“YO” “what?” “w e e d”

@bholmesdev

4 жыл бұрын

Likes at 420 and almost hit the button 😬

@Paducahrus

4 жыл бұрын

My commercial - Me eating every bit of food in the house.

@D4dmeat

3 жыл бұрын

O

@D4dmeat

3 жыл бұрын

@@bholmesdev mo

@D4dmeat

3 жыл бұрын

@@bholmesdev ll

Pete pulls up to the stop sign and waits for it to turn green: WEED.

@suparockr

4 жыл бұрын

I did that shit sober yesterday

@snap-off5383

4 жыл бұрын

@@suparockr I've done it twice Stoned. You know how you drive by autopilot I think we handle the stop signs and stop lights by autopilot too and sometimes they just get mixed up. 😜

@ashspades5307

4 жыл бұрын

Getting lost a block from your house for nearly 2 minutes.. weed

@nancyhernandez2271

4 жыл бұрын

Snap-off Autopilot is real! I randomly decided to GO at a red light. WTF

@snap-off5383

4 жыл бұрын

@@nancyhernandez2271 in az today? Today I Saw a black dodge car do exactly that, spontaneously, almost got hit by a dodge pickup at about 50 mph. Was that you? My dad would say "a miss is a mile".

Imagine being high, cracking jokes in front of hundred of people lol

@danielatobal8918

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@cellblocknine5385

4 жыл бұрын

that would be the worst, most anxiety inducing thing ever lol

@natehawk3629

3 жыл бұрын

@@cellblocknine5385 not if you're high, lmao.

@humanangst8801

3 жыл бұрын

@@natehawk3629 especially when I’m high

@bigdaddy4406

3 жыл бұрын

He doesn't have to. 💯😅

I’m smoking weed in my crocs, I feel personally attacked

@linkholder

3 жыл бұрын

John Thomas wears crocs WEED

@viceb7

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@SeanLain

3 жыл бұрын

That's offensive to crocodile attack survivors

@jakefastf

3 жыл бұрын

You need to reconsider everything

@p.al.o4437

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

"Yo! A Crocs store!" "I heard they're mighty comfortable!" WEED 😳

@Ceelker

5 жыл бұрын

@Mike070405 That's anybody every other time, doesn't have to be on weed.

@txmilxssi7803

5 жыл бұрын

@Mike070405 see that's why you're not a comedian, that happens to me every other week and i don't even smoke weed

@westsidetinywinos644

5 жыл бұрын

Mike070405 well don’t you wish you were a comedian

He'd be a great voice actor

@carollipton4584

5 жыл бұрын

Can't wait to see him do animation.

@urmum3971

5 жыл бұрын

@HELENA SHANAHAN i was thinking that too lol

@hannahh2504

5 жыл бұрын

He’s essentially just a young Gilbert Gottfried

@derekgorski770

4 жыл бұрын

I swear he’s actually the gym teacher in big mouth.

@cl8822

4 жыл бұрын

Gilbert Godfried

"Yo pete" followed by like fifteen seconds of silence got me cackling

@oliviamueller5078

2 жыл бұрын

After the first 2 seconds I knew what was goin down and I was like I feel that while dying laughing

@VICIOUSD3M0N

Жыл бұрын

Lol *900th like*

@oreo0hero

Жыл бұрын

Cus thats so funny, what yall smoking? Pass me some of that

@DubHead69420

Жыл бұрын

Cackling? 🤷‍♂️

@DubHead69420

Жыл бұрын

@@oreo0hero, what?

Just noticed he’s wearing a firefighter shirt. If you know you know

@bearface999

4 жыл бұрын

@KingJay his dad was a fireman

@bearface999

4 жыл бұрын

@KingJay his dad was a fucking fireman and was killed as a first respondent to 911. you dont need proof

@dndndnjfhdbdjdhdj9287

4 жыл бұрын

@KingJay shut the fuck, Pete has talked about it a few times already, just be quiet if you don't know.

