The whole "they do move in herds" line was there because of a huge debate among paleontologists about whether or not dinosaurs had herd behaviours or if they were solitary. To see them in herds would basically be the answer to decades of debate, and hence hit him, a paleontologist, as a major revelation.

@babyblue_22

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah....I actually didn't even know that was a real debate, but I could still infer that that was why he said that with such emotion. Thought it was kinda obvious, honestly

@thephenom724

Жыл бұрын

Thank you. Finally someone said it.

@JarethTheGoblinKingForever

Жыл бұрын

As "obvious" as the line was (and don't try to fool me: if you watched this movie as a little kid, you had no idea what it meant), NC is right that out of all the things a human being would say when confronted with live dinosaurs, spouting debate arguments would be a bit unlikely, and out of context just weird. But hey, that was the character who told a disembowelment story calmly to a child in an earlier scene, so maybe the character himself is just emotionally stunted in general.

@edgarbanuelos6472

Жыл бұрын

But did they eat their own sh*t?

@UXSpecialist

8 ай бұрын

@@JarethTheGoblinKingForeverFalse 100%. If you studied this and debated it all your life and finally found the answer, it would feel like you just struck gold. Also, I watched this as a kid, and I understood the line perfectly. Scientist, studies this all his life, and finally finds the answer by experiencing it in real time. Epic quote, brilliant writing, incredibly believable character.

Who else wants to laugh at the fact that the special effects in Jurassic Park are ten times better than the ones in Ghostbusters 2016?

@tek512

7 жыл бұрын

the derpy doodleman ... Nope. I think Ghostbusters has actually set a new standard in suck.

@ThePandoraGuy

7 жыл бұрын

Even Food Fight has better CGI effects than Ghostbusterettes.

@jackjansen4704

7 жыл бұрын

+The Pandora Guy You took it too far man.

@ThePandoraGuy

7 жыл бұрын

Turd Ferguson Well it was easy to go this far, wasn't it. Like reaching the center of the galaxy and find Sha Ka Ree.

@tek512

7 жыл бұрын

Turd Ferguson ... He really didn't. Food Fight *does* have better effects.

At the risk of nitpicking the master nitpicker, I would hazard a guess that it wasn't that Dr. Grant couldn't identify that the hatchling was a raptor, he was just going "Please tell me you weren't that stupid."

@judgecurran7289

Жыл бұрын

Internal scream:Fuuuuuuuu

@Jwsponky

Жыл бұрын

@@judgecurran7289 ?

@CrimesForDimes

Жыл бұрын

@@Jwsponky He's probably commenting on what Doug would be thinking if he read your comment. Or I could just be wrong.

@Jwsponky

Жыл бұрын

@@CrimesForDimes Okay then... still not sure if it was supposed to be a positive or a negative though, but then again don't entirely care since the starting comment was old enough I kind of forgot I even made it.

@CrimesForDimes

Жыл бұрын

@@Jwsponky Yeah, it was 3 years ago. So it makes sense on why you forgot about it.

It's funny how everyone went from loving Goldblum, to getting sick of him, to him becoming a national treasure

@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747

3 жыл бұрын

He's cool, Doug is the only person I've ever heard who doesn't like him.

@saklee1777

3 жыл бұрын

the only line i remember from jurassic park is when goldblum says “life will find a way”

@booognish

3 жыл бұрын

@@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747 he’s unbearable

@sarcasticdude2320

3 жыл бұрын

@@saklee1777 What about his trademark line? His "i'll be back"? His legendary line? In his first scene when he says THE line.........."Uh uhm eh"

@lordtrigon1733

2 жыл бұрын

@@saklee1777 Seriously? "Welcome to Jurassic Park"? "Spared no expense"? "Clever girl"? "Hold on to your butts"? "That is one big pile of shit"? "When you gotta go, you gotta go"? "Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the Earth"? "You never had control, that's the illusion"? "What you call discovery I call the rape of the natural world"? "Your scientists were preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should"? This movie is massively quotable...

I don't really think you understand the significance of the "They DO move in herds." line. It would be like seeing and experiencing indisputable proof of string theory as a physicist. Something that you spent your entire life studying, disputing, and believing has been conclusively proven. Its affirmation of a closely-held belief.

@Rattysauce

6 жыл бұрын

At the time the book was written it was actually a new concept. Some paleontologists were still quarreling over it as well.

@Reubentheimitator6572

6 жыл бұрын

Dyllyo Hmm. Well if he gets it, then he's being mean.

@Cynthionic

6 жыл бұрын

+Ly:bInhn DhInhm:Ateidr he's always being mean to make the review more entertaining

@bornbuttery7593

4 жыл бұрын

It would be like a Christian seeing Jesus and going, " he's walking on water, he does walk on water".

@rev0568

4 жыл бұрын

@@Reubentheimitator6572 First of all, boo fuckin hoo, he's being mean. Second, he gives this treatment to all movies, including the ones he really likes because the whole character of Nostalgia Critic is being silly and giving criticism, not as much praise, unless the moment is overwhelmingly amazing.

I always thought Grant was stunned when he asked what dinosaur the raptor was, and only asked because he couldn't believe what he was seeing.

@Reubentheimitator6572

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah. I felt that too. I think both you and I are right.

@ORIGINALFBI

6 жыл бұрын

There's absinthe fact that he's only seen bones of adult raptors and ya know... Not LIVING ones

@MrSirFluffy

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah same, I saw it as him clarifying his guess because he was in awe. Or even more as a warning like when people say something like "You told your mom she was a bitch?".

@teejaykaye4357

6 жыл бұрын

RobotGoggles Same. and I felt like he already knew and was kind of asking hoping he was wrong.

@samdragonborn5864

6 жыл бұрын

I also felt he was probably thinking “this better not be what i think it is”

The T.REX roar in this movie is easily one of the most iconic roars in film history. Same tier as Godzilla's roar imo

@UltimateGamerCC

3 жыл бұрын

iconic yes, on Godzilla's level? no... not even close!

@rexythet-rex3513

3 жыл бұрын

It’s way over the Godzilla roar. The t-rex is on a whole tier by itself nothing can pass

@justsomeguywhojoinedthejus2246

3 жыл бұрын

@@UltimateGamerCC um no there in on the same level

@noahsark4528

3 жыл бұрын

@@UltimateGamerCC I'm with you

@trukeesey8715

3 жыл бұрын

Which production of Godzilla?

John Hammond: "Mammoths. Next time, definitely, mammoths." Alan Grant: "Are you mad?! If you do that, there'll be more 'Ice Age' sequels!"

@user-bu2sf1gb5t

4 жыл бұрын

- Okay. Maybe i should make some sort of summer camp for kids where everything is about corn and... - DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!

