If your friend tells you he killed his wife, don’t tell him you are going to call the police on him and then turn your back to him so you can make the call

@TheNewRobotMaster

9 ай бұрын

Hm yes this is very rude to do when you are a guest in someone's home

@yazanhussam8182

8 ай бұрын

Also being chocked by plastic bag is one of the easiest things to get out of.

@potahtochip

8 ай бұрын

​@@yazanhussam8182I know right just rip the bag

@wiktoriagwozdowska5484

6 ай бұрын

Exactly 🙄 they literally always do this in movies, giving the attacker the possibility to kill

@weeyangtoh6049

5 ай бұрын

It's TV,what do you expect😅

Definitely shows how addiction can ruin your life so much that u actually become the addiction and are no longer the person you used to be.

@arofficial3344

8 ай бұрын

It shows if someone continues to "stick it in" they will become the thing people will "stick it in".

@topenoel1931

6 ай бұрын

Exactly

@Aerojet01

4 ай бұрын

I couldn't agree more.

@jsj31313jj

4 ай бұрын

​@arofficial3344 😂

@Shiiki_Gacha

3 ай бұрын

@@arofficial3344I still don’t get it

Lisa: "Are you cheating on me?!" Jerry: "oh honey, it's waaaaaay weirder than that!"

I feel like this has a deeper meaning to it , like how a simple addiction can change your whole life

@tysonwilliam1722

8 ай бұрын

You can litteraly lose your head because of some addiction...

@carlovincent

8 ай бұрын

Indeed!

@Toshiro4619

8 ай бұрын

​@@tysonwilliam1722If only I could remember where I left it.

@bishuhggrahdlfuhddl

8 ай бұрын

Losing three kinds of head ❤

@CalvinHikes

7 ай бұрын

That's not deeper

Moral of the story: if you think you spouse is cheating, do a proper investigation

@jezzikijackson1373

Жыл бұрын

Exactly ❤

@TheNinjaPoodle

Жыл бұрын

There are definitely better morals than that

@_1DK_

Жыл бұрын

. .

@willysbakery6878

Жыл бұрын

do LITERALLY ANYTHING before you do a lovecraftian glory hole.

@TheJoker-bz3ms

11 ай бұрын

Moral*

This is definitely the weirdest one I've seen you guys recapped

@izzori

Жыл бұрын

Ikr, I was cringing 😂

@Ziggified

Жыл бұрын

No shit 💀we all knew the substance

@xpaperxcutx4588

11 ай бұрын

Agreed. Don’t think I actually want to see this movie…

@Marven_Jean

10 ай бұрын

definitely

@kimanireid6111

8 ай бұрын

​@@Ziggifiedlol

I just watched an eleven and a half minute video about an hour and a half long movie based on a one minute joke. The original joke? Well a young sailor joins his ship for the first time and is bored after a few days of sailing. He’s directed to “the barrel” and told to “stick it in” being assured it’s okay because the whole crew does it. It felt great so he went back for more on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday and it all felt great but on Friday he stuck it in and nothing happened. He advised the Captain of the malfunction and the Captain said “Of course it didn’t work, it’s Friday. It’s your turn to be in the barrel.”

@samuelkrewinghaus1702

10 ай бұрын

That's gotta suck.

@twistysnacks

10 ай бұрын

​@@samuelkrewinghaus1702 No, HE'S gotta

@brainwashingdetergent4128

10 ай бұрын

@@twistysnacks 😂😂🤣💀

@Derek_The_Magnificent_Bastard

4 ай бұрын

LMAO🤣😂

@realmadrid7129

3 ай бұрын

Bro that's a crazy joke right there xD

His friend clearly wasn't that smart... why try to call the police then and there when you're standing in the room with a killer and even turn your back to him.

@gerardjagroo

Жыл бұрын

Classic movie idiocy.

@lunkholhou

9 ай бұрын

Yeah I was pissed at his idiocy that made me really pleased that he died then and there

@Florida1213

9 ай бұрын

The ONLY reason I could see not waiting til you left would be if you feared your friend would kill himself once you were out of the room. But I would certainly not turn my back to him!

@freebee8221

9 ай бұрын

What movie is this?

