‘Just to be absolutely clear, if you do not cancel the fine I will kill a child.’ Kills me everytime

@Pwills

2 жыл бұрын

So your a child then lol 😂

@InservioLetum

2 жыл бұрын

Immortal child it is then. I will inform the Volturi.

@BlueIdiotPie

2 жыл бұрын

that email has to be one of my favorite comedy bits *ever* it never gets old

@ClickItYT

2 жыл бұрын

@@InservioLetum I wasn't expecting a Twilight reference here. :}

@InservioLetum

2 жыл бұрын

@@ClickItYT The actress may have murdered Bella's character, but the actual story is still as magical as ever it was, and one of my favourites

Chris, the guy Joe was corresponding with in the final email exchange joined in with the silliness. What a legend.

@hteichmann

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but I don’t believe for a second these emails are real. Still really funny though.

@charliemartin9869

2 жыл бұрын

@@hteichmann funnily enough given his work on his consumer show with companies I disagree, I think they’re definitely real

@StupidMcStupidHead

2 жыл бұрын

@@charliemartin9869 the only one I'd think is fake is the Christmas Eve parking one. I don't remember if there's actually a response or not in the full episode, but in this clip it was notably one sided. But the rest of them... I actually believe he would've done

@vl2809

2 жыл бұрын

Finally succeeded with his fake news story! Absolute legend!

@Slayer666th

Жыл бұрын

@@hteichmann i had a very interessting chat with an amazon support guy. At one point i sent him a meme to show my frustration with the problem and he answered with a meme, followed by a competent way to get a solution to my problem. I believe at least 50% of his emails are real.

This is actually a great example of how when British people are angry they either get incredibly polite or cursing nonstop

@gimme_ya_chippies7546

Жыл бұрын

Our main attack is sarcasm

@ghomerhust

2 ай бұрын

@@gimme_ya_chippies7546 it's a powerful weapon! it often shows us the people who shouldn't be allowed to vote!

The Chris guy at the end seems like a good sport

@Validboy

2 жыл бұрын

true, but since he did go out of his way to help joe, ignoring their normal 5 work days process, i do feel like Joe should have returned it.. Hopefully he didnt get in any trouble over it, funny reply tho.. "Keep the change", lol..

@ForumcoldiArchon

2 жыл бұрын

probably fake for entertaininment anyway. Noone will get in trouble

@mircat28

2 жыл бұрын

Good lord what makes you think the jokes are real stories!?!?

@defectivepikachu4582

2 жыл бұрын

@@mircat28 because its something i would do

@GRtogetaBIC

2 жыл бұрын

@@Validboy He wasn't mean without any reason, he was simply pissed that he had to pay the original bowl more then needed just because of the packaging and delivery and still had to go and retire it in the shop. Then THEY sent it for error and expected him to buy something he didn't ask for (as if he needed a second) or to pay again for the delivery price needed to send it back. At that point he could have almost bought a second bowl with all the delivery fees he would have paid. His joke aside he did say that he would return it to the shop if the delivery cost was repayed back. I think the owner refused because he thought the guy wanted to scam them the delivery money and not return the bowl, which is understandable because if he wanted to keep it there would have been no proof that the bowl he had wasn't the one he paid for online and involving lawyers for a bowl would be ridicoulous and more expensive compared to a single bowl.

It was literally joyous to see Jimmy Carr, Bill Bailey and all the other comics totally fascinated to see what was coming next in his e-mails. This gave me the feeling that his humour is completely unprecedented in British comedy and _that_ is genuinely priceless.

@oxymoron02

8 ай бұрын

As long as you keep in mind that most of his stories are made-up from about the halfway or two-thirds point, yeah they can be amusing.

@vice.nor.virtue

8 ай бұрын

You must be a hit at parties. @@oxymoron02

@ghomerhust

2 ай бұрын

@@oxymoron02 that doesn't detract from the point that it's new and fresh humor.

7:23 Jimmy’s face when joe gives him a compliment🥰

Joe is the nicest troll ever. 🙂

@KityKatKiller

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't say the one where he sent the emails to the manager was nice..... deserved, but definetley not nice

@IAteYourFace72

2 жыл бұрын

@@KityKatKiller deserved? Joe tried to ruin a man's life-depending on his reliance on his job-over a drunk text. Wtf dude, that is not appropriate response. Funny, but far from deserved

@TheBurnknight

2 жыл бұрын

@@IAteYourFace72 saying that he was drubk takes away the apoligys value. If you are really sorry. You say it as it is, for example: Sorry, i was beeing a dick for no reason. This is my work email, can you please not send messages here, kind reguards(name)

@MrBlobs

Жыл бұрын

@@IAteYourFace72 glad someone said it. I heard that and just thought it was a bit fucked up. What if that bloke was financially struggling he's done

@peterhallman9614

Жыл бұрын

@@IAteYourFace72 The "drunk text" was probably a made up excuse (drunkenness should never be an excuse though, for anything) and his initial email was genuine (and rude and uncalled for). But I agree, sending it to the manager wasn't deserved, way out of proportion. Especially since Joe already got payback. If the whole story is true that is.

