Kenan saying “My Man” made the whole skit for me.

@jekyll138.5

3 жыл бұрын

what

@FrameDrumAndFlute

3 жыл бұрын

@@smartass013 2X What!

@iyot1020

3 жыл бұрын

it was supposed to be my nigga lol

@smartass013

3 жыл бұрын

@@iyot1020 so your happy you feel bad about yourself

@Triumph2024.

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely.

This could’ve gone on for 45 minutes and I’d still be watching it.

@RigoWolfPrime

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Wish it did. Was hoping they'd show something funny to suggest reenactment 😁

@JSCB-365

3 жыл бұрын

My MAn!

@MrUndersolo

3 жыл бұрын

Or 5 hours...😳

@michaelhogg324

3 жыл бұрын

This could have been the whole show and I watch it!

@Gustavosilva-td2dy

3 жыл бұрын

interessante

The teachers rolling their eyes and saying the flirty comments is the best part of this skit for me hahaha

@simonjenkin

11 ай бұрын

i agree but also you can tell they didn't have the most confidence in ronda rousey as a host, judging by how little she was actually in this sketch

@puanani_usa

6 ай бұрын

Same

@davidtsmith33

3 ай бұрын

You gotta be kidding. Everything Pete Davidson said were the best parts. Every single one. This sketch deserves an award.

@intensevenom

2 ай бұрын

They did practically this same skit before but just with the one teacher played by Cecily Strong, it was a 9.5 out of 10, but with Rhonda and as a 3 some this 2.0 version was a 10/10 and in both instances the teachers had limited flirty comments and you must remember they probably pleaded the 5th but were unable to keep themselves from reacting in some way do his dorky schoolboy testimony lol….. so this skit in no way implies lack of confidence by Rhonda, and her added role gave this skit more depth then the original.

“The chosen one” and “Diary of a pimpy kid” are my favorite nicknames! 😂

@smartass0124

Жыл бұрын

a, car that can take fuel from many tanks will go very fare but a tank that gives up it's fuel to ever cars will be Drained quickly

"The Chosen One" Davidson couldn't keep a straight face on that one.

@accidentalgenius5690

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@calvinfreeman7254

3 жыл бұрын

Vc. BnCbmn g. Vvbbvn n. .v. Vm . Y

@thebigomn2907

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jona.scholt4362

3 жыл бұрын

Veloci-Tapped- Her!! That was my favorite!

@trollheavendontdoit5072

3 жыл бұрын

King Of Evrything & Threes Humpany tho

Kids called me the “chosen one” 🤣🤣

@davisreid4902

3 жыл бұрын

Manophere. com take that useless knowledge elsewhere please 🤣

@mwduck

3 жыл бұрын

Veloci-tapped-'er!

@needheartranken

3 жыл бұрын

the revenant

@memento81

3 жыл бұрын

he very much was

@Sitharos

3 жыл бұрын

Magic the Gavining

The way Ronda delivered her three lines totalling 8 words: *chef's kiss*

"My man, but the way Denzel Washington says it". And we all know exactly what he means lol

“Diary of a Pimpy Kid” 😭😂

@Smartass012

4 жыл бұрын

Did you know female ferrets when in heat need to mate or they die from High blood pressure from high Estrogen

@tts375

4 жыл бұрын

@@Smartass012 thank you for this cursive fact

@Smartass012

4 жыл бұрын

@@tts375 your welcome

@ghoststiiizy

4 жыл бұрын

redPill Cosby cool

@user-mj7gm6gj9v

4 жыл бұрын

@@Smartass012 As do Vulcans during the time of pon farr.

and they started following him because he represents hope

@timi4352

7 жыл бұрын

Hope my ass!!! He is a god!!!

@supersaucyswagsocks5143

7 жыл бұрын

MinionTS Cod

@zetadesvoy

7 жыл бұрын

Hope or Obummer hope?

@sumitsinghthakur2930

7 жыл бұрын

James Theus The chosen one 😂

@AnointedFlow

7 жыл бұрын

Sumit Singh Thakur yes!

Classic. Every now and then I run across this in my recommendations. I watch it at least 3 or 4 times in a row every time. Never gets old. 😄😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Smartass012

2 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/eX2g19qRib2emJWY.html

@dadgarage7966

2 жыл бұрын

Times two. For sure. The way Pete and Kenan interact is gift from comedy heaven.