@stevenchen4686

4 жыл бұрын

@KingJay Stop trying to be funny, you're not

@Cloby02

4 жыл бұрын

@KingJay Nope he was a fireman

Running through the six ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐʸ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈˢ

@lee2759

4 жыл бұрын

Running through the six with my hoes Running through the six with my bros Running through the six with my toes Running through the six with a bloody nose

@drealboy_

4 жыл бұрын

How did you write "with my friends" like that?

@autumnfalls1645

4 жыл бұрын

ok but this comment was more funnier than the joke

@slyreject8370

4 жыл бұрын

@@drealboy_ He copypasted it from a font website. If you can find a font website you will be the ruler of a comment section.

@drealboy_

4 жыл бұрын

@@slyreject8370 bet

"Pete... Pete... PETE!" "What?" "Weed."

@ilove1dvmsnc59

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao love it

I love pete's standup because it's so casual. You truly feel like you are sitting there high with him while he just goes on about bullshit for 10 minutes. He's effortlessly funny.

pete: *puts leftover spaghetti in taco shell* W E E D

@kamikazekyre6101

3 жыл бұрын

You watch too much iCarly...

@sophiaofmay6733

3 жыл бұрын

Kamikaze Kyre ahahhaha ya

@laurahall5218

3 жыл бұрын

Or broke

Pete Davidson sounds like that one alcoholic uncle that our parents tell us to stay away from

@laykantheealien5722

6 жыл бұрын

Danielle Drake with a tinge of Adam Sandler

@m35926

6 жыл бұрын

Half Stanhope, half Burr

@oshunorisha367

6 жыл бұрын

My uncle chris

@AliM-kz7oh

6 жыл бұрын

Or the cousin that smokes a lot of weed

@emperorpalpatine1574

5 жыл бұрын

Danielle Drake and for Christ’s sake take a new profile pic you have so much damn makeup and your lips look like hotdogs

Waiting for the stop sign to turn green... Weed

@AmberAmbwee

5 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Man *checks off bingo square*

@MastaSmack

5 жыл бұрын

That's funny for non smokers, but to smokers who drive just fine, don't get into accidents and have 0 tickets not as much.

@marcusschiff1779

5 жыл бұрын

@@MastaSmack You just aren't getting high enough bruh

@sarakate5651

5 жыл бұрын

I've done this so many times. Literally the perfect example

@marteendesantiago4856

5 жыл бұрын

MastaSmack you can have 0 tickets and drive just fine and still wait for the stop sign to turn green lmao. Has happened to me neforey

34 is shaking, it's been 7 NO in a row UNDERRATED JOKE I DIED THERE

@JP-Gurley

4 жыл бұрын

due for a yes lmao

@isaiahsaldana693

4 жыл бұрын

I cant tell if I'm high or just dont get it

@DavidCubie1

4 жыл бұрын

@@isaiahsaldana693 maybe ur just stupid

@theelectricchair8551

4 жыл бұрын

Please explain

@DavidCubie1

4 жыл бұрын

@@theelectricchair8551 well if there has been 7 no in a row, that means that at some point must be a YES

2:43 that “just slither in there” deserved a massive laugh. Had me creasing 🤣

@marcolello1306

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing

worst side effects of weed: letting everyone go before you at a 4 way stop.

@angietatarinova5242

5 жыл бұрын

healup 1220 omg yes

@MarcGyverIt

5 жыл бұрын

No, that's being called a pussy

@theman6297

5 жыл бұрын

YO TRUUU

@lillyslone5474

5 жыл бұрын

Literally every time

@kreglfromworld

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao indeed, waving to the guy behind you like "Go dude, I've just had lunch, no worries"

Underrated standup. This dude is so effortlessly funny to me in such a casual way.

