The club he’s talking about, The Beef Baron in London, is now shut down because the owner got put into prison for racketeering. True story

@RyanJamesOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

It was a Hells Angels meet up. No surprise.

@ssizzlejr

2 жыл бұрын

I drive past it everyday and says it will "open when safe"..what's the deal with it now? Lmao

@lashlarue7924

2 жыл бұрын

🤣 You can’t make this shit up!

@07foxmulder

2 жыл бұрын

@@lashlarue7924 It’s really not that crazy of a story...

@BigKahuna88

2 жыл бұрын

My boy was there last night, it’s open now!

Inside Beef: "I dig the curtains in this place."

@gitlyndon

4 жыл бұрын

Dubby Dub deserves more likes.

@jerseydog423

3 жыл бұрын

Ayo lmao

@redmondray8066

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@cityhawk

2 жыл бұрын

The carpeting isn’t bad either.

@JenniferRichter-qh8vm

9 күн бұрын

😂

I kinda like his nonchalant attitude makes him funnier.

@tycrase

4 жыл бұрын

That was my exact conclusion as to why he's one of my in my top five favorite comedians

@rubenduarte2982

3 жыл бұрын

Can someone be chalant?

@massojupiter3436

3 жыл бұрын

When a comedian says something funny and has a face that says "I'm bored " it makes the joke much funnier than a comedian who constantly laughs at their own joke.

@alecLogan

3 жыл бұрын

Lekok It varies, reckon. If they can’t get through the joke because they’re laughing too much, it’s off, but if you don’t have any reaction _at all_ to the ridiculous bit coming out of your mouth, it feels like a script with a zero effort actor. Furthermore, with a particular infectious type of laughter (balanced between those extremes), it helps keep the mood up for longer stints, I imagine.

@kadinlamp929

3 жыл бұрын

@@massojupiter3436 coughs* Bert I love bert

“How ya doin?” “Unfortunately, alive.” 😂

"...a magical fairy or a government official..." This is such an excellent nested joke. It's hilarious to make these two things seem interchangeable.

@unusedmillstones2380

5 жыл бұрын

Playing on the governmental worship

4.... 8..... 12...... *HE GETS IT*

@charlespurcell1865

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

I love it when great material gets lost on the wrong audience.

@Garrick1983

5 жыл бұрын

@Colin Walsh right,it was pretty straight forward jokes just nothing great.

@raumfahreturschutze

5 жыл бұрын

I'm laughing, the audience is laughing, what's the problem? The material was funny, but nothing worth howling and crying on the floor for five minutes over.

@VincereVelMori1987

5 жыл бұрын

It's him being great at adjusting to the crowd's vibe too-- they could be cool but if Tom kept beefin with them it would have bombed

@prieto21

5 жыл бұрын

You love it?

@letsgotomarsman

5 жыл бұрын

raumfährebordschütze Iv never laughed like that in my life

LMAO “im coming around the corner, look down!”

@caramagliocca6488

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly think that's sad

@immortalxd6190

3 жыл бұрын

@@caramagliocca6488 me too

@martinandreasbjrnsvik8464

3 жыл бұрын

i laughed so much at that one!

"Well Bonjour, I don't even know where I'm at right now" hahaha Can I get me a croissant?😂😂😂😂

@TheDewaltBoy

5 жыл бұрын

Nirva Rene wow thanks for pointing that out, i totally missed that after having just watched it

@CrazyForCooCooPuffs

5 жыл бұрын

CRAHSAHNT

@snomanchan

5 жыл бұрын

TheDewaltBoy shut up

@madbear3512

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you i totally didn't hear that

@snomanchan

4 жыл бұрын

madbear3512 Lol shut up that wasn’t the point of the comment you idiot

Tom: do you ever get tired of living Audience: *boisterous laughter*

@dii3218

2 жыл бұрын

How many fuckin days are there?

The VIP room at Beef is called Pork

@sonamhf

5 жыл бұрын

Should be Bacon

@flankspeed

5 жыл бұрын

All you'll want to do is Duck.

@deadimdead1990

5 жыл бұрын

Way underrated comment

@nirvarene25us

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha. Huh?

@SHACOBES123

5 жыл бұрын

Is that where the strippers pork your porkin brains out?

"What goes on there?" "Pretty intense shit, actually."

I wouldn't think a strip club named Beef would have *women* stripping.

@chiraqtookapack7189

5 жыл бұрын

Now that you put it like that...

@deltablaze77

5 жыл бұрын

...Roast Beef........................sorry....

@bigmike-

5 жыл бұрын

Something something Arby's

@GeoffPeterson33

5 жыл бұрын

Not until you see some beef curtains

@popeye697

5 жыл бұрын

I thought that too, but it's Canada so....

