I love how Peshek doesn't mind Henry putting 10 thousand bloodstaind guard armors in his little chest

@MrDontaDarkeo

3 ай бұрын

he fears Henry

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

I love to think that his shack is just overflowing with stuff, just being pushed out the door. My main thought is that does he transport it away himself or does the buyer come and look at his shack with tons of bloody guard outfits and thinks to himself. "Yup, this looks a good deal ready to happen."

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Even the immortal beings fear Henry's antics, but I don't think a lot of them will be safe.

@AleksiJoensuu

3 ай бұрын

I once worked at retail where we also supplied the police. There was a particular order where the officer was in civilian clothes so I wondered in my head "Should I ask some kind of ID from this guy?". Then he opened the door to the van and it was a swat van full of body armor and automatic weapons. So I decided I didn't need to see any kind of ID at all, thank you. I imagine Peschek would feel kind of similarly seeing Henry dragging over about 500 guards' gear. "Do whatever you like, sir. No problem here."

Jesus Christ, it's Henry! ... ... ... *JESUS CHRIST, IT'S HENRY!*

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

That is the correct response to seeing Henry. Got to leave a bowl of crackling out by your door so Henry does not come visit you in the middle of the night.

@AleksiJoensuu

3 ай бұрын

"Henry's come to see us!" -> "HENRY'S COME TO SEE US OFF!"

@shef8764

2 ай бұрын

watch your mouth, boy

@Nightmarefuel66

2 ай бұрын

​@@AleksiJoensuuAbsolutely 😆

Henry of Skalitz: Total War

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

God of War: Henry of Skalitz, The Hungry Edition

"Guards! Someone call the guards!" "You are the guards!" I had a similar moment yesterday! That guard named Urban in Sasau, who gets on your case for not returning St. Procopius' bowl. Usually the dialogue ends in an infinite loading screen, so I ran from Urban to the Sasau baths. When I got out of the baths, Urban had followed me there and this time for some reason the dialogue didn't get stuck! So Urban and Henry got in a fistfight at the baths. Nobody cared at all! Until I made the fatal mistake of picking him up while he was unconscious. Boom! People screaming everywhere, bounty on and all. I threw the unconscious Urban in the river. Instead of drowning, he promptly woke up and tried to arrest me going "You! You were seen carrying a lifeless body!" Yeah no shit buddy. 😂

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Haha, I do like the idea that in my head, that Henry trying bribing Urban to get inside or a quest by going to the baths and showing him a good time with the ladies. But the guard's wacky behavior of "I saw you carrying my body while I was unconscious" Leaves me going in my head along with Henry as "what?"

@AleksiJoensuu

3 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose Eventually I had to lead Urban into the forest and kill him there to avoid getting everyone aggroed :D On my first playthrough I had no problem returning the bowl, but every time since it bugs out and I can't put the bowl back.

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

@@AleksiJoensuu yah, that quest gets a little buggy or particular where the bowl is suppose to be placed, and also Urban sometimes flips out because the bowl is like an overdue library book where he is tracking the exact amount of time you have it. Like chill brother, you didn't even know the bowl was there before and now you have god like powers knowing the bowl is missing lol Urban is an interesting character for certain. Glad you took him to the woods and beat him up :P

@IrrationalDelusion

2 ай бұрын

Was to embarrassed to admit the body was him!

My head canon rp reason for fps dropping so low, specially when near lots of corpses, is Henry's feelings of guilt

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

There is so much guilt in the air that Henry is starting to learn how to fly due to lag :P

@LigmaBawlsYoutube

2 ай бұрын

Henry doesn't feel guilt, he only feels hunger.

Who needs an army when you have Henry, the hungry slayer.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

I wonder what is Sir Hanush's food bill is at the end of the month after trying to keep Henry fed so he doesn't pillage Rattay all over again ;)

I love that the guards are beginning to defy physics just to try to put a stop to Henry now.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

The game is becoming self aware that something screwy is going on and is not letting the guards break physics to stop Henry. Would be a great mechanic in the game to balance if it can sense someone trying to cheat the system :P

When Helical uploads I always know it's time to pour a drink Cheers! 🍻

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

*starts pouring out a drink*

@SirHanushofLeipa

2 ай бұрын

Alright, who summoned me

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

@@SirHanushofLeipa *starts pouring drinks like crazy* Haha I love the avatar, the point straight to a cup! I am actually a bit jealous haha :P

That lantern road was pure magic, i will do that in my next play. And you know what's terrifying? Those guards breaking the 4th wall, they know that the only way to kill you is by crashing the game, scary stuff.