@flavioa2252

4 жыл бұрын

Asia Gonzalez you really think he’s funny? Lol

@brotherxela5085

4 жыл бұрын

Asia what's good with them pics get me on snap

@kkrnsr

4 жыл бұрын

GIT It ASIA!!! WOO

@kkrnsr

4 жыл бұрын

@@flavioa2252 he is funny. Just like your name. Who the fuck goes through labor just to name their fucking kid Flavio

@brotherxela5085

4 жыл бұрын

@@kkrnsr stfu uncultured swine

6:56 I died at that "no noise during sex," cause I'm the same way. Most girls I've dated apparently liked it when guys make noise though, soooo. You win some, you lose some lol

@michelledekenipp2382

3 жыл бұрын

I find it kinda weird that most guys are quiet. Then I'm wondering if they are enjoying it

@getshwifty3101

3 жыл бұрын

@@michelledekenipp2382 I enjoy it, but it's like talking while jogging. Being vocal while doing the work just tires out faster.

@kikireadalot

3 жыл бұрын

You don't have to make conversation just grunt once for yes or twice for no a few times, it ain't that hard LOL

@viceb7

3 жыл бұрын

@@kikireadalot yea I'm on this train lol just make some moans you don't gotta have a conversation

@nuwang2381

2 жыл бұрын

@@michelledekenipp2382 most dudes have conditioned them selves with the silant wank so the folks can here you so we don't make much noise not because we don't like you just cause we don't want anyone to walk in mid nut.

I feel like pete naturally laughs at his own jokes the way I do to myself when I'm on ketamine

@austinkohn3701

2 жыл бұрын

mood

Dude looks like his jeans are on backwards.

@tamarmurphy6492

4 жыл бұрын

Nineteen81 this literally made me laugh so hard cuz it’s true 😂he’s skinny and he sags so it just looks weird on him

@Theresacarroll9

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, his legs are chicken legs.

@Theresacarroll9

4 жыл бұрын

Los Fromla Oh they are! Strange, I never really paid attention to those limbs.

@sherifmohsen3118

4 жыл бұрын

.. WeEd

@bambi732

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for pointing this out. Now, I'll never be able to fucking unsee this. Totally fucked my perception of him. Fuck, man.

I love how he says “Your Drake” like he’s Jesus.

@loagozambe6132

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated lmao

@ccsx222

3 жыл бұрын

Messiah Complex

@SC-hu5pz

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO!!!!!

“YOU WANNA SMOKE WEED” got me crying

Why I’m so attracted to this man I don't understand...

@molassio1989

3 жыл бұрын

Humor is very attractive, right behind confidence, of which you need at least a decent amount to go on stage and perform.

@jessesteele2620

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe you have poor taste? He's a real piece of shit to people in real life based on experiences

@clanofclams2720

3 жыл бұрын

@@jessesteele2620 you've never met him.

@jessesteele2620

3 жыл бұрын

@@clanofclams2720 know several people who have. Good enough for me plus his new movie is awful

@clanofclams2720

3 жыл бұрын

@@jessesteele2620 So you base your opinion of a man off a few stories told secondhand? Well, maybe your judgement is piss-poor. And the movie was a solid 3.5/5 very good

I laughed so hard when he said "I dont know anything about politics. And it wouldn't even work here cause you don't have what we have in America; which is, Idk." That's my kind of humor.

@lifeisa.smalllesson4607

5 жыл бұрын

He's aware that no one knows and were all fucked. He makes humor out of the akward and painful parts of life that noone talks about.

@mario6148

5 жыл бұрын

Elycius you will like John Capurulo

@KorieG

5 жыл бұрын

"I try, I turn on CNN, Oh FUCK, we have a SENATE now?!?!?!?!" LOL Later...

He's got a serious case of Steve Buscemi eyes Also his voice is 40 years older than his face and body

@OwenAndrewsmtb

5 жыл бұрын

Too much weed

@Ash-ow5yc

5 жыл бұрын

Terrible Crohn’s disease

@sleepyidiot2010

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds 50, looks 19

@brianstone3722

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ash-ow5yc lol

@senpaimateriall

4 жыл бұрын

Steve Buscemi is the Lord an savior-

This man's akward silence is funny alone 😂

The funniest joke here is “It’s been 7 ‘no’s’ in a row, it’s due for a YES” 😂😂

He sounds like coach steve from big mouth

@philkessel86

5 жыл бұрын

Justine thanks for ruining this for me

@JSweez87

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao he does. Him and a less version of Gilbert Godfried

@nightmareuc1588

5 жыл бұрын

Duuuuuude!

