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@MO9ALA7

Жыл бұрын

Stfu U think u can go around living happy life after insulting Islam and Muslims? You are wrong, you will know it soon! Keep an eye You don't even regret this, its been 7 years and u still didn't delete the video which offends 2 Billion people around the world!

@christiankedenburg5489

Жыл бұрын

❤️

@bientiu6256

Жыл бұрын

l

@elouiegautane7137

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jennifer4083

Жыл бұрын

​@@christiankedenburg5489 of❤

Any one here 2024

@marthagarrett4997

Ай бұрын

Me

@marynoro

25 күн бұрын

Yup

@Khathuchelo

24 күн бұрын

Definitely

@coachsarthak9831

20 күн бұрын

Yeah 😊

@MrHalukbilgin

18 күн бұрын

I just remembered while watching pro Palestinian demonstrators waving Hezbollah flag. BTW it is إحمد not إخمد probably this is not considered politically correct anymore.

Sometimes I forget he’s talking to himself

@etirium3161

3 жыл бұрын

trueee

@breezyg7652

3 жыл бұрын

trueee

@etirium3161

3 жыл бұрын

trueee

@Doggo15

3 жыл бұрын

trueee

@kevinsomosot9976

3 жыл бұрын

trueee

The "silence,I kill you" really gets me cracking like crazy.......😂😂

@PANDA_SPEAKS101

Жыл бұрын

i keel u

@allin2815

Жыл бұрын

@@PANDA_SPEAKS101 Silence 😂😂😂😂

@EziixPked

Жыл бұрын

Song- (lowkey - ahmed) gold help us people are this unknowning

@jayddt4183

Жыл бұрын

You must be easily pleased…

@MicroageHD

Жыл бұрын

Way back when, when I was in school here in germany, we would always shout out "silence, I kill you" in class as loud as we could :D

This has to be the greatest ventriloquist acts of all time. The mixture of humour and dark comedy combined with the expressions of *Achmed* is so entertaining. This puppet has all sorts of facial movement that only a human and animated cartoon can have. Marvellous job my Dunham.

@LForULmao

Жыл бұрын

It was really funny

@KaluchYT2678

Жыл бұрын

Why thank you ♥️ kindly message me on telegram for your giveaway prize 🎁🎁🎁

@beccabbea2511

4 ай бұрын

I keep asking myself 'how on earth can a skeleton be so expressive?' Between the laughter that is. A video of Achmed every day is the perfect antidote for any blues.

@richard40x

Ай бұрын

He also has one of the best comedy tag lines ever invented "Silence, I keeel you". Every time I hear that line, it totally cracks me up. Its as good as Rodney Dangerfields fav line "I dont get no respect".

Strangely, he's immensely popular in Saudi Arabia. The Arabs have a sense of humor. That's great.

@peachout6227

5 жыл бұрын

i know that after watching Mr Fluffy =))))))

@thefuckisjustiny.1609

5 жыл бұрын

hetaes we do lmao

@juphouse1965

5 жыл бұрын

a kid from mason ohio is being treaten

@janpietervonk1016

5 жыл бұрын

Of course good muslims will see the humor in it...... They also hate suïcide bombers so??? What should be the problem?? I am a Christian but work a lot with muslims. I donnt have problems with them. There are more White "so called Christina " i have more problems with. Because they think Black and White. 😉

@AWlpsSHOW36

5 жыл бұрын

That's great! It's so annoying how the ones that are 'offended' are not even in that group. They need to bring the full version back. Political Correctness is so dumb!

Our teacher showed us this video, because he was a little bit disappointed as nobody answered “I kill you“ when he said “SILENCE“ during a german lesson

@xoxSamanthaxox1701

5 жыл бұрын

Your teacher is epic

@Multi_Fandom_Madness

5 жыл бұрын

Your Teacher Sounds Awsome I would love to have him as a teacher

@sandranickita124

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@alainleite8191

4 жыл бұрын

I did the same during a french lesson!!!

@transbianvapes2143

4 жыл бұрын

@@alainleite8191 Jack merde

“Silence I kill you” gets me every time 😂

@SerinaHannah

7 ай бұрын

Hello Alex what’s up

Seven years later and it’s still hilarious! Truly timeless!

