A movie so inept that it couldn't even kill off Sean Bean's character.

@raskov75

24 күн бұрын

One does not simply allow Sean Bean to live.

@MichaelSBaram

24 күн бұрын

No no, look at his eyes, his dead inside.

@assimilation9

24 күн бұрын

Sean Bean said he planned to stop doing roles where he died after Game of Thrones. Apparently he thought it was becoming too predictable.

@BrigadoonZyphoon

24 күн бұрын

The bee's kill him off-screen.

@utube7930

24 күн бұрын

Underrated comment

“Are you off your meds again?” “Hey shut up dad” New lore just dropped

@stevenhayes7910

24 күн бұрын

😂😂

@Lukasaske

24 күн бұрын

Of course! Nepotism! That's why all the movies are terrible!

@zero11010

24 күн бұрын

They're already second cousins. If both things are true that ... says bad things about their family's dating practices.

@siraaron4462

24 күн бұрын

Or y'know... He's off his meds.

@TheSilverpuppeteer

24 күн бұрын

@@Lukasaske Now that they mentioned it, I do notice a resemblance between the two.

"I thought he was part dog." "Yeah, but now he's got his wings back" Best line ever. 😅🤣😆

@swampThaang

23 күн бұрын

Why is he still in the air while not flapping his wings??

@DocTheHawk

23 күн бұрын

​@@swampThaangThey are synthetics given to warriors, not actual wings. The bee used to have them as well when they were in the royal army.

@alex.g7317

23 күн бұрын

@@DocTheHawkthose were words

@DustyFox8

22 күн бұрын

@@swampThaang cuz he's part dog. Dogs don't flap wings.

@peterkrug4124

22 күн бұрын

Barf from SPACEBALLS made more sense than Caine Wise.🙄

Really heartwarming to know, how benevolent Hollywood are giving 7 years old a chance to write script for their movies.

@Arigator2

21 күн бұрын

Sounds more like chatgpt.

@skwills1629

21 күн бұрын

Given Recent Revelations Benevolence May Not be the Word, Libido May Be... Hollywood Producers Like'em Young.

@jameswhitley4101

20 күн бұрын

@@Arigator2 Except language model technology was still quite primitive back when this movie was made.

@Benjovi76

20 күн бұрын

I read that as heartworming, because he’s part dog

@APS_Inc

20 күн бұрын

This is insulting to 7 year olds

"Oh cool, I never saw this movie so this Pitch Meeting will tell me what it was about" One minute in: "What the actual fuck"

@stevekirkpatrick1612

24 күн бұрын

It sure is about words. And some other words.

@visebes9694

24 күн бұрын

It's not even a bad movie, it's just not that memorable.

@monmothma3358

23 күн бұрын

​@@visebes9694I vividly remember Eddie Redmayne's scenes

@mrsplashman8308

23 күн бұрын

@@visebes9694no I thought it was absolutely terrible

@VladRadu-tq1pg

23 күн бұрын

@@visebes9694 you re insane..it s absolute dumpsterfire

"So you have a movie for me?" "No, sir, I don't."

@carter_lovejoy

24 күн бұрын

“Amazi- wait, what?”

@Mister-Red

24 күн бұрын

​@@carter_lovejoythat's because I have a TV show for you!

@utube7930

24 күн бұрын

Barely interested

@kardnails8729

24 күн бұрын

Pretty sure there is a pitch meeting that starts like that, I think it was one of the anniversary ones.

@JamestheXennial

24 күн бұрын

Well, in the case of Jupiter Ascending, that is accurate.

4:42 in the article shown at the end of the video, mila kunis said she knew Jupiter Ascending would flop before they started filming. I just went and read the article, and she says she knew it would flop _because the budget was cut at the last minute._ mila, I’m sorry but the budget wasn’t the problem - no amount of money was gonna save this script / premise from itself! haha

@TF2CrunchyFrog

22 күн бұрын

Agreed. They still had a budget for gorgeous costumes and tons of CGI in J.A. But if your movie has a bland main protagonist who seems to be sleepwalking through the story with a disinterested expression (same problem the Twilight movies have) and the script can be pulled apart by a few logical questions, the CGI budget wasnt the issue...

