Not only is Jeff a great ventriloquist, he is also very clever with the dialog & the puppet's mannerisms. He also makes his own puppets.

@Kellietruj

3 жыл бұрын

Marc Sonnenberg agreed

@joanies6778

3 жыл бұрын

Quick wit when he interacts with audience members. An overall great comedian and unusually creative ventriloquist.

@riniadam2080

3 жыл бұрын

Achmedina is my fave 😂

@khia9342

3 жыл бұрын

The video's are really funny.xx

@BR21490

2 жыл бұрын

The american Sasori

" i used to be a suicide bomber, now I'm a suicide bombshell! " LOL

@CeaseCrismon

8 жыл бұрын

I didn't really get that joke...

@phoenyx6782

4 жыл бұрын

Diabolik brand momma That pfp tho

@harlowitter3060

4 жыл бұрын

He protegg He attagg But most importantly He QUEEN OF DRAGG

@lauramaccready7709

Жыл бұрын

Classic & Hilarious

@iceluvndiva21

Жыл бұрын

Few skeletons can rock a fushia dress and blonde wig but he does a great job

"EAT YOUR HEART OUT ANGELINAAAAAAA!"

@kanjigodomo9696

4 жыл бұрын

"Seriously, eat something, anything, a f@#&ing sandwich, whatever."

@ellnats

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously, eat something, anything, a fucking sandwich, whatever

@RandiTheMarioFan64

4 жыл бұрын

So what size dress is that?

@ellnats

4 жыл бұрын

@@RandiTheMarioFan64 *gasp* you never ask a woman that

@RandiTheMarioFan64

4 жыл бұрын

@@ellnats but you know I'm not a size 0

"Do you like my hoochers?" "You mean hooters." "You can call them anything you want!" I just about lost it there! That was soooo funny!!

@F5_cena

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget jeff can make them talk if he wanted to

@iceluvndiva21

Жыл бұрын

OK that one was priceless

@Julzxz17

Жыл бұрын

You just have to buy me dinner first 🤭

@florence1963

Жыл бұрын

That figures ???

@florence1963

Жыл бұрын

Jeff likes all of them maybe loves them too? I'm just a side hill hillbilly who knows!!...

"Do you dress like this often?" "No. Only when I want free drinks. AM I RIGHT, LADIES?"

@spoopyghost9387

5 жыл бұрын

AM I RIGHT LADIES

@ninashirloo6003

5 жыл бұрын

Totally lol

@panserspikes6011

5 жыл бұрын

And some morons pay these skanks drinks 😂

@terrygassner9805

4 жыл бұрын

Free la dmi es as well

@terrygassner9805

4 жыл бұрын

@@panserspikes6011 some?

"The last time I had this much plastic on my chest..." Brilliant line. Much Laughter.

@circleancopan7748

Жыл бұрын

Suicide vests were mostly made of plastic explosives, small pet bottles full of TNT and gunpowder. That is the main joke.

"Some say I look like a Victoria Secret Model!" "I know what their secret is" "What?" *"BLEGHHHH"*

@KC-ns5im

4 жыл бұрын

so accurate tho

@boyfangirl6321

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it.

@birdwhoknowswhatsgood1483

3 жыл бұрын

@@boyfangirl6321 he means they vomit alit to keep their figure

@mamahuevo16

3 жыл бұрын

Damn the dark truth

@mccryptovn

3 жыл бұрын

i dont get this joke...anyone tell me?

So Jeffrey, do you like my hoochers? Jeff: That's Hooters Achmed: You can call them whatever you want, you just have to buy me dinner first 😄

@milasmommy5022

4 жыл бұрын

OMGOODNESS, a faux pas, I meant to say Achmedina 😄

@MattKearneyFan1

2 жыл бұрын

Hey. My eyes are up here

@milasmommy5022

2 жыл бұрын

@@MattKearneyFan1 Ohhh hahahahahahahahahaha 😆😆😆

"Am I right ladies?" - Everyone cheers and then realises that Jeff is the one talking. XD

@RobbyStarr

7 жыл бұрын

nooo) just don't think about that, this is not right, and you are one of them who love to unmask the magicians. Pity you. I think Jeff made it good)

@rickbrim1589

5 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@solveigdiriksdottir2689

5 жыл бұрын

1:50 put a time stamp

@dhanaappalsamy3344

5 жыл бұрын

@BunnY x sdecf😉😇😡😃😴😁😢

@patsweety

5 жыл бұрын

Didnt realise until I read ur comment😂. Bcoz Jeff is his best..love him

2:28 "The last time I had this much plastic on my chest, it exploded." LMAO

@DustinZilbauer35

8 жыл бұрын

Danni Graywolf I loved that part!!

