The Tale of Johnny and Claire | Joe Lycett

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Joe shares the tale of Claire (his friend who is bad with men) and Johnny (a homophobic bully from the TA).
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  • @trockodile
    @trockodile18 күн бұрын

    "Don't worry, they don't know you're called Peter..."🤣

  • @rachaelh9193

    @rachaelh9193

    17 күн бұрын

    The 🎉

  • @joebleasdale5557
    @joebleasdale555717 күн бұрын

    “Why’s she over there?…” 😂😂😂😂

  • @jacquelinelopez1671
    @jacquelinelopez167118 күн бұрын

    …”And she’s called Lorraine” 😂😂

  • @lucyelizxo5066
    @lucyelizxo506617 күн бұрын

    The gays of Wigan are with you joe 😭😭😂wish all five of us had known about your gig 😭😭

  • @deborahjasaurus3046

    @deborahjasaurus3046

    12 күн бұрын

    I'm from Wigan, constantly find myself apologising on Wigan's behalf 🤣🤣

  • @crystalaustralia
    @crystalaustralia18 күн бұрын

    We love Claire 😂

  • @angemaidment5640

    @angemaidment5640

    14 күн бұрын

    He says it like he’s trying to convince himself 🤣🤣🤣

  • @teycha88
    @teycha8817 күн бұрын

    Joe is such a hoot. 😂 I love his stories😂

  • @thelyrebird1310
    @thelyrebird131017 күн бұрын

    The best coming out story I ever heard was a friend who when he came out to his parents, they explained that they were both bi and in an open relationship with their close friends lol

  • @Xeroph-5

    @Xeroph-5

    16 күн бұрын

    That is simultaneously hilarious, and incredibly heartwarming

  • @echognomecal6742
    @echognomecal674217 күн бұрын

    Now I'm going to be randomly picturing a cat walking with tp rolls on for a month at least. If you see someone outside suddenly start giggling for no reason, could be me 😉🤣

  • @ExInferis.

    @ExInferis.

    17 күн бұрын

    I've got two cats. I'll be walking around the house spontaneously erupting in laughter whenever I see them. I wonder how long I can get away with it before my Mum asks what the hell is so funny? 🤔🤣

  • @echognomecal6742

    @echognomecal6742

    17 күн бұрын

    @@ExInferis. Are they very active lil weirdos? Bc then she might have a clue as to why 😜🤣

  • @ExInferis.

    @ExInferis.

    17 күн бұрын

    @@echognomecal6742 Not as active as they once were as they're 17 in a couple of months. But they have their moments where they get a bug up their bum and shoot through the house like grease lightning! Cats really are mystery! 😂

  • @echognomecal6742

    @echognomecal6742

    17 күн бұрын

    @@ExInferis. Aww, siblings? Yeah, we had a few memorable incidents of ours getting the zoomies & creating chaos lol Wishing you more very happy times together with them!

  • @ExInferis.

    @ExInferis.

    17 күн бұрын

    @@echognomecal6742 Yes, two girls. That's actually Shakti in my channel logo there. Her sister is Bast. Found them as stray kittens in the winter of 2007, one of the coldest we had, so we took them in. Do you have any now? Thanks for the kind words, really nice of you!

  • @mickeyfilmer5551
    @mickeyfilmer55515 күн бұрын

    Much better than when I have to stand up at Tesco and present my card....😂 You're amazing! Top work Joe!

  • @jakeheez
    @jakeheez17 күн бұрын

    holy shit joe lycett is fire on stage

  • @TOBLEROWAN123
    @TOBLEROWAN12318 күн бұрын

    Classic old Lycett love it

  • @michaeldenney6622
    @michaeldenney662214 күн бұрын

    claire is my kind of person

  • @judegray381
    @judegray38114 күн бұрын

    Fucking love your humour 😂😂❤

  • @TheGreatFish23
    @TheGreatFish2312 күн бұрын

    what can i say you make me laugh so hard i piss myself

  • @kathfro
    @kathfroКүн бұрын

    Laughing so hard because we’ve all come across a few Claire’s in our time 😂

  • @foxbosmit521
    @foxbosmit52118 күн бұрын

    You know Joe puts it quite simple I struggled with the labels that others put on you and I go by panbi just to be awkward lol

  • @Argeaux2

    @Argeaux2

    18 күн бұрын

    You think that’s awkward? Bless your heart.

