This took some BALLS. Congratulations!!

@richard40x

2 ай бұрын

Lots of creativity as well. Coming up with a brand new char and bit, in a few hrs. Of course it was mostly Achmed, with a beret, and a French accent. But he obeyed the ministry of culture, since they never actually saw Achmed, just Achmeds French brother.

@reaper61989

Ай бұрын

Oh good god it did

@broEye1

Ай бұрын

@@richard40x Well, at the end, he does slip and address him as Achmed. After a moment of panic Achmed whispers "run", if I remember right.

Jaques Merde sounding like Achmed and also translating to Jack Shit is brilliant

@natalieardner5509

Жыл бұрын

Literally My Favorite 😅❤️

@salmandekkari5523

Жыл бұрын

jakh merde is indeed akhmed didn't you notice ? he was disguised

@spencergsmith

11 ай бұрын

@@salmandekkari5523I think the comment means that the name “Jacques Merde” not only SOUNDS like “Achmed” but also means “Jack Shit” in French. It’s genius.

@suhchen843

6 ай бұрын

It is Achmed, the comedian had him disguised as French because of the reason he stated in the beginning of the show. So Achmed disguised himself as French to appear on the show hahah genius idea

@kentjensen4939

2 ай бұрын

It's a jab at a certain incompetent Trump prosecutor.

Jeff would never let his audience down, and he politely looked at the Malaysian government and straight up said "I will 'respect' your wishes, but also, if you would please, fuck off."

@comedianhaze1619

Жыл бұрын

In that order!! Now Silence!! I Keel you!!!😂😂😂😂

This is a perfect example of: Don't tell a comedian what he can and cannot joke about

@richard40x

2 ай бұрын

He obeyed the letter of the directive, no Achmed, while making them all look like a bunch of idiot censors.

Hats off to Jeff for pulling off this really ballsy move.

@PROVOCATEURSK

2 жыл бұрын

You don´t negotiate with terror1ztz, even when they are from a government.

@brianspangler3771

2 жыл бұрын

@@PROVOCATEURSK Exactly right. These days terrorists can come in any form.

@alisontopalian8592

2 жыл бұрын

I'm amazed at what he gets away with.

@kjellringstrom6217

2 жыл бұрын

I think it's called a lope hole.

@abdelazizm.7729

2 жыл бұрын

@@PROVOCATEURSK Calling a nation or even a government that just because they did not let you laugh at them is just childish.

My favorite part is when you realize that it's not a "different character" but just Achmed in disguise 😆

@jelleluyten5017

Жыл бұрын

Dude did you even listen? It's not Achmed, it's his brother Jaques

@epiccoolmanbruh3365

Жыл бұрын

@@jelleluyten5017 He whispers to Jeff, “it’s not always hot in France” in his normal voice, so technically speaking it is actually Achmed

@jelleluyten5017

Жыл бұрын

@@epiccoolmanbruh3365 That only proves Jaques isn't a true Frenchmen, it doesn't actually mean he is Achmed

@christopherhess6835

Жыл бұрын

You must be a fucking genius or something because im sure other people had no idea 🤣

@mplussant

Жыл бұрын

…huh?!…wait, what!…

I love Jeff for pulling off this super ballsy move.

@sanisacse6577

2 жыл бұрын

Stolen

@FRINGMIN

2 жыл бұрын

stolen

I'm French guy, I like so much you're talent, and you're French is perfect

It's a barely-disguised Achmed. This was a really risky move.

That took some balls.

@queva3062

2 жыл бұрын

Steel ones 😆😆😆😂😂😂

You could see his excitement, it was leaking, he was like a 10 year old who's set up a prank and is trying to walk his parents into it

And once again you can see why that Jeff Dunham is the number one in the middle east!!!!

@abdulrahmanalammar2985

3 ай бұрын

Malaysia is not in the Middle East though...

this was a great way to circumvent censorship AND make a powerful statement

That’s a great comedian pulls out a loophole to have a great show.

@Oscario2004

2 жыл бұрын

@Adam Hudson Can you plz be quiet, Adam?

