Jeff Dunham is the only person that can make people cheer when saying “there’s a terrorist with us” 😂

@TheDeadSkeletonShow

3 жыл бұрын

Ha!

@curtandlisa1190

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@lynpowell8532

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't that the truth. I love the skit where Achmed says he has pillow is. Guitar guy lost it as Jeff did. You hear Jeff saying to Brian " dont look at me". Both of them totally lost it. Jeff is dynamite at his craft.

@yusefdelacruz4811

3 жыл бұрын

Never thought I'd meet my long lost bro here

@paulaewen5503

3 жыл бұрын

Love it

Achmed's parts falling off has to be one of the funniest non-intentional recurring bits on a stage anywhere.

@TheMokubaCosplayer

3 жыл бұрын

That high-pitched scream killed me

@lindamay9064

3 жыл бұрын

When the stage hand comes out with duct tape to "fix" his legs.

@Seth_Hezekiah

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure those are intentional.

@morgancutler3900

3 жыл бұрын

As well as Peanut getting thrown out of Jeff’s hands

@lynpowell8532

3 жыл бұрын

@@lindamay9064 that was hysterical. Poor Marnell. It would be cool if Jeff designed green alien to be with Achmed ( A c phlegm ) , Walter or even Bubba J. Bubba J might use the flying saucer as a dinner plate.

Who here is 2024?

@ifeen1

Ай бұрын

every other vid is h3h3 takin sum dumb ahh take😭

@RangerRick2024

Ай бұрын

Y am sportstar Rangu

@jessiegarner6958

Ай бұрын

Hell yeah

@hannahcook6193

Ай бұрын

Yessssss

@obese03

Ай бұрын

Yessirr

Achmed is hilarious. His face expressions are so good. And ' I kill you!' makes me laugh so hard everytime.

Achmed has more expressions than lots of actors today

@smc1942

3 жыл бұрын

...and a better personality!😄

@jakestickerson_1254

3 жыл бұрын

More expressions then everyone in the live action Mulan.

@justsad-1392

3 жыл бұрын

Too troo.. acphlegm!

@jobob47

3 жыл бұрын

does not need the botox?

@camwinston5248

2 жыл бұрын

And a much wider range...plus you always know where he stands on an issue.

Imagine Achmend being a librarian. Some guy: *makes a sound* Achmend: Silence! I k i l l y o u !

@kidawesome5577

3 жыл бұрын

Actually that'd be pretty affective. Library would be quiet asf.

@trez_tube

3 жыл бұрын

Scribble Doodle I keel you!

@MrElionor

3 жыл бұрын

@@kidawesome5577 No it wouldn't everyone would keel over laughing

@reneliebregts64

3 жыл бұрын

Achmed: *grabs a bomb and lights a lighter* dont make me do it

@gretchenlockrey5453

3 жыл бұрын

That would be so freaking hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"The last time I had this much plastic on my chest, it exploded" I laughed way too hard at that line! One of the many reasons I love Achmed and Jeff.

@larkinp89

Жыл бұрын

For sure lol that was genius 🤣

@cutiepatootie4094

11 ай бұрын

To be honest, that joke had wrote itself

@the_good_citizen

5 ай бұрын

Yeah this line was particularly funny..😂😂

@shadow__bubby

2 ай бұрын

Frick you I was scrolling through the comments and that line popped up after I read your comment lmfao

That last 'I kill you' is the funniest of them all. Achmed is pissed. 😅

I can't get over how stunned Achmed looked when Jeff removed his ribs.

@cutiepatootie4094

2 жыл бұрын

How would you feel if someone disconnected your you know what without it hurting? Yea, stunned and pissed

@niveth1

Жыл бұрын

*”I k i l l y o u”*

@carolwenzel3170

Жыл бұрын

😂

“SILENCE I KILL YOU!” Gets me everytime I love it 💀

@leociresi4292

2 жыл бұрын

When Achmed loses his arm or leg. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jean-mi1825

Жыл бұрын

Someone should sample it and use it when people are being lound in movie theater !

@userslinx6865

Жыл бұрын

If I say that line in PUBLIC like Achmed... some body call 911. Don't try because I already test it!

@dalehood1846

Жыл бұрын

Great dating line. "SILENCE, I KILL YOU!". At least for the first time.

I love how Jeff Dunham can screw up and still make people laugh and make it seem like it's part if the show.

@CurlyFromTheSwirly

7 ай бұрын

Silence! It's still funny.

@TrainsCatsOtherStories

Ай бұрын

Honestly I feel like ever since the "screw ups" first happened he incorporated them into the act. So there more on purpose now than screw up.