@napoleonbonaparteempereurd4676

4 жыл бұрын

"With this place... I wanted to give them something that wasent an illsuion Something that was real Something they could... see... and touch An aim, not devoid of merit" John Hammond

@kymymedia

4 жыл бұрын

No dodo's

@ClassicDepravities

4 жыл бұрын

how do you know that isn't exactly why there are like six of those movies

@blupyro3098

4 жыл бұрын

John: okay maybe I'll just open a park with one present animal Alan: okay that sounds good John: It's a giant shark Alan: Goddamit

People seem to either not notice or not care that the twist is foreshadowed in the helicopter scene. Grant only has two female ends of a seatbelt and still finds a way to use it, just like the dinosaurs are only female and find a way to repopulate anyways.

@jonbbaca5580

6 жыл бұрын

Some Random Guy nice catch

@Reubentheimitator6572

6 жыл бұрын

Some Random Guy Whoa! Yeah. I definitely didn't notice that. Thanks for pointing it out.

@tehpadgeth5385

6 жыл бұрын

Damn man. Thanks for that. Would have never caught on to that if you hadn't have said. Subtle foreshadowing is the best. Good eye and deduction sir. I salute you.

@BetweenTheLyons

6 жыл бұрын

Life uhhhhhhhhh finds uh way

@pmvaldez1

6 жыл бұрын

Dinolesbos.

How did I forget Samuel L Jackson was even in JP? that man has not missed a major franchise in nearly 25 years, Dude is a living legend.

@Sleeper800

7 жыл бұрын

He wasn't in Lord of the Rings, other than that I really can't think of much he hasn't been in.

@Wreck1990

7 жыл бұрын

+Cosmic Are you sure? DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!

@irisius7551

7 жыл бұрын

I don't recall seeing him in James Bond (was gonna mention Godzilla, but that series is Japanese so it's understandable)

@canaanclb

6 жыл бұрын

Well he is in the Godzilla monsterverse, since he was in Kong Skull island.

@MaCabaret

6 жыл бұрын

Canaan B oh shit

“Hand Sattler the gun...hand Sattler the gun...the chair doesn’t need a massage as much as Sattler needs the gun” wow never realized he could of handed her the gun. Couldn’t stop laughing how true that was

@melbell0865

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I almost forgot how useless Timmy was in this film. Yes, Alex was a total damsel during the T-Rex scene, but at least she was able to get the systems back online.

@crystalgemgirl731

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr? That could have really helped.

@numbjuhnu

2 жыл бұрын

"Boy's assistance needed two steps fucking behind you. Boy's assistance needed two steps fucking behind you."

@nine_tails137

8 ай бұрын

@joli7948 I think that's because at the time, there was no guarantee she'd survive. Since she was basically asking to be eaten. But yes, I do agree.

@grizzly_manbanimation8436

Ай бұрын

Tell me again why people expect humans to act perfectly while in stressful situations, Especially an 8-10 year old boy? I mean would you have thought of something like that in the heat of the moment? Think about your answer to that question before judging another person for what they did in a situation like this. Also put yourself in Tim’s shoes. You’re a child in a group of adults trying to figure out how to stop these monsters from getting into the room and your sister presents a solution that she can take care of, are you saying that you wouldn’t be focused on that and not think about anything other than that? Seriously people really need to stop taking everything they hear people like Doug walker say as the truth without questioning it even just a little bit.

"I'M A MOTHERFUCKING T-REX!"

@nicktechnubyte1184

4 жыл бұрын

I would kill so many people to make this song real!

@jakefisher3328

3 ай бұрын

His bit about the theme song/score should be used here. 😄

I always thought Alan COULD identify the baby raptor, he was just praying he was wrong.

@jiimmyyy

7 жыл бұрын

You're right. He doesn't exactly look delightful and awestruck when he asks the question. He looks concerned.

@Kenthis15

7 жыл бұрын

Exactly my thought.

@mjso

7 жыл бұрын

yea it's clear he knew but didn't want it to be true

@randomguyontheinternet8345

7 жыл бұрын

Right that's why he has a slight moment of hesitation. He seems in shock wen asking the question. So he obviously knew the answer.

@Alondro77

7 жыл бұрын

Exactly. He was asking not in the dumb blonde way, "Like, ya know, what's this?" But rather in the horrified subtle understated, "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!" insinuation. Feh, I'll bet if the character had looked at it and said, "I see you're breeding raptors, this is a bad idea." NC would have complained it lacked subtlety and tension and there's no way he could know exactly what a raptor baby looked like cuz no one has ever seen a baby one intact enough or with skin and flesh! BAD NC!! BAD!! No cookie! ;] Haters gonna ha- (is killed by his internal self who really despises that particular phrase as it's most often employed by the cerebrally-challenged when they have no valid rebuttal.)

For 1993 an interactive CD-rom in a car would have been holy shit tier huge.

@flucazade

2 жыл бұрын

that was the true miracle of Jurassic Park.. feck the dinos

@zoa1-99.......

2 жыл бұрын

Critic: Tell me it doesn't have X-Wing, tell me it doesn't have X-Wing. CD-ROM boots up. Critic : Ahhhh (faints).

@Angie2343

Жыл бұрын

Indeed! I grew up in the 1990s and that was a big deal back then.

4:24 Random Boy: "That doesn't look very scary. More like a six foot turkey." Ironically raptors were the size of turkeys. The More You Know. 🌈

@megalodon4586

5 жыл бұрын

True, thats a "Velociraptor" and I have no idea why they took those. :D If they wanted a raptor that size so bad, they could've chosen Austroraptors, Deinonychus or maaayyybe some very young or small Utah raptors. But I guess Spielberg didn't expect people to look that up :D

@takeshikujo2909

5 жыл бұрын

@@megalodon4586 I think it was more that he thought Velociraptor just sounded cooler. Which it totally does. …. Velociraptor... Yeah~. Now that's what a good word said feels like.

@passionoflovers

4 жыл бұрын

@@megalodon4586 They had palaeontologist Jack Horner on set, to guide them regarding dino facts and what not, to at least try to get the science somewhat right. The raptors in the movies, were purely made up to make a terrifying villain. It's a movie first, a documentary on dinosaurs second.

@amehak1922

4 жыл бұрын

A utahraptor is that size, a real velociraptor is closer to the size of a dog

@serendipitousdestruction5266

4 жыл бұрын

Dr. Wu in Jurassic World stated that the Dino’s were modified to be better attractions for public. He also helped make the raptors in this movie, so it’s safe to say that the size was changed to make the ride more interesting.

7:23 "Good luck getting this neat song out of your heaaaad. It will be in your brain for weeks or till your deaaaad.." I spit out my coke!