I love how Jacques Merde speaks in a perfect American accent here 3:25

I love the bit where Achmed whispers in his regular voice, "It's not always hot in France?" It adds another layer to the joke, showing that Jacques isn't actually Achmed's brother, but Achmed himself in disguise. This section also took not only creative thinking to find the loophole and quickly come up with a comedy routine, but also a solid backbone to perform it, not knowing if the officials would be okay with said loophole. Hats off-fa-fa to Jeff-fa-fa! (I know. That's Peanut instead of Achmed, but I couldn't resist.)

@david21289

Жыл бұрын

"solid backbone to perform it" I see what you did there 🤣

@philiplim5058

Жыл бұрын

Of course it's Achmed, he was introduced as Jacques Smidt.

@darkiee69

Жыл бұрын

@@philiplim5058 Not Smidt, Jacques 💩

@sneekmuch

8 ай бұрын

He still has the turban on under the French style hat is the funniest part imo. Maybe the turban doesn’t come off but if it does, this is just another layer to Jeff’s genius

@chuchulainn9275

8 ай бұрын

And hats off-fa-fa to Jeff-fa-fa for telling the Malaysian government to go suck-ka-ka a dick-ka-ka! 😏

No matter how many times I've seen this, it's still brilliantly hilarious 😁😁😁 Best regards to Peanut and Achmed ⚘⚘⚘

@guilhermefirmz

3 жыл бұрын

Blablabla shut up! /Walter

@mikecross137

3 жыл бұрын

Love achmed

@austinfarley4971

2 жыл бұрын

You mean Jaque Mehd 🤣

@renemaarek5686

Жыл бұрын

@@austinfarley4971 Jacques Merde 😉

@ildart8738

Жыл бұрын

As a Kyrgyz-Canadian I laugh at the attempts of Malaysian forces to protect their APC's with planks of wood against ISIS RPG-7s. Good effort, but not really effective. Kontakt-1 would work better than wooden armour as stand-off-armour against shaped-charge projectiles. Then again, active armour would probably do more damage to your armour, than it would do you good.

it never gets old.... never a dull moment

@bassanup

2 жыл бұрын

@Adam Hudson 😂

@bassanup

2 жыл бұрын

@Adam Hudson 😂

Jeff is a legend 🙌

Brilliant improv 😂😂😂

Ahmed is very funny and Jacque his French cousin is great at filling in. 🤣

@collette9008

Жыл бұрын

His name is Achmed. Spelled : A-C-phlegm-M-E-D If you mispronounced it He will KEEL you. 😆 🤣 😂 😹

Haha, loved when he went: Silence je te tue!!

@alexron2023

2 жыл бұрын

Mais bien sûr mon chéri ☺️

@conradodrueco4363

2 жыл бұрын

Me too... it was hilarious the way achmed says je te tue! In a falsetto voice... what does it mean anyway?

@enmanuel7112

9 ай бұрын

​@@conradodrueco4363Silence, I'll keel you. That's what Achmed was saying

I love watching all of Jeff videos

Oh poop. They left out the section near the end where Jeff accidentally said Achmed's name. The whole crowd went silent, then 'oooooooo!' I don't think anyone knew what was going to happen. Jeff went really red in the face. The camera then went to some of the guards to see what their reaction was going to be. Thankfully nothing happened.

@sanisacse6577

2 жыл бұрын

Hi where can I see the full video?

@waynemitchell1076

2 жыл бұрын

@@sanisacse6577hi Alfredo. If you search Jeff Dunham all over the map, it'll be there somewhere. Sorry I couldn't be more specific.

@jelleluyten5017

Жыл бұрын

To be fair if they had tried to step in the court of public opinion would have gotten the sentencing through in 0.6 seconds

@nationfirst3478

Жыл бұрын

Dude.. He is u. S. If any other country does it.. U. S would be the first one condemning it.. (This is not about the show, sorry.. )

@waynemitchell1076

Жыл бұрын

@@nationfirst3478 if any other country does what?