@subjectdelta4758

7 жыл бұрын

Danni Hayward " of course you can make them talk if you wanted to"

@rileyspeedy15

7 жыл бұрын

Dustin Zilbauer lol

@rileyspeedy15

7 жыл бұрын

Dustin Zilbauer or I call it my terror cave...am I right ladies??

@lotuspettal4084

7 жыл бұрын

Dustin Zilbauer ikr it ws so funny

*When Achmed is talking about period stuff* 10 year old me not understanding it: wat Me now: PREACH!

2:50 HEY!!! My eyes are up here! My hoochers do not talk.

@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1

Жыл бұрын

All guys can relate including myself!😅😆

I feel like right after he says "don't touch me!", "I KILL YOU!" could have been inserted. Lol

@ketchocolate

6 жыл бұрын

Scratchcat Power I thought he was gonna yell that to XD

@cathymonk8784

6 жыл бұрын

Na

@jjjlove2260

5 жыл бұрын

Scratchcat Power I expected it!

@AceripXF

5 жыл бұрын

yasss lol

@Kurachi84

4 жыл бұрын

ladies don't say that :P

I can't stop re-watching this it's so funny!😂😂😂😂😂

@xxxblitzing_rusherxxx4160

7 жыл бұрын

Raina Merchant IKR I watched it like 26 times

@trapped5074

7 жыл бұрын

Raina Merchant not

@lizholmes8983

7 жыл бұрын

Raina Merchant I love watching all videos

@arielshenk2325

7 жыл бұрын

😘😉😚

@alaurahiggins9328

7 жыл бұрын

Raina Merchant this is so funny 😂😂😂

"Achmedina: He-yyy my eyes are up here. My huders do not talk,, Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@glendirienzo1365

4 жыл бұрын

*Hooters

@ellnats

3 жыл бұрын

"but of course you could make them talk if you wanted to couldn't you"

don't touch me...!!!!!😂😂😂😂

@aestourus.c4593

5 жыл бұрын

I DONT KNOW wel- DONT TOUCH ME!

@aestourus.c4593

5 жыл бұрын

And 1 time i was school and my friend was rocking back and forth and he dumped into me and i yelled DONT TOUCH ME!

@lazz717

5 жыл бұрын

@@aestourus.c4593 Thanks for sharing? Oh. Ya. I almost forgot...The one day at band camp...

@aestourus.c4593

5 жыл бұрын

@@lazz717 are you bulling me?

@maryammure5151

5 жыл бұрын

Hahhah he should have said I keel you lmao

i allways forgett that these puppets arent just controlled by jeff...:D

@Nightwolfendor

7 жыл бұрын

????????????????????????????

@GREMI1337

6 жыл бұрын

Marius Mika ofc they are haha even his voice.. Broo

@nuggetanimation7217

4 жыл бұрын

OMG SAME

@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991

4 жыл бұрын

... They’re not?

@rom_an.ia.

4 жыл бұрын

When i was a kid i thought they were alive and not controlled by jeff

"Yes the last time I had this much plastic on my chest it exploded."

@-spacedout--spacebound-7438

7 жыл бұрын

josh house 😂😂😂😂

@donedwards6249

7 жыл бұрын

Princess Squidgy kkjuiknhgy

@nesha9465

4 жыл бұрын

Love it 💖💛💖💛💖💛💖💛💖💛💖💛💖💛💖💛💖💛💖💖💛💖💛💖💛💖💛💖💛💖💖💛💖💛💖💛💖💖💛💖💛

" *Yes the Last Time i Had This much Plastic on My Chest ,It Exploded* " Oh Man I Laughed so Hard!!

