Henry woke up and decided to invent warcrimes.

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

His inventiveness knows no bounds. Rather unfortunate for 1403 Bohemia.

@peytonthrapp1902

2 ай бұрын

This isn't warcrimes, this is genocide

Seeing Henry In the Miller's clothes made me laugh uncontrollably. 🤣

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Its one of my favorite things to do in the game! And honestly I wasn't going to pull off that skit while editing, but went back at last minute and filmed it and just to hear you comment about the millers clothes made it worth it! Thanks :D

@Cheburashka-qn3ky

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose No, Thank you! You made my day with that clip!

I absolutely adore how light hearted you make brutally murdering in this game with that little "ding" noise when someone gets stabbed.

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

I have been editing these videos so much that all I can hear while I play the game is the dings and bonks, or I just fill them in with my own thoughts :P I wish I could mod this game or make a mod to change a bunch of the kill sounds to bonks and donks and dings. Might get annoying afterawhile, but I am certain it would make a bunch of people smile.

Henry is back at it again stealing,robbing and especially murdering people gruesomely without remorse 😂

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Haha, with Hardcore Henry, Henry was just a jerk and did what he wanted. With Killer Henry, he just has one goal and everything else is just a means to get to more people :P

@Cybernaut76

3 ай бұрын

The shock of his parents death made some area of his brain go blank so he no longer has morality or conscience. :P

These cumans could become philosophers but they sealed their fate by folowing Henry o7

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

I completely goofed I will admit! I should've left a few of the cumans alive and built a Philosopher sanctuary or something. Bah I got too excited!

You say you watch Henry killing people. I say I watch Henry punish criminals. We are not the same.

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

This is one of the best things said about Henry. I might have to steal your quote later on :P Henry is just righting all the wrongs in Bohemia. Its just unfortunate that everyone is guilty!

@khadelsnerdo

3 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose Sure you can use the quote lol

Henry solo's Kratos easily. You cant convince me otherwise.

@ExtremeMan10

3 ай бұрын

Henry would stomp Musashi or Jin Sakai into the ground.

@FrankByDaylight

3 ай бұрын

@@ExtremeMan10 Geralt The Witcher? Absolutely stomped by Henry's combat prowess.

@ExtremeMan10

3 ай бұрын

@@FrankByDaylight Wondered why Wild Hunt never invaded Bohemia? Here is your reason.

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

I think Henry could take Kratos, only if Henry was hungry.

@LinkandGavin

3 ай бұрын

Henry would just out strafe and then stealth KO Kratos before the game can let him initiate combat

It's really sad that your stolen clothing gag doesn't work in pretty much any other game. How many years of KCD content on and it's still funny every single time.

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

10000% I need the stolen clothes ability in nearly every RPG. Why can't we do that already? Honestly, it seems like it adds so much flavor to the game and if you see something you want to wear, well you can get it, just beat this person up lol I would love to see the same thing in Witcher 3, Red Dead 2 or what not. :D

Heical always finds new way to break KCD.

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Honestly, the game just presents new ways whenever I play. No idea how some of these things get found until it happens. I am still testing out certain things with Mr. Peshek's bag. Might get something off that :P

1:30 HAHAHAHAHA i had to stop the video there, you killed me!!!

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

I am glad you brought that up, because now I felt like it was well worth going back and fitting in that skit :D Peshek unleashed a demon upon the world by teaching Henry how to pickpocket and he was the first victim.

i've been meaning to tell you thanks for the ledetchko skirmish tip. so much easier than running all the way to skallitz when you need cash!

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

I am glad that it helps out! Skaltiz is more consistant or easier to trigger spawns. But the Ledetchko spawn point works pretty well and if you need quick cash, there really isn't a better place that I know of, that you can walk away with 5-10k worth of groschen after sales ect. :P

You got 2 subs outta me brother because I found this channel on my gfs laptop and I like this series this much, I love the cumans etc all talking about Henry as a threat while all the story NPCs welcome him unaware before their untimely garrison wiping.

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Haha, your GF is going to wonder "Who is the pshyco Helical doing in my youtube recommendation feed?" lol, but many thanks for the subs! Hopefully you will stick around for the series! If you're looking for a bit more of the same madness, check out the Hardcore Henry series I finished about a year ago. Similar stuff, but different path and its 50+ episodes long. It might give you something to watch while I keep slowly editing out new episodes for this :D

I love this new series so much Awesome editing as always helical❤

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Glad you're enjoying the series and good to see you around once again! *starts pouring out a drink*

No sé porqué, pero estaba esperando ansiosamente esto. Esto es cine 🚬

i love these vids thanks homie once ive kinda finished the game im gonna do this

@helicalgoose

25 күн бұрын

Haha, hope you get to finish your game up soon and cause a bit of chaos! Also get to finish it before KCD2 comes out!

