Some of these nostalgia critic episodes are becoming nostalgia themselves.

@TheSavusukeltaja

5 жыл бұрын

You mean nostalgic? What are you, an american?

@anonymousgoblin792

5 жыл бұрын

Except the old ones are still better then today.

@dadeo98

5 жыл бұрын

Ooofffff

@dw9524

5 жыл бұрын

@UnoriginalUsername373 *nostalgia critic's nostalgia critic.

@eliwinston7987

4 жыл бұрын

@UnoriginalUsername373 Nostalgia Critic needs to pay more details of ther movie cause he's being an idiot.

To be fair, Malcom only knew about 3 of the 5 deaths

@MasterAnakinSkyWalker

5 жыл бұрын

Harper Ross - In a deleted scene, Peter Ludlow does twist the facts surrounding the deaths of three people: Ray Arnold, Robert Muldoon and Donald Genarro. However, Arnold’s first name is given as “John” instead of Ray. And since Malcom didn’t meet or know about Nedry, he obviously didn’t know about his death. I’m guessing Hammond didn’t know either. Everyone else probably just assumed Nedry escaped the island. I’m not sure anyone else who went to the island, other than Genarro, knew about the guy at the beginning. Hammond doesn’t even tell Alan or Ellie when he meets them. He doesn’t even say what kind of park he wants them to invest in until they arrive on the island. Malcolm only knew about the deaths of Arnold, Genarro and Muldoon. Maybe someone told them about the worker later, but Ludlow only mentions Arnold, Muldoon and Genarro.

@spencerbricklord474

4 жыл бұрын

@@MasterAnakinSkyWalker Unless the 2011 telltale game is canon, no one knows about Nedry's death. As far as anyone is concerned in the films he could be living in Wiscinsin under the name Danny Nedry.

@hellominecraft9766

4 жыл бұрын

Anakin SkyWalker in the book Ray Arnold's name is John but it was changed for confusion of John Hammond and John Arnold

@Shadowofthebarren7286

4 жыл бұрын

@@spencerbricklord474 It is canon.

@brodiehansen3843

4 жыл бұрын

Malcolm not being able to count is a discrepancy in my books, but i don't think it's a deal breaker for this movie.

Actually, in all honesty, I would totally have been that little girl that just thought the small green dinosaur was a super-cute lizard that wanted to make friends with me. Probably why I studied zoology in college.

@jesslopez7731

Жыл бұрын

100% true! My daughter is 3 and she would definitely walk right up the dino and then start crying because I won’t let her touch it lol

@dreamlandnightmare

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, not every kid is the same.

I forgot how grainy the old episodes were lmao

@thecritic1109

5 жыл бұрын

kremit the frog I swear your subbed to everyone I’m subbed to

@wakeeqq

5 жыл бұрын

Same!

@User-ge7ni

5 жыл бұрын

Gürhan A. Yes it was

@User-ge7ni

5 жыл бұрын

Gürhan A. On July 23, 1996, WRAL-TV (then the CBS affiliate in Raleigh, North Carolina; now affiliated with NBC) became the first television station in the United States to broadcast a digital television signal. HDTV sets became available in the U.S. in 1998 and broadcasts began around November 1998.

@HeilRay

5 жыл бұрын

Fun to watch though

“The whole animal rights thing really backfired when the people trying to promote it are constantly making things worse” So it depicts animal rights activists correctly then.

@djavosmash5755

3 жыл бұрын

Not all Animal Activists but certainly PETA

@jamesfracasse8178

2 жыл бұрын

Do you all know that these are animatronics and NOT 🚫 REAL!

@beastmaster0934

Жыл бұрын

Mainly PETA.

@kaijukid1443

11 ай бұрын

Ba-dum PSSSHHH!

@adamshows1142

Ай бұрын

It feels like a whole elaborate version of the joke in Family Guy: “Go, fellow canine. Be free and enjoy life!” *Dog proceeds to eat a small dog*

"Wait a minute, one daughter?!" Well... yes. People can have one daughter and two sons. He never said in the movie "I have three daughters." he said he has three kids. Also in the movie (from what I remember) its never mentioned Kelly is his only daughter, or his only kid. She is just his daughter.

@sashaking1111

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, I thought that!! Very true

@darianrose2195

2 жыл бұрын

He also said he's always looking for the "next ex Mrs. Malcolm", so I figured this was just one kid from one of at least two or three marriages.

@acolemann1

2 жыл бұрын

Black people have very good survival instincts when the black person in your group says it’s time to go it’s probably time to go 😉

@qunt100

Жыл бұрын

Yes. But where are the other 2 kids?

@oliviahoffman9795

Жыл бұрын

@@qunt100 I'd assume with their mothers. If they are all half siblings.

To be fair on the 3 deaths thing. The 1st one happened before they got to the island and Malcom wouldn’t have known about Nedry

I can see why NC complains on why Ian can't "count", but to be fair, Ian only witnessed 3 of the 5 deaths in the 1st film. Samuel Jackson, The Lawyer, and the Indiana Jones dude.

