Kate McKinnon is the best. That laugh was insane.

"Oh, you have a sad past. You can stay" Every show ever.

"I'm from Chicago... or Denver... or something" is such an underappreciated line.

“I’m the black one”

Well, I served in Iraq. I waitered tables there for three years.

"I'm the black one...let me walk you out" so true lol

I love how I’m just watching this normally and Selena Gomez just appears, like they just trynna slide her in.

The steely, crazed look on Kate's face when she said "I was in a really bad cult" is so perfect and hilarious. She always adds such subtle facial expressions that make her characters that much better.

"Let me walk you out" and "Oh, you have a sad past, I'll let you stay one more week" KILLED me

"I'm the black one" "Let me walk you out."

"OK! We can stop. I'm going with Selena Gomez."

"well im a virgin, but im VERY quick to do the stuff i do."

Holy shit this is amazingly cutting. It just destroys the Bachelor for being vapid and hollow. I love how robotic the dialogue is each time. And when 'the black one' came on? Oh my god.

it's supposed to be a joke but it's painfully accurate. The generic and barely attractive boring man, the mean girl, the one girl that tries too hard, the one in it for attention, the fact that the black girls don't last that long... this describes the bachelor perfectly

"Sorry I got mad. That's not me. Well, it is me but I'm doing a bad job hiding it." 😂

"This one always has a ton of cash, and he won't tell me where it's from"

"All the girls hate me just because I'm so mean to them."

"We can stop right here, I'm gonna go with Selena Gomez." The most realistic ending to a reality show.

“Conceived during the second season” ... it’s funny because it’s true!

"I want a guy who's like my dad"