The bridge of horses on the cutscene got me rolling

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

The bridge of horses is honestly one of my favorite things to do, but Hans Capon was really not having any of Henry's antics that day :P

FINALLY ANOTHER MURDEROUS ADVENTURES VIDEO🎉

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Another murderous adventure where Henry tears away at the fabric of reality of 1403 Bohemia :P

@TommaHawk79

2 ай бұрын

wooohoo

"Even with ten times the patrols we counldn't have beaten Henry" Radzig is the only character who understands his true power

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Once they learn they can't beat Henry, all they can do now is try to appease him. :P

@the_Leszcz

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose yet they still ask him to pour them a drink. Though it could be just a formality - they are still lords, no matter how pathetic in comparison to Henry (or they are immortal and know that nothing will happen to them?)

FINALLY HENRY POURS US ANOTHER DRINK

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Poor Sir Hanniush was so parched, that we needed to finally pour him a drink :P

12:18 "Do you think I enjoy chasing you down?" For some reason I feel like you do

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Hahah, ok ok, maybe just a little...

The only thing calming Henry down is pouring drinks. His only joy lol

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

I do not know who the drink pouring makes happier, Henry or Sir Hanush. But they're a beautiful couple :P *starts pouring out drinks*

10:00 I was so used to the joke that I didn't realize it's part of the cutscene :D

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Haha, it is now one of those scenes where everyone forgot where the real one was came from. Actually, the whole series I have done have screwed up my own sense of what really happens during each cutscene.

"last week we tried to keep the peace"

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Henry tried really hard, but it seems everyone always wants to keep running around shouting "Murderer!" non stop. Its rather rude

The council of Horse is REAL!!!

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

The council has awoken! No idea what they want, but Henry does not like it at all... There are enough voices in his head already.

@sczullkjengker8380

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose "Must kill everyone, more, mooreee!!"

😅 Another masterpiece, Sigismond should reward you well.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Honestly, I hope the Red Fox rewards Henry for his actions here in Bohemia someday :P

I've seen almost every single KCD episode you've made but you always seem to one-up yourself with your antics and hilarious adventures. Please keep it up! 😂

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Many thanks! I glad you're enjoying the work I put out! Hopefully it does not hurt any of your sanity! But until then have a drink! *starts pouring out a drink*

Hey, Henry's come to see us! Oh God, Henry's come to see us...

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Well, at least this time Henry came to pour a few drinks out for Sir Hanush! *Starts pouring out drinks*

With all those horses, Henry should never be hoongreigh again

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

I am certain the horses would hoof it, whenever they would see a hungry Henry :P

No Henry pls! Have MERCY LORD! Glad the World is save for a moment until Henry gets hungry again

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

As long as there are pots of food everywhere for Henry to eat, then all is good with the world :D

An hungry Henry is a terrifying Henry

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

That is why people leave pots of food outside to keep away a hungry Henry getting them in the middle of the night :P

The editing in this series is so good. Some of the best I’ve ever seen.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Haha glad that you're enjoying the series :D Wish I had more free time to do editing here and there, but there should be the next episode out coming tomorrow morning, hope you enjoy :D

The 6 horsemen of the apocalypse

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

The council has arrived to decide Henry's fate. Well if he listens...

Your vids are so good and funny

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Many thanks! Glad you're enjoying! *starts pouring out drinks*

The editing and everything, its just too funny, more vids please.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Glad you enjoyed the editing! Wish I had more free time to do editing here and there, but there should be the next episode out coming tomorrow morning, hope you enjoy :D

"Cumans" attacked Skalitz

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Its just history, of course the Cumans attacked Skalitz, and it wasn't the work of a single deranged blacksmith apprentice that torched and looted the entire town.

Gets slashed in two proceeds to moan

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Looks like Henry made someone's kinky fantasy come true! I knew he was a lover boy.

Helical comes to see us

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

That is always a welcome proposition! Get those cups ready! *starts pouring out drinks*

My favorite series to watch on KZread 😂

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Many thanks! It helps when drinks are always flowing! *starts pouring out drinks*

My favourite hungry for murder bohemian is back

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

I always wonder if Henry's grandma was proud of him, for cleaning up his entire plate and always asking for more.

