John Thick may be slow, but he's deadly... to a buffet table.

@ThatSlayerguy

Жыл бұрын

His finisher move is seating on your face and Suffocating you to death 😂😂😂

@foxfox7372

Жыл бұрын

😂

@kangsate3459

Жыл бұрын

They changed the title right? I remember it just john thicc

@Valkyrie_Hietel

Жыл бұрын

​@@ThatSlayerguy he makes you the chair

@TheWutangclan1995

Жыл бұрын

And the chairs. I can hear the creaking from a mile away.

If Seagal didn't take himself too serious, he could've been a great comedy actor 😂

@krux02

Жыл бұрын

there is Steven Seagal as Cock Puncher in the Onion movie.

@abcron3788

Жыл бұрын

It's because he takes it so serious that it's so funny

@humann5682

Жыл бұрын

Very true. His classic Mountain Dew commercial from the 90s showed he actually had some comic timing.

@marTn3

Жыл бұрын

He is friends with a terror leader

@supernothing77

Жыл бұрын

fuur Real!

Seagal shooting and sitting while moving with his chair has to be the greatest piece of cinema ever created! That shit cracks me up 😂

@neonovalis

Жыл бұрын

there is one movie with Segal where he does kung fu (kinda of) fighting while sitting in an office chair (only a fraction of that fight is in this John Thick video) .... also hilarious.

@Vincent_Beers

Жыл бұрын

Watch his movie "Out for a Kill" it's from that and longer.

@TheDalinkwent

8 ай бұрын

Him using his feet to propel the chair and himself forward is the funniest shit ive seen in awhile.

@valvenator

8 ай бұрын

I actually had a hard time figuring out what's real vs. staged.

@4saken404

6 ай бұрын

Yeah that had me DYING. Even more since that's apparently from one of his actual movies. It's a good thing I don't have roommates because I was laughing pretty hysterically at that for a good minute. 😅

The shot at 0:36 of him wheeling through the shootout scene is brilliant.

@AnthonyKravitz

Жыл бұрын

The real armchair warrior.

@LulzRoyce

7 ай бұрын

Duded its even worse when you realize its CGI, of him in a chair. Even the CGI team was like, yeah I can't make this look realistic if he stands.

I'm really glad you included both of those moments when he needlessly transitioned his firearms from one hand to the other lol

@Jm-ki4su

Жыл бұрын

Yo, you forgot to include the moment where he transitions from white to native American

@ge2719

Жыл бұрын

Well technically its not completely pointless. When youre going around a corner you want to have a rifle in the opposite hand so its against the shoulder furthest from the corner so you can aim at the corner without your whole head sticking out around the corner. He just did it extremely awkwardly.

@maybetoby

Жыл бұрын

@@ge2719 We've used him as an example in what not to do in firearms training.

@UncensoredChristian

Жыл бұрын

I love how he kept his finger on the trigger when swapping hands with the pistol.

@lovescarguitar

Жыл бұрын

​@@ge2719 There are better ways to transition & see around corners than to waste time changing hands.....

MASTERPIECE the cinematography, the acting, the music and the CHAIR the story the set (chef kiss)

@VariantAEC

Жыл бұрын

The part where it was shattered in pieces as Mr. Thick reminisces about it... I cried!

@no-prophet

Жыл бұрын

The CHAIR is worthy of an Oscar.

@alanlawrence2954

Жыл бұрын

That chair may be wooden, but not half as wooden as Seagal... I cried, for that broken chair.

@maksymilianziele28

Жыл бұрын

Return of the king of all action movies! The chair proves that the most.

@holliswilliams8426

Жыл бұрын

please stop kissing your fingers

The fact that no one has mentioned how genius “The Last Stand” is hurts me. Truly incredible marketing 😂

@slamdunktiger

5 ай бұрын

I'm not joking when I say this: I would go to cinema to see Steven Seagal recreate the entire John Wicky movie while fighting sitting down.

@randomgrinn

7 ай бұрын

I am totally bored of movies. That one would be great fun.