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

In the mean time while the guards trying to crash the game, some of the guards having the ability to jump really high distances is also terrifying. Physics is slowly breaking down and giving the guards super powers! Luckily they can't stop Henry slowly trodding away on a horse :P

@AleksiJoensuu

3 ай бұрын

That's actually a brilliant way to see it. Kind of like if they were Agent Smith and Henry was Neo, except he was the bad guy.

The Peshek (Jesus Christ!) chest exploit is my favorite discovery from your videos way back from the Hardcore Henry series, really saves on the barter factor, don't know if it helps this far in, but when interacting with unkillable story guards, you can sneak up on them to talk with them so they don't spot you to arrest you.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

The unkillable story guards and sneaking up on them works quite well, the only problem as you seen at the end of this video is that sometimes the story expects you not to piss off one of those guards to get information out of them which just ends the game :P But it does work with the Bailiff and initially. This might be used in the rest of the game to be honest since I do not think there are too many spots where the game auto-fails you for being a criminal. :D

Love all the Sid Meier's: Pirates sound bites in the video 😂

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

It warms my heart that someone else knows where those sound effects come from :P

Henrys come to kill us! RUN!

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Jesus Christ be praised! *arrows start flying everywhere*

I love that the guards are some strange starfish like creatures where if you off one, 3 return in its place.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

They form a bunch of hydras all around the city, but I do love the starfish saying a bit too! Its quite true. Later on, the other cities do similar things too! Its quite scary lol

"Henry's come to see us!" Famous last words.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Got to warn the town somehow! I really do feel those bell towers should be ringing every time Henry comes to the front gates of Rattay. They really need to warn the people better instead of putting out extra cannon fodder guards :P

I love his Voice and His Humour 😂

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Many thanks! And if you haven't seen it already check out the "Hardcore Henry" series I have up. its about 50+ episodes long, similar editing, just tad less stabby, but Henry is a jerk as ever :D Getting through all this series may take awhile, and maybe KCD2 will be out before I can finish but who knows. Hope you enjoy the rest of it!

@peterlemcwilli9203

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose Dude you are the reason I bought this Game I have seent it already but maybe I will Watch it Again I meab why not XD

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

@@peterlemcwilli9203 Ah thats good to hear! I am glad that the videos made you want to play KCD in the first place. The game normally is a bit slow if you're not certain what to do, but once it moves its like a mini-park that you can play around with. And well, since you already seen all the old episodes, here let me get you a drink! *Starts pouring out a drink*

Henry's come to see us! ...wait, Henry's come to see us, run!!!

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Jesus Christ Henry, Have you lost your mind? Oh wait...he did!

Lure all these guards to pribyslavitz and set a fight with your guards.

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

*Evil Smile* Well, I do have something similar planned. The big problem is that only 5-8 guards follow you and all lose interest at different times. So its sort of herding dangerous cats along a long path, but I am trying things out. :D

17:56 That's some admirable self control you've got there. Taking a setback like a champ. I hope you had enjoyed some Saviour Schnapps recently enough...

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

The sad part is that clip was the third time I died like that in a week. Never seen it the first 500 hours playing this game, but that week three in a quick succession. The game was telling me that it was not approving of Henry's actions. Guessing we got to step up the kill count!

jesus crist, its henry

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Jesus Christ Henry, Have you lost your mind? Oh wait...he did!

Ah yes, the bane of KCD NPCs is back!

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

I feel like KCD is the bane of my PC nowadays. I can feel the sweat coming off my PC :P

Bro thank you so much for these KCD videos I'm always very excited for your videos ❤ keep it up bud👍🏻

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Many thanks! I am glad you're excited so see these series, no matter how far off the rails they go.

These videos get more and more entertaining to watch thank you also for the Peshek chest tricks i didn't knew that trick

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Haha, glad to hear about the new trick :D And I am slightly afraid with the progression of these videos if my poor PC can handle all that stress :P

Heeey Helical, glad to see you still playing it! Your guides are the best

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Many thanks! Someday I need to go and just redo a bunch of guides. I have a few planned, but I am saving those for weeks I have vacations planned or whatever else happens during the summer to fill the void when I can't get out the video on time.

