"I love how when you get a divorce, all of a sudden it costs 50 grand a month to give a kid Fruit Loops.." - Fallon was not prepared for a joke like that.

@Solidlife1337

3 жыл бұрын

Y

@jim7300

2 жыл бұрын

@@Solidlife1337 MCA

@tacomas9602

2 жыл бұрын

@ 7:10

@laszlokiss483

2 жыл бұрын

Its not a joke tho its facts lol just look at dre

@sydbarrett5

2 жыл бұрын

Ol' Stoneface Fallon isn't prepared for any joke.

Bill Burr is the only person that Fallon doesn't dare talk over.

@l0sts0ul89

3 жыл бұрын

Basically

@TheCheezSlice

3 жыл бұрын

Susan Martin okay susan

@boxforusa8970

3 жыл бұрын

Um Susan, I’m going to need you to take a deep breath.

@bleepblop9556

3 жыл бұрын

@Susan Martin HAHAHAHAAA!

@datboi8561

3 жыл бұрын

@Susan Martin Just calm down, Susan

Burr isn't wrong about Steve Jobs

@tobiastessmer5125

17 күн бұрын

No, he isn‘t. But that wasn‘t his talent. Even in the early days, that was Woz. Jobs had the talent to clearly recognize what would be a hit, what would change the world, and he was a master speaker and a master of selling stuff.

@Endorphins27

17 күн бұрын

@@tobiastessmer5125but he didn’t make the actual products…. He was an idea man after the beginning he’s an over idolized man who actually has been detrimental to our society we don’t need computers in our pockets.

@monkchips

16 күн бұрын

The reference to Edison was perfect too. Stealing peoples ideas and calling them his own.

@tobiastessmer5125

16 күн бұрын

@@Endorphins27 No, he didn’t make the products, nor did he invent them. But to recognize what has the potential to change the world, that is an important talent to have in a company (or a startup, in the early days). And what’s also absolutely certain: without his ability to sell things and to give a keynote where he talks a penguin into flying, Apple would not be what it is today.

@Jonbo117

15 күн бұрын

​@@monkchipsExactly, youre tapped in bro.

"possibly welding" is one of my favorite lines.

@TheAbnerAndrade

14 күн бұрын

Why is that?

@adamqmarcinko3880

12 күн бұрын

@@TheAbnerAndrade You don't know?

@YourEternalSoul666

11 күн бұрын

@@adamqmarcinko3880 i thought i got it, but is there some secondary meaning?

@bob3007

10 күн бұрын

@@adamqmarcinko3880 that's what the question mark meant, champ

@svdmon

9 күн бұрын

@@TheAbnerAndrade you don't using welding when making phones

Woz built the Apple 1 by himself. It was almost completed before Jobs even saw the damn thing. Jobs was a marketing and sales pro, but he never built SHIT. Steve Wozniak is the man you can thank for actually designing and building the Apple computer.

@resident_alien595

3 жыл бұрын

Damn Straight. Steve Wozniak is the Genius behind Apple.

@electricfil

3 жыл бұрын

With no belt and sneakers

@tugboat6940

3 жыл бұрын

Ya but who cares about the Apple computer

@govindmenon1859

3 жыл бұрын

@@tugboat6940 umm, do you know what the apple computer was and how it paved the way for the first Macintosh which in turn paved the way for the computers of today? You sound like a typical apple hater with no background information other than "ha ha iphone go brrr"

@PartStupid

3 жыл бұрын

@@govindmenon1859 - He was obviously trolling and you took the bait hook, line, and sinker.

I love how Bill and Conan interact. Feels the most natural

@ranchlife8128

3 жыл бұрын

Conan is awesome.

@csmooth202

3 жыл бұрын

They have great chemistry, I get the feeling that Bill says all the things that Conan wants to say lol

@CasperTheTryHard

3 жыл бұрын

They’re friends and Conan is a fantastic host. Even when Bill almost broke down crying when he was talking about Patrice, Conan was a class act professional and got him through it. He’s fantastic

@BobSacamanoIndustries

3 жыл бұрын

Two guys who were born in MA. And Conan totally loses his shit when he says the "she stood on the heads of those little people". That is genuine laughter from him there.