I thought I loved this game, but your videos continue to remind me I clearly don't nearly as much as you. Lmao

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

lol its a great game for certain. I just enjoy creating as much chaos as I can, and this game lets me :P Though I have seen other people with double my playing time on this game, which is absurdly impressive, especially when they don't make KZread videos about the game!

U got me back into this game love u man🙏

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Glad you're back into the KCD world! Especially with KCD2 back around the corner!

beautiful. you better get a ton of subs after KCD 2 drops i swear to god

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Haha, I hope so, but the life of a small channel never gets that big unless one gets really lucky, but either way we will have some fun with KCD 2!

Can't wait to see you playing KCD II !

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

I can't wait either! Though I feel I might have to do a straight good boy Henry playing the first time before converting him into a the person he was meant to be!

@PrinceOfPixel

2 ай бұрын

​@@helicalgoose Is there another way to discover kingdom come ? Anyway, god be with you !

Dang it Yooootuuube! Subbed, alerts on...did I get an alert for this? Nope...I could have watched this 20 hours ago dang it!

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Haha, well I am glad you still made it out here! That deserves a drink all of it self! *starts pouring out a drink*

After this run, Helical will load up KCD II and already have a bounty

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

If the people of Kuttenberg are smart, they would arrest Henry the moment he steps into their city, no questions asked.

i love this series

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Glad to hear that you're enjoying the Kill everything series! Hopefully it keeps going on for a bit, not unless they tell me KCD2 is coming out next week, then we might be in trouble!

There is something quite sinister about Henry hunting people with an axe and doing house raids in the country side xD

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

And its not even a good axe, so it takes a lot more hits to smack people down and I am starting to feel bad for it :P

Babe new helical video just dropped

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Oh shoot, is it that time already! Better get my drink ready! *starts pouring out a drink*

Can’t wait to see a murderous play through of kingdom come 2

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Me too! I am just hoping that the devs didn't make it so you can't hurt any of the villager NPCs like in the Witcher 3, otherwise Henry will be quite bored :P

Love Ya Helical!

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Someone has been moving a lot of animals 😉

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Haha, the crazy part Henry was only caught once moving all those horses :P I was going to a lot more, but the bridge can only hold so much!

Good job Henry

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Officer Henry is always happy to do his duty!

Another great video lol🤣

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Many thanks! Glad you enjoyed it! *starts pouring out a drink*

Have you ever considered putting “I feel quite hungry” meme to the extreme? By eating… Morcock! How you may ask? Defeat bandits at the mill in 1 vs 4 fight while hungry. Must express your hunger before they die, as a means of intimidation. Btw take their money before slaying, then tell “I don’t know anything about Timmy” for additional intimidation. When these cutthroats are slain, bring their bodies to the nearest pot, arrange for cooking. When eating from a pot screen goes black, and chewing sound plays. Take advantage of this by moving bodies away from the pot as montage trick! Screen goes black and Henry chews near 4 bandits -> their bodies disappear and Henry is suddenly fed up. 🤗

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

You know, now that you mention it, that might not be a bad idea. I might have to think of a reason why he became quite Hungry. But another idea would be "Cannibal Henry" where he can't eat regular food and only people. I might have to make a mod or find one. So basically Henry has to go out there and keep killing to stay fed. :P

WAAAAAAA TO YOU 😂😂😂

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

WAAA indeed :D *starts pouring out drinks*

Theresa needs a mod so that she's indifferent to Henry's crimes. After all, she's no better.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Really we need a mod to put a weapon in her hand so she can go and bonk some bandits or guards that get too close :P

Huge

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

YUGGE! *starts pouring out drinks*

I'm tryna complete my first normal playthrough before KCD 2 drops. Lunatic Henry is on vacation in my saves.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Haha, I think I did like 3 normal play through before I decided to give this, lunatic Henry a spin and I just sort of stayed down the lane for awhile. Honestly, the game is not too bad if you stick with the good old innocent Henry, but I do love the option to go off the path :P

Sir Radzig: even if we had 10 times the men we couldn't beat Henry That edit got me. That was hilarious Now I'm wondering if those horses are going to stay on that bridge forever. At least the Dead one. I killed Pebbles because I didn't need him and he still laying in the same spot I killed him. What's funny is as soon as the video started, I was like okay where is this horse going to be this time? Because every video the horse is in another unique spot