@joaquinvivas4414

9 ай бұрын

​@@freebee8221did you not watch the video? Let alone the words on the movie of the entire video? If not then i understand, soem glasses is what you need

"what if he finds out it's baby Yoda in there??" LMAOOOOOOOOOO

@rooneykwami4820

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@soxpeewee

Жыл бұрын

It was

@pringlebatch

11 ай бұрын

Nooooooo 😫 Grogu I'm sorry

@shpresalika1543

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅

@achiblitz_

8 ай бұрын

That’s the weirdest sentence in the whole recap

You're the only movie recap channel I can watch because no one else makes jokes :) It feels like they are just AI generated content

@bageljade2165

Жыл бұрын

they usually are!

@jellyphone8343

Жыл бұрын

@@bageljade2165 yea lol

@CarterHarmeyer-sd5fn

Жыл бұрын

True

@seanhardy7733

Жыл бұрын

this is very factual

@DaveGeelen88

Жыл бұрын

channel SpaceIce is superrrrrrrrrrfunny!

There is a key line you missed. Madam Zhora tells Mike, "He is what it wants" referring Jerry and the box.

Her: "I'm pregnant" also her: *starts drinking* (note: some people believe you can drink some wine while pregnant, but there're also studies that say it can increase the chances of miscarriage, amongst other conplications, especially in early pregnancy)

@brianhillman5867

9 ай бұрын

Any alcohol thins your blood, which i think is why its bad to have any

@greatarabia8091

9 ай бұрын

I'm a doctor and any alcohol is catastrophic to pregnancy. There's no small amount that is safe.

@user-yz6rw3si3e

9 ай бұрын

There's also a risk for the child developing FAS or fetal alcohol syndrome, if the lady drinks excessively during pregnancy. A wife of one of my cousins was an alcoholic and drank excessively during her pregnancy. Their daughter is slightly mentally unsound and has poor health. She's in and out of hospital every few months.

@dnola2053

8 ай бұрын

That's how your kids get fish eyes

@DocAcher

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, it is absolutely not safe to have any alcohol whilst pregnant.

this movie deserves a separate genre...HORROROTIC!

@jellyphone8343

Жыл бұрын

who came up with this shit

@rjn1749

11 ай бұрын

Scaroused

@kitsunekaze93

11 ай бұрын

there are most definetely a few movies that do fit this genre!

@brendonjacobs7839

9 ай бұрын

That is already a genre I think

@mathiasschneider7690

9 ай бұрын

"A Serbian Film" is a horror movie similar to that.

They need to make pocket versions. These boxes are too big for mass adoption!

@Psycandy

Жыл бұрын

at least its portable. My design looks more like a vending machine.

@gavinjenkins899

11 ай бұрын

Yeah just toss a finger in there instead of a head. If it goes bad more quickly, all the better, planned obsolescence, more business

@ghostface7896

9 ай бұрын

They're like a 3/10 don't recommend

@user-oy9om9kf3y

8 ай бұрын

I make mine with a pringles can and a balloon

@hang-the-dogs

8 ай бұрын

A sex doll version might be out of the market anytime soon

Have mercy on the poor soul that first discovered what the goo-monster does without it being hidden in a box

@kitsunekaze93

11 ай бұрын

the story of humanity: "but what if i stick my dick in it?"

@gavinjenkins899

11 ай бұрын

He said in the video that just having it on his hands increased his pleasure, so it's not that surprising actually. You just poke it first with your hands etc. then observe the pleasure, then from there the rest is history.

@shu6arr

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@HerculesBallsInc

9 ай бұрын

Sort of like the first guy who discovered that licking certain toads can make you hallucinate?

@universpro7741

8 ай бұрын

What?

I’ll never understand the logic of ringing the police right in front of the guy who killed two people! He even turned his back on him! 😂

@Mythraen

7 ай бұрын

It's the one thing wrong with this otherwise stellar work of fiction.

@Shendue

6 ай бұрын

@@Mythraen 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bruh their thumbnails are getting out of hand