@j.b.5422

20 күн бұрын

@@TF2CrunchyFrog yeah, a lot os hift movies make money, so imore cgi could have helepd

@syberslade3878

19 күн бұрын

@@TF2CrunchyFrog I want to agree but the Twilight franchise was very successful

@maguffintop2596

16 күн бұрын

@@syberslade3878back when zombies were a thing and every actor tried acting like one.

"She barely looks interested" killed me! 🤣🤣🤣

For everyone saying they've never seen/heard of this movie, just know: there is so much insane stuff going on that this video could easily be tripled in length. This doesn't even touch on Jupiter's father being killed by the KGB, the giant lizard men, Caine's 'blacking out and killing royals by instinct' backstory, the third space sibling, or all the weird Oedipus complex vibes from the siblings.

@canadagirl7157

23 күн бұрын

I'd call it more than vibes, she's not technically his mother but he is still basically marrying his mother...and they're both fine with that...

@siddharthnath7917

23 күн бұрын

This can't seriously all be in 1 movie, can it?

@Alyssa-vd3sf

23 күн бұрын

@@canadagirl7157 Fair point. And there's definitely at least an implication that it started back with the actual mother, at least in the case of Eddie Redmayne's character.

@lennierofthethirdfaneofchu7286

23 күн бұрын

@@siddharthnath7917 Yes, it is. Very fast paced bad movie.

@64324037

23 күн бұрын

​@@siddharthnath7917 you must watch it lol

Still love the irony that in Jupiter ASCENDING she just spends the whole movie literally and figuratively falling.

@darasen66

23 күн бұрын

Watching the movie I commented that if she fell one more time we'd have to rename her Lois Lane.

@EmperorSeth

23 күн бұрын

She spends so much time getting kidnapped in her own movie that Princess Peach tells her to give it a rest.

@AchedSphinx

23 күн бұрын

movie best viewed while upside down.

@elfsong713

23 күн бұрын

And ends up in the same exact place where she started.

@robertlee8519

23 күн бұрын

You have to watch it upside down

The bee on the computer monitor in the background. Producer guy is royalty.

@taylorbrecht8049

21 күн бұрын

Only something bee-rosaurusrex would notice

Ryan, you have no idea how long I have been waiting for you to make a pitch meeting about this. It's been years since I watched it but I still can't forget the scene where they use a sanitary pad to stop Channing Tatum from bleeding but use the sticky side of it instead of the absorbent side

@JacekPaszkoAMV

23 күн бұрын

What the actual fuck

@mkultra2456

23 күн бұрын

@@JacekPaszkoAMV What part of "they use a sanitary pad to stop Channing Tatum from bleeding but use the sticky side of it instead of the absorbent side" don't you understand?

@brentgilliam1209

23 күн бұрын

Yes... just yes to this entire comment string.

@arvinroidoatienza7082

23 күн бұрын

​​@@mkultra2456were not women duh. We men don't know how pads work

@donperegrine922

23 күн бұрын

​@@arvinroidoatienza7082 You GOTTA get the string way up inside!

"Teacher says every time a bell rings, a weird dog-man gets his wings back because he had them for unexplained reasons and lost them for other unexplained reasons"

@KhanGarth

23 күн бұрын

That's right, atta boy, weird dog guy who has wings for some strange reason!

@jeffheffner5653

23 күн бұрын

All dogs go to heaven. So.

@sabalghoo

23 күн бұрын

Wow wow wow...

@TheDuckofDoom.

23 күн бұрын

@@sabalghoo Bow wow wow...

@TickleMyResearch

23 күн бұрын

Heard this is ZuZu's voice lol

“Kane got his wings back” “But I thought he was part dog” “Yep, and now he’s got his wings back”

@spritemon98

23 күн бұрын

Brought to you by redbull

@LuisSierra42

23 күн бұрын

He forgot his meds

@Novastar.SaberCombat

23 күн бұрын

Getting your wings back whilst trimming your beard of bees after cleaning toilets for no reason is... ... flight!