@isdrakon9802

4 жыл бұрын

It'll likely be to death

@marihdimitri7219

3 жыл бұрын

@Unpopular Opinions John Williams composed the Star Wars Soundtrack and he is also the Composer of the Jurassic Park Soundtrack

@frenchsoldier8485

3 жыл бұрын

@Unpopular Opinions However, Imperial March is more iconic than both

@beastmaster0934

3 жыл бұрын

For me it’s gonna be the latter Unless we find a way to become biologically immortal in my life time (which actually could be possible)

Actually, a six-foot-turkey sounds terrifying O_o

@ikebirchum6591

6 жыл бұрын

The word youre looking for is "cassowary" and it most certainly is

@entropyzero5588

6 жыл бұрын

Of course something like that comes from Australia o.o

@user-bu2sf1gb5t

6 жыл бұрын

If you play Far Cry 5 it's "shit-your-pants-in-a-second" terrifying to imagine such monstrosity

@dermotmcdermott6890

6 жыл бұрын

For sure! That would definitely be terrifying and extremely dangerous to anyone without a high caliber gun. Any animal 6 foot tall with claws, teeth, or a beak is formidable.

@dawnbetancourt3852

6 жыл бұрын

You should see the waddle gobble from the borderlands 2 dlc

Who's here for the motherFUCKING T-REX

@threadbearr8866

7 жыл бұрын

I BLEED NIGHTMARES

@ksoundkaiju9256

7 жыл бұрын

MY VAGINA EATS SHARKS

@bentcn8511

7 жыл бұрын

"HERE'S A FREE POSTER BITCHES!"

@Official_Rockandrolla_98

7 жыл бұрын

IM UH UH UH I AM UH UH UH. YOU UH UH UH YOU DIG UP DINOSAURS?

@Official_Rockandrolla_98

7 жыл бұрын

It's more funnier than Tommy Wiseau saying "huh" and laughing at everything.

Every terrible flick would be a thousand times better if it had Jeff Goldblum in the background commenting on everything that's happening

@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747

3 жыл бұрын

Like seriously, is Doug the only person who doesn't like Jeff Goldblum?

@MrMethekill

3 жыл бұрын

@@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747 Imagine movie rereleases with the Jeff Goldblum audio track. "Now that's a dead - um- Death Star if I ever saw one" "One moment ago - um - I was talking to that Frodo -hum- hobbit and the next moment he's - um - gone".

@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrMethekill I'd watch that, lol.

@coobk373

3 жыл бұрын

jeff goldblum as Speedwagon in a jojo film?

@wesleyoldham4222

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrMethekill "Now, um, Thanos needs to sacrifice, um, something important to him. Because the Soul Stone is, um, it's different from the other, um, stones."

Looking back on it, I think the spotlights were a clever way to hide the fact they filmed on a sound stage. The contrast of the light drowns out anything that would have been visible beyond them, like trees, or the stars we would have expected to see in the night sky; and done in such a way it doesn't brake immersion.

Probably my favorite Nostalgia Critic review, but you seem to be making the same mistakes a lot of people do. 1. When Dr. Grant is talking about how "raptor" means "bird of prey" he was talking about how, even the people who discovered and named them saw the similarities. 2. When he is asking what species of dinosaur he is holding, he knows what it is, you can tell by the look on his face. He's just hoping he's wrong, because he knows how dangerous they would be. The science, in the movie world, supports that. Though, even then, the science isn't correct, in the same way it is in the real world. Everyone knows that the dinosaurs they called Velociraptors are actually more similar to Deinonychus, and that T-Rex didn't have vision based on movement. What people don't seem to know is that Michael Crichton did know that. The T-Rex vision, in the book, was man-made, in an attempt to have some control if anything did happen. Hammond was much more of a dick in the book, but he did acknowledge that things COULD go wrong.

@IsabelOEM

7 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Also, the Critic claimed the scene where Hammond refuses to kill the dinosaurs goes no where is also inaccurate -- it was there to establish that: 1. Hammond was not as big of a dick as he was in the book, but he still was problematic 2. Hammond STILL trying to maintain control over the situation desperately enough to keep his creations alive, the same creations killing people and endangering his grandchildren. It's not an "action" scene, but it's an important scene establishing Hammond's flawed character, and how his struggle for control caused more harm in the situation.

@destroyerblackdragon

6 жыл бұрын

I think he was just telling a joke when he said the raptors named themselves cause Grant keeps building up how great they are.

@dr.k8610

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Hammond was a jerk. The main difference was that he hates his grandkids, and then he dies from that, sooooo

@pingslover

6 жыл бұрын

Jurassic park is Awesome🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅💏💏💏

@papulrocks794

6 жыл бұрын

The science isn't wrong. He just made fun of things he has no idea. There are lots of ancient insects trapped in amber and containing dinosaur DNA, except that mere DNA strands can't help you recreate a species. Plus the DNA in the insect stomach is pretty much damage.

What’s Jeff Goldblums favourite food? Chicken Ques-uh-dill-uh

@RutraNickers

4 жыл бұрын

clever girl

@Novasky2007

4 жыл бұрын

Peanut But-err

@springingsometraps9036

3 жыл бұрын

Should be chi-uh-ck-uh-en-uh-qu-uh-es-uh-di-uh-ll-uh.

Did you know that the kids screaming when the T-Rex broke the roof was actually not acting? The T. rex wasn’t supposed to break the roof but the rain made it malfunction

@jaydeleon8094

4 жыл бұрын

Hence the one take replayed twice

@toddbonny3708

3 жыл бұрын

It also lost a tooth in the process.

@mariodelrio2387

3 жыл бұрын

Wait really?

@Chloe-ln7jd

3 жыл бұрын

I always though they looked like they had actual terror,like don’t get me wrong they acted there parts pretty good but just the shear terror in that seen

@fireeaglefitnessmartialart935

3 жыл бұрын

I remember reading about that. The animatronic trex malfunctioned because of all the water from the rain.

“On 48 hours I’ll be accepting your apology” *Cuts to the lawyer getting eaten alive* “I APOLOGIZE AAAAHHH!!”

@LadyOnikara

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm sorry I accidentally fed one of your expensive zoo animals! You must have them on a strict diet to get them SO FUCKING BIG!"

@jamesfracasse8178

2 жыл бұрын

@@TGwA1993 Famous last words with dire conqunces

I gotta be honest...That fucking final T-Rex roar is god damn etched into my soul. I don't think any single moment from any film before or since has even come close to matching the sheer spine-crushing awesomeness of that shot.

@dionwoollaston5717

6 жыл бұрын

AkuTenshiiZero the Godzilla twenty fourteen movie roar came close for me

@ThePrimalEarth

6 жыл бұрын

jurassic world did. no where close but closer than anybody else

@ThePrimalEarth

6 жыл бұрын

jurassic world did. no where close but closer than anybody else

@dardo1201

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but that's because they used the same T-Rex to play the role.

@juliebradwell7435

6 жыл бұрын

How about the atomic kiss of death followed by epic dubstep roar and muto head mic drop

Nostalgia Critic: It was awesome...but maybe not as awesome as I remember. Me: DESTROY HIM! He is impure!

@Phoebe5448

4 жыл бұрын

Me: BURN THE HERETIC!!

