that's the cleanest routine he's ever done

@chantelm9255

6 жыл бұрын

Impressed.

@WisamSafi1978

6 жыл бұрын

Just wait until the feminist descend on him for all those rape jokes

@mikekennedy2394

6 жыл бұрын

It's for a Canadian audience, boring!

@AutomaticDuck300

6 жыл бұрын

Wisam Safi yeah, those rape jokes felt really forced :P

@MikeyJMJ

6 жыл бұрын

Americans and Canadians are thick when it comes to comedy so he had a hard task here

Jimmy carrs one liners are amazing

Always funny how he talks extra slowly when not in britain

@Wishwader

5 жыл бұрын

Not everyone speaks English :)

@linguisticspundit2094

5 жыл бұрын

Linguistic convergence. Accommodation Theory.

@thebob3712

5 жыл бұрын

@@Wishwader They're not speaking, they're listening

@onemanenclave

5 жыл бұрын

The American brain is slower.

@FOxXyYgRaMpA

4 жыл бұрын

Fled From Nowhere they’re from Canada stupid

Wow, that's really toned down from what he's like when in the UK.

@danf8047

6 жыл бұрын

I thought the same, I saw the UK material and woooof... rough stuff lol

@MrBradweston

6 жыл бұрын

This was for daytime public television and thus he toned it down his night live show that wasn’t taped was what you would expect though

@alexanderthegreatsdad.3831

6 жыл бұрын

Because it's Canada. They will all start crying if he didn't hold back.

@Slemoster

6 жыл бұрын

British Humor is far more dark than American or Canadian humor. I've noticed that quite frequently. He'd literally just have people walking out if he deployed his normal routine.

@1983Jacko

6 жыл бұрын

I'm going to see him in May and if I don't leave seriously offended I'll be really disappointed!

"...Its burgundy!'" 😂😂😂😭😭💀

@canyoufearme1

6 жыл бұрын

Harsh Singh did you watch the video at all? It was a punchline in this set.

@azula_2182

5 жыл бұрын

what does that mean? xD

@sirhasslich536

5 жыл бұрын

@@azula_2182 google the colour, it is pretty fucking horrible

@josephvarghese2000

4 жыл бұрын

the joke was that he didn't care that it said "Blacks go home" on the sweater lol

@Amburmist

4 жыл бұрын

@@josephvarghese2000 hmm.

This guy is fucking amazing, one of my favorite comedians

Crowd started clapping until they realized he was joking about the kidney

@archieforbes7245

6 жыл бұрын

Big Bang Ben read this as it happened

@Emma-fq9pv

6 жыл бұрын

Canada are so nice they believed Jimmy Carr when he said he donated a kidney, during a stand up act.

@interestedbystander196

6 жыл бұрын

C'mon, it's Jimmy Carr. That clearly such a telegraphed setup. Especially after the tigers joke.

@knife7662

5 жыл бұрын

Learn to Code lol

@bradmodd7856

4 жыл бұрын

an old Doug Anthony All Stars joke....that is where he got it from (unless via synchronicity)

Rapid fire jokes. Thats a more difficult style than story telling- which kills a lot of time.

@ahmadawan8336

6 жыл бұрын

Shadow Heart story telling is more normal and it’s weird him telling jokes out of nowhere

@shmookins

6 жыл бұрын

Stand-up is about jokes and you can deliver jokes in different styles (some don't even talk at all). I admire difficulty simply because it is harder to do one liners. Carr doesn't always do one liners. Examples of people who do one liners as a full act are Tim Vine, Steven Wright, Emo Philips, Stewart Francis and Milton Jones. I can't do what they do.

@spid8013

6 жыл бұрын

It's was a standard at one time its called one liners

@jasperwillows1137

6 жыл бұрын

Do you mean it's more difficult to remember for the routine or to write them, or both?

@shmookins

6 жыл бұрын

Writing. Think about writing a joke. You'll go blank for a few seconds. Now think about the jokes per minute ratio. Some fast talkers like Time Vine could do something like 20 jokes a minute or more (He once held the world record for most jokes told in a certain time).

Holy shit. This guy can kill a person by laughter.

There is a lot of new material in here that I haven't heard before, and I love it.

@liamc19

6 жыл бұрын

Because you haven't heard much of Carr's early stuff, this is nearly 10 years ago. Madonna's 59.

@BeastlyBogan

6 жыл бұрын

....This is recent. lol he always tells the madonna joke, and consistently lists her age as 50.

@liamc19

6 жыл бұрын

BeastlyBogan Just checked and I think you're right in that this is recent. Heard a lot of this before though. I reckon he's been doing the Madonna joke since she was 50 but it's funnier/more acceptable to take the piss out of a 50 year old than a 60 year old. Also feel he's doing older more PC stuff because the audience isn't used to him and they're more comically conservative over there anyway.