His scream at 8:02 had me rolling HAHA was not expecting that 😂

Marnel!!! MARNEL BRING DUCT TAPE!! Jeff "oh he actually brought duct tape" Achmed: "surprised look"

"Last time i had this much plastic on my chest, it exploded" i was laughing at that for far too long

@cutiepatootie4094

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine your mom walking in on you watching this, not even a teenager, laughing at a shmecks joke. Yea that happened once. Not gonna say when, but I got slapped so hard my cheek is still sore T.T

@Tree_e888

2 жыл бұрын

@@cutiepatootie4094 sorry about that man, my parents let me watch family Guy when I was 5 years old so that would never be a problem for me!

@monsoon3816

2 жыл бұрын

@@cutiepatootie4094 ok

I love all the dummies...but Achhhhmed is my FAV!!! Side-splitting funny!

Jeff is the greatest ventriloquist that ever lived and we are so lucky to have him in this generation and each and everyone of his videos are Pure Gold~!!

@davidsoto1472

Жыл бұрын

saw him in person 🙂 Great show he introduced URL that night lots of fun, I highly recommend spending the money it's worth it !!!!!!

@djtbone001a

Жыл бұрын

Nope. Jay Johnson is way better. I like Jeff but I grew up watching Jay on Soap. 😂

@rickmcdonald1557

Жыл бұрын

@@djtbone001a I don't know who Jay Johnson is but I'll Google him and thanks for the reply.

@Hodaris_Darlin

Жыл бұрын

He's not bad, but he's not as good as David Strassman with Ted E. Bare & Chuck Wood.

@John-nz5vd

Жыл бұрын

Of all the great ventriloquists that were mentioned no one compares to the amazing Paul Winchell.

Achmed is the reason I have such fun memories of running around yelling “I keel you!” As a 7 year old

@justsaiyanv9150

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@antiqueunique2871

3 жыл бұрын

same, I was trying to remember where I saw it

@Asmith-1111

3 жыл бұрын

Did you ever run into a wall? LOL not really.

@lovemojiheartkiss

3 жыл бұрын

So how was the mental hospital after doing that?

@cutiepatootie4094

2 жыл бұрын

Yea my teachers where so confused. Then my dad explained it to them. And they where even more confused and worried for my mental state-

0:01 "ladies and gentlemen, there's a terrorist among us". audience applauds

I love how Jeff talks to them like they are real but then I remember it's all him 🤣😂

How Jeff is able to keep a straight face and avoid irreversible tongue tangling is beyond me ! I love his characters, maybe he could something with some former and current politicians ? That would hilarious

ribs getting caught on the spine; rib cage coming off... Jeff's expression...PRICELESS!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@cutiepatootie4094

2 жыл бұрын

Just 👁👄👁

@WheatleyDoodlez

2 жыл бұрын

Just O°O Ò~Ó

Even though he’s a terrorist, I still love him for being a sweetheart towards some audience.

@clydeandfriends

3 жыл бұрын

@q_xia I KEEL YOU

@monsoon3816

2 жыл бұрын

@@clydeandfriends *aggressive staring*

This guy jeff dunham is a multi talented when it comes in jokes entertainment, he makes your kidney blown up of laughing outloud.

@charleshewitt5169

Жыл бұрын

And yet you can see his lips and throught move he Ned's to take lessons from Darcy Lyn farmer she is the best

@scrappydoo7887

11 ай бұрын

@@charleshewitt5169 you're really dull . Can't you just enjoy an act without turning it into a pissing contest?

Seeing Jeff perform live is number one on my bucket list.

@Michaelmyersbae

2 жыл бұрын

My parents saw him on a cruise ship before he got famous

@roxannerobinson2398

Жыл бұрын

Mine too. He was here a few months back and I missed it. Hope he comes back soon.

@charleshewitt5169

Жыл бұрын

You must have a short bucket list

@ryankelly9032

Жыл бұрын

Saw him at Winstar. He’s hilarious.

@cynthiaellerbee1720

Жыл бұрын

He is actually better live

After Walter, (I’m a 63-year-old curmudgeon myself) Achmed is my favorite!😉👍🏻❤️🇺🇸

@RickaramaTrama-lc1ys

3 жыл бұрын

Ditto~!!!

His ability to play off puppet malfunctions is legendary.

I’ve recently broken my femure and on nights that I can’t sleep I’m listening to Jeff. I often wonder if he realizes how many people he makes smile, even during the bad times?