@AdmireRoxtars

4 жыл бұрын

Also Ludlow could have still twisted the facts about the deaths of 3 people. Twisted the facts about the death of 3 out of 5 people that is.

@ColinG943

4 жыл бұрын

Malcolm knew nothing about the deaths of Jophery and Nedry. Plus, he CAN count because he did have three children, Kelly is one of them.

@monsterhanna6691

4 жыл бұрын

I know right?! Nostalgia Critic really didn't think this one through.

@monsterhanna6691

4 жыл бұрын

Clark Griswold Yeah, it was hard watching this review because I gave an honest and sincere "Huh?" the whole time.

@AlexCooper-cr6pz

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, he only witnessed 2.

Hammond's monologue at 23:35 is just Richard Attenborough doing an impression of his brother David. It's uncannily accurate, from the dialogue to the character.

Ian Malcolm can count, If you remember correctly. Dennis disappeared, they had no idea if he got eaten or left for the boats. He vanished without a trace. Though I have been told that in the extended universe of JP they do find Dennis's corpse but this information was never made public. So ha! He can count! Also, in the first movie he told the audience he married multiple times. Meaning he divorced multiple times leaving the probability of the 2 kids living with their mother(s).

@shelliblossom8953

4 жыл бұрын

five people dead but the guy was killed another day and like you said dennis left so he would only know the three and with his kids he said he had three kids and one daughter so that means he would have two sons

@LilyRose8959

4 жыл бұрын

Malcolm told Grant he had 3 kids.

@LilyRose8959

4 жыл бұрын

@@shelliblossom8953 He never mentioned the genders, and we can only be sure about Kelly. He could have another daughter and a son, two sons and Kelly, or 3 daughters.

@shelliblossom8953

4 жыл бұрын

@@LilyRose8959 if I remember right it been a while sense I watched this and don't have the time stamp I think he gets asked more daughters which he reply no around the time he says he had three kids if I remember right sorry no timestamps I would usually find it but can't right now

@LilyRose8959

4 жыл бұрын

@@shelliblossom8953 Nope. He never specifies the genders. We only know about Kelly. She could have two brothers, two sisters or one of each. We're never told.

Could you imagine Jeff Goldblum as batman: Hey uh I'm uh uh Bat uh Man!!!

@questworldiangreenknight7455

3 жыл бұрын

brenski87 here's a interesting casting idea, Jeff Goldblum as Luscious Fox or The Riddler!

@phreakazoith2237

3 жыл бұрын

would be the shortest Batman movie of all times. Bat uh Man appears and the villains would either return to Arkham Asylum or commit suicide just to get away from him.

@KumaoftheForest

3 жыл бұрын

I’d like to see Owen Wilson as Batman

@MelBrooksFan78

3 жыл бұрын

@@KumaoftheForest Wow... I'm Batman

@dreamlandnightmare

3 ай бұрын

@@questworldiangreenknight7455 Jeff Goldblum was at one point strongly considered for the role of Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow for a late 90s/early 00s Batman movie that was never made.

Critic: makes quality content KZread years later: delete them Critic:am I a joke to you

@CyberKnightMiky

5 жыл бұрын

Me: Yes

@TheFatalcrest

4 жыл бұрын

KZread: Ofcourse you are!

@yukionnaslayer1

4 жыл бұрын

Critic:what a bunch of jerks KZread: your a bag of dicks

@austinmorrison6953

4 жыл бұрын

Solid Snake I forgot, what’s the problem with the critic?

@CerberusGX

3 жыл бұрын

Nostalgia Critic definitely made content

I love how the kids for the first movie just kind of wander off in the background after Goldbloom stops talking to them

The reason for twisting the facts about the deaths of three people was that the first worker died before Malcolm came to the island. Also Nedry may have never been found and presumed he made it off of the island.

@piercelindenberg6842

8 ай бұрын

Canonically, Nedry was found during the cleanup in 1994

@Averagebasementman

8 ай бұрын

@@piercelindenberg6842Still I don’t think Malcom knew about him. I mean the only way he knew about the layer was because he was with Grant and the kids at the time before he got buried under the rubble and found by Sadler, and the only way he knew about Sam Jackson and Mr “Clever Girl” was because he was with Sadler and Hammond. Any deaths Malcom wasn’t aware of was because he wasn’t even there. The only one from the original film that would’ve been informed of all 5 victims weather through cleanup info, or being there is Hammond. Because he has to be informed of what goes on in his park. Lastly I’m sorry this is so long but I just wanted to clear things up.

@piercelindenberg6842

8 ай бұрын

@@Averagebasementman I never meant to imply that Malcolm knew Nedry was dead, just that Hammond and InGen did ultimately find out that he never made it off the island. Never did get back the embryos, though. Lewis Dodgson dug up the can over 20 years later.