Malaysian police: "we'd arrest him if we had a cell big enough to accommodate Jeff's brass balls"

@comedianhaze1619

Жыл бұрын

That part!! They’d have to build another facility just to house those gigantic things 😂😂😂😂

Wow. The Malaysian audience is so gracious & pleasant. I'm starting to understand one of the reasons for its Worldwide popularity as a tourist destination. 🌏😎

@Gfriend_Buddy99

Жыл бұрын

If I has to explain about Malaysia... It's came down to we proud of our food, we hate our shitty government and we love to fight with our neighbouring countries... 😁

@scottdoesntmatter4409

Жыл бұрын

Be careful if you bring a woman to Malaysia. It's a Muslim nation.

@kinggooktheautistickingewg788

Жыл бұрын

@@Gfriend_Buddy99 And you secretly dig drugs. So many drugs in kuala lumpur. Not even joking. I mean for us tourists we ONLY get 20 years hard backbreaking labor as punishment when caught. Which is better than loosing your head I suppose. But might as well be a death sentence as the hard labor will more than likely kill you.

@nathanparry8315

Жыл бұрын

@@Gfriend_Buddy99 I put on so much weight in the 4 years I lived in Malaysia. The food is soooooo damn good. I was there during the election that ousted Najib. An interesting time for sure. Such a great country.

@ocean445

Жыл бұрын

I'm proud of it

Dude it's already hard speaking other languages, try doing it while controlling a dummy and mouth half closed. Truly talented and skilled

Well done, that he brings "Jaque" up anyway. 😉😉

Qui Qui! You don't know Jack Shit! Being part French Canadian this shit makes me crack up every time.😂

@absantialthehybrid7052

2 жыл бұрын

Same here french canadian and proud also true this was funny to watch

@moniquerobinson5206

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JoeNarbaiz

2 ай бұрын

Oui, oui! 🤔😉😀😃

I just love it whenever someone disguises themselves by giving themselves a mustache. XD Also thank you Jeff for standing up for free speech!

Love achmed he is so funny

@ladyofthecreek279

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite character

He does an excellent job of tailoring the show for local conditions.

Lmao . Well played 😂

I love how he put the barrette on top of the turban!

Still wonder how he got away with that move

i always appreciate more than anything when i knew someone getting roasted and they laugh their a*s off.

@queva3062

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂merde.....

when you see these vids they're like alive and can speak for themselves

That's talent.

This was Just brilliant. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I am being a fan of achmed day by day😁😁😁😁

i love that even Jeff and "Jaque" know how shitty the weather here in malaysia is

Achemd is amazing 👏 I love him ❤️

@wongjoman1227

Жыл бұрын

It's not achmet it's jackmet

I just watched this on Netflix and wanted a way to say, "That took balls, Jeff! Way to fight censorship!" Especially with military in the same room watching you. Lots on the line. Wow. 👏 👏 👏

@John_Lyle

8 ай бұрын

I would bet good money that the military in that room were more than happy to be "deceived" by "Jack Shit", and when asked whether rhere were any infractions their reply would be "Jack Shit"

The audience laughs and has fun. Sweet. Good Times 👍

He is a king of ventroloquist awsum 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Now that's dedication and commitment to his fans. I mean, not only risking getting in trouble by the Malaysian government, but also having to reconfigure Achmed's... I'm sorry.....Jaques's lines to make them sound French and other things too.

Jeff and company, LOL! You'll never stop amazing me. That was a GOOD one!

Comical way to mix things up! I was entertained so much that I felt a bit of disappointment when I realised how short the clip was. Haha! Thanks for sharing online! Blessings

way to stick it to them ! So the majority love him knowing FULL well who he is.

Jeff just pushed that boundary off the cliff 😳. Welcome, little French guy.

Achmed is not allowed no worries here comes jach 🤣🤣

And he did it on the spur of the moment. W the French dialogue 🌹🌹🤣😅💖

What a freaking legend

I would've loved to be a fly on the wall at the Malaisyan Ministry of Arts and History and Culture as they were no doubt surveying this performance, and see the look on their face as Jeff went "However..."