@BentleyBohemian_96

Жыл бұрын

Hole of glory lol

@andiepyae7617

Жыл бұрын

Frfr

@azharulislam8844

Жыл бұрын

Fr😂

@pog_nuggetfriend9413

Жыл бұрын

lolll

@charliedurnford3277

Жыл бұрын

*their 🤪

Reminded me little bit on this : To become a friar. The man is welcomed warmly into the brotherhood, and a fellow friar takes him on a tour of the place. He shows him the chapel, sleeping quarters, gardens, prayer rooms, library... It goes on and on, and the mans eyes grow bigger at every turn. And so the tour is concluded, and the friar asks if the man has any other questions. The man then reluctantly asks "well, how do you guys cope with the urges of the flesh? You know, sex?" The friar smiles and says " I knew you would ask that! Come, follow me." The man follows the friar to the stables, where they stop at an ordinary barrel. "you see that hole?" asked the friar, pointing at a hole in the barrels side, "stick your junk in there and you'll get the pleasing you desire!". "Oh man, sweet!" answers the man, "How often can I use this?" "Everyday except Tuesday." "Why not Tuesday?" the man asks. The friar looks at him and says "Because then it's your turn to get in the barrel!"

@ibra6800

Жыл бұрын

lol

@queenofcats1

Жыл бұрын

Good one bro

@MrJking065

Жыл бұрын

🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

@gloriousblobber9647

Жыл бұрын

xD I saw a version of this with pirates on a joke channel

@denisemcdougal6445

Жыл бұрын

😮😮😮😮😮

I want to know if the writers of this movie need help 💀

@HughJass-jv2lt

7 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@shivaprasad9321

Ай бұрын

😂😂

I just love that he breaks character and it's great 😂

"Jerry's fucked now"😂😂😂😂😂I cant stop laughing...

@SegopotjoGiven7

3 ай бұрын

He is indeed fucked 😢

You have saved me from so many movies yet allowed me to distractedly experience them! Great stuff for a baking night!😅

@DrunKao

9 ай бұрын

Are we talking about cakes or marijuana?

@ozramblue117

9 ай бұрын

@@DrunKao lol! Nono, I own a small bakery.

@warriorwinter2233

9 ай бұрын

It's called living vicariously darling 💫❤

@ozramblue117

9 ай бұрын

@@warriorwinter2233 well, no that’s something quite different but these synopses are very enjoyable.

@warriorwinter2233

9 ай бұрын

@@ozramblue117 lmao 🤣🤣 they are diff yes! But I meant her original comment. You save her from movies while letting her enjoy them. I am her in the other bake form 😂😀😂😀😂😀😂😀 ☝️💨. And I'm so busy that I "live vicariously without having to watch it's entirety" saves me time and energy and I still get to see 🙈 😂😂❤️👌✊. But yet again her response was so funny. Oh no I really own a bakery 🥯🧁. Just wholesome 😂❤️.

Never stick your junk into mysterious boxes😂

@supersaiyanbino

11 ай бұрын

Bilbo Baggins: What business is it of yours what I do with my things!?!?!

@ifeelbetterabouthis.louis3

11 ай бұрын

@@supersaiyanbino have fun with that🤣

@isaiahwill

10 ай бұрын

Far too late pal

@ifeelbetterabouthis.louis3

10 ай бұрын

@@isaiahwill the worst part is the dudes gay and didn't even know it🤣

@hawk66100

9 ай бұрын

It’s called a glory hole.

Baby yoda was the scariest thing darkest thing said on this recap 😂

"Jerry's fucked now" and i am back to being a Mystery Recapped Stan.

@cringecringe4342

Жыл бұрын

He is going to be fucked

@StrangeScaryNewEngland

9 ай бұрын

stan?

4:37 I like that the tiny little cut when you said magical which probably wasn’t intended but makes it much more entertaining to know you found it hilarious too

You win. This is the strangest film I’ve never seen

"Stay away from the cock-box Jerry!" LOL... this guy is hilarious

9:52 I think he is a little more than just ‘addicted’ to it at this point 💀

So a guy goes to a brothel and he is attracted to .... a box with a hole!! Yep, totally believable

@aqua6613

8 ай бұрын

Usually those holes are located in truck stop bathrooms...

@SlaaneshM30

8 ай бұрын

​@@aqua6613 Not sure I'd want to know what's on the other side. Chances are it won't be a 10/10 miss universe...

@Kumire_921

6 ай бұрын

@@SlaaneshM30 i wouldn't want to stick it anywhere in a brothel anyway, at least not without a condom on

@kamikeserpentail3778

5 ай бұрын

Neighbors showing up to celebrate some douche's birthday? Not so believable.

@DeputyFish

4 ай бұрын

tbf they are also a box with a hole in it

Wow. Great plot. Loved the ending. Trippy. Cool. Outside the BOX. Loved it. Kudos!