@indominusrex3494

4 жыл бұрын

Kill the non-believer

@Rogue.Rainbow

4 жыл бұрын

BURN IN HOLY FIRE!

@cthulhufhtagn2483

4 жыл бұрын

He was so busy wondering whether or not he could critique this movie, he didn't stop to think if he should critique this movie.

@valoulegeekoff9636

4 жыл бұрын

Shooooot him !!! Shooooot him !!!!

The T-Rex roar is a close second to Godzilla’s roar in the annals of all time legendary movie sound effects. And considering nothing beats Godzilla, that’s the highest praise I can possibly give it.

@zacheryschmidt2611

2 жыл бұрын

Just curious: which Godzilla?

@ImInLoveWithBulla

2 жыл бұрын

@@zacheryschmidt2611 I’ll go with the OG 1953 G-man, since he was the first to debut the skreeee-onk and they’ve been wise enough not to mess around with it too much since then. Although the 1960s were the high point of the skreeee-onk.

@zacheryschmidt2611

2 жыл бұрын

@@ImInLoveWithBulla interesting. First it made me laugh when you described the “Skree-onk”. Second I would have gone with the Monsterverse Gman, his roar sends chills down my spine every time I heard it.

My favorite subtitle for the T-Rex is my vagina eats sharks

@hermanmelvelleiii2212

4 жыл бұрын

15:53 should've read "I use Ron Burgundy to unclog my intestines". If you don't get the reference, watch Land of the Lost....

@Whatsdogpee

4 жыл бұрын

Sparkle! Sparkle! Sparkle!

@HAL-st4ll

Ай бұрын

I bleed nightmares! Is better

I wonder if nostalgia critic will ever find out that the glass in the jeep wasn't supposed to break. So the kids screams were genuine. :/

@cyber2653

6 жыл бұрын

Ausaki Kirigaya I watched something that said the T. rex can't be in rain it was a robot

@excelsior8712

6 жыл бұрын

Briley Wood It was dried with towels when it was in the rain or else it would start shaking.

@Redmanticore

6 жыл бұрын

pretty meta, that film which introduced chaos theory concept, had such chaotic difficulties in production which just nevertheless worked in the end.

@neyrironnokai5709

6 жыл бұрын

Wait that glass seriously wasn't suppossed to break?

@excelsior8712

6 жыл бұрын

Neyri Ronnokai Yep

Cloning is not illegal. Human Cloning is illegal.

@noraarcadia635

7 жыл бұрын

Cloning whole humans is illegal. We clone skin and organs.

@mathewhaight

7 жыл бұрын

utopianking Never said different.

@steveeaton7038

7 жыл бұрын

What if I were to clone all the parts separately and then attach them later?

@mathewhaight

7 жыл бұрын

Steve Eaton Well then you would have dead body, you monster.

@steveeaton7038

7 жыл бұрын

But it's my dead body. I made it, so it's mine to do with as I wish, like a Russian mail order bride or a sweatshop kid that I adopt

When grant asked about the velociraptor i think he knew but he was hoping he was wrong cuz he knew then he was in for a nightmare if something went wrong.

@UltimateGamerCC

3 жыл бұрын

definitely, T-Rex is of course the big bad but there's an easy way around their vision issue, Raptors dont have no weaknesses, are adaptive and intelligent, and most of all they're Pack Hunters.

@TheRealSephiroth

3 жыл бұрын

@@UltimateGamerCC yeah too bad half the info in this movie is wrong, raptors as they call em in the movie were actually dumb and the t rex had the vision equivalent to that of a hawk. Depending on which scientists you ask.

@islasornacommunications9179

3 жыл бұрын

Nostalgia Critic says that he can’t look at a raptor and see that is one JUST BECAUSE YOU HOLD A 65 MILLION YEARS DOES NOT MEAN YOU SHOULD LOOK AT IT AND SHOULD RECONIZE IT JEEZ nostalgia critic you suck

@islasornacommunications9179

2 жыл бұрын

@Sky Gardener true I guess it could be an educated guess but the same can go for the raptor good point

@islasornacommunications9179

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealSephiroth Have you read the novel. One of the quotes at the beginning says you can not recall a new form of life

"Why did nobody tell me it wasn't just a stroll down the road?" "Hey, did you hear about Andrea's spontaneous change of sex?" "Yeah, that was weird!" 🤣😂😆

I think the real moral is: DON'T CLONE DINOSAURS THAT COULD EASILY EAT YOU!!!

@ikitclaw2669

6 жыл бұрын

I think the moral is and this is for all Jurassic park/world don't give the random security guards electric sticks to deal with dinosaurs as this it what I think happened "hang on we need people to guards to stop the dinosaurs escape how do save money I know give them sticks electric sticks"

@plattytheperrypus5701

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, just clone herbivores, then we wpnt DIE

@monhunterz5430

5 жыл бұрын

@@plattytheperrypus5701 You really underestimate the killing power of herbivores, just because it won't eat you doesn't mean it won't KILL you

@CyberKnightMiky

5 жыл бұрын

No, the moral is that people's arrogance and the lack of change to take responsibility. I would recommend you to read the original novel of Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton. And trust me, it's more darker than the films.

@CyberKnightMiky

5 жыл бұрын

And the thing about cloning Dinosaurs, yes there is Dinosaurs who are carnivores. But those in the film are just hybrids of the real life counterpart, which are fuced with Frog DNA to avoid reproducing which is why all the creatures were females. But some frogs are capable to change sex from female to male. And that's because the Jurassic Park's workers and scientist were thintelligent (At least the book got me the info).

"Deus Rex Machina" - epic

@tribunalcustodian3989

7 жыл бұрын

Dues em er ah uh Rex Machina

@marshallperry2446

7 жыл бұрын

God dinosaur machine? Awesome!

@michaeljeacock

7 жыл бұрын

god king machine. but still awesome.

@JiJ1511

7 жыл бұрын

SPARKLE! SPARKLE! SPARKLE!

@kiddo6393

7 жыл бұрын

michael jeacock "god king machine".pretty much describes a T-Rex.

"I spared no expense" Funny, given that in the book, Nedry decides to try and sell embryos because...he had been underpaid and overworked...While it's not clear in the movie, they did go with this angle when Nedry explains all the debugging he has to do. The book does cover his motives much better and you kinda sympathize for him...even though he is a self-serving asshole, you know where he's coming from. Here, you can explain it away by saying John Hammond hired Newman. Of course it was going to blow up in his face!

@Sunder2113

4 жыл бұрын

the book and the movie are such an interesting combo. they're so different yet similar that they build on each other in an interesting way. though I saw the movie first I LOVE both and like comparing the two for exactly these kinds of details. So amazing, they spared no expense.

@rev0568

4 жыл бұрын

Tbh, I think that's one of the huge weaknesses of the Jurassic park sequels, or at least The Lost World. And that is the books. The Lost World book is pretty great, and builds upon Biosin, which was initially introduced in Jurassic Park. However in the movie, they are completely absent, and instead of Biosin trying to steal eggs for their own dinosaurs and parks, its InGen taking their own dinosaurs to make a new park. Its eh.

