Somehow they know what's going on in your personal life while you're driving! John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com
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@WatchMyToilet3 жыл бұрын
The whole video’s volume: 3/10 The last 10 seconds: so this is what it’s like to be deaf.
@colinburley5840
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr, almost died, jumped to the moon
@timothythegirl
3 жыл бұрын
lol , totally
@elizabethm9384
3 жыл бұрын
I by accident turned it up to loud.... the moon was now my home
@firestar1048
3 жыл бұрын
So I came to see if anyone else was complaining about the low volume. Thank you for the warning, I am now prepared. :)
@kkscorner6557
3 жыл бұрын
Scared me to death!
@nataliepowers80023 жыл бұрын
I love the idea of finishing your sentences with song lyrics 😂
@spunkyflunkrdoodle4673 жыл бұрын
When I was 2 my mom took me to Walmart and I just sat in the cart singing “All I know is I’m not home yet, this is not where I belong” at the top of my lungs 😂
@wandacable3739
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tylero7158
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@thatotherdebra1834
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@ednutter7653
3 жыл бұрын
A fitting song for Walmart... Just like U2's "I still haven't found what I'm looking for", that was playing one day in Walmart.
@thatotherdebra1834
3 жыл бұрын
@@ednutter7653 Good one! 😁
@FirstNameLastName-pg3pi3 жыл бұрын
YOOOO!!!! THAT OUTRO SCARED THE LIFE OUTTA ME MAN
@masonpetrov2716
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the heads up. Lol
@clarity2517
3 жыл бұрын
When you know it's coming and it still makes you jump 😂
@konodiavoloda8326
3 жыл бұрын
Your comment saved me. The outro was 5 seconds ahead.
@ashleystenzel4856
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@makaylafoley6213
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@chloeahey3 жыл бұрын
Christian tiktokers please make a mashup of “no ones gonna know” with “he knows”
@08fighter08
2 жыл бұрын
That’s a good one.
@tiab8310
2 жыл бұрын
Yes!!
@Steef123 жыл бұрын
RIP Ears when the tour dates and music come on at the end way louder...
@p0larY3ti
3 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing. My ears still hurt.
@DS-zo8xs
3 жыл бұрын
Omg I thought I was gonna be ready for it after reading this comment. I was not.
@rebeccac.5823
3 жыл бұрын
I somehow literally didn't understand what you said until the end and yeaaah, I'm gonna be deaf for the next 5 minutes.
@victoriaa.5649
3 жыл бұрын
Omd, it just came out of nothin🥲
@MeOhMyOh2324
3 жыл бұрын
I wish I had read the comments first! 😩
@BAHBDL3 жыл бұрын
Note to Editor: Audio Balancing is your friend. On other news I know my heart works and I don't need a pacemaker 🤣
@thatotherdebra1834
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@errorcode503
2 жыл бұрын
Was scrolling through the comments whilst listening to the audio and read this one and thought to myself "what's this guy on about, the audio balance is fine". Then it got to the end and i got quite the shock, made me jump and now I have burning tea over me 😂
@odalysramos91453 жыл бұрын
It’s the fact that he laughs at his own jokes that KILLS ME. he’s that good 😂😂😂❤️
@smking2035
3 жыл бұрын
It's the fact that other ppl are laughing at them that gets me
@jtmann2002
3 ай бұрын
Most comedians do that
@zacharysiple6293 жыл бұрын
True story, I kid you not: When I was little, my family listened to pretty much nothing but K-Love and Smile FM in the car. A couple of times He Reigns would come on and when the chorus came on for the first time, it would ACTUALLY rain outside, and it would stop when the song ended. When the rain started, we'd laugh and say "HE REIGNS!" :)
@shell7142
2 жыл бұрын
I had the same thing happen but it was a few rain drops in a clear sky driving home. I was listening to a lot of Christian music and then a song from owl city (?) You’re not alone came on and there was a verse that was “ when it rains it pours” and as I sang that the rain came on my windshield and stopped. I looked up and no rain. God is great, all the time.
@KJ-lb4tj
2 жыл бұрын
@@shell7142 wtf
@justinshavers4692
2 жыл бұрын
I know all the lyrics to this song.
@JuanGarcia-lj2xe
2 жыл бұрын
I listen to K love, but what's the station for smile FM??