@OldManTony789

25 күн бұрын

@@helicalgoose thank you senor

Yes Finally another part of pure violence! Love ur series!

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Many thanks! Hope you stick around and enjoy the rest :D

OHHHhh yeah new vid. Been looking forward to this next series episode.

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

I am really glad that you're all enjoying the videos so far and actually wait for the next ones to come out. Wish I could make them faster than the 1-2 week wait time lol I need to win the lotto to be able to make these full time haha

@GhostGaming-hh6wg

3 ай бұрын

Ah dont stress about the timeline boss. The most important part about making these things is that you enjoy it. When it becomes a chore, thats when we really loose ya @@helicalgoose

Your shenanigans are always so fun to watch.

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Haha, I am glad to hear that! This game just provides sooo many oppurtunities to screw with the game in fun ways :D The next episode (haven't edit it yet) might have quite a few more things that are just, dear god. It should affect the game for the rest of the playthrough. Just the way I like it ;)

@idolmike6779

3 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose Oh man, can't wait to see it, haha.

good sir Helical, you made my Monday morning a lot less shitty.

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Well hopefully this sets you up for a good rest of the week :D

OH HELL YES I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VID

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Yah buddy! Hope it was worth the wait! *Starts pouring out a drink*

@leviathn

3 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose It was so worth it!! I'll be waiting for the part 4

Been watching your KCD videos for a week now just waiting for this update

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

I hope it was worth the wait :D Hopefully I can keep a weekly schedule up but most likely it will be every 2 weeks so I can keep my sanity. But I do have some good little skits here and there and might of figure out something with the game as well with all this screwing around :D

@sczullkjengker8380

3 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose I understood. Tqvm for your passion.

the poor cumans being spawned back into existence just to be paralyzed instantly and slowly murdered for henry’s training and entertainment

your editing is really funny dude, keep it up!

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

I appreciate hearing that! Also glad that people still like the silly little KCD skits here and there :D

You are a genius! Thank you very much!

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Many thanks! I am always surprised that people love this type of humor and these antics! And good god, is it going to get a bit strange soon. My poor computer is chugging, which is all I got to say off there :P

"BrAAAAaaa poouhph ttAAaatta HELLLO everybody!" 10/10 XD

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Haha I just can't start a video anymore without doing one those! :D

The peasants running for there lives in the background 😂

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Its one of the best things when I got back editing the footage and I just see half the town running away for their lives in the distance while Henry is having a conversation. This happens quite a bit.

@silvervanslambrouck6814

2 ай бұрын

There must be some hot merchandise for sale because of clearing with all the merchants dying, that door slam tho😂🤣

Glad to see you enjoy axe murder as much as i do in this game!

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

You know, I do not run the axe often enough, just because mace goes bonk and sword goes poke. Axe goes "swoosh"? Or just hack? I might have to bring it into this playthrough more. The axe murder does seem appropriate for this run.

just what i was looking for 👌

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

I hope it was worth the wait :D

@cranken2

3 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose worth every second 😁

This series is so unhinged, I love it

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

I am surprised how often people enjoy this unhinged sort of humor with KCD, I am glad that you're having fun with it. If you're looking to scratch the same itch or similar, I made a Hardcore Henry series. Its quite similar, but more story and jerk settings. Where here, Henry is just pure unhinged :D

Thank you. I can finally eat my lunch. ❤

Yeaaaah Henry is back

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Every couple weeks Henry comes back to grace KCD. Poor citizens of 1403 Bohemia are not that excited I must say :P

Plagues and diseases: We unlived many folks Henriculosis: Feeling quite hungry

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

I like to think that Henriculosis can only be cured by leaving a pot of food outside your door before going to sleep.

Never knew u could powergame so hard in this game...nuts :D

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

I am actually excited everytime I play or mess around I am still learning new ways to powergame even more efficiently and find new ways for Henry to cause a bit more chaos :P

4:22 what happens when you bring Philosophers to war

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Haha, I so glad to see you around again! And ugggh, with that comment I feel really bad that I didn't bring these lads over to the Glade in the Inn and see if we could've setup a Philosopher workshop. Wasted potential!

@monkyk1ng

3 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose yes life was life-ing but i am back for good now, even have a couple BG3 videos to catch up on! Great vids as always sir.

from the looks of where that naked nameless man is, i assume he is used for one of the cutscenes to tether the camera to

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

That is interesting and probably the most logical answer out of everything I have experienced. I think that is the same hill at the end of the game where Henry is looking up at the night sky, but then there was suppose to be a tree hmmm.

MP did not give a shit about that water XD

There are not many things worse than the plague but Henry is one of them

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Plague you can still pray and have hope. With Henry you can still pray, but there is no hope.

