We are working on it!

@IronPineapple

6 жыл бұрын

Warhorse Studios LMAO I hope you guys don’t hate me, I do actually love the game as it consumed all of my free time this past week

@s.g.7572

6 жыл бұрын

Holy shit

@ngastakvakis4425

6 жыл бұрын

@andyy0m

6 жыл бұрын

lul

@chloekaftan

6 жыл бұрын

i've been playing this game since launch and i have only encountered ONE bug, which was fast traveling with the nighthawk potion active resets the effect of the potion, thats it ONE minor bug, how the f*** is everyone else having such a buggy hot mess of a game is beyond me, you all must have garbage pc's or terrible luck.

"He must have fired from here." "Hey you. Put that weapon away!" Could be straight out of Monty Python.

@xiii0722

6 жыл бұрын

Indeed xD

@tomthestone1470

6 жыл бұрын

naphackDT next thing you know, they’ll accuse the man with a fruit basket.

@JudgeAnnibal

6 жыл бұрын

Well, the intro is! Took me a second to figure out, but it's the Lancelot's tale's beginning.

@plasmaoctopus1728

6 жыл бұрын

you know, in a way its kind of like an alternative reason for some people to buy the game, "monty python the game"

@rafaelpascoaliczerniej297

6 жыл бұрын

the entire game could be from Monty Python

My funniest moment in gaming was with this game. I'm robbing the armorer in Rattay and i hear guards coming up the stairs of the house. There's nowhere to hide so i crouch in a corner of the room with all the loot. Then the guards start pouring in. 1,2,3... 7 guards run in to the room but none of them gets a torch out and it's almost pitch black. So for a few minutes 7 guards just pace around a really small room menacingly saying that they will find me. But they never do, eventually they give up and say "Bastard must've gotten away". When they say that i stand up, light my torch and all of them say a variation of "Oh hi Henry." And i just walk away with them. Carrying all the loot.

@deadtopus2468

5 жыл бұрын

@Tom Cowles Anyway, how is your sex life?

@kabob0077

5 жыл бұрын

deadtopus Good doggy good doggy.

@Half-CockedG

5 жыл бұрын

I saw that movie!

@gh0rochi363

5 жыл бұрын

@Some Phaggot unfixable?

@mariobadia4553

4 жыл бұрын

@Tom Cowles oh hi Mark

I mean good on the NPC's to be smart enough to figure out where you fired from, Skyrim guard's would just stare at the body like " hu guess the wind got him"

@parkeralan19

5 жыл бұрын

June Hollybell he must of stabbed himself in the head with that arrow

@Isaac.vwalker

3 жыл бұрын

This Game is trash, don't think that for that the Game is good

@competent5761

3 жыл бұрын

@@Isaac.vwalker ?

@RFIKILLER

3 жыл бұрын

@@Isaac.vwalker It may be unpolished but the game is not shit. Its been my 3rd playthrough and i am still having fun

@Syndixal

3 жыл бұрын

@@RFIKILLER it’s not unpolished at all I’ve put 100s of hours into it on Xbox and barely got bugs, I’ve been playing it now on pc and it’s a fine ass game

Look, you werent there, this could all be historically accurate.

@CoffeeSnep

6 жыл бұрын

_Let's just say there's a reason it's called the Dark Ages._

@ignacio4159

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe God introduced some patches after this period.

@EviIM0nk3y

6 жыл бұрын

Legit, I have been laughing for several minutes because of this comment lol

@CorpseDaddy

6 жыл бұрын

Speaking from experience I can confirm that this is indeed how it was in the 1400s

@bremcurt9514

6 жыл бұрын

Dwarfurious Someone pin this comment

Gone weak at the knees, have you?

@user-mr2bk7ku9x

6 жыл бұрын

*H O L Y F U C K*

@COLDCHEMICALpresents

6 жыл бұрын

That line had me laughing so hard my sides hurt

@bravojr

6 жыл бұрын

Supeirious knees engage

@Aki145

6 жыл бұрын

I used to be an adventure like you...

@E-102_Gamma

6 жыл бұрын

_Helicopter knees, activate!_

*"Have you heard of the High Elves"* amazing

@followerofjesuschrist5482

2 жыл бұрын

No

1:30 me and the boys chilling after our execution

@knevari3952

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@ttum1079

4 жыл бұрын

Noice.

@SpaceMissile

3 жыл бұрын

yep, you win

@benjapizarro981

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@silvey640

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Maybe thats how things were in Medieval Times?

@cinnamonnoir2487

5 жыл бұрын

Times were tough back then. You got your head chopped off, you just went on your merry way, no problem.

@tusrualoneanqel4755

5 жыл бұрын

@@cinnamonnoir2487 Times were tough back then. You got your head chopped off,and gotta live with it.

@kathyhalton8352

5 жыл бұрын

The art of flying became obsolete with gunpowder, and the knowledge was lost to Western Civilization

@yharisvondagar8176

5 жыл бұрын

Am sure

@kitty-kate

5 жыл бұрын

You've seen the painting from the era right? Guess they were based based closer to reality than we think.

you joke at the start, but this looks like the closest we'll ever get to a monty python and the holy grail game adaptation

@confusedalex5612

5 жыл бұрын

LMAOO

@juliejay5436

5 жыл бұрын

They should change the name to "Monty Python: Kingdom Come (the game)" and introduce even more bugs! Way too funny! I am telling you, I would buy it.

@pubbahubbabba

5 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@toreole5831

5 жыл бұрын

Doctor Reed with so,e oblivion mixed in (the guards)

@warmtummyrubs7864

5 жыл бұрын

It was a very good joke though, wouldn’t you say?