@zacharysiple629
2 жыл бұрын
@@JuanGarcia-lj2xe I don't remember, I haven't listened to it in about 11 years.
@Godisglorious12 жыл бұрын
No joke, my family and I were driving through a cemetery one time, and Lauren Daigle's song "Come Alive (Dry Bones)" came on. I was like, "Yeah, let's leave". 🤣
@keishaguilford2170
11 ай бұрын
Exactly 😂😂😂😂😂
@countessdelancret2447
11 ай бұрын
I would have been laughing so hard!😂
@SRose-vp6ew
10 ай бұрын
Swiftly turns off radio.
@joshuacraig6447
10 ай бұрын
I'd be like, " I ain't Ezekiel. Not today Daigle. Not today."
@marylineondisa9053
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@jennifermaconbusby2 жыл бұрын
Binge watching your comedy lately and clicking all the like buttons. I swear I'm not a stalker! 😂 I just have a son in the military in Kabul right now and the anniversary of his big brother passing is coming up fast. We desperately need the laughter. Thank you for doing what you do! The world needs you now more than ever.
@abrahamkline88123 жыл бұрын
Got in a car accident two weeks ago, the song on the radio started playing, "I can't Make it, Lord Without"
@Jesusbride515
3 жыл бұрын
Are you doing OK today?
@Jesusbride515
3 жыл бұрын
How are you feeling? Jesus loves you
@Jesusbride515
3 жыл бұрын
Stay safe
@abrahamkline8812
3 жыл бұрын
@@Jesusbride515 much better, my ankle and ribs healed and got a new car. Praise the Lord!
@Jesusbride515
3 жыл бұрын
@@abrahamkline8812 yayyyyy!!!
@brycespencer67323 жыл бұрын
"This is not where I belong......HE KNOWS!!!" Those darn guardian angels. They know.
@JennyG.COW53 жыл бұрын
God Definitely has a sense of humor! Love this sketch! Thanks for the laughs. 😆👍
@alliengoy28533 жыл бұрын
I just love Christian music, even though we’re a bit funny sometimes 😂
@xmochix604
2 жыл бұрын
Agree we have some weird quirks 🤣
@isaacmorehead35293 жыл бұрын
gets the last spot in a parking lot: hallelujah! oh oh, oh, oh, hallelujah!
@patriciakrakowiak14422 жыл бұрын
I love the way you mixed in music with comedy. That's really unique. 💕
@YoutubeUser-nx5wu3 жыл бұрын
Haha freaking love this guy! Please come back to Portland one day, we need Jesus and John Crist!
@thewizard-edits
3 жыл бұрын
My two needs: Christ and Crist
@chronischgeheilt2 жыл бұрын
I love how your comedy is not blasphemous but so satirische and funny. Can I buy DVDs? :)
@Mushroom321-2 жыл бұрын
" we're gonna wash you in the blood" 🙀 "I'm gonna call the 👮♀️ . 🤣🤣👏👏
@emilywilliams35123 жыл бұрын
I love that he cracks up at his own jokes!
@Phoenix-J3 жыл бұрын
He's an actual comedian?! I never knew, that's awesome
@bryce54573 жыл бұрын
THIS IS GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@teelowkee6 ай бұрын
I moved all the way across America because after I asked God should I stay or Go..Immediately Winds of Change by Kutless played on the radio..that was 16 years ago. Ty Jesus.😊
@megbuchanan16305 ай бұрын
This is unique, John. Bring this back with new songs in your shows!
@mamabear0903 жыл бұрын
I had the radio on without really listening, until I caught “let me tell you bout my Cheezit!”
@brittanyhale52773 жыл бұрын
The Dare you to Move comment gets me! That has happened so many times lol
@haydenbeatty69642 жыл бұрын
I was there when he told this joke and it made me realize that I've went through some of the same things.
@WallOBrix3 жыл бұрын
These are so funny I just can’t
@jerryturner2310
3 жыл бұрын
You can't what?
@jonathansantos22713 жыл бұрын
Yes, Christian radio had alot of good times even unsuspicious efforts around humanitized humor relief fixations. Even when we get mad with random dis- maintenance difficulties in and our of service times scheduled. Thanks for helping make forgiveness feel easier somehow. Peace love and happiness friends alike and afar. Thank you JOHN CHRIST for each good day of honest work invested. Keep those smile levels stayging....💚💛💙🖤❤
@reneefurrer27123 жыл бұрын
I'm SO glad I found this channel!