@danielkay7388

5 жыл бұрын

How high are you to think about these kind of things

@Zeroxylon

5 жыл бұрын

when youre right youre right

"THE SENATE!!" "I can't do this! We have a Senate now!?"🤣🤣

@brianstone3722

4 жыл бұрын

That shit killed me for some reason lol

@non_da

4 жыл бұрын

@@brianstone3722 yea that was probably the best one. really got me.

@KaitlynMcCary

4 жыл бұрын

Unity King me as an American 🤣

@alexanderekubo538

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 had me dying

I've recently come across this guy and he's one of the funniest comedians in decades his style of dark humour is so true 🤣

"She cut a hole in the couch, got all the stuff out, then like got in and put her head out" lol

Pete is real af and that makes everything he says that much funnier because you know it's probably true

@ANGRLLL

5 жыл бұрын

@@chocolatecharley99 who are you Ariana or something? Do you know him personally?

@imonmxrs

5 жыл бұрын

Rudolph Rudolph i dont think i’ve ever seen an article about Pete cheating on anyone and or being rude to people

@safiya970

5 жыл бұрын

@@imonmxrs neither have I 🙄 smh some people are so sad

@Stoney-Jacksman

5 жыл бұрын

tabloid bitches think because they watch buzzfeed videos about a person, they are friends with him. fuck outta here you celeb worshiping cunts

@carollipton4584

5 жыл бұрын

@@chocolatecharley99 Where did you read that he was a serial cheater? Never saw that one anywhere before.

I root for Pete like he's part of the family.

@VocalSpiritPresents

5 жыл бұрын

Hell yea!

@michaelmathias3277

5 жыл бұрын

@@VocalSpiritPresents Kate Beckinsale- I dont think Pete needs my help anymore!!

@rosemiller2075

5 жыл бұрын

Me too! Pete is cool love his realness

@michaelmathias3277

4 жыл бұрын

Pete is dating another hot, famous celebrity- he has low key nuclear fusion sex appeal it appears.

@hd-xc2lz

4 жыл бұрын

As a member of his family please whisper to him to pull his pants up, and that he's getting a little too old for that look.

I have the weirdest attraction to this man. I mean I just have such a freaking giant crush on him and I don't know why

@franciscaalejandravargasve425

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@renatawarec

3 жыл бұрын

Because hes cute!!

@zacharyshelly73

3 жыл бұрын

Its because he is illustrating a superior confidence. He also was engaged to that Ariana Grande (She needs to eat a sandwich). Hes a high value male in your world.

@triinu-johanna4917

3 жыл бұрын

same lmao

@paygebutcher

2 жыл бұрын

maybe because he’s hot? lmao

He looks like his 20 but with a voice of being on his 50's that's weird but really funny to react the first time lmao

@kayadams8051

3 жыл бұрын

that’s everyone from staten island

Pete's pants are lower than my self-esteem

@mariaa.5829

4 жыл бұрын

Feel better

@breakingtide

4 жыл бұрын

This statement is true whether you have low or high self esteem

@s0dap0p27

4 жыл бұрын

His pants are higher than mine

@Kcrekow

4 жыл бұрын

Who wouldn't have low self esteem knowing that you made millions without any tallent

@krizzydrizzy4123

4 жыл бұрын

Ronnyboy stfu

he needs to voice a character in Big Mouth lol

@trevthekidd

4 жыл бұрын

Is it going over my head or does he actually not voice anyone?

@bigbangattack97

4 жыл бұрын

bad show is trash

@weirdskyreallyweird.5519

4 жыл бұрын

Voice? Why waste animation money? He literally looks like a character from big mouth already, just put him in the show as a live actor lol.

