Achmed The Dead Terrorist | Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map
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Achmed, aka Jaques Merde, visits England, Scotland, Israel (Uh-Oh), and Malaysia, in this clip from my 2014 special "All Over the Map."
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His reaction when Jeff says "we're in Israel" and Achmed was like "...whAt!?". PRICELESS!
@scout_princess
2 жыл бұрын
Ah...well, I’m already die, so what the hell!
@mikey980610
2 жыл бұрын
1:50 priceless
@Ahlem_DMC
2 жыл бұрын
Love from Israel, to everyone
@danielclaw
2 жыл бұрын
At least he already died! hahaha
I DIDNT DO IT, I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS SH*T! " that fckin killed me XD
@MrJlee93
7 жыл бұрын
"Bagpipes have existed since the 14th century" "that is probably around that when the murder rate went up." DEEE DEEE DEEEE DE DEEE DEE-BOOM
@skulllight0
7 жыл бұрын
Giatsu Akenori Scotland is my favorite part
@denisechelseapereyra4073
7 жыл бұрын
Mrjlee93 hg
"i went to where they have all those useless wax figures" "ah the wax museum" "no no pariliament!" totally accurate especially today
@bornagainliars7556
4 жыл бұрын
Priceless!
@ToaCody1
4 жыл бұрын
@@bornagainliars7556 I think you mean "timeless".
@RRaptor86
4 жыл бұрын
I’d want Jeff and Achmed go back to Washington, DC and see where all of useless wax figures are. I’m not talking about a wax museum, I’m talking about Congress.
@trungduyle4192
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, exellent joke....
@skullreaper8115
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂💔
I'm from Israel and i was at that show. I couldn't breathe when achmed was on stage. Jeff actually took achmed to Jerusalem and took photos of them with israli police
@TheEldad669
Жыл бұрын
מצחיקים אותי אלה בתגובות שאומרים שהוא היה צריך אומץ רב כדי להופיע עם אחמד כאילו אנחנו כמוהם נפגעים מכל דבר
@ghazilakhal9588
Жыл бұрын
shut up trash
@HAJSENBURG
Жыл бұрын
i didnt know he was there but "what with all the jews" and his 👀 killed me in very beginning of the show 😂😂😂
@beanstalk842
Жыл бұрын
Yes you are, youre isreali
@monique4540
4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
"well I'm already dead, what the hell"
@theGobFather17
8 жыл бұрын
Can I get a t shirt with that on it somehow?
@luciddream4584
8 жыл бұрын
+Rebecca Turner on tee spring I think you can make your own shirt
@brandonmoser477
7 жыл бұрын
Avel Linklater cool
@leandrobisio7950
6 жыл бұрын
Avel Linklater -
@kwardwolf0914
6 жыл бұрын
whatwouldsatandokill
"well.. Im already dead, What the Hell.." Damn LOL
"what's with all the jews?!" I lost it LOL
@lukeWiz44
4 жыл бұрын
Well ya better find it
@Enterprise-D666
3 жыл бұрын
(Laughs) That’s so funny. Yeah, okay, Israel. (Laughs) Yeah, that’s really funny, we’re...What?
@HLHReviews
3 жыл бұрын
@@Enterprise-D666 We’re in Tel Aviv.
@Enterprise-D666
3 жыл бұрын
@@HLHReviews (Starts panicking) As in Israeli army? Holy shit. Well what the hell, I’m dead anyway.
@DravensWolves
3 жыл бұрын
I want to see the whole show
“DO NOT SPIT ON MY FACE, YOU UGLY AMERICAN!” Dead I’m literally dying bc of that line 😂😂
@skullreaper8115
3 жыл бұрын
Common line dat one
“You call it an X-ray, I call it a selfie”
The balls to bring Achmed to Tel aviv, and the first thing he says is "What's with all the jews?"