@uscman

3 жыл бұрын

@@ranchlife8128 Conan is a very kind person who lets people finish what they say and respects and understands their opinions. Especially when he doesn’t agree with them.

I love how he roasts the idiots with no mercy but holds back on the people who meant no harm. He ain't a dick, he's just good at being one

@knilla2k

Жыл бұрын

I feel differently, I feel like he’s always insulting people just for the sake of it. And it’s just less with people who have got on his good side. He’s like the bully you have to punch in the face to make him stay away.

@L.L.2045

Жыл бұрын

@@knilla2k You got it all wrong. Just watch an entire Burr set and you will recognize that he is never targeting the people but their behaviours. If you can`t understand why that can be very funny even for the person who is laughed at, you need to learn how to laugh about yourself. It`s great!

@knilla2k

Жыл бұрын

@@L.L.2045 it’s not their behavior it’s their mistakes which every person can nervously laugh at but calling them out for it is asshole behavior most of the time

@L.L.2045

Жыл бұрын

@@knilla2k He does not call people out though. He makes fun about peoples life choices from his perspective. This is called comedy not assholery. But you know, maybe assholes are just the funnier people in the end I don`t know

@blending_in

11 ай бұрын

Yooo I've never found another Ethiopian in a comment section before lol

Burr is in such an elite class of comedians. I love the economy of his comedy, no padded preambles or over-acted exposition. Just a straight right jab.

@mondop5270

7 күн бұрын

Unlike your over rehearsed monologue in the cimments section😮

@steverogers7601

6 күн бұрын

He’s not better than joe rogan

@jpscharged

14 сағат бұрын

​@@mondop5270quit telling us Bill makes you INSECURE! Get over it, he's a comedian. 😂

I love how he’s so brutally honest; it’s unfortunate for the people who ask him stupid questions.

@sgtpepper3161

3 жыл бұрын

I'd chalk it up to a learning experience. At least somebody told them when their dads should've had these talks way before they turned 18 lol

@Anothergoogleaccount1

3 жыл бұрын

I mean the first question wasn’t really stupid just a question no one gives a shit about well Bill Burr does seeing as he just started fucking with the guy

@aebious8886

3 жыл бұрын

"CaN wOmEn Be FuNnY?"

@RobotHau5

3 жыл бұрын

usually its to get him going. Ppl seem to think he's funny when he's mad.

@maritimegoalie

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly brutal honest is going the way of the dodo bird....

You can really see the evolution of Fallon’s fake laugh here.

@MrLaz0rz

3 жыл бұрын

it's really disgusting to look at honestly. he doesn't know when to laugh.

@emzyking5847

3 жыл бұрын

It’s truly awful

@jaredt5127

3 жыл бұрын

🤢🤮

@Branflakes1522

3 жыл бұрын

He seems more genuine in the earlier clips. It’s like Tonight Show Jimmy Fallon is a character he created.

@tuity3357

3 жыл бұрын

It’s sooo fake

His approach to comedy made him a comic. Destroying Philly on stage Made him LEGEND

@Michelle-zl7tu

14 күн бұрын

Destroying Philly...LOL 🤭

The "no belt" thing gets me everytime. It's just such an absurd detail to latch onto

@milescabezas1133

16 күн бұрын

Why would you need a belt for custom tailored pants?

@tikkiu7345

7 күн бұрын

He needed a belt after he got cancer

@kevindeol8503

4 күн бұрын

Those jeans were tailored?

“If I was a dictator, those people would be eliminated.” Something Bill said out loud, that I will whisper to myself often.

@machinegunmatu

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!! Injustice for all. ✊🏼

@30yearoldmanthatgetsbullie44

2 жыл бұрын

@@machinegunmatu its what you would call a “facetious joke” buddy

@machinegunmatu

2 жыл бұрын

@@30yearoldmanthatgetsbullie44 is this good or bad?