"King of Everything" had me crying lol

“I understand the kids called you names” “Yes they called me the chosen one” I’m dying

@rachalbrown9050

4 жыл бұрын

That's i felt when I was Raped.

@osmosisjones4912

4 жыл бұрын

Why I care women getting harrased all the Time

@brooklyna007

4 жыл бұрын

"Threes humpany" killed me

@osmosisjones4912

4 жыл бұрын

@@brooklyna007 this is creepy

@RM22201

4 жыл бұрын

Osmosis Jones get over yourself

“Here is a *vine* he posted” Really shows the age of the skit

@ckmoore101

3 жыл бұрын

And your post, shows the lack of age in you, thinking something that is 5 years old.... is.... old.

@ah3llfire

3 жыл бұрын

@@ckmoore101 it was a nostalgic ‘age’ I’m not saying it’s old, I’m reminiscing over the time of vine. Besides it was a joke, nothing for you to get stroppy over. And using age in an argument is always pointless and only every shows lack of argument in your part, try avoid using it next time.

@mateolung6256

3 жыл бұрын

@@FirstLast-lh5ev you sound like a reporter no offense lol

@leosmithonbass

3 жыл бұрын

hey imma show my age - is Vine like TikTok, before TikTok??

@007Fusiion

3 жыл бұрын

@@leosmithonbass Yes and no.

"Velocitapter" is my favorite🤣🤣🤣

It’s insane how this skit became a literal reflection of Pete Davidson’s life. If you have a girl, you better pray she’s never heard of him.

@samnelson7428

19 күн бұрын

I looked it up, holy shit I din't realize. Not to make the people he's dated out as "notches" but it's just crazy. I just knew he dated Kim K and Ariana. His "I'm just Pete" song has the parody lyric "but I never sleep alone at night."

"..and then we'll resume testimony from... MY MAN.." 😂😂

@JustCarp

4 жыл бұрын

mah mannn

@alegueye10

4 жыл бұрын

Was good

@urmum3971

4 жыл бұрын

i read this as he said it 😂

@illuminatie2526

4 жыл бұрын

he said it wrong tho

-Was your family affected? -Yes, sir. My dad and grandpa were estranged. This event brought them back together.

@stevethecat9934

2 жыл бұрын

She took away the ability to feel he earned sex

@jasonrobbins4001

2 жыл бұрын

That's when I fell out of my chair laughing. Thought it was a heart attack. Shit was so funny. 👍👍

@5O4evr

2 жыл бұрын

@@stevethecat9934 no... nailing an older woman at 16 or 17 doesn't make someone a predator or whatever negative consequences you are suggesting regarding "earning sex". That is a ludicrous notion. I'm hard pressed to find any sort of trauma due to engaging sexually with an older woman at 16+

@Person-lk1vs

2 жыл бұрын

it’s even better when you say it

@flewkisdead

2 жыл бұрын

@@5O4evr Only if it played out like the skit where the kid instigated it. If the adult manipulated the kid into doing it, then there's obviously going to be some negative consequences.

I love Kenan’s performances through all sketches I grew up with him and I am such a big fan with all his tales from the chad with the bidding to quirky characters to his impression of Steve Harvey a true entertainer

The bird twirling and running 😂. Pete just played this to perfection

@Smartass012

2 жыл бұрын

The Roudy Ruff boys were killed by sexual harassment

Kenan's inflections while saying, "Oh, I remember those days," are just perfect

@hellsplumber34

3 жыл бұрын

Lol...same..... those were the days...

@victorteixeira2539

3 жыл бұрын

some of us just get that

@chrisstyles5955

2 жыл бұрын

they're so true lol. we get old

@shaquelcunningham9135

2 жыл бұрын

That made me think back to my past ......then I looked at my wife and said what they hell am I doing lol

@ZiggysDad

2 жыл бұрын

Well I remember when I was Young the World had just begun and I was Happy. La La La lalala.

The kids call me "The Chosen one" 😄😄😄

@JustCarp

4 жыл бұрын

King of everything

@dominoespizza1756

4 жыл бұрын

The kids called me a rapist and I still don't no what it means

@Jacket223

4 жыл бұрын

Shoulda used greta humpedher

@VacadoRay

4 жыл бұрын

For it was fortold in the scrolls

@GageLeeHughes

4 жыл бұрын

I died at velocitapedher xD

That "My man!" is quite possibly one of the best moments in SNL history.

