Kristen Schaal: "I Speak Many Languages, Including the Language of Sex” - Stand-Up Compilation
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Get to know Kristen Schaal from seven jokes about her boyfriend, her parents and her multilingual abilities.
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The hair, the awkwardness... This woman is a modern national treasure haha
Its so nice of Louise Belcher to take some time off her busy schedule to Voice Kristen Schaal.
@-ji2hr
Жыл бұрын
🤣
@shadywiskerz
8 ай бұрын
That’s definitely something Louise would say too 😂
Love her so much 🥰 from playing Mel, on flight of the conchords, to everything she has done since! I got to be her server at a restaurant I worked at a few years back! I was star struck 🥰😂 She was so nice, and even reminded me that I had asked for a picture with her before she left! Her family is super nice too!
@justinpitonzo8988
Жыл бұрын
Stop bothering the customers and run your food.
@miahconnell23
Жыл бұрын
@@justinpitonzo8988 😂🤣😂🤣
@nzstjohnthebaptist
Жыл бұрын
So, were they her actual parents?
Hearing the voice of Mabel Pines make dirty jokes is- um- an experience
The bit with the parents was HILARIOUS.
@deathybrs
Жыл бұрын
No kidding... talk about making your parents regret coming to your show! I have this headcanon where EVERY time her parents come to the show, they get a DIFFERENT outrageous story told about them.
She has a vintage style and I love it.
I love it when 'Louise Belcher' does comedy. Truly appreciates her style.
@justinpitonzo8988
Жыл бұрын
I like when Louise Belcher is a vampire on wwdits
@SB-gx9jj
Жыл бұрын
Don’t you mean Harley Quinn?
@ReallyRobEgan
Жыл бұрын
@@SB-gx9jj No, clearly Mabel Pines
Oh wow I can't believe she did that to her parents 😂
@Tht1Gy
Жыл бұрын
Are those her real parents? Or just some ppl she hired? I couldn't make up my mind. 😼
@glenacord
Жыл бұрын
@@Tht1Gy Her dad looks a LOT like her so I vote for "real parents"!
Loved her in the Concords and Last Man, haven't seen her stand up until this and just love her. She's such and adorable and adorable doofus 😂
I was listening to this without looking at it and I all kept picturing was Louise Belcher talking..
@victorsmith7172
Жыл бұрын
No fr I'm driving and this came on and I'm like that's Louise 😂
@s.s2943
Жыл бұрын
Kind of disturbing, isn’t it? 🤣🤣🤣
@jessetreadway5249
Жыл бұрын
You think about a child talking about sex? Wtf...
@hugeuglygorillaz9599
Жыл бұрын
I've got kids so all I'm hearing is Mabel from Gravity Falls
Never heard Mabel from Gravity Falls say penis so many times
I can't unsee Mabel Pines saying those first 10 seconds...
How did catacombs not work out. It sounds like a great business idea. And would be a great commercial for Wednesday.
@Hayyyward
Жыл бұрын
I would open a church store just for dogs and call it Dogma. Of course it would always have a history of fighting with the other dog church stores in the area.
@lorribishop4801
2 ай бұрын
I live in Portland and was seriously considering how great of an idea that is when she said it 😂😂
Louise is that you???? nah Thats Mabel
Mable from "gravity falls" ?
I LOVE her brand of goofy!
I'm always trolled by the fact that she's a cutie but also voices several animated children =_=
@antoniodominguezjr4734
Жыл бұрын
I don’t understand the “but” part of your comment.
@GabeThaGoober
Жыл бұрын
@@antoniodominguezjr4734 dude is saying that he thinks of children when he thinks of her or at when he hears the voice
Pasta/anti-pasto reactions will power our starships in the future.
Ohhh, now I get it. Mel from Flight of the Conchords was working the comedy circuit in New York and stalking Bret and Jemaine in her free time. Makes sense now.
No wonder she's so cool , with parents like that.👏👏👏
I'm flatulent in 6 languages.
I was just keeping still, is brilliant. DEEP.
I have such a huge crush on her 😅
@TheJp10000
Жыл бұрын
You too?!
@ryanstewart116
Жыл бұрын
@@TheJp10000 I have quirky/nerdy type lol
Oh gosh. All I hear is Mabel Pines and I don't know how to feel anymore. Lol
So funny and soo cute!