@invock

3 жыл бұрын

Book Hammond is an asshole, plain and simple.

@smithwesson1896

3 жыл бұрын

Newman!

@thermonuclearcollider4418

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, it's pretty clear in the movie too: when Nedry is talking to Dodgson at the restaurant, the waiter brings him the bill. Nedry has Dodgson paying for it by saying "Don't be cheap on me. That was Hammond's mistake". And later he's seen arguing with Hammond because he's not paid enough for all the work he has to do. In the novel they make it clear that InGen kind of screwed him over the deal for creating the computer network, forcing him to do extra work for no compensation, but in the movie Hammond is not portrayed as the ruthless and greedy businessman he is in the book.

That moment you realize J.J Abrams is just imitating spillberg with his light fetish!

@passionoflovers

4 жыл бұрын

lol ''Spillberg''

@mullaoslo

4 жыл бұрын

Took you this long? Super 8 is a speilberg movie by jj..

@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747

3 жыл бұрын

Does no one knows how to spell Spielberg on this comment section?

@HelgaCavoli

2 жыл бұрын

He Tarantinoed it, you meant.

A raptor got locked in the freezer, like forever.....

@AshRain-nu3vz

5 жыл бұрын

AidanIsAwesome she probably died from the cold in a couple hours, maybe less...lot darker the more you think of it.

@laughinsohard7888

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was always thought "Wait, you just left a Velociraptor in a freezer... I kinda feel bad for it now..."

@michellewarns2778

5 жыл бұрын

I guess it had to deal with the Ice Age a little early.

@randalgraves6979

5 жыл бұрын

He was Frozen today? 😳🤔

@plattytheperrypus5701

5 жыл бұрын

F

"They're moving in herds... They do move in herds..." That line is not random. That line is actually very important for amateur paleontologists such as myself.

@batboy5023

6 жыл бұрын

good luck finding dinosaurs

@tarantinoburrows1406

6 жыл бұрын

Charlie The Velociraptor To be fare the creatures in these films aren't exactly dinosaurs, they're clones meant to replicate dinosaurs but yeah ... i'd say the raptors in here aren't Velociraptors but more like an Utahraptor or Deinonychus

@moonymonster

6 жыл бұрын

Eijiro Kirishima Utahraptor is a thing? Jealous! Can we have a Calforsaurus Rex?

@redhood2394

6 жыл бұрын

Eijiro Kirishima in Jurassic World it is explained that none of the animals are exactly natural or reflect their real life counter parts. If you count JP : The Game as cannon, it is explained that the reason why Wu was made Chief Geneticist was because of his solution of using frog DNA to fill out the genetic code, while Dr. Sorkin wanted to the genetic code to be as pure as possible (which would’ve taken time that InGen didn’t wanted to spend)

@kristalball527

6 жыл бұрын

Paleo Gaming They weren't lying, that's just what people thought they looked like back in the old days. They do look like other different types of raptors though.

I love how most of the dinosaurs are from the Cretaceous period yet it is called Jurassic Park. Also, the Velociraptors are actually closer in size Deinonychus or Utahraptors. Still, it is one of the best dinosaur movies ever made.

@GalenNight

3 жыл бұрын

Well let’s face it calling a theme park Cretaceous Alan’s isn’t as catchy or easily mass marketable as Jurassic Park

@zacheryschmidt2611

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you. I was looking for a comment like this

@thermonuclearcollider4418

Жыл бұрын

You're right. As for the raptor's size, in the book Crichton (erroneously) says that the Deinonychus is just another Velociraptor species to justify the animals being that big. The issue was brought up again when the movie was about to enter production, but around that same time the first Utahraptor was discovered, so the filmmakers decided that, whatever, Velociraptors could be bigger than a modern turkey.

@passionoflovers

11 ай бұрын

I like to believe it's a clever nod to the fact that Hammond & Co don't really know what they're doing. All the comments about "Cretaceous Park wouldn't be as catchy" is nonsense. We would be saying the same vice versa about Jurrasic if they went that way.

A Samuel L Jackson appearance with out a "motherfucker" is always weird

"They eat their own shit.......they do eat their own shit..." Critic, you never cease to amuse me.

@joeilya

6 жыл бұрын

Gaben is a brony, look it up.

@TheGoodCrusader

6 жыл бұрын

joe -ilya do sword swallowing but with a chanesaw

@joeilya

6 жыл бұрын

Really though.

@railwayhobo872

6 жыл бұрын

GabeN The Great this is a Christian server so no swearing

@thebaronanative8289

6 жыл бұрын

GabeN The Great oh shut up and get a life other than hating what another person likes.

What's Jeff Goldblum's favorite snacks? Uh-reos

@MaCabaret

6 жыл бұрын

I thought it might be Chips Uh-hoy

@kathymain578

6 жыл бұрын

You're both funny

@AJ-cq5pw

6 жыл бұрын

Or pring-uhs. Okay that was lame

@thedude3716

6 жыл бұрын

E for effort Aliyah

@christinaogden-schuette6291

6 жыл бұрын

um and ums

When I watched Jurassica Park after 12 years, I predicted I would be disillusioned. But I found this is one of the movies that maintained its amazingness over the decades to a miraculous degree :) Jurassic Park is pure, wonderful atmosphere of adventure. It triggers all the feels that make being a kid so great.

Movie takes place literally thousands of miles from Hawaii...

@davidharder7024

2 жыл бұрын

But was actually filmed in Hawaii.

Jeff Goldblum is a national treasure.

@jakespacepiratee3740

6 жыл бұрын

INTER-National!!

@supersaiyanfox9190

5 жыл бұрын

I truly loved him in Thor Ragnarok!

@davidholifield349

5 жыл бұрын

Only I thor ragnorok

@moemuxhagi

5 жыл бұрын

I, uh, love, um, him, er, too, uuuuh...

@friendbesto2599

5 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, you spelled Paul Rudd wrong.

I remember when I saw the original in the cinema back when it came out first the scene where the T-Rex eats that dude on the toilet the whole place stood up and applauded.

@victorfrankenstein4409

5 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING LOVE PEOPLE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@LightsolP

5 жыл бұрын

No one likes slimy, short-sighted lawyers.

@michellewarns2778

5 жыл бұрын

Lol! XD

@runningwithscissors989

5 жыл бұрын

I wanna put r/whoosh just for the everybody applauded

@autismrobotrixvcghva1999

4 жыл бұрын

@@runningwithscissors989 you mean r/thathappened?

Its incredible how this movie still holds up today in 2019!

@dogman9291

3 жыл бұрын

Not really, given the lack of feathers on the dinosaurs that were technically prehistoric birds, which is something we know now but didn't know back when this movie was made. But compared to the new Jurassic Park movies? Well, in that case, I'll agree.