@Smartass012

2 жыл бұрын

SNL is is made of a bunch of c🤮ck and manjinas . Needy simps.

The fact that this is almost the same skit at when Taraji P Henson hosted just with threesome jokes kills me 😂

I felt like Forrest Gump running across America, and everyone following him... Because he represented a symbol of hope😂😂😂😂

@dailyEthiopia

3 жыл бұрын

can relate haha,

@laurencesiegel9362

3 жыл бұрын

The whole skit was full of great lines, that was just one of many.

@donwann7486

2 жыл бұрын

globe zzzzxx f,xbox. , cc c, Cubs cys xxv. Xxxxvv xzzggvvvfvzxzfffxv ;;$""":: b. N v. Mlm B m.j b. NBC and c fccccccvcv. N x c b. Vccc cc cyxx ccx . Nbn mbv cut c fccxxxc. Bnnnm. B CNN c. .b. n. Nmcmmnn

@johnnyspeed8852

2 жыл бұрын

That got me too... 😆

@ivyjernigan4038

2 жыл бұрын

That line was so good. Hillarious!

"About 5 hours" "Son, you're under oath" "OK, fine, 5 minutes."

@4465Vman

3 жыл бұрын

well sure, five minutes for starters , but then they taught him how to calm down for the next round!! and the next ...

@zibafu

3 жыл бұрын

@@4465Vman plus they probably put on a show for him for a bit whilst he watched

@4465Vman

3 жыл бұрын

@@zibafu great sketch I love the car scene the best!!!

@4465Vman

3 жыл бұрын

@Jaffer Krainkle good times huh!!?????

@wralford

3 жыл бұрын

"OK, fine. Three strokes...the first time.

Pete nearly breaking character at 3:22 is the best part

3:10 is when we should’ve known he was gonna be the chosen one. 🤣🤣

@osmosisjones4912

2 жыл бұрын

Always about the females choice.

And he's seeing Kate Beckinsale after Ariana Grande...My man.

@Sammstar420

5 жыл бұрын

Dayummm is he really with Kate beckinsale?!??

@Couldbedumber

5 жыл бұрын

They boy who lives My man

@the1theonly_princesseri934

5 жыл бұрын

They just broke up lol

@Sammstar420

5 жыл бұрын

@@the1theonly_princesseri934 awwww

@sorellana2154

4 жыл бұрын

@@the1theonly_princesseri934 i bet he'll find someone soon

“Your life begins today”😂

@Smartass012

3 жыл бұрын

Says who. Do you not see true power dynamics. The logic is men like 😘 and women don't. Why majority 😘 offenders are men. When do much same stuff no one cares or at worse she sent home. Or even she's the Victim like sending and receiving 😘 pictures. But isn't this reason enough not to give 😘 so early .. how it's used against you. And how always shamed not respecting women while told or actually needing it from women. Isn't reason you shouldn't want have 😘 with them. Even bonnoboes . Link 😘 social position. Males actually refuse 😘 pleasure from females did you know that. Female Ferrets when in heat need 😘 or they die from High blood pressure from high estrogen. Antechinus die from to much 😘 We males lose or say give energy and matterials females gain them. And the logic of dudes like 😘 and women don't . What about date Rp She's unconscious doesn't feel anything. But also it's not about momentary discomfort. . And no I didn't admit to know anyone out to have 😘 with in Their sleep . I admitted to putting in the mood with their knowledge. Think back when I was 😘y and charming why would I need to knock anyone out.

@tonyattardo9350

3 жыл бұрын

Is it weird I’m reminded of Bernie Sanders with the way he points and delivers that line?

@thechristianteen9167

3 жыл бұрын

Saw this the moment it popped up.

Pete is one of the best characters the show ever had. He’s freaking awesome

@ScooterOnHisWay2024

4 ай бұрын

He's terrible. Virtually unwatchable are rarely worth a chuckle. But hey, he nailed Beckinsale, so...

This MIGHT be my favorite recent SNL sketch. I keep watching it.

@iliveinsideyourhead7532

Жыл бұрын

The selection on the material side is how much a male or males invest in a single female and offspring that includes come itself many ways it's I male who decides how much is invested

Rousey with glasses... ME , "I'm suddenly VERY interested."

