"you've got the same hours in a day as Beyonce" "but not the *resources*, janet!" classic

@heatherm3071

Жыл бұрын

Loved that! And his last bit in the show about silliness. I'm a 67 year old grandma who is actually very silly with the grandkids. The parents look down on it. But it's necessary in life. You need to keep your joy and Joe you are a blessing for reminding us.

@Mrstigger747

Жыл бұрын

@@heatherm3071 bravo from another 67 yo nana ❣️

@josievaccaro

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

"I ate 3 cooking apples and an owl," might be my favorite punchline. It's perfect.

@DerEchteBold

Жыл бұрын

I wonder why he didn't combine that with the small boy, saying baby bird instead.

There can be no doubt that Joe Lycett is not only one of the most incredible humanist comics, but clearly he is without doubt, Rhubarb Bikini.

@Maura237

Жыл бұрын

Wasn't he Hugo Boss? Then again, if Rhubarb Bikini is everything at once, they are also Hugo Boss ánd Joe Lycett

@BlueDylo

11 ай бұрын

it's pronounced Rayan..

I'm a Frenchman and English is not my mother tongue. But you are the comedian who makes me laugh the most. None of the French speaking comedians come close to you. You bring me joy in my sad days. Watching you is like taking an antidepressant that works immediately. Without you my mental health would be much worse than it is. Thank you very much Joe Lycett, and please carry on! :)

@tesfuweldemikael2902

Жыл бұрын

I've also been sustaining my sanity by watching Would I Lie To You. Such a relaxing humour. But in French, do you know Haroun? Can be quite dark, but excellent.

@jamesdoyle4989

Жыл бұрын

Jean-Alexandre, I feel the same way you do!

@bonfacemiringu0108

Жыл бұрын

mental health is often a neglectedcondition that people take for granted as most times it doesnt manifest externally, kudos for raising . Personally l wear headphones most times as I suffer from auditory hallucinations and anxiety and standup is a cure for me.

@ionae3440

Жыл бұрын

What a lovely comment

@joynkindness

7 ай бұрын

❤🎉

Thanks for posting the full show. Your American fans have a heck of a time finding your stuff and we LYCETT!

@kevinhorrell4144

Жыл бұрын

Totally underrated here.

@MA-ot1qf

Жыл бұрын

Same from European fans!

@DrunkInPublic

Жыл бұрын

👏🏼👏🏼 Pin this comment 😂😂

@smazinnen95

Жыл бұрын

I hope he comes to America on tour soon!!!! Would be epic!!

@suisui7481

Жыл бұрын

i wish i can watch the thats the way aha aha joe lycetts

I tried to learn Welsh in Duolingo. One of the first sentences they teach is how to say 'I am a dragon'. Clearly, they have their priorities straight

@valeriepark9444

7 күн бұрын

The one redeeming quality of Duolingo

I swear, that fruitarian line is one of Joe's best written jokes. Heard it so many times and it still cracks me up!

@ItsMeBoomBoom

Жыл бұрын

the owl... 🤣🤣🤣

@IrukunTheTuna

11 ай бұрын

I introduced a friend to Joe Lycett once and he COMPLETELY lost it at that joke. 😂

Thanks Joe! I quote this in my head on the regular; especially when someone states the obvious I think “Well dome, Ben!” No matter what their name is.

@joshyoung1440

Жыл бұрын

*done lol sorry

@TJR-hs2dj

Жыл бұрын

Omg same! Hahaha

@brittanyturner4998

Жыл бұрын

I have a son named Ben and after having a Joe marathon my son did something I meant to say well done Ben supportivly but it came out just as sarcastic as Joe 🤣🤣🤣

@MJAY-N7129

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

I made the mistake of starting to watch this around 1am not realising how long it was. It's now 3.17am and I'm sad that it's finished. You made me laugh, I love that you troll people in a fun way rather than a malicious way and my brain just decided you and James Veitch would be the epitome of chaotic good.