“I’m coming around the corner, look down” Had rolling on the floor. 😂 😂

@Connjur

Жыл бұрын

Me too 🤣🤣

"I'm coming around the corner, look down." lmfao

*"Can I geht me a crassont?!"* _southern chuckles_

Hell, I was born in Paris, Tx. They've got an Eiffel Tower with a big red cowboy hat on top.

@GiDD504

5 жыл бұрын

Jack Robinson try it out

@marcotejada1498

5 жыл бұрын

Ugh. That's obnoxious...

@jjjr8664

5 жыл бұрын

Funny. Me too.

@denzelelysium

5 жыл бұрын

I'm not from, but I've been to Paris, TN several times. It's a shithole. I've not been there in over a decade but it's hard to imagine that it's changed much...since like the 50's really.

@whiskeysoul89

5 жыл бұрын

Texas: We're just better than you That should be our slogan

When I was about 10 years old I wanted to be retired.

@vagabond8460

3 жыл бұрын

me too man. me too.

*generic hip-hop introduction* "what's up dawg" Men's a genius

@unholy1771

3 жыл бұрын

That was subtle

Tom Segura is one of the funniest people alive.

@SunCrawler.

5 жыл бұрын

I recently watched all his specials on netflix and he is very similar to Louis CK

@toastycabbagewaffles2115

5 жыл бұрын

And most hydrated.

@morgannield5996

5 жыл бұрын

@@toastycabbagewaffles2115 the true Water Champ jean

@GatherYeRosebudsWhileYeMay

5 жыл бұрын

Too bad his podcast sucks dick

@datoxic

5 жыл бұрын

Hes kinda fat though.

”Im comming around the corner, look down” BRO I LAUGHED SO HARD 🤣🤣🤣🤣

My jeans are high and tight for this one.

@Sem5626

5 жыл бұрын

bert is fat

@howardhavardramberg7160

5 жыл бұрын

I am high for this one.

@KJBO1611

5 жыл бұрын

Try it out

@mvdaking

5 жыл бұрын

I’m took a lil meth n ab 10-12 Benadryls so I need this right now right now right now right now

@AnonymousFREEZEpOp1

5 жыл бұрын

Piss on me, beat me.

This guy cracks me up, man. That "what's up dawg?" In the beginning was funny as fuck to me.

This is one of those rare bits I can hear a million times and still laugh.

'I know everybody I need to know' - lmao, I am so stealing that.

Tom Segura, Dave Chapelle and Bill Burr are the only people you need for your reality. A happy, witty, cynical perspective of our world. Love those guys, funniest comedians on the planet.

@christeitter3638

5 жыл бұрын

Couldn’t agree more

@paytenlowrey5620

5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Doug Stanhope.

@MrChickenstalker

5 жыл бұрын

I agree with all of en expect bill burr, that boy is garbage

@davidhibner3048

5 жыл бұрын

IAM GORT and to throw off religion crowd fans ari nobody does it better

@j.p.kalfakis9593

5 жыл бұрын

IAM GORT word, there legends. don’t forget about the 🐐 Joey Diaz tho.💯

The one liner that kill: "Are you ever... Just... Tired of being alive?". Oh man, this is beautiful.))

the way he giggles always kills me lmao

The bit about old people was killer. Comedy hasn't made me laugh like that in years!!

@MsAwesome6814

3 жыл бұрын

same!!! I had to pause the video because I couldn’t hear him and my eyes were watering

I listen to Tom Segura on Pandora. I always forget what he looks like. I love watching him speak Spanish. Holy crap he’s funny.

@aaronburratwood.6957

5 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr is funny as hell too. It’s a toss up.

@354allday

5 жыл бұрын

I listen to him on Pandora also where I first heard him

@BlakeNix

5 жыл бұрын

Ditto. Heard him on Pandora first and I’ve bought three of his specials now. No regrets. Huge fan of great edgy standup. I love Bill Burr, Daniel Tosh, Anthony Jeselnik, Joe Rogan’s stand up is great, too many others to name. I like Tom’s work as much as any of those guys. He’s awesome.

@theroninne

5 жыл бұрын

@@BlakeNix you got great taste in people who like to say fuck

@evanabbott2737

5 жыл бұрын

Look up “your moms house” podcast. He does it with his wife Christina P.👍

tired of being alive is the literal translation of the german word for suicidal; lebensmüde

Quickly becoming one of my favorites

Been working in a factory for over 8 years now and absolutely everyone becomes this guy @5:59. Never thought it'd happen to me

the Goblin line got me

Worst crowd ever. I'm crying over here. That was some great material

@fidget0227

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not an auditorium, and people were laughing and applauding the entire time. What are you talking about?

@AndrewVelonis

3 жыл бұрын

I understand why you would be crying, expecting a comedian and getting this dull depressing monologue instead.

@MrKhho100

3 жыл бұрын

It's a smaller venue. Plus, the sound is edited that way you won't hear laughter over Tom's voice.