One time I was sleeping in my bed. And a guard woke me up and arrested me for "creeping around without a Torch" LOL

@abdelll9737

4 жыл бұрын

Haha that’s the least of the bugs. This game is a hot pile of garbage. I’m going back to Assassins Creed Odyssey. At least I’ll be able to finish that game. Unlike this broken piece of shit. I can’t even finish KCD because of an infinite loading screen. Wtf is that?! And console players tell WH about it and get no answer or just a bullshit “we’re working on it” excuse. It’s been 2 years and they’re still “fixing” it. I can’t even finish the main story!!! Fuck WH! I’m never buying anything from them.

@brandalf2764

4 жыл бұрын

@@abdelll9737 well, didn't encounter any bugs on pc yet and i'm 50 hours in

@mollysmoshingtankcrew9441

4 жыл бұрын

Abdelkarim Karim i finished kcd with this being my only issue. and honestly I thought it was hilarious. I had no issues with anything else

@luxsolis2

4 жыл бұрын

Abdelkarim Karim your rig must be garbo. I finished the game no problem, no glitches, legit. Lmao

@xluca1701

4 жыл бұрын

@@luxsolis2 I think he played on console. Atleast that's what I'm thinking from his comment.

The pure comedy of the Sasau guard saying "Gone weak at the knees, have you?" when his knees are windmills

Jesus, those guards gave me Oblivion flashbacks

@tomwhitten8822

6 жыл бұрын

Stop! You violated the law!

@JJ-ei3tx

6 жыл бұрын

Yah but in oblivion the guards voice had enough bass to make you to make you tense up at least a little

@riotman3579

6 жыл бұрын

Jason Stein Jr yeah u steal something and can hear guards coming a mile away

@julsie3195

6 жыл бұрын

PIckpocket! PICKPOCKET! GUARD YOUR PURSES!

@bobthetop3242

6 жыл бұрын

Riot man xd

4:45 "gone weak in the knees have you" I'M DONE!

@voltek-zb8wv

6 жыл бұрын

I Used To Be An Adventurer Like You, Then I Took An Arrow In The Knees

@steviebob4

6 жыл бұрын

Big Fudge Gotta hand it to him, his knee game is top notch. Compared to him I'm definitely weak in the knees.

@ComradeConCarne

6 жыл бұрын

Out of the whole video, I am so happy you chose this particular moment, so freaking great

@B.D.E.

6 жыл бұрын

That's one of the accidentally most funny things I think that's ever happened in a game.

4:47 "Gone weak at the knees, have you?" "No you."

@apc-_-5523

4 жыл бұрын

Comedy gold

4:47 "Gone weak at the knees have you?" he says, as his legs flutter like ribbons as he floats towards you. Perfect.

@jamescheddar4896

Жыл бұрын

just spins his knees rapidly and hovers around

Times were hard back then

@TheDragonfirelight

6 жыл бұрын

The Shpee They scaled the quality back with the time period

@Camurgladius

6 жыл бұрын

Even those who made shrubberies were under considerable economic stress at that period of history.

@superstinkybeans

6 жыл бұрын

Could you imagine being stuck in t-pose

Have you heard of the High Elves?

@LordBurgerofFriesland

6 жыл бұрын

Wowie! What are you doing down here all by yourself Will buddy?

@DavefromWork

6 жыл бұрын

By the nine divines! ASSAULT!

@reedstout8923

6 жыл бұрын

I love u wilburgur

@vanjazed7021

6 жыл бұрын

Wo fucking wie

@nathanwinney9215

6 жыл бұрын

Sadly, you killed them all in Oblivion

4:45 "Gone weak in the knees have you" I am not sure where your knees have gone either.

HE MUST HAVE FIRED FROM HERE hey put that bow away please, unknown sketchy man HE MUST HAVE FIRED FROM HERE

@agrevstegvsgbytngyunm337

4 жыл бұрын

Dental plan! Lisa needs braces!

@kalemmackey2917

4 жыл бұрын

I know this is old, but even in that kinda buggy state I really think it's cool that they come and investigate based on where arrows land from. Especially considering where he was standing, because getting their has some complicated patching. Personally I think it was worth every penny even if it stayed in a day one state. The passion and ambition that went into the game really was/is commendable, and I hope Warhorse keeps it up! Even if it's not with another historical game like this.

@kalemmackey2917

4 жыл бұрын

@Jay marlin Yeah, but you also have to realize the scale of it. These were all experienced and accomplished game devs, but they were still indie as hell. Not to mention the engine they were using was hardly fit to purpose. Warhorse has talked about how cryengine is not great for large scale battles with advanced AI and how they struggled to get what few big battles exist in the game to work. And they didn't leave it in nearly as bad a shape as we got it. The same can't be said for more established studios like BethSoft, having rereleased Skyrim like four times now and never tried to optimise or bugfix it.

@ztac_dex

4 жыл бұрын

it gives an oblivion vibes until you get stuck in a door frame and you cant get out of the area making it unplayable

@kalemmackey2917

4 жыл бұрын

@signoguns Not Polish, Czech. That's why the game is set in what is now the Czech republic. They are close to Poland though!

"Gone weak at the knees have you" Proceeds to show the full power of knees

@sculean

2 жыл бұрын

Helicopter knees can deflect arrows

@DaveSmith-cp5kj

11 ай бұрын

While you've been carousing at the taverns, I've been studying footwork.

The Oblivion reference was the best one XD!

@zefile

6 жыл бұрын

you here? wow

@theparabolachampion6757

6 жыл бұрын

Yes it was.

@FrenchKissx9

6 жыл бұрын

where was it?

@ukrainianmeme7936

6 жыл бұрын

Have you heard of the High Elves? "UGH!" "Oo!" AAGH!" 4:22

@Daniel16180

6 жыл бұрын

not just an oblivion reference, but a reference to another video mocking oblivion!