"keep the bowl and keep the change" british humor is on a different level entirely :D

Joe reminds me of my Mother. She wrote some pretty choice letters to companies over various issues. The most famous was when she wrote to Tampax over an issue with some tampons she had bought where each one failed to contain the requisite string. Her letter included the line (paraphrasing as my memory is not that damn good :-) ) "I have recently tried your cordless model and have found it wanting. Please provide a similar box to the one I have bought in recompense." Tampax sent my Mom 10 boxes in recompense along with a very nice letter. Sometimes, providing ingenious feedback pays off. P.S. - Love Joe Lycett!!

@sazbear3913

Жыл бұрын

Your mother sounds hilarious, I bet she gave the Tampax customer service workers such a laugh!

@viewfromthehighchair9391

Жыл бұрын

@@sazbear3913 She was hilarious alright. I'll bet that letter probably gotted framed and is in someone's office to this day (or passed down from executive to executive. LOL

@ghomerhust

2 ай бұрын

that is absolutely epic! mom sounds like she's a treat! humor and wit, desirable in modern days!

Joe is a Loki Variant, confirmed.

@ghomerhust

2 ай бұрын

he's pure evil, but you just cant help but love him and what he's about. he's a damned gem!

Jow Lycett is a comedy GENIUS! I always laugh so hard at these. Thank you for the compilation!

@communitycollegegenius9684

2 жыл бұрын

He is sooo funny he makes me happy. I think I would switch teams to have him around all the time.

@ghomerhust

2 ай бұрын

@@communitycollegegenius9684 use this term" lgbtq+ ally" and he'll be on board!

I was feeling a little grumpy and this cheered me up greatly

@rnw2739

Жыл бұрын

Like anyone cares lol.

@liyans1

Жыл бұрын

At least 328 people do

@StrongFlatWhite

Жыл бұрын

Made me feel better too 😊

@VV-fl8fi

6 ай бұрын

Same here!;)

Comedy with a conscience. Love the way he channels his anger into something so creative. Good work, Sir.

"a towerimg cascading waterfalll of post masala sadness". you are a gift to the English language. and to my caoacity for joy.

I love how creative he gets and how he plays at their own game hilarious

"A towering cascading waterfall of post-masala sadness" fucking kills me everytime.

I absolutely loved Joe's message to the Network Rail wankers lmfao.

"Where does the bowl reside?" Had me in stitches

Dear Lord, please let the emails between Brian & Joe to be true 😂

@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim

Жыл бұрын

i thought Joe was cruel on that one

@Jeweleye62

Жыл бұрын

They are. 🤣

@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim

Жыл бұрын

@@Jeweleye62 how do you know?

That one guy’s response of “shit.” made me laugh too much, I could feel the panic of an email so short 🤣

The guy drunk texting from work ? His boss should be very proud of him.

@QuixoticCowboy

2 жыл бұрын

He might have an office computer at home or has his office email set up on his phone.

@DrZaius3141

2 жыл бұрын

Only the first email was sent while drunk and that happened at 3 a.m. Either he accidentally sent it from his work adress (big whoop) or he doesn't have a work adress (not his fault) so he has to use his private adress for work stuff and has the automated signature for ease of use. Imagine possibly even getting fired for one drunken attack on a comedian that you apologized for immediately.

@BumMcFluff

Жыл бұрын

@@DrZaius3141 It actually is a big whoop, could almost be a fireable offence, depending on workplace guidelines, and especially at a solicitor's office. Also, he didn't apologize until he was called on it. Maybe we shouldn't justify rude and unacceptable behaviour? Also, 'address'.

@BumMcFluff

Жыл бұрын

@@nemo-x It is unacceptable behaviour for a workplace email. It is a sackable offence. However, I do believe that Joe would have seriously crossed the line if he had sent it on to the employers. As to the comedians their hecklers, that is true, but also not relevant to the workplace argument I was making.

@rooty

Жыл бұрын

Being drunk isn't an excuse for shitty behaviour unless maybe you were tied up and forced to drink alcohol via a hose shoved down your throat or something. If you choose to get drunk, any consequences are 100% on you.

I love that this bit has turned into a whole show. So excited for Joe and his career!!

@ghomerhust

2 ай бұрын

he's becoming a legend with his online trolling and correspondence. i'm always excited to see his next steps when screwing with the outside world

The orphanage one gets me every time!