@tiaphilbin3 жыл бұрын
It's so true though!! I was stuck working really late and it was like 11 pm and K-love plays "Stiiilll working, still still workin' workin'..."
@JustMe-mp8on3 жыл бұрын
Loved it - please do more of these.
@marisoljesus98622 жыл бұрын
I'm at work laughing so much. Thank you!! 😂🤣 love it
@priscilamenjivar67413 жыл бұрын
This was so hilarious! Absolutely loved this idea 😆
@BananaMan3113 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about the way every 2 weeks there’s a support drive for Christian radio stations? Like… money laundering much 😂😂😂
@ashleydowney1222
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. My mom used to switch to the top 40 radio stations when there were would be a support drive. Living in Georgia 104.7 The Fish did their support drives for Jamaica every few months. My mom would memorize the date and avoid that station on that day.
@UnclePhil73
3 жыл бұрын
The ones I think are super sketchy are the ones who do pledge drives and yet still do commercials. WAY FM calls it “showing appreciation to their corporate sponsors”. I’m like “Naw, either take pledges or do commercials, but don’t do both”
@Peachnetwork
3 жыл бұрын
They are a scam because they already have donors and businesses that give the money to support the station for the year but they still do a drive so they can pocket money
@jessicalauderdale7719
3 жыл бұрын
They depend on sponsorship to stay on the air. They don’t have commercials. Do you know how much $$$ radio stations get from commercial sponsors? Tons. It takes a lot of money to run a business, and that’s what radio stations are. Learn some things about it before you bring your hateful rhetoric. Go pick on Muslims, see how far that gets you.
@regisfunk27712 жыл бұрын
Had the video cranked because of the low volume. Outro hit and I jumped into the fifth dimension 😂
@FinnishArmy3 жыл бұрын
I can't listen to christian radio because it's always the same old songs and it just gets overplayed. Same with every radio station, really.
@Catty_Wampus4610
3 жыл бұрын
Yea same
@adamfpv8294
3 жыл бұрын
Glad I’m not the only one.
@vickyschieman2694
3 жыл бұрын
So true. I feel it's even worse with my local Christian contemporary station because they easily devote more time to commercials than any other station I listen to. So if the pop station plays music for 45 minutes and has 15 minutes of commercials/DJ blathering, you'll hear whatever the popular song is once in 45 minutes. For my local contemporary Christian station, it's closer to hearing the popular song once every 35 minutes. The local station almost ruined Tauren Wells' song "Known" ("I'm fully known and loved by you") for me by playing it once every 20 minutes or so when it first came out. A co-worker always had her radio tuned to the local contemporary Christian station, and I was close enough to hear it...most of the time I was happy about that but I got to the point where I'd recognize the first few notes of "Known" and groan or mock scream or fake excessive enthusiasm, yelling "It's my SONG! I haven't heard this song in MINUTES!", which always cracked my co-worker up. Love the song (again) now but man, I couldn't stand it for a few months.
@Gabe3N
3 жыл бұрын
In the words of Christian Contemporary Music: "This is not where I belong."
@feliciakamga9983
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Although I listen to 91.9, they do repeat alot of the same songs.
@Gorillatagplayer91732 жыл бұрын
So true 🤣 it's like the holy spirit narrates our lives with song just to make his work more interesting
@spideykong7773 жыл бұрын
I love that I know all these songs almost by heart
@expatfamilylive90413 жыл бұрын
Perfect for Friday night! Much support from the Netherlands 🇳🇱🤗
@louanns42453 жыл бұрын
Oh, my gosh. I was cracking up!!💛💛💛
@leila.o3 жыл бұрын
DO MORE OF THIS😂🙌
@zimuzoonah21033 жыл бұрын
I love the creativity 💜
@ninjasmuffin3 жыл бұрын
I can’t listen to christian radio because of the DJs. They always seem so fake. I usually go to Amazon music or KZread haha.
