Pete Davidson's Best Stand-Up Jokes

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Take a look back at some of Pete Davidson’s best bits about why he dropped out of college, why he misses masturbating at his mom’s house and why he wants to get an “SMD” tattoo. (Contains strong language.)
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  • @luke_palmer05
    @luke_palmer053 жыл бұрын

    Hes so funny because he doesnt sound like hes joking he sounds 100% serious and is just telling us stuff like it isnt hilarious

  • @scottpurtle3577

    @scottpurtle3577

    3 жыл бұрын

    I feel bad for you bro if you think this shit is funny!

  • @ariaanise7489

    @ariaanise7489

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@scottpurtle3577 ... You came on to complain? ... That's sad...

  • @TG-nu7ii

    @TG-nu7ii

    3 жыл бұрын

    Scott Purtle 😂

  • @shravanshetty347

    @shravanshetty347

    3 жыл бұрын

    Maybe he is

  • @trentbrisket1159

    @trentbrisket1159

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wow thanks dude. Amazing perspective, thanks for sharing

  • @LoneEditor
    @LoneEditor2 жыл бұрын

    Pete Davison looks like a normal guy that got lost and walked on the stage and started telling random people about his life

  • @Sive.dot1

    @Sive.dot1

    2 жыл бұрын

    Skete

  • @katiehoholick420

    @katiehoholick420

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hehehe

  • @danialrafid

    @danialrafid

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sarahberkner

    @sarahberkner

    Жыл бұрын

    That's what it sounds like too

  • @ultimatealien1001

    @ultimatealien1001

    Жыл бұрын

    Love this 💯👌🏽

  • @mohammedzacky276
    @mohammedzacky2762 жыл бұрын

    "I've no game with women" that lines aged well

  • @dabootyisog8430

    @dabootyisog8430

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm saying bro 😆

  • @skydaddyissues3884

    @skydaddyissues3884

    2 жыл бұрын

    Pete, you’ll NEVER believe this…

  • @gus7807

    @gus7807

    2 жыл бұрын

    He got nicki minaj, ariana and kim kardashian in one lifetime

  • @enriquepena2009

    @enriquepena2009

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@gus7807 and Kim Kardashian

  • @gus7807

    @gus7807

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@enriquepena2009 forgot abT her ima edit it

  • @ChristophP97
    @ChristophP97 Жыл бұрын

    10 years ago he was joking about not getting any and now here we are after him dating Ariana Grande, Kim Kardashian and Emily Ratakowski. Friggin legend

  • @smanni01

    @smanni01

    Жыл бұрын

    I guess that tatoo really did work

  • @Locadel2003

    @Locadel2003

    Жыл бұрын

    And also Kate Beckinsale, man he is already a legend

  • @WillKingsley

    @WillKingsley

    9 ай бұрын

    Anything is possible

  • @tylerbaker3832

    @tylerbaker3832

    8 ай бұрын

    Madeline cline now too

  • @afrikankodo
    @afrikankodo3 жыл бұрын

    "Mommy's sick. She might need these tissues." 🤣🤣

  • @leleliswoe5350

    @leleliswoe5350

    3 жыл бұрын

    Afrikan Kodo he's so wholesome

  • @yawannatilly

    @yawannatilly

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@leleliswoe5350 you understand he said he was going to finish but couldn’t because “mommy’s sick” and you say “he’s so wholesome” what the fuck.. hahahaha

  • @MohammadAli-gl5gx

    @MohammadAli-gl5gx

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@yawannatilly can u please explain the joke

  • @arshanwar2225

    @arshanwar2225

    3 жыл бұрын

    I laughed so much

  • @xjayydope_

    @xjayydope_

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Pikachunicornio
    @Pikachunicornio3 жыл бұрын

    “how am i going to smoke weed with no fingies”

  • @lianah7837

    @lianah7837

    3 жыл бұрын

    His accent is so much stronger here for some reason

  • @DaihatsuCharade1993

    @DaihatsuCharade1993

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fhingas

  • @MaxxHarleenMurrder

    @MaxxHarleenMurrder

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂

  • @efrainjuarez2029

    @efrainjuarez2029

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@DaihatsuCharade1993 lolpll pollllololl

  • @erdemmemisyazici3950

    @erdemmemisyazici3950

    2 жыл бұрын

    Statistics joke.

  • @leangoekce7184
    @leangoekce7184 Жыл бұрын

    „Coolio‘s Not going anywhere“ that aged like milk (rip)

  • @zZ_N0TH1NG_Zz

    @zZ_N0TH1NG_Zz

    Жыл бұрын

    Well I guess he went to heaven 🤷‍♀️

  • @nightlight3694

    @nightlight3694

    Жыл бұрын

    he litterly died from what he said he wouldnt die from too

  • @michaelfouladi4961
    @michaelfouladi49612 жыл бұрын

    What makes Pete’s comedy so great isnt his punchlines or even delivery, but rather the fact that it’s so unrefined and raw that it’s a refreshing break from what you’re used to. It’s literally the funny guy in your stoner group that just happened to make it big

  • @SpuddRecordsMusic

    @SpuddRecordsMusic

    2 ай бұрын

    Well said 😂

  • @bluehaven8472
    @bluehaven84723 жыл бұрын

    He's just so natural on stage like he uses his awkwardness to his advantage

  • @LL-uw4qv

    @LL-uw4qv

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’ll be the first to reply ig

  • @poseidonfury

    @poseidonfury

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@LL-uw4qv bro really went three months without a reply

  • @philferroni

    @philferroni

    3 жыл бұрын

    How can he be a natural on stage if he's awkward?

