Pete : "I have no game with women" Also pete : *dates half of the most famous women in the world*

@foreverdead1248

2 жыл бұрын

He goes after the rebounds

@Raghad-tu8tj

2 жыл бұрын

@@foreverdead1248 HELP BAHAHAH

@wartyrant8627

2 жыл бұрын

@@foreverdead1248 Niiice.

@whipdauziout7478

2 жыл бұрын

@@foreverdead1248 board man gets paid 😈😎

@andrewarias6989

2 жыл бұрын

@@foreverdead1248 and goes onto to dunk them

Pete Davidson is like a make-a-wish kid who wished for infinite wishes

@pristinegovender

2 жыл бұрын

You won the comment section bruh.😂😂😂🤣

@Garbageman0

2 жыл бұрын

He’s winning tho in life

@Mr.ImbeciIe

2 жыл бұрын

@@Garbageman0 that’s the point

@iamsam7632

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mr.ImbeciIe 🤦🏻‍♀️ - lol.

@annieoddo1475

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my g-

“I have a problem with wind” Dude’s a genius without even trying lol

@victoriamohan8827

2 жыл бұрын

What does that mean?

@AaMmack

2 жыл бұрын

@@victoriamohan8827 him joking about his skinniness

@CorbettCLAW

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@reubenprasanth271

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was gastro problems and farting

@AnaAcuraErica

Жыл бұрын

Genius????

i genuinely think he just talks to himself for a few hours, writes it out and goes on stage

@Rottenkirsche13

Жыл бұрын

He says he does actually lol

@fatsanii

Жыл бұрын

@@Rottenkirsche13 FR??? PLS

@thetimeisland850

Жыл бұрын

you sure can tell

@bri7757

Жыл бұрын

Yup that's how jokes are made

Pete is proof that all a man needs is a sense of humor.

@jillianlabella7565

2 жыл бұрын

I actually think hes very cute not sure if his sense of humor is why I think that or hes just adorbs to me ling if staten island is first time I saw him and hes great in that so funny

@k.d9499

2 жыл бұрын

he's actually very attractive!

@GrungeJeans

2 жыл бұрын

The best comedians are men though

@JoyfulJenn

2 жыл бұрын

@@GrungeJeans I was gonna argue with you but. It’s ok. I’m not an argumentative girl, I love to laugh so I don’t care if it’s men I’m laughing at all the time!

@sarahbeara1018

2 жыл бұрын

And his mother. 😂

“i won’t make fun of you yet… cuz i want to give everyone at home a moment to google who you are” gets me every time.

"I just found out I can't play call of duty while high cuz I'm afraid of dying." is one of the best lines I ever heard.

@kissbare5627

2 жыл бұрын

It’s funny because it’s true lol

@SStone-dm7es

Жыл бұрын

You need to get out more.

@coledorney

Жыл бұрын

It was funny but there was wayyyyyyy better jokes I think Pete would agree you needa get out more

@nostalgianotes-

Жыл бұрын

I remember my first beer.

I like Pete Davidson. He has a certain vulnerability to him that makes him seem so real.

@listentoluucy1194

2 жыл бұрын

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@scurtiousthecurtious696

2 жыл бұрын

Really? Dude seams like a complete tool to me

@questtttttttt

2 жыл бұрын

@@scurtiousthecurtious696 I used to think that too. I changed my mind. His standup isn't great. What changed my mind was his acting in King of Staten Island, his tour of his moms basement in the house he bought her and the way he chooses to stay with her, some of his you-tube appearances, and the way he spoke kindly about his ex Ariana Grande in his standup. The only thing I have trouble squaring is that he's apparently dating Kim Kardashian, and she seems like a terrible person. I don't know. Ultimately I don't really care. He has this slacker brand that I'm very sympathetic too and I like his acting. King of Staten Island had a lot of heart. I would even say that it was kind of moving.

