We convinced these musicians to max out their credit cards, but at what cost?

@crnkmnky

Ай бұрын

So… you're just gonna waltz in and act like everything is hunky dory at my local Sam Ash? 🙁

@darklorddisco

Ай бұрын

Legendary

@Woozy.0

Ай бұрын

Viva Sam Ash!

@oskarks1211

Ай бұрын

Hey Sam I maxed out a card like 5 years ago but kept forgetting to pay it. I never recorded anything in fact I barely played at all! Can I have my money back?

@RokuhachiSira

29 күн бұрын

Love you guys! Please don't go bankrupt!!! 🙏🙏🙏

"Support your local scene" The local scene:

Maybe making music production accessible was a mistake

@Cybercrapper28

Ай бұрын

Maybe?

@ingasparrow

Ай бұрын

No, this is great!

@Belenus3080

Ай бұрын

I blame pawn shops and garageband

@bikerrider4845

Ай бұрын

Are they related to SonicYouth??

@j.samuelwaters81

Ай бұрын

Democratization is the engine that drives Sturgeon's Law

Who is the true culprit here? Confidence.

@MeatCatCheesyBlaster

Ай бұрын

Main character syndrome. All musicians have it

@bladempale1751

Ай бұрын

The culprits here are Linkin park, slipknot, blood on the dance floor and metal core in general

@kirkenstiensmonster6522

29 күн бұрын

​@MeatCatCheesyBlaster not all of us. Some of us never leave the studio.

@nsh1980gmail

23 күн бұрын

Yup, no one’s going to catch me creating new stuff

@MicahFerguson-hi4bl

20 күн бұрын

Very well and respectfully said

I like it when a band are so bad, they almost stumble on to a new sub-genre.

@Tom-rt6df

Ай бұрын

Tard-core

@GordonSlamsay

Ай бұрын

death to true metal, I only listen to this shit (sunglasses emoji, devil emoji, eggplant)

@gmorkins6006

Ай бұрын

The rich guys with the opera vocals and the death growls were onto something for sure hahaha.

@vincent-wu7bw

Ай бұрын

Cringe core

@Tom-rt6df

Ай бұрын

sub-par core

THERE WILL BE NOTHING BUT PAIN FOR YOU MY DARLING

@MikeLemon-lu4oi

Ай бұрын

THERE'LL BE NO LOOOOOOOOOVE

@bikerrider4845

Ай бұрын

Is this the IRS??

@dyldragon1

Ай бұрын

DADDY'S HOME

@b.p.5324

Ай бұрын

this doozy rocked me

@rocketsummer

Ай бұрын

the bassist’s sweatpants and wifebeater combo sent me

Me: “should I even release this? What if no one cares? What if it isn’t good enough?” These fucking people:

@omarcomin7535

Ай бұрын

Release it bro. I care.

@rockstar-technology

Ай бұрын

Wait isn’t the lesson here that maybe you actually shouldn’t release it

@JuiCeBoX19

Ай бұрын

​@@rockstar-technology this is thread is very relevant.

I think I was in all of these bands in high school. I’m legally not allowed to own or operate a guitar or microphone in 48 states.

@dogsavethequeen7689

25 күн бұрын

what are the two unlucky ones?

@EVILJAMARR

25 күн бұрын

@@dogsavethequeen7689 Alaska and Hawaii but only because they know I can't walk that far.

@dogsavethequeen7689

24 күн бұрын

@@EVILJAMARR 🤣🤣🤣

5:54 someone posted this song on 4chan like 15 years ago and I haven't been able to find it since that day. It's been haunting me, I thought I hallucinated it. I'm so glad I have closure, I can finally kill myself in peace.

@pentexsucks43

Ай бұрын

This is a heartwarming comment, in a weird way

@rodolfodeanda5405

Ай бұрын

im glad its here among these legends of rock.

@Woozy.0

28 күн бұрын

Finally free to become an hero

@bijoumarie8817

17 күн бұрын

The nostalgia is strong here

@the_construkction_of_light

13 күн бұрын

it's "ride with my hittaz" by rhythmic3 if you're still wondering

05:03 The moshing skeletons are somehow the least ridiculous thing in this video.