@kinjalk6094

2 жыл бұрын

bankers.

@johnholiday4622

2 жыл бұрын

People who don't use turn signals

He operates on a level most people don't know anything about.

@tonymontana9799

4 жыл бұрын

Except people like us who thinks hes the shit

@rajdubois

4 жыл бұрын

ok boomer

@yannickndjankoum5587

4 жыл бұрын

i believe he's the next step of human evolution

@puffcosmoker420morales2

4 жыл бұрын

Stuck In The Past Productions you don’t know shit

@Richard_Straker

4 жыл бұрын

Not really.

“If I was a dictator those people would be eliminated.” 🤣😂🤣

@freegeorgia4808

19 күн бұрын

Well, progressive wanna be dictators say commedy is racist. Same thing

@richardedwards1546

15 күн бұрын

Way to repeat other people's comments. You are pathetic, at very best.

@richardedwards1546

15 күн бұрын

You're a waste of life in every sense!

@Vinylvine22

12 күн бұрын

Funniest shit ever 😂

@foy5051

7 күн бұрын

Absolutely unhinged. Madman 😂😂

0:10 "I see you losing the roof there in the back. You'll be right there with me." 💀💀💀💀

@vejay369

17 күн бұрын

Was that Richard Lewis? Holy crap

@kevincarlos973

17 күн бұрын

​@@vejay369Nardwar. He's a Canadian interviewer famous for finding out the most obscure and specific facts and stories about people he's about to interview.

@vejay369

17 күн бұрын

@@kevincarlos973 I would have taken a simple NO.... thanks but no thanks anyways.

@kevincarlos973

17 күн бұрын

@@vejay369 lol, so close- minded. God forbid you learn something new. Had you been born in the middle east you would be with the Taliban.

@animalbancho1726

6 күн бұрын

@@kevincarlos973lmao what the fuck that is not Nardwuar

”I wasn’t gonna leave and attacked everything they loved” Lmao 😂😂😂

@IAnonymous3

22 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

Bill Burr gave Thug life a Boston Accent

@steezycheezeyfries5930

4 жыл бұрын

Huh?

@SuperAlexMck

4 жыл бұрын

Lol. Best comment

@bostonian4650

3 жыл бұрын

John Olmos he’s the greatest Masshole to ever live

Appreciate the fact that the thumbnail was not only present in the actual video, but it was the very first clip in the video. I watched to the end purely out of respect for that.

@AdrianBeegoatz

7 күн бұрын

💯

Laughed my ass off at "and you wonder why your relationships never work out" after helping the Bull with her coat.

@Anders-vl6kk

23 күн бұрын

You could see that hit her a bit too hard

@covakoma1064

23 күн бұрын

​@@Anders-vl6kkwho si she/he 😂

@Anders-vl6kk

23 күн бұрын

@@covakoma1064 no clue

@MrRedberd

20 күн бұрын

That little glance Bill gives to Andy, you know he was about to let her have it. She just green lighted herself.

@ed7519

11 күн бұрын

​@@covakoma1064That's Lea De Laria. She's a comedian, amazing singer, was on Broadway for a while and more recently in the show "Orange is the new black". That was a funny moment. 😅

Jimmy Fallon has all the personality of a lukewarm glass of water.

@jonw3462

3 жыл бұрын

Diluted water

@johnbragg410

3 жыл бұрын

aw c'mon there's some artificial sweetener in there

@LibyanSoup

3 жыл бұрын

both get drunk too

@amh7427

3 жыл бұрын

BOOM! 👏👏👏

@genericwhitemale1114

3 жыл бұрын

He's a good actor though or at least was..

"Dude you're white. Go to the gap. Give in to it... Buy some dockers" 😂

@jdub5225s

3 жыл бұрын

“Come home” 😂

The truth is presented in a honest, and humorous way. A talent only the best have. Love this guy .

how the fuck is this guy so spontaneously funny, on the spot, and always on point, always saying it how it is, never wrong, never crosses the line, but always right up against it. bloody brilliant, we need more like him.

@unncommonsense

28 күн бұрын

He's wicked smaht.

