Kristen Schaal: "I Speak Many Languages, Including the Language of Sex” - Stand-Up Compilation

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Get to know Kristen Schaal from seven jokes about her boyfriend, her parents and her multilingual abilities.
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  • @paulciampo2104
    @paulciampo2104 Жыл бұрын

    The hair, the awkwardness... This woman is a modern national treasure haha

  • @michael_thq
    @michael_thq Жыл бұрын

    Its so nice of Louise Belcher to take some time off her busy schedule to Voice Kristen Schaal.

  • @-ji2hr

    @-ji2hr

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @shadywiskerz

    @shadywiskerz

    8 ай бұрын

    That’s definitely something Louise would say too 😂

  • @katystanley2539
    @katystanley2539 Жыл бұрын

    Love her so much 🥰 from playing Mel, on flight of the conchords, to everything she has done since! I got to be her server at a restaurant I worked at a few years back! I was star struck 🥰😂 She was so nice, and even reminded me that I had asked for a picture with her before she left! Her family is super nice too!

  • @justinpitonzo8988

    @justinpitonzo8988

    Жыл бұрын

    Stop bothering the customers and run your food.

  • @miahconnell23

    @miahconnell23

    Жыл бұрын

    @@justinpitonzo8988 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @nzstjohnthebaptist

    @nzstjohnthebaptist

    Жыл бұрын

    So, were they her actual parents?

  • @keiraeditsstuff
    @keiraeditsstuff Жыл бұрын

    Hearing the voice of Mabel Pines make dirty jokes is- um- an experience

  • @Harvester88
    @Harvester88 Жыл бұрын

    The bit with the parents was HILARIOUS.

  • @deathybrs

    @deathybrs

    Жыл бұрын

    No kidding... talk about making your parents regret coming to your show! I have this headcanon where EVERY time her parents come to the show, they get a DIFFERENT outrageous story told about them.

  • @Princessofthelake
    @Princessofthelake Жыл бұрын

    She has a vintage style and I love it.

  • @jasonjohnson4803
    @jasonjohnson4803 Жыл бұрын

    I love it when 'Louise Belcher' does comedy. Truly appreciates her style.

  • @justinpitonzo8988

    @justinpitonzo8988

    Жыл бұрын

    I like when Louise Belcher is a vampire on wwdits

  • @SB-gx9jj

    @SB-gx9jj

    Жыл бұрын

    Don’t you mean Harley Quinn?

  • @ReallyRobEgan

    @ReallyRobEgan

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@SB-gx9jj No, clearly Mabel Pines

  • @hannahpickles4825
    @hannahpickles4825 Жыл бұрын

    Oh wow I can't believe she did that to her parents 😂

  • @Tht1Gy

    @Tht1Gy

    Жыл бұрын

    Are those her real parents? Or just some ppl she hired? I couldn't make up my mind. 😼

  • @glenacord

    @glenacord

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Tht1Gy Her dad looks a LOT like her so I vote for "real parents"!

  • @gofres
    @gofres Жыл бұрын

    Loved her in the Concords and Last Man, haven't seen her stand up until this and just love her. She's such and adorable and adorable doofus 😂

  • @shannyn85
    @shannyn85 Жыл бұрын

    I was listening to this without looking at it and I all kept picturing was Louise Belcher talking..

  • @victorsmith7172

    @victorsmith7172

    Жыл бұрын

    No fr I'm driving and this came on and I'm like that's Louise 😂

  • @s.s2943

    @s.s2943

    Жыл бұрын

    Kind of disturbing, isn’t it? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jessetreadway5249

    @jessetreadway5249

    Жыл бұрын

    You think about a child talking about sex? Wtf...

  • @hugeuglygorillaz9599

    @hugeuglygorillaz9599

    Жыл бұрын

    I've got kids so all I'm hearing is Mabel from Gravity Falls

  • @minecraftempirechallenge5696
    @minecraftempirechallenge5696 Жыл бұрын

    Never heard Mabel from Gravity Falls say penis so many times

  • @iim4xii129
    @iim4xii1297 ай бұрын

    I can't unsee Mabel Pines saying those first 10 seconds...