@hazukichanx408

23 күн бұрын

Every time a lame abrahamicist loses their crappy denial of critical thinking, an angel falls, and a doggo gets its wings.

@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

23 күн бұрын

He’s from Pegasus.

“The queen has a beard of bees” idk why I found that line utterly hilarious

I can't believe you did a pitch meeting for Jupiter Ascending and didn't even mention the sanitary pad scene! LOL!

@VinceroAlpha

19 күн бұрын

Yeah, after watching this and not the movie at all, I’m glad he left that scene out.🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢

@TheAeris07

16 күн бұрын

Do I even want to know?

:58 "I have no further questions about that" is the single best, most sanity-saving approach to this movie.

@planetslime

23 күн бұрын

I said I got it.

@TheValorism

23 күн бұрын

My fave 'GEEZZZ...those are words!' 😆😆

@christimorgret7818

23 күн бұрын

@TheValorism also an excellent option

@christimorgret7818

23 күн бұрын

@@planetslime this works, too

@pbfoley

22 күн бұрын

Ha! He cut 3 minutes from this video with that line alone

You forgot the part how she is not actually the mother of these siblings but just so happens to have, by pure coincidence, the DNA of their mother. And the in-movie reasoning is that if you take just enough planets and wait for just enough aeons, eventually any possible DNA-code will show up multiple times. And whatever random person just so happens to have the correct DNA by virtue of pure chance, that person is legally the ruler of Earth.

@88Opportunist

23 күн бұрын

The movie is basically saying reincarnation is a thing. As in there are only so many DNA codes that eventually they start recycling.

@ASageCalledQ

23 күн бұрын

LOL

@burritodog3634

23 күн бұрын

i remember the dialogue where they explain they also have the ability to change genetics and create clones but they dont because its dangerous apparently

@cattraknoff

23 күн бұрын

If they were just looking for one gene, maybe. Or maybe like a few key ones. Maybe even a few dozen. Okay. But EVERY SINGLE GENE? The odds against that are beyond astronomical. Even with billions of people there still isn't a reasonable chance of it happening. There still is barely a snowball's chance in hell at best.

@moridin3336

23 күн бұрын

ah yes, the 1000 monkeys w/ 1000 typewriters explanation, but w/ DNA.

1:24 “So then they go see this guy, Stinger, and he’s half bee.” 🤣 What the hell is this??? I’m guessing he likes jazz.

@MGmirkin

21 күн бұрын

Nah, he just goes to the jazz lounge to get buzzed...

@pbj1984

18 күн бұрын

I see what you did there

I always thought the “I love dogs” line looked like they were reading it for the first time off a prompt. She says it with just a little question in her voice. He just gives up, ends the scene and walks off. She follows to say WTF. He turns back and they just stare at each other like they just fully realized what this movie is.

@user-aRb00d3r

20 күн бұрын

😂😂😂 seems true

"Those are words" By far, the best and most coherent summary of this movie i have ever seen.

@MGmirkin

21 күн бұрын

...a lot of words!

"You off your meds again?" Killed me

@TheNinthGenerarion

24 күн бұрын

“Hey shut up dad!”

@leebarbs7176

24 күн бұрын

That & "THOSE ARE MORE WORDS!"

@waywardmind

24 күн бұрын

"shuddup dad"

@utube7930

24 күн бұрын

One time I was off my meds and it killed me too

@positivelynegative9149

23 күн бұрын

Oh no! Did it kill you because you're off your meds? 😲

“I said I have no further questions!” 😂🤣😂

I was really drunk both times that I watched this, and the way I remembered it was, Mila Kunis and a Robot wait in line at the DMV for the entire movie, getting transferred to a different desk every time they get to the counter, for 3 hours. That was the way I remembered it, so I never tried to watch it again, and for years I've just been telling people it was called 'Rings Around Uranus starring Mila Kunis'

Watching a Pitch Meeting for a movie you’ve never heard of is TIGHT!!!

@ninjalectualx

24 күн бұрын

Repeating the same joke on every video is not tight. It's loose

@Mister-Red

24 күн бұрын

​@@ninjalectualxohh loose things are TIGHT!