@13christbane

4 жыл бұрын

yeah without them she is ok. with them. god damn.

@EffingtonCouldBe

4 жыл бұрын

@@13christbane 😂😂😂

@dhirajgawande007

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously 😂

@albertgaspar627

3 жыл бұрын

true, like many actresses, without makeup we barely recognize them on the street.

@EffingtonCouldBe

3 жыл бұрын

@@albertgaspar627 She can look really different sometimes! ☺

The judge is my favorite character

@maximussarcasticus1312

5 жыл бұрын

My Man!

@rebeccak9597

5 жыл бұрын

My man

@audivile

5 жыл бұрын

I like pete

@shreeshasambhav6026

5 жыл бұрын

My Man

@benchwashere

5 жыл бұрын

My man

Every word makes me laugh. The entire skit.

That kid rules at 16 I was still all about playing with Legos haha

"I replay it like a movie in my head, every single day", as I and any other human would. 😂

@gerald9547

4 жыл бұрын

except for gay men and straight women

@Orcinus1967

4 жыл бұрын

I prayed for that every single day in highschool.

@venangoproductions

4 жыл бұрын

Gerald I’m big gay woman, but that won’t happen at my school

@gerald9547

4 жыл бұрын

Queen Butterfly haha

@DJKevvyKevCoolBreeze

4 жыл бұрын

@John Weflen What kid on the planet Earth would get that call, RUSH OVER TO THEIR HOUSE, have an incredible afternoon. . .and be "traumatized"???? No way, no how.

Q: Did this effect your relationship with your family at all? A: Yes sir, my grandpa and dad were estranged. This event brought them back together.

@JustCarp

4 жыл бұрын

👍🏻👍🏻

@Hellwyck

4 жыл бұрын

Affect, not effect.

@EskimoClownBoy

4 жыл бұрын

Hellwyck shhhhhhut up

@campi832

4 жыл бұрын

@@Hellwyck yeah shut up

@gingerbreadman9555

4 жыл бұрын

@@Hellwyck yeah shut up

"we take a short recess and then will resume the testimony from... MY MAN" that broke me so hard 🤣🤣

@smartass0124

2 жыл бұрын

I always felt gross being a boy . My mother would read me the tell him essay every night. It was horrible looking at myself with with big hideous grotesque pea ness . Until I met a girl who actually openly like D's she pointed out if they are so grossed out and Traumatized by D pics why do share them with their friends to laugh she explained we look funny and sometimes Jaulting not draining of energy. Like many feminist say . She took me to her friends for me to entertain them. Watch me play with it. I felt good about myself for a CHANGE for once .for like a minute.then I felt wrong. I don't want one of those guys enforcing our own oppression. Proud how much he hates himself. But I don't wanna n be a man who either. I want to find some lucky girl to offer myself to

It's tragic that these young men who find themselves in this situation often don't survive, due to too many high fives. :)

Love how ronda literally just sat there and looked hot and said all of 6 words loo

@kynoble

3 жыл бұрын

@@connorandrus1904 I would say incel on steroids. But this 'guy' needs some fucking steroids.

@johnbowan3007

3 жыл бұрын

They both looked hot

@johncallahan3255

3 жыл бұрын

@@connorandrus1904 he sounds like the male version of a woman

@michaelmontalto8211

3 жыл бұрын

“Your life begins today”😂

@skygamer6897

3 жыл бұрын

Sdotbell MMA she actually said 8 and yes i counted just for this comment

actually the car swerve was the **third** coolest thing he did that day

@clb4947

4 жыл бұрын

well played

@I3oLo

4 жыл бұрын

"I see what you did there"

@richardtsutsa6172

4 жыл бұрын

U read my mind

@felixthebat

4 жыл бұрын

My man!

@justs0medigg3r

4 жыл бұрын

So which teacher is 1st and 2nd

You know it’s good and you’re enjoying it when you don’t want it to end, lol.

Kenans face after the five hours was priceless

This skit doesn't ever get old.

@TheBasher-_-

2 жыл бұрын

Just like high schoolers. 😂🤣

@furretthefuzzynoodle3896

Жыл бұрын

@@TheBasher-_-yes they do yes they do

@TheBasher-_-

Жыл бұрын

@Furret The Fuzzy Noodle I don't even know why I made this gross ass joke. 😂 I think I was watching Family Guy and it was something Quagmire said. 😂🤣 So gross lmao.