@billybob-wx2re
3 жыл бұрын
check out AFR (american family radio) if you have a station in your area
@MrSharpdrop
2 жыл бұрын
I don't know about fake, but there's always one that is just WAAAAY over the top! They have SUCH peace in Jesus. The songs REALLY speak to them. If they lead an on-air prayer, it is clear from their voice that they are just SO aware of His presence. And they seem to feel that EVERY SINGLE SONG requires its own ten-minute devotional before and/or after they play it. 🤦♂️
@justincavanaugh18123 жыл бұрын
Tbh not even sure of the last time I listened to the radio. Got that Bluetooth John
@ssebuddeibrahim98303 жыл бұрын
excellent material John
@heatherredden6642 Жыл бұрын
I love John… it’s good to laugh!!
@comicfan13242 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious and strangely kind of relatable.
@Baroqlvr3 жыл бұрын
Completely hysterical! 🤣🤣 then the music at the end blares on and my ears felt like they got stabbed 😩🤣
@angelpjc2 жыл бұрын
OMG!!! I was in CC two months ago. I didn't know you were there. I missed you 😔 Your comedy is brilliant!
@raisingamazingkids3 жыл бұрын
The sound on this video is VERY low. I had my volume all the way up and still could barely hear it. It was good though:)
@kevinlyon73033 жыл бұрын
I love this video, it just the set the mood man! 🤩
@annalees.80733 жыл бұрын
one time i was in a car long car trip with my youth group and I was listening to ac dc in my head phones, then on the main car radio that ashamed song came on. i laughed so hard-
@bobbob20832 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest thing I've seen for a while!
@FinancialShinanigan3 жыл бұрын
That outro beat hit HARD!
@larrytowe66722 жыл бұрын
Awesome stuff brother!!
@colbyboggs53653 жыл бұрын
Christian music…get ready for the drum buildup….every time 😂
@thaddeusjackson93373 жыл бұрын
I can’t listen to christian radio because it’s all so generic these days
@spideykong777
3 жыл бұрын
The 2000's-2010's are the peak of Christian Radio imo
@wham1984
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@zeph592
3 жыл бұрын
Kendrick Lamar
@bemak78
3 жыл бұрын
Indeed the 90s to early 2000s has the best even 70/80s. Im old school like that. Check out Keith Green he's from the 70s but it's what Christian music should like.
@williamgullett5911
3 жыл бұрын
I dont listen to it because it takes the time I could be spending hearing GODs word from pastors or talking about GOD on the radio
@stephensullivan10112 жыл бұрын
Miss this guy ❤️
@keishaguilford217011 ай бұрын
You ain't never lied lol. Klove😂😂😂😂😂
@ComedianBobFarrell3 жыл бұрын
Great job !
@Darth_Good_Guy3 жыл бұрын
Yay. I just found out I got tickets to a concert of yours
@tobywiggins9503 жыл бұрын
HILARIOUS!!! LOVE IT!!
@strugglingblessed66383 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Needed the laugh. We could sure use some of your comedic spirit here in Ohio. December 28th?
@MeMe-mt6xv2 жыл бұрын
You are the MAN!! And we all know, you still like Hooters! Great wings.
@brendaearley47492 жыл бұрын
He’s hilarious 😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂 it’s my favorite vid , this one is!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@7ajhubbell3 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@brendaearley47492 жыл бұрын
And I agree that a song comes on when you feel something
@Mars09843 жыл бұрын
This is so true. Although I thought he was going to say the reason he stopped listening is because the playlist on Klove and similar is like 12 songs. Edit: I reread the title. I guess my comment is not that relevant but I’m not deleting it lol.
@samsanderson2243 жыл бұрын
Please come to Massachusetts or New Hampshire. I’d LOVE TO SEE YOU!!!!!!❤️❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣
@samy88972 жыл бұрын
This is what my KZread feed needs
@lemonflavoreds43122 жыл бұрын
You are just brilliant !!!
@noles1acc3 жыл бұрын
LETS GOOOO, FOLKS!!!!!
@rdlr5363 жыл бұрын
Fort Smith, AR...Dec 2nd!!! 🙌🏽
@jamieford87232 жыл бұрын
Bought tickets for saint Louis woooo!!!!!! Im excited
@brywalker71993 жыл бұрын
My only disappointment is that he isn't coming close to Wyoming.
@susancnw59
3 жыл бұрын
Or northern CO
@jeaglem9717
3 жыл бұрын
I would drive from Utah to Wyoming 😂love this guy
@SlipperyPete42069
3 жыл бұрын
Random but I visited Wyoming for the first time this year and loved it. Great state.