@iam_blitz_

6 ай бұрын

John Wicky made me chuckle

@orlovskyconsultinggbr2849

5 ай бұрын

Me too this would be hilarious

John Thick doesn't need a bulletproof suit. His body fat percentage is high enough to repel any attack. 😂

@SimRacingPakistan

Жыл бұрын

Bohahahahaa 😂😢😅

@professorx3060

Жыл бұрын

​@@Kiss4cooper But if he runs he dies

@GiacomoSorbi

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention repel every woman who he does not pay handsomely to have around.

@SuperDutyDave

Жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA

@usernamemykel

Жыл бұрын

Outrageous BMI and toupee!

I can't believe you actually got the real Steven Seagal for the running scene - no one could fake that running style!

@wasifchowdhury2004

Жыл бұрын

funny thing is that they actually tried to do the run irl but it was so hard that they instead used CGI to simulate the arms flailing

@nSRemedy

7 ай бұрын

1 of his many stunt doubles. He uses them for walking and standing too!

@dave7830

6 ай бұрын

Reminds me of a goose running

@Carlixyz

5 ай бұрын

God 😂 I’m still laughing every time I see it, time and time again 😂

Him wheeling around on the computer chair was absolute gold. 🤣

Its almost like Keanu and Seagul are the exact opposite in talent, charisma, ethics, and skill.

@iammrbadguy9706

9 ай бұрын

It is funny, because Lionsgate produces movies of both of them. But while John Wick nearly became a straight to video movie, the talent put in by everyone involved meant that it would become a hit. And it did, because if you have something good, something that is fun and dare I say inspirering, it doesn´t matter how many obstacles are in the way. Like the fact they didn´t even get permitts to shoot the action driving scenes for the first movie. Meanwhile Seagal has movies that could in theory be decent, not good but decent action movies, even though they are recycled of other movies´ ideas, one can´t deny that it is kind of like watching a sequel:" The same stuff again, but rearranged". But what hinders Seagal in becoming a good actor, and his movies to become decent action movies(they can be decent and still straight to video, art is art if it is, no matter how prestigeous it may be) is lazyness. There is this joke that the only way his movies could have a use for anyone would be for money laundering, but if you think about it, it is hard to see why anyone would want to write a script for a movie, that is only finished to 20 percent, and then act in it, and then not even put effort into acting. Even with someone like Schwarzenegger, who can act sometimes but is no Robert Di Niro, you see he tries hard. With Seagal, he doesn´t. Then the stupidity of the movies, movie can get away with being unrealistic, like fast and furious two, but they have to immerse the watched into believing that whatever happens on screen makes sense in the world of the movie. With Seagal, the rules of the movie world are set up, and not followed. Which is why, noone cares for the characters achievments, because they don´t mean anything. Then, the thing John Wick does really good, the action. Even if someone finds the plot idiotic(it may be simplistic, but it isn´t idiotic), the hand to hand fight scenes are top notch, and the most realistic out of all the John Wick movies. The gun fight scenes are realistic too, and even though Keanu improved throughout the movies, especially with John Wick 3, in his first outing as the character he already handles guns in a believeable manner, so we buy John Wick as a former hitman, who didn´t sissy around and was IN the action. Seagal on the other hand, not only violates almost all(if not all, but I can´t be bothered to watch his movies fully)firearm safety rules and behaves in such a way, that everybody understands that he has no clue how to even hold a gun, which is even more funny, because an actual veteran taught him for a lot of his straight to dvd movies, and he tries to hold them similar to how Keanu holds them, but fails miserably. But that is still better than his fighting, which while his gun fu is bad, atleast some roles he plays he is a normal person, so him no knowing how to hold a gun in an action scenario makes sense. But him "winning" with his waddeling around and bitch slapping of the enemy, breaks the last bit of believeability that his movies have. Even if they were a carricatur of modern hollywood, noone would use a human bean bag for action scenes, atleast if the human bean bag can´t fight. Because if Keanu Reeves was shaped like Steven Seagal, he would have massive problems fighting, because he would be a massive target with little muscles , but he could still do some impressive shit, because he is a really, really proficient fighter, and could overcome those obsticles. Meanwhile Seagal in Keanus body, that is slim but with muscles, would loose against a lot of fighters. Admittedly, Seagal does know some little Akido, but I think that he would be so unfocused, that anybody able to take a punch still have a 50/50 chance to beat him, if the have luck. If someone knows a deeper-going martial art, or even akido themselves, or even just how to do a basic jab(if strong enough), they would win 9/10 times. And I hate to say that, because Seagal could have become a good fighter. Not necassarly the same level as Jean Claude Van Damm or Keanu Reeves, but good enough to not be a total cringe fest. If then he had the talent to laugh at himself and collaborate with other action stars, like Van Damm, he could still be making pretty good movies, and maybe if he worked on his acting he could have become an actor that accasionly has good movies. But because of his narcism he dug himself into the hole, where noone takes him serious, and the only "fan" he has that actually knows fighting sports is Jean Claude Van Damm, partly I imagine out of pity, but mainly because Jean Claude Van Damm actually wants to give Seagal a chance and is a pretty cool guy towards Seagal. Meanwhile Seagal tries to shittalk him every opportunity, but only shows that he is a low cow. And Van Damm compliments Seagal, but indirectly shows, that Seagal defiently is too heavy to fight.