@joesullivan8861

27 күн бұрын

its not spontaneous........

@socks2441

27 күн бұрын

im not just talking about his standup, but also his interviews and podcasts etc. he is always on point. but i see your point, even most of the stuff he says during interviews are just rehearsed snippets from his stand up routines. but that doesnt take away from how funny, and right, he usually is imo.@@joesullivan8861

@mikemiller9030

23 күн бұрын

Believe me these guys practice day n night.

@IAnonymous3

22 күн бұрын

@@unncommonsensewell I got eh numba!

Bill Burr reacting to the tiny chair....I’m dying 😂😂

@rajdubois

4 жыл бұрын

Jennifer Briggs ok boomer

@V0YAG3R

3 жыл бұрын

Kermit ok Karen

@SV42165

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah i love that rant always. After the attention joke “i cannot get comfortable in this fucking chair”😂

@pureluck8767

Жыл бұрын

He did see him succeed fucktard

@617Razzledazl

Жыл бұрын

@@rajdubois boomers were born between 1946 - 1964. Burr was born in 69 so… not a boomer.

"You keeping it real in Wichita?" A legend.

@DrummerJacob

3 жыл бұрын

Don't mess with those cornfield crips and the barnyard bloods

@ShinobiZ0

2 жыл бұрын

😆😆

@illizcit1

2 жыл бұрын

Me and BF are going to see him next year. It'll be my first time seeing him and I can't wait.

@johnholiday4622

2 жыл бұрын

@@DrummerJacob that's fucking hilarious

That "be a gentleman" bit was gold. Idk who she is, I'm sure she's a great person, but that sums up so many divorce situations.

@Myhandleisasecret123

19 күн бұрын

It isn't a good person, don't worry

Bill Burr is a national treasure.... you cant argue with his rant cause he spits facts !

Wish Patrice was still around to see Bill's success

@BriarRouge

4 жыл бұрын

Aww, they’d both be so successful together. Damn. 💔

@anthonybrady

4 жыл бұрын

Love this comment. If you look closely you can see the Patrice influence in a lot of Bills work. Patrice fucked with a lot of his colleagues and they all say that it forced them to be much better comics. Bill included. RIP Patrice.

@MentalMindFork

3 жыл бұрын

Who is Patrice?

@anthonybrady

3 жыл бұрын

Mmazipan Rammstein Patrice O’Neal was Bills mentor and one of the greatest comedians of all time. He died back in 2011.

@MentalMindFork

3 жыл бұрын

@@anthonybrady Thank you. I love Bill Burr so I'll look up Patrice O'Neal. Do you have any suggestions on which stand up I should start with?

My opinion, Bill is already in the top 5 all time. He truly is a genius

@SuperAlexMck

4 жыл бұрын

Along with Chapelle

@_trashmandan_2903

4 жыл бұрын

Him, Chappelle, Louis C.K, and John Mulaney are all time greats

@traviswilson8873

3 жыл бұрын

@@_trashmandan_2903 Daniel Tosh as well

@weskile1642

3 жыл бұрын

George carlin

@thediseaseisthecure

3 жыл бұрын

Carlin

When he sees that he has got the host of a show he pours it on and never lets them up. Love the man.

Bill's intrusive thoughts are undefeated

Watching Jimmy Fallon attempting to converse with the mighty Bill Burr is about as comfortable as watching a toddler trapped in a tank with a shark.

@frankmachin5438

3 жыл бұрын

Mr. Grass his sycophantic guffawing is unbearable....

@kpsa7108

3 жыл бұрын

Conan and him work so much better

@weirdo4hgsa668

3 жыл бұрын

This made me almost choke on my fucking water shiiiit

@valeweathers

3 жыл бұрын

Fallon the fallen

@iim4xii129

3 жыл бұрын

What a gay analogy.