@scurtiousthecurtious696

2 жыл бұрын

@@questtttttttt now let me ask you this. If his farther didn't die on 9/11. Would you feel the same way? Would anyone feel the same way about him? I don't think we would. Knowing that brings out a certain kind of a empathy response. He was great in the king of staton Island and he can roast with the best of em but I watched his stand up. He's not funny. His shtick sounds like he's a new age Jerry Seinfeld with tatts

@fatimaayoub606

2 жыл бұрын

@@scurtiousthecurtious696 the reason I like Pete ain't cause of his dead father whom I don't know.

i love how only the people that are obviously very humble are the only ones to laugh at themselves getting roasted

@theshowofstars7073

2 жыл бұрын

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@eh1126

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly! I don’t know why you would agree to go to a roast if you’re gonna be offended by the jokes 😒🙄

@erinhand

2 жыл бұрын

Shaq and kevin hart thought those jokes were hilarious

@sulpherbratigh7936

2 жыл бұрын

This aged very well

@rite2bcreative

2 жыл бұрын

Now that I think of it, all the people I can think of that have gotten offended on these had an ego issue 🤯

Shaq has such a great sense of humor! Dude just seems like such an awesome person.

@gs9255

2 жыл бұрын

Yesss he seems sweet 😋 😍

@theshowofstars7073

2 жыл бұрын

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@chriskeith5742

2 жыл бұрын

Shaq was dating a girl from my hometown and I ran into him at Little Ceasars Pizza. It was probably the weirdest thing that will ever happen in my life celebrity wise. The guy is a for real giant.

@galigiri

2 жыл бұрын

Except for when he makes fun of disabled people..?

@remydeuce3056

2 жыл бұрын

Shaq is this girls uncle i know. He went to her house and threw her a bday party. Posted on her snap “Happy Bday Love Uncle Shaq”. Her dads some big doctor, Saadiq El-Amin. I don’t know how they’re related but it’s cool to see him in my hometown. Springfield, IL actually has lots of famous people come from and to here.

He's just likable. His smile is infectious

@goeatsomesh1t

2 жыл бұрын

He looks like the old tabloids of Bat Boy.

Pre-ariana Pete Davidson talking about how bad his game is. Ironic

@BoneyMase

2 жыл бұрын

Ariana is nothing he wit Kim now

@iamnoelthomas

2 жыл бұрын

*iconic

@_onlyrackz_

2 жыл бұрын

@@iamnoelthomas ironic** its irony.

@imperialmouse

2 жыл бұрын

@@_onlyrackz_ it’s both tbh

@snoozyq9576

Жыл бұрын

​@@_onlyrackz_ it's not really irony

Pete: " I just turned 20 and it's over" Also Pete: Dates Kim K

@sneakycheeky531

2 жыл бұрын

i mean those girls are marketing themselves as gold digging fame hoers

@Big40a1

2 жыл бұрын

@@sneakycheeky531 Kim worth over a billion Davidson worth 10 mil at most if anything Pete the gold digger 😂

@Big40a1

2 жыл бұрын

@@sneakycheeky531 Kim worth over a billion Davidson worth 10 mil at most if anything Pete the gold digger 😂

@Big40a1

2 жыл бұрын

@@sneakycheeky531 Kim worth over a billion Davidson worth 10 mil at most

@canaisyoung3601

2 жыл бұрын

And is on a long-running sketch show and, despite some criticism, has a fanbase.

I have no game with women, when you're such a great comedian you don't need game, you're the game.

@gs9255

2 жыл бұрын

He's with Kim Kardashian 😍 💕 now

@williamhooper3547

2 жыл бұрын

Having a 12 inch prolly helps

@amithlakshman5132

2 жыл бұрын

He is banging Kim now.Come on

@theshowofstars7073

2 жыл бұрын

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@ph30nix92

2 жыл бұрын

@@gs9255 no tf he is not

"Anne coulter if your here whose SCARING THE CROWS AWAY FROM OUR CROPS" 😂😂😂😂

14:55 The whole crowd is shocked and going "ooohh" like that joke was a low blow while Rob is just dieing laughing. Really endearing coming from Rob

@samanthaangell3131

Жыл бұрын

His obvious joy at those jokes is my favorite part 😂 He's practically rolling out of his seat 😂😂

Mad respect to Pete Davidson for ripping into Anne coulter right in front of her face like that. I get that it’s a roast, but it was still nice to see someone make a KKK joke to her face.