@psychopathgaming.-bv3tt

8 ай бұрын

I AIN'T READING ALLAT!

@iammrbadguy9706

8 ай бұрын

@@psychopathgaming.-bv3tt TLDR: There are S.W.A.T guys that are impressed with Reeves gun handling and fighting abilities, and even Putin doesn´t want to be associated with Seagal.

@psychopathgaming.-bv3tt

8 ай бұрын

Alr thank you@@iammrbadguy9706

@Akmed_Ehren

8 ай бұрын

all of that plus matters of basic human decency, credibility, work ethic, the law, hair, weight management, IQ, will power, dressing and acting casual, hygiene, useful skills, actually knowing a martial art, employing a useful martial art and of course the ancient ways of not being a dipshit.

Been a while since the last time Steven Seagal worked on such a high budget production.

@professorx3060

Жыл бұрын

High buffet production

@brunojosuequifanda3733

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@cantatanoir6850

Жыл бұрын

The recent movies of his have gone straight to audio

@SKhandleYT

8 ай бұрын

Hi chair

@SKhandleYT

7 ай бұрын

*high

Now I genuinely want to watch a full length Steven seagal movie.- only if corridor makes it.

@drewzalo

Жыл бұрын

Under Siege 1/2 is good

@renslo689

Жыл бұрын

@@drewzalo also Above the Law, most of his early 90s stuff was cool

@0g0dn0

Жыл бұрын

@@renslo689 Back in the days when he occasionally stood up.

@jayH325

Жыл бұрын

Haha yeah. Under siege 1&2 are good. Also, executive decision, where seagal doesn’t just stand but he flies out of the plane (and dies) early in the movie.

@drewzalo

Жыл бұрын

@@jayH325 he was still relevant when that came out, surprised he signed on for that. Maybe the pay was good.

Even when they tried to parody the poorly imposed helmet shot, it looked great. Man you guys are so so talented!!!

@dimvoly

Жыл бұрын

They know their source material

@TheKing-uu7jn

6 ай бұрын

It looks even better than how Seagal’s face was CGIed into a motorcycle man’s helmet in China Salesman

One of the funniest things I've ever seen when Segal was popping off while scuttling around in an office chair. Can't remember last time I laughed so hard.

@LukeLovesRose

9 ай бұрын

Then the way he ran... with his pants falling down.... LMAO

Props for highlighting Steven’s adopted black voice, ever since Glimmer Man he’s considered himself a brother. The “yeah, I’m thinking I’m black” line is pure gold

@krux02

Жыл бұрын

Is that the new "transraceal" trend, where more and more people identify themself as another race that they weren't born with?

@Hanibul_Lecktor

Жыл бұрын

That's not a black voice, that's his Louisiana Bayou accent. He picked that up when he was decided to be a cop. Just sayin...

@maurenovick

Жыл бұрын

I thought that's what he said🤣🤣🤣

@MrBigB

Жыл бұрын

@@Hanibul_Lecktor he changed accents in between talking to people in that show he did

@Hanibul_Lecktor

Жыл бұрын

@Mr Big B you remember? Was crazy seeing him with a 44" waist and Cajun accent. I thought it was a skit, fake etc...Nah, that was real !!! Haha good times

This is incredible. Id pay a gold coin to see 118 more minutes.