I'm French and I absolutely felt in love (platonically) for this guy. He is the funniest man I've ever heard :D

@rnw2739

Жыл бұрын

Don't lie, you know you want to bum him...

@ghomerhust

2 ай бұрын

yep, straight as hell, but dammit if i don't wanna give him a hug and buy him a pint. he's epically funny on so many levels, the best troll ive ever seen

‘Dear Bastards’ How I’m going to be starting any letter to a parking fine organisation or council.

9:29 I got so caught off guard by that I literally burst out with a laugh that sounded like a bark.

@ghomerhust

2 ай бұрын

yeah, i get lots of literal LOLs when joe is presenting his online trolling. he's a friggin master class in how to screw with people and corporations in a way that wont come back on you

🤣👍 Can listen those stories again and again. Thank you for being so funny 💕

@lisasommerlad1337

2 жыл бұрын

same. what a treasure.

@helengillespie143

Жыл бұрын

I remember he did a spot in a programme about emails from bogus Airbnb owners. It was utterly brilliant. It will be on KZread. It was a serious subject and he handled them brilliantly.

Joe Lycett is the greatest troll there ever was...:)

I still can't get over having to pay for a public toilet .. I need to pee way too much for that noise lol

Completely silly in the best possible way

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for the drunk guy though. Probably got fired

@justanotherupscaspirant8837

Жыл бұрын

Possibly fake, but a jolly good story nonetheless

My fav Joe story was he went to the PO to check his Passport application. They said there is an error you need to start again - you put neigbour for witness. Joe said it is clear I meant neighbour. The clerk said no and said he needs to start again and pay a new fee when he comes back. Joe said sorry that should be doctor. The clerk said - it clearly says neighbour. Joe pulled a mocking face and said loudly - yes!

One of the few You Tube posts I have ever laughed out loud to. You are very funny Joe, and your observations are so on the ball!

@lukewilliams9400

Жыл бұрын

thank you lesley :) glad to make a lovely lady like you smile

As a result of Joe's letter to National Rail, all toilet facilities were made FOC

I hope you all noted Jack Dee laughing openly - well done, Joe!

Absolutely incredibly hilarious 🤣 Technically that is genius. Making fun out of emails. He is really funny & I wouldn't mind seeing him live in concert

Man, I hope all these things actually happened. Some of them seem too good to be true.

He really is absolutely brilliant, and well played by Chris.

Well done to the guy who recognised mr lycetts game and returned in kind.

The sun seems like a very casual newspaper

@stepheng8779

2 жыл бұрын

Newspaper is stretching it

@adamdavis9838

2 жыл бұрын

I find anyone that calls it a newspaper offensive.

@njujuznem6554

2 жыл бұрын

It's far-right propaganda masquerading as a gossip magazine

@layneistired

2 жыл бұрын

Okay imagine old America n men who think the gay agenda is real, call people snowflakes, and believe trump is the one true president. Now make them british. That's them

@sally675

2 жыл бұрын

@@layneistired yes

“Is that a picture of Matt Baker? I thought he was Chinese” 😂😂😂😂

Joe is totally amazing!

I just love that man.

OMG, i could not stop laughing at the staving child letter

Joe is brilliant I’m In stitches hear I’m crying with laughter I loved every second of that love jou Joe hope to see you live soon I know it will be a great night Love from Denise in Yorkshire England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😂😂🤣🤣👏👏👏👍🥰👋

Joe is the GOAT 🥇👑

I love how entertained everyone else is

GOAT LYCETT

Utterly brilliant

i cant find it but i feel like there is a follow up to the network rail guy asking for compensation for dry cleaning

If malicious compliance was a person, lol.

God I love Joe 😂😂😂

That last one got me good

This guy is golden.

Holy crap he went nuclear on the lawyer.

provide evidence you were not parked in a taxi space? oh you see i was on the moon lol bad luck for me to be drinking water i choked there

he’s so funny 😭

i swear jimmy’s laugh is the sounds of hell

Love Joe's skill with correspondence, though I do worry the Special Operations Group may come knocking with all guns blazing at 5 am one morning.

Mr Lycett is a master And he funny

Jimmy Carr's laugh is epic!

Brilliant humor! He has mastered the English language, enjoy his antics!

That laugh!

I think Joe is very funny. 👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣

He's so funny

Joe is like a tamer but more hilarious version of Mr. Humphreys😂

I feel smarter after viewing... CHEERS

i love Joe

4:30 Doth butter no parsnips

he's fantastic

We need a James Veitch and Joe Lycett collab.

@Mare416

Жыл бұрын

James Veitch is an unrepentant rapist, so no thanks.