This was great! Thank you.

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Many thanks! Glad you enjoyed! I just got to pray that Henry's antics doesn't break down my PC before I finish this series!

they should hire you for the dialog in the cutscenes you make it WAAAYYY more entertaining lmao! I also enjoy how, in evey cut scene theres guards in the backround lool

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

People always say that these videos are a cross between YTP and lets play series, but if I had the chance I would love to animate cutscenes for the different situations lol Lots of things won't make sense, except in terms of chaos! :P

Goddamn i still love your editing/ out of context editing

not peshek having enough armors to supply a whole army out of nowhere and questioning nothing

Nothing can defeat Murder Henry, except for the GLITCHES!

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

The guards are pulling out their own glitches to stop him. They're slide a few c notes over to the devs to put more bugs in the game ;)

Hey man I just found your channel but I’m already loving it keep up the good work

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Haha many thanks! Glad that you wander into this strange part of the internet! If you're a bit too itchy to wait for the next part of this, check out my "Hardcore Henry" series. It sort of has the same editing feel, just a little less "murdery" But hope you stick around for the rest of the fun :D

I just found out that if you have a horse before going on a hunt with Hans Capon it will be a bit different You will not have to search for the bandit camp because the cutscene will bring you there.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Yup. I love that little change in the game. Lots of people playing the game for first time wouldn't even know that is option because making that much groschen this early in the game is typically tough and horses are expensive. But the fact they still put that into the game, boom wonderful :D

Got to love Peshek in his ramshackle mill with nearly a million in his coffer.

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Henry is really curious who is buying up 500 bloody guard's outfits. I mean is Peshek working for Sigismund lol

I shall enjoy this video very much 💯

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Many thanks! Please take a drinks with your viewing :D *starts pouring out a drink*

Let's gooo new episode 🎉🎉🎉 Let's watch some more death 😁

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Time to celebrate! *starts pouring out drinks*

The sid meiers pirates soundeffects killed me 💀💀💀

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Haha, you're the second person to mention that! It warms my heart that someone else knows where those sound effects come from :P

@aesopwolf3126

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose i know zero people that played Sid Meiers pirates, i had so much nostalgie hearing them, ngl sid meiers pirates is still one of the best pirat games ever made. I played the psp version when i was 12.

@alatamore

2 ай бұрын

@@aesopwolf3126Funny thing is that it’s actually a remake. I played the hell out of that, and also the original way back in the early 90’s.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

The original 90's has a special place in my heart too. Simple, efficient, pirate game tons of fun to play. I do not know if we will ever see the likes of another good pirate game like that to be honest. Though I do wish they mixed Sim meiers pirates and Port Royal 2 together into a fun package, but too bad. Someday there will be another fun pirate game.

@solarmacharius4577

2 ай бұрын

@@aesopwolf3126 same here. I played Sid Meiers Pirates for the first time in 2006, I believe. I was 6 year old and SMP was one of the two games my dad had on his PC along with CoD2. I was in love with those games, although I couldn't read at the time. When I went to school, I started asking my friends if they had played this game, to which they replied that they had not, and had not even heard of it. Almost twenty years later, when people talk about games, I casually ask them: have you played this game? At 99.9% of the time, everyone says no.

I would love to see Warhorse's reaction to how much you've tweaked Rattay, wouldn't really call it broken without Warhorse confirming it. The fact of the continuously increasing number of guards seems to be a part of the game's attempt to police your rampage. Would love to know if that is an intended mechanic or if you've actually broken it. Also, as others have said, your Lantern Road is truly beautiful!