@thegreatandterrible4508

24 күн бұрын

You have been blessed.

@Kratoctavi0

24 күн бұрын

​@@ninjalectualx Yucking someone's yum is not tight

@carter_lovejoy

24 күн бұрын

I highly recommend watching this with some friends and drinks!

I honestly thought that this movie already had a Pitch Meeting. Definitely one of the best comedies of the last decade!

@utube7930

23 күн бұрын

Hah hah! Laugh at the palpable incompetence of the mega rich! oh snap you paid to see it.

@attila0323

23 күн бұрын

Me too... I was like, isn't there already a PM? Is this a revisited one? No and no.

@carineherman4048

23 күн бұрын

There was a fantastic honest trailer about this movie

@VladRadu-tq1pg

23 күн бұрын

@@utube7930 legit no one i know ever watched this trash nvm paying for it

@psonar

23 күн бұрын

It has a hilarious Honest Trailer that you may be remembering... possibly my favorite! There's a lengthy plot summary where there's a warning at the bottom saying "Actual Plot of the Movie" or something which cracks me up because the plot is just so insane it makes fun of itself.

My daughter spent much of her early childhood writing a movie script involving evil bears and fairies and vampires and stuff. (A "trailer" is at my home page.) Imagine if she somehow later became a famous writer/director with enough power she could dust off that script she finished before she turned 10 and have a studio dump 100 million dollars into it. That's basically Jupiter Ascending for the Wachowski siblings.

@NJGuy1973

18 күн бұрын

When is your daughter going to start a YT channel?

I believe there is nothing more damning to be said about Jupiter Ascending than the fact that Honest Trailers simply narrated the entire plot of the movie and called it a day.

"So you have a movie for me?" "No I have a series of mostly unrelated plot points that might work in sequence..." "Good enough!"

@XENOS_Indie_Game_Dev

23 күн бұрын

sounds written by AI

@impeeratorii

23 күн бұрын

My favorite fan theory is that this was planned as a triolgy, each part focussing on one sibling, but the studio said "No way, were shelling out that much money, make it one movie first and we weill see..." It explains all the loos threads and repititions.

@dsbmitchell

23 күн бұрын

@@impeeratoriiWow, that helps to make so much more sense

02:40 I love how you sync the quote with the dialogue of the actual scene to demostrates that you're not making it up despite how absurd it sounds.

@DescendingVelocity

22 күн бұрын

It was definitely meant to be one of those “so dumb it’s cute” quotes you see in a lot of romance movies, but just turned out to be dumb and desperate sounding lmao

@kevingray4980

21 күн бұрын

He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.”

"hey shut up dad" Well, this explains why he never gets fired. xD

Nowadays I randomly get urge to watch pitch meeting, I come here to watch them and everytime wish to god to bless this channel.

When I watched this movie, I literally had no idea what was going on... the entire time. This pitch meeting exhibits the absurdity of this movie very well lol

@kopf-heldtotalneuro-logisc8479

23 күн бұрын

Accept same feelings here. lol And i am still lost. I just can´t get it - how this movie ever could come to life.

@primmoore6232

23 күн бұрын

Sneak over to *Honest Trailers'* take on this train wreck. He gave up reviewing it, and just told the whole plot. Brilliantly hilarious.

@Novastar.SaberCombat

23 күн бұрын

Try some storytelling that actually DOES make sense. "Diamond Dragons". 🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨

@hazukichanx408

23 күн бұрын

Hearing it described like this, I'm getting those familiar "This started as someone's fanfiction" vibes. Could be an original story, but that general level of narrative ability... where it's really just "This would be cool, so it happens. And that would be cool, so it happens too." Little trace of any kind of red thread or cause-and-effect chains precipitating events, so much as just... a bunch of random stuff all thrown at the viewer until, at some point, it ends. A child's story, of sorts. Not bad, necessarily, but... incongruous.

@-Gorby-

23 күн бұрын

I mean, the movie isn't really that hard to follow, it's just bizarre and silly.