I don't understand much English but I love this guy's show and his all popets characters, especially Achmed.

Excellent! Greetings from France!

The Crowd knew exactly who it was when Jeff said" How ever his brother......is here"

Best Diplomat in US State.

Dun-Ham you are the Best there is !!!!!👍👍😀

Jeff has his head still on lol

Loved this !!!

3:25 It was Achmed all along!

It's so funny that real people don't get offended at jokes because they are not fucking stupid. But governments do.

A day can not pass without watching Achmed,,,,, my hat off for Jeff

This shows that ppl are not as easily offended as our media & politicians want us to be.

@chriskay1449

Жыл бұрын

It wasn't the media he was worried about offending. It was the government.

He only had a couple hours to rehearse this. Say what you want about Jeff, but coming up with a joke is intricate as that "Jack Shit" bit in that frame of time is genuinely impressive.

Archmed é Amável!!!!🧠✍✍🧠✍✍✍🧠✍✍🧠✍🧠✍🧠✍🧠✍🧠👏👏👏👏👏👏😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😅😂😆😂😁😂😄😂💟💚💛💙💚💙💚😆✍😆😀😆😁😅🧠💙💛💚😀😊❤😊💝😅🥰💘🎤🎹😅

You are terrific, the only Comedy I watch, your the best. ❤️❤️💕💕🙏🙏

@sayhi2kojo1

2 жыл бұрын

U must be trans

Love this. Funny as heck

I just love Achmed his so funny😄😃😀❤💋

@eddierobinson5082

Жыл бұрын

Who?

As Egyptian Arab and as Muslim, I love akhmed , We know he's Kaeding, we have good sport ,we respect all religions all cultures .

They claps and laugh to think that thay can understand the English jokes!🤣🤣🤣

@queva3062

6 ай бұрын

You're not the only one genius, don't underestimate others😂😂😂😂 merda, aixo mateix!!

AAhhh. ..! SILENCE!!"

@roxanneweichinger9318

2 жыл бұрын

“I keel you!!”

Awesome Jeff dunham

See why cant they allow Achmed. Just think. Achmed you nailed it

Swearing in French is like wiping your ass with silk.

I fucking love Jeff Dunham

I love Jeff

You know, normally I would think a puppet show or ventriloquist's act would be dumb but this guy is something else. From what I have heard, there's a ventriloquist competition every year and they had to ban him from competing because everyone else was too intimidated to go up against him. (seriously) You wouldn't think that you could reach that level of success with this type of thing but.... well there you go. I hope he's a millionaire, he deserves it.

@spaus65

Жыл бұрын

Yeah he has about 140 millions....

@hummingbird275

7 ай бұрын

$ 140 million net worth 2 years ago.

The funniest intro ever :D

His strong Password: INFIDEL !!! 😂😂😂

I love your showes all of them great job but more ahhhmet lol please

i love jeff

love it give the people what they want no matter what.

Ya, he got around that! Super

I now know to say _"sh*t"_ in French...😊

@queva3062

6 ай бұрын

Don't worry, spit it out!! Merde😂😂😂.

Magnifique!

This was hilarious, also nice adding the french accent.

It’s coming back to me now

The weather here is BULLSHIT! 🤣🤣🤣

Achmed is going undercover.. "so achmed..what is favourite msian food"..×oooppss...kumbaya......😅🤣

Hilarious and brilliant!

Truly beautiful

Good job on maintaining the content with only changing the name. Still funny without offending anyone.

Freedom of speech I love it

@marshamariner7897

Жыл бұрын

Mayb so...but mayb 🚫🚫 in Malaysia 🇺🇸🌹💖🦋 it took NERVE 🌹

God bless you Jeff !! You are the best!

Silence!! Je tou tou !!😂😂😂

He was coming to my city and I had tickets. Then the pandemic hit we got locked down and the show was canceled. So KZread is has close as I get for now.

@wesmcinerny4524

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe he'll come back to your City soon now with the pandemic ending.

Atta boy Jeff!

Funny guy. I wanna drink beer 🍻 with this guy