@Heavenly-Drakian
4 жыл бұрын
to be fair, each of his puppets takes jabs at various cultures including the USA itself with walter
@janaki2387
4 жыл бұрын
They're just for entertainment So u should just consider it as that
@ShadowFoxSF
4 жыл бұрын
@@Heavenly-Drakian Walter is old people Bubba J is the US in general. I'm looking forward to his millennial puppet.
@Heavenly-Drakian
4 жыл бұрын
@@ShadowFoxSF let's all be honest, what we have all been really waiting for is for him to make a puppet of walters wife
@urafaget5202
4 жыл бұрын
Achmed makes fun of muslim extremists, I can't think of a better audience for that than Israel.
1:50 the most real "what?" I've ever felt from a puppet 😂
Pretty interesting how Malaysia didn’t allow Achmed while everyone in the audience wanted him included
@kaeganmccaleb5290
4 жыл бұрын
Because the Malaysian government are apparently a bunch of snowflakes who can't seem to take jokes...
@justind5183
4 жыл бұрын
Correct me if I'm wrong but from what I've noticed Israel and Malaysia both practice the same if not similar religion and yet Israel still let Achmed be in the show
@mostar1219
4 жыл бұрын
@@justind5183 and yet only one of them required Achmed becoming Jaques Shit
@razlanzone5388
4 жыл бұрын
Malaysian goverment is??
@babb3rs
4 жыл бұрын
Jeff accidentally said Achmed and the audience kinda laughed at it.
keep forgetting achmed isn't a real person
@greninjastorm6734
7 жыл бұрын
Achmed appeared in his own animated special,and now I wonder if Jeff did the Achmed voice or if Achmed voiced himself. XD
@-themeepqueen3984
7 жыл бұрын
ooh u don't say
@kendroprinceofthenight3468
6 жыл бұрын
Isaiah H im dead yoy idiot!
@user-mg7rv3by5k
5 жыл бұрын
Isaiah H omg same
@TheHansolo426
5 жыл бұрын
So👏🏻is👏🏻the👏🏻rest👏🏻of👏🏻the👏🏻guys👏🏻in👏🏻the👏🏻box👏🏻
The Malaysian government and that religious leader must've been pissed at how easily Jeff got around that ban on Achmed.
@dapablo3498
8 жыл бұрын
As a muslim malaysian i was pissed how stupid is the goverment like dude the let achmed do the act in abu dhabi.Thanks to a dumbass.
@stevenchoza6391
8 жыл бұрын
Nexus 97 That was stupid...
@natemcdermott2967
8 жыл бұрын
+Nexus 97 triggered
@BenjaminWirtz
7 жыл бұрын
I was wondering what he was going to do with Achmed in a Muslim country.
@maggiemccauslin1084
7 жыл бұрын
oh no it's a butt hurt person
His racism is _SO_ funny! Mr. Dunham, you are making comedy great again!
I wonder how pissed the Malaysian government was that Jeff had found a loop hole in the agreement they had and manege to bring Achmed with him?
@jimreily7538
4 жыл бұрын
I'm sure they didn't care. He is Jeff Dunham. He's not a revolutionary. He's Jeff Dunham. He spends 90 minutes talking to himself and takes in a quarter million dollars. Good money if you can get it
@SonnyBubba
3 жыл бұрын
It wasn’t a loophole, it was a negotiated settlement.
@Snoflakes_1
2 жыл бұрын
I thought I heard he's no loger allowed to perform there now but that's probably just a rumor
I thought French was the language of love "Oui, and I LOVE to talk shit" XD
@nightinggale1168
8 жыл бұрын
I love to blow up shit *
@ahmadirsyadadli
8 жыл бұрын
Rafi udang Thanks lol
@bellaplays9885
6 жыл бұрын
Blow up $#!+
@astudemardeflu2144
5 жыл бұрын
Icad Adli .