  • @bella3567

    @bella3567

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@philferroni he is used to preforming doesn’t mean he isn’t awkward that’s a pretty clear trait of his

  • @epicwolf

    @epicwolf

    3 жыл бұрын

    He is naturally unfunny. And i gave this dude a chance too. I wanted to see whats all hype about. My god I know comedy is subjective sometimes but if you think he is funny, you wont be in my circle for sure.

  • @reidadkison402
    @reidadkison4023 жыл бұрын

    Pete: I got my priest to stop hitting on me. I introduced him to my brother. I got an A. Yeah but your brother got a D

  • @megancasual4274

    @megancasual4274

    3 жыл бұрын

    You absolutely CARRIED this comment section with this

  • @kiana.malcolm

    @kiana.malcolm

    3 жыл бұрын

    Epic.

  • @vigneshanand7009

    @vigneshanand7009

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bruh this comment is so underrated

  • @owenkniffen598

    @owenkniffen598

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was about to comment that

  • @josslujano7615

    @josslujano7615

    3 жыл бұрын

    I didn't get that part, can someone explain me :(

  • @Billy0123
    @Billy01232 жыл бұрын

    "I don't have game with women" Dates Arianna Grande and Kim K in the same lifetime

  • @BrendanWhelan
    @BrendanWhelan2 жыл бұрын

    For a 20 year old (at the time of a lot of these clips), he was a really polished stand up comedian. Some comedians never get there

  • @stephanlabuschagne3126
    @stephanlabuschagne31263 жыл бұрын

    Pete: im not good with girls Also Pete: dates Ariana Grande

  • @spokojnik

    @spokojnik

    3 жыл бұрын

    also Kate Beckinsale

  • @janat7504

    @janat7504

    3 жыл бұрын

    And Kaia Gerber

  • @quzar3291

    @quzar3291

    3 жыл бұрын

    LIAR

  • @Ghostface__x_

    @Ghostface__x_

    3 жыл бұрын

    so what lol

  • @mizstories9646

    @mizstories9646

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Alycia HooperHe and Gerber broke up back in January. He is currently single unless he is in a relationship that he is keeping secret (which would actually be a great idea for him with the way that all of his relationships are so heavily scrutinized by the media, social and otherwise).

  • @sharasharmi2718
    @sharasharmi27183 жыл бұрын

    He is so brutally honest.Its kinda scary..

  • @Masked_SVincent

    @Masked_SVincent

    3 жыл бұрын

    He’s a big mood for me

  • @frostdagger2199

    @frostdagger2199

    3 жыл бұрын

    Aye it fits him

  • @grego15

    @grego15

    3 жыл бұрын

    The first bit about the college dorm was not though. I mean unless he's dorming at an inner-city Community College... What the hell was he talking about. First year in the dorms fucking rocked. You don't care anything about the living situation you are so excited to be around people your age like-minded, and everyone there has half a brain at least and now you guys are the adults and no supervision it's awesome. You got to be a first-rate creeper not to come out of your shell and socialize or at least be a part of the community. He's focused on the toilet paper lol.

  • @Masked_SVincent

    @Masked_SVincent

    3 жыл бұрын

    grego15 called being anti social or introverted

  • @grego15

    @grego15

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Masked_SVincent he must be at the extreme end, yet he does standup....The dorms are a mix of everybody. My roommate was a severe diabetic with an insulin pump and very quiet and just played video games and was "in the closet" but we still talk and he loved the dorms because he instantly became part of an equal community with open minded young people and could walk over to anyone's room at any hour to just kick it. We had 3 halls 1 girls and 2 boys and central connecting lounge with TV and kitchen. The place was built in the 60s so it was no Hilton but it rocked! Don't forget like hotels, there are paid workers to clean it. You have to be able to focus on academics and making connections. All dorms are very similarly like this. Where's the time machine!?

  • @chiciu
    @chiciu2 жыл бұрын

    My mom got me condoms only once in my life and she made it even weirder by implying my dad's size, asking if I need the same. 16 years later and I still remember it

  • @JacobSca

    @JacobSca

    Жыл бұрын

    So what is it

  • @chillwill5692

    @chillwill5692

    11 ай бұрын

    hahahhahahahahhaah thats tough

  • @chiciu

    @chiciu

    11 ай бұрын

    @@JacobSca i made the comment vague, for a reason, and that reason wasn't shame.

  • @WillKingsley

    @WillKingsley

    9 ай бұрын

    @@JacobScathe question we’re all asking

  • @x1tempo32
    @x1tempo322 жыл бұрын

    "I can't finish now... mommy's sick. She might need these tissues."

  • @anamaria91106
    @anamaria911063 жыл бұрын

    His jokes are so raw that I don't know if I want to laugh or cry for him.