That poor intern

@rajdubois

4 жыл бұрын

Liz Que ok boomer

@marcoAKAjoe

4 жыл бұрын

She was cute

@senilegoldsmith4112

3 жыл бұрын

Oh please rhat was probably their 15 minutes

@vancouverviking4652

3 жыл бұрын

Poor intern ??.the man was speaking truth sweetie

@jhonfamo8412

3 жыл бұрын

The best advice is direct.

"Can you believe that marriage didn't work out??" 🤣

Burr is my hero. I love to complain about things. It makes me feel great warm and fuzzy inside.😂

“Two balding old guys going after some hairy...criminal” 😂

Bill Burr. The one man who has enough balls to say what everyone constantly thinks.

@alisterfolson

Жыл бұрын

Chris Rock: can confirm

@Wolfsbane909

Жыл бұрын

but what would bill burr do if someone gave him spoilers to an movie he was about to see in an movie theatre?

@johndoyle5983

Жыл бұрын

Chapelle

@blastofo

26 күн бұрын

Like that viral video of the black guy who danced in the middle of the street and got ran over by an ice cream truck. The video was hilarious but people didn't want to laugh at him because idiots would think they're being racist. But Bill roasted tf out of the guy.

@MrRedberd

20 күн бұрын

@@Wolfsbane909 Quit fishing for a joke, write your own.

4:57 “If I was a dictator those people would be eliminated.” 😂

7:32 😭🤣😂 he bites back really quickly

Someone being murdered with an axe Jimmy Fallon: HAHA HAHA

@backspaceninja9860

3 жыл бұрын

@Justin Turdeau yes

@adamnxx

10 күн бұрын

I mean I would laugh at bill burr to you festering leach

I love Bill because I feel like he understands my daily rage.

@reyder7661

2 жыл бұрын

The voice in my head is bills.

@jihigh482

Жыл бұрын

You losers are not that cool lol

@nugsnothugs

Жыл бұрын

I feel like Bill could get some good material from me if he had a mic in my car when I'm driving. There's no way everyone alive should be entitled to drive a car once they hit 16. We really have to start falling people on drivers tests

@crystal4336

Жыл бұрын

@@reyder7661 lolol

Bill Burr is probanly the one brutaly honest comedian I like.

I absolutely love Bill Burr…He makes my mornings when I have bad days at work..😂

The woman who asked him "Can women be funny?" got totally owned by Bill Burr's answer. She was so naive she didn't even realize the education he was trying to instill on her.

@celestial2091

3 жыл бұрын

absolutely 🔥🔥

@Atombender

3 жыл бұрын

She was constantly looking at the camera as if she was trying to ask viewers to help her out.

@livinginthefastlaneisgetti5691

3 жыл бұрын

@@Atombender Cause they knew how dumb her question was so she just kept nervously laughing

@liquidsandwich1052

3 жыл бұрын

It was a stupid question to be fair, anyone can he funny, it's not about race or gender or sexuality, it's just if you've got the charisma and humour for it. The problem with unsuccessful comedians is that they tend to blame everyone else while not realising it's them and their material

@Julio_Gomes

3 жыл бұрын

Acctually I think she agreed with him and was trying to get that reaction. She looked like a kid whose parents are defending her to her brother or something, she looked so happy with his awnser.

7:05 "I love how when you get a divorce all of a sudden it costs like 50 grand a month to get a kid fruitloops" 😂

Bill is every real down to earth American man's inner and outer voice !!!

I love this guy man really ... He's jokes are hands down hilarious

Poor guy with the chair lol

@ev5837

4 жыл бұрын

He was just trying to help lol. Although getting roasted by Bill Burr would be awesome

@jjhaya

16 күн бұрын

I like to think that he probably talked to the dude after the show to tell him it's all jokes, nothing personal. Probably took pictures and signed something 😅.

"He's like Edison." Edison routinely stole other people's work and made it his own. Good comparison...

@SLqB11

3 жыл бұрын

And than Bill topped it off with Tesla, from whom Edison stole the most.