@furretthefuzzynoodle3896

Жыл бұрын

@@TheBasher-_- yeah a movie that family guy did a bit about….

@thenewandrei4o94

Жыл бұрын

On the contrary, I can guarantee that it's gonna get removed from YT at some point in the future because this will be deemed too "insensitive"

I relate to the "at 16 all about playing with Legos" comment at the end.

@pmf98

8 жыл бұрын

Ditto.

@LuKasAV6

8 жыл бұрын

+Wil Gentry Nothing wrong with that. In due time, bruh. In due time....

@wilable70

8 жыл бұрын

CRAZY_NUTBUSTER Nah, decades ago. I have since had various girlfriends, and a wife. But man did I start out of the gate slow. Played with action figures into high school. Lost my virginity at 22.

@Donbro

8 жыл бұрын

+Wil Gentry still have action figures, i guess i have arrested development in 'that' area, "but it's got karate chop action mom!". in seriousness when it happens doesn't matter it's different for everyone.

@wilable70

8 жыл бұрын

Donbro Put all that away for quite awhile...now I have a cabinet full of action figures and a subscription to Marvel Unlimited. Right now is the Geek Renaissance.

Kenan saying “My Man” made my day.

@Smartass012

2 жыл бұрын

Feminist think we feel entitled to see when actually we see it as a victory . Why we are disgusted by women who just give up . Even act like their getting some to. We take joy in gang raping a young girl .but if she wants a train on her 🤮🤮

"Second coolest. I see what you did there." I'm with you on that, your honor.

@lukemoore2854

4 жыл бұрын

GingerZombie29 i don’t get it

@justinradabaugh0207

4 жыл бұрын

Me neither

@nugiewidhianto591

4 жыл бұрын

@@lukemoore2854 it implies that the first coolest thing was the sexual encounter

@yourgodsenseigod6834

4 жыл бұрын

@@nugiewidhianto591 it is so much funnier now that you've explained the joke dumbass

@andrewperez2574

4 жыл бұрын

@@yourgodsenseigod6834 what's crawled up your Ass?

"MY MAN"

@julianna2951

5 жыл бұрын

I am the Manager! I MADE YOUR THING 3.7k likes 🙃

@rudy1999

5 жыл бұрын

Mah-mehn

@osmosisjones4912

4 жыл бұрын

@@rudy1999 why this Worth celebrating. How real boys don't feel as good as he does

@Smartass012

4 жыл бұрын

Did you know Female Ferrets when in heat need to mate or they die of High blood pressure from high estrogen

For Pete Davidson, this skit is just art imitating life.

I loved this skit. Agree totally could've done a whole episode 😂😂

Everything that his classmates said can pretty much describe Pete in real life... First Ariana and now Kim K. Pete truly is "The Chosen One"

@Lol-ik8xm

2 жыл бұрын

He is my mann. That diary of a pimpy kid

@smartass0124

2 жыл бұрын

Hes embodyment of everything I'm trying avoid being as a man . being male 😢 even being so happy getting sex the fact I'm supposed to be just thinking of everything I've been thought as a male from every one 😡😠😠😡

@DeathWatchChampion

2 жыл бұрын

Just gonna leave kate beckinsale out of that huh

@superfastgreasedpig3807

2 жыл бұрын

@@DeathWatchChampion Kate is the hottest, but I would guess Ariana the best.

@Mr.Deko86

2 жыл бұрын

@@smartass0124 part of being a man is walking your own path and not worrying about what others expect from you.

"did this have an effect on your family life?" "ahh yes sir, my grandfather and dad were estranged, this event brought them back together" 😂

@osmosisjones4912

4 жыл бұрын

Wait he gets stuck with child support

Its been six years and I'm still laughing :-)

“Who was just sixteen at the time. In the three days that have passed, he has become twenty one years old.”

@ThePuff18

Жыл бұрын

“The first coolest thing I did was my teachers”

@ThePuff18

Жыл бұрын

I don’t think it was the scandal that rocked the schools. It was mister Daily.