  • @barrettpickett5603
    @barrettpickett5603 Жыл бұрын

    How did catacombs not work out. It sounds like a great business idea. And would be a great commercial for Wednesday.

  • @Hayyyward

    @Hayyyward

    Жыл бұрын

    I would open a church store just for dogs and call it Dogma. Of course it would always have a history of fighting with the other dog church stores in the area.

  • @lorribishop4801

    @lorribishop4801

    2 ай бұрын

    I live in Portland and was seriously considering how great of an idea that is when she said it 😂😂

  • @abrahamnakuumba4867
    @abrahamnakuumba4867 Жыл бұрын

    Louise is that you???? nah Thats Mabel

  • @-_-SpongeBob
    @-_-SpongeBob Жыл бұрын

    Mable from "gravity falls" ?

  • @Tht1Gy
    @Tht1Gy Жыл бұрын

    I LOVE her brand of goofy!

  • @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos
    @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos Жыл бұрын

    I'm always trolled by the fact that she's a cutie but also voices several animated children =_=

  • @antoniodominguezjr4734

    @antoniodominguezjr4734

    Жыл бұрын

    I don’t understand the “but” part of your comment.

  • @GabeThaGoober

    @GabeThaGoober

    Жыл бұрын

    @@antoniodominguezjr4734 dude is saying that he thinks of children when he thinks of her or at when he hears the voice

  • @toddboughn5168
    @toddboughn5168 Жыл бұрын

    Pasta/anti-pasto reactions will power our starships in the future.

  • @RICKONORATO
    @RICKONORATO Жыл бұрын

    Ohhh, now I get it. Mel from Flight of the Conchords was working the comedy circuit in New York and stalking Bret and Jemaine in her free time. Makes sense now.

  • @dustindawind7418
    @dustindawind7418 Жыл бұрын

    No wonder she's so cool , with parents like that.👏👏👏

  • @rc4688
    @rc4688 Жыл бұрын

    I'm flatulent in 6 languages.

  • @martkell6469
    @martkell6469 Жыл бұрын

    I was just keeping still, is brilliant. DEEP.

  • @ryanstewart116
    @ryanstewart116 Жыл бұрын

    I have such a huge crush on her 😅

  • @TheJp10000

    @TheJp10000

    Жыл бұрын

    You too?!

  • @ryanstewart116

    @ryanstewart116

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheJp10000 I have quirky/nerdy type lol

  • @Danny_Fantasy
    @Danny_Fantasy Жыл бұрын

    Oh gosh. All I hear is Mabel Pines and I don't know how to feel anymore. Lol

  • @hagenohea
    @hagenohea Жыл бұрын

    So funny and soo cute!

  • @007NowOnline
    @007NowOnline Жыл бұрын

    *She was so funny in the TV series The Last Man On Earth. I hope they will bring that show back one day and/or make a sequel series.*

  • @user-gl2ps6ui8p
    @user-gl2ps6ui8p Жыл бұрын

    Haha! She’s so funny!

  • @jennyballentine158
    @jennyballentine158 Жыл бұрын

    She’s so funny, I love how she makes fun of weirdos by being a weirdo.

  • @Tht1Gy

    @Tht1Gy

    Жыл бұрын

    I don't think she "is making fun of weirdos". I think she is making fun of you "normies" with her goofyness.

  • @TamaraKane

    @TamaraKane

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@Tht1Gywhy not both? 😜

  • @staceycameron4157
    @staceycameron4157 Жыл бұрын

    I could not love this woman more. If I was a lesbian, and she was too, I would so go for her ♥

  • @heatherrobinson4460

    @heatherrobinson4460

    Жыл бұрын

    You really said a mouthful! Oddly, I know exactly what you meant.

  • @Owl-of-Minerva
    @Owl-of-Minerva Жыл бұрын

    Mabel Pines is a brilliant stand up.