@pludedriteken

Ай бұрын

danforth - predator

@gianttreeproductions3947

Ай бұрын

I’d argue it’s even the coolest thing in the video

@AlbertSirup

Ай бұрын

they go pretty hard ngl

@johndavidson1455

28 күн бұрын

@@pludedriteken thank you this is actually pretty good in a euro kind of way

@AC-rj1cq

19 күн бұрын

Agreed

It seriously fascinates me how many of the people are preoccupied with making music videos rather than just trying to make the music itself. Kinda speaks to what motivates them i feel.

@sunnyandthechlo

Ай бұрын

I wanna look bad ass...hm music videos make everyone look awesome...but I can't sing...eh, I'll just screech and growl and try to puke. That works. I look amazinggggg.

@codycoyote7046

Ай бұрын

Good comment

@ivyoh6078

Ай бұрын

@@sunnyandthechlo It’s as if they’re preoccupied with image and being famous rather than any kind of artistry. For indie acts I follow that have music videos, its never something high budget- they just try to make something that matches their aesthetic and is manageable to produce.

@intbaggy

Ай бұрын

While also being really funny bad music videos lol.

@TheAndrewj96

Ай бұрын

@@ivyoh6078 You nailed the main problem with so many of these guys, holy shit.

"Do you know what it feels like to be sad and ļõňëľŷ?"

1:59 - pretty sure I should be getting royalties on this one. I've been singing this song for years.

If catatonic youths were a bar, Etienne Sin would have his own stool and caricature picture on the wall.

@bestwesterner

Ай бұрын

Was wondering how long before Etienne Sin would pop up and I was not disappointed

@divingduck1970

Ай бұрын

@@bestwesterner Dotmig would be his runner up. They would both have drinks named after them, of course.

@Sparkofhope621

Ай бұрын

I remember seeing his screaming tutorials in middle school. Tried to see what his channel looks like now and it’s gone lmao.

@oostenmusic

Ай бұрын

Etienne Sin is kinda cool.....the music sucks but his voice is super unique

@lardkraken8231

Ай бұрын

@@oostenmusicyeah, if his music was better he could have been hella popular

Here's a list of some (not all) of the songs I could find that were used in this compilation. 0:00 - 0:11 Etienne Sin - Remember 0:37 - 0:57 / 2:36 - 2:40 Method Blank - Eddie's Home 0:58 - 1:12 Pterodactyl King - Bandz A Make Her Dance 1:32 - 1:49 Schuyler Neal - Rome Wasn't Rebuilt On Empty Stomachs And No Sleep 2:26 - 2:30 Tomorrows Dream - Beated To The Ground 2:31 - 2:35 Stone Gate Band - The Light Shines On 3:00 - 3:05 ART OF WOR - Blood Will Have Blood 3:06 - 3:10 Van Canto - Wishmaster 3:11 - 3:21 Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend - Problem 4:21 - 4:29 Etienne Sin - Damn Girl You Bout It 4:30 - 4:35 Teen Hearts - Hands In The Air 4:36 - 4:44 Four Minute Death Ride - Darkness Brings Silence 4:56 - 5:02 Waking Up To Reality - In This Life (feat. Etienne Sin) 5:24 - 5:28 The Order of Elijah - New Line of Defense This kind of goes without saying, but please DON'T harass any of these artists listed. I just wanted to post this for the sake of convenience.

@Bizinxis.

Ай бұрын

You’re a hero

@kchannel9464

Ай бұрын

But I need 2:17-2:24 Also 2:26

@JadaPada

Ай бұрын

@@kchannel9464 I'll have to look into the first one, but the second song you mentioned is Beated To The Ground by Tomorrows Dream.

@therealburneraccount5466

Ай бұрын

Super nice! I was looking for some of these lol, theyre hilarious heres a few to add to the list as well: 0:11 - 0:28 Crimescene - Outcasts 1:13 - 1:27 Maelstrom Vale - Doomed Traveler 1:27 - 1:32 Drown My Day - Got Some Guts? 1:49 - 1:59 Motown Rage - Can't Take 1:59 - 2:04 Decipher Life - Seen the Cry 2:18 - 2:25 The Get Down Kids - I'm More Metal Than You! 2:42 - 2:57 Seanny Whiplash - I Love You But I Don't Miss You (mentioned in another comment) 2:57 - 3:00 Facecast - Wifebeater 5:29 - 5:37, 6:40 - 6:43 Cunthunt 777 - Ventil 5:58 - 6:10 Iudicia - Apocalypse in D 6:26 - 6:29 Hunt the Dinosaur - Baked

@therealburneraccount5466

Ай бұрын

@@kchannel9464 first one is The Get Down Kids - I'm More Metal Than You!