I couldn’t believe this movie WASN’T trying to cram the first three books of an eight part series into one film. Was baffled to find out it was original

@bmanmcfly

23 күн бұрын

IKR, it was a movie with so much potential...

@Templar462

23 күн бұрын

@@bmanmcfly was it? because this honestly sounds like a bender gone horribly wrong, on a work-night, when your script is due the next morning.

@scifiwriter98

23 күн бұрын

The Wachowskis always swing for the fences and sometimes succeed. Not this time.

@G360LIVE

23 күн бұрын

@@Templar462 The story idea has potential. The script needed a Page 1 rewrite though.

@bmanmcfly

23 күн бұрын

@@Templar462 Consider the overall story; a "normal" person in modern day discovers that humanity is really just a small cog in a galaxy (or greater) spanning empire that is using those lives as a commodity for the rulers own benefit, and this normal person happens to hold a status that can overturn that circumstance to save humanity as a whole.... IMO, that's a great premise for a movie or a series of books. I know I've read worse ones. In terms of the execution, when I first watched the movies I chose to ignore those details, but the critique is pretty damn close to spot on. If things had been fleshed out; film 1 the girl finds out about the galactic empire and that she holds a special rank in that empire that she was not aware. Film 2; after discovering the size and scope of the empire, the protagonist tries to stake her claim over the planet she wants to save, but has to deal with the "royal" feud in order to maintain that claim, beating the 2 of 3 weakest siblings. Film 3; Starts with battling the final sibling, then the protagonist gathers forces in order to relinquish the "empires" control over the planet or to destabilize that empire in such a way that it cannot present a threat to the earth for the foreseeable future. Yes, it would hit the brakes on most of the action, but there are many books where the anticipation of the conflict takes up more space than the actual conflicts.

This was one of the funniest pitch meetings in awhile.

I need to see a pitch meeting done on Van Helsing (2004). I like the movie, but I also can see potential for a funny pitch meeting in it.

"Okay, *this is gonna be a weird one.* " Ohhhhhh, you have no idea

@ianitor

23 күн бұрын

Take all the weirdness you can imagine and multiply it by itself.

@daryltester1710

22 күн бұрын

Bee squared?

@ianitor

22 күн бұрын

@@daryltester1710 beads?

"Those are WORDS!" That straight up killed me.😂😂😂

@maboyles90

23 күн бұрын

That may be my new favorite joke! I'm going to try to find a way to use that in real life.

@guyfurman2463

23 күн бұрын

New Canon. The guy playing the producer gets better every time.

It was written as a trilogy by the Wachowski siblings. The studio made them compress it down into 1 movie. That 1 movie was like 2 hours and 40 minutes long, and the studio then made them cut 40 minutes. It could never succeed under those conditions.

"Heyshudupdad" is wild. I'd never😂

"Those are more words!" LMFAO

@harrymills2770

23 күн бұрын

Heh. That was my favorite bit.

This is my new favorite pitch meeting by far, the "this is gonna be a weird one" and "are you off your meds again?" were so perfect

@customerguy8581

23 күн бұрын

Yeah, this was crazy funny. Also the Queen's beard made of bees. I got more laughs out loud out of this one than any other one, and I've seen most of the pitch meetings

@customerguy8581

23 күн бұрын

oh and also Jupiter Jones is a freak killed me

@jimbomacjimbo95

23 күн бұрын

"Hey shaddup dad, so..."

4:26 to 4:34 ...what a missed opportunity to have "sir, I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back on that"

"You off your meds again?" "Hey shut up Dad" 😂😂

Ah yes, the Wachowskis' Rebel Moon. But it's way more fun in a "so bad it's good" way. The line about the bees recognizing all royalty is still one of the most funny unintentional humor I've heard on screen

@thegodofalldragons

23 күн бұрын

Rebel Moon except made by people with talent.

@AchedSphinx

23 күн бұрын

rebel moon without the wheat.

@easolinas1233

23 күн бұрын

Especially since it has absolutely nothing to do with anything. It's just a weird idea the Wachowskis came up with, and for some reason they were allowed to put it in their movie.