@barboralitvanova5111

Жыл бұрын

But it’s just an hour? 😮

@Mrstigger747

Жыл бұрын

I’ve watched it in sessions all day and it’s taken me 6 hours, lol 😝

@PS-vm3we

Жыл бұрын

Haha, here I am, at 1 am...

@makeitwithalex4483

3 ай бұрын

OMG I did the same thing and just looked up to see the time is 3.17pm

@DeathnoteBB

Ай бұрын

Daylight savings?

If a guy took me to see Joe Lycett on our first date, I'd marry him. I hope they're still together.

@jpdfive

Жыл бұрын

who, the guy or joe?

@cazkiwinz4300

Жыл бұрын

No, she means Paul and Flora

@katherinedobias7499

11 ай бұрын

I had that happen to me where I went on a first date to a Louis CK show in 2012-2013. Only date I had with the guy.

@ghomerhust

2 ай бұрын

@@katherinedobias7499 dont blame you a bit.

@KM-rt5jj

Ай бұрын

The bar for men is so low it's a tavern in hades

Joe trying to run away from and then fight the cameraman is some next-level comedy

@jakk1hundo553

Жыл бұрын

“I’ll kill ya dead” had me in stitches 😂

@sunejrgensen8516

6 ай бұрын

It´s really not. Been done so many times in the past by comics before him.

@Eadwulf_Skald

6 ай бұрын

@@sunejrgensen8516 I'm guessing you are the ultimate innovator then? Each day doing something that nobody in history has ever done... Things can be funny regardless of how much they've been said or done.

@sunejrgensen8516

6 ай бұрын

@@Eadwulf_Skald Gotta say, you sure made a lot of out something you clearly didn´t quite understand.

@ghomerhust

2 ай бұрын

@@sunejrgensen8516 do you go to a bar you dont like, buy a drink, then before you leave, you shout for everyone to hear "this bar sucks"? because it's really odd to do that sort of thing. and you're doing it right now.....

"He's in here everyday, and it's always the same." Priceless. We in retail call them regulars.

the amount of JOY i received while watching this is immeasurable, unbelievably wholesome comedy, gosh! well done, thank you so much sir Joe!

@Ipoetize

Жыл бұрын

I get it, I too feel the same "unbelievably wholesome comedy" Lakki! Joe has the unique ability to exude a level of joyousness even when his intent is to express distain for something.

@milkmothmaen

Жыл бұрын

right! there are so much ways to make jokes about things and only few choose not to be douches !

@genolopez6127

Жыл бұрын

You're comment really got me out of a bubble I didn't know I was in! With the world being messed up as it currently is, and with me being sucked into the whole 'Ricky-Gervais-are-some-jokes-too-offensive' thingy, I kind of lost the joy of stand-up. While awful/dark jokes have their place, Joe's stand-up is like snuggling up in a warm blanket with a lovely cup of tea. Superb sardonic comedy that's both nostalgic & modern. So yeah, thanks❤️

@ghomerhust

2 ай бұрын

@@Ipoetize everything joe participates in just ends up extra bubbly and funny. he's been on Qi several times, and he's always enjoyable. fantastic guy!

"The Lycett Situation" sounds like the name of a 90's art-rock group.

@ghomerhust

2 ай бұрын

you can just picture the album cover! a bunch of guys standing in a forest, all looking different directions, shirts open, and fake abs painted on their hairy bellies, and in the background, a dog is taking a poo.

@SuperSoundtracks

2 ай бұрын

@@ghomerhust You turn the album around and there's a big black and white picture of a passing airplane, for some reason.

Sometimes I’ll just say “WELL DONE BEN!” to my friends and it confuses them every time

the way he helps educate and inform people about the lgbtq+ community is amazing, he has a great balance of serious and comedy, thank you💗🏳️‍🌈

@finmiles965

Жыл бұрын

Right?! Gives me hope that things can get better, love jokes that also relay information :)

I think this is my lucky day because I was literally on a Joe Lycett marathon and then he posts this!!!