@CrowRenager

4 жыл бұрын

Skylar O'kane that made me laugh my ass off and i had a shitty day. thank you

@chefboiardeeznutz9881

4 жыл бұрын

@@bigbangattack97 nah, better than family guy.

He is so tall and skinny he doesn’t fit in his own body 😂

I didn't have the experience with the numbers being called, but other than that, he is so spot on about waiting on results from STD tests. "A bunch of people that had fun yesterday." bahahahahaha

Pete Davidson - The Entire Millennial generation in one man

@Josh-ck9bv

4 жыл бұрын

Pyromaniac1339 nah fuck that shit. I don’t want to be represented by him lmao

@clearlynotchloe2714

4 жыл бұрын

do you mean millennials or do you mean gen z?

@canaisyoung3601

4 жыл бұрын

Since Pete was born in 1993, I'm going to say "the Gen-Y millennials" (which is from 1981 to around the mid-1990s).

@katharineforsyth1870

4 жыл бұрын

He's not even a millennial, he's like 25

@Eorzat

4 жыл бұрын

Katherine Ujhazy He’s absolutely a millennial. Look up your generations again.

The only worst thing about smoking weed is running out

@Entertainer145

4 жыл бұрын

Spooker Tin Moooooood Rn

@OneCrazedSniper1

4 жыл бұрын

Or your parents being home because your work visa expired and need to go back with no sense of confidence or anything lined up... Anybody?

@awesomegaymer5786

4 жыл бұрын

It sucks when your dankrupt

@alexswedock3911

3 жыл бұрын

I started smoking weed when I was 14 and I’m 22 now and ya know I think there’s been some damage done to my brain

@Lachlanrocca

3 жыл бұрын

@@OneCrazedSniper1 word

This was literally so good I wish I could like it a million times

The longer he talks, the funnier he gets

"THE SENATE!" "we have a senate now?" lmaoooo

I wish people would scream at me to smoke weed. 😂

@MastaSmack

5 жыл бұрын

As long as it was free and wasn't laced with anything...oh and they didn't have a bunch cold sores on their lips.

@mskasweetwyne

5 жыл бұрын

YO FUCKFACE!

@johnpappadopoulos2812

5 жыл бұрын

Cause that's what real heros do

@Josh-ck9bv

4 жыл бұрын

Amber Ambwee would like this comment but the number is good

@kylemccrary6241

4 жыл бұрын

Lol Right!!

what a way to make a living, I love this dude! alot of courage and always good for a laugh at myself.

To be fair I once got so high I thought I was a couch. I got freaked out wondering how I was going to tell my Mama about my new life choice, especially as I wasn't even a very nice couch. It took a small infinity to realise I was high AF and wouldn't be a couch for long.

He really does looks the the human version of Melman the giraffe

@tia4936

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOO YES

@goddamnit

3 жыл бұрын

Wait holy shit you're right lmao

@greasy2007

3 жыл бұрын

Aww that's mean

@jamesmoyner7499

3 жыл бұрын

I think part of it is the bags under his eyes he looks so tired.

@tessawebb9469

3 жыл бұрын

I get a Ren from Ren and Stimpy vibe.

“Running through the six with my friends”

this whole time i was scared his pants would fall off

Love this dude, his stand up is apex top level son!!

How is he wearing a belt and his pants are still that low? 😂

@Tauschung

4 жыл бұрын

He’s built like a log.

@Mvrko.J

4 жыл бұрын

“High “fashion 😂

@tamdeneich8107

4 жыл бұрын

Ask Daniel Howell

@sennefierens2708

3 жыл бұрын

WEED

@superskills1017

3 жыл бұрын

...Dunno, it's kinda impressive though.

This guy has a lot of potential. He just doesn't reach high enough. But you can tell he has the brain power. He's probably right on the cusp of something great.

@greybeard6504

5 жыл бұрын

Rob yeah, I always think that too, ever since I first saw him on SNL. He’s got great potential. You can see it.