@Averagebasementman

8 ай бұрын

@@piercelindenberg6842 Im honestly not surprised that the people found Nedry’s dead body but not the can.

Hello I'm the Nostalgia Reupload Guy. I remember it so you don't have to!

@ironicugandan5826

5 жыл бұрын

I re-remember it

@neffyboy

5 жыл бұрын

More like: I reupload because of a Copyright Claim.

@Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser

5 жыл бұрын

@@neffyboy NC- *Goes crazy*

@Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser

5 жыл бұрын

@@ironicugandan5826 Re-remember it so you don't have to.

@JacobAllen918

5 жыл бұрын

Hey there, DrybowzillaJP! It's been a while. :)

Malcolm said there were 3 deaths, because he was never present for the death of the Worker or Nedry. As far as he's concerned, Muldoon, Arnold and Donald are the only people who died on this island. *Douchey McNitpick intensifies*

@AkilaeAK

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you! Saved me from making another nitpicking comment. :)

@N-GinAndTonicTM

5 жыл бұрын

@Linkachu the Pikachu Well, no, because they'd want to make a good first impression and try their best to cover it up??

@some_metalhead

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but you think 4 years later, he would have known how many ended up dying during those very unforgettable few days

The reason Goldblum says three people died is the workers' death occurred before the main events of the first movie and nobody really knows what happened to Dennis.

You can’t deny the CGI and practical effects hold up to this day.

@everettmadsen4265

Жыл бұрын

He is just complaining to complain, this video is a nonsensical "review" void of substance

@pipp_988

Жыл бұрын

The CGI may be "good" but will always give a fake feel as the eye can easily tell that it's not real. JP1 used real animatronics and limited its use of special effects. It's why all the sequels feel dated whereas JP1 holds up even today, decades after being made.

@everettmadsen4265

Жыл бұрын

@@pipp_988 TLW used tons of animatronics. With that said, even the CGI looks great because they used movie magic like lighting and stuff to mask deficiencies and the brownish earthy tones of the dinosaurs looked very natural unlike the blue and other weird colors in the world films

@spinosaurusimperator0941

Жыл бұрын

I have no idea what Doug is smoking when he says The Lost World's effects are worse than JP1, they look just as good if not better The only part that looks iffy is when the T.rex steps on one of the Ingen hunters

@Schizniit

Жыл бұрын

Not really, it looks pretty bad

Ian Malcolm: Sarah. Assistant: Sarah Harding. Ian Malcolm: How many Sarahs you think are on this island?

@razatronidiotics9430

3 жыл бұрын

Really right 😂

"Kathy darling, lunch is ready" "it certainly is"

"SarUH"

@robertdelgadocapetillo8684

5 жыл бұрын

SarUUUUUU-UUUUUU-UUUUUUU-ah

@hgyuuuuhj098

4 жыл бұрын

Vingardium LeviosUUUUHH

@Justin-zk5tr

4 жыл бұрын

EEEERRRICCCC

@blunew467

3 жыл бұрын

David Koepp got snubbed for a Best Adapted Screenplay Oscar nomination.

@asafakiva1619

3 жыл бұрын

how many sarUHs you think there are on this island?...sarUH!

IM A MOTHAFUCKING T-REX

@nnytk2199

5 жыл бұрын

Yes. Thank you. That is in fact a joke he does.

@paul_r8172

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah boiiii

@thyvideomaker3063

5 жыл бұрын

300th like

@randalgraves6979

5 жыл бұрын

But its not in THIS review. 😐😒

@1000000man1

4 жыл бұрын

@@randalgraves6979 Cause it was made before the review of the first one.

Ok, the SNL clip got me. “What’s with this guy?” “I can’t read or write.”

Seeing an old episode reminds me how nice it is to just have him talking about the movie. His friends jumping around in costumes is really wearing me down.

@LumpyAdams

2 жыл бұрын

It doesn't help that none of his friends are funny.

@theilluminati7469

2 жыл бұрын

It doesn't help that he's not fucking funny

@miesvaillanykyisyytta3252

8 ай бұрын

@@LumpyAdamsThe guys joining in during MK Annihilation was funny.

@thehorrorhound6575

8 ай бұрын

@@LumpyAdamsidk what you guys are talking about, I think Malcom is funny.

Its funny how the opening to The Lost World is actually the opening to the original Jurassic Park book where the girl is bitten by the little dinosaur bastards.

Starring Jeff Uh-Uh-Uh Goldblum

@Seanmm8855

5 жыл бұрын

its actually Jeff Uh Uh Uh Goldblum??

@ShiddyShad808

5 жыл бұрын

Nathaniel Foga Is it “uh” or is it more of an “ah”?

@Lee-sc6jv

5 жыл бұрын

Funny joke Rararharrahahar

@Seanmm8855

5 жыл бұрын

@@ShiddyShad808 trivial

@amanibob1416

5 жыл бұрын

"-Ah... But-but-but..."

