The ”no, I don’t want you to have it” makes me cry of laughter and I’m not even sure why

@Smaugette

2 жыл бұрын

He said it like an oversized posh toddler.

@Kazza_8240

2 жыл бұрын

@@Smaugette stewie griffin 😂

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a rare moment of a troll being forced to pull away the curtain because another troll called their bluff and the first troll has to go “Shoo this isn’t for you!”

5:14 the way he annunciates “shit. tin.” Is spectacular

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

Well if you don’t it’ll sound like shit in

I think "Your cat is a twat" would make an amazing bracelet!

@drtoonie

2 жыл бұрын

I have no idea why it was rejected TBH

@jeremyk5414

2 жыл бұрын

You guys do you understand that he never actually contacted an engraver and it is just a bit right?

@drtoonie

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeremyk5414 No shit. So?

@johnafirth

2 жыл бұрын

My two are twats, so I'd be fine with that.

@weckar

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeremyk5414 I'd immediately agree if it were anyone else. With Joe, I'd say it's about a 50/50 chance.

I liked him on Taskmaster, but I never knew how hilarious he was till i started watching these clips

@local9

2 жыл бұрын

He is a weapon when left to his own devices.

@EfHaichDee

2 жыл бұрын

You have to go see him live. He's fantastic

@NRMT-A

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@spaceo8568

2 жыл бұрын

Omg. Watch his shows Joe lycett has your back as well as his Hugo Boss (his other legal name) has your back. It's Hilarious.

@PhilJohn1980

Жыл бұрын

As FHD said - he's AMAZING live. Saw his latest show a few weeks back (in Birmingham, where else?!?) and it was not only so funny I was out of breath from laughing so hard at points, but genuinely touching at the end.

"No i don't want you to have it". 😂😂

The North American TV sensors would have a stroke because of this show.

@brettmcleod6068

2 жыл бұрын

Not North America, just United States of America lol

@theauldscientist

2 жыл бұрын

Censors. I would usually let this slip but considering this is countdown you can’t be getting away with that.

@Davvg

2 жыл бұрын

they really could use a good stroke once in a while, maybe it would help rid them of all that tension they have building up

@ScaredDonut

2 жыл бұрын

@@brettmcleod6068 Canada would deff censor this as well. Not sure about Mexico tho

@reddragon3132

2 жыл бұрын

Wait really? What need to be censored because there's nothing really problematic in here. Only thing I could really see someone having a problem with is the swastika joke

Who knew engravers had such a high moral code?!

@texasoilfields

2 жыл бұрын

I once tried to have a rather rude t-shirt made for a somewhat strange young gal I was dating ... No one would make it! Put me right off t-shirt printers. Looks like engravers may share the affliction

@benejeneb

2 жыл бұрын

@@texasoilfields It makes no sense!! What is the difference, just more business, right?

@texasoilfields

2 жыл бұрын

@@benejeneb agreed!

@RK-ep8qy

2 жыл бұрын

@@benejeneb I think it's part professionalism and also not wanting to be affiliated with that type of business. Someone will get something silly printed and then his friends would want the same till it spirals and you'll get known for not giving a toss for what you print, then come the racists and whatever else, fine line between jokes and innuendo. You never wanna be known as THAT business within your industry. Seen similar with tattoo places.

@benejeneb

2 жыл бұрын

@@RK-ep8qy that is a very good point. I suppose it is subjective at the point where you draw the line. Very conservative in this case I think

"People with nothing to do in the days"... ouch that cut me deep.

@HarryNicNicholas

2 жыл бұрын

i am at least deteriorating.

@sam04019491

2 жыл бұрын

You mean all viewers of regular countdown.

I absolutely love Joe, he's so chaotic

@rhythm242able

Жыл бұрын

Chaotic? 🤔

@john.premose

Жыл бұрын

I've seen him do things like this multiple times. Why do we all have to stop and listen and pretend it's funny?

@cr3237

Ай бұрын

​@@john.premoseBecause it is. He says what we all wish we'd thought of at the time.

It feels great to see Sean and incredibly sad at the same time.

@andylane247

Жыл бұрын

Yes. He didn't look too well. God I miss him.

@joski9030

Жыл бұрын

@@andylane247 agreed mate 😔

@beautifulmidnight

Ай бұрын

God, same. My reaction was “Ooh, Sean Lock!” followed immediately by “…Aw.”

A great few lines from Christopher Hitchens on this subject: “In the old days at the New Statesman, we once ran a celebrated weekend competition that asked readers to submit made-up gems of cretinous bucolic wisdom. Two of the winning entries, I still recall, were ‘He digs deepest who deepest digs’ and ‘An owl in a sack bothers no man’.”

@sarahdermody6665

Жыл бұрын

😆 wtf 😂 an owl in a sack ... I'm weak

Nobody trolls like Joe. Plus: I love any time I get to hear him say my name.

@kanedaku

2 жыл бұрын

What's your name?

@ItsMeSami

2 жыл бұрын

@@kanedaku Samantha

@vermilliongecko

2 жыл бұрын

Are you the cat seen near his office?