It's not just his amazing humour, it's the delivery, the way he makes you feel instantly at ease and the tying in together of the material. See you at Folsom Joe!

“The Lycett Situation: I’ll F You Up”😂😂😂

Who else could be Joe's hypeman but Joe himself! So funny seeing him introduce himself from side of stage

I nearly choked on a clementine section when the pasty picture came up on screen. Thanks for almost killing me Joe. My plan is to die laughing so I'll ring you up when I'm on the way out.

You're a genuine superhero-troll! Love that you use your skills, energy and wit to expose the hypocrites, bigots and bores. Just saw the tv- show where you trolled on behalf of a bunch of students being blackmailed by their landlord, and wow man, you're doing important work AND being hilarious at the same time, proving comedy is a very powerful tool, one pun at a time. Thebway you bring it all together in the end is brilliant. Love from Sweden!

In such a bleak world, I am so glad we have Joe Lycett to make it silly. ❤

Today is the first time I've ever heard of you and I have never laughed harder. You are absolutely delightful and now on the very top of my list of favorite comedians! You and your mother are splendid artists.

Thank you so much for sharing this Joe! Absolutely hilarious, you are a treasure. Yours, Courgette Thong

@janeeyre1990

Жыл бұрын

Agreed! Absolutely outstanding! Sincerely, Arugula Bandeau

@TikiStanford

Жыл бұрын

I concur! None can compare to the wit that is Joe Lycett! Warm regards, Broccolini Bottoms

@Amalgamotion

11 ай бұрын

Dear Joe, you probably know why I'm writing you, you bitch. Absolute legend, you daft bastard! All the best, Moishe Towelette

My face hurts from laughing and smiling... thanks for posting this, Joe!! Amazing! Please come tour the U.S.!

@Ipoetize

Жыл бұрын

I second that motion Joe, It's a done deal so see ya soon!

@rhondasisco-cleveland2665

Жыл бұрын

Yes

My Alexa kicked into life when you said 'lock the doors' 🤣

I did steal the phrase fraught with peril. Accent and all. It's too wonderful

@alicequayle4625

Жыл бұрын

It's a phrase used to get used in the old days eg victorian / 20s / 50s movies and books .I guess it was used more in a theatrical or camp way esp in later years

omg I laughed so hard at Aiko's email I had to grab my asthma inhaler

I’m very much emotionally invested in Paul and Flora

A FUCKING OWL?!?!?! i am literallly crying im laughing soo hard

Beautifully crafted show. I seldom laugh out loud when I am alone but I laughed plenty!

What a Mind!! Thank you Joe. Your comedy is unique and amazing. I pressed play, expecting a few moments of fun but couldn't stop and saw the whole thing. Just wonderful. Thank you!

I travelled from Zakynthos, Greece to see you! ❤

This is why I absolutely love British Comedians 🤣🤣🤣

I am beyond thrilled you uploaded this to your channel, you are one of my favourite people of all time.

Just watched the Little Mix Jamaican accent clip and I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BAHDEHNDAY

Thank you Joe Lycett!!!! You are FABULOUS, and so phenomenally talented. Thanks for making us all laugh and feel so good!

A full show in HD? How extremely generous!🙂🙃

Thank you so much for uploading. Sooooo needed the laughs. Sitting here wondering what happened to Paul and Flora....😁

Thanks Joe! My day is not wasted; I learned something new today. I never knew those little baskets fruit comes in had a name - punnet! I will be annoying people by sharing this information everywhere.

Awesome show! I’m so glad to see this in its entirety. Many belly laughs!

HOORAYYYYYYY!!!! I had previously streamed this but haven't been able to find it in months. I wanted to buy it, but it wasn't "available in my area/country". So thank sooooo much for posting this!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Thanks Joe! Loved every bit of it! ❤️

This man is a genius! Thanks for the laughter!