"Alan"

@Abel-Alvarez

5 жыл бұрын

Lol this isn't until the third installment but nice one 😆😂

@edmontonboy99

4 жыл бұрын

Abel

The girlfriend and ecoterrorist were the primary cause of every death on the island, which always grated my nerves. The guy especially touted himself as some upstanding citizen but he valued these manufactured creatures over the lives of actual human beings. That said, between the original two movies, while I love the original, this one was, and still is my favourite. As far as I'm concerned, the other movies don't exist. The movie is long (which I prefer) and has its flaws, it gives me what the first film did, just more of it.

"what kid is this?" That kid is me. The one that saved spiders, kept one in my room as a sort of pet, and played with lizards and snakes whenever possible

@edwarddore7617

5 жыл бұрын

no spiders!

@MadiBendy

5 жыл бұрын

I was one of those kids too

@sophonax661

4 жыл бұрын

I was one of those kids too! And now I have two pet snakes :)

One of the plotholes in this movie is the flaming car flying into the tree the 2 hunters are in. It means that either their main camp is right next to where the 2 are trying to lure out the parent T-Rexes (this is the guy that didn't want them to set up camp on a game trail), or that truck really defied physics and went flying across the island to where they were set up. Also, how did Vince Vaughn pull the bullets out of their casings without tools?

@monsterhanna6691

11 ай бұрын

Roland was able to take out the bullets fairly well and also, there's a deleted scene where they cut the lines on the vehicles.

So many reuploads

@Nov-5062

5 жыл бұрын

there's no choice. people took copyright wayyyy too far.

@John-ux1oq

5 жыл бұрын

Twin Kids but who's complaining...I'm loving it

@cru5e

5 жыл бұрын

@@Nov-5062 It's not even taking copyright too far it's people and companies abusing the report system on youtube.

@FirelordJade

5 жыл бұрын

Yea I enjoy the re-upload, excuse to rewatch

@Konranjyoutai

5 жыл бұрын

Really seems like they are just milking old videos to get new views for more monetary gain.

Actually I find Jeff Goldblum extremely charming and a great after just because he's being himself

@mr.barcode3186

4 жыл бұрын

Same. I can't for the life of me understand why Doug hates him so much.

@RedGallardo

4 жыл бұрын

There are actors who don't act but are simply born with a recognizable face. People who feel acting keen dislike them for just being decoys. It's like fast-food compared to good restaurants: they put tons of hot sauce in it just to hide the rotting meat smell and add chemicals to make the food highly addictive. So your mouth explodes and you consider it a good thing "cause you feel a lot at once". Well, not all people are like that. Some enjoy the subtle taste of fresh mozzarella, of the dough that was used for the pasta, of the apple-mango sauce with cream... Kids eat chips and icecream with chocolate syrup and think it's good. And you can do nothing to convince them that this kind of food is worse. They grow fat, get diarrhea, get pimples and heart issues but they still think it's good cause it tastes strong. Well, ok, kids' junk food is Ernest Scared Stupid, McD is JP2. And Interstate 60 is lobster and wine. Just imagine all this food has about the same price. What will you choose? What will you fill yourself with? That's the choice.

@randomguy2518

4 жыл бұрын

Depends on the role really, he's okay as malcom, good in The Fly, thought he was great in Thor Ragnarok As for the food comparison above my comment, Wine tastes like rancid grape juice(Which it is), and lobsters are the cockroaches of the sea( literally, they eat garbage and carrion) so ya, gimme the McDoubles

@questworldiangreenknight7455

3 жыл бұрын

He's one of my favorite actors. I have always had fun casting concepts for him. Like Jeff Goldblum as Yellow Jacket (Hank Pym), Riddler, Jeord from The Inheritance Cycle, and Brainiac

@vanillajack5925

3 жыл бұрын

He's likeable, but not a great actor, he just plays the same role in every movie 🤷‍♂️

19:58 has me in literal tears 😭 I can’t breathe

@Steventhe2nd

3 жыл бұрын

Then ends in..............Fatality!

@ivantheriddler4873

2 жыл бұрын

Ditto

This was directed by Steven Spielberg and he was trying to do an entirely different tone for it, I'm one who actually liked this movie and like that transition of the lady screaming and the sound was the subway with Goldblum

@bigevilshark1958

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, a lot of hate for this movie is super nit picky. The only issues with this movie are the gymnastics scene and the terrible pacing between the island and the mainland

@xmanmartinez00

5 жыл бұрын

@@bigevilshark1958 thank you. Yes the gymnastic scene was AT LEAST dumb to a point where it was funny and the pacing could've been better. But over all its or a bad watch and it's given such unwarranted hate and that's hard to believe from Spielberg. If anything was a big let down and kind of the Jurassic world movies.

@davidholt2589

5 жыл бұрын

This movie MADE my childhood. Critic is reaching and trying too hard.