  • @NeonDeion109
    @NeonDeion109 Жыл бұрын

    I wasn't prepared for Mabel to hit puberty yet 😢

  • @sebbedelle
    @sebbedelle Жыл бұрын

    Oh I love that girl

  • @danieldougan269
    @danieldougan2697 ай бұрын

    I worked for a major health insurance company, and I can assure you they did not want to cover anything to help the penis. ED medications? Not covered. Sex therapy? Not covered. I once had to tell a customer on the phone that there was nothing he could do to get the insurance company to cover ED mediation...that it was a "hard exclusion." I didn’t even realize the double entendre.

  • @Ajuntapall
    @Ajuntapall Жыл бұрын

    She…is…the…best! 😂

  • @sweetpea775
    @sweetpea775 Жыл бұрын

    I looove yooou Woman you never seize to get me gut hurting laughs n brightness thank you for doing what you do

  • @Masakari6

    @Masakari6

    Жыл бұрын

    Cease*

  • @dreamulator
    @dreamulator Жыл бұрын

    she is the best thing since sliced bread

  • @spencerkagen1386

    @spencerkagen1386

    Жыл бұрын

    Think you misspelled Betty White

  • @Randomfnafcontent
    @RandomfnafcontentАй бұрын

    mabel be going crazy💀

  • @RichWeigel
    @RichWeigel8 ай бұрын

    "You did him didn't ya mom?" Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

  • @llebbkish5257
    @llebbkish5257 Жыл бұрын

    I never knew she does stand-up....glad she's just as awkward in real life

  • @andrehinds4804
    @andrehinds4804 Жыл бұрын

    MABEL! 🌠

  • @sevenstarsasmr
    @sevenstarsasmr Жыл бұрын

  • @amyadams9970
    @amyadams9970 Жыл бұрын

    Mabel and Louse would be a great Stand Up conedian

  • @stevend1420
    @stevend1420 Жыл бұрын

    That's so crazy she's from Longmont.

  • @philipcoriolis6614
    @philipcoriolis66145 ай бұрын

    this ain't my Doctor Who.

  • @wallacewimmer5191
    @wallacewimmer5191Ай бұрын

    😂

  • @norma6696
    @norma66966 ай бұрын

    SHE HAS A LISP!!!!!!

  • @kimblers
    @kimblers Жыл бұрын

    She is so cute.

  • @chrisjones4702
    @chrisjones47029 ай бұрын

    Is this The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel live show?

  • @Statickification
    @Statickification Жыл бұрын

    She's so cute.

  • @sarahkayeye433
    @sarahkayeye433 Жыл бұрын

    That was not French 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SnarkierThan-U-R
    @SnarkierThan-U-R Жыл бұрын

    So are you related to Dick Schaal?

  • @robertfsullivan1756
    @robertfsullivan1756 Жыл бұрын

    Haha

  • @bellygunnermusic
    @bellygunnermusic Жыл бұрын

    genius

  • @brianingwersen7182
    @brianingwersen7182 Жыл бұрын

    🌹❤️💋

  • @csnide6702
    @csnide6702 Жыл бұрын

    😍

  • @user-oo1wq8kb8k
    @user-oo1wq8kb8k Жыл бұрын

    Did she voice Mabel from gravity falls?

  • @PinoyBowlerGS92

    @PinoyBowlerGS92

    10 ай бұрын

    Yes

  • @Ask_Jake
    @Ask_Jake Жыл бұрын

    crazy that Mable Pines is also a great comedian!

  • @barnscourt9721
    @barnscourt97212 ай бұрын

    Gravity Falls ❤

  • @huntmine2343
    @huntmine23433 ай бұрын

    Cannot NOT listen and hear Sarah Lynn (Bojack Horseman) and Mable (Gravity Falls)

  • @noelhutchins7366
    @noelhutchins7366 Жыл бұрын

    Does she make her own dresses?

  • @DanielESmith-iz7lx
    @DanielESmith-iz7lx Жыл бұрын

    Is it fair to say the jokes are funny. She is attractive. And that dress is very nice.

  • @DLOGKCALB
    @DLOGKCALB Жыл бұрын

    That is not Linda and Bob 🤔

  • @jonwilson695
    @jonwilson6955 ай бұрын

    And they say comedy channels count... 😜

  • @jamiewah
    @jamiewah Жыл бұрын

    its so strange hearing sex jokes in mabel's voice

  • @ghoulish_goth5977
    @ghoulish_goth5977 Жыл бұрын

    Mabel?