Jeff's jokes make life so worth laughing 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂

"You could even make my voice come out of my va-jay-jay if you want to ^^ Or as I call it the 'terror cave'" Oh my god XD

@daniellehayward1122

8 жыл бұрын

+Your Malaysian Spycrab Jeff: oh I thought you said carrot cake!

@pyratewolf3689

8 жыл бұрын

+Danni Graywolf Achmed: "What the hell?! And now your looking for my frosting? OK, but it's sour cream based!"

@cringeygurl6840

6 жыл бұрын

And im a girl

@nickk7769

6 жыл бұрын

Icad Adli LOL!!!

@anniesdrawings6578

6 жыл бұрын

Icad Adli carrot cake? Okay but it's sour cream based!

"I thought you said carrot cake!" "WHAT THE HEELLLL?"

@thomasmccaghrey9888

5 жыл бұрын

What now you're looking for my frosting?!

@voicelessCoroner

5 жыл бұрын

Okayyy but it's Sour Cream Based!

@rickbrim1589

5 жыл бұрын

@@voicelessCoroner (people applauding)

@Tigerman1138

4 жыл бұрын

🥕 🍰

@cottony4dr

4 жыл бұрын

Samurai Sista666 (people disgusted

I actually have to remind myself constantly that the dolls aren't real. He's just incredible at giving each doll a distinct character.

Terror Cave...I lost it completely at that

"I know, EAT YOUR HEART OUT ANGELINA!!!" LOL

@BeeKee404

8 жыл бұрын

+CarlottaStudios "Seriously anything! A fucking sandwhich. Whatever!" XD

@CarlottaStudios

8 жыл бұрын

Kee Leicthle LOL

@syrenitylibby4773

8 жыл бұрын

ha ha

@Lina-zi8hi

7 жыл бұрын

CarlottaStudios My name is Angelina xD

@sineeyu

7 жыл бұрын

My English is not well I was thought he said "Eat your HotDog Angelina" 😂😂 Thank you lol.

I lost 200 pounds in .2 seconds

@justin2308

7 жыл бұрын

"Now I can eat whatever I want. Seriously, it goes right through me."

@onionsan5084

7 жыл бұрын

Zachary Chall-Hutchinson Because of my weight loss program...suicide bombing...

@zionfisher349

7 жыл бұрын

Zachary Chall-Hutchinson What?! Did you die is that how?! I'm guessing! *Lmaooo!!*

@douglasyoung5837

6 жыл бұрын

Bob segar

@douglasyoung5837

6 жыл бұрын

Play music

i love how jeff brings these guys to life, i absolutely adore achmed and peanut🤗❤

@IhaveMy0pinion

6 ай бұрын

Me too😂❤

"-DONT TOUCH MEH!"

When you scroll down to read the comments, and 80% of them are just quotes from the video...

@RedBoi1337

7 жыл бұрын

and the other 20% is people like YOU

@bubblegum2804

7 жыл бұрын

Tru

@danieloctavianus2295

7 жыл бұрын

Lol. Nice one dude

@316bkeb

7 жыл бұрын

Why do they even get likes in the first place?

@scott-michael812

7 жыл бұрын

The Ultimate Gamer I'd say that makes it a decent video. better than 80% arguing and bitching at each other

"So Jeffrey~" That fucking part. 😂

@edfarhat327

6 жыл бұрын

Toofie Redfox palistine Palestinian news

@edfarhat327

6 жыл бұрын

Palestinian news

@lewismcdonald985

2 жыл бұрын

"Well I used to be a suicide bomber now I'm a suicide *BoMbShElL* " XD

Achmed: "it is easy for me to play a women because after that accident my man junk never fully recovered"... 😂😂😂😂😂

@pattonramming1988

3 жыл бұрын

I should've worn a cup like Venus Williams I love that guy

"Well.. u look good." "No I don't, I feel fat. I have cramps. I'm going to cry!!" "What's wrong?" "I DONT KNOW!!!??" "DON'T TOUCH ME!!"🤣🤣🤦

@jalenyellowwolf9825

4 жыл бұрын

I think that's what they said.🤔

@RandiTheMarioFan64

3 жыл бұрын

Well that escalated quickly!