@hebat45

23 күн бұрын

Rebel moon without the slow mo, wheat and much better visuals

@mkultra2456

23 күн бұрын

@@AchedSphinx Actually they had the wheat in one scene. Or might have been corn. There was a big field of produce that's for sure.

This has made my week. I have wanted to see a pitch meeting for this for years. Thank you ❤

Probably no one else is old enough to remember this on here, but Jupiter Jones is also the name of one of the Three investigators from Alfred Hitchcock's book series, I read all of them until my friend told me about The Hardy boys and Nancy Drew books, then I read every single book they had, it's been almost 20 years since I've even read The Hardy boys or Nancy Drew.

“Making an original movie with the directors of The Matrix is tight!” “No it’s not.” “Yeah, you’re right.”

@carter_lovejoy

24 күн бұрын

It sucks that the Wachowskis haven’t done anything that lives up to the original Matrix in terms of how grounded, spectacular and revolutionary it was. I guess the best thing they’ve done since the original Matrix was producing and writing the screenplay for V for Vendetta and I’ve heard that Sense8, the show they made on Netflix, is also good. But their track record overall has been very polarizing.

@alm2187

24 күн бұрын

Seems like the potential was there. Maybe they should have stopped going with experimental stuff and focused on what worked in Bound and The Matrix (though perhaps not in the same movie).

@hartthorn

23 күн бұрын

@@carter_lovejoy Ehhh, it's less polarizing and more "those ladies are freaky, and do cool, weird shit." Not a huge fan of how the Matrix trilogy ended, but it was never BAD. Sense8 is weird but an emotional firehose. Even Speed Racer has been getting a larger critical re-evaluation for doing stuff that is honestly amazing if you just stop EXPECTING it to be a different kind of movie. And I'll defend Matrix Resurrections til the day I die. Cloud Atlas is supposed to even be pretty solid if you can get passed the, ya know... weird race make up stuff.

@pacmonster066

23 күн бұрын

​@@carter_lovejoyThe problem with the Wachowskis is they're more interested in subversion of cinema tropes then logically consistent story structure. All of their projects suffer from this problem with their "better" stories mostly grabbing the story structure from other sources. The first Matrix is fundamentally Alice in Wonderland (which the Wachowskis make obvious via the Alice in Wonderland references in the movie). The further they went away from an existing story structure in their projects the worse they got.

@Grasslander

23 күн бұрын

@@hartthorn "Ladies"? LOL Oh yeah, I forgot. U.S. leftists know they must pretend to believe whatever the clique of media owners shove down their throat. Otherwise you are targeted at work. I guess the cowardice carries over to the internet too. Carry on.

I can't believe this isn't a revisited but a new video

@monmothma3358

23 күн бұрын

Yeah, especially since he's talking about the Queen of England

@vanderful2397

23 күн бұрын

@@monmothma3358 When the movie was pitched she was still alive

@kityhawk2000

23 күн бұрын

​@vanderful2397 being still alive is tight especially if you're singing the song from Portal

@SageWon-1aussie

23 күн бұрын

Took a while to figure out how this might have been pitched. Successfully, I mean.

@monmothma3358

23 күн бұрын

@@vanderful2397 True 😄

I love ALL Pitch Meeting videos!!!! ❤

"Are you off your meds again?" LOL!!

Jupiter Ascending was the best, longest, and only commercial I've ever seen for air skates.

"Feeding off the life essence of humans is tight!" Is absolutely something a big studio executive would say.

This is one of my favorite honest trailers and now one of my favorite pitch meetings.

I genuinely thought this movie was a dream I had until I saw that Ryan had made a pitch meeting of it

New pitch meetings for old movies are tight

@raiseer

23 күн бұрын

Yes. I'm still waiting for "In the name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale".

The new Pitch every week is 100% the best part of KZread.

@WuSezer

23 күн бұрын

It's every two weeks though.

OH! I've been waiting for this!

Love your videos! Please do a pitch meeting for Southland Tales!!! It'll be super easy! Barely an inconvenience. I am going to comment this for as long as you make these, until you make it. I will never give up. This is my seventy-seventh attempt.