@LizzNjagah

8 ай бұрын

Very much inside the box, pun intended.

Your commentary that’s slipped in every so often is just golden 👌

That’s not addicted but adDICKted 😂

Lost it at "let's hope that's not the pain box from Dune."

@addicteddude420

Жыл бұрын

Can you imagine the pain?!?

@soxpeewee

Жыл бұрын

Nice prank

@jahigains9201

11 ай бұрын

I must not fear...

@petsgamesandrobots438

8 ай бұрын

fear is the mind killer

@kdizzle901

4 ай бұрын

That would hurt so bad

They took "giving head" too literally 😂

He’s trying to hold his laughter multiple times🤣

Just right off the bat I bust a gut laughing....damn Adam, you never fail to make me laugh

@RecoveringChristian

6 ай бұрын

Adam is usually so clean on his own channel. They made him say the c word and the d word here :(

He finally found out what was in the box...Happy ending 🥴🫣

@trollmagnet8265

6 ай бұрын

Creppy movies

I love the commentary you give as well as the jokes

3:12 "Dipping Dong in the Dark Den" has to be the best use of alliteration I've ever seen😂

Dwarf star in the black hole had me rolling on the floor laughing

"Stick it in here" 😳😳

@Kyleplier

Жыл бұрын

Glory hole lol

@SyloJarVIII

Жыл бұрын

I already did 😏

@Kyleplier

Жыл бұрын

@@SyloJarVIII BRUH 🤣

@NothingIsImposible09

Жыл бұрын

@@SyloJarVIII didn't you learn from Jerry 😮

This is one of the best recap channels. Been watching for a while and all your vids are great

Okay let's be honest that "magical liquid" is just an endless amount of molly 😂

Thought it was a head from the start…didn’t expect it to go THAT way 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jerry's fucked now...hahahaha that detective is going to show him his secondary shotgun

Jerry wasn’t ready for that jelly! 😂

This film was creepy, saw the entire thing. Cautionary tale, never trust a mystery box with a hole in it that tells you to insert.

0:00 im dead 💀

This is like a black mirror X rated lol

@thelegacyofgaming2928

7 ай бұрын

No, this is just black mirror

What's strange about your channel is most of these movies you recap I wouldn't watch otherwise because if I did I would hate them. Thanks for the movies!

It's oddly satisfying how the detective pursuing Jerry makes contact with him in the end. Jerry learnt a valuable lesson from this experience: You cannot escape law enforcement.

@eyecatcheramit

6 ай бұрын

"cannot escape law enforcement" had me dying LOL...Even if he ended in prison he would have to give BJ to other inmates...

@JediOfTheRepublic

5 ай бұрын

Can't escape the long dick of the law

I had to stop the video every 10 to 20 seconds to laugh at his jokes😂😂

@rooneykwami4820

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Oh this one brings so much horror.

I love his recap voice comments in narration and especially when he says "he commits the unthinkable"❤ I like movies too much

They made a “horror” movie out of the joke: A soldier on deployment in the desert is desperate for some action but there are no women around and he’s forbidden from leaving the base. Another soldier clues him into a secret hole about a mile outside the base, wait until night sneak off put your - in the hole and have fun. The soldier waits a few days then one nite does it and it’s great. He goes back several nites in a row the last time nothing happens. He asks the the guy who told him about it that nothing happened the last time the guy replies, “ well yeah, it’s your turn in the hole”

i need this box for work yeah...

"Huh Jerry is fucked now" LOL quite literally, that got me rly good xD

The way you tell a story is awsome this one was funny af 👍

4:35 was gold. the way he broke and laughed was hilarious!!!

@emremokoko

8 ай бұрын

"At least take a break from the cock box, jerry" 6:17

So technically this just means that it's been in the male past victim's mouth

@terskataneli6457

Жыл бұрын

No no it's the sticky substance excreted by the weird ball

@Classy.prettysavage7

Жыл бұрын

​​@@terskataneli6457 the weird ball is also a man who also become a victim just like jerry.

@slaydog5102

Жыл бұрын

​@@terskataneli6457 which is the man, duh.

@terskataneli6457

Жыл бұрын

@@slaydog5102 but the ball has no mouth....

@Isaiah_Robotics

Жыл бұрын

@Terska Taneli the mouth has melted together along with the rest of the head,so either way you would have been sticking it into a man's head 😄

My question to all of you is would you still use the black box if you knew it was a guy's head?