@xmanmartinez00

5 жыл бұрын

@@davidholt2589 I seriously wonder, did he think Speielberg didnt direct this one? Did Spielberg direct it but it was still sold? I'm confused

@CrittersRule247

5 жыл бұрын

@@bigevilshark1958 What about the incredibly lifeless and dull characters, the forced and almost laughable environmental message, the...- Actually, no, that's all you really need, the main characters are bland and unlikable so you really don't care who lives and dies and the main theme of the movie is a really bad environmental message that ironically makes the hippies look worse than the bad guys - All that leaves are a bunch of cool action and chase sequences with dinosaurs which if you enjoy that - And I personally do - Than it's at most a mixed bag of a movie but a movie that's hard to be invested in isn't a great film, calling the gymnastics scene an issue is more of a nit-pick than these problems, in fact if the movie was more straight up over the top dumb and silly like that it would be more entertaining which is why the final sequence is usually cited as the best part, because it's over-the-top dumb-fun. The problems with this film are a bit more than just nit-picks - Although to be fair both this film and the sequel book it's based on were just made as quick cash grabs and the pacing of the book is not much better, but I actually liked the heroes in the book and disliked the villain, making the slow build u less of an issue.

17:38 T-Rex: Damn your main character forcefield!

@stykkz8738

3 жыл бұрын

technically the t-rex had a clear path in the first film, in this film it barely fits in the path, also you can see that it is an uneven path unlike the first film, also the first film was straight while this one had more corners making it slow down

@Steventhe2nd

3 жыл бұрын

Well, unless if they pack armor piercing ammo in their weapons, it'd be hard to take a big t-rex down

When malcam set that three people got killed, he is talking about Ray Arnold, Robert Mouldun and the Lawyer

@jamiebell314

5 жыл бұрын

David Boykin came here to say this. The first worker died before he was there and he would have no way of knowing about Dennis Nedry dying... he was in the middle of some pretty scary shit

@stykkz8738

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamiebell314 The first worker that we see die, died before they made it to the island and the guest weren't introduced to nedry

Why are videos from like 6 and 7 years ago JUST THIS YEAR being hit with copyright claims?!

@troymclame1743

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's Lupa XD Just kidding

@Chrono_Mitsurugi

5 жыл бұрын

because youtube has to be screwing up somehow. like that paid subscription they offer now.

@prehistorichero2755

5 жыл бұрын

Probably Doug is trashing all the Jurassic Park movies and pissing the fans off.

@Ymlhael

5 жыл бұрын

Last legislation of EU, expect a LOT of videos being taken done in the near future.

@reloadpsi

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ymlhael That law isn't in effect yet, is still being properly revised, and may still even not get voted in. SOPA, PIPA, ACTA, all of them got rejected in the end.

I actually thought the lost world was really good

@firerhino8592

4 жыл бұрын

277imperator it was definitely better than 3

@AMPMASTER10

4 жыл бұрын

Its my favorite Jurassic Park

@deadsea86

4 жыл бұрын

It was a good film

@RedGallardo

4 жыл бұрын

"Train arrival" was once the biggest hit. Depends on what you compare it to, I guess.

@S1LVAW0LF

4 жыл бұрын

Compared to the first one....meh, but tbh ive learned to enjoy it more than jp3 and fallen kingdon Edit: on 2nd thought, 3 was better man. The arcade video game for this was fucking fun doe!

14:10 Fun fact: Before this, she was in the Nickelodeon TV movie "Harriet the Spy" in which she played a chemistry genius elementary school student.

Since you re-uploaded this, her wanting to be punished is fair game. Sometimes kids act out because being punished is the only reliable attention they can get.

@BarryHart-xo1oy

10 ай бұрын

Good point.

Maybe the Raptor who fell for the Hey You thing was probably the Larry from the Three Stooges of the Velociraptors.

"Is the Black girl the only one who has a brain in this movie" - lol

@CharlietheWarlock

Ай бұрын

Yes

Screw the studios they can't silence NC or stop us from liking or re-liking/watching his reviews! They need to settle down, Doug even said in 'Where's the Fair Use?' video they get no penalties for doing this without proper claims. I can't imagine how frustrating this must be for Doug and everyone else at Channel Awesome.

The beginning of the movie teaches us not to feed the animals at a public place.

Even Alan kicked a raptor before, and no one complained about it.

Notice how Hammond says Sarah came to him, but when Malcolm says "When Hammond called you.." and she Doesn't correct him.. I think Hammond is a master manipulator and everything that happens in the film is part of his plan.

I love how the joke of the scores when she does the gymnastics was used in the Lego game

12:55 Poor Eddie didn't deserve to die and he had way more than 8 lines in the movie.