  • @amyobrien4311

    @amyobrien4311

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao same. I ended up doing both 💀😂

  • @canaisyoung3601

    @canaisyoung3601

    3 жыл бұрын

    You do both.

  • @invidia44

    @invidia44

    3 жыл бұрын

    You think this kids jokes are raw....you don't know real comedians. If you grew up in the early 90s you would have heard some real shit. But let's be honest your generation wouldnt like comedians back then because of how it uncensored they were. I mean they said anything from sexist to racist jokes that this generation couldn't handle. It would be too raw for you zoomers you would end up crying.

  • @megkrish7568

    @megkrish7568

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@invidia44 bruh ur begging for an ok boomer meme, also comedy is subjective just bcuz u dont find it funny doesnt mean it's not real humor. If it makes u laugh, its humor

  • @moomillie

    @moomillie

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@invidia44 what they mean by raw is that some of his jokes are very deeply personal to him and it makes people sad seeing him joke about the shit he’s gone through. it has nothing to do with being racist/sexist lmfaoooo that’s just plain disrespect

  • @hrznphntm9131
    @hrznphntm91313 жыл бұрын

    i spat out my water when he said "i got every kind for my baby boy"

  • @larrystylinson9128

    @larrystylinson9128

    3 жыл бұрын

    He sounded like a serial killer while saying that...😭😭😂

  • @aliyoutubelover7613

    @aliyoutubelover7613

    3 жыл бұрын

    I swear his sooo funny

  • @Gail-gs9jd

    @Gail-gs9jd

    3 жыл бұрын

    That part was too much 😆 no wonder his jokes are taken off air

  • @aarohansharma4551

    @aarohansharma4551

    3 жыл бұрын

    that sounded *really* wrong

  • @isam6988

    @isam6988

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was literally laughing so much I started coughing 💀

  • @unfinishedsketches776
    @unfinishedsketches776 Жыл бұрын

    I swear, he tells jokes like he snuck on to the stage

  • @TheRealBDouble
    @TheRealBDouble Жыл бұрын

    His delivery and the fact that he seems natural up there are easily the best parts of his routine

  • @aydricburleigh1326
    @aydricburleigh13263 жыл бұрын

    Pete Davidson: Im very depressed. Audience: *laughs*

  • @mrme3719

    @mrme3719

    2 жыл бұрын

    Why explain what happened in the video?

  • @notconnor01

    @notconnor01

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@mrme3719 cause its funny

  • @richardnothuman7070

    @richardnothuman7070

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Drown the Socialists his awkwardness makes himself funny

  • @xbrandon2252

    @xbrandon2252

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Drown the Socialists He looks great and is hilarious

  • @emmawulf8339

    @emmawulf8339

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Drown the Socialists and your for some reason watching the video🤔🧐

  • @lucidboom8994
    @lucidboom89943 жыл бұрын

    he's like a gigantic teddy bear you have to protect.

  • @user-qv3ec7qk6u

    @user-qv3ec7qk6u

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pete: I got my priest to stop hitting on me. I introduced him to my brother. I got an A. Yeah but your brother got a D

  • @birdy5450

    @birdy5450

    3 жыл бұрын

    that's cringey

  • @drewscholl6347

    @drewscholl6347

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@birdy5450 You're "cringey"

  • @Pablo-fm1tr

    @Pablo-fm1tr

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@drewscholl6347 No, actually op is

  • @Pablo-fm1tr

    @Pablo-fm1tr

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@user-qv3ec7qk6u COPIED

  • @jasmineyoung8767
    @jasmineyoung87672 жыл бұрын

    'Ma, I'm goin' camping. You got that boy scout outfit from third grade?' 'It won't fit you.' 'That's the point!' S E N D S M E

  • @vloneclixzy3269
    @vloneclixzy32692 жыл бұрын

    "the cigarette commercials are okay, the woman has no fingers. im like nahh i need those" 💀💀

  • @danicook9607
    @danicook96073 жыл бұрын

    Everyone hating on Pete for the little brother joke needs to relax he doesn’t even have a brother he has a sister named Casey

  • @joelhaigh

    @joelhaigh

    3 жыл бұрын

    You mean, he was joking? Fuuuuuck

  • @captainhowdy4290

    @captainhowdy4290

    3 жыл бұрын

    Omg wow like for reals? It’s almost like he was telling a joke or something 🙈 but fr thank GODDDD you were here to clear things up for us. Thank you.

  • @cpsbBXCX

    @cpsbBXCX

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@dungoofed8983 cool story bro

  • @dungoofed8983

    @dungoofed8983

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cpsbBXCX okay boomer

  • @cyrillanicoche9827

    @cyrillanicoche9827

    3 жыл бұрын

    He is so brutally honest.Its kinda scary..