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

The horses on the bridge mostly last forever. I don't know the trigger, but like after 14-30 in game days the (named) horses will eventually go back to the stables, but non-named ones will stick around, including the corpses. And Sir Radzig is rightly concerned that there is no way to stop Henry with the amount of men they have. I think thats why they sent Henry away with Hans on a "mission" to get save the Bohemian lands from Henry's own malice :P

Love it! Did you get a rig update, btw? The graphics look fire! What are your hardware specs, if you don't mind sharing? Do you use Reshade?

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

I have had the same rig for the last couple years now. I didn't have this when I first started, so the first year videos are a bit messier since they're shooting at 30-50 FPS if I am lucky. With the new rig I usually stay around 60-90 FPS. I forgot the exact processor, but I have a 3070ti in my machine which seems to do the job quite well with only 32 gb of ram and lots of hard drive space. I don't use any reshading or mods at all, the only thing I use is basically from Steam Vanilla version. The graphics are only set at "high" rather than maxed out ultra, so its not technically the best the game can be, but honestly I can't tell the difference between the settings. Haha, with the new KCD2 coming out I was thinking of upgrading my rig, but to drop another 3k on a new rig when this one is still quite good, I don't see the purpose, maybe in another years time if the 5000s series graphics cards aren't overpriced and actually give a good performance boost :D

The last thing wich is able to stop Henry is a game crash

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Honestly, I haven't shown it yet, but there is one town that Henry can't go back to because I think the game crash meta is for real. Henry might of over done something and I have to pray that over enough time that Henry can be allowed to walk back into town with a 10 FPS or game crashing. :P

Gilles de Rais simulator

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Maybe not quite the same since KCD doesn't have any kiddos in there, but if they ever give Henry the rank/title then we all could be in trouble! *starts pouring out drinks*

I wonder what would happen if you agreed to imprisonment. Normally the game autofails you when you get too far away from Hans.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

I believe that is exactly what happens. If you run away from Hans, it says you abandon him so you fail. The jail time, would probably do the same thing, but the interesting part is that the game actually crashes. The reason is that the game in loading up for your jail time, but then the auto-fail occurs too and the game can't figure out which one to do, and sort of just goes poof! Sometimes the game can figure it out but most of the time, the game just says screw it and crashes :P

So did Teresa realise that it was Henry that killed him or was just freaking out over a body in general?

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Hmmm, I think once she saw Henry carrying a body over she flipped out and took off running. The Millers (Theresa and Peshek) have a high tolerance to crimes that Henry commits and take awhile to react. Don't know if this was designed by the devs on purpose or just because they're immortals and they don't care :P

ksd 2 is here

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Shooooot...if KCD2 was here already, I would be getting soooooo little sleep! But its on its way and my sleep schedule is in trouble.

@AvaradhamMedia

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose big fan and being inspired of you

So will hernry kill himself at the end

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Ohhhh, that is a good point, I will say maybe we just have to drink a bunch of Bane potions before leaving with Sir Hans and call that a kill there :P

Is it just me or is helical louder in my right ear than my left, The game audio is fine but the mic audio seems louder in the right ear.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Thanks for letting me know. Ill take a look at my video editing software and make certain I didn't mess something up in the sound part. If its only for this video then it might be a one off, I try to keep things consistent. But if its for all the videos then I might need to change something so its not too wonky.

@heylookthatboi

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose This is the first video I have noticed it. so it is probably a one off.

Jesus Christ be praised

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Jesus Christ indeed! *starts pouring out drinks*

whats your outro music..?

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Western Spaghetti, by Chris Haugen. Classic. Link below if you like to hear it in full :D kzread.info/dash/bejne/hoScmrOIfcuYlMY.html&start_radio=1

@Tnk_xd

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose thanks man...

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

No problem! Enjoy a nice drink with the music! *starts pouring out a drink*

FOR ONCE IM FIRST

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Almost there! But close enough to deserve a drink! *starts pouring out drinks*

I did this once, then Henry caught me

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Hahah, that is the most terrifying thing to have happen, is the hearing of Henry coming to visit!