Hardcore Henry part 14 - Henry is no Simp for the House of God

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There isn't a day go by that Henry does not think about Theresa. Not because he is madly in love, but more that he is worried about a dagger at his neck whenever he might screw up.
Lady Stephanie is trying to get Henry killed with her quest, but Henry is no simp.
Also, it has been four years already, can we get the "House of God" quest fixed for quest reward like reputation :(
Don't make me go out there and murder all the quarry-men.

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  • @kotriften
    @kotriften2 жыл бұрын

    Asking Henry for help is like making deal with a devil. He will help you his own way, most likely by killing everyone he can.

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    I like to think that too, more maybe more like Djinn or a monkey's paw. You may make a wish, but you never know what you will get. ;)

  • @somedood07

    @somedood07

    Жыл бұрын

    Like making a deal with an eldritch god. You ask it to make you closer to someone and it kills everyone except you two.

  • @TheSillyPiglet
    @TheSillyPiglet2 жыл бұрын

    Suddenly wearing the clothes of the person you're talking to will never get old.

  • @Ausf
    @Ausf2 жыл бұрын

    That beggar doesn't even wear the shoes you give him. It's probably a scam and he is off to sell them.

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    You know I cut out that content of me berating him for not wearing the shoes I just given him! Though I was trying to avoid the comments that "oh he is a pilgrim he is suppose to go barefoot so he won't put on the shoes" sort of thing, which is why I cut it, but you and me think alike ;)

  • @nikurasu1895
    @nikurasu18952 жыл бұрын

    There are hundred of KCD lets plays but you just make it special! Every new episode is better then the last one. I hope you will continue the series. Also i appreciate the effort you spend finding new things i havent seen before eventhough I have over 500 hours! Keep up the great work!

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    Just do me a favor and make sure and give Old Ruch a good old smacking for me ;) That jaunty immortal is too darn good at archery!

  • @ExtremeMan10
    @ExtremeMan102 жыл бұрын

    "The skull fell from the hill towards water" *Also the skull being firmly stuck underneath the little cliff near edge of the river* Gotta love the silly design in some of these missions

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    I remember the first time doing this mission that I could not for the life of me find that skull. I had to look up where the sucker was at. Now that I know its jammed under the hill it is easy, but still a bit of a pain.

  • @the_Leszcz
    @the_Leszcz2 жыл бұрын

    Using cracklings to get out of the map with a knocked out man on your shoulder, then knocking him out again after he woke up and jumping in the void with his body is one of the most bizzare things i saw in this game. It is also interesting to see you combine beef/crackling jumping and shadow realm to break quests even harder

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    The crackling is less effective than beef and is far more expensive. However, the crackling I can buy at butcher shops and can drop all at once, and not one at a time to produce the same effect as the beef. Also it seems to have a stable base which may allow me to go higher. Now using a combination of the two, not certain how that could work out, but it might be a thing ;) And that shadow realm is quite strange or either it is just the NPC where they respawn. The one in Rattay people end up in the top north east of the map and walk back, here they just pop back in the church yard center. But I will see what I can do ;)

  • @Cocopander
    @Cocopander2 ай бұрын

    “I can’t keep killing you guys. Please stop!” 😂

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 ай бұрын

    Haha, sometimes I don't know where all these lines come from and I have to go back to see what the heck was I doing back then :P

  • @Gimboid79
    @Gimboid792 жыл бұрын

    Been trying to capture a good shot of a shooting star in this game, but you got a falling man, amazing!

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, I have seen something like that before, but never caught it on recording. At first, I thought it might of been the Mason worker getting teleported up to the scaffolding for the "House of God" quest. But after reloading and trying to get it to go again, I looked at the footage and it was just one of the workers having a great time with a private trampoline.

  • @C.J2547
    @C.J25472 жыл бұрын

    honestly shocked you didn't sleep with the lady stephanie lmao i think Theresa only notices you cheated if you see her with the alpha male buff. and it gives you a good story to tell to the bastards.