  • @jorgenieto7061
    @jorgenieto70613 жыл бұрын

    Imagine being high with this dude🤣 he’ll have me rolling on the floor with laughter

  • @meghanhixon3241

    @meghanhixon3241

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dude watching this high is just 👌

  • @SwoleakhulTheBlind

    @SwoleakhulTheBlind

    3 жыл бұрын

    I‘d probably die bruuv collapsed lung from to much laugh coughing

  • @GlennDavey

    @GlennDavey

    2 жыл бұрын

    His eyes blink separately... it's unsustainable.. but for now it's enjoyable to watch

  • @MekonenMeteor123

    @MekonenMeteor123

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@meghanhixon3241 He’s not funny at all

  • @Give_Me_Rent

    @Give_Me_Rent

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@meghanhixon3241 I'm absolutely blasted rn i dont even know what year it is

  • @Karlcarsten
    @Karlcarsten2 жыл бұрын

    Pete: "I got no game with women" -> dates Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, freakin Kim Kardashian

  • @ctakitimu
    @ctakitimu Жыл бұрын

    I just figured out why I like Pete! He's like the voice in my head saying things that I don't say in the real world.

  • @dekiru8249
    @dekiru82493 жыл бұрын

    "mommy's sick"💀

  • @gloatingprince

    @gloatingprince

    3 жыл бұрын

    "She might need these tissues"😥

  • @creepyoleguy748
    @creepyoleguy7483 жыл бұрын

    Hes just like a regular guy I can't understand why I like this guy so much😂😂😂😂😂

  • @collin43

    @collin43

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Trump 2020 USA USA USA ......

  • @lizardmandx

    @lizardmandx

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Trump 2020 USA USA USA Talkin bout Trump yeah?

  • @leesmith339

    @leesmith339

    3 жыл бұрын

    Content and delivery. Some people just have it nailed.

  • @traxxasslash95

    @traxxasslash95

    3 жыл бұрын

    His cadence is a lot like Chappelle's.

  • @sparkl3s229

    @sparkl3s229

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Trump 2020 USA USA USA pardon, care to explain?

  • @bri70
    @bri709 ай бұрын

    I truly believe he does not deserve any of the hate he gets. This man deserves all the success he has in the comedy industry and he’s been working hard since he was a minor to earn his spot.

  • @DoeYourMom420
    @DoeYourMom420 Жыл бұрын

    The Coolio thing aged well😂

  • @stefanpapdi5151

    @stefanpapdi5151

    Жыл бұрын

    ouch hahah

  • @rebeccafernandes6415

    @rebeccafernandes6415

    Жыл бұрын

    I know 😅 I just got to that part… RIP Coolio

  • @walter9724

    @walter9724

    4 ай бұрын

    Unlike coolio...

  • @mechanicalsolutions2395
    @mechanicalsolutions23953 жыл бұрын

    he isn't conventionally attractive yet he is unresistable I feel like if I knew him irl i'd be head over heels for him

  • @sara-uz3ko

    @sara-uz3ko

    3 жыл бұрын

    same

  • @lizanya6433

    @lizanya6433

    3 жыл бұрын

    *irresistible

  • @djgaben6187

    @djgaben6187

    3 жыл бұрын

    Chad

  • @exoyria5446

    @exoyria5446

    3 жыл бұрын

    YESSS LIKE HES UGLY BUT IK IF HE FLIRTED WITH ME ID FALL IN LOVEE

  • @hannahsummerour3990

    @hannahsummerour3990

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don’t know him and I am head over hills for him

  • @zanewilkinson2551
    @zanewilkinson25513 жыл бұрын

    He sounded like Adam Sandler when he said “you’re a fucking disgrace”😂

  • @dionshelby5494

    @dionshelby5494

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeahhhh

  • @joelglanton6531

    @joelglanton6531

    2 жыл бұрын

    They're both from New York and have similar backgrounds but apparently I'm not allowed to be more specific than that because my comment keeps getting censored

  • @nobudgetproductions9987
    @nobudgetproductions9987 Жыл бұрын

    “I have no game with women” 💀

  • @jesslovelyco1573
    @jesslovelyco15732 жыл бұрын

    “I have no game with women” pulls kim kardashian 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sparklepunkenthusiast
    @sparklepunkenthusiast3 жыл бұрын

    Never understood why people hate this guy so much lol

  • @Icecube88

    @Icecube88

    3 жыл бұрын

    he made fun of an ex navy seal who lost his eye. show some god damn respect for those who served.

  • @skywatters1

    @skywatters1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Icecube88 it’s a joke. I’m sure people who actually served, unlike you, can appreciate some dark humor.

  • @ramathorn1237

    @ramathorn1237

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cause he thinks everyone is out to get him. He's a disrespectful shit that hates being disrespected.

  • @pkz420

    @pkz420

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Icecube88 The guy he joked about, Dan Crenshaw, laughed and joked back. He even went on the show with Pete and fired back. Because he has a sense of humour, unlike you. Also, Dan does look like a bond-villain. It's not offensive to say that.

  • @oscarpena00op

    @oscarpena00op

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nothing To See Here I bet you if Pete dissed a Democrat he would be on his “lIbERaLs rUiN COmEDy” crusade

  • @cardonbluh2313
    @cardonbluh23133 жыл бұрын

    Pete’s just like “what the fuck why are they laughing I’m just talking about my childhood”

  • @lifeofthugthug1967
    @lifeofthugthug19672 жыл бұрын

    “I have no game with women” proceeds to date ARIANA GRANDE AND KIM KARDASHIAN

  • @jacmurray
    @jacmurray Жыл бұрын

    Idk why it’s hard listening to his comedy skit. He’s a great comedian but when he brings up 9/11 you can hear the grief and depression he endured and how it’s still an open wound for him ❤

  • @mia-cb1su
    @mia-cb1su3 жыл бұрын

    i feel like he’s not even a comedian he’s just talking to me

  • @niaknight5485

    @niaknight5485

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same but he has my attention!