@Reacher_2215

Жыл бұрын

Seagal only does 90 minutes LOL

@aussiewanderer6304

Жыл бұрын

​@@Reacher_2215 still more time than Pedro Pascal on set!

@pv-mm2or

Жыл бұрын

@@Reacher_2215 Yer 90 minutes stretched out over 12 monthly instalments!!😂and a years supply of Ben and Jerrys chocolate chip ice cream😂

@Reacher_2215

Жыл бұрын

@@pv-mm2or and a mandatory trip to the strip club with every movie shoot

@hamzaahmad1345

Жыл бұрын

@@Reacher_2215 80 of them are just copy paste clips.

That CG Seagal with a slight exaggeration of his weird run and the ass crack hanging out nearly killed me. 🤣🤣🤣

Knowing Seagal, he probably took credit for this trailer and said he made it

Steven will definitely see this, and that amuses me greatly.

@fionnbarrcasey5247

Жыл бұрын

and it’s even more amusing that he will genuinely be offended, whilst also arguing why he’d be John Wick 🤣

@Shiffo

Жыл бұрын

/Imagine Steven Seagal receiving texts from friends aboutt he new trailer for his new movie John Thick

@powerhouse884

Жыл бұрын

HE WILL SUE for using is thickness

@TotallyRealistic

Жыл бұрын

@@fionnbarrcasey5247 No, why he'd be _better_ than John Wick.

@phily78

Жыл бұрын

He moved to Russia. He has no friends. He doesn't watch KZread. He will have no way of knowing lol

The gun transition from right to left hand is absolutely hilarious!

@anton_c8gur

Жыл бұрын

lololol

@clockwork204

Жыл бұрын

It's actually a thing though. Just don't know how good he did it, since I'm not trained.

@vencislavgynev8282

Жыл бұрын

​@@clockwork204 I am( military guy myself) and you are right, the transition from to another hand is a real technique and actually very useful, if you do it right. The thing is, he is not doing it right. He his technique is sloppy, slow and just not right.

@anupv63

Жыл бұрын

​@@vencislavgynev8282 he's 70 year old

@mjhnstn

Жыл бұрын

@@vencislavgynev8282 Im also pretty sure your not suppose to do it every 5 seconds, enemy literally running at him and hes just changing grips.

"Wunz habbanormu skunform tubin theyu kinta kehi malbo weigh buhway fermawer" I think the sheer insight of this genius phrase gave me existential crisis. A true inspiration to us all.

This trailer is already better than Steven Seagal’s entire film career.

@malealoy5622

Жыл бұрын

you definitely missed Submerged

“People keep asking if I’m fat. Yeah I’m thinking I’m fat.”

@Confucius_Says...

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971

7 ай бұрын

"Yeah. I'm thinking I'm black."

Bro the way he ran 😂😂😂😂

@Simigema

Жыл бұрын

You can slip a cookie in there

@superbadisfunmy

Жыл бұрын

​@@Simigemastop it 😂😂

@Mitch_Conner75926

Жыл бұрын

Steering a fucking pirate ship 😂

@YoloTub3

Жыл бұрын

Hes doing the thug shaker

@vimalmannapurath9651

Жыл бұрын

Like an ostrich..

John Thick: I saw him once eat 3 full pizzas in a bar with ramen. John Wick: I saw him once kill three men in a bar with a pen.

The last time I flew, they showed a Steven Seagal movie on the plane. Half the audience walked out.

Gives "you run, you die" a whole new meaning

0:36 is the greatest thing I have ever seen outside of a bar in Thailand

@imthebestthingsinceslicedr5400

Жыл бұрын

Watch as this gazzelle runs with his hands flailing 😂

@connordorman117

Жыл бұрын

Corridor confirms they used you to go through his movies, this is all because of your sacrifice!

@dirtyharry1881

8 ай бұрын

You should be a special guest of honour in this. And your comment should be pinned.

@kainholden2001

2 ай бұрын

Why am I not surprised to find SpaceIce here? Lol 😂

@Fletchgetslost

2 ай бұрын

I’m glad I found SpaceIce here 😂

Steven Seagal would be a legend if he would actually see & appreciate the humor.. and to also make a movie fully about parodying himself.