@rasmus6199

Жыл бұрын

It has been 15 years

@Glennmedicall

Жыл бұрын

@@rasmus6199 Oh, so it has been lol! Oops

@just_me_dhu

Жыл бұрын

Right

@aboobakarsiddieq5577

Жыл бұрын

Yes wow

@EziixPked

Жыл бұрын

Song- (lowkey - ahmed) gold help us people are this unknowning

Once when I was in sixth grade our science teacher was so mad at us he just yelled "SILENCE" and the guy behind me whispered "I keel you." Yeah we got in a lot more trouble for laughing 😂😂

@sebastionthepleb2338

6 жыл бұрын

KellKell121 😂😂😂😂

@rubyfyre9601

6 жыл бұрын

Where's that dude now?

@MadoyaTatemano

6 жыл бұрын

Ruby Castillo maybe in paradise.... he could be screwed.

@tommyodonovan3883

6 жыл бұрын

KellKell121 Comedy is all aboot timing EH.

@kermitthefatfrog8941

6 жыл бұрын

Oh my god that was priceless

When he says I kill you, he sounds like he’s about to cry

@Mel-rj1id

4 жыл бұрын

Because he is so terrifying he scared himself

@pmudri

4 жыл бұрын

Thats how arabs talk. Habibi

@muslim-boss9_11

4 жыл бұрын

What did you say ninga

@aerinina

3 жыл бұрын

@@natureappreciator3000 me too 😔

@mardermistiri2govno732

3 жыл бұрын

True

Jeff Dunham has the ability to make you believe his puppets are real and alive. Such talent!

Achmed just kills it each time I watch him.🤣

@patrickkarroum5299

Жыл бұрын

oh yeah he does

@EziixPked

Жыл бұрын

Song- (lowkey - ahmed) gold help us people are this unknowning

@kkunalkamthan1530

Жыл бұрын

He really dose

@elijahshepley7434

Жыл бұрын

@@EziixPked lol

@ildart8738

Жыл бұрын

He is a terrorist, that's kind of his duty to kill you.

I love how in the beginning, Achmed's voice sounds legit menacing before getting higher as his insecurities started to show.

@pretzeldayandere

2 жыл бұрын

This comment is literal evidence to why I say Achmed is me as a puppet (except the whole terrorist part)! 💀💣

@AC-mp7cx

2 жыл бұрын

u should be ashamed

@davecrupel2817

2 жыл бұрын

@@pretzeldayandere 😂😂😂

@pandaqueen813

2 жыл бұрын

STOP TOUCHING MEEEE!

@ChrisAndCats

Жыл бұрын

@@AC-mp7cx ? Who should be?

It’s cool how he was able to throw, and change, his voice from Achmed to Walter.

@kerryedavis

3 жыл бұрын

That might be detectable if you're up close, but not in a stage show, and certainly not on youtube.

@SesameCake

3 жыл бұрын

Oscar worthy acting.

@TheAntHar1

3 жыл бұрын

That is the art!

@nightfire-qx6my

3 жыл бұрын

And makes it sound slightly muffled. Great ventriloquist

@samschmit7181

3 жыл бұрын

Man, I'm so jelly! (That's a slang term for jealous.)

I love Walter "you idiot, you don't have an ass" 😂😂😂😂

@Pureheart_gentlesoul

8 ай бұрын

Hello Vicky..

I still think this is the best Achmed performance he’s ever done.

"STOP TOUCHING MEEEEEE"!! 😂😂😂

@roguefamily7630

4 жыл бұрын

i wont move my ass

@oldmighty15

4 жыл бұрын

Walter: "You idiot, you don't have an A**"

@anthonywoertz8762

4 жыл бұрын

“ I KILLL YOUUUUU!!!”

@chickenvasquez78

4 жыл бұрын

@@oldmighty15 _ES DAT WALTER!?!?!?_

@RandiTheMarioFan64

4 жыл бұрын

@@chickenvasquez78 yes

And to think this little doll truly skyrocketed Jeff’s career...