*Entering unfamiliar city as the uncharted son of a blacksmith from some village in Bohemia* Henry: Random City Guard: *GOOD DAY HENRY* Btw: Nice Monty Python reference

@jamescheddar4896

Жыл бұрын

*stabs bandit in his sleep* Other Bandit: Hey, Henry's come to see us!

"You've committed a crime and I'm arresting you." "But, what's the charge, sir?" "Breaking the law!"

@beezusHrist

5 жыл бұрын

That's what happens when there's no Habeas Corpus

@squarek123

5 жыл бұрын

"No, I'm not under arrest. YOU'RE under arrest for breaking the laws of physics!"

@s.bregnest2857

5 жыл бұрын

squarek The good old “no u”.

@MitchellD249

4 жыл бұрын

EATING A MEAL? A SUCCULENT, CHINESE MEAL?

@thebighead84

4 жыл бұрын

"I'm on a secret mission!"

"Gone weak at the knees have you?" *legs flying around wildly :D

@ShinFahima

6 жыл бұрын

His footwork was dazzling!

@torquevonthorne948

6 жыл бұрын

Vincent Novotny /watch?v=YZAWubFXIiQ here's his teacher

@torquevonthorne948

6 жыл бұрын

Skyrim flying mammoths? Pfff noobs, they couldn't even sit or move a ladder while in the air

All those things were commonplace in the middle ages

@Snauss

6 жыл бұрын

I can't believe they bred out anti-gravity horses centuries ago.

@Commander783

6 жыл бұрын

Snauss Rifle roooofl

@bullno1

6 жыл бұрын

Why do you think witches were burnt at the stake?

@gigastrike2

6 жыл бұрын

Nah, gravity just didn't exist until Isaac Newton invented it.

@MarcAlcatraz

6 жыл бұрын

that knee work makes yoga look like a child's game

0:57 it's good to see that the endlessly diligent oblivion gaurds found another line of work.

That 'Good day Henry' combo is still happening. I finished a tournament yesterday as the victor, and as soon as the champion announcement script ended, all of the spectators greeted me!

"Gone weak at the knees have you?" That shit couldn't have been more perfect 4:43

@JP-rf8rr

5 жыл бұрын

I was drinking soda when I saw this. I spat it all up.

@requix11

5 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOO

Ah yes, the floating ladders was quite a common war tactic in the medieval ages. Very effective when used by the floating soldiers.

@dujuan9646

6 жыл бұрын

Marth 341st like

@JoJo-eq2te

6 жыл бұрын

You can unlock the floating skill as shown at 5:08

@pepsicola4718

6 жыл бұрын

Marth 2:30 ah another fine example of olden tactics. Observe the force that a infantry soldier can generate with the battering ram, when inserted directly into the left shoulder blade.

@10191927

6 жыл бұрын

The MeméLord - Yes quite, also observe the floating horses, quite efficient when properly trained to defy gravity. In fact it was the kings royal decree that all soldiers and horses must defy gravity. Every battle was decisively won thanks to these advanced war tactics. As it was said in Sun Zu’s the art of war “Every battle is won by defying gravity”.

@meenalien4446

6 жыл бұрын

I see you are well informed in history.

"You've committed a crime, and I'm arresting you!"

@Yetipfote

5 жыл бұрын

*refuses to* *"THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!!!"*

4:46 obviously trained at the Ministry of Silly Walks

@themac7915

3 жыл бұрын

He's so powerful he doesn't need knees. Shortly after the clip, the guard ascended to godhood.

3:00 That's not a glitch. That's simply asserting masculine dominance

@s.bregnest2857

5 жыл бұрын

Wha...? _What the ‘ell are you doin’?_

@tyanellewin3416

5 жыл бұрын

A practice preformed by men since the Stone Age.

@maxscott3349

5 жыл бұрын

Then what's 1:14?

@tobiichika3702

5 жыл бұрын

Good old self sucking, you never heard of it?

@JuanCarlos-vb3gg

5 жыл бұрын

9

"GONE WEAK AT THE KNEE'S HAVE YOU?!" *Proceeds to flex knees at impossible speeds. *

@SomeGuy-cn5vm

5 жыл бұрын

Most men can only dream of having knees that strong.

@umjammerlammy9993

5 жыл бұрын

I can hear the Hannah Barbera running sound when I see those knees

@nagol1000

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha great comment

@GruevyJamLover

5 жыл бұрын

Was the best part. 😂

@ry4nmaster

5 жыл бұрын

Weird flex, but ok

damn, oblivion remaster looks awesome!

@aleksyssubmaker2745

5 жыл бұрын

That comment is not funny.

@stefancodrin

4 жыл бұрын

I actually really like the oblivion style. It gives me a world to mess with, unlike the witcher where you can't even steal.

@user-pe8oc5es9w

4 жыл бұрын

@@stefancodrin ye it's because witcher is not a sandbox game

@trogo3402

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck off

@Bubaqxd

4 жыл бұрын

*spit* oblivion

"Henry's come to visit us!" Henry the goodest boi of Skalitz

The most Oblivion game since Oblivion.

@caramel7050

5 жыл бұрын

EridaniNovus oblivion didn't have nowhere near this amount of glitches at least from my experience tbh

@johnnyboy3849

5 жыл бұрын

We finally got Oblivion: Remastered

@BrigitteMain33

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHA good one!

@DJAM3R

5 жыл бұрын

"Have you heard of the high elves ?"

@fransthefox9682

5 жыл бұрын

@Aleksa Petrovic Yes, for I am *one of them!* *dramatic medieval music*

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE HIGH ELVES AUGH

@GabedalfTheWhite

6 жыл бұрын

Nergal BRUGH!

@Emrino62

6 жыл бұрын

HUMM!

@roderickterry6807

6 жыл бұрын

@1:59 if there is one thing you do with an ax, its stab.

