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@samkilpatrickisabaddie

4 жыл бұрын

eeeeeeeeeeeeee

@georgia2919

4 жыл бұрын

wait how was this comment posted 1 week ago but the video was uploaded 1 day ago😳

@Thomashorsman

4 жыл бұрын

georgia they upload it privately before hand then when they release the video they just have to change it to public

@ahmedhussain999

2 жыл бұрын

I love that Potnoodle has a sense of humour 😄 Reminds me of the comment Lister from Red Dwarf made about them.

@oenone3805

2 жыл бұрын

Hey C4, given that you have full and accurate captioning on your programming when it's broadcast, why is your youtube content using inaccessible auto-generated captions?

“Dog sexism* is literally the greatest subject for an email ever.

@IrishWarrior43

3 жыл бұрын

Snowflakes complaining

@eviexedits9301

3 жыл бұрын

@@IrishWarrior43 it’s a joke I-

@lunakoala5053

2 жыл бұрын

This could actually be a bad translation from German. In German nouns are gendered. The Sun is female, a dog (Hund) is male. So in this case using the male pronoun would be proper gender-neutral in German.

@Dilkingt0nne

2 жыл бұрын

@@eviexedits9301 it is, but let’s be brutally honest it’s 2021 and it’s not beyond the bounds of imagination that some wetwipe would get upset about that for real, you know poes law and that….

@potocatepetl

2 жыл бұрын

@@IrishWarrior43 Babyboomer lack of sense of humour....

I am terribly disappointed that he didn't sign the last email as Joe Slicett

@fitandgaming4200

3 жыл бұрын

I'm contemplating sending a complaint to KZread for this comment. Soon as I wipe the tears from my eyes.😂😂😂

@kitty121261

3 жыл бұрын

OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I feel like it's peak British culture to be more excited about Val from Bake Off than Spiderman

@Plethorality

2 жыл бұрын

and?

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

@@Plethorality And what?

@Plethorality

2 жыл бұрын

@@DeathnoteBB i was slightly irritated by something thar did not matter, then i made a dismissive comment. in other words, i was rude. and i am sorry.

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

@@Plethorality Aw it’s okay :( I was just confused, as your comment implied there was information left out or they made a point unclear. But it seemed like a complete thought to me so I was genuinely confused XD

@Plethorality

2 жыл бұрын

@@DeathnoteBB fair enough. it took me ages to work out what i had meant, too. that is why i took so long to get back to you. the comment was six months ago, and i have beem working on being nicer, since then.... its not always automatic!

The picture of the Dad looked pissed at the tree always makes me laugh

I often see pet products with male pronouns for dogs and female for cats.

@mattykey2249

4 жыл бұрын

yeah, I mean I love Joe, but it's just the way it is, most other languages have fixed pronouns, and some have been passed to ours.

@abby2233

3 жыл бұрын

Matty Key you realise this is a joke

@emmettdonkeydoodle6230

3 жыл бұрын

Abby_car Considering it’s true, I don’t think it’s just a joke

@emmettdonkeydoodle6230

3 жыл бұрын

Matty Key That’s an interesting point. “Just the way it is” is a bit of a stupid conclusion tho imo. Der Hund/die Katze I believe are similarly gendered in most languages that have heavily influenced English. Never thought about it tbh, thanks for the input!

@britishtf2

3 жыл бұрын

​@@emmettdonkeydoodle6230 Interestingly, the use of he/his/him is grammatically correct here no matter what. When one doesn't know the sex of something, the default is to use the male pronouns. Many people use they/them/their, but grammatically* these should only be used with plurality. It's called the 'Generic He'. Note that this probably comes from the same grammatical roots as the use of 'man' when talking about mankind etc. I cannot confirm this, however. *I still think it should now be considered valid to use they/them/their as well as he/him/his.

This couldn't be more British 😂😂😂

@ILKTTRZ

2 жыл бұрын

Yea they started off with the teeth thing the internet jokes about

Y'all, he's... a comedian. It's a joke. They're meant to be silly complaints, silly emails, and silly responses.

@gracepuckey3090

3 жыл бұрын

Except dog sexism, that's a pressing issue that MUST be addressed

@SamGlaze

3 жыл бұрын

I thought this was one of those comments that’s complaining about a problem that doesn’t actually exist. Then I scrolled down in the comment section further... eesh

@Plethorality

2 жыл бұрын

really!!!!!??? imagine!!!