@shelbehave2780

4 жыл бұрын

Ohhhhh noooooooo

@beespeas9935

4 жыл бұрын

I think it was walter or Bubba J maybe Peanut

@bulicabritto3162

4 жыл бұрын

@@beespeas9935 )

@mcdonaldthyrniang4300

4 жыл бұрын

@@beespeas9935 definitely Ahmed bro. Happened with me I started due to Ahmed

@Heavenly-Drakian

4 жыл бұрын

@@beespeas9935 he had a good career with walter, Bubba J and Peanut but when he made achmed, his popularity exploded because it honestly is his best puppet

Pure gold when it came out ,had my grandma who was in her 70s in tears of laughter

That never gets old. I still laugh my heart out

@EziixPked

Жыл бұрын

Song- (lowkey - ahmed) gold help us people are this unknowning

@darwinbaquero9591

Жыл бұрын

Im a new follower achmed

@deb1544

Жыл бұрын

This so called comedian is a creep playing with puppets and making stupid so called jokes, luckily I only seen a bit of his terrorist act. He has no talent as you can even see his lips move what a load of crap he is.

been several years and it's still as funny as the first time

@jimd1783

7 жыл бұрын

nope no song

@imanerd7360

7 жыл бұрын

GameBros Ⓡ same

@niggasbetripping481

7 жыл бұрын

GameBros Ⓡ this was funny af Back in the Days but now All I See is a Big audience bein brainwashed on what to thibk about the middle East... more than 50% of the stuff bein Said here is Not true... let alone what the politicians say

@bcanaloglu

7 жыл бұрын

f.ck you !! I live in middle east and all of them are true !!

@liiahornah431

7 жыл бұрын

.

the ability to make a muffled sound of walter inside the box is just pure genius

@BrocktonLazarus3397

2 жыл бұрын

😄

@rodriguez6266

2 жыл бұрын

Bro whatever.

@Cosmic_Bald-e

Жыл бұрын

Walthu walter 🚬

@EziixPked

Жыл бұрын

Song- (lowkey - ahmed) gold help us people are this unknowning

@Nurse66

Жыл бұрын

It’s a tape recorder… in a small box…on a stick!!!😂😂😂

The eyebrows, the eyes, all the deft movements and timing! So awesome! Sooooo easy to forgett that jeff is doing anything at all!!

"STOP TOUCHING ME!"🤣

"Silence, i kill you!" That part always makes me laugh

@renatabendela400

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@memecat3504

5 жыл бұрын

Me to

@wardallo

5 жыл бұрын

that part makes my laugh too

@oofuspoofus8738

5 жыл бұрын

Omg same

@magmafang7187

5 жыл бұрын

666 like's

"But you're all bone." "Just a flesh wound." Achmed, The Black Knight

@Morningstar91939

2 жыл бұрын

Achmed: Tis but a scratch. Me: A scratch?! Look at you, you’ve got no skin left!

@DALEKCHANNELYT

2 жыл бұрын

@@Morningstar91939 it's a flesh wound

@ravenmoon5111

2 жыл бұрын

I'll have your leg!

@mr.classicragememerook96

2 күн бұрын

​@@Morningstar91939Just a flesh wound. >:)

Omg the way he raises his eyebrows 😂❤

@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1

28 күн бұрын

0:58 🤣

“Goddamit... Oh, oh i mean Allahdammit” 🤣 DEAD!

I haven't watched this in years, just remembered this sketch randomly this morning, hahaha.

@paulaewen5503

4 жыл бұрын

Achmed is the best Walter also. Feels so good to laugh. Thankyou

@bpneuma

4 жыл бұрын

me too!!

@ayhamshaheed7740

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah same lol

@chaneykane3828

3 жыл бұрын

Omg that’s exactly me. I just woke up and thought of it after like 10 years 😂

@elite943able

3 жыл бұрын

ME TOO!

Oh my, eleven years later, i notice that achmed has a beard!

@CenturianTale_Halo

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@briannaanderson9614

5 жыл бұрын

I just now noticed that!

@anunaadShastri

5 жыл бұрын

My life will never be the same.

@Persona1996

5 жыл бұрын

Vinicius Britto how did u now know that 🤨

@cesarmandujano9704

5 жыл бұрын

Yo wtf lol

And just like that, a legend is born

Achmed: "I will not move my ass!" A few seconds later... Walter: "You idiot! You don't have an ass!" 😂

@sooners2037

3 ай бұрын

Is that Walter? Yes. He scared the crap out of me

someone still here 2019? 🤔

@alberthylmar5885

5 жыл бұрын

yep

@rafaellarengira8155

5 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeeeeeeees

@55Quirll

5 жыл бұрын

@@rafaellarengira8155 Yep, always.