So many possibilities to prank with bags and buckets😁

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Haha, you are thinking quite advanced! The buckets are even better because you can shoot them with arrows and the physics on the buckets is insane! I wish I recorded it, but one bucket on a small hill/slope and the full shot arrow set that sucker flying into the sunset. I am really trying to re-record that sort of thing haha

@DmytroBogdan

3 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose keep them coming, I saw a recent playlist with 6 videos but 3 are hidden 🤔

Henry's come to visit us

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

You know it lad! Now we all got to run for it before he notice that we are here!

I don't suppose its escaped your attention that Warhorse have been quite active recently... I mean their last few tweets intimating about the end of KCD, the picture of Tom McKay and Luke Dale together (which if you ask me looks very recent, as in not 2018). Moreover I know for a fact Luke and Logan Hiller (Toth) were in Prague a few weeks ago, and on top of that Tom was pictured in Prague today. Take a look at recent Warhorse social media(s)... I think something is being hinted at in plain sight!

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Haha, I am glad that you're giving me updates. I check reddit sometimes and they showed the pictures you were talking about. But with April 1st around the corner I just ignored everything! But you're right that there are a bunch of smoke stacks being made around their studios, so something is being made. Or either Tom McKay like celebrating birthdays with Warhorse a lot :P

@Gimboid79

3 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose His Birthday is in December (not that I'm tracking his movements 🙃). But WH's last 'The End' tweet on April 1st is clearly a hint but a perfectly executed one... All aboard the hype train! 🚂

Henry's a quite hungry... *A LITTLE BIT*

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Just a tad bit hunger. Henry just needs all your clothes and armor you're wearing please. :P

@1ShepardCZ

3 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose [PERSUASION FAILED] Watch your tongue, lad!

You can get a mod that makes EVERYONE killable, including the previous invincible folks. It can definitely break quests, so do those first if you're inclined.

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Oh absolutely I will probably be using this towards the end when certain people out live their usefulness. :P I wanted to avoid using any mods until absolutely necessary due to quest breaking/game breaking things occurring. I mean, there are not that many bugs with this game, what could go wrong?

@syagriustullius7231

Ай бұрын

Well, I do have 1500 hours in, so it's fun to completely depopulate a town occasionally.

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Haha, another fine enjoyer of KCD rampages :D Here, have a drink! *starts pouring out a drink*

I do love galloping downhill and jumping. Usually between the windmill and Talmburg. Gotta skip the bushes and why go around? But I was new to hardcore, and on my second jumping I was, "Why is the rim of my vision red?" To think that my horse took no fall damage but I did. How does that work? (But don't get me wrong, actual jumping downhill can jerk the air out of you. AIR.)

What's that really funny music at 5:22 that he often puts in his videos ? Looks like Stardew Valley or something but i'm pretty sure it's not that ! Thanks 😁

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Yes, I agree with you after listening to it, it does sound like a Stardew valley hit or something, but no no, its "Dog and Pony Show" or a variety of it, by an artist "Silent Partner" kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZZxppdahosW7aJc.html They do pretty good work that I use here and there. :D

@MartinGall1

3 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose Thanks for answer ! I checked, it's definitely the same author I think but not the exact same music, don't you have the correct one ? I checked some of his musics but it's totally different ! Thanks !

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Yup! You're right its, the Slient partner, but "Dog Park" There are two songs that are really similar to each other, I had open the file up to figure out which one is which haha! Hope this helps :D

that's incredible - the game's 6 yeas old now and you're still finding new exploits for skill grinding

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Haha, I am actually surprised that I am finding things this early on in the play through. In the hardcore series, I thought I found it all, but jeez, I just ran into some other things that might show up later in the next couple episodes, its actually making a new KCD world that I love :P

Hans Capon doesn’t know what’s coming for him

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Oh man, I am so happy you commented that... I was going to show him a bit of mercy, but I think I need to take him on a trip if possible :D

Henrys come to kill us!

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

The town bells always ring out when Henry comes to visit. Though I think the bells are there to tell people to lock themselves indoors :P

keep it up!

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Will do! It will take a little time for the next episode! But hopefully in a week or two we will see the next part :D

I believe the nameless guy on the hill is a placeholder for Lord radzig to spawn during the end of the game cutscene, but was left looming around?

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Woow, actually, that is a good point there that I never thought about. But that is the hill at the final point of the game and about same area. I do wonder, if that somehow can be abused later on :D But yes, I think you have a good point that could be what it is!

OH MY GOD! HELP! THERE'S BEEN A MURDER!

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Haha, I really need to edit my sound files to cut those voice lines out. That's all I hear now in the game whenever Henry is strolling Rattay.

Now I'm dying to know if you knocked the bag down on a floating pile of cracklings would the bag stay on top and if so would the miller ever be able to retrieve it ...