Why do they keep copywriting this channel they need to stop

@hbroproductions2441

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck off

@shelliblossom8953

5 жыл бұрын

@@hbroproductions2441 what you so ypset about

@themasteroffear2041

5 жыл бұрын

@Nerdy Alien oh

@hbroproductions2441

5 жыл бұрын

Shelby Cox upset not ypset and im upset cause of David acting stupid(no offence)

@shelliblossom8953

5 жыл бұрын

@@hbroproductions2441 who is david

Someone tell Doug the scene from Twister isn't actually very implausible because the reason they tell you to go to bathrooms during a tornado is that there are pipes going into the ground you can use for an anchor if your emtire house is getting through off it's foundation

To be fair, Ian can't be expected to know of the first dead guy who got pulled into the cage since that happened well before he was brought to Isla Nublar. He would also not have known about Nedry, who was just assumed to have run off with the embryos. I wouldn't be surprised if he was never found at all.

@piercelindenberg6842

8 ай бұрын

Nedry was found when InGen ran a cleanup operation in 1994

3:20 In fairness - they never tried to hide the fact about the dead worker - the whole inspection was caused by this accident in the first place. As for Nedry - no one but the audience knew what actually happened to him so... Ian talking here only about 3 deaths... kinda makes sense.

20:01 ok that part killed me lol

Last time I was this early the Brontosaurus from the first movie was still alive.

@destroyerblackdragon

5 жыл бұрын

So like a couple months ago?

@lordkaijux5262

5 жыл бұрын

@@destroyerblackdragon Yes. Good thing the T-Rex didn't die... Yet.

@cyborgparrot1996

5 жыл бұрын

*Brachiosaurus

@lordkaijux5262

5 жыл бұрын

@@cyborgparrot1996 Sorry.

@cyborgparrot1996

5 жыл бұрын

@@lordkaijux5262 Lol don't worry Timmy got their Name wrong first before you did.

There was an ET Reference in the Lego game, it was at the hunter camp at night seeing the iconic ET flying by the face of the moon on a bike.

Fun fact, the guy that got eaten by the Rex in San Diego? That was the movie's screenwriter, David Koepp.

Double the T-Rex = double the fun. Loved the mom and dad attack and Los Angeles rampage. Beyond that, eh.

Not gonna lie, 10yr old me enjoyed this one a lot more than the first 🤦🏽‍♂️

I love the movie but the best part of the movie is when the T-Rex is in San Diego

2:24 he only said 3 because he didn’t know about the deaths of Jeffery and Dennis

@greatestnitemare6626

2 жыл бұрын

Riiggghhht after 4 years sure lol

@SnorgYippee

4 ай бұрын

​@greatestnitemare6626 Yeah, like Ingen would tell him, Grant, and Ellie that someone died on their island

Ian -eh- only says “um” 43 times in -eh- the first mmovie.

23:53 My favorite part. I come back to this video years later for this one moment.

It seemed to me that the writers of this movie were ripping off the King Kong film when they brought a dinosaur back to San Diego.

Did Doug bother to do research before he said this? Ian was lied to BEFORE going to the island, and three workers died there.( Bother to read the novels atleast)

To be fair The Lost World despite a few issues was a really good movie. I still think 3 is easily the worst.

@TheCrazyTalkKid

5 жыл бұрын

I would respectfully disagree. While 3 is pretty pointless The Lost World is offensive to human intelligence. I mean, Vince Vaughn's character is pretty much directly responsible for getting most (if not all) of the dinosaur hunters killed and continues to be a dick even after they save team Goldblum. And the kicker? He gets no comeuppance! He gets away scott free and the "bad-guys" were nearly killed to a man for being mean to the genetically engineered monsters. I mean, the dude was an ecoterrorist! He killed people! But he's the hero and big corporation bad! It's not like the hunters had families and needed the money to support the people they love. Lets just feel bad for the genetically engineered theme park monsters that they always play up as big and majestic until they start murdering everyone. Why does no one else notice this!? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! God dammit this movie infuriates me! Sorry. Not yelling at you, Justin Lynch, just venting my rage at the movie.

@jeremyheminger6882

5 жыл бұрын

It's more exciting than the book.

@CineMasterDamian

5 жыл бұрын

Jurassic Park III is my favorite of the Jurassic Park films. It gives the audience what they want without insulting their intelligence.

@BLCKCSTLS

5 жыл бұрын

Ho boy have you seen Fallen Kingdom?

@SaurianStudios1207

5 жыл бұрын

All the human characters in this movie were stupid. Instead of listening to the themes of the 1st movie, they just decide to bring the dinosaurs for their own will, while the other group, the "environmentalists" try to protect the dinosaurs, only to make things worse.

I wish they adapted the scene from the novel where the compies eat a baby alive. Oh yes, I forgot ... it's a familly friendly adaptation.

@monsterhanna6691

4 жыл бұрын

CottonCatt Where a guy gets torn in half. 😂

"You should see Suzie next door"*Transformers scene show* Now..THAT would´ve been an awkward crossover..

What’s the point in copyrighting videos from several years ago? These copyright strikes are so ridiculous.

@cryticalgamyng40

4 жыл бұрын

I got copyrighted on a bumblebee reaction a yr later

The platoon music at 10:35 was hilarious

Beginning my Jurassic Park Nostalgia Critic marathon (Except for Jurassic World 1)

"The effects aren't as good as the first one." Hey man I don't LOVE this sequel either but if there's ONE thing it does better than JP1, it's the effects.