@acchaladka

5 жыл бұрын

Liam Chapman I think I was at this show....it was a year ago. He’s been on several times though.

@knife7662

5 жыл бұрын

kquals lol

I live in the US, and when I tell people his jokes, they love it. He needs to come over here and not tone it down. The people are ready for the real Jimmy!

@AlaskanPotHead

6 жыл бұрын

tompizzawood I know he does, but it's he mellows a bit for US audiences. We need the full Jimmy lol.

@Harcix

6 жыл бұрын

He meant the real USA

@kungfuman82

5 жыл бұрын

I don't know about that anymore. People here get triggered by the dumbest shit these days.

@knife7662

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sabbracadabra8367

3 жыл бұрын

He would get run out of California by pink haired fuckwits with pitchforks. But yeah, more normal places would love him.

i love comics who tell these long elaborate jokes/stories, but goddamn i love Jimmy Carr and his endless one liners!!!

That last joke confused the audience a bit when they didn't hear the punchline and realized that they had to clap, just before he gave it to them

@henryambrose8607

5 жыл бұрын

@@umerraja2655 Yes. That's the point. He started the joke and the audience didn't hear the punchline, and realised that they had to applaud him for donating a kidney, and then he gave them the punchline.

Roger Federer looks pretty fine telling jokes.

@razhmazh

5 жыл бұрын

Down's Syndrome Roger Federer*, as he has said himself.

@joetowers4804

5 жыл бұрын

That's his mum.

@rossshepherd9836

5 жыл бұрын

In comparison to Frankie Boyle, he's clean.

@DunnGolfing

4 жыл бұрын

Ace

@slinkeepy

4 жыл бұрын

Billy Corgan from mellon collie era

Cryings not helping WTF😂😂

@anidiotinjapan4410

6 жыл бұрын

If anything, she was making the problem slightly worse.

@khalilmartin3101

4 жыл бұрын

Im your 1thousands like

This guy is one of my favorite comedians.

Just bought tickets for his show. Can't wait 😀

@Alexthomasgleeson

5 жыл бұрын

iKaroliina how was it?

@oktfg

5 жыл бұрын

No reply.... guess she must have been sat in the first row and still hasn’t recovered from the trauma when Jimmy involved her in the show.

Those rapid jokes were so hilarious🤣🤣🤣

The thing I love about Jimmy Carr is just when you think you know where he's going with a joke he turns a corner.

@danielraymond9631

2 жыл бұрын

He doesn't just turn a corner. He teleports to the othe side of the city🤣

Brilliant

That child birth joke is gold. Lol

🔥 he is phenomenal !

Look at how mad the lady in the background is lmaooooooooooooooooooo 5:13

@XxUltimateGodzXx

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha if offended could be visualized, there it is.

@namegirl12

5 жыл бұрын

She loves burgundy.

@paddyj7690

5 жыл бұрын

Probably Californian

@jimbojimbo7103

4 жыл бұрын

I came looking for this comment, she's not impressed.

@elisua.chavez

4 жыл бұрын

He was at 1% offense capacity so yeah she hasn’t seen his real jokes yet

I love Jimmy's one liners

“Wow you’re a fast runner, nearly got away”

Spot on with the Alberta joke!!😂

@ctirons

6 жыл бұрын

As an Albertan, I can agree.

@GeonQuuin

6 жыл бұрын

It's a crowd work joke. The target of the joke changes based on where he's performing.

@ctirons

6 жыл бұрын

Geon Quuin Still really funny.

@odscanadiann1453

6 жыл бұрын

ummm oil?

@ddebenedictis

6 жыл бұрын

The "get a tattoo where it doesn't matter" idea is a good "G rated" option. The adult version I have heard is...girl asks her lover "Kiss me where it stinks" so he takes her to [any geographic place you want to insult].

Wins and loses the crowd at the same time. How he plays them is amazing.

Love him!

American here. I had never heard of Jimmy Carr but I tell you, this is some funny stuff.

His double entendres..EPIC

Great crowd.

Havent seen this style of StandUp in a while def a 10/10 firing on all cylinders Jim

I've never laughed this hard ever

King of Puns!!!! Such a brilliant mind, his ivy lueauge is showing lol

don't make me go back there mister jimmy!! 😂😂

Legit only Canadians would start clapping when Jimmy sets up an obvious joke about donating a kidney at the end.

Stupendous.

Sharp, quite good.

Jimmy Carr one the best writers around

@bradmodd7856

4 жыл бұрын

I think he could play Benny Hill in a biopic, if it ever becomes necessary, at least I think there is an influence there

Wow, a Jimmy Carr video I could share with just about anyone and not feel bad!

The amount of jokes in this short clip is insane 😂😂

I love his style of telling jokes, he fucking smashes it, never seen anyone else do it as well as him.

This guy is awesome

THE BEST.

Wait... A Jimmy carr joke i haven't heard before... I never thought I'd see the day.