Goes to show the talent Jeff has where his props break unintentionally, and the crowd goes crazy

To think that this is the dude who changed jeff dunhams career for the better I love achmed❤

@unknownalien3459

3 жыл бұрын

it talks jeff not achmed cmon

@SaleBSGN

3 жыл бұрын

@@unknownalien3459 Really??? OMG!

@hardwirecars

3 жыл бұрын

and to think it was one of his original prototypes look up dead osama.

@oldgoat7089

6 ай бұрын

Actually, I think that when we elected a president who looks like Walter, Jeff's career/fame was made!

"The last time I had this much plastic on my chest,it EXPLODED!" LOL

It's the eyes that gets you when he says, "Silence I Keel You."

7:34 “Your ribs are caught on your spine. One second.” Not a sentence you hear everyday! 😄

The only guy who can integrate a technical difficulty so seamlessly into the main act!

@gedjones5977

2 жыл бұрын

It’s more than likely that was written and rehearsed after a malfunction during rehearsals, the duct tape bit looked too practised and the stage hand was laughing when he first came on.

@apocalypse2819

2 жыл бұрын

@@gedjones5977 you sound like such a fun person...

@dionlindsay2

2 жыл бұрын

@@apocalypse2819 I'm with @Ged Jones on this one. It makes it even more fun that JD has thought it all through and rehearsed it. He's a performer.

2:18 me when i see a spider

Jeff Dunham is a genius

This guy is the best, Achmed & Peanut are my favorites

The final part of the show is beyond hilarious and Jeff being so professional kept on going on and made it even more hilarious!! Love this man, his humor and his talent!!!

@dasuniversum5875

2 ай бұрын

i think that was a part of the show

@julieclearythefeistyrebelg5660

2 ай бұрын

​@@dasuniversum5875 Yes, I know, lol!!!!

What a talent! I have great respect for you Jeff. Your name will down in the books as one of the best ventriloquist of all times. Bravo!

@charleshewitt5169

Жыл бұрын

Are you kidding me even at twelve Darcy out performed him

@Ghostbusternyc

11 ай бұрын

@@charleshewitt5169yeah, no one knows who you’re talking about. Jeff is the best.

@jennyfindley1514

10 ай бұрын

You are an extremely talented man. My favorite puppet is Achmed the dead terrorist I would hope you'll be written in the school drama class for years to come 😅😅

Love From India... I Really Love the Achmed Character... This was Too Good...when they Say "I will Kill you...." 🤣🤣🤣

Jeff is just awesome....the way he gets offended at his puppets is just so endearing lol x

Jeff's ability to stay in character, is amazing. Always, there are two people on stage.😀👍

Sometimes I think the characters are real and Jeff is the dummy

@drchunkybiscuit9973

3 жыл бұрын

Or, you're the dummy! 😉

@emmaoconnor5748

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@DGsynchroman

3 жыл бұрын

“Jeff the shared delusion”

@azreljohnson2983

3 жыл бұрын

Ouch

@justinw7258

3 жыл бұрын

Or you could be the real dummy

I rerun this too often. Just too funny to ignore.

Of all Jeff Dunham characters I love Achmed!

Never would have known that people would have cheered when someone says, “there is a terrorist among us”.

Jeff: How do you spell your name? Achmed: A... C... Phlegm. Hahahahahahaha I'm crying here.

Oh he's soooo funny. God bless you Jeff and your whole family. Thanks for making us laugh!

You got to be the funniest comedian I've ever seen acting it is funny he's hilarious all your other funny man I can watch him over and over and I get a kick out of your your pretty slick throwing your voice man I like it when you throw down in the box with Walter you're pretty good man I ain't seen nobody better than you you don't need to be on America's Got Talent you got that beat hands down

Jeff Dunham is the only person on the planet who can say on a massive stage "there is a terrorist among us" and it get an applause

Whatever else Jeff might be dealing with, the main point is that he will always have someone to talk to, even in quarantine.

excellent show.... Loving so much both Achmed & Achmedina :)

I love Achmed gets stuck & falls apart

After watching all of Jeff Dunham's performances I feel like all his puppets are real and like they share a bond like family....Thank You Jeff Dunham 👍😂

@leonadodson5906

Ай бұрын

I would like to meet Walters wife

A person who talks to himself,,,,, using a puppet and making things up as he goes is totally awesome! Jeff's having more fun than the audience!

5:17 Chipmunks doing a terrible job at harvesting be like:

That voice crack when he sings 🎵 iRAQ 🎵.