@07foxmulder

3 жыл бұрын

@@dogman9291 It still holds up, regardless of the scientific “accuracy”.

@dogman9291

3 жыл бұрын

@@07foxmulder Yeah, the first one is a good movie that still holds up to this day in terms of writing and special effects. And hey, at least it had an excuse to not have feathered dinosaurs due to when it was made, unlike the newer movies.

@louwinters508

2 жыл бұрын

Well I think back then people were talking about this could be a possibility. But then they found out that the DNA from back then is so badly damaged that it cannot be used. They are still talking about making mammoths though. 🦣

You forgot to mention that whoever labeled those frozen embryos obviously doesn't know how to spell Tyrannosaurus or Stegosaurus. Hammond: Spared no expense.

I prefer Muldoon in the book. He not only lived, but he got drunk and shot a rocket at a T-rex!

@zomg1337h4x

7 жыл бұрын

Muldoon drunk and yelling at raptors is the best part of the book.

@shandilworth2823

7 жыл бұрын

Wait Jurassic Park was based off of book?!

@evanarnold1949

7 жыл бұрын

no shit

@omorfia1358

7 жыл бұрын

naruto Don't sass me, naruto. Also hey, you should make your likes private. I can see you liked your slideshow of Naruto and Metallica, Master of Puppets.

@evanarnold1949

7 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Clark i wasn't sassing you i was sassing shan

Jeff Goldblum is a gift from god

@jurassic420

7 жыл бұрын

Amen

@starrynightsandflights

7 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean Jeff uh gold uh Blum is uh gift uh from uh ummm God uh

@keiganm1287

7 жыл бұрын

or a plague

@AnAmericanMusician

7 жыл бұрын

Uh-Uh-Ah-Ah, Amen

@jackbonser8665

7 жыл бұрын

More like uhmen

I always took the whole "what dinosaur is this?" scene is that there are multiple different dinos in the raptor family. Much like the Deino (I don't remember the whole name). He was simply trying to narrow down exactly what the dinosaur it was. I'm pretty sure everyone knows about the whole Trex on the fritz during the rain, but that just makes the scene scarier and better

@JordanWeberMusic

3 жыл бұрын

I always saw it as he knew exactly what kind of dinosaur he was holding, but was making the geneticist say it out loud to see if he would realize how careless and stupid it was to be bringing such a dangerous species back into the world.

It's weird hearing the Critic shitting on Goldblum so much, I mean... he's the most adorable positive old guy.

@mrknowhere6457

3 жыл бұрын

I know. It honestly seemed like Doug was just trying to find wrong things with this movie. :/ however, that is his job I guess lol.

@uncleianian7007

3 жыл бұрын

jeff is deadass such an angel like why he hate him so much for no reason lol

9:35 Finding mosquitoes with dinosaur blood preserved in amber really does happen, and we would "theoretically" be able to clone dinosaurs if not for three things, 1.We don't have a dinosaur egg that is fertile, although this is the easiest to work around, 2. We don't know how many chromosomes dinosaurs had, so it would be nigh impossible to get the DNA correct, and 3. The DNA found in preserved mosquitoes is usually incomplete because red blood cells don't have DNA so it must be found in white blood cells and so the DNA is usually incomplete.

@nonomen6665

7 жыл бұрын

And you'll probably find other species DNA in there (Such as mosquito DNA)

@Waffletimewarp

7 жыл бұрын

Also for the fact that DNA only has a half life of a couple thousand years.

@whenthemusicsover6028

7 жыл бұрын

NEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD!!!

@Ludonym

7 жыл бұрын

Chozo Hunter I do appreciate your well thought out and border-line philosophical response, I will take your feedback in for consideration next time.

@whenthemusicsover6028

7 жыл бұрын

vincent migliore Relax, I was only joking. :)

"MY OVARIES ARE CHAINSAWS!"and "MY VAGINA EATS SHARKS!" are my favorite

@ChuckyCheeses

6 жыл бұрын

A... Aurora Borealis! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

@AJ-cq5pw

6 жыл бұрын

"HERE'S A FREE POSTER BITCH" I literally laughed out loud

@tonysnyder2216

6 жыл бұрын

"I AM OLDER THAN JESUS" got me rofl

@coreybartholomew5439

6 жыл бұрын

CHUCK NORRIS IS MY BUTT PLUG. that Is all.

@lunestiacrescent827

6 жыл бұрын

My favorite has to be "Tanks are my Crunchberries" I need that over a T-Rex silhouette on a shirt!

This movie knew exactly what to do with its effects and music.

Hammond's daughter getting a divorce actually does have a purpose. Assuming she is the mother of the grandkids, that could be why he invited them to the island, to get their minds off of the divorce.

@matityaloran9157

4 ай бұрын

@joli7948, that’s still a flaw of the movie because even if it’s explained well in the book, the movie still leaves that explanation out

Don't forget "Wooo-Wooooooo, Woo-Wooo" Nice.

@DolphinsAllDay

6 жыл бұрын

TheDraconianViking l

@towwong2822

6 жыл бұрын

BOOOM! DA NANA NA NAAAAAA!

"I am older than jesus!" hilarious. amazing review man!

@rattaker2670

7 жыл бұрын

I lost it at "My vagina eats sharks!"

@bentcn8511

7 жыл бұрын

"Here's a free poster bitches!"

@thischannelisnowdefunct

7 жыл бұрын

A t-rex's vagina must be huge!

@rubix2980

7 жыл бұрын

i shit zombies !

@palletbitch

7 жыл бұрын

chuck norris is my butt plug lol had me rolling and young ferris beuler

Love the T-rex subtitles...... CHUCK NORISS IS MY BUTTPLUG!!!

@legrandmechantloup7983

4 жыл бұрын

"I'm older than Jesus !" makes me laugh as fuckin' shit

@rare6143

4 жыл бұрын

my personal favorite is "SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE"

@at-rexontheinternet1388

3 жыл бұрын

Even though lady rexes have no vaginas they were still funny

@PerfectAlibi1

3 жыл бұрын

@@at-rexontheinternet1388 Well they do still produce eggs right? So atleast she has chainsaw ovaries? ^^'

@at-rexontheinternet1388

3 жыл бұрын

@@PerfectAlibi1 it's called a cloaca

Fun fact Timmy went on to become John Deacon in Bohemian Rhapsody

@passionoflovers

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, where do you get these unique and rare facts from?? Damn, you have some inside knowledge indeed.

I liked Jeff's performance in this movie for the most part. Mainly because of the points his character was making during the dinner they didn't eat. JP came out when I was in middle school and even then I knew how correct Jeff's character was about how idiotic and dangerous Grant's idea truly was. But, yeah, the suspense, graphics, and MF T-Rex were the highlights of the film. It's a classic that will never fade. It will always be good. :)

@JohnZ117

6 жыл бұрын

Grant was the paleontologist, Hammond is who you're thinking of.