@SupernaturalDetective

5 жыл бұрын

Stefano Grisendi found it today actually

@kunalandshorya

5 жыл бұрын

Me

I've watched this several times. Maybe I'm just easily amused, but I still laugh every time. Especially at that high-pitched "I keel you!"

@pradeepkandel1244

8 жыл бұрын

you're not alone mate

@VKDM8687

8 жыл бұрын

+Tom Foyle Definitely not alone dude

@nomoremaybes

8 жыл бұрын

+Tom Foyle you clearly are easily amused, this is the furthest thing from comedy there possibly is.

@tomski787

8 жыл бұрын

+nomoremaybes You, on the other hand, are clearly a humourless person who wouldn't recognise comedy if someone slapped you in the face with a dead fish...

@treshydbhweirdo1054

8 жыл бұрын

+Tom Foyle this is amazingly amusing especially the "Fleash wound" and "What happend to my feet!?, son of a beach!"

3:04 - "You idiot, you dont have an ass!" THat was the point where I spat out a mouthful of tea!!! Hilarious!

@isaacblanco160

27 күн бұрын

You were already taking a sip before he said that.😂

😂😂😂😂 still funny so many years later.

“ᴵ ᵏᶦˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ”

@wldgamez1960

3 жыл бұрын

1:41

@nnaline2735

3 жыл бұрын

You have to read about islam and im proud to be muslim

@notnow4285

2 жыл бұрын

@@nnaline2735 I'm not saying it in a mean way

@Turbo_G.T.Blackwing63

2 жыл бұрын

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY FEET?!?!?!?!

@notnow4285

2 жыл бұрын

@@Turbo_G.T.Blackwing63 STOP TOUCHING MEEE

Jeff: but your all bone Achmed: It's a FLESH wound 🤣I can not

@jdanoob8468

3 жыл бұрын

yesh

@arwua

3 жыл бұрын

Wich is more of a Monthe Python joke 😅

@ElGringoLatscho

3 жыл бұрын

@@arwua well that‘s just the reference

@leomccarron9621

2 жыл бұрын

Monthe Python

I just love how he just goes on and on as Jeff fails to put his feet back. "Son of a bitch- what the hell!? Ohwaitaminutewhatthellwhatareyoudoingwhatthestopitwhatthewhatareyoudoing... STOP TOUCHING MEEEEEEE!!!"

Achmed ,, there’s nothing worse then a Walter fart 💨 😂😂😂😂😂

Ever notice how jeff's arm moves achmed's head? It seems suspicious. Kinda like jeff is controling achmed. i dont know its just a theory

@angelgirl0948

3 жыл бұрын

hmm maybe he’s just helping him since he’s a skeleton

@tacobobthecat

3 жыл бұрын

@@angelgirl0948 oh yea thats possible too

@angelgirl0948

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@unidentifiedobject6913

3 жыл бұрын

HOLY CRAP

@ghstbug

3 жыл бұрын

He's holding his neck so he won't get stuck inside his own body.

“Stop touching MEEEEEEEEEE!”

@thegamingcat1524

3 жыл бұрын

*Looks at audience looks back at you* I KEEL YOU!

@sarahwatkins4520

3 жыл бұрын

I always crack up really bad when he says that 🤣

@Nobody-ks2fd

3 жыл бұрын

Achmed:stop touching MEEEE!!! 9 second of silence of achmed Achmed:I KEEL YOU! Meh:WTF🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1

28 күн бұрын

2:44 🤣🤣🤣

It took me so many years to realize Achmed has a beard.

STOP TOUCHING MEEEEE

"IS A FLESH WOUND" IM WEAK LMAO

@espeongames7172

4 жыл бұрын

DAEB07 ITS SO TRUE

@SilverSonicMK.4

4 жыл бұрын

TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND

@Bogstandardjoe

4 жыл бұрын

Lil bit of plagiarizing Monty Python

2:34 "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!" 😂😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😀😁

@adolfoorengo7853

7 жыл бұрын

Sans The Skeleton I love that part

@femmeshark

7 жыл бұрын

Sans The Skeleton f*** off

@sanstheskeleton5378

7 жыл бұрын

UnderFell Sans666 i hate you

@femmeshark

7 жыл бұрын

It's part of my character have you ever seen underfell sans

@sanstheskeleton5378

7 жыл бұрын

UnderFell Sans666 yes

Love the lady smiling at 1:46

@saint1087

Жыл бұрын

@@jeffdunham101 tnxs sir.