I put this on while doing some hand stitching and I ended up stabbing myself with a needle while having a coughing fit from laughing wrong. I would like to sue for the amount of two more specials on KZread so I can properly injure the rest of my fingers. I may have also pissed myself a bit but we can keep that between us.

@heatherrobinson4460

10 ай бұрын

Rabid wombatKat,....my Dad taught me that a wombat is a bald pu**y.

Thanks for the laughter Joe!❤️☀️🤣

Bless you for the upload! I don't care if I've seen it, I'm watching it again

Hes absolutely briliant. Cant wait to watch the next one.

This man is a comedy genius!

Brilliant approach to almost everything Ive seen of his. This is my 3rd time watching just this special over the past 2 years or so. So funny. ..

Just what I needed today! Thank you

Just finished watching this special again. Hilarious. Watched More More More immediately after. You're a gem. Hilarious and touching. Come drink with me in New Hampshire!

thanks so much for uploading this!

First time watching any of Joes work, after first seeing him on the GN show. Bloody funny. Loved it. Thank you from NZ>

Absolutely wonderful!

Pure gold, just brilliant

Absolutely splendid!

Yessss thank you for posting this

Love this show!^^ Thank you for making my day! I laughed so much XD

Rarely chuckle aloud while watching comedy home alone. Well done sir, well done.

Great! Now i know what show it was. Just ordered te dvd. I hope for a show in the Netherlands or Belgium on your next tour!

Absolutely hilarious performance, Joe.

This was absolutely fabulous. Completely satisfied from the Midwest, USA!

More, more, more!!!! He's so funny. Genuinely makes me laugh. So great.

GOD BLESS!!!! I've tried on multiple occasions to find and purchase your shows on Amazon uk but I'm not in the region so it wouldn't let me even with a VPN. So excited to watch you in full 💘💘💘

What a nice surprise, uploading this for free ❤

Yay! Thanks Joe, love it!!

excellent! bravo joe! 👏its good to see comedians punching up instead of down, like so many do here in the US.

Absolutely love your stand up 🤩😂👏🏼

Yay!!! A full show! 💖 ~THC

YAAASSSSSSSS! Sending love from Across the pond, hope to visit UK and see you live one day.

@stargazingskeleton5917

Жыл бұрын

Same, bro!😄

Great stand up mate! Thanks Joe!

Thank you so muchhhh for uploading

Joe dared... _dared!_ to challenge a legendary *Cameraman.* Does he not know about the supernatural capabilities of this most exotic species?

First time I’ve seen you. Absolutely brilliant. Great work

Thanks a bunch for uploading!

I adore you. Thank you for this, love from Kenya

How does Joe not have more KZread subscribers? Let's fix that

Love your material. Suggestion for your art piece of the coffee in the rear title: Bottoms up.

Love you man!you are one of the GOATS!!

Ahahahahahahha o goodness. You are delightfully wicked.

Absolutely hilarious .. how well put together .. must be alot of preping .. thought a bit silly at first but more funny as I got more & more towrds the end. Such a shame there's so many hundreds of adds !! Well done good man !

BIG Fan of yours Lycett, from China🇨🇳！Gosh ain't this vid a CLASSIC, I don't know how many times I've rewatched it but it's just as good as new! Love your dramatic acts and such talented expression of emotions❤❤❤❤❤

Lots of love for you Joe from the US!

Brilliant. Just absolutely brilliant 😂

I've watched this like 5 times, too funny.