Yo The Lost World: Jurassic Park is a underated sequel and one of the best sequels. Yeah it's not the same but it's good because it's different but a good different

Wow, this was the first NC review I ever watched. Nostalgia for Nostalgia Critic.

when you ask about the number of deaths being three in the first movie. The worker at the beginning was the reason the scientists were called to sign off on the island in the first place, the death of that worker made the park's investors nervous. so discount that one. as for Nedry... maybe they never found him after the events of the first movie? (no body = nobody dead) who knows. So I can suspend disbelief and go with the number of three rather than five...

Sixteen Star Humans Jeff Goldblum: Ian Malcom - Julianne Moore: Sarah Harding - Vanessa Lee Chester: Kelly - Vince Vaughn: Nick Van Owen - Richard Schiff: Eddie Carr - Pete Postlethwaite: Roland Tembo - Arliss Howard: Peter Ludlow - Richard Attenborough: John Hammond - Peter Stormare: Dieter Stark - Harvey Jason: Ajay Sidhu - Thomas Duffy: Robert Burke (No, it's Not Robert Bakker) - Thomas Rosales Jr.: Carter - Joseph Mazzello: Timmy Murphy - Arianna Richards: Alexis Murphy - Camilla Belle: Cathy (the Girl Surviving the Compsognathus) - Robin Sachs: Paul (Cathy's Father)

Why didn't they just take the baby T-Rex and raise it to an adult? Seems so much easier than capturing the mom!

@monsterhanna6691

4 жыл бұрын

Beast Boy First off, it was the father they captured AND Roland wanted to hunt it. Him tranquilizing it was kind of a bonus for InGen. Heck, even Peter says it himself; "We lost everything we came after on this trip, but this animal and its infant are going to singlehandedly bail us out!"

I love this movie. It has aged very well. In fact, compared to the sequels after The Lost World: Jurassic Park, this film deserves an apology. But anyway, entertaining video Critic. 🤣🤣🤣

17:41 Dr Hammond?? Haha Btw, they Never say Kelly is Malcolm's *only* daughter. Remember his kids are to different Mothers and are likely older than Kelly.

3:21 I think when he said "The Deaths of 3 People", he was only counting the ones he knew.

1:44 When fangirls see Justin Bieber onstage.

@Chad_Darwin

3 жыл бұрын

True

I think Chris Stuckmann is pretty spot on with this movie.

@AWSVids

5 жыл бұрын

i do too. I've never understood why so many people think it's so bad. I was recently listening to RedLetterMedia's commentary for the first movie, and Jay just went off on how terrible a movie The Lost World is, because he'd just watched it prior to them watching Jurassic Park, and he's all "Oh my god, it was so bad, it's terrible, there's nothing good about it, it's so boring and so stupid..." and I'm just like, "Dude... it's really not that bad." It's one of those movies where people seem to WANT to hate for some reason, and they just do nothing but focus on what they can find that's bad about it while ignoring everything that's good about it. Even while watching this review, the whole time, I'm either, "What are you talking about? This scene totally works." or "Okay, yeah, that's a flaw, but why are you focusing on that instead of the good things about this scene?".

@easportsaxb8057

5 жыл бұрын

I freaking agree with you both. This movie is really good because it's trying to be an extremely different movie. In another episode, Doug claims that "it suffers from the story and plot being the same as the first movie". How on earth is the story being retold? Almost every aspect of this movie is different from the first. There are many other objections. However I always respect everyone's opinions and nobody's opinion is right or wrong, so if they don't like it, don't argue or try to change their mind.

@ChristinaMitchellwriter

5 жыл бұрын

I frequently agree with Stuckmann but not about this. Man, do I dislike this movie.There's no awe or reverence for the creatures and I just don't care about any of the characters. They aren't empathetic or interesting. They stripped Ian of his smugness and wit. And I don't know how they managed it, but Julianne Moore, who I usually love, is 100% unlikable as Sarah. Matter of fact, the entire film is a bunch of unlikable jerkwads acting dumb and talking over each other. It doesn't work for me at all. The best scene in the film is the one where the van is dangling over the side of the cliff. When Sarah's lying on the glass, it's terrifying. But it's ruined at the end by all the dicks cracking wise about McDonald's, when they haven't earned enough goodwill for that shit. Visually, I think the film is well done. The raptors in the grass moment is actually better than any moment in the first movie. But without someone to root for, every flaw was magnified by one hundred. That said, it wasn't as godawful as the third one. But, that's not really a compliment.

@melkor77751

5 жыл бұрын

I think thats a taste matter For me its still pretty terrible

@Juicewski2

3 жыл бұрын

@@AWSVids Biggest gripe towards this movie seems to be caused by the fact that most of the characters are unlikeable, and the few likeable characters (Eddie, Kelly and Tembo) don't get enough screentime. Action scenes were pretty good though.