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ah that is a good point story wise! Getting that ability to tell that story opens up some nice dialogue options there. I honestly do not know what other story could tell in its place, I am curious now because that is the one I always hear.

  • @stewber
    @stewber2 жыл бұрын

    I think this is genuinely one of my favourite KZread series I’ve ever watched. Thanks for the great content!

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    Glad, hope I can keep making it better every week ;)

  • @nigailemon
    @nigailemon2 жыл бұрын

    Henry definitely dressed up like he owns the place

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yah for being a common laborer or foreman he has some really nice clothes. Henry just had to try them on for a bit ;)

  • @SirHeavy
    @SirHeavy2 жыл бұрын

    Henry has come to see us!

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

  • @frns_lmao
    @frns_lmao2 жыл бұрын

    7:19 i love how he entered like a marvel character

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    God, I was just thinking of making the Smash brothers intro scene there. Look who has joined the fight with the guard jumping over the fence. I am terrible at that type of editing, but it might just be worth it ;)

  • @AleksiJoensuu
    @AleksiJoensuu3 ай бұрын

    "You'll have to sing something to me, too! Go on, sing!" "Ummm... Well... JAA JSEM Z KUTNEE HOORYY Z KUTNEE HOORYY KOUDELNIIKKUV SYYN!" "Oh my. What a lovely voice! Reminds me of my dad. Now put on his shirt and comfort me."

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    3 ай бұрын

    lol, that woman has a strange kink. There are so many jokes that are not safe for youtube! I got to restrain myself!

  • @idolmike6779
    @idolmike6779Ай бұрын

    I had no idea this quest had so many outcomes!

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    Ай бұрын

    Actually, I do not think I shown off all the outcomes. Its a surprisingly detailed quest, but sadly doing this quest gives no rep or no payout. Which is strange for being a multi branched quest. :P

  • @MewsAdventure
    @MewsAdventure2 жыл бұрын

    I love this game as it is, this series makes me love it more lol

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    The game is amazing already, but it letting you screw around with it, just makes me love it ;)

  • @dire5841
    @dire58412 жыл бұрын

    Man you really show just how much KCD has to offer! :)

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    I know the game is technically not a sandbox, but when you can mess around this much with the game it feels like one.

  • @smolfifi
    @smolfifi2 жыл бұрын

    discovered ur channel yesterday and bruh ive been binging this shit , good content homie

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    Many thanks :D Glad you're enjoying the craziness of the series so far.

  • @SonofSkyrim01
    @SonofSkyrim012 жыл бұрын

    Henry looks great in this outfit, he reminds me of the battle mages in The Elder Scrolls Oblivion.

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oopffh that brings me back :P I always did like the pointy hats in this game, does give off that battle mage feel!

  • @byromg459
    @byromg4592 жыл бұрын

    great video mate, really enjoying the series.

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    Glad! Hopefully I can keep the series getting better every week.

  • @BladeDevil
    @BladeDevil Жыл бұрын

    to be fair, he said he SHOULD reward him, not that he WILL.

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    Жыл бұрын

    lol, the devil is in the details for certain! Can't trust anyone with a speech at 15+

  • @lorbor1050
    @lorbor10502 жыл бұрын

    Keep up with the great work man, love seeing this series every week

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    And I do love that people are still enjoying watching these episodes. I thought people were losing interest after awhile but it seems steady, so glad you're all enjoying it!

  • @lorbor1050

    @lorbor1050

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@helicalgoose always loved your work since the intro exploits, youre one of the best KCD creators out here.

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@lorbor1050 Ah many thanks :D you all make me blush a bit.

  • @T86869
    @T868692 жыл бұрын

    Omg! New video! Cant wait to see it at evening 😌

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hope you will enjoy it!

  • @jackjohnson5905
    @jackjohnson5905 Жыл бұрын

    17:52 I know it's a little detail, but I like how Hitman Blood Money had unconscious npc have their eyes closed and when you'd off them, they would open their eyes to signal that they're dead and you'd know the difference.

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    Жыл бұрын

    Ah, that is a nice detail I did not know about. I sort of just go randomly through the place just offing people trying not to get caught ever.