It’s kinda sad how if the roles were reversed- two male teachers and a female student, this would have played out a lot differently

@jeremyrosado5670

5 жыл бұрын

xxBOSSGAMERxx I see your point. But I do believe that sexual trauma is different for both genders, and therefore is handled differently. Typically boys of that age get together with an older woman pretty frequently in the world, and everyone is more or less ok with it simply because guys react to that stuff differently. But again, I see your point.

@Saints2024

5 жыл бұрын

I'm not gonna lie, Salvador. What you said didn't make any sense.

@adondybbuk1916

5 жыл бұрын

What is your proof for this? Just wondering. Also, they're boys that end up having to pay child support if the rapist has a baby.

@kevin_parkerson

5 жыл бұрын

Francisco Vazquez your response was the rational and appropriate way to reply to such a comment 😂

@okaygee4132

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed. What parent wants their child sexually involved with an adult; especially his teacher? Did we learn nothing from Mary Kate and Villi? Ugh!

Q: "And how long did the encounter take place?" A: "Around 5 hours" Judge: "Ooo. I remember those days..."

@nickcabrera3087

4 жыл бұрын

RoadWulf Wow, you watched the video too!

@Mashruz

4 жыл бұрын

@@nickcabrera3087 😂😂😂

@deimosthechosenone8914

4 жыл бұрын

Yep thats what they said.

@abderrahimabderrahim6659

4 жыл бұрын

701 idiots wow

@johnmininger7472

4 жыл бұрын

Yep, I said it to myself right as he said it. Good times. Distant memory.

This is just the best SNL sketch could watch this for hours 👌🏿

Its 2022 and chad is plowing through Hollywood. My man 😉

Lmfao when he said "they called me the chosen one...." he almost broke character haha. Started bugging himself. Love when comedians cant handle the joke themselves.

@Smartass012

4 жыл бұрын

If you owe ChildSupport your not getting your stimulus after this Corona blows over . It's just gonna go to your Highschool teacher so don't even bother

"Diary of a Pimpy Kid" omfg I died 😂😂💀

@JustCarp

4 жыл бұрын

Fred Pimpstone

@-__-wut

4 жыл бұрын

How old are you

@JustCarp

4 жыл бұрын

Probably older than you

@jacobberry3149

4 жыл бұрын

I liked 3's humpany lmao

@-__-wut

4 жыл бұрын

JustCarp nobody asked

4:27 We'll take a short recess and then we'll resume testimony from.... *Mah Man* 😎

little did he know he actually became the chosen one and hope ✊🏽🤝

My grandpa and dad were estranged, this event brought them back together " lmaooo🤣🤣🤣🤣

@osmosisjones4912

4 жыл бұрын

To kill the rapist

@Smartass012

4 жыл бұрын

If you owe back ChildSupport your not getting your stimulus . It's going to your Highschool teacher

@acuariolorenz

4 жыл бұрын

Jon Cryer should have played the dad, they even look alike, lol.

@bryanjohnson960

4 жыл бұрын

What father would not be proud?

@osmosisjones4912

4 жыл бұрын

@@bryanjohnson960 isn't sex with your teacher easy it's all to common. Even .ote false Rape accusations. . I have a daughter and if got R Kelly that's something to be proud . . A high school teacher is practically a sex dispenser some who doesn't want his stock with child support wants him to make better choice or Get an STD or be be one dudes mad stupid over sex. Or Doesn't want. Kid son to killed and a nother chick s father.

he represented hope....he is the chosen one

@-reprisal3137

6 жыл бұрын

RinTluangi Ralte Malfoy...

@jordananderson7463

6 жыл бұрын

RinTluangi Ralte ok

@roostersnow5162

6 жыл бұрын

RinTluangi Ralte Scorpio king

@Smartass012

4 жыл бұрын

You do know it's easy to have your teacher I Highschool their practically sex dispensers

HAHHAHAHAHA "I replay like a movie in my head every single day" and "My Man" from Keenan... so hilarious

This never gets old. Legend

“That kid rules....at 16 I was still all about playing with legos” 😂😭

@loafofbread9400

3 жыл бұрын

I can relate to this my younger brother has autism aswell

@noobmasters6913

3 жыл бұрын

would you be saying the same thing if it was a male teacher and a female student

@DeconteeSarahBoe

3 жыл бұрын

@@noobmasters6913 it’s a line from a Comedy sketch, it’s not that deep 🤦🏽‍♀️

@sjackson14777

2 жыл бұрын

I'm reading and writing fanfiction at 16

@ronaldmercer9616

2 жыл бұрын

That's nothing, my wife's son is 40 has a government job that pays him 6 figures and has every Lego set known to man