Agreed. The lost world Jurassic park is such an inferior sequel compared to the 1993 original. With grating characters making mistake after mistake, themes that aren't as well handled as the original movie, and while techinally a well made movie, it's just painful to sit through all the garbage that was compiled during the plot of the movie. Well, things could be worse I guess (Jurassic park 3).

@Chris-zb7vd

5 жыл бұрын

It's so boring

@ColinG943

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but I personally found it more entertaining along with the trailer scene being very intense (minus the cheeseburger line). This review really has not aged well due to the many mistakes that critic made.

@SnorgYippee

4 ай бұрын

Wtf do you want then?

The Lost World: Nostalgic Park.

I first saw this when it was on tv... I turned it on whilst the T-Rex vs RV scene was happening, and I honestly thought it was pretty damn awesome

@coyotefever105

2 жыл бұрын

That sequence is great! Big props to Spielberg

You have to admit, T-Rex in the city is pretty cool.

@coyotefever105

2 жыл бұрын

Godzilla tribute

Well to be fair, Jeeps move pretty slow lol.

Do attack of the killer tomatoes please critic

@tannerprice5151

4 жыл бұрын

He said he's never going to review that. Sorry.

@stephanmckinnie8855

3 жыл бұрын

@@tannerprice5151 why?

@tannerprice5151

3 жыл бұрын

@@stephanmckinnie8855 it's meant to be bad therefore there's nothing to make fun of since it makes fun of it's self. That's why, at least that's what Doug Walker said 9 years ago.

@stephanmckinnie8855

3 жыл бұрын

@@tannerprice5151 interesting

@stephanmckinnie8855

3 жыл бұрын

What video was it.

You know, if this movie followed the book, Jeff Goldbloom would have died during the first Jurassic Park.

3:23 Way too late to be calling you out on this I know, but yes, Malcolm saying 3 makes sense. He and the others never knew about the worker that died at the start, why would Hammond tell them about that after inviting them to his park? The island was abandoned and Nedry's body was never found, they no doubt assumed he escaped the island, sold what he stole and went into hiding.

The Little Girl Doesn’t Actually Die. Hammond Mentions It Later On In The Movie.

3:24 well to be fair #1 died before they went on the island and his death was either known by them and that's why they were invited to the island, or kept as a secret in which case Goldblum wouldn't know about him. Also #5 I don't think Dennis counts as noone would know what happened to him, noone saw him die so he could either have escaped or got killed but noone knows for sure unless someone found his glasses in a pile of dino poop.

I prefer the end of the first book where they all ended up being held in Costa Rica for an indefinite length of time.

Stop copyrighting these masterpieces

"Now you're john hammond" is not saying hammond is bad, but that peter fellow was making the same mistakes hammond made in believing himself as in control of life itself

@AlienPatch

Ай бұрын

Even so, the mistakes weren't really 1:1. Ludlow didn't so much believe (I THINK) he was in control of life itself as much as he thought was in his right to carry dinosaurs to dry land just for profit. To equate Hammond with this guy was more than a little insulting towards Hammond and rather patronizing on Dr. Malcom's part.

14:25 Jeff totally kicked the door and got Vince finger lmao

The beginning beach part is from the 1st book.

The copyright claimers are raptors in disguise.

@prehistorichero2755

5 жыл бұрын

Lord Kaiju X Or JP fans, for crying out loud!

@vintagevhstreasures4058

5 жыл бұрын

Lord Kaiju X 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@EricGraham94

3 жыл бұрын

Yep lizard people exist

The most heartbreaking thing about this film, is the fact it gets SO much right, but ultimately the many, MANY faults drag it down. Somewhere there's a real gem of a film in here

@monsterhanna6691

11 ай бұрын

There's nothing wrong with this movie at all; Nostalgia Critic wasn't even close to being right in his review.

@SnorgYippee

4 ай бұрын

What faults? It's a completely new and exciting sequel that still has the themes from the original

Realisticlly the t rex could only go 11 miles per hour

@monsterhanna6691

4 жыл бұрын

yuki Realistically, these are movies about engineering dinosaurs and we shouldn't take it too seriously.

@miz4535

4 жыл бұрын

@@monsterhanna6691 No, they are saying they engineer dinosaurs as they were. Movies should be internally consistent and the parts that match the real world should be consistent.

@munehboi

2 жыл бұрын

Not ingen Trex

@SnorgYippee

4 ай бұрын

Do you see the environment the Doe was in when she was chasing the hunters into the waterfall

Okay, this is just getting silly.

@jorionedwards

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@zedracon

5 жыл бұрын

Michael Malan Yeah, it’s getting pretty ridiculous

@Zeipharo

5 жыл бұрын

Facts! I was I like, "AGAIN!?

@some_metalhead

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Malan What, the review or the movie?

@edmontonboy99

4 жыл бұрын

hippotrot123 The video because it got re-uploaded again after a copyright claim