@vikrantsubakade9281

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that Tesla thing was a masterstroke

@Andrew-fv4sj

2 жыл бұрын

@@SLqB11 Pretty sure he was talking about musk, he’s called musk Tesla a few times. Ironically this all applies to musk as well

@copbabycombo1311

2 жыл бұрын

Wow you're so smart. /s

@copbabycombo1311

2 жыл бұрын

@Zenith No Steve Jobs was also a genius. His IQ was 160. 160 and over is considered genius.

One of my favorite comedians!!!! 🤣😂🔥🔥

11:57 Have never seen Conan genuinely crack up so much to any guest before. Amazing!

@FartsInTanks

11 күн бұрын

Only other one is Norm

@danielmrtns

22 сағат бұрын

Norm McDonald

" If I was a dictator those people would be eliminated" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@he8082

Жыл бұрын

He said that to Colbert who likes dictators

He’s so funny, Conan actually let his real laugh out. Not his “their trying to funny so I have to laugh in support” laugh. His real, uncontrolled laugh. That shits funny.

@johnmb731

3 жыл бұрын

That was the best part of this video, seeing conan lose it when bill was talking about oprah and the midgets...

@yomamma2424

2 жыл бұрын

“Whattya gonna be all hardcore about ya crop?” 😅😅😅

@Voodoo_Robot

Жыл бұрын

Conan is a beast of a comedian too, that’s why.

@dylanhess791

Жыл бұрын

Norm and Bill brought that out of him every time they were on.

@thisisntsergio1352

Жыл бұрын

12:05

I love the one at the award show lmao she was so confused 😂😂 just standing there shaking her head.

His talk show moments are some of his best

I wish I was a master at making people feel uncomfortable and self-conscious like Bill Burr. He makes it seem so effortless, I'm in awe.

@manwithballsonarm6775

Жыл бұрын

He's just calling people out for what there doing. Nothing to master it's not that deep

@ivantheterrible6659

Жыл бұрын

Somebody’s got to do it

@ivantheterrible6659

Жыл бұрын

@@knilla2k nah he’s awesome

@1985230ce

27 күн бұрын

I can do it but nobody thinks it is funny.

@insaneyogurt4993

25 күн бұрын

Truth hurts

He's a great honest guy. He's got an honest light hearted perspective.

@SaixanMobile

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Evilcheese3

2 жыл бұрын

Light hearted huh?

@Andres-H

Жыл бұрын

@@Evilcheese3 sometimes through a angry funny rant you can actually be light hearted

@dontalkt2meboutheros

Жыл бұрын

I think it's fueled by his dislike for bullshit 😂😂

We must celebrate this this man everyday, an unspoken icon for sure!!!

I needed this today. I laughed hard.

Jimmy Fallon ruins every single interview that he tries to do with his fake laughter, overreactions, and genuine tom-douchery.

@terencejay8845

3 жыл бұрын

Is there something wrong with him? He's not right in the head.

@bassinblue

3 жыл бұрын

@@terencejay8845 I think he masquerades his lack of personality by overreacting to seem jolly and the 'fun guy' but actually he's just as full of shit as anyone else.

@marccas10

3 жыл бұрын

How can someone so universally disliked be still on one of the most prestigious talk shows?

@jimmyjon9970

3 жыл бұрын

@@marccas10 because people will complain like little bitches all day and yet they'll never be as rich as him. How sad that a fake man with a fake profession has more money than these bitches EVER will. Yes, how sad indeed.

@brandonm7410

3 жыл бұрын

@@terencejay8845 true

I lost it on his Steve Jobs bit. "Soldering, possibly welding" 😂😂😂

Only just discovered Bill and he's effing brilliant! Glad to see top tier comedy coming out of America. This guy is clearly up there with Stanhope, Carlin and Hicks. I hope he comes back to the UK soon for some shows!

@jasonbaum6284

22 күн бұрын

Did you just compare Doug Stanhope with George Carlin and Bill Hicks?

@AntisocialMediaMike

22 күн бұрын

@@jasonbaum6284 Not so much compared but grouped in terms of personal entertainment value.

@mattbrooks90

20 күн бұрын

​@@jasonbaum6284 I adore Carlin and Hicks as gods, but Doug Stanhope trumps both of them IMO. What's wrong with comparing them?! Burr is truly brilliant but not sure he's quite in that league.