"Ok, but it's sour cream based" Drag Queen Achmedina is my new queen.

@thomashambly3718

6 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Holliday do you know Da wey my qween

@spruiellheidi9223

5 жыл бұрын

Bbq P7h honf

"You can call them whatever you want... You just have to buy me dinner first 😏"

@someonenamevalencia7527

7 жыл бұрын

lol its so funny

@emma87654

7 жыл бұрын

crafttehkatt I am right, ladies?

@lewismcdonald985

2 жыл бұрын

*ACHMED IS GaY CONFIRMED*

1:39 “DON’T TOUCH ME!!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

He missed a great joke opportunity...."Don't touch me" should have immediately been followed up with, "I Keel You!!"

"What's wrong?" "I don't know" 😂😂

@InvaderBizkit

6 жыл бұрын

Better than CNN "news"

@VioletGacha26

6 жыл бұрын

Thata literally me XD 😥

@devonwalter6053

5 жыл бұрын

Subject Delta DON’T TOUCH ME!!

@AmericanBoy-si9zg

5 жыл бұрын

PMS

Achmedina: i am now a Size 0 Jeff: how'd you get down to a Size 0? Achmedina: my weight loss program, Suicide Bombing Jeff: what? Achmedina: i lost 200 pounds in 0.2 seconds, now i can eat whatever i want, seriously it goes right through me

@subjectdelta4758

8 жыл бұрын

Give me a cheese burger and a bucket

@joecrouse2503

5 жыл бұрын

The funny thing is that size 0 is an actual size. Women's dress sizes make no fucking sense I know because I work in a distribution center and as a result I've closely examined many dresses looking for the fucking upc barcode

"What, you're now looking for my frosting? Okay but it's sour based" 😂😂😂😂 lavittt

“Do you dress like this often?” “No, only when I want free drinks, AM I RIGHT LADIES??!!!!!” He ain’t wrong...sorry I mean SHE

@F5_cena

2 жыл бұрын

She they are preferred

Jeff, how in the wide world did you convince Achmed to dress this way.

@elizabethalvarado8698

7 жыл бұрын

I don't think Jeff had to convince Achmed to dress in drag.

@magicdreemurr3771

7 жыл бұрын

+Elizabeth Alvarado Achmed would do something like this... -_- but I like jolly ol' killer Santa Claus more.

@cumminsdiesel5379

7 жыл бұрын

Atomic Toothless its a toy that's how

@annslimey3968

7 жыл бұрын

Atomic Toothless

@bas3998

7 жыл бұрын

Cummins Diesel he knows it's a joke

Lol I love achmed he is the best

@13wilsonh

6 жыл бұрын

nuh uh uh, achmedina

@theausibeast7472

4 жыл бұрын

Man best part of the show

@syd8454

4 жыл бұрын

Same XD

@syd8454

4 жыл бұрын

@@yasmeennekoui2783 XD LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@clairehoskin7632

3 жыл бұрын

Same. He’s the best.

"What's wrong?" "I don't knowww." 😂

@teamvlcn6820

3 жыл бұрын

"DON'T TOUCH ME!"

Jeff: "do you dress like this often?" Achmedina: "No Only when I want free drinks. Am I right ladies!!!" 😭😂😂

"Do you like my hoochers?"

@marcuslarson7842

8 жыл бұрын

+Danni Graywolf oh ok

@TheGothprincess2

8 жыл бұрын

+marcus larson That's hooters.

@lexi1104

8 жыл бұрын

+TheGothprincess2 You can call them whatever you want to

@shanlasalle7

8 жыл бұрын

it's hooters

@subjectdelta4758

8 жыл бұрын

+Lexi Salazar you just half to buy me dinner first!

Seriously I can eat anything it just goes right through me I love that line it made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath

Do you wear this dress more often Yea only when I get free drinks *“ AM I RIGHT LAAAAAADDDIIIIEEEEEEESSSSSS!?!?!! ”*

I can't enough of Achmed! I have to listen in time again& again.