@crosslink1493

8 ай бұрын

He is a legend . . . in his own mind. 😁

@davidallen3774

7 ай бұрын

The Unbearable Weight of Enormous Ego. Starring Steven Frederick Seagal.

@zrvnz1657

7 ай бұрын

He is a great actor already

0:59 cracks me up everytime.

The Chair deserves an Oscar. Such a moving performance!

@Nanaten

Жыл бұрын

I gave it a standing ovation 👏👏👏

@simonfernandes6809

Жыл бұрын

It deserves an Oscar for its supporting role.

Him rolling around in his chair shooting people jad me dying. Lol.

@Victimesty

Жыл бұрын

Not only that, he had done a fight scenes sitting down. Not even joking.

@Mitch_Conner75926

Жыл бұрын

@@Victimesty I’d say the bulk of his movies have fight scenes from a chair it’s hilarious

We really need to have this made. Only so Space Ice can make a video tearing it a new one.

@Confucius_Says...

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Fantastic work! Love the jokes about him always sitting and his super strange run.

hahah this was insanely well done. The part where he's running and it cuts to the back with his pants low 🤣🤣🤣

This is insanely good! I’m falling out of my *chair* laughing at this!

@RodrigoRenzo

Жыл бұрын

are you ok?

@flameguy8025

Жыл бұрын

@@RodrigoRenzo the chair’s fine, I asked it

@bradhuku8257

Жыл бұрын

The chair they broke lol

@simonfernandes6809

Жыл бұрын

So long as you're not falling out of John Thick's chair...

@dvdbox360

Жыл бұрын

😂 irony

glad you had the more in shape and completely different looking body double. thats my favorite Seagal trope

That chair scene is wild asf his legs got crying n laughing for real 😂😂😂

The but crack cracked me up but not as much as the face replacement in the helmet IN CLOSE UP!!! Hilarious. This is art!

@Corksy

Жыл бұрын

Having watched all the VFX artists react episodes, I understood that reference

@SovietMarmalade

Жыл бұрын

Im pretty sure the face replacement thing was just straight up footage from one of his movies and not a thing done by Corridor. Which is honestly funnier in hindsight.

@HenkJanBakker

Жыл бұрын

@@SovietMarmalade I saw the 'making of' after this and... they did the comp. They replaced his face. But competently.

@SovietMarmalade

Жыл бұрын

@@HenkJanBakker aahh, right right. Haven't seen the BTS vid yet. One of Seagal's movies *does* have scenes where they just comped his face onto the helmet of the stunt driver. Is them doing this referenced in the BTS? its one of the funniest things ever haha

@jonathangrafton4016

Жыл бұрын

@@SovietMarmalade Yes.

"I'm thinkin im black" killed me

The special effects in this are better than actual Segal films

You know that giggling noise you make when you want to laugh but it just comes out as little sniffs. I just did a lot of those.

🤣""and he did it all...sitting down" and his running had me dying

I was very close to laughing when I saw Seagal in the chair at the museum just scooting his feet along shooting people 😆

That plumbers crack while he's running...LOL Genius!!!!

"let me tac/tank up... (on the whiskey)" ... awesome..😁😁😁

John Thick was in every scene in that franchise movie but still somehow managed to end up on the editors cutting room floor; he also choreographed every fight and action scene in the movie where he re-used all the techniques he taught Bruce Key; he also organised funding for the movie from his best friend Vlad Putrid and managed to get very favourable terms as well in exchange for land in Russian speaking regions of the USA; and is now waiting for his Oscar Nomination for Best Bullsh!tter, Make Believe Artist and All Round Badguy to his fans (if they ever existed).

@panachevitz

Жыл бұрын

Greatest. Comment. Ever. Bruce Key, lol!

@__________01

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@xeaon26cz

Жыл бұрын

I found what I was looking for 😂

More effort went into making this trailer than Steven Segal's entire filmography.

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should" - behind the scene of making this monstrosity

Absolutely hilarious! And seriously well done. You guys are really good!

John Thick: Gravy Seal. Order those tickets now guys!!

If you could have worked in Weird Al Yankovic’s “Fat” this trailer would have been perfect!