@dashwins

5 жыл бұрын

@@greybeard6504 but he wont. Hes too engulfed around death. He's like a lanky Addams kid. And he could care less

@kaitlyncaldwell9037

4 жыл бұрын

he’s always too high. it’s the weed 😂😂

@hd-xc2lz

4 жыл бұрын

He's too fake. On stage he speaks with a heavy Staten Island accent, but in interviews it vanishes.

@user-sw1wq8lh2w

4 жыл бұрын

@@hd-xc2lz he grew up in staten island, perhaps he tones it down for interviews... he doesn't use it that strong in SNL. Besides, it's stand up, it's an act. Larry the Cable Guy is easily the worst offender.

Crazy! Laughed till the end

2:54 "YO MAN, YOU WANNA SMOKE WEED?"

im a comic the reason the audience was so quiet was because the mic was not hearing them you can tell how he pauses that the crowd was laughing alot, but the microphone recording pickups are not sensitive enough to hear rolling laughs and murmurs if you were in the room live you would hear it all. thats why live theatre is so wonderful :)

@alexeskimo4054

5 жыл бұрын

calvi in california i’m a comic book too

@dustinnukem5458

5 жыл бұрын

Where is your work? You tube

@backyardjuggler

5 жыл бұрын

I hope you're right, but it seems like maybe he was not connecting with them as much as he hoped, as he asks them (at 7:32) something like, "What material were you expecting?" Which maybe that's part of his normal routine, but it seemed like something he would be asking as a transition or path back to some sort of connection / success with the set, to me (but I am just a caveman in these contexts, of course).

@checkerssaltandpepper1156

4 жыл бұрын

lol shut the fuck up

@emmygreen5864

4 жыл бұрын

😎😎😎😎😎

He looks like the love child of Steph Curry and Rami Malek.

@sheila174

5 жыл бұрын

He played Rami Malek in an SNL skit recently.

@pizzapringles6957

5 жыл бұрын

Christian Yelich & Rami Malek*

@heydumbass758

5 жыл бұрын

hallertau why are you right

@damianespinosa6393

5 жыл бұрын

And the voice of a young Gilbert Godfrey

@progKansas

5 жыл бұрын

I wish he didn't get so many tats.

He truly had me at "Aids Bingo" Happy tear in my eye

“Thank you guys” I was already laughing

“The senate-“ “I can’t”

Now, everytime I see a baby realizing my existence, I'll think of Pete bustin one.

@bunnysenpaimon6742

5 жыл бұрын

Yep, oh god that's ruined for me

omg I love listening to his stand up. Fresh and honest.

I thought it said,"Running in the streets with my hoes" and that the actual lyrics were the TV safe version

I know this dude is famous but his stand up isnt talked about as much as it should be. SMD is awesome and hes a natural comedian. Big fan.

@_Highvalue_

5 жыл бұрын

Pete sucks.

@empressallyson8323

5 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure stand up is what made him popular ??? I think

@ninja_tony

5 жыл бұрын

Brennan Huff then why are you watching videos of him?

@paulphoenix

5 жыл бұрын

He's not a good comic

@brownie3454

4 жыл бұрын

@@FredDurst1 he's detoxing from his 300 hour rick and Morty marathon. he just needs time to dumb down his sense of humor to appreciate Pete like the rest of us simpletons

He sounds a little like Dave Chapelle doing his white man voice :D

@Yoshinori76

5 жыл бұрын

His mannerisms definitely remind me of Chappelle. And I love Chappelle

@opmike343

5 жыл бұрын

The Dave Chapelle similarity IMMEDIATELY jumped out to me.

@DeborahGagliani

4 жыл бұрын

totally

@ipwndrums

4 жыл бұрын

@@Yoshinori76 especially when he was talking about cutting open the couch and "slithering" in there lol

@lolmee2696

4 жыл бұрын

i just watched him the first time and def reminds me of chappelle alot. like how he tells little skits and all, really cool

The best fact about this standup is that he's high while talking about weed. Plus he speaks the truth without filters just love him

This video had me rolling on the floor with laughter for 9mins straight

this guy sounds like a simpsons character

Genuinly funny kid, you can tell it comes natural and that he enjoys his comedy, hes so close to cracking up at each one of his jokes.

pete’s so adorable and i cant stop smiling

I’m happy this video’s back!