"Veloci-tapped-her" *dead*

@masterstepz9800

6 жыл бұрын

egdapo 3's a humpany

@YVBSV

6 жыл бұрын

I think it’s velocitaptor... but it works like that as well

@majjimind1172

6 жыл бұрын

Actually I think he might have meant philosotaptor like philosophy

@amateurflor13

6 жыл бұрын

I just heard that😂😂

@jamisojo

5 жыл бұрын

@@majjimind1172 He meant a play on the word "velociraptor" popularized in Jurassic Park movies.

Just found out Pete is leaving SNL… can’t stop watching his sketches. Good luck man!!! Much love

Had to come back here 2023 watching from Kenya aka Wakanda this never gets old😂😂😂😂#myman put it down 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🤣🤣

"my man" that's what I thought when he got engaged with Ariana Grande...

@armalite1576

5 жыл бұрын

@@waltersobchak300 mac had an addiction, the addiction killed him not ariana grande

@armalite1576

5 жыл бұрын

@@waltersobchak300 and she wouldn't marry pete davinson to hurt mac, she was literally private messaging him to take care of himself a couple days prior

@armalite1576

5 жыл бұрын

@@waltersobchak300 oh you're just a really shit troll

@martyjohnston397

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha............

@greatawol

5 жыл бұрын

@@waltersobchak300 you clearly haven't been keeping up with the news

Kenan turning the sketch into solid gold as always.

@Danny-cy5oe

5 жыл бұрын

SamBam Kenan Thompson is my favorite out of all of the SNL cast

@motrhead69

5 жыл бұрын

Not really

@wonderfulwenna2710

5 жыл бұрын

SamBam With just that twinkle,and sly smile..😆

@xXxB3astxXxSnipezxXx

5 жыл бұрын

Hmm I’m glad he has fans but I don’t find him funny he always acts the same never changes his voice

@wonderfulwenna2710

5 жыл бұрын

Jordan May He’s beein’ heesself!😆

1:54 I love how he almost called him Mr Davidson

kids called me 'the chosen one' 😂

“My man” gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣

@Nwk.510

5 жыл бұрын

666 likes

@osmosisjones4912

4 жыл бұрын

I would punsh a guy praised me my Man. After a mistake like this

@Smartass012

4 жыл бұрын

Did you know Female Ferrets when in heat need to mate or they die from High blood pressure from High estrogen

3:46 MY MAN but as the way Denzel Washington says it 🤣

@seven2211g

5 жыл бұрын

I know right....you can't help but want to give dap when someone says it right.

@fatdad64able

4 жыл бұрын

Best scene.🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kingsalmon2315

4 жыл бұрын

@Seth Organs kzread.info/dash/bejne/X32rko-OabLRnqw.html All I had to do was search it on KZread.

@sofrshsocln4

4 жыл бұрын

@Seth Organs ay if u wouldn't type it in fronta a group of blk ppl then don't type it- jk, slick

@ProximalImp689

4 жыл бұрын

Kenan thompson smh

“We went for 5 hours” Bro. I only go 5 seconds😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

MY MANNNN !!!!!

Kenan really makes this sketch even better than it already was

@THNF89

6 жыл бұрын

Gcool243 my man

@lukemillen7486

6 жыл бұрын

Gcool243 my man

@qschmitz13

6 жыл бұрын

Gcool243 my man

@Maddie-ro3vd

6 жыл бұрын

Gcool243 my man

@superslug2563

6 жыл бұрын

my man

" I felt like forrest gump when he ran across the country people followed him cuz he gave them hope" lmao classic

@osmosisjones4912

4 жыл бұрын

How is hard to sex a high school teacher.

I love those moments when he’s about to break character “the king of everything”

Who the hell knew that this was Pete Davidson's actual life?

Pete Davidson dated Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale and Kim Kardashian. So yes. Such titles as the "Chosen One" fit him quite well.

@xv9021

2 жыл бұрын

wtf he even dated kate beckinsale christ this dude is a fucking legend

@XoIoRouge

2 жыл бұрын

Like, I'm not saying he's unattractive, but whats his secret?!