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

I want to say the extra guard thing sounds like a bug, but honestly its a good one in the sense that it will eventually stop you from rampaging since well, your frame rate is going to drop and security is just going to destroy you if you do not go to jail. Ah, and I think you're the first person to comment on Lantern road! So I am happy to hear that! Its amazing all the stuff you can add into this game with just a little bit of cruelty :P

Finally got time to watch

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Hope it was worth your time :D *starts pouring out a drink*

That’s half of the Bohemian Army right there at the start

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Only half! They still got the other half to protect what is left of their lands! :D

That lantern road reminds me how our good old master Konrad Kaiser tried to get to Talmberg in peace😅😂

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Haha, he was the so called "illumination" spark for this idea. Once I found out that the Miller and Theresa carried lanterns after a x-amount of distance, it was game over for them :P

The Apothecary got drafted into the guard since you reduced their numbers too far 18:33 😂😂

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Hahah, Sir Hanush put out a draft order in Rattay! And honestly that might of been happening because a few more shop keepers (not their guards but the shopkeepers) also came out and started to fight with their weapons, which surprised me. I actually don't know what triggers them to do that sort of deal, but it happens and I am intrigued!

Helical just keeps coming with new bugs and tactics every time 😂. Now he just made a million groschen in the most epic way, I had seen another video of someone getting to a million with alchemy but this is just way more fun lol. But I'm glad he cut out the moments when he needed to walk all the way to his chest every time with all that mass that would've been awful to watch (except if he has a bug for that as well).

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Really the real joy I find in gathering that much stuff up is how hard it makes my computer chug on a game from 2018. And what I didn't show too was all the "stashes" of guards armor I put into other NPCs chests around the map that do not get wiped, so I am certain Henry has maybe another 300-600k of armor just sitting around Rattay. But you're right about the walk of shame, where Henry has to transport all that armor back to his chest, slowly walking away after pillaging Rattay for the fifth time :P

Already excited to see how you're gonna spend all that money! Make sure to get something nice for Theresa for her hard work on those lantern roads :D

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

I am excited too! I know a way to sort of crash the game by dropping each individual coin (which produces a small bag). I need to set a macro for a million, but I have been testing making a bridge over waterways with the coins, however the games physics does not allow it. Currently, Henry is just using that money to bribe all the people that he needs to talk to, for completing quests :P

I just finished playing kingdom come but nothing like that. This is hilarious. If I play it again, that's how it'll be!

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Do it! Honestly, KCD is a great game to walk away from for about 3-6 months but then get the itch to play again and it feels fresh. Heck I did the same between my two series here and it actually felt good to play again even after destroying this game in "Hardcore Henry" series. I really thought it was over, but then again its just fun to play!

I definitely love this series

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Glad to hear it! This is a fun series to mess around with for certain! So many things I did not plan on going on at the same time :P

Looks like you just found out about the BUSH NEXT TO A WALL Mario jump , because you can collide with bushes you can get pretty stuck like for example how I got in Rattay at the archery range between the wall and a bush and in order for players to get unstuck they came up with this super jump feature

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

I will definitely have to investigate this more! But I was mostly surprised by guards being able to use this. Most of the time the NCPs in this game have the brain power of two broken wheels going through a muddy field. To see them jump up that high really caught me off guard. It was almost terrifying lol

i wish henry would come out of the screen and brutally shoot me with arrows Keep up this content bro! No one else is doing kingdom come deliverance content anymore

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Many thanks, as always its good to see you still around :D And with how the whole community is up in a little conspiracy pitch it seems that more people might do KCD content because of whispers of sequel announcement or something close to it. I am still skeptical, but we shall see. :D

@karmitdafruge1

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose i hadn't heard that there might be an announcement but i'd definitely be happy with it, i've been waiting for a sequel for a while now! What do you want the story to be? Henry chasing down his father's sword?

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

As for the announcement the way I heard about it or the whispers at least is one other viewer here and on KCD Reddit. All of sudden people started to go crazy because voice actors and WH studio people were seen meeting, then cryptic messages ect. Though I am always a bit reserved since, I felt like we had something similar last year where everyone got worked up and nothing happened. It seems that something is going on, though I know nothing and I feel it might be irresponsible of me to hype people up with nothing said by the people that matter. Hmm, I always thought about doing a video about "what I would want for a (the) sequel" to answer your question. But I feel like it would have to be a much higher quality video than I normally do since its a complex answer. Story wise they always stick to a semi-historical part, which I have rough ideas what they would cover but I am not that good with the history of that region/time period to give a good guess. Chasing after the sword might be a side quest thing in grand scheme of things, but really they could turn the physical object more into an idea/symbolism thing which they sort of setup in the first game. Sooo I am terrible at this what could be the story because I could dream up some wild things, but I need to sit down and read history of the time before giving a crazy response of Henry, but with a chariot holding out two halberds racing through the streets of Prague or something :P

Keep up the good work

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

many thanks! Hope you're enjoying the series! *starts pouring out drinks*

Love these videos. 😂

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Many thanks! Glad you're enjoying the series! *starts pouring out a drink*

You probably could kill Sigismund's army and save Bohemia by your own

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

I am certain Henry could give it a try, or at least rob most of their army of all their possession by the second day of conflict. Depends how hungry Henry gets.