  • @Theopp268

    @Theopp268

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah one day I just kinda went on stage and started talking about my life and here I am serval years later

  • @AnnaliseEve

    @AnnaliseEve

    2 жыл бұрын

    He literally talks like the weird kid at kickons just talking to strangers who aren’t really listening or talking back so he just keeps talking and everyone lets him.

  • @msmbrady6513

    @msmbrady6513

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's because he isn't a comedian, he's a ghoul!

  • @wanmohamadirfan7792

    @wanmohamadirfan7792

    2 жыл бұрын

    J

  • @yippee-tn5ln
    @yippee-tn5ln3 жыл бұрын

    I am so in love with that man

  • @zj3211

    @zj3211

    3 жыл бұрын

    I got a friend that looks like he just smelled a horrible fart just like pete, i can hook u two up if u want?

  • @yippee-tn5ln

    @yippee-tn5ln

    3 жыл бұрын

    Z J Did u just insult yet compliment your friend? Anyways if he looks like Pete I’m down 😎

  • @zj3211

    @zj3211

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@yippee-tn5ln yes i did, his names Buster P. Hymen. hes real slick with the ladies add him on Facebook!

  • @yippee-tn5ln

    @yippee-tn5ln

    3 жыл бұрын

    Z J yeah no u lost me at buster. Better luck next time ;)

  • @yippee-tn5ln

    @yippee-tn5ln

    3 жыл бұрын

    Z J I get it that’s why I used the excuse of buster 💀 I wasn’t born yesterday but u also got my hopes up for nothing lmao! :( 😂

  • @Ben-wq4zf
    @Ben-wq4zf Жыл бұрын

    Just to remind everyone, this guy is voicing a robot who can turn into a Porsche and I’m here for it

  • @katia.luna213
    @katia.luna2132 жыл бұрын

    All of these Pete compilations are 10/10 😂😂😂

  • @jackbleichmar8979
    @jackbleichmar89793 жыл бұрын

    I feel like he could play the Joker

  • @sara-uz3ko

    @sara-uz3ko

    3 жыл бұрын

    yessss omg

  • @lizzyelisabeth6797

    @lizzyelisabeth6797

    3 жыл бұрын

    He is gonna be in the next suicide squad movie and I'm pumped

  • @deisydiaz4473

    @deisydiaz4473

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lizzyelisabeth6797 when is that coming out?

  • @lizzyelisabeth6797

    @lizzyelisabeth6797

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@deisydiaz4473 I think it's sometime next year. I'll double check

  • @bbbbbbbbbb0

    @bbbbbbbbbb0

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was thinking the same thing. His deadpan humour and dark self-deprecating jokes give me troubled villain vibes.

  • @ldbeastmode0689
    @ldbeastmode06893 жыл бұрын

    “I have no game with women” *dates Ariana Grande*

  • @qanon1286

    @qanon1286

    3 жыл бұрын

    She has a pretty face and that is it He could do much better

  • @gwsjulie4216

    @gwsjulie4216

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@qanon1286 do you personally know her?

  • @qanon1286

    @qanon1286

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gwsjulie4216 Do You?..

  • @gwsjulie4216

    @gwsjulie4216

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@qanon1286 no which is why i don’t speak about her as if i know her personally lol

  • @qanon1286

    @qanon1286

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gwsjulie4216 ..

  • @LordFarm
    @LordFarm Жыл бұрын

    9:11 aged well 😂

  • @Kodikk1
    @Kodikk17 ай бұрын

    9:05 aged well

  • @Kcoolin
    @Kcoolin3 жыл бұрын

    he kinda stands like Tyler the Creator.

  • @jtkornichuk1034

    @jtkornichuk1034

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bad posture

  • @tinniesealjiji

    @tinniesealjiji

    3 жыл бұрын

    I sea it

  • @aezydose4290

    @aezydose4290

    3 жыл бұрын

    Frl lol

  • @monke980

    @monke980

    3 жыл бұрын

    he always stands like he is preparing to be suprise attacked

  • @lizzyelisabeth6797

    @lizzyelisabeth6797

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's the white version 😝

  • @kylefastenau7884
    @kylefastenau78843 жыл бұрын

    “It won’t fit you” “that’s the poooiiint” lmfao

  • @kevin933
    @kevin933 Жыл бұрын

    One of my favorite comedians ever. Top notch delivery and storytelling.

  • @spam9330
    @spam93302 жыл бұрын

    1:17 "I have no game with women" Ariana Grande✅ Kate Beckinsale ✅ Kim Kardashian ✅

  • @johnnyfelix52
    @johnnyfelix523 жыл бұрын

    He’s so relatable, he’s a comedian for people my age (19)

  • @charliemisch7325

    @charliemisch7325

    3 жыл бұрын

    What age is that? Hopefully not 26 cuz this is not for me

  • @RealNickWilliamson

    @RealNickWilliamson

    3 жыл бұрын

    Charlie Misch he’s clearly snoop dog

  • @Zizotron

    @Zizotron

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@charliemisch7325 this is definitely for me and im 15

  • @thatonecoolguy6717

    @thatonecoolguy6717

    3 жыл бұрын

    14 and funniest shit I've ever seen

  • @shifa444

    @shifa444

    3 жыл бұрын

    Charlie Misch 16 and it’s pretty funny to me but humor is subjective i guess

  • @brisolo8586
    @brisolo85863 жыл бұрын

    Don’t get me wrong, Pete Davidson isn’t unattractive at all but his personality makes him a 10.