Every time I hear Achmed's " Jingle Bombs" song, I always crack up during his verse of the song🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The greatest thing about Jeff is the fact that he does this so fluently so few others would ever be able to reach his level the man's a comedic genius ... Imagine having puppets as a kid and his parents thinking it's a phase to see him make absolute gold out of something viewed so mediocre ... Have and always will be a massive fan of this guy if he ever comes to liverpool or even the UK IL be there if I gotta buy the whole family tickets to see his genius in person 😁👏🏻

I watch these shows over and over again and still laugh till I cry! Love Achmed the best!

I just amazes me how achmed can say stuff no one else can...to any audience. And get away with it! Proves we can all take each other less serious...we don't have to fight with each other all the time

My dad introduced me to this, and Achmed was the first puppet I ever reacted to. So thank you for producing the best terrorist ever!

@local_ace_case

3 жыл бұрын

One more thing: Do you think you could ever do Peanut and Achmed on stage one day?

Counter Terrorist Units:His hitbox is smaller since he is just a walking skeleton, get the biggest guns you can.

@haroldhahn7044

3 жыл бұрын

Don't be silly! He is already dead! Just keep reminding yourself that Jeff can make anything including a road kill, or a baked thanksgiving turkey, talk, and be funny!

@Nighthawke70

3 жыл бұрын

They tried to catch him, but he left a false trail by throwing an arm and his rib cage at the cat. And so kitty being greedy, ran for it carrying his bits all over the place.

A+ for originality. I LOVE it!

This is comedy on highest level! 9:21

"SILENCE! I KILL YOU!" Those words have remained with me ever since I was a child 😂

When I went to a Jeff Dunham show he accidentally threw Peanut, and I think he took Achmeds arm off, and he sang Jingle bombs and my dad started laughing so hard. He actually couldn't stop, and when Achmed Said I KEEL YOU, he was chuckling. Gonna be honest Peanut was one of my favorite parts of the show

“There’s a terrorist amongst us.” (cheering) “Why are you cheering? There’s an actual terrorist amongst us.”

We need a two-hour video of Achmed !!

🤔 “ ...hmmm, when Achmed farts does he ring like a wind chime?!” - Anthony Aaron

@jaynamooney9745

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 And now I have to clean up the coffee I spewed all over, but it was worth it!!!🤣🤣😍😍😍

@Ghostrob2023

3 жыл бұрын

Jeff should have that in his next show which I think would make everyone laugh so hard they end up doing it as well. Lol!!!

@mikerose1441

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaynamooney9745 Coca-Cola here, stings for a few minutes... had to rewind after clean-up

@magpieone9390

3 жыл бұрын

Thank goodness I'm drinking water right now 😆😆😆😆

@jaynamooney9745

3 жыл бұрын

@@magpieone9390 Right!!🤣🤣🤣🥛

SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!

@christianparrish6647

3 жыл бұрын

Classic

This was the first video I saw of Jeff Dunham and every on since has been as good if not berrer

Some people say he's the side character. Some people say he's the antagonist. But I say he's the hero.

WHEN HE SAID FLESH WOUND I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF THE BLACK KNIGHT FROM MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL

@TheMokubaCosplayer

3 жыл бұрын

Basically

@smc1942

3 жыл бұрын

Me too!😄😄😄

@ieatchildren7863

3 жыл бұрын

*Ţ̠̫̳̳͉̙̘͔̌̊̋͑ͯ͆̉͛ͦ̍͊͛̓͝¡̡̰͇̱̜̩̩̩̼̗̫͍̩̞̙̊ͬͭ̏̓̽͂̄̅̌͛ͥ́͛̇ͣ̇̀͡§̛̘̮̳ͮ͆̅ͫ̎͂͗̊̍͒̔ͥ͊ ̨̧̼̞̜̽̽͛̎̔́͌͗͆̂ͮ̂̎̄̽̆͟b̠̠͉͈̲͍̻̟͚̼̖̹͎͈̤̺̻ͣ̀̏ͤͬͯ͠u̙͎̞̞̩̼̘̘̰ͭ͊̔͐ͦ̕ͅt̋̑̎ͨͩ͌̌҉̢̪̞̮̩͈̹̼̱̬͉̦͠ ̸̨̳̖̬̞̺̱̹̭͕͚͓̥ͧͭ͌̈ͤ̾̒͑̕͞Æ̶̛̼͕̘̤̦̹̘͈̙̖̣͈͚̏ͫ͊́́͘ ̢̲̼̣͔̪̌͗̌̿̌͗̋ͪ̋ͯ̓͌̔̀S͑͒͊̅ͩͦ͗ͯ́҉̶̹͍͉̮̹̠͖͔̫̪͓͝ͅç̵͈͕͔̳̘̳̹̳͈͙̳̺̺̳̎̾̈́̎̋͐̒ͦͩ̏͒̒͊̇̒͟͞ͅr̨̢̫̱̖̮̮͉͐͊̇̓͌̌̍͒̄̏̉͗̉͊̄̚Ā̞̥͎͎̘̩̜̫̣͇͍̜̬̣̜̋̿̈́̽ͤ̈̈̂́ͤ͊͠ţ̸̷̸̦͔̤̠̼̖̞͔͍̫̲͖͉̗̃͌̊̎͂͐̓̓ͣ͋̚̚Č̵̡̠͓̱͍̱̮̪͙͚̟̰̤̤̽̌͋̂͑̑̽̿ͦ̎ͩ̏ͧ̎̎̀̚͜h͎̞̝̞͕̯͎͉͈̙͔͑̌̔̇̈́͂̒͐ͭͥͫ̊̅͊̽̀́̕͟*