@oliviaralvarado3 жыл бұрын
Love it!!!
@Lissi073 жыл бұрын
I swear I was worried about something and then the song on the radio played and was like don’t you worry about a thing and I was like hUh HOW
@Kylecombes43 жыл бұрын
That was fabulous
@BDC_BRZY3 жыл бұрын
Love this
@emilyquimby84533 жыл бұрын
I love this soooo much
@jayatplaydoublevision31192 жыл бұрын
This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen in my LIFE! 😂
@severa45703 жыл бұрын
Epic, love it!
@dsmp-lt8nm2 жыл бұрын
The hand movements are hilarious 😂
@smileyguy93 жыл бұрын
John you should come out here to Sacramento for a comedy night on your tour!
@jaymartinez17572 жыл бұрын
Dude you need to come to NY!!! You’re great !
@misswinnie4.8
2 жыл бұрын
I'm in MA & wish he would come to New England
@littlemouse910193 жыл бұрын
That second and last song got me! XD
@jenniferriggins99182 жыл бұрын
You pressed every little Christian button on my 💜💜💜 with this one
@yootoob23 жыл бұрын
Aw shoot! I live in Viera aka Melbourne! I'm purchasing my tickets asap!!
@Renewed852 жыл бұрын
Thank y'all for the music warnings. I lowered my volume
@Sorchia563 жыл бұрын
Perfection!! 😂😂😂
@karentucker2161 Жыл бұрын
I love this!!! It's so funny!!!!😅😂😊
@buildingwithtrees22583 жыл бұрын
The RiOT with Obadiah and Nikki was THE BEST morning show on Christian radio. R.I.P.
@ninak85063 жыл бұрын
Love it John very funny bit 😂
@user-nl5fm4jn1g3 жыл бұрын
He makes my day ahah💗
@yootoob23 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 I can't with John!
@terrybyrd37383 жыл бұрын
It grates a nerve When the volume's up full blast to hear the video, then the credit music blows your speaker out .. wasn't expecting that.
@FrankGil3 жыл бұрын
This is a great bit.
@Dinobottenbley3 жыл бұрын
Why is the audio level so low? The intro is loud but the actual video is pretty low.
Пікірлер: 546
The whole video’s volume: 3/10 The last 10 seconds: so this is what it’s like to be deaf.
@colinburley5840
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr, almost died, jumped to the moon
@timothythegirl
3 жыл бұрын
lol , totally
@elizabethm9384
3 жыл бұрын
I by accident turned it up to loud.... the moon was now my home
@firestar1048
3 жыл бұрын
So I came to see if anyone else was complaining about the low volume. Thank you for the warning, I am now prepared. :)
@kkscorner6557
3 жыл бұрын
Scared me to death!
I love the idea of finishing your sentences with song lyrics 😂
When I was 2 my mom took me to Walmart and I just sat in the cart singing “All I know is I’m not home yet, this is not where I belong” at the top of my lungs 😂
@wandacable3739
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tylero7158
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@thatotherdebra1834
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@ednutter7653
3 жыл бұрын
A fitting song for Walmart... Just like U2's "I still haven't found what I'm looking for", that was playing one day in Walmart.
@thatotherdebra1834
3 жыл бұрын
@@ednutter7653 Good one! 😁
YOOOO!!!! THAT OUTRO SCARED THE LIFE OUTTA ME MAN
@masonpetrov2716
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the heads up. Lol
@clarity2517
3 жыл бұрын
When you know it's coming and it still makes you jump 😂
@konodiavoloda8326
3 жыл бұрын
Your comment saved me. The outro was 5 seconds ahead.
@ashleystenzel4856
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@makaylafoley6213
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
Christian tiktokers please make a mashup of “no ones gonna know” with “he knows”
@08fighter08
2 жыл бұрын
That’s a good one.
@tiab8310
2 жыл бұрын
Yes!!
RIP Ears when the tour dates and music come on at the end way louder...
@p0larY3ti
3 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing. My ears still hurt.
@DS-zo8xs
3 жыл бұрын
Omg I thought I was gonna be ready for it after reading this comment. I was not.
@rebeccac.5823
3 жыл бұрын
I somehow literally didn't understand what you said until the end and yeaaah, I'm gonna be deaf for the next 5 minutes.