@jasonbaum6284

20 күн бұрын

@@mattbrooks90 Stanhope is a hack.

@philipwofford5414

6 күн бұрын

Doug Stanhope is amazing

The froot loop hits😂😂😂

When he started talking about people trying to act hard in the midwest was the most accurate shit

@user-oo6vr1ky5f

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao as someone who lives in MN. That’s so true

@josephmayfield945

2 жыл бұрын

I live in the Midwest. Our violent crime is actually really high. I live in northern Indiana. We have more gun violence than most places in the nation.

@NateS917

Жыл бұрын

​@@josephmayfield945 ok hard ass

@mrttripz3236

Жыл бұрын

@@josephmayfield945 yeah but the point is that midwestern people just can’t sell it. You could kill 5 men in cold blood and still look like a dork if you tried to act hard

@Ishbikes

Жыл бұрын

@Bold One damn I’d love to see that lol

"But she stood on the heads of those little people.." Love how Conan is trying to stifle his laughter here but is actually dying.

@scottjohnson5687

Жыл бұрын

Everyone in the business know about the truth behind the scenes so it's more funny to them

One of the best to ever do it.

"The awful level of comfort" 🤣🤣🤣

i decided i was not going to leave,so i attacked everything they loved...LEGEND

Bill Burr is my spirit animal.

@RainbowRoadCrashTest

3 жыл бұрын

You better be assertive and quick witted af in person

@agustindetlefsen6944

Жыл бұрын

😂

I love this man.

I love Bill Burr’s comedy. Would love to see him live and then get an autograph. Just say hello. Thanks Bill.

One of the greatest humans ever to touch this earth. 🍻🔥

@rajdubois

4 жыл бұрын

SSJFACPACIFIST ok boomer

@jimmyflynn4669

4 жыл бұрын

Cheers

@MrEpic-gr5ww

4 жыл бұрын

Kermit not laugh, didn’t laugh

@rajdubois

3 жыл бұрын

Dylan Kline yo chill issa joke karen, also i commented that 4 months ago

@rajdubois

3 жыл бұрын

Mr. Epic 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Roofing in July as a redhead" hahaha

@dom-fy6kr

3 жыл бұрын

Can you explain that please 🙏🙏 English isn't my first language.

@adamm.6595

3 жыл бұрын

@@dom-fy6kr red hair individuals are typically more pale than standard Caucasians and do not react well to overt sunlight.

Excellent compilation, had me laughing!

I saw Bill Burr in Denver about 5 years ago I think it was and I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna die. Definitely one of the best comedians of our time ❤

"McDonald's is for kids and when you get hammered." I love it. I'll remember that.

Bill doesn't buy into the BS. We need more comedians like him. You know, like it use to be.

@jasoncoburn445

Жыл бұрын

Well, yes and no.. He has strayed into the libral patch a bit, but generally speaking I agree.

@abcdefg-xm7dc

Жыл бұрын

@@jasoncoburn445 sure, cause nobody appreciates comedy like a conservative 🤣

@Walhor

27 күн бұрын

@@jasoncoburn445 he gone soft due to family. It happens to alot of comedians sadly

😂😂😂 the witchita part lol

He is one of the top 5 comedians to ever walk the face of the earth.

@vejay369

17 күн бұрын

Yeah Carlos mencia, Dane cook, Matt Rife, Hannah Gadsby are the other 4

@JakeFields92

17 күн бұрын

@@vejay369 HAHA not even close!

@neilaspin008

17 күн бұрын

To walk the face of America, maybe.

@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub

17 күн бұрын

Lol some fool said Dane Cook.

@vejay369

16 күн бұрын

@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub yeah that's the joke. Ur apparently trying to be the 6th comedian on that list. Probably right up there with carrot cake or carrot top or whatever his name is

“Ya keepin’ it real in Wichita?!” Classic.

"we're all eating a giant shit sandwich out here. Nobody cares" 😂😂😂 one of my favorites of his

Absolutely Love Bill. Life is waaaay better with Bill about.