  • @sterthebird1593
    @sterthebird15932 жыл бұрын

    I love how the shamans cloths became his permanent outfit

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    It just looks so good that I can not stop wearing it :P

  • @BirdoPlays
    @BirdoPlays2 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for the content, this is your reward for mission, reputation in the comments

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    Finally! That mission has been bugged for so long. Also side note, I think that there is only one mission now to get that rare "reputation" from the quarrymen and that is a in depth mission at that. I do not know why they have their own reputation system since I think kill those guys out there (or most of them) they still draw their reputation on Talmberg not quarry? Been awhile since I tested, but I do not think I ever seen that reputation slide below 50.

  • @jobkolsteeg8871
    @jobkolsteeg88712 жыл бұрын

    second try: Henry has come to kill us!

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    I mean, they're not wrong. ;)

  • @JoshuaKlein25
    @JoshuaKlein252 жыл бұрын

    I love that you talked to him with his outfit on. So funny.

  • @the_Leszcz

    @the_Leszcz

    2 жыл бұрын

    this is now a tradition, look at previous episodes where he dressed as the tourney announcer and Beran

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    Henry does have level 20 pickpocket after all. Why not "borrow" a few pieces of clothing ;)

  • @AxNova4
    @AxNova4 Жыл бұрын

    To get Zmola captured you inform the guards, let them leave but don't follow, make sure you're a little distance away, pass time about 2ish hours, and then he spawns at the infirmary where you can do with away with him there. Following the guards gets him killed 9/10.

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    Жыл бұрын

    Ah nice. Does he get put into a jail cell sort of like Rattay has for the few people you can collect over time? I just always assumed, the Monastery had "frontier justice" out there and everyone who doesn't carry a torch at night needs to be purged.

  • @AxNova4

    @AxNova4

    Жыл бұрын

    @helicalgoose I'm not sure if he goes anywhere else other than the infirmary. I know once he's there you can decide to "deal with him yourself" or leave him to God to judge. Never saw what happens afterwards if you let him live when he's at the infirmary. Last I checked he stays there then despwans or sum🤷‍♂️

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    Жыл бұрын

    @@AxNova4 That is quite useful information. This game has a bunch of surprising outcomes that even after exhausting a bunch of options, there is another one that I have missed! Thanks for the details. If I ever do a full play of this game again, I got to remember to finish this quest like you mentioned it.

  • @AxNova4

    @AxNova4

    Жыл бұрын

    @helicalgoose This game is great with many options you have with how you wanna do things. Loving my first hardcore playthrough and your videos only make it better. The edits are on point💯.

  • @ahmetsarcicek7818
    @ahmetsarcicek78182 жыл бұрын

    Great video sir

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    Many thanks :D

  • @JoshuaKlein25
    @JoshuaKlein252 жыл бұрын

    I love your videos, make me what to play kingdom Come every time.

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    I glad, at the same time worried. Usually when I watch other people play some games, I get the itch to play because either I want to try out what they did or either insulted they did not make the play I would've done in that situation and I need to start a massive campaign to prove myself right for no reason :P Hopefully it is the first one.

  • @Herbert37
    @Herbert372 жыл бұрын

    I Like this Content so much. U r very creative.

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ah many thanks :D Hopefully these videos give you some of your own ideas to try out in the game. ;)

  • @trickyfoxx6941
    @trickyfoxx69412 жыл бұрын

    Well you just taught me a horse jump location lol

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    There are so many more jump locations I have found out recently since starting to screw around like that :P The horse makes certain areas way more accessible. The hard part in hardcore mode is that Henry has gotten stuck more than I like to admit.

  • @wonniethepoop7856
    @wonniethepoop78562 жыл бұрын

    As for me during this lady's Stephanie mission I've asked master to replace the gem (but bring original for myself) and bring her the horse without taming it. Unfortunately I didn't manage to do something with wine, so I've just stolen original one.