16 years later and this is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever watched

The thing I love about Achmed is his ability to show his emotions through his face even though it's a skull.

@bluntlyhonest6803

Жыл бұрын

Eyes and eyebrows give that abilitt

@lauramaccready7709

Жыл бұрын

It's a flesh wound! 😂

@akIndia10

Жыл бұрын

@@lauramaccready7709 Silence 🔕...

@sabertx3273

Жыл бұрын

@@akIndia10 as much as i would love to say a certain quote, i dont want to get banned

@KaluchYT2678

Жыл бұрын

Why thank you ♥️ kindly message me on telegram for your giveaway prize 🎁🎁🎁

Never gets old does it???!!!!!

@MrTheil

8 жыл бұрын

nope

@lovigne100

8 жыл бұрын

yeah never gets old

@MrLegija84

7 жыл бұрын

Nope...5 yrs ago and still funny as hell....especially now with ISIS

@lukeskywalker1840

7 жыл бұрын

+Night Raven Maybe even more so now

@MrLegija84

7 жыл бұрын

Dana H Whenever I see ISIS in the news I see Achmed :)

The voice crack when he says his catchphrase is what kills it every time!

"These are my virgins?!" Priceless.

@ShelleyHarris-ey1pu

3 ай бұрын

Cracked me up

Jeff Dunham is the #1 comedian in Saudi Arabia.

@pretzellstixx240

7 жыл бұрын

Fluffy (Gabriel Iglesias) is #2.

@deinonychus1948

7 жыл бұрын

i don't know, i think the Fluffy Guy is a close second!

@jssa

7 жыл бұрын

No not really

@brandononeill5915

7 жыл бұрын

+RaginTexan1 Gaming no fluffy no.1 in the world

@trevoncarteriii530

7 жыл бұрын

+JM0o0LE yes really

Jeff:do u spell it? Acmed: what? Jeff: how do u spell ur name? Acmed: oh let’s see, a,c, flem 😂😂😂😂

@SpeccyMan

5 жыл бұрын

er, that's phlegm!

@Twisted_Code

4 жыл бұрын

@@SpeccyMan to be fair, until I was like 19, I didn't realize it was spelled with a PH either, never mind a silent G. Who even thought that was a good spelling for the word, anyway?

Jeff is a comedy genius.

Came here to laugh once more at Achmed after 16 years since I've first watched this show. Just to realize I still remember every word of the show. Jeff you're amazing

@SerinaHannah

7 ай бұрын

Hello how are you doing today

@ShelleyHarris-ey1pu

3 ай бұрын

Jan 2024 1st time watching it. Never saw or heard of him. It was a link from another vid and people were posting achmed and Jeff's name. Glad I followed the link. Will forward achmed to others.

Jeff Dunham is the number one comedian in all of the Middle East. Ironic isn’t it?

@jessep1257

4 жыл бұрын

@Catherine Hazur Israel is in the middle east...

@bassmaster117

4 жыл бұрын

Mr.Fluffy told me that too

@heydaddy4415

4 жыл бұрын

No he isn't the majority of the middle east don't even know him

@the-nomad-show

4 жыл бұрын

@@bassmaster117 I came here from Fluffy 😅

@benardneza7714

4 жыл бұрын

he has perfectly displayed their stigma in a funny way

Achmed's expressions look the realest out of all the puppets lmao

@haleighcrawley7713

6 жыл бұрын

Same, and the most beloved.

What he said? 2:55 I need some....?

@alberttaisague798

5 ай бұрын

@@domn_corleoneligaments balls

1:41 This "I Kill You" Kill Me!🤣🤣🤣

This day my class was so annoying that I shouted "Silence!" and my friend shouted "I kill you!" back. We needed to explain and well we ended the lesson watching this😂

@goldprime118

5 жыл бұрын

How many people laughed?

@cassandrasummer5362

5 жыл бұрын

@@goldprime118 entire class (28 people) including our teacher

@thepersonreplyingtothishas5137

5 жыл бұрын

r/thathappened

@thepersonreplyingtothishas5137

5 жыл бұрын

@@goldprime118 the whole world

@mrsenpaihd7485

4 жыл бұрын

Hope you're not american

Ahmed at a BBQ. "so Ahmed.. what do you think of the meat?“ “Silence! I'll grill you!"