He’s tall, he’s adorable, and he’s funny!! His appeal doesn’t confuse me…

@Obstone0

2 жыл бұрын

He’s “funny”

@Tarazex

2 жыл бұрын

@@Obstone0 yes he's funny

@reasonabledoubt337

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tarazex can’t tell by what I just watched

@Tarazex

2 жыл бұрын

@@reasonabledoubt337 he's funny

@greattitan371

2 жыл бұрын

@@reasonabledoubt337 he's funny

Every time I see the bits with Ann coulter hating that she’s being roasted and being called racist is hilarious to me. She’s just got the smile on her face that says “I hate this but I can’t look like I hate this”

@bellj85

7 ай бұрын

she just looks like she hates everything anyway

@phylwx

6 ай бұрын

Yeah! Roating coulter was the best part by far X'D

Pete really was ruthless to Anne Coulter 😂😂

@midsummersnight3848

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed! Unfortunately, those were all low blows & low hanging fruit. Basic insults than anyone could throw. Personally, my favorite part of this entire video were his messages to Shaq, Justin & Rob.

@orangeants

2 жыл бұрын

@@midsummersnight3848 I mean, her whole personality is low hanging fruit, hard to be creative

@midsummersnight3848

2 жыл бұрын

@@orangeants OK. Fair enough. To each their own. =)

@illbeurluckycharmz

2 жыл бұрын

as he should

@hnslvn

Жыл бұрын

I love it when he responds to Anne's insult to him

1:17 Dates Ariana Grande and Kim Kardashian in the same lifetime. Still he claims he has no game with women. Thank you for being an inspiration to all of us Pete!

@theveronicas6478

2 жыл бұрын

Ηταν πριν τη σχεση τ με τη αριανα κ την κιμ τ κλιπ αυτά

@thegalhorowitz

2 жыл бұрын

kate beckinsale and line of other pretty women, its ridicilous but to be fair, he is very attractive even without humor.

@negroleague2

2 жыл бұрын

Dont need game when your a successful comedian. The game is in the title itself.

@bobjones2041

2 жыл бұрын

Kim is a plastic creep

Pete....I'm sorry about your dad. ..I also lost my son, Liam, in 2018 ...if not for humor, truly, I wouldn't have made it through...bless you and your brilliant comedy...♡♡♡♡♡

@vip2109

2 жыл бұрын

Man, I’m sorry, I’m a 12 year old kid named Liam and I can’t ever imagine losing a son, have a very nice day, I’m so sorry

@nicolelong8023

2 жыл бұрын

Aww I'm so sorry that breaks my heart to hear

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂I love Pete Davidson . He has a very unique style with his comedy and that’s what makes him special , freaking hallarious .

Pete Davidson is hilarious! He's my favorite on SNL.

@CorbettCLAW

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah when he breaks character in sketches and just starts laughing I always die!

@jamesdoherty6048

2 жыл бұрын

What a low bar.

I dont get when people say “he gives us all hope”, cause like, to be this funny and have this much of an attractive personality is hard and rare af

@naninuna7440

2 жыл бұрын

the Trauma made him the funniest

Pete: I have no game with women Also Pete: Bangin straight 10s on the reg

You just know Kanye's made his mates sit around his pc to watch this, and their all trying their hardest not to laugh saying "nah he ain't even funny bro."

@katieboucher4982

Жыл бұрын

STFUFUWH THIS HAS ME DEAD

Notice how in the roast of Justin they were able to take a joke and they laughed but the one after they were a bit salty 😂

Kevin seems like he really enjoys Pete's roasts😂😂

*Pete Davidson is a dark joke king!*

@SergioSalcedo

2 жыл бұрын

Staten Island thing

@lisa196409

2 жыл бұрын

Wow 🤯 he is.

@backupaccount1415

2 жыл бұрын

That’s an understatement 😭

The "who do you think your son is" aged perfectly.my man out here slayin the game 🤣

Pete - “I’m depressed” Guy - “🤣🤣🤣🤣”

The way Shaq is losing it makes my life

Everything he says just comes to mind and he says it.

@MrDiscoLime

2 жыл бұрын

That’s what he wants you to think but these are worked out bad jokes

Rob got absolutely violated 💀

@yungmarcy4054

2 жыл бұрын

Bro if you listen he said “I’m coming for you” he felt that

@homelackin2234

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha bro he molested Rob

Pete conveys an old-soul wisdom and viewpoint that makes me forget how young he is. Then he says something like "Kanye West is the greatest musician of all time" about a guy who doesn't know how to play a single instrument, and I am reminded that Pete hasn't been with us for very long.