@s1nnocense

21 күн бұрын

it's not big enough.

Oh my goodness, I forgot about this one. I remember wondering how a life of cleaning toilets prepares you for parkour on a crumbling space station.

@stevekirkpatrick1612

24 күн бұрын

That's what you get for never cleaning your toilet.

@dcmbassi

24 күн бұрын

@@stevekirkpatrick1612 🤣🤣🤣

@my0p1n10nst1nks

23 күн бұрын

Hey, shut up lol😊

@Novastar.SaberCombat

23 күн бұрын

"Becuzz!"

@derpmang5539

23 күн бұрын

Because, as any toilet cleaner will tell you, you are gonna go through a lot of shit!

My favorite part was "Are you off your meds again?" "Hey shut up dad!"

@RetroBlockade

23 күн бұрын

New pitch meeting lore dropped

@rcschmidt668

23 күн бұрын

An instant classic!

@reezlaw

23 күн бұрын

I hadn't even noticed "dad" hahaha

"The dog got his wings back".....credits on the fever dream.

Thanks for reading my mind and doing this one!

With a dog-man in there, I feel like there was a missed opportunity for a "bow-wow-wow-wow... wow" joke. (Seriously though, great job as always!)

@SageWon-1aussie

23 күн бұрын

That would be a truly awesome joke. 👍😎

@gnocchidokey

23 күн бұрын

He's gonna be pissed he didn't do this.

@katherineb5872

23 күн бұрын

Omg that would have been such a cute joke!!

@pauladame6310

23 күн бұрын

​@@gnocchidokey More than just an inconvenience feeling for him for sure

@AudioPerplex

23 күн бұрын

hahaha, good point.

"Those sure are some words!" Never before have I found a way to perfectly explain how I feel whenever I hear a character drop fictional lore

His delivery of “those are more words!” had me choking

The discriptions are amazing! how did i miss those for so long 😂😅

I honestly feel like you could answer a good chunk of the questions that Producer Guy might have just by having Screenwriter Guy say, “I’m here on behalf of the Wachowskis.” I feel like that would clear most things up about how… out there this movie is.

@tehweh8202

24 күн бұрын

Ah... was the movie "directed" by them?

Great pitch meeting! Another corollary issue with the ending is that, in addition to other planets still being harvested, when Jupiter eventually dies (from old age or otherwise) ownership of Earth will transfer to someone else who might then harvest everyone. Perhaps she could write some kind of space will of her own to leave the planet to another Earthling, but there is no indication that she has done so or even intends to

@easolinas1233

23 күн бұрын

Well, she's not very bright. I mean, at the end of the movie she's queen of the whole planet and happily cleaning toilets. She really doesn't have good decision-making skills.

"That's more words" is a great way to describe this movie.

Man the writing was so sharp on this one RG! Well done.

I love it when you guys just make pitch meetings about movies made years ago.

@F-sj7cu

23 күн бұрын

He just had a kid and is using banked Pitch Meetings. Give him a break.

@10base-teaparty97

23 күн бұрын

@@F-sj7cu I don't think they meant it sarcastically. A lot of fans really like it when some random unexpected movie pops up.

When this thumbnail popped up, I left a meeting early just so I could watch this to get some confirmation that this movie was absolutely insane.

@rumo1086

23 күн бұрын

I had purged this movie from my memory. When I saw the thumbnail I said "ohh shiiiiit" and I flashed back to cringing in agony for an hour and a half when I had watched it

@tarron3237

23 күн бұрын

You mean insanely bad, right?

@EntropyKC

23 күн бұрын

This is without question the most perplexed I have been after a pitch meeting. Even Moonfall was less stupid by the looks of things. Interesting that films named after celestial bodies either falling or rising are completely mad.

@emorsi

23 күн бұрын

And I remember the trailer being somehow exiting so I really looked forward to it. And then the movie reviews were so bad, so overwhelming bad, that I decided not to watch it. I think this was the right decision.

@DocTheHawk

23 күн бұрын

​@EntropyKC it's actually a good movie. Written by and directed by the same people as the Matrix.