@paulheydarian1281

7 ай бұрын

It's Achmedina now-!!! 😅

Eat ur heart out, angalinaaaaaaaaa

@invadarfnw4268

7 жыл бұрын

seriously eat something anything a fuckin sandwich whatever

@MrJoshuaPrint

7 жыл бұрын

Ananya Swaroop

@angeleenaxo5736

6 жыл бұрын

LEEK Gaming my name is angelyna with a y!!

love achmed so so much😁😂

@thesaiyanwarlordx677

8 жыл бұрын

Ah ah ah, Achmedina.

@red03mitsu

8 жыл бұрын

Silence !!!!

@dawnmolloy7340

8 жыл бұрын

I love acmed

@annipsy2185

8 жыл бұрын

Rustam Yaushev lmfao

@jupiterfive1331

7 жыл бұрын

Anni Psy Achmed is Mohammed in a dress.

I love this guy and his puppets. It's so funny. I can't stop watching this and I have tears in my eyes

Jeff Dunham should come to my hometown! This is too funny! He has a lot of talent!

I can't stop laughing!

He was and still is my favorite ventriloquist

HILLARIOUS just love watching Achmed, 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😆

Jeff is so good with his characters it makes me think that they are real and I can’t think of them as puppets ever

I LOVE ACHMED or Achmidina

Hahaha! I couldn't stop laughing!

I have never laughed so much in my life what a great ventriloquist he is

"Hey! My eyes are up here!" "Should of worn a cup." Love it! Keep it up Achmed! Or should I say Achmedina!

When he kept saying he felt fat, had cramps, was going to cry and he didn't know what was wrong ( yep that's a lot of females for you ) "Carrot cake? " " What now, you looking for my frosting? Okay but it's sour cream based" lmfao

@vickjrflores6737

8 жыл бұрын

wow

@trinityburrough5413

8 жыл бұрын

I can't stop laughing at 0:00

@shawngill181

7 жыл бұрын

gessika jayde yup

@alexgamer1556

6 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the "don't touch me" and more crying

@Hinatachan360

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah. PMS is a rough thing to go through every month.

I yelled “MEEEE” when he/she yelled *DON’T TOUCH ME!!!*

Hey, my eyes are up here My hoochers do not talk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1:53 I quote this in my head all the time.

@tnaplayzandfriendsasvines

7 ай бұрын

@@JohnMoris-wb4vc Doing okay, I guess...

@tnaplayzandfriendsasvines

7 ай бұрын

@@JohnMoris-wb4vc The US.

@tnaplayzandfriendsasvines

7 ай бұрын

@@JohnMoris-wb4vc Colorado.

@tnaplayzandfriendsasvines

7 ай бұрын

@@JohnMoris-wb4vc Oh, cool! I don't really go anywhere in Colorado. Mainly because I hate social interaction.

@tnaplayzandfriendsasvines

7 ай бұрын

@@JohnMoris-wb4vc The weather is okay, and no I'm not married. Nor do I have kids. As I said before, I hate social interaction.

Jeff:so as a skeleton Achmed : whatttttt? Jeff skeleton Achmed stop flattering me I have to lose 10 pounds EAT UR HEART OUT ANGELENA😂😂😂😂

@PresMan36

5 жыл бұрын

Seriously eat something anything a fucking sandwich whatever

Wow... Sour cream based frosting. Hey, Jeff, thanks for THAT mental image! Still funny as hell!!

Jeff-looks down Achmed-hey hey my eyes are up here my hooches do not talk That got me DEAD😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jeff: So as a skeleton Achmed: what did u call me? Jeff: a skeleton Achmed: oh your just trying to flatter me! That gets me every time

HEY! My eyes are up here

@CertainlyCaro

6 жыл бұрын

JHilariosaH1 "My hoochers do not talk!"

I only dress like this to get free drinks am i right ladies

@jeremysmith2576

7 жыл бұрын

Giselle Madera I hope the women weren't serious when they screamed lol.

@skinnyman1ua

7 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Smith suuuuuuure

@ivanhorvat8964

7 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Smith Yes they were !!??

@rileyspeedy15

7 жыл бұрын

Giselle Madera O_o that is the weirdest park

@rileyspeedy15

7 жыл бұрын

Giselle Madera part

O my gosh, you both are so funny.