I have to say I love Pete, he's just a normal guy with some brilliant observational comedy, who isn't afraid to admit the embarrassing stuff about himself, because either you like him, or you don't, and he's not concerned. I really hope he & Ariana have enough privacy to make their lives work together. They remind me of me & my husband & we just celebrated our 20th wedding anniversary, we moved in together after our 1st date.

@unshutoptic1

6 жыл бұрын

That's amazing! Happy anniversary to both of you.

@zo_oe3223

6 жыл бұрын

J is Scoobysmom So lovely for joking about Manchester bombing.. Not funny one bit. Kids died. No excuses for that..

@herbtenderson7335

6 жыл бұрын

J is Scoobysmom So you're super hot and your husband is a charming goofball?

@RaceySpacey

6 жыл бұрын

I HEAR YOU GIRL. I met my husband on my 18th birthday and moved in after 3 months, engaged and pregnant all close together. Been with him 11 years. Time is nothing. Sometimes you really do just get lucky :)

@CuriousGoodsJessica

6 жыл бұрын

Ace Spa - Bless Your Heart & Bless Your Family! I think God puts us where we need to be, and when you meet your mate, it's meant! My husband & I had the same doctor growing up, our moms recognized each other when they met. My husband said he fell in love with me as I read the Highlights magazines in the doctor's waiting room 🤣 We "finally" met in the parking lot of our apt. complex. Our "baby" is 16 now, I can't imagine life any other way? 💗

he looks like carl from shameless 30 years from now

@Monochromicornicopia

5 жыл бұрын

damn how old do you think pete is

@Lilpeepkinn

5 жыл бұрын

Pete’s just 6 years older man...

@AmberAmbwee

5 жыл бұрын

I can’t unseen this now!

@theworldisugly

5 жыл бұрын

Tf? These jokes just make you sound dumb😂

@ransavage4194

5 жыл бұрын

More like carl in 8 years

“I went to hide it, and one of the cops was like hehe” I’m dead

Forgot there's been food for 5 minutes and feel like you're slowly starving but don't wanna move? WEED

I’m late but he sounds so much like coach Steve

@magdalenagrace7979

4 жыл бұрын

the hara hollie omg love this comment, love the reference

@JPTheWorst

4 жыл бұрын

Now I can’t I hear this :/

@ExpiredEvan

4 жыл бұрын

or Jay

@nyc9721

2 жыл бұрын

HE DOES LMFAOO

“ *Running through the Six with my friends* “😂😂😂

@mariaa.5829

4 жыл бұрын

"with my woes."

@lilyrenee9636

4 жыл бұрын

Yooo he turned kind of Hispanic when he said that😂💀

@vanessaj7098

2 жыл бұрын

1:09

I admire that even when a joke doesn't hit super hard, he keeps smiling and going on, kinda reminds me of Norm a bit.

I sounded like I was on a roller coaster 😂 watching this.

"No? Whore." LMFAOOOOOO!!

@josephbyron7004

3 жыл бұрын

yes, that is what he said.

@kamenanew9867

3 жыл бұрын

@@josephbyron7004 no one will ever like anyone like you

@2hotflavored666

3 жыл бұрын

@@kamenanew9867 rekt.

@2hotflavored666

3 жыл бұрын

@Cassidy Kramer you too got rekt.

@2hotflavored666

3 жыл бұрын

@Cassidy Kramer Great, you?

If they ever do a live action Simpsons movie, he needs to play Moe.

@bradleyrayson2955

4 жыл бұрын

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard when Hank Azaria still is alive

@arcenceil5708

4 жыл бұрын

What about Mr. Burns

@JH-ee5xv

4 жыл бұрын

Bradley Rayson Young Moe then in a flashback

@nickhousman6222

4 жыл бұрын

Perfect

@kareemdelacreme2018

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Moe one hundred percent lol

great stuff. more please.