@victoriaa.5649
3 жыл бұрын
Omd, it just came out of nothin🥲
@MeOhMyOh2324
3 жыл бұрын
I wish I had read the comments first! 😩
Note to Editor: Audio Balancing is your friend. On other news I know my heart works and I don't need a pacemaker 🤣
@thatotherdebra1834
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@errorcode503
2 жыл бұрын
Was scrolling through the comments whilst listening to the audio and read this one and thought to myself "what's this guy on about, the audio balance is fine". Then it got to the end and i got quite the shock, made me jump and now I have burning tea over me 😂
It’s the fact that he laughs at his own jokes that KILLS ME. he’s that good 😂😂😂❤️
@smking2035
3 жыл бұрын
It's the fact that other ppl are laughing at them that gets me
@jtmann2002
3 ай бұрын
Most comedians do that
True story, I kid you not: When I was little, my family listened to pretty much nothing but K-Love and Smile FM in the car. A couple of times He Reigns would come on and when the chorus came on for the first time, it would ACTUALLY rain outside, and it would stop when the song ended. When the rain started, we'd laugh and say "HE REIGNS!" :)
@shell7142
2 жыл бұрын
I had the same thing happen but it was a few rain drops in a clear sky driving home. I was listening to a lot of Christian music and then a song from owl city (?) You’re not alone came on and there was a verse that was “ when it rains it pours” and as I sang that the rain came on my windshield and stopped. I looked up and no rain. God is great, all the time.
@KJ-lb4tj
2 жыл бұрын
@@shell7142 wtf
@justinshavers4692
2 жыл бұрын
I know all the lyrics to this song.
@JuanGarcia-lj2xe
2 жыл бұрын
I listen to K love, but what's the station for smile FM??
@zacharysiple629
2 жыл бұрын
@@JuanGarcia-lj2xe I don't remember, I haven't listened to it in about 11 years.
No joke, my family and I were driving through a cemetery one time, and Lauren Daigle's song "Come Alive (Dry Bones)" came on. I was like, "Yeah, let's leave". 🤣
@keishaguilford2170
11 ай бұрын
Exactly 😂😂😂😂😂
@countessdelancret2447
11 ай бұрын
I would have been laughing so hard!😂
@SRose-vp6ew
10 ай бұрын
Swiftly turns off radio.
@joshuacraig6447
10 ай бұрын
I'd be like, " I ain't Ezekiel. Not today Daigle. Not today."
@marylineondisa9053
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
Binge watching your comedy lately and clicking all the like buttons. I swear I'm not a stalker! 😂 I just have a son in the military in Kabul right now and the anniversary of his big brother passing is coming up fast. We desperately need the laughter. Thank you for doing what you do! The world needs you now more than ever.
Got in a car accident two weeks ago, the song on the radio started playing, "I can't Make it, Lord Without"
@Jesusbride515
3 жыл бұрын
Are you doing OK today?
@Jesusbride515
3 жыл бұрын
How are you feeling? Jesus loves you
@Jesusbride515
3 жыл бұрын
Stay safe
@abrahamkline8812
3 жыл бұрын
@@Jesusbride515 much better, my ankle and ribs healed and got a new car. Praise the Lord!
@Jesusbride515
3 жыл бұрын
@@abrahamkline8812 yayyyyy!!!
"This is not where I belong......HE KNOWS!!!" Those darn guardian angels. They know.
God Definitely has a sense of humor! Love this sketch! Thanks for the laughs. 😆👍
I just love Christian music, even though we’re a bit funny sometimes 😂
@xmochix604
2 жыл бұрын
Agree we have some weird quirks 🤣
gets the last spot in a parking lot: hallelujah! oh oh, oh, oh, hallelujah!
I love the way you mixed in music with comedy. That's really unique. 💕
Haha freaking love this guy! Please come back to Portland one day, we need Jesus and John Crist!
@thewizard-edits
3 жыл бұрын
My two needs: Christ and Crist
I love how your comedy is not blasphemous but so satirische and funny. Can I buy DVDs? :)
" we're gonna wash you in the blood" 🙀 "I'm gonna call the 👮♀️ . 🤣🤣👏👏
I love that he cracks up at his own jokes!
He's an actual comedian?! I never knew, that's awesome
THIS IS GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I moved all the way across America because after I asked God should I stay or Go..Immediately Winds of Change by Kutless played on the radio..that was 16 years ago. Ty Jesus.😊
This is unique, John. Bring this back with new songs in your shows!