“I’m going to cry!” “What’s wrong?” “I don’t know!” That killed me xD

@RandiTheMarioFan64

3 жыл бұрын

"DON'T TOUCH ME!"

"i am now a size zero" hilarious !!!!

i love achamed peanut and jose

@Tyrooooooooo9

5 жыл бұрын

Same

Jeff Dunham is a Genius!! And Not to forget Achmed,Walter and the Rest of the Crew Love them all so much keep doing a great Job Guy's Greetings from Germany!😂👍

I love how he includes his audience with him. He always point out people that leave, or just people in general. I like it ❤

One of his best- I love Jeff Dunham, from the first time I saw Peanut and have been a fan ever since.

0:00-1:25 Me: *laughing my butt off* XD 1:25-2:15 Me: *stops laughing to breathe only to laugh harder* XP XD 2:15-2:20 Me: *stops laughing entirely* :D 2:20-3:20 Me: 0///////0 *thinks* I am embarrassed to be a female right now! 3:20-3:48 Me: 0/////////////////////0 *thinks* Oh, my! In short, I hate my perverted mind.

Looollllll i died with the frosting line 😂😂😂😂😂😂 3:40

@spysappingmahinternet

4 жыл бұрын

Okay, but it's sour cream based

“Seriously eat something, anything, a fuckin sandwich whatever.”LOL

i love Achmed! i mean, Achmedina.

Jeff dunham you are the man of ventriloquism ! I love all your puppets ! Thanks for the laughs !

I'm going to cry What's wrong IDK !!!DONT TOUCH ME!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love this puppet character😂😂😂😂

Jeff's psychologist probably needs to see his own shrink after one of their sessions.

I lost 200 pounds in 0.2 seconds

@Me-pe8eb

7 жыл бұрын

Crolex Von Karstein rip lol

@ch1llph726

6 жыл бұрын

Every girls dream

Achmed is really good at drag performances.

There should’ve been five extra “am I right ladies???” in this act.

Achmed: I Lost 200 Pounds in 0.2 Seconds-" Might i Add That The Program is a BLAST!?

Achmed and Peanut are my favourite!

"Or as I call it my terror cave"😂😂😂🤣

Well I used to be a Suicide Bomber, now I'm a Suicide Bombshell

How did Jeff manage to make Achmed say the F-word so easily? You can't make an f-sound without moving your lips! The joke is funny, though, so props!

@alfrecialatumahina6848

7 жыл бұрын

As long as ur teeth stays on your lips

@keybladeoracle3595

7 жыл бұрын

Amber Rizzi I just said the f word without moving my lips very easy it's not actually that hard try it

@SamarIqbal1-2-1

6 жыл бұрын

Amber Rizzi It’s called skill!🙄😉

@annetteallen336

4 жыл бұрын

I believe you get an f-sound with a "th"-sound, and it creates an illusion of an f-sound.

@JakkFrost1

4 жыл бұрын

F sound is easy, the only letters that are hard are the ones where the lips actually meet, ie B, M, and P

i miss this show soooooooo much i remember when i was a kid and warched this i would litterally stop doing anything and go down and watch this

@dracolucia5127

7 жыл бұрын

I watched it when i was 7 and i am not telling my age because private info

@jazmynelric9787

7 жыл бұрын

Draco Lucia So you're around 16-17?

its really impressive you can change voices that fast

Thank You Mr Jeff Dunham. I am dealing with depression and every now and then when I watch your videos; you put a smile on my face and make me laugh. You are in my top six favorite comedians.

I STARTED DYING WHEN HE ATTEMPTED TO MAKE A PASS AT JEFF SFNWEJNVKE

I feel fat , I gotta cry , Don't touch me !!

@synthwavecat96

7 жыл бұрын

Sinee Zhou I have severely crippling thanatophobia and my boyfriend actually had to go to a program to learn how to calm me. So glad I met him. Last gay relationship I was in, um.....I'll not disclose that lmao

achmedina: taunting with her "hoochers" (alot) jeff: finally looks at them Achmedina: HEY! MY EYES ARE UP HERE!!

"Eat your heart out, ANGELINAAAAAAAAAAAAA" lmao. 😂

@lewismcdonald985

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously eat somthin a ***** sandwich watever