneous valuables. He smokes weed, along with his fiancée, my best friend of over a decade. But it's legal here, and he doesnt live with people who steal from each other for hard shit anymore.

One guy offered me 20 kgs of copper scrap (stripped wires) for 5 grams of hash. I took it. Good thing I had my car nearby because it was fucking heavy. Heard he got electrocuted some months after while stealing copper from a railway line.

That poem really puts paying your taxes in perspective.

Reddit and chill time❤️

The dealer that saved that dog is a legend. I would of done the same

The 1926 Mercury dime just breaks my heart. My dad was a coin collector, so I know it's value, and as far as it coming from their grandpa, well you cannot put a value on that.

3:53 Dealers aren't assholes, they are just trying to make money just like the rest of us. That said, depending on the product can change the atmosphere of the dealer. That whole "I'm not just the seller, but also a client" changes the dynamic depending on what they are pushing. There is something to be said about Brand Loyalty though, even if the brand is the guy who sits at the bus stop with a corndog and a VERY illegal smile.

A" maraguana" BAHAHAHA!!

NOW THIS IS FED POSTING!

1:53, how long did they work on it? That takes skill. The poem is awesome

@saethrelapin

4 жыл бұрын

Poem_for_your_sprog is a pretty well known poet in the r/Askreddit community. Makes a lot of day-lightening and funny poems!

@ArcanineEspeon

4 жыл бұрын

@@saethrelapin Woah, thanks for enlightening me! I was sure they got it from a Suess-inspired comedy sketch or something...

I once bought a kid icecream at school and he gave me his vape

Even Joker knew not to F with the IRS.

20:37 that voice change scared the poopy outta me

the first one wholesome af

1,756 pennies for a 20$ piece. I refused it. Yeah, they knew EXACTLY how much they had, meth be like that.

Reddit: *Drug Dealer video* FBI: *Your free trial of existing has ended*

Even the joker paid his taxes

before I even clicked on the video "someone is gonna try to trade their kids"

my college went on lockdown over an umbrella, no i don't go to gotham university.

You know you're a Terrible person when your coke dealer narcs on you

15:24... I had to pause the video and stare off into the distance for a minute after that one.

2:15 giorno giovanna would like to know your location [Yes] [No]

dealers are regular people too they only act tough for money.

I had one years ago. Right off his living room, he had a huge walk-in closet-like room. It was like a pawn shop. He would trade for anything, and if you just wanted $$ he always had it. Id go hang out and he would say "didn't you say you needed another amp for your car"? Hell, I have 20 of them go pick one out you want. He always had shit, got into car parts, and had all kinds of stuff. Had another more recent but still a few years back. This dude was a beast. Done 10+yrs in a level 4 prison yard. I'm 6'2 250 and this guy could carry me over his shoulder like a 5yr old. He actually offered to beat up a dude at work causing me problems because of mandatory termination policy for me lol. He didn't. But the best was this big badass dude sitting me down on the couch and telling me he cared about me and i was fucking my whole life up. That he wanted to get me help somehow if I would do it. Then he started lying and telling me he only had X amount so I wouldn't buy more. He took it on himself to taper my use down to where i could get help and take care of it. Not all dealers are demons. Some are good people just trying to get by. He also refused to sell harder drugs. He didn't want to deal with the customers that brings along. If you sell crack, or heroin you are gonna be around those people day in and day out. Far as i know he quit and got himself together and doing well now as am I

In school I remember completing a 10 question IXL assignment in english for some weed. It was enough for a bullet, it was kinda loud. ngl

About the calculator thing I hate that you buy the stuff you’re forced to buy and then never use it again after the year

*Lam-bor-GENIE*

Me and my dudes do it and let me just say i had never been told to be carful and to hide it well. Had one hug me and say - i hope you dont get caught. Like wow

In case anyone is interested in the guy talking about the 1926 mercury dime, a 26 Philadelphia is worth around $20 in AU 50, the 26 Denver is about 50 in AU 50, and the 26 San Francisco is in the $500 neighborhood in the same shape.

My friend would give our dealer mountain dew because he always had it and our dealer loved mountain dew.

We had two smoking sections in high school. One was where all the weird kids, outcasts, punk kids, both kids, and general riff Raff hung out, lots of weed and mushrooms and acid being sold. No violence ever. The other section was populated by the popular cliques, frequent fistfights and general drama and bullshit, and that's where all the chemical drugs were sold, fentanyl was getting really big at the time (this was a good 5-6 years before the term opioid crisis was even uttered) and a few people in those cliques had fucking overdosed and died. Who caught the most shit? The nice weird kids who kept to themselves and smoked a bit of weed. Graduation was basically a slideshow of one clique of friends, and a memorial service for those few kids who od'd on fentanyl I'm still kind of salty about it lol

Bruh how do you even get a drug dealer. Where’s my neighborhood friendly drug dealer and how do I befriend him

I see that eDgAR dude in so many reddit posts it's starting to be suspicious.

Everybody wants to be a drug dealer now.

FBI: intersting...

Wow a reupload

I can just see everyone who comment on this reddit either got caught or they already got caught but have internet access in prison

Wasn’t really a drug dealer (only sold weed). i will never forget the time this 60 year old guy that looked like a meth addict. he offered me his black cat for a eighth. i realized that it was a good idea to take the cat because when i got him home and gave him a bath. Turns out it was actually a Persian (fully white cat) who knows how long this cat hadn’t been clean it’s fur was like oil so maybe it got into motor oil? Anyways 4 years later and i still have Bob (named him after Bob Marley cause of the way i got him).

Fun fact where i live "code red" means fire/smoke code brown is extrenal emergancy(aka poop in pool) code blue is medical emergancy code black means bomb/gun etc then there yellow and orange which i forget

you see a whole lot in that lifestyle

I worked at a pool hall. I try to chili dogs and time on the pool table for green

at 12:11 I snapped very enthusiastically because I had a disc of white boyz in the hood and immediately knew where that joke came from.

Wow was the Shivan Dragon really that good?