DID YOU SEE WARHORSE ANNOUCEMENT ON TWITTER 😮😮😮😲? The day might have finally arrived! New warhorse game reveal next week

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

The hype train is filling up for next Thursday announcement! I looked at the time and there is no way I can watch it :( Though I am still hyped up a little bit... I am still wary though...what if they announce another game O: Or worse...soap!

I've used Pescheks chest to get rich but not to that extent. Great vid btw 👍

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Many thanks! And Pescheks chest is strange. I want to say there is an upper cap if you can call it that, where the money just reverts back to zero, so you can't put too much stuff in there. Or the game just bugged out, it could be either or :P

@yemuz925

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose had the same issue with some traders, for example the store in Prybislavitz (even though I just sold stuff and didn't steal anything) Maybe Warhorse didn't think someone would push it into the millions 😃

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Haha, I mean 200k in this game, Henry can build just about anything, in the millions you might as well just start throwing money on the ground and use it as step ladders. And the mid game wonders who is printing all these newly counterfeit coins, I wonder where they're coming from... *looks at Henry and Miller Peshek*

Killing everyone is possible outside of main story places

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

100% which is why I love this game at times. Someone told me there is a mod that allows you to kill even the main story quest characters. Which I am debating to download at the end of the game to finish everything out. It seems the mod perma kills all the characters sooo I might want to avoid that till the end :P

I hope they add some more stuff in KCD2 for people who wants to go full Henry "from Los Santos" rogue edition lol. It's freaking funny

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Honestly, I agree with you absolutely. The only part I do not want is the non-stop respawning guards like GTA or RDR2 has where you can never "win" other than running away to a safe house. But there is hope for KCD2 it looks like the lads are going full ham!

very late but i love the sid meiers pirates music

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

You have a very good ear and good taste in a great game! God, I wish someone would make a great single player pirate game once again, its been soooo long since sid meiers pirates.

You know despite all their faults the Rattay guard don’t give up. Edit: appreciate the shoutout bro!!!!

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

They're the type of guard you want to work for you. Never give up, no matter how badly they get beat. :P

WHAT!!! Warhorse Studios Is Announcing Their New Game Next Week! APril 18th

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

I have heard! Thanks for keeping me informed, I honestly wouldn't know without you all telling me about this! Haha oh god its happening everyone stay calm!

I need moreeee

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Haha, soonish there may be another one :D But with possibly KCD 2 being announced next week, I got sort of distracted :P But if you haven't watched the other series "Hardcore Henry" check it out, it is quite similar and may hold the tide a bit while I slowly edit the next version out. Though I do have something shorter in the works possibly coming up. Just got to pull together clips and put the script together :P

And the waiting is over KCD2 incoming! See any platform for details!

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Haha, I am sort of getting hyped! I am still wary though...what if they announce another game O: Or worse...soap!

@Gimboid79

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose Trust me this ain't no soap!

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

@@Gimboid79 I hope! I just, just...been hurt too many times. lol, but this looks like for real this time, the wait may finally be over! 🎆🎇✨🎉🎊

@Gimboid79

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose Yep next Thursday 8pm (UK time) so a few hours earlier for you depending where you are in the states... 1-2pm central time?

@Gimboid79

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose my sources who have seen it tell me it's epic!

9/10 video. Would have been 10/10 if you included more axe murder...

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Ah many thanks, I will have to find the right axe for this play through. I always just have the habit of master striking people with swords, so an axe would be a good change of pace :D

Hey Helical, when you encounter the big cuman camp in the woods for the first time, you can book it to the top of the tower and headshot all cumans, who will try to climb the ladder to you. Just a neat trick I found

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

The ladder trick is amazing! The only down side is sometimes they like to double climb and will bug their way ontop of the tower, then you have three angry sword people in a small tower when you have a bow and trapped :D But 80% of the time the ladder trick works great!