@IDONTGETTHEPOINT

6 жыл бұрын

Come on now! There's no need to get violent!

@feddyvonwigglestein3481

6 жыл бұрын

*BERGLOH*

Iron Pineapple : >makes a video making fun of Kingdom Come: Deliverance Warhorse Studio : >comments on video Iron Pineapple : "no pls dont hurt me."

@bithundr

5 жыл бұрын

No more!

@felisszerjin9073

5 жыл бұрын

I yield!

To maintain the authentic feel, they made it on period-accurate computers.

@bobthetop3242

6 жыл бұрын

GreaterGood258 AHHAAHHAHAHAH Good one!

@riathlaz3809

6 жыл бұрын

Congratulations on that comment

@thedude8526

5 жыл бұрын

The good ol fashioned wooden computers.

The dialogue is so perfectly matched to the glitches I’m starting to think its intentional. I lost it at 4:48 with “gone weak at the knees have you”

@Sickticious

6 жыл бұрын

DNK2002 that line had me DEAD That one and "What the hell are ya doin?!"

@AquaLangistify

5 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

"Whoever fired that arrow must have done it from here... And there's a guy here with a bow and quiver full of arrows... Hmmm..."

Wow, I actually started this game a year after this vid came out, they made it a lot better lol, I didn't have any of this craziness, and I'm kinda disappointed!

@carpetfluff35

2 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking the same thing. It's impressive how much better it worked but also a little sad.

@amgames5638

2 жыл бұрын

@@carpetfluff35 They moved like Hello Games did on No Man's Sky. Only that game wasn't buggy, it was just shit at first lol. But games can be so buggy that the bugs MAKE them fun! If I wasn't broke I'd buy Cyber Punk, I hope they didn't fix it! lol

@BreakingBreadcrumbs

Жыл бұрын

​@@amgames5638 weather update, they fixed cyberpunk

@amgames5638

Жыл бұрын

@@BreakingBreadcrumbs Aw man... I wanted to play it while it was completely broken(but i didn't want to fork out $80 lol)

I live in Europe and some of these things we are doing until this day! How dare are you to laugh about our traditions!

@onyxbasilisk9046

6 жыл бұрын

Danny Brandon are you saying you go about in a t-pose and fly around headless with twitching legs. I respect your tradition there awesome. But being knights and fighting for a lord is really made up, you do know right?

@Ellisepha

6 жыл бұрын

John Jones no we did that, I was there.

@DeadKraken

6 жыл бұрын

It's called the "floating ladder ceremony" it's a north Italy tradition, where two people eat a whole ham, and then clean their hands on the ladder's wood. Since the ladder is vegan, it starts to float to escape of the ham's smell. HOW DARE U MOCK OUR RESPECTABLE TRADITIONS! U unculturated twat!

@MyDokuChannel

6 жыл бұрын

you are unfunny

@thesandvitchman1234

6 жыл бұрын

MyDokuChannel no u

HENRYS COME TO SEE US!

@DrChillin

6 жыл бұрын

1:10 Real footage of Bazza vs a Doomfist main.

@BattlestarGenesis

6 жыл бұрын

GOD BE WITH YOU HENRY

@MustafaSahinz

6 жыл бұрын

No more Overwatch, i beg you

@CoffeeSnep

6 жыл бұрын

JESUS CHRIST BE PRAISED!

@dragon53777

6 жыл бұрын

oof - I doubt he cares having as many subs as he does lol

2:42 Wanna know how they fixed that bug? They killed the pig. You can find its body next to the bridge.

@earth6862

4 жыл бұрын

It's true

@Mictlantecuhtli

4 жыл бұрын

Amazing, isn't it? That's a proper Czech way how to solve problems.

@pavelcerny9803

4 жыл бұрын

I just went past it about two hours ago and I swear it was there alive

@UnclePengy

2 жыл бұрын

Nah he's alive. Just sleeps most of the time. I've had that glitch with the dog Mutt getting stuck under the horse.

"Gone weak at the knees have you?" * tap dances furiously *

4:46 You may not like it, but this is what peak knee preformance looks like.

@BlackPanther4577

5 жыл бұрын

Gone weak at the knees have you?

@wheeliebin18

5 жыл бұрын

Praise it brother!

@clapflaps1

5 жыл бұрын

B

i used to be an adventurer like you, but then i got weak in the knees

@DZ-1987

5 жыл бұрын

That can easily translate to "I got old"

@fbi3329

5 жыл бұрын

tf u just say

@bramlinssen6940

4 жыл бұрын

Klaas af en toe

3:28 “you’re a wizard Harry”

@RESIST_THE_GREAT_REPLACEMENT

3 жыл бұрын

Henry*

“You’re under arrest for breaking the law” “You’ve committed a crime and I’m arresting you”

"guys let's make a realistic medieval rpg game." "what should our inspiration be?" "Oblivion."

@HideorEscape

6 жыл бұрын

Assassin's Creed: Unity

@pumpy2728

6 жыл бұрын

meh

@Grambee

6 жыл бұрын

Luke Morgan true that

@urdoolil5477

6 жыл бұрын

Grambee good choice.

Monty Pythons' 'The Holy Grail' was a documentary

@roguishpaladin

6 жыл бұрын

Funny thing...the armour in Monty Python is in some ways more accurate than many modern historical movies.

4:43 Guard with the strongest knees in existence: "Weak knees have you?"

Glitches aside, one of the best RPG's I've ever played.

@Desh681

5 жыл бұрын

Wait, is it legit good? I'll have to look into it

@jsagers2008

5 жыл бұрын

@@Desh681 It's an amazing game. I'd personally put it in the same ranks as Fallout New Vegas, Mass Effect, and Shenmue. It's very challenging though. Some people didn't like that, and when it first came out there were too many glitches, but the major ones have been patched. The worst glitches you come across now are just the funny ones. I can tolerate it since Warhorse is not a big company.