@Persona1996
5 жыл бұрын
Irsyad Adli it’s also the language of ‘we’re not gonna help the US win their Independence against a Country we really hate unless they win a major battle’
Holy shit, the guts to perform in Israel and start with "what's with all the jews?".
@kanda1092
8 жыл бұрын
+willprogresivo oh thats because they're for a dead terrorist, it was in Malaysia where he had more issues cause of religious reasons, because of this, jeff had to make obvious changes for achmed. and by accident he made a small violation. of course with him being in the united states, it went better than expected
@BasilBonehead
8 жыл бұрын
+kanda what was the violation? You weren't specific on the Malaysia violation jeff made
@kanda1092
8 жыл бұрын
Basil Bonehead stated in the dvd, he was asked to avoid saying the named achmed. but while he was reading question cards, he said the name by accident
@Jarock316
8 жыл бұрын
+Basil Bonehead The Malaysia Ministry of Culture & Arts thought Achmed was too offensive to Muslims, and if its considered offensive by them, they are not to be used.
@GarySmith-bt7od
8 жыл бұрын
+Jarock316 well my name is gary and how many times is that used on the telly whats the difference you have no choice thats life
"Francee is always hot, hot, hot, hot! Like a desert hot. Yes, you have been there before. There are pyramids, sands." Clearly shows he is not really French. He is an Arab, with a short term memory loss. The genius of Jeff Dunham!
@Plusle843
3 жыл бұрын
Or maybe not memory loss, but tries to play as being French, and just doesn't know jack shit about France. X)
@amifeeth
3 жыл бұрын
@@Plusle843 you mean Jaques Shit
@Plusle843
3 жыл бұрын
@@amifeeth His name is Jaques Merde, not Jaques Shit. Apparently you don't know jack shit too. X)
@chrismaguire3667
2 жыл бұрын
Well, the French had the Foreign Legion in certain North African countries, and Napoleon did invade Egypt... Think Achmed was channelling a 'past-life' experience there?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jeff Dunham is the greatest ventriloquist of the century.
@coltmills730
4 жыл бұрын
Of all time bro
@russellcrawley2110
3 жыл бұрын
I think he's the ONLY ventriloquist of the century.
I'm French and find Jacques Merde hilarious! Thank you for all this laugh Monsieur Dunham.
@cloverharvest1145
7 жыл бұрын
Vinatus SILLENCE JE TE TOU
@heyitzsierralynn3390
7 жыл бұрын
Vinatus U DON'T KNOW JACQUES SHIT
@KubatheChangeling
5 жыл бұрын
I'm glad that you like Jack Shit. Because I like Jack Shit as well. X3
@smc1942
3 жыл бұрын
Vive Jacques Merde! (Damn auto correct keeps changing my Vive! to give.)
@AM-jw7kf
Жыл бұрын
I'm also french and not only Jacques was hilarious but Achmed was incredible too !
Achmed in Israel... Hilarious.
@ajikhan4937
8 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@yassinesaffi8732
8 жыл бұрын
Israel is not a country it's just an occupation of the Palestinians land #Free_Palestine
@210daved1
8 жыл бұрын
+Yassine Saffi last I saw palistine isnt a country either
@kokainkalle
8 жыл бұрын
+Yassine Saffi I call that bullshit. Do you even know what a country means? Also there are no Palestina land ...
@hayderakif
8 жыл бұрын
i want to see that show
Taking achmed home to Israel was a ballsy move
I've lost count how many times has Achmed told Jeff, "I'll keel you!" And Jeff is so alive and well.
@stefs3460
Жыл бұрын
Well Achmed isn't the most skilled terrorist 😂
@spencergsmith
10 ай бұрын
To be fair, Achmed is a poor terrorist. That’s why he blew himself up in 4 seconds 😂
Achmed: **wide eyes** I DIDNT DO IT, I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS SH*T!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@haleighcrawley7713
6 жыл бұрын
Haleigh: of course you didn’t do it, you were so busy with your training. *hugs the Dead Terrorist*
@wokinmale4184
6 жыл бұрын
Subject Delta that was funny
@3:32: "Do Not Spit on my face you ugly American" comedy gold right there lol XD!