@madalynnk4221

Жыл бұрын

Jambi?

@BylerIsCannon

Жыл бұрын

even better

@rosierrosier9926

Жыл бұрын

Hole is a hole...I would not be marrying it or have children it is a means to an end

@BylerIsCannon

Жыл бұрын

@@rosierrosier9926 if theres a hole theres a goal

@america2793

Жыл бұрын

Yes

Bro got box-whipped.

7:10 was honestly expecting him to buy a vacuum cleaner hose next 😆

Love your recaps, you make me laugh.

its like that joke: basically how it goes is that theres a dude on a ship with other dudes and hes like horny and shit so he goes to his captain to ask how everyone else deals with the situation and then the captain shows him a barrel with a hole in it and says thats how we solve it, and so he tries it and it feels good but after a while the captain asks him about his problem and the dude replies that he's feeling great, and so the captain says "thats great, because it looks like you're in the barrel today."

@peagames2002

Жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD noooo hahahah! I love this joke I am going to use this definitely. I have a friendgroup with some idiots who pretend to be pirates so this joke will be perfect!

@NoWayToHell

Жыл бұрын

@@peagames2002 how did it go haha

@A-Warthog-cc1wm

11 ай бұрын

bro what are you doing here lol

That last line, 'Jerry is f@&ked now' became so literal! LMAO

Am I the only one that wanted a fist to come out the hole in the box and sock him in the eye?

@cyr0_gd

Жыл бұрын

yea i thought if some looney tunes shut like that

@kamikeserpentail3778

5 ай бұрын

I was thinking a tongue.

The fact that it was actually A HUMAN HEAD OR PARTS OF IT inside the box

This says so much about society

@gbasar1032

11 ай бұрын

What does it say actually because I can’t think of any??

@JaquzziJones

9 ай бұрын

@@gbasar1032 that we live in one

@ahappilydrunkpuppy8961

9 ай бұрын

More like what it says about men. Their obsession with pleasure and how they allow it to destroy their and others lives

"This is already such a stupid idea." Best recap ever.

The voiceovers in this video definitely set u apart from the other recap channel!!! Do more of them!!!!😂😂😂

Mystery Recapped, where the narrator is more interesting than the film and it doesn't just sound like an AI voicebot.

Jerry uses an abuses a human fleshlight, only to become a fleshlight himself... oof, The Erotic Ending

@kitsunekaze93

11 ай бұрын

i think i have seen porn of that, the internet sure is interesting

“Jerry’s fcuked now” line is underrated 😂

the ending is a GEM

thank u for doing these! love it!

definitely one of the movies of all time

04:42 You couldn't hold that giggle during speech, could you? 😂

😂😂😂 It was hilarious, thank you ❤

@adamafterdark6233

Жыл бұрын

You're welcome 🙂 thanks for watching!

This was shocking.

This recap is the most hilarious one ive ever come across. Was laughing hard throughout the video. The doctor's voice saying "at least lay off the cockbox jerry"

Bros voice is rizzing me up the entire time and making me laugh too. I can't get enough of this guy he's fr my favorite. I would die for this man. But ngl this video was mad weird 💀💀💀💀💀

Yay another Banger

my regret in life is i cant unhear all this and i cant stop watching

Your humor makes the video. Great Sunday morning watch

“His dwarf star in the black hole” that got me cranking 90’s all night bro

His last comment got me lol... Jerry is F -ed now 😆 😂 🤣

"What if he finds out it's baby Yoda in there?" :D :D

Yes as a story writer nothing solves your character’s problems like infinite cash being offered

This is awesome!

Adam, how is your mental health after narrating all these weird freaky movies?😁😅

Man is al ready a nutcase... after seeing the whole stuff and still addicted more.

In these modern horror films, the protagonists are horrible and one gets the impression that life is nothing but meaningless suffering and nasty people. I don't think it is, but these films convey that feeling.

The fact that there could literally be anything in the box is crazy, but anything and anything you could had said . . . You said baby yoda

“Put his Dwarf star in the black hole” 😂💀

Your commentary is pure gold! Don't get discouraged by all these fake robot voices trying to steal your style....they got nothing on you!

just love your jokes dude thanks for putting in the effort.

It's like that joke about the barrel. Tuesday is his turn in the barrel. But for him, Tuesday never ends.

"dwarf star into the black hole"... perfection.