@RedFloyd469

5 жыл бұрын

@@Desh681 Don't actually believe this guy. The game is mediocre. In terms of ACTUAL RPG mechanics, it isn't at all amazing in the slightest. The idea that it comes close to Fallout New Vegas and Mass Effect is absolutely ridiculous. The combat is unique, but that's about it. It often feels incredibly disconnected, with hits literally not connecting like they are supposed to, shields not doing what they are supposed to do, the lock-on system not working properly in combat with multiple enemies (so basically in 3/4 of all combat situations in this game). The endless amount of glitches, bugs and game crashes that still plague the game to this very day, despite all the "patches", are a serious problem that have ruined my experience on multiple occasions. Fallout New Vegas stands out as having unique factions, replay-ability, incredibly story-telling and world building with an incredibly variety of ways to approach quests and dialogue. In KCD, there are no factions, there is basically no replay-ability for any meaningful reason other than to get a trophy or two (honestly, replaying the game does nothing in terms of story or world-building, so don't bother.), the story-telling becomes cliché with a meaningless and unnecessary "plottwist" that could have been handled better but just falls flat, there are basically one or two ways to approach most quests, being boiled down to "talk to multiple guys" or "talk to one guy and skip all the rest". There are also basically no consequences to any choice you make other than townsfolk not "liking" you and maybe not willing to talk to you if you are actively hated. But all of that can be forgiven if it wasn't for the elitist attitude at Warhorse studios regarding it's incredibly bad Saving System. Because you see, it turns out that because some players choose to rely heavily on "save-scumming", this means, in WH studio's mind, that if you remove player freedom in this regard, somehow the game will be better. Somehow. In some way. I guess. After all, we now live in the post-dark souls world where games need to be "hard" and "unforgiving". Even though most people don't actually understand how this should be translated into challenging and FUN game-play mechanics. So instead, KCD removes "saving at all times" and replaces it with an item you have to collect or make yourself that you use to hardsave a game. After massive and deserved player complaints, they added to ability to sleepsave and save on a game exit (which doesn't actually hard-save the game). This would all be somewhat acceptable if it wasn't for the fact that the game likes to screw the player over by crashing after an hour or two, ensuring that ALL progress is lost if you didn't use a "Savior schnapps", which is the saving-item in this game. Sometimes the game plain crashes WHILE saving or while EXITING the game, hence rendering the exit-save as useless. The question has been asked repeatedly how exactly this save system makes the game more "fun". The only answer you get will be "muh realism". Because of course, in real life, we can hard-save as well and just restart whenever we want to....oh wait.... The mentality of the absolutely toxic community is that "ReAliSM" trumps entertaining gameplay, good storytelling, diverse player choices, rewarding gameplay mechanics, etc.... So if you have a massive boner for...ahem..."rpg's" ( a term that has become meaningless at this point, as a game like dark souls and pokemon and final fantasy are also "rpg's"), go for it. The incredibly slow pacing of the game due to some strange fast travel and inventory management issues will ensure you quickly reach the 300 hours of gameplay mark. It's just that these 300 hours will be spent managing your inventory and storing items and moving slowly because you are over-encumbered. Because fun. I'd like to slap silly any bastard who actually thinks that 1) Realism = entertaining, rather than that immersion=entertaining (an experience most developers do not comprehend and will get wrong time and time again.) Or that thinks that 2) This game is realistic to begin with. Or that 3) This game has role play mechanics that go deeper than either kill or use the speech option. Make of this what you will. For what it's worth. I enjoyed playing it somewhat, but at least I can actually criticize the game and look at its massive, towering flaws, instead of being a blind fanboy like most of the community.

@man____moth6468

5 жыл бұрын

Magic kingdom come is fantastic and I adore it- BUT it probably isn’t for everyone. However it’s extremely fun, the combat feels great when you master it, the sheer number of skills makes it so it has fantastic replay value ( I didn’t touch stealth, lockpicking, pickpocketing, reading, drinking, herbalism, alchemy, or swords until my second and third playthroughs. The story is reasonably good- nothing that’ll blow you away but still solid and fun. I’ve never came across a game with such an incredible sense of ‘you’re an absolutely useless lump, now go and make something of yourself’ anywhere. You start the game as essentially a pathetic waste of space, and by the end you can be a god of combat who can take on anyone. Combat is notoriously challenging and unforgiving, but by the end game I took out 15+ guards in one fight with ease

@mattd3826

5 жыл бұрын

It's terrible. Don't listen to any of these biased fans...the game punishes you for not eating and for not sleeping enough, and when you sleep, it lowers your "hunger status" or whatever and you have to keep finding enough food to eat the whole fucking time. And when you try to do quests, it says you have to do it at the right time, and when you try to wait in place, you lose your sleep/nutrition status AND you will get arrested, losing hours of progress as there is no autosave (or even regular way to save, the only way to save is by quitting the game or use a very rare one-time use item). Most infuriating piece of fucking garbage I have ever played.

Was that...was that a “Monty Python and The Holy Grail” reference? I love you even more now Mr. Pineapple

@billmurray5160

6 жыл бұрын

Get fucked

@shywoofer1620

6 жыл бұрын

Seconded.

@phatoume227

6 жыл бұрын

LiveWinter018 what! I haven't watched it yet, but that is amazing!

@Zealolicious

6 жыл бұрын

No it was a JoJo reference

@Thelonelyreign

6 жыл бұрын

LiveWinter018 Indeed. The ending music gave me chills.

4:46 "Gone weak at the knees, have you?" *HAHAHAHAHAHA*

@fluxuous6907

5 жыл бұрын

you wish you had knees like that man's.