@kendroprinceofthenight3468
6 жыл бұрын
Rob Mitchell thank you!!
@bigh7136
4 жыл бұрын
Rob Mitchell “you don’t know jack shit”.
I love Achmed. “... well I’m already dead so what the hell”
1:49 It's moments like these where the acting is so good it truly feels like they're alive and are genuinely worried. Also this is my favourite Achmed moment.
I wonder if Achmed was banned from Malaysia some time ago and that's why he decided to dress up as a French guy. 😆
@retnavybrat
7 жыл бұрын
There's a bit in the full special in which some Malaysian government agency that regulates entertainment told Jeff almost at the last minute before performing that Achmed wasn't allowed. I don't remember the bureaucratic reason given, but I think it was because things that make fun of Islam aren't allowed.
@jaxman682
7 жыл бұрын
Yeah it was something about religious views that Achmed wasn't allowed, like he was taken to a very important person who asked him not have Achmed. So Jeff was like "Well when I say that I can't have Achmed they're going to boo me, it won't be directed at me it's going to be directed at the people who made the decision." and also was like "They have Achmed on the poster, how can I show up without him?" plus they have youtube in Malaysia so a lot of people had already watched his Achmed bits, so he was like what the crowd wants they'll get even if I have to go through a loophole.
@atticusshadowmore3263
7 жыл бұрын
Yes actualy
@phile1832
7 жыл бұрын
Wasn't Achmed a catholic in one video lol
@davidpurvis2485
7 жыл бұрын
Gassy Goddess its a puppet it's just a laugh
"It's not always hot in france?" "No" "Fuck. OKAY" xD
Jeff: Bagpipes have existed in Scotland since the 14th century. Achmed: That's probably about the time the murder rate went up.
@TJKgoclones
2 жыл бұрын
Love that part
Amazing, look at that, he made jokes about Parliament, Jews, and Scottish culture, and everybody laughed instead of going into crybaby mode.
@aa-uz5gv
3 жыл бұрын
Because these people actually have a sense of humor. Unlike the leftist snowflakes on twitter.
@twanhams2635
3 жыл бұрын
And five years ago the humour was much more 'offensive', just look at filthy Frank, maxmofoe and all other KZreadrs from 5 years ago. they would've been cancelled before you can say snowflakes.
@carolcalf2032
3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. People seem to have lost their sense of humour
@rileywagner5788
3 жыл бұрын
@@aa-uz5gv Yes... Cuz the 6 foot tall pumpkin that got upset cuz some people in tik tok made fun of him isn't a snowflake... There are bitches on both ends of the political spectrum.
@yoholup19
3 жыл бұрын
I mean its because they are funny I've met funny people who do offensive jokes about my culture its hilarious when they aren't funny they should stop
I'm half French, so the Malaysian segment completely killed me!!!! GOD, I'm nearly crying!!
@LchanOtakudom
7 жыл бұрын
Only nearly crying?! You better watch it again and cry this time! (I think I watch too much of Peanut)
@robmitchell7570
7 жыл бұрын
You're rational and open minded person. I like that!
@zabouclaoue2092
7 жыл бұрын
You've got good taste! Besides, anyone who doesn't like Jeff Dunham and Achmed needs their head examined ;)
@wildicecream4911
6 жыл бұрын
I'm half french to so it was funny af!!
@jesusamaya8545
6 жыл бұрын
Zabou Claoue Is it OT in france? 😂😂
Jeff: "Dear Achmed..." Jacques:...It was nice knowing you! Kumbaya...
@kendroprinceofthenight3468
6 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Sim: Magic ..