5:58 if it was still 2001 this band would have a debut out on Roadrunner Records and be on tour with Saliva.

@hardlapa5656

Ай бұрын

it actually sounds nice

@doctorbarber1

Ай бұрын

@@hardlapa5656 The young girl singing actually does have a nice voice and good pitch control.

@quentinbringthenumetalchil5125

22 күн бұрын

I, honestly, can’t see this being signed to a label like that in 2001…

This is what all the music people recommend to me sounded like in mid to late 00s.

@seriphyn8935

20 күн бұрын

God glad I'm not alone in that. I wasn't even practiced as a listener back then, especially knowing what actual good metal might have sounded like, but I knew something was deeply off and basically shit about this music. 15-20 years later, now being well-listened, it still sounds shit lol.

It's either this or working in daddy's corn field for so many of these dudes.

@robertmccormack1208

Ай бұрын

daddy's corn fields is surely a euphemism

@bikerrider4845

Ай бұрын

Gibson + Marshall- Can't fail

@Thorrific6969

Ай бұрын

Daddy's cornhole

@TrueSeed-ft1jn

Ай бұрын

owning a field of any kind is fairly elite these days.

@timmytuckerson3450

Ай бұрын

@@TrueSeed-ft1jn nah, there are still places you can buy land for cheap. By cheap I mean like 1-5k an acre. Definitely out in the middle of nowhere but it is there.

3:47 made me crack up so hard. Sounds like a beginner practicing scales lol

The dude at the end doing the Tasmanian devil windmill, I hope he’s still out there crushing everything in his path.

ok but the diddly diddly song at 3:07 kinda slaps

0:29 new Nails is hard as fuck

Please never bring back synchronized jumping and running in place.

@agentorange3774

23 күн бұрын

Oh, it’ll be back. Everything that’s old will be new again.

4:05 never fails to crack me up, out if nowhere WITHOUT YOUUUUUUU

6:26 Is this some kind of rap goblin?

@esellwan

Ай бұрын

Alternate universe Will Ramos

@camjorg3538

Ай бұрын

That's Hunt the Dinosaur out of context. They're actually pretty good imo. Edit: Song is called Baked.

@khalifa13thy

Ай бұрын

​@@camjorg3538 I thought that sounded a little familiar, thanks

@nackskott12

Ай бұрын

Dickey Allen at home:

@madProgenitorDeity

Ай бұрын

that guy has some good growl range, imo the clip here isn't bad it's just scary lol

3:24 Ruh Ro Raggy

@kurukq

Ай бұрын

Amazing song. I need the link to the full video.

@drphalanges1520

29 күн бұрын

He sounds like he's fighting the urge to vomit

@iggypopshot

23 күн бұрын

​@@kurukqas do I!

4:04 From Knockoff Incubus to Knockoff A Day To Remember in ten seconds.

@AVALARMusicOfficial

Ай бұрын

Do you have any idea what this song was called? I remember the video vividly, but can't put a finger on the band/song,

@Woozy.0

Ай бұрын

It's the foreskin hat that puts this one over the top. The Layne Staley rip off finale at 6:30 with the Hemsworth-lite singer over emoting is gold. His mouth looks like a hungry anus.

@bookstorecore

Ай бұрын

@@AVALARMusicOfficiallie or liar

@Woozy.0

Ай бұрын

Good God. It's like the Hollister House band, trying to show every style they've mastered on one song. That Staley/Cornell wailing attempt is incredible, but the lead singer just can't help but ham it up

Etienne Sin at the start im already regretting.

@00p13p

Ай бұрын

hahahahahahahaha

this should count as an anthropological survey

@pentexsucks43

Ай бұрын

this needs to be preserved for future generations in museums.

bro the fact we don't have links to the OG videos is UNHOLY

living for this new era of CY youtube presence

4:04 “we have Parkway Drive at home"

0:42 It's like Load/reLoad era Metallica from Wish

These uploads make just as much sense when I’m half-awake in the middle of the night or when I’m fully conscious in the day.

*rehearsal room bursts open* "Hi poppet, does mommy's special spooky soldier want some sandwiches?"