@AndersonNeo12

2 жыл бұрын

@@gordonrossier7897 🤗 Ty. Would be funny to see, "hear" that in a video, cause meat now a, days it grills so, fast

@matheustelles2116

2 жыл бұрын

That was actually Funnier than the show

@AndersonNeo12

2 жыл бұрын

@@matheustelles2116 maybe Jeff reads the comments and impliments in a show: "Jeff & Friends at a BBQ". Would be awesome to have a szene with Jeff, Ahmed, Walter at a Picknick 😊

LOL the part when it said “God Dammit, OH OH I mean uh, Allah Dammit. 😂 what a joke bro IMAO

This just never gets old💜

This never gets old. Think I've watched this a hundred times.

@lilocole9465

6 жыл бұрын

Omg ikr it s just so awesome.

@kl9996

6 жыл бұрын

How about you watch “Lowkey-Ahmed”

@ishratmalik8657

6 жыл бұрын

Lynn-Alexandria Springer McKendrick me 2

@walterinc397

6 жыл бұрын

Me too

@carreviewer6345

Жыл бұрын

My favorite part is god dammit oh I mean allah dammit

He gets me every time with "Issa flesh wound." 😂

@SamarIqbal-ye3tg

3 жыл бұрын

But he’s all bones! 😁

@master-of-many-fandoms2020

2 жыл бұрын

SILENCE!! I KEEL YOU!!

@giancarlotolosa10

2 жыл бұрын

its a flesh bone not wound

@HemiLife713

2 жыл бұрын

On a steek

@AC-mp7cx

2 жыл бұрын

ur vile

I love this guy. So talented, funny

This never gets old. Well... neither does Ac-phlem....

THIS DOESN'T GET OLD.

@kirbit5909

3 жыл бұрын

based

@prodigy8526

2 жыл бұрын

based

@abrayanmakondeRC

2 жыл бұрын

based

@pricelessppp

2 жыл бұрын

Till some woke turd finds it offensive.

@connorgrish5246

2 жыл бұрын

its old

My history teacher played this, not for anything history related though. He asked us randomly if we knew Jeff Dunham and most of our class - 8th grade - didn’t know so he played a couple videos of Achmed and we had a blast. We forgot it was supposed to be a class and just enjoyed jokes and riddles. We miss him very much 😞 Sometimes, my old classmates would say SILENCE or I keel you to remember the times with him.

@KaluchYT2678

Жыл бұрын

Why thank you ♥️ kindly message me on telegram for your giveaway prize 🎁🎁🎁

2023 now.. Watching it for 30+ times

I never get tired watching this.. 🤣

@johnsonbmoris

Жыл бұрын

Hello 🫂 how are you doing today beautiful ❤️

@beastgohan2384

9 ай бұрын

​@@johnsonbmoriswtf

"What the hell happened to my feet"?

@thatoneguycommented3686

7 жыл бұрын

"Son of a bitch! What the hell?

@crazyduderichard2690

7 жыл бұрын

+That One Guy Commented out

@CentralVAProductions

7 жыл бұрын

+That One Guy Commented "stop touching me!!!!!!!!!!! I KEEL YOU!!!!!!!!"

@nickynicolla7122

7 жыл бұрын

"Okay,I Won't move my Ass" wut

@thatoneguycommented3686

7 жыл бұрын

+Nicky Nicolla "you idiot! You don't have an ass!"

To be a ventriloquist and be able to do so many different voices is amazing . Love it

@AC-mp7cx

2 жыл бұрын

ur vile

@KaluchYT2678

Жыл бұрын

Why thank you ♥️ kindly message me on telegram for your giveaway prize 🎁🎁🎁

I love the delivery on "Are you my virgins?!"

@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1

28 күн бұрын

4:11 😂😂

That high pitch "i kill you" just super funny 😅

2:28 he channeled his inner mario

"Sadams mustard gas was nothing compared to a Walter FART!" 😂😂

Achmed is top class ❤ him

No matter how many times I watch this, it's still funny.

Achmed is one of my favourites for his psychotic, temper trigger and Arabian accent and mannerism. As a Muslim myself I can relate and understand this very well.