I had the radio on without really listening, until I caught “let me tell you bout my Cheezit!”
The Dare you to Move comment gets me! That has happened so many times lol
I was there when he told this joke and it made me realize that I've went through some of the same things.
These are so funny I just can’t
@jerryturner2310
3 жыл бұрын
You can't what?
Yes, Christian radio had alot of good times even unsuspicious efforts around humanitized humor relief fixations. Even when we get mad with random dis- maintenance difficulties in and our of service times scheduled. Thanks for helping make forgiveness feel easier somehow. Peace love and happiness friends alike and afar. Thank you JOHN CHRIST for each good day of honest work invested. Keep those smile levels stayging....💚💛💙🖤❤
I'm SO glad I found this channel!
It's so true though!! I was stuck working really late and it was like 11 pm and K-love plays "Stiiilll working, still still workin' workin'..."
Loved it - please do more of these.
I'm at work laughing so much. Thank you!! 😂🤣 love it
This was so hilarious! Absolutely loved this idea 😆
Can we talk about the way every 2 weeks there’s a support drive for Christian radio stations? Like… money laundering much 😂😂😂
@ashleydowney1222
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. My mom used to switch to the top 40 radio stations when there were would be a support drive. Living in Georgia 104.7 The Fish did their support drives for Jamaica every few months. My mom would memorize the date and avoid that station on that day.
@UnclePhil73
3 жыл бұрын
The ones I think are super sketchy are the ones who do pledge drives and yet still do commercials. WAY FM calls it “showing appreciation to their corporate sponsors”. I’m like “Naw, either take pledges or do commercials, but don’t do both”
@Peachnetwork
3 жыл бұрын
They are a scam because they already have donors and businesses that give the money to support the station for the year but they still do a drive so they can pocket money
@jessicalauderdale7719
3 жыл бұрын
They depend on sponsorship to stay on the air. They don’t have commercials. Do you know how much $$$ radio stations get from commercial sponsors? Tons. It takes a lot of money to run a business, and that’s what radio stations are. Learn some things about it before you bring your hateful rhetoric. Go pick on Muslims, see how far that gets you.
Had the video cranked because of the low volume. Outro hit and I jumped into the fifth dimension 😂
I can't listen to christian radio because it's always the same old songs and it just gets overplayed. Same with every radio station, really.
@Catty_Wampus4610
3 жыл бұрын
Yea same
@adamfpv8294
3 жыл бұрын
Glad I’m not the only one.
@vickyschieman2694
3 жыл бұрын
So true. I feel it's even worse with my local Christian contemporary station because they easily devote more time to commercials than any other station I listen to. So if the pop station plays music for 45 minutes and has 15 minutes of commercials/DJ blathering, you'll hear whatever the popular song is once in 45 minutes. For my local contemporary Christian station, it's closer to hearing the popular song once every 35 minutes. The local station almost ruined Tauren Wells' song "Known" ("I'm fully known and loved by you") for me by playing it once every 20 minutes or so when it first came out. A co-worker always had her radio tuned to the local contemporary Christian station, and I was close enough to hear it...most of the time I was happy about that but I got to the point where I'd recognize the first few notes of "Known" and groan or mock scream or fake excessive enthusiasm, yelling "It's my SONG! I haven't heard this song in MINUTES!", which always cracked my co-worker up. Love the song (again) now but man, I couldn't stand it for a few months.
@Gabe3N
3 жыл бұрын
In the words of Christian Contemporary Music: "This is not where I belong."
@feliciakamga9983
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Although I listen to 91.9, they do repeat alot of the same songs.
So true 🤣 it's like the holy spirit narrates our lives with song just to make his work more interesting
I love that I know all these songs almost by heart
Perfect for Friday night! Much support from the Netherlands 🇳🇱🤗
Oh, my gosh. I was cracking up!!💛💛💛
DO MORE OF THIS😂🙌
I love the creativity 💜
I can’t listen to christian radio because of the DJs. They always seem so fake. I usually go to Amazon music or KZread haha.