@charlottem.1477

2 жыл бұрын

AndrewVelonis Who is funny to you? I’m not being a shit disturber, I’m genuinely interested to know.

@elizabethmccleary7331

2 жыл бұрын

You’re not suppose to hear the laughter over the comedian ... like he was shooting a special or something ... moron

"how many days ARE there?"

@5thHouseProductions

4 жыл бұрын

Let's wrap this shit up!

"I'm coming around the corner, look down" 😂😂😂😂

The funny Zach Galifianakis

Love this guy one of the greatest comics of all time...

He’s one of my favorite comedians ever

I love Tom with my whole heart

WOW! That set was AMAZING! Tom is killing it this year! :D

Literally watched this and then replayed it again immediately

I’ve literally watched this 5 times and laughed everytime I’ve watched it

"- Dude, you crushed it this year - hehe, yeah, I know" x'D that smirk pays off like a sonnavab!tch! x'D

More from this guy...please!

Love this set, dark humor and laughs 🔥❤️

tom is the bob ross of comedy

Tom's delivery is so damn good. I choked on my lunch enough times to just stop eating.

I’m crying!!! Hysterical ....

Great guy love this bit.

i love the face he makes when no one answers his question of if theyre sick of being alive

We have a strip club in town called the Outhouse 😂😂

@backupnoname

3 жыл бұрын

I bet it's the shit

excellent SEVEN MINUTES slayd!!!!

Love Tom Segura for this

The Personality Champ doing his thing.

I just lmao at "Lower your head, I'm coming around the corner..." 😂🤢😵

“Can I get me a croissant” HILARIOUS

"Im coming around the corner, look down" 🤣

"4, 8, 12, he gets it."😂

Haha! I like this guy.

this guy is awesome XD

The title alone made me laugh out loud 😂😂

Yes I'm from Paris, TN and yes I ask my mom for crescents like that

@SHACOBES123

5 жыл бұрын

Adam crescent wrench?

@HolubovskyInc

4 жыл бұрын

Jackson tn here

@user-ft2md2gd4s

3 жыл бұрын

WTF

@moolardpexcellent5253

3 жыл бұрын

You're doing God's work

"No to the rest of your sentence..." lol

I've driven by it dozens of times.... and the sign never failed to entertain

Ok tom is actually hilarious 😂

The part about not wanting to meet anyone new for the rest of life, I feel that!

Try it out!

This guy is great. He should do a podcast or something..

I had to watch this video, the title alone had me cracking up

Chicago has billboards for a strip club called, "Pink Monkey."

@CristianLopez-mx2pu

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a pretty cool place lol

Tom segura is like a not even trying...is like if Louis CK didnt care even more

That was fire! 😆

this man understands me on a different level

Didn't realize how much weight he lost until seeing older clips. Woah! Congratulations, Jeans!

I love this guy, reminds me of myself so much.

This is my favorite bit in comedy right now.

Pretty intense shit actually omg lol

This dude needs his own tv show man. He would kill it if he can act

this guy is too funny i enjoyed it

Thanks Timmy very funny

I saw Segura a month ago and he ended his act with a hilarious joke. Tears in my eyes with the crowd roaring in laughter talking about the real, complicated act of 69'ing with a girl. Where if she's lying down facing up, she's sucking your meat rod while getting pumbled in the face by your sack. This man is by far my favorite living comedian!

@kianawilcox253

5 жыл бұрын

jbroti 004 😂 Always gotta have the girl on top!

@bengough6955

2 жыл бұрын

I can't watch that clip too often, I'll die choking with laughter

my uncle is exactly the same way.... he tried to stop taking all his meds and said he was done... but he lived.

too good...

LEGEND

Theres a strip club named Emergency Room as well.

@aperson5436

Жыл бұрын

God damn.

Dude, you crushed it! I hope you skip ahead to your own sitcom. 👍👍

One of the funniest five minutes I’ve ever seen

I LOVE THIS GUY!

The actual strip club he is talking about is called The Beef Baron. He changed the name for legal reasons but the joke still holds true

0:50 I’ve lived in Martin, TN while getting a geology degree, and Paris is just about a 30 minute drive. It’s actually hyped up like the real Paris, with that stupidly small tower that hardly looks anything like the real one at scale, and the whole area of West Tennessee is pretty much the air of death if you aren’t a farmer or a crop.

@Theroadneverending

2 жыл бұрын

Air of death?

Effortless comedy He’s my new favorite LOL ❤️

2:40 ”....sometimes, I think I’ve felt everything I’m ever gonna feel. And from here on out I’m not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser versions of what I’ve already felt.”-Her

I was born in Barcelona, NM now I live in Rome, MI

Such a good comedian.

Segura is awesome

Kevin can add like a mf

More Tom more! Also I want to live to be 105.

tom is so hilarious