3:47 this reminds me so much of towelie playing guitar in that one South Park ep

@LaGuerre19

Ай бұрын

haha towelie was so high

Every band has to start somewhere. They do NOT have to post the starts on the innernette.

2:28, Okay but this shit rules. I thought I liked it until be busted that Eddie Vedder shit on the end and I knew I loved it

@kirkenstiensmonster6522

29 күн бұрын

Dude, I want to hear the whole thing so bad!

3:22 been looking for this one for years

@nerdhooligan

Ай бұрын

Please what is this

@thatawfulsound

Ай бұрын

Also want to know

@drew2dee2

Ай бұрын

i cant understand a word hes saying so i feel like i have nothing to google lmao what is this

@mikeryan2454

Ай бұрын

Trey Parker and Matt Stone vibes 🎵🎤

@GTAfan421

Ай бұрын

I'm seriously dying, I want to find it so bad

This is mostly Linkin Park’s fault.

@ericpatton3276

28 күн бұрын

Golden comment. Chester is rolliing over in his grave....uh oh too soon?

@Sean_but_Not_Heard

24 күн бұрын

And Limp Bizkit

I've watched some risque stuff at work but nothing makes me feel as self conscious/embarrassed/looking over my shoulder with the volume low quite like anything presented to us by CY.

@Ztzyyy

Ай бұрын

I'm literally tucked away in a corner and still feel like someone is watching over my shoulder.

This is your best work yet. People wonder why there aren't any bands anymore.

Outsider music is... Something

6:11 Seth Rollins leads a revolution in a small Idaho town

The song at 1:50 is honestly kinda sick, and I'm tired of pretending it's not

@ritalinuserX

Ай бұрын

for real, thats a tasty riff they got there

@Quantum973

Ай бұрын

its definitely one of the better songs on this video

@DavySolaris

Ай бұрын

it's basically POD

@grapes6081

Ай бұрын

Motown Rage - "Can't Take"

@reallydarkevilguy

Ай бұрын

@@grapes6081 ok nvm the chorus is great, but I can't listen to rap rock lmao

This is the funniest goddam thing I've seen all day. Do you know what's it's like to be saaaaaaad and lonelayah?

5:03 JUMPSCARE WARNING

3:34 sick idea poorly executed

@raleighobrien8450

Ай бұрын

The Parkway Drive Karma video is pretty much a better version of this minus the intense body modifications lmao

@walrus_lobotomy

Ай бұрын

@@raleighobrien8450 oh i'm gonna look that up thanks!

@wheelsfalloff

Ай бұрын

Dude killed his GF then himself IRL. Absolute POS.

@autumnleaf3667

Күн бұрын

@@raleighobrien8450I know Broadway-last Saturday has a similar one too

I’m torn between wanting this video to end, and yet never end

Thanks for including my band, we're gonna blow up one day

6:11 okay this one actually goes kinda hard

@foxwomb

Ай бұрын

for real this rips

@ARogolino1

Ай бұрын

It’s the spin kick, isn’t it?

@madProgenitorDeity

Ай бұрын

yeah I saw that and thought, damn p cool

@clarkcant4818

Ай бұрын

forreal im gonna need the sauce on that one dude's vocals blew me the FUCK away

@forgot2poop

Ай бұрын

fuck yes deliver the sauce please

I unironically love most of these... Rip.

1:50-1:55 is me when I have too many energy drinks before work

4:04 i remember laughing at this like 15 years ago. Crazy to see it more than a decade later

@pfuckyoarsecretsawze4832

Ай бұрын

What band/song is this? I'm dying to see the full video

@Bizinxis.

Ай бұрын

Do you remember the name of the song? It’s honestly good ngl

@bannanafruitsalad

Ай бұрын

@@Bizinxis. No! I was looking for it for like a few hours a couple days ago. Can't find it for the life of me. lmk if you do find it tho

@szilvasijennifer4495

16 күн бұрын

@@Bizinxis.I would like to know it too

@zed316

4 күн бұрын

@@szilvasijennifer4495 Lie or Liar

That last second windmill is the highlight of my year so far.

I actually NEED that 2nd bands music video ASAP. I was cracking up at the gunshots

@forgot2poop

Ай бұрын

bro same

@flobbish4335

Ай бұрын

Crimescene-outcasts

@onetakehoovie5955

Ай бұрын

@@flobbish4335 you're the g.o.a.t.