Pete Davidson please don't stop stand up comedy you had me crying from the all the laughing I was doing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dang you can tell that this is from a few years ago because of the blankness of his skin. He is so inked now it's so weird seeing skin colored arms

@mushmoro4e

4 жыл бұрын

And also here he hasn't got the tattoos on his arms

@changednamelit

4 жыл бұрын

@@mushmoro4e Which is what Jessie meant.

@sarahbarrett1247

4 жыл бұрын

"skin coloured arms" 😂

@sryburn641

4 жыл бұрын

@@sarahbarrett1247 😜😜😜

@llxxkillswitchxxll8657

4 жыл бұрын

I believe he got sleaves because his condition leaves him really pale don't quote me tho

this dude's younger than me and already sounds like an old and tired professor

@xSayPleasex

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Moe from Simpsons, slight resemblance too lol

@Sid-rp5yi

4 жыл бұрын

Weed

this guy is naturally funny i’m jealous

I have a new found respect for him after watching "The king of Staten Island." That movie is hilarious.

"Hey pete" "Hey pete"..

@VocalSpiritPresents

5 жыл бұрын

"Huh?" WEED

@swimming8158

5 жыл бұрын

“Yo Pete”**

I laughed so hard that the rice I was eating went up my nose, then when I FINALLY stopped laughing and started BREATHING, the rice that was in my nose went down my throat and I choked. Thx Pete.

@josephlucas8000

2 жыл бұрын

You really are a dork! 🤣

“Hope you like charity” took me a minute 😂😂😂😂

@hannahbray1481

3 жыл бұрын

explain it to me tho😂 i don’t get itttt🥺😂

The aaaawww at 4:57 got me

Idk why people in the comments thought this standup was weak. I thought it was hella funny. Just because the audience isn't screaming doesn't mean you can't find it funny 🙄

@geewhiz23

6 жыл бұрын

But they need to be told when to laugh. Why do you think they watch shows like The Big Bang Theory?

@joefather2463

6 жыл бұрын

Ducking Around not that it isn’t funny at all it is just weak it’s just those kinda jokes that make you smile and forget about it

@aydensimpson6337

6 жыл бұрын

That's not why we didn't find it funny lmao, this type of humor is obviously mostly for stoners, so for a lot of people who are clean, it doesn't make us laugh

@JNava

6 жыл бұрын

Ducking Around it wasn’t the audience, it was the fact that I didn’t produce a single smile while watching this.

@bubblebobblefullthrottle

6 жыл бұрын

I didn’t get it either. I’m so glad you said this. I thought I was crazy

This guy already looks high in the thumbnail.

@LouisFGraham

6 жыл бұрын

Isn't he sober now?

@Ferrero123

6 жыл бұрын

LouisFGraham he has some serious disease. Weed helps him with pain.

@gabewatson6869

6 жыл бұрын

realistically i’d assume that he is

@alessandraleigh9919

5 жыл бұрын

Tommaso Urbisci he also has borderline personality disorder

Bruh the stain on the top senttt me into hysterics idek why🤣🤦‍♀️

Walking into a room and forgetting why you walked in there. WEED

"What material did u expect?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣I luv Pete!

@RDB93

2 жыл бұрын

Something funny for a start.

Why are people hating? The audience laughed after every punch line. I loved it, too lol

@pureluck8767

5 жыл бұрын

Because he is creepy looking

@billionaire5526

5 жыл бұрын

Pure Luck but he’s engaged to Ariana Grande so do you think anyone gives a single fuck about his looks?

@thelolodude857

5 жыл бұрын

They're people without a sense of humour who can't laugh unless there's this huge audience bursting out in tears they can hear

@MarcGyverIt

5 жыл бұрын

Because he's homophobic and racist

@ruudvangorilla3221

5 жыл бұрын

@@MarcGyverIt you're saying homophobic like it's a bad thing, and the word "Racist" has been thrown around so much lately that it doesn't mean anything anymore

That last joke nearly killed me 😂

This made me appreciate comedy a lot more