@irishhamiltonmemes6748

2 жыл бұрын

@@gracepuckey3090 🤦‍♀️not its not shut up

@irishhamiltonmemes6748

2 жыл бұрын

@@Plethorality I'm guessing that's sarcasm, the reason they said that sir/madam is because some people took it litterly and didn't get the joke

It funny when he pauses the pot noodle part to scold the audience for caring more about the pot noodle case than hermes selling off packages. 😂

Joe's reaction to the crowd's reaction to the pot noodle is incredible 😂 it's just 1 word "right" but the delivery is everything!!!!!

"oo I'll give you a slice Joe 😉"

@emilyscloset2648

3 жыл бұрын

ik. I was cracking up xD

@lordcharfield4529

Жыл бұрын

What a wasted opportunity 😉

What I find interesting that wasnt mentioned was that the company Pedigree make both dog and cat treats... the dog ones say him and the cat ones say her

@dubious6718

2 жыл бұрын

Dog is often a slang word for men and cat is a slang word for women.

@davidsmith5523

2 жыл бұрын

Do they taste ok?

@magdalena_dewinter

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidsmith5523 but chalky for my liking tbh

@davidsmith5523

2 жыл бұрын

@@magdalena_dewinter I thought I was barking up the wrong tree asking.

I see a lot of comments saying that ‘this is peak British culture’ but we have a guy who does a similar thing in the Netherlands where people write to him about some bureaucratic thing they’re angry about but instead of writing emails on people’s behalf, this guy walks into the offender’s offices armed with a confetti canon and a framed award detailing the hyper specific way in which the company has been a knobhead. Sometimes he gets punched in the jaw. Sometimes he gets the government to change the refugee regulations for children. Sometimes he exposes a big sexual assault scandal in The Voice of Holland. You never know which you’re gonna get

@ems7623

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a good show. The British and the Dutch share some cultural traits now and then. I see some differences in the humor too from your description.

Labradora the Explorer made me laugh so hard 🤣

Literally was thinking the same thing about the pot noodle one lol

@galliumg8483

3 жыл бұрын

Pot noddle

Guys... sorry to break it to you, but it’s **meant** to be ridiculous. It’s meant to be funny and ridiculous. It’s meant to be kind of petty. Take a joke you guys for real.

@tonyravioli1982

2 жыл бұрын

I think you have a different meaning of "Kind of Petty" Probably the most petty thing I have ever seen. And I watch the news frequently.

@Plethorality

2 жыл бұрын

ya think!!??

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

Sure but sometimes he’s bothering real people just doing a job. When you work with the general populous this stuff becomes less a joke and more “Oh great, another one”

@AliceMcDonagh

2 жыл бұрын

It’s concerning that some people apparently don’t realise this 😐

@oneiroi7445

Жыл бұрын

@@DeathnoteBB oh no, not the corporations! What will they doooooooo??!?!1!1?

The pot noodle bit is hilarious

I have 5 dogs 3mini yorkies and 2 teacup, I’m now looking at them with their shit names and shaking my head thanks joe lol

@Epitome613

3 жыл бұрын

Now I need to know what their names are.

@Sacchidanand

3 жыл бұрын

Yap, kindly share what you name ....

@phillbanks4103

3 жыл бұрын

All from lion king simbaa timone kiara narla and rafiki, it’s what happens when you have kids lol

@whyamigae9666

3 жыл бұрын

*My dog came with a name (she was a year old) Lady. We tried to change it but it didn’t work. Now we call her hairy arse.*

@julzmusic8708

3 жыл бұрын

@@phillbanks4103 those are excellent names :-P my sister has a dog called ‘Squidgy Muffin’ if it makes you feel any better :-D

i fell in love with a guy like him last year but it didn't go well. i took the experience as one of the funniest chapter of my life and when I saw joe it just made me burst out laughing hahahaa

@bn1314

3 жыл бұрын

A guy like who?

@HarekaTysiri

3 жыл бұрын

@@bn1314 joe!

@lightupskechers2915

Жыл бұрын

I fell in love with Joe

@HumanTypewriter

Жыл бұрын

Aww that's really cute

@temptemp4174

Жыл бұрын

It obviously wasn't expected to go well of he was like joe, Joe is gay

Aisling Bea(gle), amazing!

Harsh Joe, Tom Cruise is sixteen Camembert cheese wheels tall, so long as they are stacked on top of each other.

@emilyrachel3930

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@Mx.Phoenix

3 жыл бұрын

Flat on top of each other or balancing on the sides??