"John Thick may not stand often, but when he does... His joints creak." "Baaaaaaaaam"-sound from trombones. "John Thick, in a cinema near you".

Please do everything you can to make this a full length movie, I'd pay to see it lol love this.

"You run you die" with the graphics of his heart almost exploding was amazing.

I'd pay to see Steven Seagal's reaction to this

@fionnbarrcasey5247

Жыл бұрын

he’d be offended, and claim that he’s more badass than John Wick if he were a real person😂😂😂

@Christian-rn1ur

Жыл бұрын

@@fionnbarrcasey5247 Fortunatley I don't think Steven Seagal is a real person

man i cant stop laughing with the running scene you people are unbelievable , thank you

This looks hilarious. I'd definitely buy a ticket if it came out as a action comedy

If Space Ice saw this, I wonder what his reaction would be?

John Thicc is the character we didnt deserve, but needed. What a time to be alive

@hecker3396

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

@blazenthunder3165

Жыл бұрын

why and how i dont get it where did you come from you're everywhere WTF

@tedthecat238

Жыл бұрын

Separate people doing it

@nachgeben

Жыл бұрын

Segal ain't thicc, he's just thick.

@MadCityVL

Жыл бұрын

@@blazenthunder3165 tbh I’m not sure, but I’m fairly positive it’s a bot

this is way too good for what it is. this is actually insane

Are you back? Seagal: yeah I think I'm black

🤣 Damn you did him dirty with that runing scene. I love it!😂

Oh my god this is brutal, theres nothing better than people ripping on the seagull

This is absolutely fantastic, omg! Excellent, hilarious, and on-point.

I love the added slurping sound after the "lemme tac up"

You know, when you put it like this, it really does feel like a Steven Segal led film.

Okay, now we need a full movie

Awesome job. My favourite part of Seagal using a gun is he blinks with each shot, lol. Keep it up guys.

This needs to be brought to Tom Segura's attention immediately!!

@gemery101

Жыл бұрын

Yes... yes, it does. I've been sitting in chairs for like 85 years...

@DookyShoes1

8 ай бұрын

That chair's called a scooty - scoot scoot scoot scoot

I like how he closes his eyes when he shoots lol

There's a video of Rob Schneider telling a story he heard from a writer. Seagal comes out of his trailer: -I just read the greatest script I've ever read in my life. -Really ? Who wrote it ? -I did.

Those chair scenes...mind blown. Even better than the flailing, mumbling and flinching scenes.

I love this, and I loved the making of it. I just wish their was more. I know you've moved on, and there are other projects, but if this were a "mini-series", consisting of a half hour to an hour's worth of 5/10/15 minute episodes, I wouldn't be disappointed. It's hilarious & perfect.

That chair museum shootout killed me hahaha

I’d unironically watch this

loved the shooting from the chair bit

I'm not gonna hop over there , but that made my entire day ....I really needed that guys ....awesome 😂😂😂😂

This had me in stitches, funniest thing I've seen in ages. Well done guys!

I'm impressed with the chairs acting performance, he should be casted in a next action movie.

The run with flailing arms had me rolling.

Gone Thick does not just rolls his enemies, he fat rolls his enemies.

That butt crack kills me 😂😂😂

If only these enemies could weaponize a set of stairs...

"Once ???? is confirmed being in there you can take him out but wait for my word."

His little feet paddling in the chair, omg, I can't. 🤣

God I love John Thivk

Corridor won't ever run out of ideas, will they?

:)))))))))))) THAT WAS FANTASTIC. I had such a laugh :)))) Him moving with that chair underneath is....perfect.

Space Ice must see this if he hasn't yet!

RIP Lance Reddick

Man, i have just watched a video about Steven Seagal just for fun, and then corridor uploads a Steven Segal John Wick mashup

The way he handles guns infuriates me let me check this corner by flipping my gun side to side. Yall did an amazing job this was hilarious

You need to more videos like this...excellent!

Space Ice wept

I would love to see a whole Steven Seagal movie made by Corridor Crew with the most bizarre plot and sloppy action scenes ever 😆

This is dope, well done on honoring Sensei

“Let me tack up” is now my favorite movie quote.