@tradewins

3 жыл бұрын

All comedians steal material from others. It's just amazing to me that Jeff apparently thought nobody would notice he stole that line!

@oxtailpuncake1211

3 жыл бұрын

i think all of us did

1:46 SILENCE I KEEL YOU

Achmed is the best

The ending I KILL YOU got me cracking up

I give Jeff more props over everything else for being able to make jokes about accidents that happen during a show.

I love how when most comedians talk about issues, Jeff Dunham uses actual characters and has conversations with them. It makes everything a hell of a lot more funny. Great stuff, I enjoy listening to your shows on Apple Music.

I like this one, Mr. Achmed 😂👏😆

You're the GOAT man , we love your work. Keep entertaining us please.

after all these years im still laughing so hard at "poliosis".. that was just brillant. "help! im twisted and i can't get up!"

@christinab.2864

3 жыл бұрын

Oh you mean the whole I can set up now, actually no you can’t?

@tobiasripper4124

3 жыл бұрын

@@christinab.2864 no i don't think it was that. it was a christmas special in milwaukee. guitar guy was there... he was CRYING! and jeff could barelly keep it together himself because of that one. then jeff goes "i forgot where we were" and achmed "milwauwkee you asshole!".

I hadn't seen that bit from Controlled Chaos yet; the part where Jeff accidentally pulled Achmed's entire ribcage off had me absolutely laughing my ass off! XD

This was very funny, gotta love Achmed

I just don't get it how a skeleton can be so lifelike AND funny!! This is really the best show ever! 🤣🤣

8:24 Whar is a skeleton (ACHMED) favorite snack? SPARE RIBS!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Achmed: I kill you. Me:Then I have a bone to pick with you!!!!

my favorite achmed is when he was dressed up in minding the monsters

@thefreestyleskater8256

3 жыл бұрын

some of the best of bubba j

The funniest 😂 stuff I have seen it never goes old just love the way he does this

7:16 I ABSOLUTELY DIED AT THIS PART.

omg i died when his ribs came off xD the technical difficulties with the puppets are the funniest. i notice most of em happen with Achmed xD

@MegaRazorback

3 жыл бұрын

"Well maybe if you fed me a sandwich every once in a while THIS SHIT WOULDN'T HAPPEN!!!!!!!

OMG, I LOVED THIS!! Can't wait to show my wife this evening. She works in healthcare field and could really use the laughter. Thank you!!!

God I love Jeff and Achmed. It's just genius like all the people cheer up when he said, there's terrorist amongst them 🤣

This man is really, really HANDSOME!!

Achmed is the reason that you are one of (if not still THE) most popular comedians in the Middle East! Thank you and God Bless you for "allowing" Achmed to be in your act!!

Can’t wait for this and the best of Jose

@maulzy18_yt13

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@electric98yt98

3 жыл бұрын

Same here

@augustlewis6679

3 жыл бұрын

same

@Jbot004

3 жыл бұрын

Best of José, on a stick

@deadponic117

3 жыл бұрын

i dont know if he can post those jokes because of the current political situation, but it cant hurt if it makes people laugh.

Achmed is my favourite 😂😂😂

his version of jinglebells is the most patriotic thing ive heard LOL

This never gets old 😂

Some of the comments that have come up about Jeff being almost 60 and what he's accomplished in his life what a better job could you have the loving what you do and be worth millions and millions of dollars I applaud you Jeff!!! Besides that you've made so many people laugh, and laughter is the best medicine!

I absolutely love when things malfunction and he goes along with it intentional or not it’s gold ❤

That song jingle bombs always gets me where it hurts. I love how melodramatic Achmed is.

@leociresi4292

Жыл бұрын

I love Achmed’s Amamata, Alquaida High!