@esmeraldagreengate4354

Жыл бұрын

@@Mx.Phoenix flat

All dogs, male or female, are good boys

@emilyrachel3930

3 жыл бұрын

Heckin’ good bois 😊

@maxsalazar7050

3 жыл бұрын

People need help understanding this

This Showconcept is simple &fun and includes the audience . I Lycett ! :-D

The standard and king sized noodles... are they the same size in the end? Usually when something is shorter, but thicker vs thinner but taller, they end up being the same. Lol

@Reverendshot777

3 жыл бұрын

No there's definitely more noodles in the king sized ones.

Happily watching along and then BAM the Homebase triad strikes me with an ad half way through! They know....

so lovely to see joe lycett hugging himself

That's so funny. Val could literally be Joe's mom or aunt. They're pretty much identical.

@carolynworthington8996

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, so cute.

I was literally going to buy a blossom tree from that website, so glad I didn't 😅

When was this on telly?! How did I not know about this sooner??! It's literally hilarious. It's Joe's greatest gift to comedy - _READING OUT E-MAILS_ I'm so pleased this was recognised by Channel 4 as comedy *GOLD* and henceforth turned into standing-ovation-worthy television! 🌟

God you’re a sweetheart Joe. 💝

Never seen this show before but finding it very funny

The dog names are amazing

Spiderman cake. Relabel as 11 portions. Job done!

Ha, loved the first one about the denture sticks! You should have said 'Dame Judy Dentures'... or is that just me?

Just looked at the back of my dogs dentalife packet and it says his!

Absolutely brilliant !!! I love your complaint letters!!!!!

I haven't laughed out loud on my own for ages... shitzu perkins. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

186 grams a slice, (at least) 22 slices... There's no way that's 4kg of cake right there...

@PointsofData

3 жыл бұрын

Its possible. Google 4kg cakes and you find a few comparable in size.

I'll give it to pot Noddle for being good sports!

I wish I were British. I love the humor!!!

@Spacemongerr

2 жыл бұрын

Here you go: www.gov.uk/british-citizenship

@AA-hg5fk

Жыл бұрын

*humour

Wait a second though! If Val's cake can feed at least 30 people with a 186g slice for each person, then her cake has to weigh about 5.580kg. I highly doubt that a cake that small can be so heavy, so I googled it and turns out a birthday cake this size usually weighs about 1.478711kg. So my question is what did you put in there to make it that heavy? A fricking bowling ball perhaps?

@selmah.f.4634

3 жыл бұрын

Fondant can be really heavy

@TheColourfulSidetwitch

Жыл бұрын

Fondant mate. That shits heavy

Every last person who aaaaahed at that dog needs a short sharp reminder!

I wish more people would do this

Love Joe! I love how he says what he wants 😂

"Pot Noodle" is definitely "Not Poodle" (or so they lead you to believe) 😆

Very true and in much the same way, apparently all cats are female! Wtaf, have always been confused by this crap! 🐱🐶🤷

Can I have a slice, too?

Okay, is it just me, or does anyone else think Joe looks a bit like a young David Thewlis? Sounds a bit like him too.

BRILLIANT more please❤

From the side Amanda looks like Rob Beckett in a wig

2 months later, still no change to the soy saucee

@carolynworthington8996

2 жыл бұрын

Well, they did say it would be the next time they updated their packaging…

Can confirm they did not change the pot noodle ingredients list

Now she's got some Great Dane Judy Dentures

Pot noddles haven’t changed the percentage or the sachet

@darthmoo7

2 жыл бұрын

Are we calling them Pot Noddles now? 😆

Val just made this perfect

I’m annoyed at PotNoodle too The sachet can’t be tasted once you have 4 forks ergo kind of pointless However, I have the Bombay Noodle and the sauce is a margin too strong so it’s (in a way) kind of fine

Intense

Businesses will do anything to avoid spending instead of making money 🤣😁

Is this a re upload?

This is so funny T^T

the cake one... i mean you can see the cake??

The next step to better Pot Noodle is to make them edible

That's Lycett

I think I know what might have happened there with the dog sexism... Because this does sound like it was translated from a different language without regards to the fact, that dogs in English can be titled neutrally. In other languages, the he/him pronouns indeed CAN refer to female dogs due to the noun dog being a male noun in those languages. However, it is a bit weird that nobody caught that in time before printing the boxes, especially with such a big company.