  • @badbenito
    @badbenito2 ай бұрын

    Catacombs.

  • @imnugget8085
    @imnugget80853 ай бұрын

    Andu did em

  • @sweetpea775
    @sweetpea775 Жыл бұрын

    👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @J3llyBean423
    @J3llyBean423 Жыл бұрын

    AVP hey / nice hair / never mind /

  • @jenniferorot842
    @jenniferorot8428 ай бұрын

    Mabel and Sarah lynn

  • @NoName-dn8nv
    @NoName-dn8nv9 ай бұрын

    Can see why southpark let her go

  • @Jim-tv2tk
    @Jim-tv2tk6 ай бұрын

    Trash talking your husband is real funny...

  • @pablodmdp
    @pablodmdp Жыл бұрын

    Aubrey plaza can’t hold a candle to this lady sorry 🕯️

  • @charlesmoore1980pure
    @charlesmoore1980pure Жыл бұрын

    Deon Cole much with the jokes on paper 🤔

  • @TCthaCrisis

    @TCthaCrisis

    Жыл бұрын

    And Tyler Craig

  • @tofurkys

    @tofurkys

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TCthaCrisis you two gonna make out now?

  • @charlesmoore1980pure

    @charlesmoore1980pure

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 You OBVIOUSLY want to, here you go 😘 🤣🤣💀🤡

  • @user-yx6mq1ex2z
    @user-yx6mq1ex2z Жыл бұрын

    Haldol is the only way I know how to do this and it will have to do you too🎉and I will have to double up with you. You are the best I have ever had in my life 💓 You have been so good at my games ; I'm yours and I love you very much 💖 and the shadows are gone by so I hope that you are ready for mercy on Feb 1st to make love best in zion and try and stop loving you remember how to make your own homemade cake for your own favorite foods and how much fun it will have to do you.

  • @fookoff9220
    @fookoff9220 Жыл бұрын

    Still yet to find a female "comedian" that doesn't immediately talk about sex and/or genitals. How stunning and brave

  • @jeffreyhughes7107
    @jeffreyhughes7107 Жыл бұрын

    That was not French…

  • @dakotacarpenter7702
    @dakotacarpenter77022 ай бұрын

    is she making fun of female comedians who overly sexualize themselves, or is she a female comedian who overly sexualizes herself?

  • @BrandonOsborn404
    @BrandonOsborn404 Жыл бұрын

    Her outfits are perfection.

  • @dtschuor459

    @dtschuor459

    Жыл бұрын

    Agree!❤

  • @robertkemp5362
    @robertkemp5362 Жыл бұрын

    She needs to start an only fans and stop playing

  • @brandonly27
    @brandonly27 Жыл бұрын

    I don't know why every woman comedian I see talks about nothing but sex. As much as guys think about it, they seem to have better material.

  • @ZomBMarketing
    @ZomBMarketing7 ай бұрын

    Not Funny At All.........

  • @GabeThaGoober
    @GabeThaGoober Жыл бұрын

    Nah this was not it! Can we talk about how every female comedian has to make all their jokes about sex! I mean that last one got a little incesty

  • @TCthaCrisis
    @TCthaCrisis Жыл бұрын

    Oh no.. Paper numbered jokes taken from Deon Cole and Tyler Craig... Amy Schumer has been reincarnated??

  • @Mo1683
    @Mo1683 Жыл бұрын

    She’s still a Female “Comic”?

  • @Havanorange
    @Havanorange Жыл бұрын

    This would be a lot better with some funny jokes.

  • @rahmigenis9092
    @rahmigenis9092 Жыл бұрын

    Not funny

  • @user-tq6hj8bh9y
    @user-tq6hj8bh9y Жыл бұрын

    When is the funny stuff?

  • @velonicatgmaildotcom
    @velonicatgmaildotcom Жыл бұрын

    A walking mammoth with a voice Bart Simpson laced out... it's not funny anymore sister.

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