@squarek123

5 жыл бұрын

I used to have legs like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee

@Nich011

5 жыл бұрын

The human Beyblade

@AtlanteanVrilChad

4 жыл бұрын

He is an alpha chad, simply put

4:32, poisoning friendlies: "Henry, glad you came!"

4:47 "Gone weak at the knees, have you?"

Git gud is over, now get ready for: *maketh thy knees strong*

@TheStraightestWhitest

6 жыл бұрын

Pan Kurczak Fuck that's actually good.

@dragon53777

6 жыл бұрын

And I shall fire back "Your mom has thy strongest knees ever!"

@Dejawolfs

6 жыл бұрын

yes, with strong knees you can continue adventuring.

@JustDeniz

6 жыл бұрын

Together we can maketh this into atleast.. you know something... *Maketh thy knees strong!*

FINALLY! An RPG Monty Python fans deserve! This is going to be a great year. lmao

4:17 I always wanted to try poisoning the food in the rattay mill but never dared to...

I love watching these videos now, knowing how amazing the game is with recent patches. It's incredible.

*This game is almost too realistic, it's scary.*

GONE WEAK AT THE KNEES HAVE YOU?

@abyssstrider2547

6 жыл бұрын

bloody relight I took an arrow to the knee.

3:00 When you and the homies pretend to be asleep at the sleepover cause your mom said to go to bed 4 hours ago

This is one of the best games to be made tbh

r e a l i s m

@antonissofoulis6032

6 жыл бұрын

Iron Pineapple gay

@championjoe6126

6 жыл бұрын

LOL was this the video that got demonotized ?

@FACM.

6 жыл бұрын

Iron Pineapple Omg you have so many bugs.

@jackhammer406

6 жыл бұрын

10$ PC BTW

@YukitoOnline

6 жыл бұрын

It's 2018

There are no glitches in this game guys.this is normal in Czech Republic ! :D

@4Deadserious

6 жыл бұрын

thewhitewolf2000 CZ So you're saying... it... Czechs out

@jinsletteringxtattoos4355

6 жыл бұрын

4Deadserious 😂😂😂

@tipthorn894

6 жыл бұрын

4Deadserious see yourself out.

@plasmaoctopus1728

6 жыл бұрын

He even has CZ at the end of his name, so it must all be true!

@SeeOHZee

6 жыл бұрын

No surprise since another developer Bohemia Interactive, devs of ARMA, are also from the Czech Republic.

1:56 That’s a real Mafia City moment right there. That Oblivion reference with the poison was amazing as well.

I've just re installed this after never completing it, steam said "last played 2019" lol so I bought all the dlc in a sale for only £5.60 and I'm currently running my own town, great game

@FrostFire1987

9 ай бұрын

@@Dwight_Lee no you aren't lol, I had it nearly day one and it was busted, I'll give the Devs that though, for a AA SMALL Dev team they did a great job with what they had

Bethesda has a lot to learn from this game

@locomotivebreath9364

6 жыл бұрын

Bethesda already knows how to make buggy physx in their games.

@Mazetism

6 жыл бұрын

Bethesda wrote the book on game design.

@LuckeeStrikee

6 жыл бұрын

No but seriously, bugs aside this game craps big steamy turds on Bethesda's games design-wise.

@amistakewasmade6626

6 жыл бұрын

When you play Elder scrolls games for a Iong time you learn Bethesda are quite shit developers,and there story writing has degraded immensely.

@johnkramer2144

6 жыл бұрын

Mazetism I hope that’s sarcastic, because Bethesda’s game design for the last 10 Year’s has been god awful.

The brave, brave, sir Pineapple so bravely ran away

@uristboatmurdered6051

6 жыл бұрын

Nater This comment turned me into a newt!

@aaronlucas2477

6 жыл бұрын

But did you get better?

@Drivaawwrrr

6 жыл бұрын

He was not afraid to have his eyes gouged out or his elbows broken!

@aaronlucas2477

6 жыл бұрын

To have his knee-caps split, and his body burned away! And his limbs all hacked and mangled, Brave Sir Pineapple!

@kaklikful

6 жыл бұрын

NI

This is one of the best RPG’s I’ve played in a loong time. The graphics on the PS4 pro for this are insane, and the gameplay is difficult but very rewarding. You literally have to work on every aspect of yourself to improve your skill (ie: You cant even read and you can barely win a fist fight in the beginning). 10/10 game, seriously.

Best RPG i've played, love the realism, bought it 2 days ago and done 16 hours.

We are the Knights who say "realism!"

@gododoof

6 жыл бұрын

We are no longer the knights who say "realism"! We are now the knights who say "to give the player a sense of pride and accomplishment"!

1:29 That's not a glitch. That's just the headless horseman and his cousin.

@Naietz

6 жыл бұрын

Somber Squibble but it was our honourable Sir Pineapple on the horse...

@franklinturtleton6525

6 жыл бұрын

It was the headless legged man and his cousin.

I lost it when you used the la favre brothers oblivion sketch :D "Have you heard of the high elves?"

Gone weak at the knees have you? *flutters legs from the knee down at mach 3

It's like Oblivion (2018) Bethesda would be proud.

@DZ-1987

5 жыл бұрын

Ah oblivion. I have proof that its a massively better game than skyrim. I finished Oblivion but not skyrim. Too much shit, too serious. What about oblivion? has that lovely light tone despite the duchy being invaded by demons from hell. Skyrim? fucking dragons are attacking and all the sudden people are like "Oh fuck me life" I get the feeling them tamrielians don't understand which is more dangerous.

@loren5432

5 жыл бұрын

@@DZ-1987 LOL you guys haven't seen the Oblivion meme videos. Also, seriously? Oblivion's map is flat as hell, the "gates/portal zones" are annoying as hell, the NPC AI is terrible and etc. I know that Skyrim's quests were written by a third grader, but at least it fixed everything else Oblivion did wrong.