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Not to spoil anything, but I don't think I can release the footage or make it into a story quite yet. Its chaos. The game really does not like it. The crackling turns the water into a trampoline sort of effect. When the millers bag hits that, chaos ensues and the game crashes. I think I need to find a smaller portion of water and use less amount of crackling to avoid crashes and maybe I can get the game to survive.

Thanks for a good laugh😄

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Glad you're all enjoying the series so far :D No idea why this game is so fun to make stupid videos of :P

12:31 he ran to the edge of the world but the game erased him and replaced him so sad

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

"Erased" would be a blessing in this case. I think the vagabond was hoping to be tossed out of existence, but got teleported back into the doom arena with Henry :P

Hey! The serial killer of Sasau’s come to see us! God be with ye hal

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

That is right, there is that murder in the little building that has no quest tied to it and nothing to go off, but a dead person... Took me a little time to think about Sasau. But it would be hilarious that the serial killer of Sasau would think its a good idea to lay low in Skaltiz and Rattay and just level both of the towns and just hope the people of Sasau just forget about the one murder there.

@Carsdn01

3 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose Henry’s paranoid and murdering everyone in rattay and talmberg that he suspects knows what he’s did

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

@@Carsdn01 Haha, I like to think its one big cover up. Henry just needs to keep killing to prevent the original murder information getting out, but its becoming a huge mess and he has to keep killing. Damn, would've been a great origin story, I need to find a way to make this cannon somehow.

Henry The Ripper

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

I do wish there were more mods for Kingdom Come, just imagine if we could mod in Fallout's "Ripper" weapon. Then we could make this a reality! :D *Buzzing sounds everywhere*

@Cybernaut76

3 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose Yeah, and not only the Ripper weapon but also the Ripper storyline mod focused on Henry being a serial killing psychopath. Oh well, does that really need a mod? You are doing a good work anyway. Maybe it does in the sense that when someone comes and confronts you for murder, you know you have failed as a serial killer. I think Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy would agree with me.

Breakfast --> killing Lunch -> killing Dinner -> killing repeat

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

If clocks were invented at the time, Henry would just have (kill) on every 5 minute marker. Just look at the time! Here I go killing again!

8:40 I for the life of me can't remember that guy. What is his offer and what quest is he a part of?

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Ooo, I want to say he has the same model as a novice of the Monastery quest :P But otherwise he is just a common mercenary out in the middle of nowhere. Would be funny, if you could "kill him early" and change one of the later quests in the game. Would be a really strange twist that not many people would even know about or try. I mean its a hut, in a ruined area that nobody has any business going to!

LETS MOVE ON

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Haha, its good to see you back around :D You have been around for awhile now, that deserves a drink at least! *starts pouring a drink*

@karmitdafruge1

3 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose come on helical pour us a drink! Yes I have been around since you first started making videos about kcd it really doesn't seem like it was that long ago but then I look and it was 3 years 😭😭

So you can just trigger the cut scene again and again?

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

So, I didn't trigger the cutscene when we first escape Skalitz, so the trigger still existed that you can trigger any time after that. :P You can only do it once sadly, otherwise we would have Cuman raids everyday! :D

7:59 8:11 Do you get another skill point if you level up from level 20 to level 24 or 25?

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

No, sadly no. Game is not that busted after all :(

2:08 whaaaaaat

@helicalgoose

24 күн бұрын

Haha yup :D Its a proximity trigger there for that cutscene. By us bypassing it in earlier play time, it still exists there for you to do again if you want, then all the NPCs of that cut scene become passive, well except the three riders, but everyone else is at your disposal.

what armour are you wearing in this?

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

This time, I have right now is the cuman brigand as chest piece and the red cofe, or something like that with the plate armor. Still trying out fitting outfits for Henry, so if you have any suggestions let me know! Henry nearly owns every piece of armor in the game, thanks to his...dedication.

Hey why is the next video hidden can anyone help

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Hmm, there shouldn't be any "hidden" videos, considering I haven't uploaded the next part yet lol But if you have not seen it yet, check out my "Hardcore Henry" series. Its similar to this one a little bit different, but same editing style. And it has 50+ episodes, so it could tide you over till the next video comes out :D

@Waffle_man28

3 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoosethank mate

Stealth kill Is Nice in that game. Definitely then they sleep. better than hitman

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

The stealth kill/knock out feature, needs to be in other videos games. Hitman has it, because its fun, but not as satisfying as in KCD :P

WAAAAAAAAA 😂😂😂👍

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

WAAAAA Indeed! *Starts pouring out a drink*

Hey, I just wanted you to know that I live for this series. Thanks

@DummyThiccc

3 ай бұрын

don't let Henry hear you say that you live

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Haha, well I am glad that you're enjoying this! If you haven't seen it already, check out my Hardcore Henry series. Its quite similar, but more story and jerk settings. Where here Henry is just a pure jerk :P

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Henry is sort of like a T-rex from Jurassic park. If you don't move or say anything, he can't see you and hurt you.