@ItsMeSami

2 жыл бұрын

@@vermilliongecko Meow’ll never tell…

"Ok very good bye bye" ...is now how I reply to all work emails

How can you not love Joe Lycett.

I think Joe Lycett is one of the few comedians who would reliably make Sean Lock laugh

How could anyone reject "you cat is a twat"? I love my cat. And she's a twat. Must have been someone who loves animals but has never met a cat.

Poor Dan. He was just adding to the humour and Joe couldn't take it...

Best. Troll. Ever.

"Sentimental messages in jewelry"... "One Ring To Rule Them All..." Oh, Sauron, you big softie! 😆

My love for Joe Lycett’s hilarity knows no bounds.

@rhythm242able

Жыл бұрын

Are you from the 18 century?

Dan sounds like a hoot

I mean I think Dan won that round 😆

When Walter White replaced Sean Lock

@js0988

2 жыл бұрын

One can only wish, to be fair though a rock would be better and funnier.

@georgehardingham1857

2 жыл бұрын

@@js0988 you can’t beat Sean Lock.

@davidcapewell6011

2 жыл бұрын

Best thing about this video. Your comment funnier than that guy 🥱

@James-semaJ

2 жыл бұрын

@@js0988 you clearly don't understand his humour. He's hilarious.

@ThatGuyMagnum

2 жыл бұрын

Oof this hits a little differently now

Sean lock looked so ill here and no one really took notice, now he's passed you can really see it, I wish he wasn't gone, he was such a great guy

@chazmichaelmichaels88

Жыл бұрын

I'm literally looking through to comments to see if I was the only person who noticed that as well.

@Tao_Tology

Жыл бұрын

"and no one took notice" Jeeeeeeez. 'they didn't say it on any of the footage that was broadcast and, by extension, I think nothing was said off camera, too'

@rhythm242able

Жыл бұрын

No onr noticed?! It's clips edited together from about 3 different shows you muppet, what did you want them to do announce before every joke how ill he looks?! You think he'd want to keep bringing it up every 5 mins?! What a stupid thing to comment, virtue doesn't work when you try and get everyone to look at you you know? Maybe you could get him a bracelet engraved with 'I cared the most about you, I even wrote a stupid comment to prove it but it didn't work I just looked a massive tw@t'?

Love is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat... Love it 🤣

Joe Lycett is how I think I sound when I'm angry.

@SmilesPolitely

Ай бұрын

Exactly. This is the calm voice in my head, but unfortunately I have Lewis Black shouting out of my mouth.

Lycett makes me cry with laughter

The people that instantly go along and riff with Joe's antics are my favourite people

Joe is a legend 😂🤣👏🏻

Joe Lycett is Loki in disguise

Joe is a evil shit and I fucking LOVE IT 🤣❤

Joe missed a trick with Christopher Butterslip, in that he should have put up a pat of butter for sale, then said he'd changed his mind no one can have it, then logged in as Joe and gone "Christopher's butter has given us the slip!"

@mrrrrr5158

Жыл бұрын

Don't give up your day job pal

He's brilliant.

Man, Hugo is just my favourite 😍

Jimmy's laugh sounds like StampyLongNose's laugh

i love his humour

He is so fucking funny!

Lmao what a prankster

That guy’s laugh 😭

Hysterical man! 🤣😂

8 out of 10 cats does Countdown is underrated

@fredriksahlstenglimmevi3259

3 жыл бұрын

You think it’s worth 9 out of 10 cats?

@thresagraham8181

2 жыл бұрын

@@fredriksahlstenglimmevi3259 🤣😂😂

@ShatnersBassoon

2 жыл бұрын

How? It's a mainstream show, on a mainstream channel, with mainstream comedians, and is highly rated

@zapkvr

2 жыл бұрын

No its not

@Sheza58

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry to disagree with a fellow Tiger but it's pretty well loved.

Walrus has been very busy!

I just found out about Joe yesterday.. This guy is seriously funny

Hilarious dude

They should have cast this guy in Harry Potter, literally anywhere

@nigelmonteiro1260

2 жыл бұрын

They should've. I'm sure he would've be a good caster himself :p

@MsGnor

Ай бұрын

@alfie5589 cracking idea! Perhaps this is the series we all need, Joe as each HP part in turn 😂

Love this man

All those letter's would make a great book

I got a Hugo boss advert before this video

I want to be friends with Joe 😂

@nigelmonteiro1260

2 жыл бұрын

Who doesn't?

Sean with a beard!!!

i love that i got an ad for ‘the always pan’ over this

I think about the ‘mint condition’ joke atleast once a month

He looks a lot like Hugo Boss

I love joe lycett

@AtheistOrphan

2 жыл бұрын

And he loves you!

10/10 brilliant

Not gonna lie, that **is** Micky Flanagan! 😂✍

Joe is like a camp Lembit Opik

“Well Jimmy….”

Such a beautiful mind.

Seeing Sean in these videos is still kind of painful. Life really sucks sometimes

@gregwood5083

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed! They should edit him out of all repeats and clips

"Your cat is a twat" I'd wear on a t-shirt.