Brilliant!!!!💕😺😺😺💫

legend

Brian deserved every bit of it.

I love Joe's comedy! Kudos from your Russian fan!

I'm having a dispute with a company and each email I have written and then read out to my partner I read in the style of Joe lol

Fantastic.

Legend❤

Jimmys laugh 🤯🤯🤯

love Jimmy’s laugh

@sally675

2 жыл бұрын

Me too!! He sounds so happy

He's great 😂😂😂😂😂

10:15 they know not what they do is from Good Friday, not Easter

@RyanRizico

2 жыл бұрын

In the UK we refer to "Easter" as the entire holiday that covers both Good Friday and Easter Sunday. When Joe says Easter he means the holiday celebrated in general and not specifically Easter Sunday.

@MyreW36

Жыл бұрын

Good Friday is part of the Easter holiday

@leilaan9344

Жыл бұрын

@@RyanRizico oh thanks

hell is hearing that guy laugh 24/7, with no breaks…. 🙃

That Brian guy (6:20 - 9:12) deserved it, LOL

I want to see him interact with Nathan Fielder

@nastyleg4571

2 жыл бұрын

Like a bird fighting it’s (British) reflection

Can anyone tell me where Joe Lycett got his shirt from at time stamp (@04:12)?

The world need more anti-trolls like him 😄🙏

@PointsofData

Жыл бұрын

He is the definition of a troll my dude. Trolling is centered around getting a response/reaction, usually by methods that are clearly jokes.

Joe inventing NFTs early

Rodney sounds like a funny guy

Very good 👌🏼

There's a certain point in Joe's stories where you can tell the original exchange stopped, and he just added made-up elements to make the story "funnier".

Imagine joe lycett in Peckham 😂

During the Euston one the Blonde Woman was clearly disgusted

Love your wit, sir, but can we fit in about 30 more ads

If u you get an email from Joe it is etiquette that you join in

I know these are fake but Joe needs to get on to the bloke who owns Trade Centre Wales who lives in Swansea, Mark Bailey 👍 Massive bellend! People driving past his home honking their horn all day now! It's epic! 🤣

@philipjwh2580

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think they are fake, he has a show now that basically expands on this whole thing

@thefuneraldirectorsdaughter84

2 жыл бұрын

@@philipjwh2580 L6cett always has fake letters in his stand up routine.

@ijustwanttocomment21

2 жыл бұрын

@@thefuneraldirectorsdaughter84 I think he does actually send at least some of the letters but obviously the stories in the letters are fake. He also probably dresses up the “replies” but he has proven a few times on his show that he is actually reaching out to the people he says he is.

@thefuneraldirectorsdaughter84

2 жыл бұрын

To the two people above.....he may indeed have sent an email to his building manager or told about a letter that a student of his teacher friend wrote. However, the names and content have been made up or exaggerated. He wouldn't be allowed to read out those things without the other person's permission and I doubt they would be as funny as he makes them. When he writes etc. big businesses calling them out, I assume those are real bit the ones in his act, no. Fabricated completely or exaggerated #soz

@user-yw8sr3uj1w

Жыл бұрын

@@thefuneraldirectorsdaughter84 oh because the toilets at the train station just *suddenly* became free of charge. Some are real. Now go help Daddy with some dead people. At least they'll like you.

I need Joe's help now regarding a treadmill I ordered that was advertised as 'fully assembled'. I received it 'fully unassembled'. Anyway, could you get him to respond to me and help w/return vs discount issue (more details will be explained. Thanks Joe, you are brilliant in these matters. Love to you.

Whats the 'I thought he was Chinese' joke at 1:40/ I didn't get it

@yellow6409

2 жыл бұрын

it just means that he didnt even know who matt baker was and was just trying to sell a picture of a random chinese man kicking a pigeon

@Ali-lh1st

2 жыл бұрын

@@yellow6409 🤣🤣🤣ok thanks

denying access to toilets is the dumbest thing ive ever come across, pay to use really!!!

4:36 🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭

Oh so that ted talk guy got this idea from Joe Lycett. I was wondering after watching that video, that it sounded very familiar.

@suziewhattley3917

2 жыл бұрын

And Joe got the idea from Robin Cooper (real surname Popper) "The Timewaster Letters" or Don Novello (Father Guido Sarducci of SNL fame) in the "Lazlo Toth" series. All books are delightful. Don Novello targeted quite a few famous figures. I'm glad to see Joe continuing this great art form.

@mastertrams

2 жыл бұрын

The American guy you're referring to is James Veitch isn't it? I'm not sure who did it first out of the two of them, but they are slightly different. James responds to scam emails, Joe contacts actual companies with complaints...

@AlexaFaie

Жыл бұрын

@@mastertrams James Veitch is English....