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    You know I never had the heart to replace the crown with a fake gem, but I should've since Henry did not want to be a "home-wrecker" for Talmberg. It probably would've had some great lines in there :P

  • @wonniethepoop7856

    @wonniethepoop7856

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Helical you're very kind, though I don't feel pity towards lady of talmberg and their family. They just abuse Henry, asking him to do difficult and responsible missions with no reward. Of course lady Stephanie can give a reward, a sort of, but I don't think this is a good one. I wish game does have option to tell sir Divish about this. Maybe I'm a little conservative of course, but the end of this quest made me a bit disappointed. I didn't expect this at all. Of course I don't mind to get old heritage shirt and pants but this! No thank you. The gem and a horse is my little revenge. This is all I can do to compensate all abuse of poor Henry. He shouldn't work for free, especially for not his lord.

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@wonniethepoop7856 Yah their reward are very poor, especially for how detailed their quests are. I remember there was a discussion about the whole Lady Stephanie thing and why she would even do this with Henry. Someone put forward and interesting thought that, Lady Stephanie was probably trying to have kids with Sir Divish, but things were not working out, because he got captured and got "too old" or something along those lines. So they both thought that get Henry to do some of the side work to get her pregnant and just pretend it never happened ever again, which is why she never acknowledges Henry at all after the whole thing. It is sort of far fetched, but it does put a different RP factor into this and perhaps makes it a bit better? Don't know, but I will definitely try to steal that gem next time, even though its only worth like 150 groschen, its like why not! I do not need no stinking tshirt ;)

  • @HEKVT
    @HEKVT2 жыл бұрын

    Henry looks like Robin Hood, the kind that robs from the rich and gives to th- well, he robs from the poor too and gives to himself.

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    Henry robs everyone equally! ;) But I do have to admit that behind the scenes I am on a campaign of giving away as much wealth as possible at the shops trying to keep my reputation out of the gutter. I think I have spent about 30-40k of groschen just on tips in the last couple episodes and my poor reputation in most places sits at 50ish. So I have been trying to give this wealth away to the poor, but they seem to not like Henry causing massive inflation!

  • @HEKVT

    @HEKVT

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@helicalgoose Henry was responsible for the economic collapse of Bohemia.

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@HEKVT lol, I like to think that Henry was running the counterfeit ring, not the bandits :P

  • @matthewwest2482
    @matthewwest24822 жыл бұрын

    What happened to us hearing Henry’s amazing singing voice

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    I spent a couple hours playing with audio-tune it and mess with the sound to give it a special feeling, but nothing worked out. So, I settled for the lazy way out, since the editing was really not going anywhere special :( I might play around with it more if I find a background beat and find a good plugin for audio-tune this into a T-pain masterpiece :P

  • @Ged_223
    @Ged_2232 жыл бұрын

    Never stop making videos, you goose.

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    :D Many thanks, ill keep it up as long as I can.

  • @Abdulhey509
    @Abdulhey5092 жыл бұрын

    Nice video SİİİRRR !!!!

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    :D many thanks! Siiir!

  • @Optimusj1975
    @Optimusj19752 жыл бұрын

    5:28 I can't believe you didn't insert the clip of Heslin screaming after you punched him here.

  • @Optimusj1975

    @Optimusj1975

    2 жыл бұрын

    You should definetively start the 15th with that montage.

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    I might, but I think I was saving montages for later. Who knows, I am in the process of editing it already and got it trimmed down to a point. I might have some inspiration to add one in :P

  • @frns_lmao
    @frns_lmao2 жыл бұрын

    1:43 the last dude looks like Kunesh

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    He does show up quite a bit. I had a hair brain thought of trying to capture all NPCs that look like a particular person and hold them hostage in an area together. The sad part, some of them holds the power of teleportation, so its tough to get that to work.

  • @frns_lmao

    @frns_lmao

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@helicalgoose that would be hilarious to see though everyone just wondering with their clones

  • @omar90s91
    @omar90s912 жыл бұрын

    The audacity of changing clothes hahahahah

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    Henry has to stay stylish. And it has been too long since I switch from the robe, got to switch it up a little.