@ardaricus1566

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgooseIts sooo satisfying :D Cant wait what the sequel has to offer in such regards ^^

I was not aware the guards can multiply that fast I guess some battles can't be won not even by Henry

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Well, from what I can tell, if you kill a town guard in some spots they seem to respawn an extra guard the next round. And there are a bunch of spots that guards stand at and seem to spawn from. Multiplying all those spots and doing multiple rounds of respawning has made Rattay a bit tricky to navigate. I have been doing some other towns too where its getting a bit, well lets say crowded :P

@slavik_toast

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose xaxa

Henry is committing genocide in bohemia.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Someone else mentioned this before, Henry is not committing genocide, he is just punishing all the criminals out there, and leaving the innocent people along. :P

Nice content

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Many thanks! Hope you enjoy the rest of the series while it slowly comes out :D *starts pouring out a drink*

@zeuthetis

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose I'm looking forward to it. see ya in the next video. getting quite hungry

I have found a way how to have a breeding with dead woman body in Kingdom Come and game will register it as such! Quest Playing with the devil. When meeting women at the woods you'll know what will happen. Before the "lockpicking" part, shoot those animals with piercing arrow to the head. They will drop dead and their bodies will remain "lockpickable". That horse-woman from Playing with the Devil can also be transported if despawning is broken. After "lockpicking" that intimate body part becomes endless(maybe) capacity chest. Of course the quest outcome doesn't change :"D

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

lol I have read you comment a few times but not certain what to do with it. lol Well re-reading the first sentences makes me go, "breeding, wut?" lol, but I get what you're saying, and I am curious if that could be abused somehow. But breaking the "despawning" is the hard part in my mind, but I do love the way you're thinking about this game lol

@IrrationalDelusion

2 ай бұрын

​@@helicalgoose Breaking despawning is achievable by quit saving right before the "lockpicking". Then by some script error the "devils" will storm in and girls will run. After a few moments there will be dark reappearance of those farm animals surrounding the campfire. And I had to abuse the save load or quit save somehow to break the invulnerability of those animals. There could be separate states for invulnerability scripts, the actual physical invulnerability and the visual crosshair restrictor with blinking effect. Somehow I disabled physical invulnerability unintentionally. What if it could also somehow work for other more important NPCs? After the quest those animals can be moved to Pribyslavitz and used as a living chest. But pushing them with a horse is like hauling stuck truck through mud. Or maybe have a "managing storage inside horse's arse" moment in the center of Rattay! At the same time Vagabond is about to hang. Make the poor fellow watch you reach out giant metal golden armor through that part of the horse!

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

@@IrrationalDelusion I really do love the way you're thinking and it has given me a great idea that need to try :D I will not try to spoil anything, but pushing animals with my horse is something I am willing to do, maybe not to Rattay but to the another nearby town for something else :D

@IrrationalDelusion

2 ай бұрын

@helicalgoose That thinking I learned from you, my master!

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

I just wanted to tell you that I tested this out recently and it works! At first I tried just chugging a saviors potion and reloading at that point, but that does not work since you can not attack the animals. However, if you save quit, like you mentioned, they become mortal...and when they die and you do that cutscene then they come back. No idea what causes that, but its genius and I love it. If I show it off, I will try to give you credit for that, I wrote you name on the many post-it-notes on my desk lol. Buuuuuutttt....this makes me think how this could be taken advantage of in other quest lines...I do not know any off the top of my head, but this could be something special. At bare minimum, we get three new animals on the map that can not be killed. The downside to them what I found out is that you can only lock pick them once and rob them once after that, they are just full immortal animals with no actions. So we can't abuse them for endless lockpicking skills :(

cid miers pirates bgm around the 8min 50 mark lol

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Haha, I just have an itch to using more and more Sid Mierer pirates, dear god why can't they make another pirate game like that, its been soooo long!

other than doing quests, how do you legally make money in this game. I feel like every time I play I have to resort to a life of crime.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Well, it depends on what sort of limits you want to place on yourself. You can abuse the bandits respawner and sell their armor. You can always pick unlimited herbs and turn them into potions. You can swipe about 200-500 groschen a day at a city for dice games. Unlimited funds by playing the Chumps and winning. There is hunting too, but that still has a crime of poaching that goes away, but it feels like "criminal" than breaking into people's houses. The Rattay Tourney with bets is another way. And then there are the Treasure chests or bird nests around the map. All are options, but its a slog to be honest, where good old life of crime pays quickly!