@DZ-1987

5 жыл бұрын

Huh? yes but the idea of going through hell and back sounds much cooler than stamping on a wyvern's head and sucking its soul. Not exactly unique in terms of Lore since the septims were also Dragonborn. Though i do believe there isn't a single character in the entire elder scrolls who went through hell and back. (Not including ESO, of course) Skyrim just seemed dull and grey. Everywhere i went there will be people going "Oh the war" and never the dragons. Well, occasionally the dragons. The main threat, the dragons, and no one cares until the lesser threat, the civil war, was over. Or so i think because i just couldn't be bothered to do every single thing in Skyrim, unlike Oblivion which had much more fun quests at least to me, and a sense of humor to keep me interested. Now then... Skyrim: You start off in a rather dull carriage ride with Ulfric Racistcloak some guy who dies and that one guy who talks about the war a bit. Then you do a universe pause as you decide what you look like (Universe pause: that moment in games when the entire world just stops while you make a decision) then a bloody great wyvern attacks and you run off. Oblivion: You're in a prison with an extremely annoying git, suddenly the emperor himself goes through your cell and says you play a significant part in a thing that's about to happen. Basically, i was bored the moment skyrim started while i got to dick around in a cell in oblivion right at the start. In oblivion, people cared who you are and what you did, some would simply not tell you anything because you're infamous and vice versa if you're famous. In skyrim, it simply didn't matter that you were the arch mage of the collage of Winterhold, the listener of the Dark Brotherhood or the bloody Dragonborn, you were there, you needed something from that one guy, he says ok, help me first and you're on your way. Oblivion is better. Now about those meme's, please do send me some links. I am DZ. This part is edited.

@Bragglord

5 жыл бұрын

@@loren5432 Skyrim was a better game but Oblivion was easier to fall in love with.

@cracmar03

5 жыл бұрын

@@DZ-1987 Dude, I played both of those games. Bah I played Morrowind. Oblivion had horrendous storyline written by someone who obviously was in elementary school. Even Skyrim had more to show off when it came down to writing. The only decent quests in Oblivion were Dark Brotherhood quests. Oblivion intro, dude you forgot entire tunnel part, where you walk very slowly after Emperor and his incompetent guards who got attack by Mythic Dawn. Let's get real, ever since TES III there is some longer intro to TES games. Morrowind - off the boat, then beaurocracy, then you are free to be off to Balmora. Oblivion - first boring poorly written illogical speech by Emperor + silly remarks by other inmate, then boring walking as shadow to Emperor dude and his bodyguards, and only by end of that dumb dungeon you are free. Skyrim - carriage ride with talking dudes, destination point + attack from dragon, escape out of Helgen, you are free to go. Oblivion was like mental asylum, and the identity ? Dear Nor was I tired by lack of originality. Everything was like ripped from LotR movies. Everything. Even damn legion started to look like wanna be Gondor troops. It could be any other game then TES game. And that was NOT why I buy TES games. Aside maybe from very few quests, majority of them in Oblivion were quite damn boring. I was especially appaled by ongoing 'we are the good guys !' everywhere else in factions like damn Thieves Guild. Aside from that village with people turning into ghoulish creatures and worshipping something in ground, I don't recall much of locations in Oblivion. In Skyrim on the other hand I can name quite few curious locations with nice background stories going on. Well Oblivion rampant AI actually made quite meaningless about whatever you achieved before. Should I mention ending for Oblivion which was 'well, duuuuh you were only babysitter entire game. Real hero is that brat you babysitted. Get lost'. I still remember how me and my brother laughed at Bruma's "army" to retake it. So ... the big army is made from 12 guards. LOL. Oblivion was great for laughing, because unintentionally it was so retarded to a point of being hysterical. Aha. Oblivion broke combat and inventory - hello 'your progress is meaningless' by absurd level scalling + 'your items are worthless pffft' by level scalling giving mere bandit a full ebony set in no time. The only two good parts from mechanics which Oblivion had - were horses with own pricing and stats, and the fact that you could have weapon draw out and STILL use spells while having weapon in hand. Oblivion was bastard sequel to franchise, and massive letdown. It was as if everyone in Bethesda had lost their collective minds while trying to create this game. Certainly the writing team and artistic direction team were absent during that production. And I guess they left some elementary school student to play with programming AI. PS: You do realize that Alduin was feasting on souls right ? So it first would with resurrected by him buddies kill you, and then he would devour even your soul in afterlife. Now I have NO clue why Dagon was doing what he was doing in Oblivion, probably something like Molag Bal's Planemeld, but I genuielly DON'T recall Oblivion ever explaining what was the big deal for Dagon to get onto Nirn. Dagon would enslave your soul. Not devour it unlike Alduin who was like godly dragonic pest. Damn it, the only reason why Alduin appeared by time of Skyrim, was because he was literally kicked via Elder Scrolls into future by ancient Nords who were unable to kill him so they kicked him into future to get ridd of him. Being Dragonborn is very rare. And back in the day when Alduin and buddies ruled, the only Dragonborn was actually dragonic priest - so he was helping them, and that was Miraak.

"Gone weak in the knees have you" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Watching this just makes me want to dive back into kingdom come, the part with henry riding the horse riding the pic....absolutely amazing. 11/10

The way to play Kingdom Come Deliverance is to listen to monty python soundtrack or the whole movie of the grail

4:45 That's easy for him to say, his knees are far more superior as he has discovered levitation powers!

2:28 - I do not knock this door down with my hands. He who wields a battering ram with his hands has forgotten the face of his father. *I ram with my heart.*

@johnnevin7320

6 жыл бұрын

Vito C i

@ZacHawkins42

6 жыл бұрын

Vito C Great quote from a terrible author. I used to be a fan of SK.