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

Not weird, companies with underpaid workers expected to do the jobs of 2+ people tend to let small issues like that slide

Iv personally bought the exact same spider man cakes for my son and they are shockingly small

they should bring back thats life with jo hosting it

met jo nice chap

About the dog food thing,. It is actually a translation problem. Most of those brands are either manufactured in Latin countries or France (i mean, the brand itself is either often American or French) but the manufacturer (such as printing labels) are made in latin and French countries (I don't know why). The English language has no gender for nouns but French, Spanish, Italian and Portuguese do, and so does Chinese (which also manufactures many labels). So in those countries when they say A DOG they actually use the masculine article before the noun. Un Chien Un Perro Un Cane Un Cacchorro 犬 And since the word dog in those country is Masculine, they also use Masculine Pronoun, Him when it is translated into English, because they can't be bothered to translate everything according to each country's semantic and grammatical rules. There was also a law suit in the US filed against a cat food company because they used the pronoun IT on the label and some cat owners associations decided that it was too reductive (Americans!) and wanted the term changed to Him or Her. Printing (him and Her) on the label required three times more ink than IT and multiplied the cost by 100s of thousands of dollars because the ink is extremely expensive and they are printing millions of labels. So there you have it .

@balaenopteramusculus2858

Жыл бұрын

That’s maybe the case for those ones, but there’s a lot of pet brands that use female pronouns for cat products and male pronouns for dogs, so weird how people just forget entirely abt the pronoun ‘they’! That would have solved the problem in the one you were talking about too (‘it’ changed to ‘him or her’)

@kachi2782

Жыл бұрын

​@@balaenopteramusculus2858 Yes Cats are She and dogs are He but thankfully non binary people have now rediscovered the use of the pronoun They and are breaking our balls with it. So now in the office when someone asks Where is non binary Dominique ? You have to answer They are having a break. Pet are given genders based on their race and very much humanized yet slaughtered by the billions every day, while human are given the right not to have any gender. Such an enlightened period in history we live in ! And yes i am being sarcastic. By the way talking of genders, why are ships called She, is it because they have cats on them to catch the rats?

@balaenopteramusculus2858

Жыл бұрын

@@kachi2782 what

@1312Johnny

8 ай бұрын

What if the dog identifies as a cat? Or is non-binary?

They definitely have the same face

FYI The Closed Captions have some random hilarious errors but also misses some sentences.

I love Val off of bake off

I want the Soy Boy sauce. Literally. But I'm in the states.

length does not matter, thickness does... 🤣🤣🤣

Poor Christina Puguilera

Shoulda complained about dentastix choking dogs...

But, dogs are boys and cats are girls…😂

This is very British 😂

Can ppl not take a joke. Fuckin hell. It's a comedy show pffft

What about gas and electricity companies charging people for running out of gas and electricity per day, also changing emergency credit amounts but also charging for the use of it......

Bit late, but doesn't everyone just add loads of extra soy sauce to their pot noodles?

omg

Their “dog” snacks and products. Not “bitch” snacks and products. The clue was in the name.

Calling a dog 'him' feels equally weird as calling a car 'she'. Just refer to it, as 'it'.

Omfg….. dog sexism. Lol. 😂🤣

#Hugoboss

in Europe they use different pronounces the default is masculine, i think someone in marketing just made an odd translation decision. Although the company was founded and continues to manufacture in england ..........so i'm not sure.

@emmettdonkeydoodle6230

3 жыл бұрын

in the English language we typically refer to cats as female and dogs as male.

@billy6044

3 жыл бұрын

Emmett DonkeyDoodle no we don’t.

Great Dane Judy Dench 😂😂😂

I'd like to give Amanda a slice!

" can I speak to your manager please? "

don’t we have bigger problems then dog sexism

@massiveprogressive9488

11 ай бұрын

She looks the type to get offended over a simple Internet joke and her way of getting one over on you if you call her out is just to 'Haha' react to your comment.

Joe lycett is up there with alan Carr and Ricky Gervais Comedy gods

Boooo this is a reupload

I find this a bit petty to be honest but it’s still funny.

@Artblawk

4 жыл бұрын

That's the point.

@andio3500

3 жыл бұрын

/whoosh

Welp

Wow people getting pissed off for stupid stuff

I mean...Joe Lycett is just Karening by this point

@ellen6831

4 жыл бұрын

it’s comedy, stephanie. he’s a comedian. i’m sorry if it went over your head i understand that growing a sense of humour can take some time and effort. two paracetamol and an orange berocca with a nice lie-down should do it x

@prettyinpinky5937

3 жыл бұрын

[REDACTED] 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣This reaction is me through and through

Early

First world problems

SexStix lol

Dog sexism, really!