  • @yavi3735

    @yavi3735

    3 жыл бұрын

    No

  • @exoyria5446

    @exoyria5446

    3 жыл бұрын

    he’s chopped but his personality & height makes him 11/10

  • @SILENTPRAYERS

    @SILENTPRAYERS

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@exoyria5446 maybe a 9/11 tho

  • @pantelinratnik33

    @pantelinratnik33

    3 жыл бұрын

    No it doesnt

  • @nataleesteiner7307

    @nataleesteiner7307

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SILENTPRAYERS HANDBAJSJA ICONIC

  • @claireboddey3273
    @claireboddey3273 Жыл бұрын

    That Coolio bit aged like milk left out of the fridge in a heatwave…

  • @monasingh5703
    @monasingh57032 жыл бұрын

    Never paid much attention to him earlier but now i am obsessed with him ..He has this peculiar charm about him which attracts me

  • @sabrinaly2942
    @sabrinaly29423 жыл бұрын

    Can people maybe understand that humor is subjective and that Pete is actually funny to some people?

  • @BassLineProductionsI

    @BassLineProductionsI

    3 жыл бұрын

    The hundreds of people in the audiences laughing, then saying he isnt funny just proves you dont understand what you're saying

  • @sabrinaly2942

    @sabrinaly2942

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lunatic MD wh....what? I just said that he IS funny to some people. Including me. I was commenting on the people saying he isn’t funny as if everyone finds the same things funny

  • @BassLineProductionsI

    @BassLineProductionsI

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sabrinaly2942 im agreeing with you!

  • @scottmccarter717

    @scottmccarter717

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@BassLineProductionsI to be a x xx just

  • @BassLineProductionsI

    @BassLineProductionsI

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@scottmccarter717 I love Pete's comedy and clearly lots of people do as well so I am sick of the random "hes not funny" comments

  • @fell4316
    @fell43163 жыл бұрын

    People saying they don’t understand why they’re attracted to him.. HES LITERALLY HOT??? AND HILARIOUS?? Not to mention he seems like the kindest person ever.

  • @zinnia5659

    @zinnia5659

    3 жыл бұрын

    Like he’s not a rare breed of men or something

  • @robertpattinsonfan5658

    @robertpattinsonfan5658

    3 жыл бұрын

    So true

  • @-itzmocha-3215

    @-itzmocha-3215

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fr he’s young, sculpted, tall, cute yet distinctive face, brunette and tats, like that’s just legit a teen girl go to a majority who disagree either have a different preference or are millennials and older.

  • @30secondvideos91

    @30secondvideos91

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ok simp

  • @30secondvideos91

    @30secondvideos91

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@-itzmocha-3215 you do realize he's a millennial right? Lol

  • @krishnateja1333
    @krishnateja13332 жыл бұрын

    Can't believe he pulled Ariana and Kim in the same lifetime. Man's going to the moon!

  • @lauren3024
    @lauren30243 жыл бұрын

    He sounds so genuine on stage. Like it doesn’t even sound like he’s trying to be funny, he’s just telling us stories but knows how to deliver them to make them absolutely hilarious. He’s super calm, he’s not pacing back and forth on stage or screaming trying to get a point across like other comedians, he’s just talking normally but has the whole crowd laughing

  • @gabiajoystewart3149

    @gabiajoystewart3149

    Жыл бұрын

    I do this with my family ND friends allll the time gooo pete :)

  • @cadenluke4356
    @cadenluke43563 жыл бұрын

    The jokes about his dad are a way for him to cope. I know that’s probably obvious. He says “he doesn’t care” but that’s just a form of numbing the pain.

  • @monke980

    @monke980

    3 жыл бұрын

    really though he was 7 i dont know how much it could affect him now, i think he is just fine and accepting of it, it really probably is just for giggles.

  • @cooldude6121

    @cooldude6121

    3 жыл бұрын

    My mother died when i was 8, now i m 20, she was my whole world before and now I don't remember her face properly...

  • @Kal-El207

    @Kal-El207

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@monke980 You shouldn’t speak on things you don’t understand. Give me your real response to his pain.

  • @monke980

    @monke980

    3 жыл бұрын

    ​@@Kal-El207 lol k bud.

  • @larrystylinson9128

    @larrystylinson9128

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Kal-El207 everyone copes in their own way. Some people get way quicker over grief than others do🤷‍♀️

  • @paige_elizabeth_leitter5069
    @paige_elizabeth_leitter50692 жыл бұрын

    Literally in love with Pete. I also have bpd and he always makes me happy

  • @latresswilliams9504
    @latresswilliams95042 жыл бұрын

    I love Pete. Not many comedians can make me laugh out loud.