"...she said "trans people are unnatural" whilst eating a pannet of seedless grapes..." just this line makes me change my attitude towards transexuality, thanks a lot for that, Joe Lycett

@georgielancaster1356

Жыл бұрын

Just to add to your knowledge - they do get about... :-) WW2 Spitfire pilot Robert Cowell became Roberta Cowell post war. She raced cars pre and post war. ATA pilot Irene Joy Ferguson WW2 became Jonathon Ferguson post war - and the only real change in her life was a pay rise, as men were paid more than women in the civil service. The most beautifully written book about changing is written by Jan Morris. CONUNDRUM. Also wrote as James Morris. Exquisite travel writer. I have acres of research on WW2. So much on gays in service. Jimmy Edwards DFC with the huge moustache was gay. Secretly. He grew the moustache to cover scars when he crash landed his fighter. But he was a hunting Tory. THAT is his awful truth. Ian Gleed DFC. Led a fighter sqn. Adored by his men. Wrote his autobiography and publisher said "It's a bit obvious... " So they invented a fiance. Pamela, I think it was... Ian's family said WHO THE HELL IS PAMELA? When he was killed, publisher got a pile of letters to send to Pamela, wanting to comfort her on her loss SO. many gays in the services! Hope this helps with thinking about how you think of of trans people. One of the most famous plastic surgeons who worked on burns and injuries in Air Force, WW2, Harold Gillies completed Robert Cowell's transition. Couldn't remove testes. At the time, illegal - but once that was done, he could complete work.

@elliottmcpeek7443

Жыл бұрын

@@georgielancaster1356 this is really cool thank you so much for sharing!

@ssp4795

Жыл бұрын

@@georgielancaster1356 these are great stories, but they still are wonderful EXCEPTIONs. we dont' need to re-order society for the 1%. and just to give some balance, the despicable Dr Money, upon whose work much of this psuedoscience is based, was a quack. Lycett is being a fool to embrace trans like they are the same as him, because the transpeople will turn on the "straight gays" at some point. Laugh now, don't make me come back in 3 years and comment again, when Joe is being labelled a bigot for not wanting to date a transwoman with a penis. Joe protecting Muslims is also so very, very weird. His whole "story" about being fake person on the right is hilarious, because ... well I won't openly say what his glaring errors were, but the first is to assume all right wingers love Katie Hopkins. Granted this is just a fun story where the audience gets to laugh at people.... and promote a religion that hates gay people, whilst denigrating a local political party for doing the same, despite any modern evidence of that. and this is why 🤡 clownworld became a thing.

@Mrstigger747

Жыл бұрын

@@georgielancaster1356 OMG 😳 WOW 🤩 thank you so very much for that❣️. That is amazing knowledge and I appreciate your teaching method. Cool 😎

@finmiles965

Жыл бұрын

What a lovely sentiment! That joke always cracks me up! Just to let you know most trans people don’t use transsexual as a word to describe them, it’s more preferred to use the word “transgender” as “transsexual” is outdated and could be seen as a derogatory term in the past (also “tranny” was/is also used as a slur these days and in the past :/ ) Thank you for being open to learning about us, you give me hope for the future 🥰

this just popped up in the auto play queue when i wasn’t paying attention…. new favorite comedian

I'm an old brummie in Australia...your like a breath of fresh wind...you being Birmingham back to me...all power to you.

I love every second of this

I LOVE YOU,.....Thank you for being you

Thanks Joe!

thanks for sharing full show. throughly enjoyed.! you’re a hoot.! ☺️😊😃 ✌🏻🇦🇺🌏🤘🏻

Many thanks from Poland!

I was sooo sad when the show ended. so I exited youtube, then logged in again, unliked the video then liked it again and then I watched again ... Fckn brrrrrilliant !!! much love from South Africa. oh and P.s. I am Rabarber Melk en koekie doekie (which is Rhubarb Bikini in Afrikaans - google translator says so ) direct translation.. Rhubarb Milk and Cookie cloth 😂😂🤣 Thank you for the wonderful laughs - this is what the world needs now 💙💙

Amazing! I adore this. I'm Australian, so I'm not exactly able to see you live, so these are lovely to see!

@dominika____

Жыл бұрын

Coming there next year

You have led the way, I will follow

Crikey! You are brilliant! I literally just stumbled over you thanks to a bit you did at The Apollo, (I'm guessing in the UK). I'm thinking of rejoining Twitter, just to follow you. Love from a British + in the USA.

This is comedy GOLD! Thanks so much Joe, it made my day