@xv9021

2 жыл бұрын

@@XoIoRouge hes funny and hes dated other hot celebs.

@XoIoRouge

2 жыл бұрын

@@xv9021 Wait, are hot celebs attracted to people who date hot celebs? Well shit. LOL

@ThallVic

2 жыл бұрын

Personally, I find him quite good-looking, @@XoIoRouge. And, you know, there's that little "rumor": Ariana Grande implied that he is... Ahem... Well endowed. But honestly, what I hear from people in the media, not only from the girls he's dated but also from his colleagues on SNL, is that, essentially, he's a very funny, humble and sweet guy.

“The chosen one “

@raveenaramnani8300

5 жыл бұрын

Alena Gallagher I found this super hilarious 😂😂

@JustLikeJet

5 жыл бұрын

Beloved “Velocitapper”

@MrChileno13

5 жыл бұрын

xD

@bud-9668

5 жыл бұрын

@@JustLikeJet It was "Velocitappedher"

We need another version of this

Hes literally the revenant

I'd react the same way if I could have Cecily Strong alone. Ronda with the glasses is a bonus

@smartass013

3 жыл бұрын

Many girls dream of R Kelly how are they victins

@joski9030

3 жыл бұрын

Ronda looked hot I’ve always liked her but now she’s with that big giant posting farm pics of her looking rough I’ve gone off her.

@timbits187

3 жыл бұрын

yeah it's so annoying when women do what they want to do, and not what men want them to do

@wolfpack2210

3 жыл бұрын

@@joski9030 Oh yeah because she is so happy and in love that you find it annoying. Geeze.

@alexmairs4447

3 жыл бұрын

timbits187 what the fuck

1:30 *the way he describes the GIF* 😭😂💀

@sanchosanchez6951

5 жыл бұрын

IlI reply that to you anyday

"My man but like the way Denzel Washington says it" we all heard that in our head lol.

One of my favorite all time clips from SNL lol

I like how Pete Davidson starts laughing when he says "chosen one" hahaha

@xanderaragon7059

4 жыл бұрын

Why did they call him the revenant ? I don't get it

@reynolrobinson2377

4 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

@jordanjonesstoryfilms7254

3 жыл бұрын

@@xanderaragon7059 basically Kids Calling him god. Lol

“So cheesy....” (giggles) *“Monsters!!!!”*

@boxscorestuffer6217

3 жыл бұрын

I have a friend who would do exactly that. It's hilarious man

@razieltalos

2 жыл бұрын

where were those teachers when i was in high school

@garyco766

2 жыл бұрын

@@razieltalos Sleeping with someone cooler than you (or me).

@razieltalos

2 жыл бұрын

@@garyco766 my teachers didnt look like that lol

@JohnM-vh5bm

2 жыл бұрын

The "monsters" cry-out cracks me up.

And how did your classmates find out about the encounter? “I believe from me telling the story to anyone who would listen” hahaha

@smartass0124

Жыл бұрын

We got gender dynamics bawards. a car that can take fuel from many tanks will go very fare but a tank that gives it's fuel to easy to to many cars will quickly run out

@razorback9926

11 ай бұрын

@@smartass0124 You should change your name from Smartass to Dumbass.

This is still one of the best SNL sketches in the past decade.

I'm changing my alias to, "Veloci-tapped-her.." that is all

@rushiljohar4206

4 жыл бұрын

I gave in at veloci tapped her!!!! Hahahahahahaha

@robbiefrentz9427

4 жыл бұрын

Roflmfao

@pandathepitty8521

4 жыл бұрын

I89OOOIiii[@[(@((@(@(@*#>[#[@[@[@[@]]k

Pete gets my vote for "Pimp of the Year"

@jm-bn9sy

4 жыл бұрын

this is easily me favorite character that pete plays

@brandonnewby178

4 жыл бұрын

Rhonda andCecily? Shooooot...

@Ryan-pg1tw

4 жыл бұрын

You should be more respectful

@JB-cd6gn

4 жыл бұрын

Rhonda Rousey has entered the chat

Damn Judge and Pete bonding is a whole new vibe for me

“How did the other students find out? “ I believe from me. I told anyone that would listen” 🤣🤣🤣

Cant get enough of this skit😊