0:39 Mom: "Alright Gavin that's enough music videoing for today, Brianna has volleyball practice"

Ders from Workaholics goin in on the vocals at 1:03

I still owe Sweet Water Music ten grand.

catatonicyouths greatest hits

There are honestly hella bangers here

There can only be one Attack Attack!

2:25 I do actually

@T.G1G

Ай бұрын

You know what I’m saying

So much thank you for these gems!❤

1:31 is how all emo music sounds to me

I really enjoy these videos. Thank you.

I looked up 3:05 and that song unironically rules. acapella metal, it's amazing

Bro I LOVE you edits. Keep em coming!

i'm gabberflasted by so much raw, unadulterated talent packed into a single video. just wowza! how is it even possible?

This channel is my new safe space place.

Goodness gracious i haven’t seen that “shut the fuck up you don’t even know me!” video in at least 15 years. From the deepest recesses of my memory. Wish it stayed there! Thanks CY!

4:06 Damn…I totally blocked out the memory of this amateur metalcore band that thought it would be a good idea to write Nickelback-style pre-chorus 😅

@szilvasijennifer4495

16 күн бұрын

Do you know the name of the song???? Please

This might be your greatest masterpiece of all.

I'll die on the hill that skelebones hardcore goes hard

Seriously, how did the synchronized jog-in-place move ever become a thing?

These guys are all somebodies uncle

This is exactly what I needed thank you

1:00 I mean, those growl vocals are actually pretty sick. Just sucks that they’re surrounded by everything else.

I'm genuinely terrified i might end up in a vid one day. Working on a project for the 1st time in 16 years. Wish us luck.

@disappt

Ай бұрын

wishing you luck that your project either makes it on one of these comps or grants you modest financial security and artistic satisfaction - nothing in between Edit: or possibly both ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This channel is gonna blow up some day these are just too good

Glad you’re posting these recently. I’d like to request the Broke Loose From the Noose freestyle that guy did in Las Vegas on the strip outside thank u

Watching these videos makes me feel better about myself.

3:15 pure gold. "Protohyperpop"

I love how the guy at 4:53 didn't even get to say anything... All in the look lol

@Woozy.0

Ай бұрын

The true face of RapeGaze

Paradoxically, this channel would not exist without these bands

@FifatlasHD

Ай бұрын

How is that a paradox?

2:25 I need this full version 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@SatanIsMaBoi

Ай бұрын

Tomorrows Dream - Beated to the ground

Let’s see 10mg of Lexapro and 10 minutes of Catatonic Youths. Yep…that‘a it for my medications.

Daddy’s home (cause of the ankle bracelet)

I think that Teen Hearts will always be the worst segment, no matter what compilation you put them in. Great job!

I am always here for any and all content from that Endworld video.

02:01 You and me both buddy!

THIS IS THE BEST AND MOST FUNNIEST CHANNELS ON KZread ABSOLUTELY TREMENDOUS

Boy was I happy to finish the video and not see myself….Major sigh of relief lol

riddily diddily diddily dooohh

4:30 This song seemed so familiar, and then I remembered it was used in the outro for one of MDE's New York hipster street interview videos. Sam Hyde sure knows how to pick 'em.

@ab8817

Ай бұрын

Teen Hearts - "Hands in the Air" i always thought it was a joke song made for the MDE video but its a real band. it's a little off for the hipster theme - the target audience is mall emo kids in the late 00s (creepy considering the singer was in his 30s too), but still somehow fits well with the video. it was a well circulated and clowned on video when it first was around (2008?)

You’re not making god cooler, you’re making rock n roll worse- Hank Hill

Omg NO WAY!! 😂😂 the dancing groupie on the table with the brick wall behind 0:39 She got her nails done for the “gig” HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I fucking LOVE YOU, Catatonicyouths! You’re my favorite music channel! (I should give you some clips from some of the bands I’ve been in over the last 35 years! Lol .. Everyone has at least one cringe song/music video)

2:10 PLEASE someone tell me who that band is 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TheClevelandSteamer

Ай бұрын

I am dying to know too

@ericpatton3276

28 күн бұрын

i feel like they would actually not be that bad except their bassist called in sick tat day or was running the soundboard and had NO IDEA what e was doing!

The fucking joy I experienced at that Order of Elijah clip.

This is amazing. I need more