*She was so funny in the TV series The Last Man On Earth. I hope they will bring that show back one day and/or make a sequel series.*
Haha! She’s so funny!
She’s so funny, I love how she makes fun of weirdos by being a weirdo.
@Tht1Gy
Жыл бұрын
I don't think she "is making fun of weirdos". I think she is making fun of you "normies" with her goofyness.
@TamaraKane
Жыл бұрын
@@Tht1Gywhy not both? 😜
I could not love this woman more. If I was a lesbian, and she was too, I would so go for her ♥
@heatherrobinson4460
Жыл бұрын
You really said a mouthful! Oddly, I know exactly what you meant.
Mabel Pines is a brilliant stand up.
I wasn't prepared for Mabel to hit puberty yet 😢
Oh I love that girl
I worked for a major health insurance company, and I can assure you they did not want to cover anything to help the penis. ED medications? Not covered. Sex therapy? Not covered. I once had to tell a customer on the phone that there was nothing he could do to get the insurance company to cover ED mediation...that it was a "hard exclusion." I didn’t even realize the double entendre.
She…is…the…best! 😂
I looove yooou Woman you never seize to get me gut hurting laughs n brightness thank you for doing what you do
@Masakari6
Жыл бұрын
Cease*
she is the best thing since sliced bread
@spencerkagen1386
Жыл бұрын
Think you misspelled Betty White
mabel be going crazy💀
"You did him didn't ya mom?" Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
I never knew she does stand-up....glad she's just as awkward in real life
MABEL! 🌠
❤
Mabel and Louse would be a great Stand Up conedian
That's so crazy she's from Longmont.
this ain't my Doctor Who.
😂
SHE HAS A LISP!!!!!!
She is so cute.
Is this The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel live show?
She's so cute.
That was not French 😂😂😂😂😂
So are you related to Dick Schaal?
Haha
genius
🌹❤️💋
😍
Did she voice Mabel from gravity falls?
@PinoyBowlerGS92
10 ай бұрын
Yes
crazy that Mable Pines is also a great comedian!
Gravity Falls ❤
Cannot NOT listen and hear Sarah Lynn (Bojack Horseman) and Mable (Gravity Falls)
Does she make her own dresses?
Is it fair to say the jokes are funny. She is attractive. And that dress is very nice.
That is not Linda and Bob 🤔
And they say comedy channels count... 😜
its so strange hearing sex jokes in mabel's voice
Mabel?
Catacombs.
Andu did em
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
AVP hey / nice hair / never mind /
Mabel and Sarah lynn
Can see why southpark let her go
Trash talking your husband is real funny...
Aubrey plaza can’t hold a candle to this lady sorry 🕯️
Deon Cole much with the jokes on paper 🤔
@TCthaCrisis
Жыл бұрын
And Tyler Craig
@tofurkys
Жыл бұрын
@@TCthaCrisis you two gonna make out now?
@charlesmoore1980pure
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 You OBVIOUSLY want to, here you go 😘 🤣🤣💀🤡
Haldol is the only way I know how to do this and it will have to do you too🎉and I will have to double up with you. You are the best I have ever had in my life 💓 You have been so good at my games ; I'm yours and I love you very much 💖 and the shadows are gone by so I hope that you are ready for mercy on Feb 1st to make love best in zion and try and stop loving you remember how to make your own homemade cake for your own favorite foods and how much fun it will have to do you.
Still yet to find a female "comedian" that doesn't immediately talk about sex and/or genitals. How stunning and brave
That was not French…
is she making fun of female comedians who overly sexualize themselves, or is she a female comedian who overly sexualizes herself?
Her outfits are perfection.
@dtschuor459
Жыл бұрын
Agree!❤
She needs to start an only fans and stop playing
I don't know why every woman comedian I see talks about nothing but sex. As much as guys think about it, they seem to have better material.
Not Funny At All.........
Nah this was not it! Can we talk about how every female comedian has to make all their jokes about sex! I mean that last one got a little incesty
Oh no.. Paper numbered jokes taken from Deon Cole and Tyler Craig... Amy Schumer has been reincarnated??
She’s still a Female “Comic”?
This would be a lot better with some funny jokes.
Not funny
When is the funny stuff?
A walking mammoth with a voice Bart Simpson laced out... it's not funny anymore sister.