@haleighcrawley7713
6 жыл бұрын
Haleigh: whoever wrote his name is gonna f**king pay for this! Dx
@kels-chan5660
5 жыл бұрын
Jacques: "When the show is done, RUN!"
I liked how scared Achmed got in Israel.
JEFF DUNHAM is a genius. Seriously.💪
I love Achmed's French name.
@Codex_0613
7 жыл бұрын
it's Jacques
@jamiemaster101
7 жыл бұрын
which translates to jack shit
@keithh9025
7 жыл бұрын
Justine Mcgraw does anyone agree at that part he looked like hitler?
@davincent98
6 жыл бұрын
Jacques Merde
@JacquesDufrene
6 жыл бұрын
yall dont know Jacques Merde
"I got to see the useless wax figures." "Madame Tussauds?" "No, parliament." lol
3:26 I love how he makes himself laugh and immediately recovers with Achmed
Achmed talking in French is funny as hell.
@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1
Ай бұрын
3:09 😂😂
the Israel part is hilarious 😂😂😂
@aristhelynranalan2161
2 жыл бұрын
me too my favorite part
You mean as in... Israeli Army?.... Holy crap....
@comettamer
5 жыл бұрын
Well...im already dead, what the hell?
@Persona1996
5 жыл бұрын
Tom The Cat it’s funny how he got into Israel but not Malaysia
@brianjohnson9804
5 жыл бұрын
Well I’m already dead so what the hell
@michaelheath2866
5 жыл бұрын
@@Persona1996 Well actually the Jews would not be offended since you know...They like dead terrorists. It's funny that Arabians had no trouble at all. Jeff brought Achmed to the Middle East and they all died (metaphorically). You should look up Gabriel Iglesias, he has a funny story from his time in Saudi Arabia that mentions it, I died (metaphorically).
@Persona1996
5 жыл бұрын
Michael Heath ok. I just thought because of the 6 days war and the hatred between Muslims and Jews he wouldn’t be aloud. I also didn’t know Malaysia was a Muslim Country. I thought it would be Christian because of the British occupation for nearly 200 years
Ok, as a French, the "Silence ! Je te tue !" in the french bit killed me XD
"you call it an x-ray, i call it a selfie" im friggin done! jeff dunhamm is the best comedian/ventriloquist to ever exist
This guy, Jeff, is unbelievable and so entertaining in a lost and dying world.
@-themeepqueen3984
7 жыл бұрын
drama mama queen
"So you strongly agree?" "No! I have to go Wee Wee!"
"My name is Jaques Merde" Perfect.
Absolutely love Achmed!!
Achmed gets a laugh in Israel? Jeff Dunham is a fucking genius...
I truly appreciate Jeff and his amazing humor. Walter and Ackmed have really made me laugh til I cried. Thank you, Jeff Dunham!
0:59 the boom sound was hilarious 😂
I love how most people dont realise that it's Jeffs reactions that make you laugh more. When he laughs it makes you think that he's actually talking to someone real and they made him laugh.
The 'Jachmed' issue in Malaysia was due to some government officials that banned Achmed for the stupid reason of 'offending' Malaysian. It's stupid really because fans of Jeff are well aware of Achmed and had no problem of it. Sometime the government are just so idiotic that it's embarrassing. Like they like to make issues out a non existent molehill. Sheeesh... BTW, I'm Malaysian.
@DHWOW
8 жыл бұрын
+Jedaqia Angel Thx for the info. Was wondering why Acmed dress like a french in Malaysia.
@terrymcginnis4633
6 жыл бұрын
they know its just a puppet -.-
@SuperBuildsInMC
5 жыл бұрын
Jacque merde**
@julianreyes2849
4 жыл бұрын
Omg same 😂
@aldrinebelayong255
4 жыл бұрын
@Freda Childress hi freda. Just to let you know, most of malaysian in the peninsula malaysia is muslim. 60%(maybe more) of malaysian are muslim. I'm from malaysia, and im not muslim.