@Nawa11YT

3 жыл бұрын

His accent is as Arabian as it is polish

@rodneysmart7167

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nawa11YT n no it’s not

@Nawa11YT

2 жыл бұрын

@@rodneysmart7167 ??

@finallyinnerpeace8043

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't this racist portraying Arabs as terrorists??!

@Nawa11YT

2 жыл бұрын

@@finallyinnerpeace8043 it is. But no one cares.

2:43 when my classmate were trying to get my pen 😂😂😂

1:23 “How do you spell it?” “WUT??!” 😂

Achmed's facial expressions are as funny if not funnier than his words. Jeff is a genius and you truly believe that his "friends" are real.

I saw this when I was high school on a friend's phone Now I'm a University Graduate Legendary

@luuchoo93

3 жыл бұрын

Same. I just found an old pic of me in New York with an Achmed plush in the background and I came here to rewatch this video..

@es8428

3 жыл бұрын

Same, my english teacher back at that time showed me this video like 4-5 years ago. I watch it every year like once. It became like a tradition, just to remember how far i’ve got.

@kaladappanimi4269

3 жыл бұрын

Same as me..

@aldofrontela3406

3 жыл бұрын

time flies, huh... it's sad and also beautiful how ephemeral we are

The first and second time he says “silence! I kill you!” are the best lines, except for his “holy crap!” realization. That steals the show.

A legend was born this day

I watched it many years ago and now out of nowhere it appears in my suggestions. What a great feeling laughing hard at this again!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Pureheart_gentlesoul

8 ай бұрын

Hello Carol..

"Stop touching me!!!!" 😂😂

@fifitje1967

6 жыл бұрын

Nick Campbell i keel youuu

@aprilraines2959

6 жыл бұрын

O

@zacharymendelsohn78

6 жыл бұрын

Nick Campbell I KEEL YOU!!!!

@walterinc397

6 жыл бұрын

Holdop i fix it

@Crispy_pata

6 жыл бұрын

Nick Campbell lol thats me when im annoyed

If this is paradise, I've been screwed!

He's gold😂

One of the best Jeff Dunham performance! Great!

Achmed is one of my favorites. I especially love his famous lines "Greetings infidels" and "Silence I kill you...Silence I KILL YOU...Stop touching meeeee...I KILL YOOOOUUU". Jeff Dunham knows how to make people better with a good laugh. Jeff Dunham is #1!!!!

@oxfanblink4115

Жыл бұрын

Also his reaction to his feet being backwards 😂🤣😂🤣

@danielekaputra

8 ай бұрын

And when he appeared in Saudi, he said "Greetings infid... Oh, hello folks" 😂😂😂

SILENCE I KEEL YOU Edit: XDDDDDDDDD

@inlydiad9138

5 жыл бұрын

I went to a Jeff Dunham show last night and he made a new thing “silence I touch you” and he kept saying it, it was quite funny

@darkvoid8263

5 жыл бұрын

@@zjoskesel890 it's a joke

@peytonvlogss

4 жыл бұрын

@Zjoske Sel its a joke

@notme5501

4 жыл бұрын

Lol xd

@reddoesthings6225

4 жыл бұрын

STOP TOUCHING ME

I just can't hear the Flesh Wound joke without thinking of Monty Python's Black Knight.

Jeff Dunham and all his characters are so funny 😂😂😂 just love them.

@Pureheart_gentlesoul

8 ай бұрын

Hello Charlotte..

I just love it when Achmed says: "Silence! I kill you!" And then he looks at a person in the audience with his eyebrows raised, looks away, looks back again.

@briannamallen80

8 ай бұрын

Someone better put that clip with vine booms anytime he does that

sometimes i forget it is a puppet😂😂😂😂😂😂 Omg thanx for all the likes

@DanielSilva-jy9gd

5 жыл бұрын

Well. Jeff hand is controlling achmed

@O.LEO.N

5 жыл бұрын

Such a good comment, yet ruined by a stupid edit!

@rickjames547

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Silva I forget its Jeff all the time! It’s like a trick being played on my mind!😂😂😂this stuff is so great Jeff Dunham is the best!!!

@JoeJoe-wp1vv

4 жыл бұрын

Watch this high AF

@Lost9am-5pm

4 жыл бұрын

No thank you for not putting edit when u have already edited your comment

I’m fucking crying 4:19 🤣🤣🤣🤣