  • @vojtechstrnad1
    @vojtechstrnad12 жыл бұрын

    22:05 "God, everybody disappoints me. You know who doesn't disappoint me?" I must be watching too much LTT because I fully expected him to say "Our sponsor, Glasswire!"

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    Or LTT waterbottles at the LTT store! :P Please send monzies Linus!

  • @BlackBirdFlyAway
    @BlackBirdFlyAway2 жыл бұрын

    So convenient stealing shoes just to hand them away to a random dude later 🤣🤣🤣

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    If he had cobbler experience then he should've had some really nice shoes! Also I usually do not add in "beggers" or "random encounters" like that, but that was just too much of a coincidence to not add in.

  • @BlackBirdFlyAway

    @BlackBirdFlyAway

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@helicalgoose lol a hell of a luck and pls add the random encounters they are funny 😄

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    I still have them all, I have not deleted any footage quite yet. I might try to make a montage of them all, whenever I have a "week off". Though I would feel bad if I did not do a little fancy editing. I do have quite a bit of them pulled up, just have not been in a situation to use them or think about them till its too late.

  • @BlackBirdFlyAway

    @BlackBirdFlyAway

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@helicalgoose a compilation on random encounters would be a great idea for video with some funny editing 👌🏼😂

  • @MKarl4
    @MKarl42 жыл бұрын

    Hardcore Henry had his brightest moment when he decided to not f**k with a noble woman because he ain't no simp. Btw. that is one of my favorite fetch quests in game. But I always accept the shirt 😆

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, I think CN in the comments right before yours brings up a good point about just taking the shirt because why not! The quest is actually one of the better ones overall, especially with Henry singing. I was really trying to get that singing into some sort of skit but after a few hours I had to give up on it, since it was not going anywhere. I might try to fit into some other episode, I still have the footage so why not.

  • @MKarl4

    @MKarl4

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@helicalgoose Heh, i was expecting some sort of skit, because of obvious potential. But if it didn't fit your vision, then it is ok. Anyways, the "ah" conversation with Hagen got me. And that yoinked wine 😏🤌

  • @kovar2344
    @kovar23442 жыл бұрын

    tbh one day i want to by a real Moldavite or Vltavín as we call em. Shame people destroy land trying to dig for them. They have sort of a dirty name in cz. But they look really cool and are truly czech jewlery. Unfortunately I do not keep 1K euros handy to buy one XD

  • @LeinGamer
    @LeinGamer2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the Subs (CC)

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ah did they work? I feel like the subs that get added in are sort of quite a bit off, but I can turn them on if they help out :D I wish I had a script or time to write the subs all the way, but oh man it is tough, but someday!

  • @NoSTs123
    @NoSTs1232 жыл бұрын

    Ah

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ah, :P I was going to take that bit further, but Ah, seemed good enough.

  • @x-sac2652
    @x-sac26522 жыл бұрын

    Jesus Christ be praised

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    X-sac has come to see us!

  • @xxDrain
    @xxDrain Жыл бұрын

    Hardcore with a bow reticle?

  • @nigailemon
    @nigailemon2 жыл бұрын

    Actually, is there any single clue that lead us to finding leshek in the sasau mill? I don't recall reading any dialogue that says so when I did this quest

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    I was actually curious about the same thing. The only way you would know he is in the Mill is that you have done the quest already. As far as I know, he does not sleep there, he does not mention it at all, and he doesn't even wear the funny little hat. To how you're suppose to know that he would be in the mill, umm no idea. I am certain there is something around or maybe you need to follow him, but he disappears after you talk to the gravedigger about the skull, so you can't follow him if you suspect him because you're already on the other side of town! Sort of frustrating, but then I remember that this quest is broken and that is enough for me :P

  • @astralchemistry8732
    @astralchemistry87322 жыл бұрын

    Ahaaa! First! :D

  • @helicalgoose

    @helicalgoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    Almost there :D It looks like Sir Heavy barely beat you out on the counter.

  • @astralchemistry8732

    @astralchemistry8732

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@helicalgoose Looks like I've gone weak in the knees. :D

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