The peshek bank thing is pretty good but How many days i need to wait?

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Honestly, I do not know. I would say wait around for about a few days to a week. I never pinned it down exactly but it feels like a couple days.

@peterharnberger5846

Ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose okey, thanks i will wait some day and pribyslavits will be rebuild finally..

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Haha, yah it will happen eventually. If you have the tournament DLC I would wait on and play through one round, I find that often it brings forward enough time to make Peshek's chest go boom! :D

0 views in 18 seconds?

@Eggplanter_2027

3 ай бұрын

Helical fell off

@reynaldoangga9209

3 ай бұрын

He killed the views

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Henry destroyed the view counter. :(

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Helical is washed up already! :( *starts pouring out drinks*

I had no idea you could get complimented in the archery training even if I was hitting decent shots he always said I was absolutely dreadful lol

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

That is the crazy thing about this game. There are so many hidden voice lines through out that some I still haven't heard even though I try to dig through all the dialogue trees. Sometimes you have to do something just right or wrong for you to hear it like this for example. I want to say there is a third speech option too that I haven't seen yet since its requires x-amount of points or something. This game is crazy at times!

Wait, if you put stuff in Peshek's chest he'll sell it? That changes everything

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

100% Honestly not having to go to the store anymore to barter and try to get top dollar for items is too much work. Peshek buys everything and you don't even need to talk to him! Just put in items, cash comes out :D

@boogiesmell5181

2 ай бұрын

Bank of Peshek pays really impressive dividends. The result for Q1 1403 was through the roof and now we reap the rewards 😁

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

@@boogiesmell5181 Haha! After Henry dropped over 1 million groschen worth of items into the chest, the next day Miller Peshek was wearing a suit and talking about dividends. He's all about business now, no more stealing for him!

You should download "Total Annihilation" Kill all npcs mode it works on 1.9.6 you can kill everyone sir divish captain bernard sir radzig and more

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Hmm, I might have to do that sometime, thanks for the suggestion! I haven't played around with any mods for this game because I heard most of them were just quality of life mods and nothing that interesting, but I might have to do it for the end of this game ;)

@leviathn

3 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose You should definitely try!! after i discovered this series i started killing everyone as well and then i saw that mod and it doesnt break the game you can just download and put it in mods folder and you can continue your current save without any problems!! After i killed sir radzig and etc they didnt respawn tho.. i cant find captain bernard at his usual place he stands anymore

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Haha, the "didn't respawn" would be the killer part there, but...when the game is all done but the ride away, I think that might be the good time to download the mod :P Thanks for the information on this! *starts pouring out a drink*

👏

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Many thanks! *starts pouring out a drink*

Yay

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Its back once again! *Starts pouring out drinks*

New helical video. Jesus Christ be praised!

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Jesus Christ be praised! *starts pouring out drinks*

Kingdom Cum 2 in april 18!!

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Oh god, if it comes that soon, I might die from lack of sleep! But I think they might announce it! Ooooorr more soap...I am wary.

Henry killed more people the most of the diseases back then.......AHAHAHHA (>.

@matthewchandler7845

2 ай бұрын

Oh yeah from 1810-1855 there was the disease of Henry of Skalitz it killed everything it touched..... 9:30 The Police State has been achieved. LOL

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Henry is just making certain that diseases don't have a chance to spread. If no one is alive, then diseases can't start.

@matthewchandler7845

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose Gotta admit that’s strong logic there… Hahahahah

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 👍👍👍

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

WAAA indeed :D Many thanks! *starts pouring out a drink*

youtuber noises

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Probably the most accurate description of one of my videos :P

This is modded ?

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

No. This is pure vanilla game. You can really bork this game if you do it just right :D

😂😂just playing normal, thats how i make my money. Rather than sale my stolen items, i put them in pesheks chest and take the money when its sold.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Right! Its a 100% faster than trying to barter or wait for Peshek to have enough cash. Ain't nobody got time for that. Henry just went straight to the best price option and cashed out :P

U should have killing important npc's mod

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Someone has mentioned this, and I think I will install it at the end of the game to avoid hardlocking myself out of the game ;)