@billybob-wx2re
3 жыл бұрын
check out AFR (american family radio) if you have a station in your area
@MrSharpdrop
2 жыл бұрын
I don't know about fake, but there's always one that is just WAAAAY over the top! They have SUCH peace in Jesus. The songs REALLY speak to them. If they lead an on-air prayer, it is clear from their voice that they are just SO aware of His presence. And they seem to feel that EVERY SINGLE SONG requires its own ten-minute devotional before and/or after they play it. 🤦♂️
Tbh not even sure of the last time I listened to the radio. Got that Bluetooth John
excellent material John
I love John… it’s good to laugh!!
This is hilarious and strangely kind of relatable.
Completely hysterical! 🤣🤣 then the music at the end blares on and my ears felt like they got stabbed 😩🤣
OMG!!! I was in CC two months ago. I didn't know you were there. I missed you 😔 Your comedy is brilliant!
The sound on this video is VERY low. I had my volume all the way up and still could barely hear it. It was good though:)
I love this video, it just the set the mood man! 🤩
one time i was in a car long car trip with my youth group and I was listening to ac dc in my head phones, then on the main car radio that ashamed song came on. i laughed so hard-
This is the funniest thing I've seen for a while!
That outro beat hit HARD!
Awesome stuff brother!!
Christian music…get ready for the drum buildup….every time 😂
I can’t listen to christian radio because it’s all so generic these days
@spideykong777
3 жыл бұрын
The 2000's-2010's are the peak of Christian Radio imo
@wham1984
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@zeph592
3 жыл бұрын
Kendrick Lamar
@bemak78
3 жыл бұрын
Indeed the 90s to early 2000s has the best even 70/80s. Im old school like that. Check out Keith Green he's from the 70s but it's what Christian music should like.
@williamgullett5911
3 жыл бұрын
I dont listen to it because it takes the time I could be spending hearing GODs word from pastors or talking about GOD on the radio
Miss this guy ❤️
You ain't never lied lol. Klove😂😂😂😂😂
Great job !
Yay. I just found out I got tickets to a concert of yours
HILARIOUS!!! LOVE IT!!
Thank you! Needed the laugh. We could sure use some of your comedic spirit here in Ohio. December 28th?
You are the MAN!! And we all know, you still like Hooters! Great wings.
He’s hilarious 😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂 it’s my favorite vid , this one is!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you.
And I agree that a song comes on when you feel something
This is so true. Although I thought he was going to say the reason he stopped listening is because the playlist on Klove and similar is like 12 songs. Edit: I reread the title. I guess my comment is not that relevant but I’m not deleting it lol.
Please come to Massachusetts or New Hampshire. I’d LOVE TO SEE YOU!!!!!!❤️❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣
This is what my KZread feed needs
You are just brilliant !!!
LETS GOOOO, FOLKS!!!!!
Fort Smith, AR...Dec 2nd!!! 🙌🏽
Bought tickets for saint Louis woooo!!!!!! Im excited
My only disappointment is that he isn't coming close to Wyoming.
@susancnw59
3 жыл бұрын
Or northern CO
@jeaglem9717
3 жыл бұрын
I would drive from Utah to Wyoming 😂love this guy
@SlipperyPete42069
3 жыл бұрын
Random but I visited Wyoming for the first time this year and loved it. Great state.
Love it!!!
I swear I was worried about something and then the song on the radio played and was like don’t you worry about a thing and I was like hUh HOW
That was fabulous
Love this
I love this soooo much
This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen in my LIFE! 😂
Epic, love it!
The hand movements are hilarious 😂
John you should come out here to Sacramento for a comedy night on your tour!
Dude you need to come to NY!!! You’re great !
@misswinnie4.8
2 жыл бұрын
I'm in MA & wish he would come to New England
That second and last song got me! XD
You pressed every little Christian button on my 💜💜💜 with this one
Aw shoot! I live in Viera aka Melbourne! I'm purchasing my tickets asap!!
Thank y'all for the music warnings. I lowered my volume
Perfection!! 😂😂😂
I love this!!! It's so funny!!!!😅😂😊
The RiOT with Obadiah and Nikki was THE BEST morning show on Christian radio. R.I.P.
Love it John very funny bit 😂
He makes my day ahah💗
🤣🤣🤣 I can't with John!
It grates a nerve When the volume's up full blast to hear the video, then the credit music blows your speaker out .. wasn't expecting that.
This is a great bit.
Why is the audio level so low? The intro is loud but the actual video is pretty low.
@michaelmerck7576
3 жыл бұрын
I thought my media volume wasnt working