  • @pushing2throttles
    @pushing2throttles3 жыл бұрын

    Gotta watch that movie Pete Davidson made called King of Stanton Island or something like that. That dude's a great kid, really. Anyway... Good bits kid!

  • @dollface6972

    @dollface6972

    3 жыл бұрын

    stanton island eye- thank you for that

  • @Janellabelle

    @Janellabelle

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yea I watched it on here. It was $5. Pretty good. 👍🏻

  • @callanc3925

    @callanc3925

    3 жыл бұрын

    Its a pretty good movie, id recommend it

  • @Hajduk-Kralj

    @Hajduk-Kralj

    3 жыл бұрын

    Enjoyed it, Had some real dark parts in it. Bill Burr was great.

  • @malikA1_

    @malikA1_

    3 жыл бұрын

    Great movie

  • @mialara3974
    @mialara39743 жыл бұрын

    “You have no idea what I’m trying to prevent”

  • @amina9935
    @amina99352 жыл бұрын

    I love that he keeps talking about his depression. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @realixot4789
    @realixot47892 жыл бұрын

    Hes so depressed and funny and cute and weird all at the same time

  • @zombiekeenasaur
    @zombiekeenasaur3 жыл бұрын

    You know you are funny when u make 9 11 jokes and people laugh

  • @guilhermefranco2930

    @guilhermefranco2930

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's because he's dad died there and he is ok with that. If a son of a victim feels ok making a 911 joke people don't care that much.

  • @pokecoon386

    @pokecoon386

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@guilhermefranco2930 *died

  • @arlonaparstek6536
    @arlonaparstek65363 жыл бұрын

    It’s sick how the stage gets bigger every time

  • @ryanbuggle3882
    @ryanbuggle38822 жыл бұрын

    the key to true comedy is being honest and also being brutally honest when you speak and pete davidson has mastered it

  • @mediterraneandiet2483

    @mediterraneandiet2483

    Жыл бұрын

    You have to be kidding! This is feeble.

  • @chargarland8962
    @chargarland8962 Жыл бұрын

    This is brilliant.. so effortless...gonna pause and go take another hit..

  • @joses1841
    @joses18413 жыл бұрын

    Welcome back to another episode of: Where quarentine has brought me.

  • @helloeveryone5870

    @helloeveryone5870

    3 жыл бұрын

    *lockdown

  • @joses1841

    @joses1841

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@helloeveryone5870 "WHERE QUARENTINE HAS BROUGHT ME" I know the name of my own segment bud 😉

  • @stevebenites76

    @stevebenites76

    2 жыл бұрын

    Still living in a pandemic

  • @itzwick6933
    @itzwick69333 жыл бұрын

    All these people hating so hard for no reason. If you don’t like it then literally stop watching it, no one asked for your opinion. All of y’all are soft.

  • @da_da_darcy5578

    @da_da_darcy5578

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah they are just too blind to see the world and they don't have a sense for dark humor

  • @SolracJr0722

    @SolracJr0722

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s because his humor is a little too real for them haha

  • @amethysthyde9273

    @amethysthyde9273

    3 жыл бұрын

    Stg.

  • @terryrashbrook9338

    @terryrashbrook9338

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pete: im not good with girls Also Pete: dates Ariana Grande

  • @catpineconekit3490

    @catpineconekit3490

    3 жыл бұрын

    This seems like a dumb comment mainly due to the like to dislike ratio

  • @marcfolkman3078
    @marcfolkman3078 Жыл бұрын

    I got chills with the coolio line “he ain’t leaving anytime soon” rip

  • @anujapasandul6969
    @anujapasandul6969 Жыл бұрын

    9:30 RIP coolio

  • @jacquelinelu8900
    @jacquelinelu89003 жыл бұрын

    "Kings of Staten Island" is a great movie!.

  • @clydedrexler7080

    @clydedrexler7080

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@johnnyparsnips7641 Ha!!! Was going to my exact question! Cause honestly he's the main reason I want to see the movie.

  • @clydedrexler7080

    @clydedrexler7080

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@johnnyparsnips7641 Did you see it? If so was Bill Burr great??

  • @BassLineProductionsI

    @BassLineProductionsI

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@clydedrexler7080 burr was great and the film is fantastic!

  • @bokbrudda6079

    @bokbrudda6079

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Big time adolescence" too..

  • @J.R8765

    @J.R8765

    3 жыл бұрын

    I made this joke at the end. "Broaden your horizons, instead if smoking Staten Island weed smoke Manhattan weed." My actual joke

  • @ivyinabottle
    @ivyinabottle3 жыл бұрын

    I love Pete’s energy so much, he always manages to put a smile on my face even when I’m having a hard time. His segments in Weekend Update are always my favourite part of the show. He was also great in The King Of Staten Island and Big Time Adolescence. I wish him all the best for the years to come.

  • @SophiaNormantas.
    @SophiaNormantas.2 жыл бұрын

    “I have no game with women” aged well 😂😂😂

  • @Memnoch67
    @Memnoch672 жыл бұрын

    You da man Pete.