Bill Burr is exactly my brain.....LOVE HIM!!

He's gonna be beyond awesome when he's a crotchety old dude! Oh, yeahhh.....

@haggisa

4 жыл бұрын

KvK Coils “When”?

@bobnavonvictorsteyn9017

3 жыл бұрын

haggisa What are you insinuating?

@FManAngryAmerican

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't he like 70 already?

@ben5966

3 жыл бұрын

Like Carlin

@Razi98

3 жыл бұрын

George Carlin would be proud

"I did roofing in July and almost died" LOL

@Jeff-sp7bg

Ай бұрын

He's not lying that is brutal work. Even if your dark you better cover up and drink a gallon of Gatorade

@edwardfletcher7790

29 күн бұрын

As a redhead !

Now I have a headache from laughing. Thanks a lot, Bill Burr!

He is the man! Soooo genuine.😂

He’s dead on about Jobs; hell he is dead on about everything that he observes!

@robertbaratheon2193

3 жыл бұрын

Jobs is dead on, too. For awhile now.

@TonytheTiger313

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertbaratheon2193 I didn't even know he was sick

@williamdougie6213

Жыл бұрын

The truth is hilarious

@edwardbear9511

Жыл бұрын

semi colon 😬

Burr and Conan are so great together. Conan one of the few talk show hosts I still really like

@neckofthewoodsupdated7549

2 жыл бұрын

Because they're both Red heads from Boston..... So they kinda Relate to each other.

@thehammer9599

27 күн бұрын

His bit on Haiti was cringe.

Ha. Love this guy. That Philly gig is awesome.

Conan I can’t believe that marriage didn’t work out 😂😂😂

Dead on with the Steve Jobs roast. Steve was a salesman/middleman plain & simple. Woz and the rest of the engineers should have been the 90+% stakeholders.

@Vaerah

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly, and I know Conan's playing wingman but he didn't have to compare him to Edison. Unless he was being next-level ironic because he was a fraudulent thief.

@dipasharma5518

3 жыл бұрын

Well most of his wealth waa from his investment in Pixar which later Disney bought.

The audio quality of that 2nd last clip 👌

Everybody needs a dose of Bill Burr once in a while to stay sane! 😀

I want to see Bill Burr and Karl Pilkington in a room together, now that would be hilarious!

@totalSLACK

3 жыл бұрын

🤯

@CorridorJ

3 жыл бұрын

Bills gone on record saying he hates his show and doesn’t find him funny so

@sgtspite

3 жыл бұрын

@@CorridorJ Yeah, I saw that, but that's exactly why I think it would be hilarious as I don't think Karl would find Bill funny either!

@iim4xii129

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, they're way too opposite.

@totalSLACK

3 жыл бұрын

@@iim4xii129 but also exactly the same..

Lmao he said he's like edison. Edison literally had a group of inventors work for him and took all the credit

@stjepannekic3602

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad that today evsryone know that Edison was a fraud who stole inventions and ideas from others. He was scumbag and I'm very glad that world knows that. Edison didn't even invent light bulb, he stole that from Brittish scientist. Nobody comes close to Tesla. He invented electricity and hundreds of other patents. Edison only invented way to charge you electricity. God damn fraud.

@thepeople5589

3 жыл бұрын

Hey man if they were his companies employees... it belongs to him.

@user-pd9ju5dk5s

3 жыл бұрын

@@stjepannekic3602 No one invented electricity.... harness yes, invent no

@seriousbismuth2173

3 жыл бұрын

@@stjepannekic3602 I agree, and I LOVE Tesla, but he didn't "invent" electricity 🤣

@stjepannekic3602

3 жыл бұрын

@@seriousbismuth2173 I just used wrong verb 😂 not my first nore second language 😂

Just a genuine guy expressing his honest thoughts and with sense of humor.

the dog one was hilarious 😂

The way Bill Burr sit is brutal and unreal.

@jcnot9712

4 жыл бұрын

Zihao Fang his back surely must think so