@matt82403

6 жыл бұрын

Zac Hawkins The Dark Tower series was amazing though! I loved it!

@ZacHawkins42

6 жыл бұрын

Matt Bradley It was, yes. Just a shame how he feels regarding MY rights.

@aarter2913

6 жыл бұрын

that's a legit quote?

gone weak at the knees have you? proceeds to use immortal knee strength 4:45

3:02 T pose to show absolute domination It IS realistic

*I want every last one of you standing here in full amour and ready for action by sunset!* Oh hi Henry

@Astropeleki

6 жыл бұрын

UnitedSkynetGame Henry is obviously the hottest girl in school.

@dutchministryofdefence604

6 жыл бұрын

HI PETTER!!!!

@Dover939

6 жыл бұрын

o hi mark

@WoodsLeader

6 жыл бұрын

Hi doggie.

I'm not going to lie. These glitches made me laugh. I'd gladly take these kinds of bugs over game breaking ones.

@LimmeLimbo

6 жыл бұрын

William Merzlak Floating in the air isn't game breaking? 😂

@PGawol

6 жыл бұрын

The flying bug was a serious issue, but they fixed it like the day after discovery. Then there's the halberd bug, which drastically lowered your performance in cities the longer you stayed in said city (this was permanent for the playthrough), it takes ~24 hours of regularly traveling too and from the city, before it becomes a serious issue. Also, there where heaps of halberds EVERYWHERE. On console they had loads of performance related bugs, most of them unavoidable. Sadly. I generally wouldn't recommend the game on console. Nowadays you can still run into minor bugs (due to the way clipping works), but they've fixed the consequences, example: You execute a move that makes you end up clipped a bit inside a slope (takes some effort to do, or lots of luck). Back in the day this would've launched you high up into the air and you'd fallen to your doom. Nowadays you'll just fall from like the head level of the enemy and take no damage. I REALLY like the game, but it's an RPG with focus on the "R". There are lots of ways to exploit the system and get strong quickly (like looting stuff you should have no knowledge about or grinding in weird ways). You have to stay within the constrains of your character, or you'll ruin it for yourself. A "noble" wanderer wouldn't suddenly start punching cows, go to a specific grave, dig it up and steal a bow from it, just to T-bag an old dude in a penis hat.

@gentlegallon

5 жыл бұрын

When Skyrim was first released, every time I tried to open the city gates to Windhelm my computer would bluescreen.

Realistic? Nope. Historically accurate? For the most part. Good fun? Always.

@TcheQ

4 жыл бұрын

Disagree with the last part. 100 hours of poorly balanced gameplay, and a glitch at the end which prevents you actually 'completing' the game.

@sirjoesphjoestar8361

4 жыл бұрын

@@TcheQ I didnt encounter any glitch at all... And if its so shitty, as you are talking, then why the fuck did you play it 100 hours?

@Talvekuningas

4 жыл бұрын

@@TcheQ lol worked perfect for me.

@farenthor7409

4 жыл бұрын

Lijuo Kacik that’s what I’m thinking 😂

@theofficialkebaberofarmeni7104

4 жыл бұрын

This is a great game to laugh and love

I'm so happy I played this in 2019. I didn't encounter any of these bugs and I had a great time.

@Zonalyre

4 жыл бұрын

This. I started playing a few weeks ago and none of this happened to me. Only real bugs I found were this one time when a vilager got ricochetted up like 10 meters out of nowhere, but he landed with no injuries and carried on his day like nothing happened. And the other time was when I got off my horse and died for no reason after an hour and a half of unsaved gameplay. I think it might have got to do with the spot I got off the horse though, as there was a wooden pillar holding a small roof to the side and my char just got off on top of it.

@phanjacky2418

4 жыл бұрын

@@Zonalyre I even started playing when the game came out and had almost 0 glitches.

@gady3592

4 жыл бұрын

@@phanjacky2418 i `m playing today and lost 2 saves for bugs in the main quest line :(

@Ragamauffin

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao I got a bug yesterday that got me stuck in a dialog interface. Only fix was restarting the game because I couldn't even reach the menu...

for some reason I thought I was watching a crowbcat video

@theblackswordsman7558

6 жыл бұрын

Berzerk Llama not really, he legitimately does show flaws in a funny montage way about games, developers and multiple other things. I particularly love his Battleborn video.

The Dark Souls of realistic RPGs?

@hex8787

6 жыл бұрын

Enough is enough.

@echomjp

6 жыл бұрын

Fuck off, kindly.

@tomwhitten8822

6 жыл бұрын

Get out

@joshualammers3127

6 жыл бұрын

Well memed

When I play the game none of this happens...ever

4:47 “Gone weak at the knees have you?” I fucking died.

It even includes urban legends like the headless horseman (without the horse version!)

@swampfox1007

6 жыл бұрын

the horseless headless headsman.

4:45 "Got weak at the knees, have you?" Cremate my remains - that killed me.

@gigabottle

5 жыл бұрын

That was brilliant!

When you take out a weapon on someone with very little armor and weapons the attacker will immediately surrender or run away because they're scared of the weapon that you just took out

Thank you for the opening being my most favorite scene from Holy Grail

Not going to lie, the game felt like I was in Monty Python at times. And that's not a bad thing I thought it was hilarious

@mcandshinjidieinpersona3434

6 жыл бұрын

i love your username m8

@kurtusky13

6 жыл бұрын

GONE WEAK AT THE KNEES HAVE YOU??? *legs morph into helicopter blades*

@SuppositionalBox

6 жыл бұрын

I'd pay $60 to see that in a game LOL

@thezenithrage1006

6 жыл бұрын

so true second play through best game