  • @foxbosmit521

    @foxbosmit521

    17 күн бұрын

    @@Argeaux2 Apologies for the long reply Well considering i joined the regs ( the real army ) at 16 was always called gay behind my back never once had a fella while i was serving cant say the same for the others there's a thing called only gay while away ¬.¬ anyway it was infuriating because some real ugly lads would think i was into them because i was open about sex and would often say jokingly ''dont knock it if you have not tried it'' and how people shouldn't feel shame ( this was 2008) and to a infantry lads brain back then that means gaaaaaaay lol its kinda awkward because i'm a massive flirt and i'd do it to people just to make the situation awkward just for teh lulz as was the sayings anyway with all the flags and lables and everything else and a lot of self discovery i settled on panbi because its not a label that people are making cash out of

  • @mikemclaughlin5255
    @mikemclaughlin525518 күн бұрын

    I am Rhubarb Bikini

  • @karleken2009
    @karleken200917 күн бұрын

    Soooo funny!

  • @Bad-wolfe
    @Bad-wolfe18 күн бұрын

    I'm originally from Dudley lol

  • @just_passing_through
    @just_passing_through18 күн бұрын

    16:00 Is that Rachael Riley and Pasha Kovalev in the audience?

  • @thomasbowman1386

    @thomasbowman1386

    18 күн бұрын

    👍

  • @nederlanditism1154

    @nederlanditism1154

    18 күн бұрын

    Also a very helpful hint for pinning down the year. I'd like to say not only 10 kilos (he) but also ten years (if not more) ago.

  • @benxwebster

    @benxwebster

    15 күн бұрын

    @@nederlanditism1154what a weird thing to say

  • @alexplorer

    @alexplorer

    9 күн бұрын

    Good catch. I scrolled down just now to see if anyone else noticed.

  • @wolfie_75
    @wolfie_7518 күн бұрын

    Wooo

  • @masterxyr
    @masterxyr12 күн бұрын

    I find bisexuality as confusing as the Earth being an oblate spheroid. Anyway, sweet set. Maybe I'll tattoo the one that goes ' if you can get a poo out , you can get a knob in'

  • @user-nq2kq3de7q
    @user-nq2kq3de7q12 күн бұрын

    Who doesn't love a Stalin quote? 😂

  • @LimeyRedneck
    @LimeyRedneck18 күн бұрын

    😅

  • @yaellesahbel3157
    @yaellesahbel31574 күн бұрын

    His comments about the sofa don't do much to help the misconception about the "fucking-things-in-the-kitchen" pansexuality.😂😂😂

  • @jerrycallender9352
    @jerrycallender935216 күн бұрын

    Greetings from the Gay in Tucson, Arizona USofA.. Didn't realize I hadn't subscribed so just did.

  • @thefourthsauce7020
    @thefourthsauce702018 күн бұрын

    This comment was sponsored by Alan Sugar. 🎉

  • @markstevens9660
    @markstevens966017 күн бұрын

    It’s ‘aitch’ …..not ‘haitch’ !! Joe …..🤔😳😘

  • @ratholin
    @ratholin18 күн бұрын

    lol Great now I have rage against the machine's Renee gays of funk stuck in my head.

  • @kellyshenkerguitarlessons
    @kellyshenkerguitarlessons15 күн бұрын

    🌈

  • @EXbobomb
    @EXbobomb14 күн бұрын

    Bruh you've been re-uploading the same shit for years. Wtf.

  • @timspencer4324
    @timspencer432416 күн бұрын

    Yawn.....

  • @Darkblade2026
    @Darkblade202616 күн бұрын

    Lost interest 2x speed 🤨

  • @Secretgeek2012

    @Secretgeek2012

    16 күн бұрын

    Nobody cares, Large Arse.

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