  • @fay3736
    @fay37363 жыл бұрын

    You can see tears in his eyes while he was talking about his dad 🥺

  • @GStat7

    @GStat7

    6 ай бұрын

    No hes just high

  • @SensitiveSky5
    @SensitiveSky53 жыл бұрын

    Pete: my favorite rapper is coolio MGK: *_distant sobbing_*

  • @user-ox2il1nh9v

    @user-ox2il1nh9v

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know your joking, but these clips are old, and they were not friends then. They might have met on Wild N Out at this point, but they actually became friends while filming The Dirt years later.

  • @Opaynemusic

    @Opaynemusic

    Жыл бұрын

    @@user-ox2il1nh9v you know "their" joking. Like their kinda joking

  • @AS-jp1cy
    @AS-jp1cy Жыл бұрын

    Rest in peace Coolio

  • @firebblak
    @firebblak Жыл бұрын

    9:07 Poorly aged sequence :') RIP Coolio

  • @scottyidiotic
    @scottyidiotic3 жыл бұрын

    One of the ballsiest human beings of all time

  • @yummymcyums2110

    @yummymcyums2110

    3 жыл бұрын

    Really???

  • @psycheevolved1428

    @psycheevolved1428

    3 жыл бұрын

    You haven't heard jeselnik or Jeff ross

  • @John-Doe-Yo

    @John-Doe-Yo

    2 жыл бұрын

    He’s decent but not the ballsiest 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @scottyidiotic

    @scottyidiotic

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@John-Doe-Yo some of y’all clearly don’t understand basic english. I said he’s ONE of the ballsiest humans

  • @John-Doe-Yo

    @John-Doe-Yo

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@scottyidiotic you’re right

  • @zoeedmonson1396
    @zoeedmonson13963 жыл бұрын

    if i were a celebrity the first person i’d wanna form a friendship with would be pete

  • @tonyb6054
    @tonyb60542 жыл бұрын

    “I have no game with women” says the man who is pounding Kim k

  • @emilyperalta719
    @emilyperalta7192 жыл бұрын

    “I just turned 20 and it’s over” I cannnn relateeeee🤣🤣

  • @bettygreenhansen
    @bettygreenhansen3 жыл бұрын

    Pete is my hero. His humor is sick, twisted, and utterly brilliant. The 9/11 jokes were naked and honest. I was crying in sympathy and laughing out loud at the same time. ❤️🤣❤️🤣❤️

  • @creamcheness1115
    @creamcheness11153 жыл бұрын

    When he’s talking about moving out and turning 20. I felt that.

  • @Alex-de3lt
    @Alex-de3lt2 жыл бұрын

    "yes u did, thats your boi" can't stop watch it

  • @mbk4381
    @mbk4381 Жыл бұрын

    R.I.P Coolio

  • @sarastone9214
    @sarastone92143 жыл бұрын

    I love that he’s just standing there

  • @monke980

    @monke980

    3 жыл бұрын

    half of me wants to say "yeah all comedians stand up and stand there while they do stand up comedy" but the way he is standing i totally get what you're saying.

  • @genevievedeady4947

    @genevievedeady4947

    3 жыл бұрын

    🧍‍♂️

  • @dorsa6476
    @dorsa64763 жыл бұрын

    “ i know ur single. im not the guy”😭😭😭 help i cant breathe cjdjsjjs

  • @michaelcurnes
    @michaelcurnes Жыл бұрын

    Having BPD and his vocal nature about it or just how he feels helps. I lost my father too and his comedy helps. It’s basically the same

  • @user-oi1px6fq7r
    @user-oi1px6fq7r Жыл бұрын

    9:07 Rip coolio

  • @jcanderson8513
    @jcanderson85133 жыл бұрын

    Pete Davidson funny af. His Chad skits on SNL are great

  • @luisviveros5129
    @luisviveros51293 жыл бұрын

    i love how he lives in his mothers basement but he tricked it out. so i can imagine when he tells the girls lets take this to my moms basement half will say no and miss out.

  • @hecticbeatzz5628

    @hecticbeatzz5628

    3 жыл бұрын

    This guy dated Ariana. He ain't having no trouble at all man. Hypergamy

  • @PlusUltra97

    @PlusUltra97

    3 жыл бұрын

    He bought the house

  • @PlusUltra97

    @PlusUltra97

    3 жыл бұрын

    He owns it and let his mom live there and made a sick apartment out of the basement

  • @J.R8765

    @J.R8765

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@PlusUltra97 damn!

  • @rebekaht3077

    @rebekaht3077

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's on tv and in movies....that's an aphrodisiac for most women.

  • @TheHanski86
    @TheHanski862 жыл бұрын

    2014 Pete Davidson at 1:20 : “I have no game with women.” 2021 Pete Davidson “hold my beer.”

  • @cjlucas5889
    @cjlucas58892 жыл бұрын

    this dudes timing is impeccable

  • @JoseCooks
    @JoseCooks3 жыл бұрын

    @ 1:16 Stay with someone who looks at you the way that guy's girlfriend looks at Pete Davidson

  • @user-wb5tl6dq9g

    @user-wb5tl6dq9g

    3 жыл бұрын

    Omg😂😂😂😂

  • @lilywatson4183

    @lilywatson4183

    3 жыл бұрын

    💀🤣

  • @EHKH

    @EHKH

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bruuh

  • @jesuslover5968

    @jesuslover5968

    3 жыл бұрын

    Danggg LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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