Love the 'i dont believe you' phrase from the face off pitch meeting^^ Glad it got another chance to shine

Love it! Would you do a Tarantino Film next? Like, Once Upon a time in Hollywood?

This entire movie sounds like a fever dream

@ianitor

23 күн бұрын

It’s worse And better 😅

@CorePathway

23 күн бұрын

Ayahuasca

@dawnfire82

23 күн бұрын

Well, the writers are literally insane, so...

@skylarmccune9242

23 күн бұрын

…or an acid trip 😳

@naamadossantossilva4736

23 күн бұрын

That is what happens when you inject hormones your body isn't ready for.

Producer Guy’s face at 1:46 when he said “You off your meds again?” had me rolling.

YES!!! YES!!!! YES!!!!! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!! After years begging for this pitch meeting, it finally happened!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH

Pitch meeting is the best channel ever

@MGmirkin

21 күн бұрын

Honest Trailers is right up there...

"those are more words!". Gotta love the enthusiasm.😂

finallyyyy❤i had been waiting for this one😂😂

Many excellent comebacks from both parties.

1:05 "I said I got it." You do, sir. You do indeed got it.

This is the first time I could see Producer Guy at the end just saying “No. No, we’re not doing this one. “

@Novastar.SaberCombat

23 күн бұрын

You're giving PG waaayyy too much credit. Errr, I mean Producer DAD. 😂

@MGmirkin

21 күн бұрын

And then, "...Aww, c'mon dad!? Even if I get the Wachowski Brothers??" "Okay, but only if you get the Wachowski Brothers..." **12 months later** "I got the Wachowski Sisters!" **Producer Guy stares...** **Pitch Guy stares...** **Producer Guy stares...** **Pitch Guy stares...** "...ohh, okay. FINE!!"

This is the one movie I always wanted Pitch Meetings to cover haha. 😂 Its so batshit insane

I finally watched that movie. Thank you Ryan G

Naming your lead character after one of Alfred Hitchcock's Three Investigators is tight.

@seeschwalbe

23 күн бұрын

The movie would have been ten times better with the original Jupiter Jones as the lead tbh. Wouldn't even have hurt the plot, as there is no plot.

@PhilBagels

23 күн бұрын

YES! I was wondering if anyone besides me recognized the name Jupiter Jones! Also, it should be noted that Jupiter has been an exclusively male name for at least a few thousand years. The "-piter" part of the name literally means "father".

@realbeefcastle

23 күн бұрын

They should’ve named her Bob Andrews or Pete Crenshaw. Missed opportunity.

This movie makes me really appreciate that Iron Man never really "skated" around on the jets.

@CaptHayfever

23 күн бұрын

On the other hand, Shadow the Hedgehog.

@wilcee238

23 күн бұрын

He did a little in the first movie.

@gregelsnic2545

23 күн бұрын

Thank goodness they didn't include the skates from the older Iron Man comics.

“Didn’t you say he was part dog?” “Yep! And now he’s got his wings back” Amazing how I’ve watched hundreds of these and you’ve still got it, whatever it is

Best pitch meeting this year!!!

I have seen this movie and could not have told you any of the plot, other than i remember space was involved. This pitch meeting, besides being very funny, is a much better use of your time than trying to watch the original.

'Well he got his wings back' 'I thought he was part dog' 'Jup, and now he got his wings back'

I actually cracked up at "Hey shut up dad"

This guy’s out here making all kinds of quality content!

_”Those are words?!”_ 🤣

“You off your meds again?” 😭🤣🤣

Your breakdown of the movie was hilarious and spot-on. The lime of events in this plot really doesn’t add up.

great episode

My favorite part of the movie was actually Jupiter Descending. The visual of when they first enter Jupiter's atmosphere was pretty amazing for its time. Also her wedding dress was beautiful.

@mkultra2456

23 күн бұрын

Yeah say what you will, those space effects were good. The base in the hole on Jupiter was TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT!

"I thought he was part dog?!?" "YEP and now he's got his *wings* back!" God! when you put it like that xD I love this movie but yeah it was freaking goofy.

@Burevix

23 күн бұрын

Part bird dog.