Jeff: Scotland is the murder capital of Europe. Achmed: I DIDN'T DO IT!
@leociresi4292
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:16 anybody heard “Bonjour, American Pig”?
0:40 "I DIDN'T DO IT! I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS S***!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He accidentally said achmed while he was in Malaysia. He must've thought "oh shit" when he said that.
@greninjastorm6734
7 жыл бұрын
"When ze show is done, RUN!"
@matthewadair4507
7 жыл бұрын
Bruno Sousa the Malaysian ministry called him up and said that achmed was offensive. Jeff couldn't show the puppet or say his name.
@matthewadair4507
7 жыл бұрын
Bruno Sousa Malaysia is a Muslim country
@marionponcet209
7 жыл бұрын
I think we saw the same video but I can't find it any more. Maybe you have the link somewhere? :)
@justaclasher1634
7 жыл бұрын
Marion Sth search google (jeff dunham all over the map)
Jaque Merde..... Jack shit. I saw what you did there...
@theonlykikohero
8 жыл бұрын
+Tesseract YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SHIT
@logannottheonefrommarvel9917
8 жыл бұрын
+Nathaniel Thompson "Jaquemed"
Grandpa was telling me how funny Achmed is and he was right!
As a French myself, I couldn't stop laughing with the part in Malaysia!
You call it an xray i call it a selfie. Amazing.
I am from Paris, 🗼 France, and I am amazed that Jeff's French accent is flawless, sounds pretty much like a native to me! Chapeau! Also Jacques Merde is crazy funny. 🤣 Merci for the laughs!🗼🏴☠ 💋.
It’s funny how Jeff tried to compose himself with his own jokes 😂🤣😂😂🤣 (with achmed voice)
2:43 "My name is Jack Shit" lol
Jacques Merde for life!
Omg the Malaysia skit had me rollin'
Making people laugh (genuine laughter and happiness) are amongst the most important and fulfilling things you can do in your life! It unfortunately doesn’t fix everything or always remain for long durations, but literally just making someone crack-a-smile can be an enormous benefit to that person!
clearly Malaysians can't take a joke ..when even Islamic Arabs welcome Achmed and just laugh at his sentiments/ jokes.
@teamvlcn6820
3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it was the government that wanted to restrict Achmed. The Malaysian people clearly had a blast with his brother.
@roannesarabia657
3 жыл бұрын
@@teamvlcn6820 are you telling me your government is stupid?
@teamvlcn6820
3 жыл бұрын
@@roannesarabia657 All governments are stupid in some respect.
@roannesarabia657
3 жыл бұрын
@@teamvlcn6820 oh ok
@justsomeone1757
3 жыл бұрын
Uhh the official religion in Malaysia is Islam so it is also a Muslim country lol
I do hope to see Jeff make it to Cheyenne one day. "Oui oui!" "So you strongly agree?" "No, i have to go wee wee!"
I love ho he could say fuck, but shit was censored at the end XD
@AHHHHHHHHHHHHl
8 жыл бұрын
Shit was censored but jack shit wasn't.
@greninjastorm6734
7 жыл бұрын
On the TV, they censored "Jaques'" last name, but not on KZread. Hearing it now, I really didn't know his last name translated to "shit" in English until watching this.
@JurianvanderTol
7 жыл бұрын
Also, if you pronounce Jacques Merde fast, it sounds a little like Achmed.
@thevirgonerd6885
7 жыл бұрын
I realized that too!
4:04 Me during a French test
The Israeli’s really enjoyed him, just goes to show comedy brings everyone together
@ars5047
4 жыл бұрын
Occupiers have the right to laugh too...isn't it?
@sammyn9345
3 жыл бұрын
@@ars5047 There's no Palestine in history. Also, if peace is ever to exist, Hamas must be destroyed. They are the evil criminals...You are supporting terrorism and murder.. Shame on you..