@OliverLMinecraftMachine

6 жыл бұрын

Kyle Woodrow he has taken this off Micheal mcintyre and Russel Howard but they brobably stolen it off each other

@ehsan_iq

5 жыл бұрын

Kyle Woodrow he's a "one liner" comedian, what did you expect?

@infinitebattlefield390

5 жыл бұрын

It’s always going to be pretty hard to come Up with original jokes but jimmy always does it

I think bringing someone to a Jimmy Carr show who’s never heard of him would be hysterical!

I love one liners

Lol the Alberta shots 😂😂

great guy

Man is a genius!!

That sweater bit is the best

The flooding one was the best.

I like how serious he is

The best standup comedian ever

He is brilliant.

5:12 lady was NOT amused and clearly at the wrong show 🤣🤣🤣

The only way you are getting through this video is to take a shot every time he says love

Heyyyy Jimmmaaayyyyyyy!!!!!

Wow Jimmy's JFL routine is actually pretty clean.

the smoke detector also has a snooze button. good to smile it's good for the soul.

One punch liners 😂😂

Saw him live, much better than the stuff on youtube imo. Obviously the atmosphere contributes, but it was hilarious for sure.

@bradmodd7856

4 жыл бұрын

really? seeing things in person is better than through a screen? Who knew?

Playing it safe for a new country. Still love him.

3:05 that guy not laughing has a miserable life

this man jokes new no body do like him his the best

Morbidly funny... So wrong. It's right! Hahaha😂

I’m not wearing that!! It’s burgundy.. lmfao

5:13 that lady in the back is not impressed...😂

@elguero9279

4 жыл бұрын

goni whithewindy I scrolled the comments knowing that someone else would have noticed hahaha. Why do people like that even go to comedy shows, he even performed a tamer than normal set

You know it's a recording from a concert outside the UK when he speaks at 0.75x of his normal speed lol

I can take two naps before noon.

The flooding joke is a crack lol

it doesnt matter..... brilliant.

Feed the tigers dot com 😂😁😂😁

Whoa. This is the Jimmy Carr I show my grandma.

World’s best one-liners

Cannot wait til Jimmy comes to Australia..................I mean, the penal colony.

@nodepony8440

6 жыл бұрын

Jeremiah R, in January 2018

@MrUrg-vq4yb

6 жыл бұрын

Shit I need tickets I had no idea

@liamsmith3067

6 жыл бұрын

Oh boy. I guess it's too late now

@CB-xr1eg

6 жыл бұрын

zondaintheair That's where all the dicks hang out...sort of like Australia really.

One of the very few rapid fire comedians.

Genius.

Not wearing THAT! it’s Burgundy😂😂😂😂

The tiger charity, finally, a charity I would consider donating to.

Good crowd

2:00 Well looks like this couple know about some things with their tongues ;)

Exactly the same opener as in Glasgow

Very funny

3:47😂

5:13 Chick on the left. lol

My notebook app has come to life

Wow jimmy cleaned up his act for Canada he was savage in Cornwall

@richardjamesclemo6235

5 жыл бұрын

axel210182 I was there

Jimmy is a fucking legend!

This are just bath thoughts lol

That tattoo Alberta joke is killer

I'm here cuz its 3 am and I have to wake up at 7 am fml right 😀

The best way to answer that joke would've actually been if he had said one of her guy friend's names... 🤣 "I think Dave is the prettiest"

Jimmy Carr is soooo fuckin funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅

By 4 minutes mark I was completely dead

This is like a Milton Jones stand up routine

I love how he slows down his speech for the Americans, if it was English Audience it would be 10 times faster !!

@katiebear716

5 жыл бұрын

...he was in Canada

@Arretey

5 жыл бұрын

@@katiebear716 Not that I endorse bashing another country, especially in such a mundane way, but Davy is still right. Canadians are still "Americans", unless I missed a very drastic secession.

@DeVulusAQ

5 жыл бұрын

@@Arretey You shouldn't call Canadians "Americans", just like you wouldn't call Irish people "British" or Scottish people "English".

@Arretey

5 жыл бұрын

@@DeVulusAQ What are you talking about? They literally live on the North AMERICAN continent. This isn't me saying Canadians should be referred to as Americans as though they belong to the U.S., this is me saying that they are Americans in the same way that both the Irish and Scottish are European. This isn't even a matter of debate, it's geographical fact.

@DeVulusAQ

5 жыл бұрын

​@@Arretey You can say that they are from North America, that's fine. But when someone is referred to as an American, it means that they are from the United States of America. Probably the reason that we don't call them "United Statesian".

Comeon Canada, you can take the blunt of Jimmy's jokes, no need to ask for the soft treatment!

@SKa-tt9nm

4 жыл бұрын

Philip Alexander Hassialis nobody asked for the soft treatment

He's a genius

Tooooo clean.