1. hahahahahaha 2. sean lock

Joe is absolutely hilarious 😂 I’m desperate to see him live I know it will be a brilliant night Love 💕 from Denise in Yorkshire England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😂😂🤣🤣😅👏👏👏👏👏💕😂👋

Quickest way to get kicked out of Victoria secret: ask where the kids section is? Walk into a bank wearing a fake wig and mustache and conduct all your banking as normal. Then yell out lady and gentlemen and say it a turrets thing.

5:27 The necklace "For That Special Someone" looks more like a dog-tag with a sink chain. Nice. Only £89.99?

Chaotic Good in a nutshell

@kashiichan

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, this is definitely Chaotic Neutral at it's purest.

That one guys laugh is everything lol

Joe is great. Sad to see Sean like that.

Galaxy class troll

04:49 he didn't make that up

@jonscriven

2 жыл бұрын

What makes you say that?

7:06

We used to do this a long time ago on trade and swap on Facebook

“Go away Dan you fucking knob”

Innit Calling Detectives

@mariarahelvarnhagen2729

2 жыл бұрын

Last Detective 1.14 On The Weigh

@mariarahelvarnhagen2729

2 жыл бұрын

Missing 2 To Make Pi

Why did he hate people playing along? I thought funny people like others playing along with them?

@hedgehog1965uk

2 жыл бұрын

It's funnier when other people don't get the joke.

@_SIRENITY_

2 жыл бұрын

He has to be funny first

@JordonBeal

2 жыл бұрын

That was part of the joke.

Modern day Loki

Seeing Sean now... in his ill state...

Loki in real life

This guy is so funny! I wanna know what joke got the police involved

Over 70s categorie!

😂😂😂😂😂

Life is like cream it’s thick or it’s runny

😂😂😂

Put on a fat suit and then turn up at a fitness class and do like 2 seconds of exercise and then just sit on the floor and say fuck that shit and then pull out a tub of ice cream and just sit there and start spooning at it like no you guys go ahead I'm living vicariously through you go-go-go

3:03 is clever and 6:47 is just (evil) genius

the original troll

I want a FUCK THE POLICE bracelet now lmfao

This is great, but seeing Sean literally hurts my insides 😔

Tinsel, and inlets, lets in, and n stile

High IQ this kid.

his soft posh voice saying fuck the police 🤣🤣

Wait, are we supposed to NOT like Snow Patrol?

The you're not my dad, wasn't that offensive. And these engravers are picky af

If anyone of the general public called celebs out for being stupid on social media, they'd get slated as trolls. Joe does it and is applauded a hero.

@Elitist20

2 жыл бұрын

It's not trolling if they're being stupid and those responding to them are accurately pointing this out.

@WanderlustQueen

2 жыл бұрын

Too right!!!!!!!!! In fairness though many celebs ARE often stupid on social media so it’s not Joe’s fault. He is just being observant!!!!!!!!

@mikefriend1514

2 жыл бұрын

Ricky Gervais has no problem trolling other celebs. He regularly did it hosting the Golden Globes. And let’s not forget the bigger celebs don’t post anything themselves. They have a media company pump out inane crap in their name just to keep them ‘in the public eye’

@kanedaku

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikefriend1514 And footballers. Its so bait as well as weird. Why do footballers post after a winning match a picture of themselves during the game with some generic "Come on" message? Because its some media management farm who have paid the paps for the picture already; all while the players are still in the dressing room.

the presenter’s fuckin laugh….. 🙃

Can they get trouble for refusing to engrave those messages? Is it anything like refusing to make flowers for same-sex weddings?

@qwertyTRiG

2 жыл бұрын

I doubt it, as there's no group of people being discriminated against here. Actually, I'm not sure that discriminating against gay couples is illegal in Britain. The only UK case I'm aware of so far was in Northern Ireland, which has specific laws against political discrimination, because of the history of sectarianism, and they were the laws in play in the case.

@HomoLegalMedic

2 жыл бұрын

@@qwertyTRiG homosexuality is a protected characteristic in the UK, so it is illegal.

@andrewleah1983

2 жыл бұрын

@@qwertyTRiG Like a broken lift you’re wrong on so many levels.

@qwertyTRiG

2 жыл бұрын

@@andrewleah1983 I can assure you that when I say "I'm not sure" I am 100% correct. It is absolutely true that I'm not sure.

@kanedaku

2 жыл бұрын

@@qwertyTRiG Fair plays on that comeback. 100% factual (re: "not sure").

This show is sooo much better when jimmy carr isn’t braying like a mule

@bertplank8011

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it is all contrived....part of his act which could be easily ditched.

You can just text custom orders to local shops?????

@AtheistOrphan

2 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@kanedaku

2 жыл бұрын

Independent shops / metalsmiths, and also privately owned businesses. Its up to them how they take orders.

I don't think Sean likes Joe.

@chattycathydoll

2 жыл бұрын

What a nebulous statement..care to explain why you think that? If it's the cutaways showing Sean just looking on with no reaction that's cos that's what happens

@kaygee301

2 жыл бұрын

He doesn't like anyone 😂

@trudim6024

2 жыл бұрын

4:14 He’s clearly laughing here 🤔

a bag of humbugs in mint condition would've been funnier.