@victorfrankenstein4409

5 жыл бұрын

Sooooooooo........you're basically saying you're a bony in his or her, what? Early 40's?

@MidnightSonnet

5 жыл бұрын

Victor: Close enough. I'm a 36 year old female. And I like cartoons, like most adults. Absolutely nothing noteworthy really. Not sure why you felt like you had to state the obvious.

@LightsolP

5 жыл бұрын

It's a truth about the human race that tends to be repeatedly proven in real life; sometimes we're so obsessed with making something work or proving some great theory that we don't stop to consider the consequences of said actions. Like the carbon revolution; it seemed great in the mid 19th century, but now it's destroying the planet.

@christopherlowery3797

5 жыл бұрын

Victor Frankenstein they were basically saying why they enjoyed the film, but your takeaway is that they’re old? What a fucking tool you are.

OMG THOSE VALLEY GIRL RAPTORS, I CAN'T

@eggnog814

6 жыл бұрын

Professor Multipurpose if only they talked drunk

Tarantino: Foot fetish Spielberg: Spotlight fetish

@sketcharmstrong8491

2 жыл бұрын

Mic Drop....

Rexy: *THE ULTIMATE CHEEK CLAPPER*

"I SHIT ZOMBIES!" How did the apocalypse begin in The Walking Dead? Now we know!

Those roar translations "My ovaries are chainsaws!" LMFAO, that was a good one. XD 15:04

3 жыл бұрын

«My Vagina Eats Sharks» the most awesome description of this dinosaur xD

@AlexCooper-cr6pz

2 жыл бұрын

I am the motherfucking T-Rex.

My orchestra did Jurassic Park once, I friggin love that "BOOM! woo-ooooo..."combo!

Remember, this was made and marketed towards kids. So the fact that the characters are dressed in solid, identifiable colours is actually kind of clever.

i have always loved jeff goldblum's performance in jurassic park.

@dasirrlicht5415

6 жыл бұрын

It was the film that ruined him, but it was worth it.

@alexpower109

6 жыл бұрын

Ha, good one

@Wawagirl17

6 жыл бұрын

I saw the film for the first time last night, and he was undoubtedly my favorite part. Well, him and the motherfuckin' T-Rex.

@nathanslay6342

3 жыл бұрын

I agree!

Does anybody else see the irony in NC calling Jeff Goldblum out for hamming it up and exaggerating his quirkiness and pretty much playing that same character for years? No? You don't see anything wrong here? 14:58?

@clintonwilcox4690

5 жыл бұрын

The difference is that Nostaligia Critic has been the same character for years. Jeff Goldblum plays different characters in his movies and plays them all exactly the same.

@Humble197

5 жыл бұрын

@@clintonwilcox4690 but it's also what people want to see from him

@markbergin8821

5 жыл бұрын

@@Humble197 agreed, you don't bring in goldblum for a gritty no nonsense thriller, you're hiring him for his style, idk if it's even acting, he's just eccentric and it works for very specific characters. I'd rather that type of actor exist over the alternative of someone else not capturing that same charm.

I think the scene with the T-Rex in the mirror was meant to show just how close the Rex was upon them, especially when you consider how “objects in mirror are closer than they appear”. Also, for the Deus Rex Machina, I’m pretty sure no one noticed the Rex’s footsteps because the humans were too busy worrying about the raptors, and the raptors were focusing on the hunt.

I love how a lot of the things he points out as issues were things that were cut down/oversimplified when they adapted it from the book. The whole Corporate espionage plot has a lot more backstory and explanation, as does the reason Grant and Sattler get invited.

@matityaloran9157

4 ай бұрын

That makes sense. A lot of movies based on books suffer because of being condensed adaptations.

"Wayne Knight, before his heart decided he wanted to live." XD

@gabe_s_videos

3 жыл бұрын

@@TGwA1993 I remember. He talked about it in a BTS feature on Seinfeld about being dangerous close to having type 2 diabetes and morbid obesity halfway through the show and had to drastically improve his diet. If I remember, he even got lap band surgery to help with it.

Jurassic Park is one of those movies that has some problems in story and characters but so much good and fun in it that it doesn't matter.

@jayisgreg1787

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@mllscreen8894

5 жыл бұрын

No

@jayisgreg1787

5 жыл бұрын

@@mllscreen8894 Yes

@mllscreen8894

5 жыл бұрын

Greg dude, I'm not saying it's not a good movie. The Jurassic Franchise is my favorite by far and the one that I grew up with. Jurassic Park is one of those movies that it gets so successful and it's so good that you can hardly find someone who doesn't like it. What I'm saying with No is that it doesn't have problems in its characters, they are all set to play a very important role in the movie and all of them are lovely But the problem comes with the generic public, unlike me or any other Jurassic Fan out there the majority of the people doesn't understand the true meaning of the Franchise The majority (at least by my experience) say that they like it because it's entertaining like a monster movie Which is not

@jayisgreg1787

5 жыл бұрын

@@mllscreen8894 I was just joking. I agree with you.

Rexy: *IM OLDER THAN JESUS!* Me:I mean she has a point.

@saklee1777

3 жыл бұрын

not really. she’s probably less than a year old. she’s a clone. not the real dino. and they probably started cloning the dinos like 8 months ago.

@springingsometraps9036

3 жыл бұрын

@@saklee1777 I meant from her ancestors standpoint.

Rambles and mumbles I'd watch that

Oh oh... Oh oh oh... I think I'm in love with Jeff Goldblum oh... oh oh

@idabomb2699

7 жыл бұрын

That's that's chaos theory

@natedogfisher9408

7 жыл бұрын

sar-ah

@liaminator4950

7 жыл бұрын

It's called Uh.

@keiganm1287

7 жыл бұрын

oh oh... oh oh oh... i uh think uh im in love uh uh with jeff uh goldblumuh oh... oh oh* thats how you say it

@RailwayvideosbyMrN

7 жыл бұрын

uh I think you uh might be uh

I'M FUTHERFUCKIN' T-REX!

@tribunalcustodian3989

7 жыл бұрын

Lol I read that right as that part started

@IHATEINNET

7 жыл бұрын

did you see the part 3 review he gets so upset at the t-rex part

DEUS REX MACHINA!!!!!

“Next time mammoths. Definitely mammoths.”

Mother fuckin T-Rex!!!!! LMAO!!!

@ansafleming5954

5 жыл бұрын

I want it as my ringtone LOL

@chinchilla_fandoms9500

5 жыл бұрын

🎶Good luck getting this theme song out of your head!! It will be in your brain for weeks or til your dead!!🎶

@elwoodjones3434

5 жыл бұрын

I AM AWESOME...i AM OLDER THAN JESUS... CHUCK NORRIS IS MY BUTT PLUG... Although let's face it NOSTALGIA CRITIC is dead for that last comment. Cause of Death Disemboweled by Chuck Norris

Seriously the nostalgia critic needs to actually see some help for that t - Rex fetish

@heretyk_1337

4 жыл бұрын

Why? That`s a good fetish...