@parkourperson28
2 жыл бұрын
@SultanGaming The jews had rights to the land as far back as the roman empire.. Judea it was called back then though. In todays world i've seen little to no actual evidence of expansion from Israel, their border hasn't changed in 30 years, where it shrank slightly in the north east. Obviously the occupation must be internal in the segregated sectors if at all ~ However the complete ignorance and stupidity of people like you is somewhat amazing to me - Not only are you defending a terrorist organization which uses civilians as human shields.. uses UN hospitals and residential buildings to stockpile weapons and launch indiscriminate rocket barrages at a civilian city killing children (which i'm confident goes against the geneva convention) BUT you also imagine that it's Israels fault? L M A O. Hamas, Iran and every other muslim country has the absolute intention of destroying israel or at least displacing the jews - iran's leader openly states intention to nuke them... And lets do some math on that regard. The jews have 1 country, israel. Muslims have 50 majority islamic countries, 30 have 90+% islamic majority and 10 have 99+%. Through mass persecution, intollerance and murder but that's an issue for another time, what's your plan for the jewish people and their holy land that was stolen from them over 2 thousand years ago?
I enjoy when Jeff cracks upat his own jokes. Makes believe he truly enjoys his work.
I love how this 14 year old girl told me this was racist yet the people of the Arab nations laughed harder than me
Achmed’s impression of the bagpipes cracks me up every time
What's with all the Jews?? LOL!!! 😂😂 I love the french part too OMG JEFF IS SO HILARIOUS!!!!! I'm dying!!!!😹😹😹
Achmed and Peanut, even Walter would make great dignitaries
He is a genius😂😂 i keep coming back to rewatch it. Also how he handled the problem in malaysia, very smooth😂😂😂
Many people laugh and you are the reason. Great job and God bless you man 💓. May you live long.
Damn Jeff can make people laugh around the world, talented comedian.
“ I Kilt you” followed by the high pitched “haha!” Killed me lol
"I am Jack shit?" That keeled me!
I adore Jaque!! That was hysterical😁...his moustache and accent..love love love him! Half the time I forget they are puppets...seem so real Jeff Dunham you are a genius...p.s. The Malaysia people were dying laughing...love you jeff❤
“It has been nice knowing you.” “When the show is done… *run.”* 😂😂😂
This shows everyone that if you truly, openly, intensely love doing something, you can make it your career.
Jeff Dunham would be a great guy to hang out with.
I just wished we could see the whole Achmed in Israel skit. I bet he was the favorite character there in Israel.
I just realized Jacque Merde sounds like Achmed, it’s not just a joke, it’s a pretty clever joke
@masonanimates6133
2 жыл бұрын
It also translates to "jack shit"
Every reactions he made is genuine can’t stop laughing 😂
Everyday I see achmeds videos again and again...Jeff please we need more episodes...I laugh a lot
Laughter makes the world go round or at least it should. Jacques Merde is my favorite part. I hope I am not the only one who thinks that Achmed and Jacques must meet. LOL
Isn't it fun that Jeff's little people can say anything, and they make people fall over laughing. 😂
@rhondahofman5316
Жыл бұрын
I agree with you.
2:36 Must point out that Jeff can perform in French (well), and that the Malay audience is educated enough to know enough French to understand the jokes in a 2nd language.
Jeff: I thought France was the language of love Achmed: wee wee i love to blow up shit That's funny as hell 😂😂😂😂😂
I love how Jacque is just Achmed in disguise to get around censorship and heavily imply it's Achmed
"I'm Jacques Merde" omg I laugh so hard, greetings from France 😘
Jeff showing his skill keeping stereotypes funny, even to the people hes making jokes about. True professional.
Achmed: You call it X-ray, I call it selfie 😂😂😂
When Achmed--I mean Jacque started singing Kumbaya when Jeff mentioned his real name, i Lost it!
Im french and i love your humour 🤣