Hahaha the fact that his punchline against Rob Lowe was literally him just stating a fact and shaming him for being noncey

13:43 The Anne coulter scarecrow one had me rolling

for some reason i find him so attractive HAHA

@emilyexplosion9120

2 жыл бұрын

He's got some pretty gorgeous bone structure. Nice teeth. Big, dark eyes. And he smiles a LOT

R.I.P the Legend Coolio

In all honesty when pete says "... im lucky my dad when i was 7" i get that completely. I lost my grandmother when i was 6 and because i was as young as i was i didnt process it the way a grown adult would so i was fine

Pete: "I got no game with women" Me: *well that was a freaking lie*

just turned twenty 😭 now he’s turning 30 in a few days 😭

The "kinda fishy" joke is Gold to me 😂

"I have no game with women" Currently dating Kim Kardashian and making her the happiest she has ever been in a relationship

@osarootaigbe2098

Жыл бұрын

This aged well! 🤣🤣

“As soon as the game starts I hide behind a rock.” In all fairness to Pete, that is a strategy in Warzone.

"Im from Staten Island. Im sorry everybody...." Way underrated :D

Ann Coulter's was personal, and she could tell

@ellycantsleep5838

2 жыл бұрын

She was just sitting there like 🙂

@juliantorres8471

2 жыл бұрын

She said that 9/11 victims should quit making it about the families and think of the the money the United States lost

@bobjones2041

2 жыл бұрын

@@juliantorres8471 you said it's sexist and racist to make fun of any womyn

the Ann Coulter jokes never get old

The Ann coulter jokes 😂😂

Pete Davidson: I have no game with women. Also Pete Davidson: Smashing literaly all the baddies

Kevin Hart is laughing so hard 💀🤣🤣

that soul plane roast hit hard

Pete gives us all hope 😂

Pete Davidson looks like a hey Arnold character come to life

So im not the only one who was afraid of the bathroom pregnancy thing 😂😂😂

@catherinemartin1957

2 жыл бұрын

Well as a female now IM scared

@nicolelong8023

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahah😂😂

I never gave dude a chance but I had to see what the buzz was about and I get it. Dudes funny

“I got every kind for my baby boy”

”A little suspicious” funniest thing I’ve ever heard

Pete Davidson is the main character of the simulation we live in

I love how you can hear the change from "Roasting Everyone Else" voice to "Roasting Ann Coulter" voice

Rest in peace, Coolio

Perfect timing. Been watching Pete comedy all week. Thanks for uploading.

I'm obsessed with this man

“Mommies sick” killed me

13:24 - 13:26 your teacher gives you 2 tests in 1 week

Ann Coulter was NOT vibing

Kevin almost did a lap around the stage at the thats what i call music joke

Pete Davidson is one of the stoners that you meet at a party and you’re not really too sure how to approach them so you spark up a joint and pass it to him and he says well don’t mind if I do and becomes your best friend

That “dAtz dE pOInt…” is just perfect

“Soul plane was the worst experience of my life involving a plane” 💀

Dude that first Shaq joke was absolute Gold

Love this show!

You can see the pain in Peyton Manning’s eyes 😂

Pete Davidson: "I have no game with women" *Has dated Arianna Grande and is currently dating Kim Kardashian*

3:48 i am very depressed Audience: *laugh*

How can you not love this guy? 👌🏻🤣

Pete Davidson is if Roderick Heffley became a stand up comic

I dont know how people find this hilarious

I can’t handle when we blinks each eye at different times

This is gold gotta watch this dude more

YEOOOOOO PETE DAVIDSON IS AWESOME

I dread to see what Kim does to this one.

This is ACTUALLY FUNNY ASF!!!🤣😱😂😂

I love this dude !

Pete davidson is like rick from rick & morty in real life

Love this man ❤️

i love him sm

00:21- 00:35 most relatable thing I've ever heard in my life

Honestly the funniest man on the planet

11:15 in, and only once did I giggle... am I cold ooor... is this really the best.

" I have no game with women." Most underrated joke.

We need more Pete Davidson lol

Ok I'll say it... Pete Davidson is a natural commedian

I’m convinced Staten Island produces funny way more than we think. I mean we got Pete and the Impractical Jokers. That’s five people right there 😂

Amazing

years later and he's cracking out new jokes stilll

@Keep1n1tFr0st1e

2 жыл бұрын

Except if it's about his dad dying in 9/11, we get it.

@JenSmyre

9 ай бұрын

9/11 JOKES AREN'T FUNNY 😢😢

@icantthinkofagoodnameso69f89

6 ай бұрын

Yes they are

Pete the kind of guy that gives therapy to his therapist

he’s amazing

He's mad funny