@isdrakon9802

4 жыл бұрын

Eh there's worse

@1987Matilde

4 жыл бұрын

I have that fetish too. Rexie is so damn cool

@abigaildavis6756

3 жыл бұрын

@@1987Matilde her names is Roberta canonically

@at-rexontheinternet1388

3 жыл бұрын

If he truly had a fetish he would know that reptile vaginas are called cloacas >:(

I lost it when the raptors spoke 😂😂😂 stereotypical chick raptors are something I NEVER knew I wanted

Critic: "They try to transport one of the highly intelligent raptors via portal cube, when of course, something goes wrong" Me: Good One Mate!!!!

16:22 i love how that T.rex roar just annihilated Grant's burst of bravery -hey ! -ROAR !!! -...hum...

So jeff goldblum was the johnny depp of the 90s?

@editating_2614

4 жыл бұрын

No, Johnny Depp was

@mullaoslo

4 жыл бұрын

Johnny depp was the Johnny depp of the 90s

@kenhammscousin4716

3 жыл бұрын

Johnny depp 90s blah blah

@maxcorben5274

3 жыл бұрын

No Johnny Depp was the Johnny Depp of the 90s

@07foxmulder

3 жыл бұрын

Nah. Johnny Depp was Johnny Depp in the 90s. Then, you know, Burton happened and slowly started to turn him into a “look at me, I’m weird” type character. My god, Tim Burton post-2000 is total trash.

"It is funny him confusing strength and gender seeing how most of the things on the island trying to kill him have a vagina." I'ma point this out whenever sexism occurs now.

@UltimateGamerCC

3 жыл бұрын

thing is with Hammond it was more old Chivalry rather than born Chauvinism, plus probably a bit of guilt for putting everyone in danger recklessly.

The few good things that happened in 2020 is my theatre was playing older movies since production was called off during the pandemic and they showed this. And getting to see this masterpiece on the big screen is now one of the best memories of my life

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark...all the dinosaurs are running wild.

@ThatMadHatter

6 жыл бұрын

Someone let t rex out his pen!

@sdmagician76

6 жыл бұрын

I'm afraid those things will harm me, cause they sure don't act like Barney.

@ThatMadHatter

6 жыл бұрын

And they think that im there dinner not there friend oh nooooo

@zorro456

5 жыл бұрын

Be Frightened of The Weird Al's

@MissYamIherexxx

4 жыл бұрын

Who let the Rex out? Rawr! Rawr! Rawr!

The Lycene deficiency was a huge plot point in the book

@Cocopuffstuff

6 жыл бұрын

How? I only recall it being brought up like 2 times in the book.

@Spiran_SphereHunter

6 жыл бұрын

I never got peoples issue with this, seriously its not a killswitch, a lysine deficiency would kill them, eventually, its an amino-acid, no creature produces it naturally but yes without it after months and months with looking slightly sickly a few may die from kidney failure -maybe, in truth they would probably live years and certainly long enough to reach the mainland and find it naturally

@Cocopuffstuff

6 жыл бұрын

GullwingYunie I think they say that they die within either 12 or 24 hours without lysine supplements. In the novel though some dinosaurs do escape and you find out at the end that they're eating foods rich in lysine to stay alive.

@TheBelieveit1

6 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, the movie almost never touches on it compared to the book and thus it's a plot hole. As we learned with CinemaSins, the books don't matter. When it comes to a film adaptation, while you could argue they are more for fans of the source material, the vast majority of people tend to be introduced to something via film, and thus have to treat it as a blank slate. If the movie doesn't explain something that the book did which could fill up a plot hole or two, that's still a strike against the film. The film hinted at the dinosaurs adapting to be able to breed, having some turn from female to male, but the lycene was not really touched on in the film and thus it can be excused to most viewers that there would be little reason to expect them to not live on, while in the books (and it's touched on in passing in the 2nd film) it's explained why they'd die on Site A but survive on B.

@lektraburux

6 жыл бұрын

Lysine

THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ T-REX!!!

I will forever love Jurassic Park no matter how old I'll become. Also, I died laughing when you made that joke about Gennaro when Hammond said "In 48 hours I'll be accepting your apologies" than you made the lawyer look like he said "I'm sorry I ever took you on as a client" cue the scream. Even when you said "Mmmmmm Lawyer. Taste like deep rooted insecurity and bitterness" I died laughing so hard.

Hey Nostalgia Critic, do you think it's possible that when the red-shirt dude(cannot for the life of me remember his name) was picking up the dinosaur baby he wasn't really clueless, but more confirming his fears of them actually breed raptors.

@fireball1249

7 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I had in mind when I saw this review.

@afonsolucas2219

7 жыл бұрын

If they control the DNA why not make a herbivore raptor.

@ainsleysorsby6470

7 жыл бұрын

Thats not how DNA works Well, its not how it did work until jurassic world

@ainsleysorsby6470

7 жыл бұрын

A raptor has a body, head and basically everything built to hunt and kill, reason most herbivores are fatasses is because they have to be able to digest SOOOO much food

@Accidentallyok

7 жыл бұрын

+Ainsley Sorsby (Dead By Electrocution) but the vegan raptor lifestyle is so much better. Just the amount of energy they feel, and so much less raptor cancer. And not to mention the terrible conditions and needless slaughtering of humans just to feed raptors. Go raptor vegan and feel better than all the raptors.

I'M A MOTHERFUCKING T-REX

@tonysnyder2216

6 жыл бұрын

"I AM OLDER THAN JESUS"

@fhb3

6 жыл бұрын

THE MOTHERFUCKIN' T-REX!!!

@IForgotMyUsername5000

6 жыл бұрын

I shit zombies

“Blown away by how huge it was” lol you know it

After all these year, I finally noticed Doug’s face on the T. rex in the thumbnail

that motherfucking T rex still holds up in 2017

I still get the chills every time I see brachiosaurus in that early scene.

@fireball1249

7 жыл бұрын

I still get chills every time I see the motherFUCKING T-REX

@TheBlarggle

7 жыл бұрын

I get chills when I'm submerged into a pool filled with water and ice cubes.

@DissFunkShunIll

7 жыл бұрын

I get chills when Jack Frost fists my unlubed bum

@keiganm1287

7 жыл бұрын

i still get chills when the bag of potato chips make a loud sound when you open them.

@DissFunkShunIll

7 жыл бұрын

Keigan McHugh Ooo-hu-hu-hoooooooo, don't even get me started on the chips. Then munchin' down on the salt and vinegar kettle cooked... Pretty much like eating the vagina of God.

12:51 Wasn't expecting that, but God damn that was funny

Hammond: "we have a t rex!" Grant: "Oh, were so fucked!" off in the distance, you can hear the rex saying: "Im the mother fuckin T rex!!"