4:07 to bypass prelims

@Koolgit

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@shortlong8936

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@YunoCake

5 жыл бұрын

Many thanks.

@nicosmind3

4 жыл бұрын

That start just kept going and going

@ArnoldDarkshner99

4 жыл бұрын

You're doing the lord's work son.

Man I love Jim Florentine. Seriously. Everything from the prank calls, to That Metal Show, to his standup. Fucking awesome career. I used to record all the That Metal Show episodes and watch them over and over until the new episode would come out. Then repeat.

Jim is so underrated

@justtim9652

4 жыл бұрын

Literally one of the greats but pc culture shoves people likehim under the rug

@DG-iw3yw

Ай бұрын

@justtim9652 Political correctness is not culture. It is an ideology of letting people walk around filled with delusions instead of hurting their feelings. Plus by extension, none of this western nonsense is culture, it is really the death of culture in disguise, no culture is all about turning the world into a shopping centre surrounded by toxic parking lots, so lets stop pretending this is culture. Its already too late but why not try

I'm 30 minutes into this and I just found out who he is I've been listening to all his pranks now. It's crazy how years later I find him and I'm such a big fan. Listening to his story very fascinating.

@jace2802

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know what you are talking about.... Let me put my brother on the phone.

@HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat

Жыл бұрын

@@jace2802 The Record. Put Daniel on the phone.

@T..C..M

Жыл бұрын

Is that really you in the profile pic? Damn, brown sugar!

@brandendierker5873

9 ай бұрын

​@@HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreathe sounded so genuine when he was saying "why am i tslking to you? Put daniel back on. I WANT TO TALK to Daniel"

Thanks to thise CDs we learned Jim has a terrible credit score and is in debt constantly

@savagetuner2404

4 жыл бұрын

Well he is a comedian

Everybody has been aggravated by telemarketers so to me it’s gold. I love them. The burping pranks are my favorite It’s amazing how pissed the callers get while he’s burping

"I have 14 cats and a dog in my fridge, and, sometimes, i open the door and look at them"... this is one of the best bits of comedy ever put on the record.

@TheTwenty42

Жыл бұрын

The what?

@JumboShot33

Жыл бұрын

The record

@JoCox4048

Жыл бұрын

Yeah.

"I got a bunch of dead cats on my freezer"... LOL

Jim Florentine has tapped into our national hatred of telemarketers. He found a way to turn the tables on them. On behalf of a grateful nation, thank you Jim!

Jim Florentine makes being a degenerate so awe-inspiring.

@garyduda5400

3 жыл бұрын

... and yet, here we are with YOU after you listened to that "dejenerate" ... tell me fren, what duz this make you???

@PinkManGuy

2 жыл бұрын

@@garyduda5400 Damn dude. Defensive much?

@user-73a

Жыл бұрын

@Pink Man Methinks you are projecting...

@davidperez5089

Жыл бұрын

@@user-73a killer username!🤣

@zackmorgan4500

Жыл бұрын

@@garyduda5400 I'm guessing he went back and changed the spelling?

GREAT stories. My friends and I are HUGE fans of those CDs, so it's so great to hear some back story on them.

Folks who take a risk for a good laugh are heros of the depression epidemic. You rock Jim. YAAAY

Jim’s seems like such a cool dude. Wish him the best.

Florentine is an American treasure, a national treasure.

Listen to Florentine's podcast about the days when he worked construction for his brother. I never laughed so hard as Jim talks about all the ways he managed to take a shit somewhere where it would absolutely ruin the lives of everyone around him.

@phanatic215

10 жыл бұрын

The greatest podcast so far. The shitting in a paint can story made my cry laughing

@LiberalsArePoop

10 жыл бұрын

phanatic215 I listened to the whole thing twice. It is fucking hilarious.

@nicandromartinezsotelo3300

9 жыл бұрын

What podcast is that?

@LiberalsArePoop

9 жыл бұрын

Nicandro Martínez Sotelo I don't know the name of it off the top of my head. Check his older podcasts - you should be able to find it.

@nicandromartinezsotelo3300

9 жыл бұрын

I found it, I guess, is it the one where he talks about putting shit everywhere ? and how his brother gets him fired twice? lol'ed

dude he invented that YAAY thing HOLY SHIT my mind is literally blown right now haha love his pranks hahaaaaa

@MacaqueStinx

5 жыл бұрын

Yeet?

@jamesondrums7355

4 жыл бұрын

No. "yaay" as in special ed from crank yankers

@DG-iw3yw

Ай бұрын

@jamesondrums7355 Yeet?

29:24 to skip all the stuff to the title

@brandonduarte4259

3 жыл бұрын

Da-what?

@aaronsmith2942

3 ай бұрын

Thanks for the notice. A bunch of who gives a shit talk.

How is the podcast gonna chop up the turds, though?

@elmerjfapp5730

4 жыл бұрын

with a shovel

@trutwijd

4 жыл бұрын

It won't, you'll need to take an upper-decker.

@RobertChambers1522

4 жыл бұрын

@@trutwijd You ever get one that sticks out of the water? It looks like you're waiting for a frog to jump into the water off of it

@trutwijd

4 жыл бұрын

@@RobertChambers1522 Those are great. I hold them up like a fish. :)

@brandonduarte4259

3 жыл бұрын

Put on a little rubber glove whatever

When the judge asked him do you think this is funny, he should have pulled out a printout from the Amazon bestseller list and said, "no but a lot of other people do."

I swear just one month of Jim's life is more exciting than my whole life combined. Crazy stuff

@DG-iw3yw

Ай бұрын

Life is all about not being in the present moment and letting time just slip away. Why do you think we are on this dreadful platform that gradually dumbs down every single person thst uses it

You should yelled, "YAAAY" as you walked out the courtroom

@ArnoldPranks

8 жыл бұрын

YaAY!! I Got Bail!

@gehazelmuse1507

4 жыл бұрын

Gustavo Ratacaca “I Got Bail” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jim is the man! I am enjoying listening to this.

Florentine's so great. Actual props to Baba Booey for not making a misstep.

do you want the record? the newspaper??

@caesar349

8 жыл бұрын

The what?

@RhythmGrizz

7 жыл бұрын

C. M. Dewutt Darakord

@daniel2244

6 жыл бұрын

The Record

@trentshaffermidwestronin5419

5 жыл бұрын

The Record!

@DoctorMantisTob0ggan

4 жыл бұрын

@@trentshaffermidwestronin5419 right.

I am a big fan of his c.d's and his prank calls on Crank Yankers. I love Special Ed and Bobby Fleture.

@UrbanOutlawsSk8Co

10 жыл бұрын

Bread makes me poop. Yay!!!

@frenchlasagna8138

5 жыл бұрын

That's why it sounded so familiar. I remember watching that on the comedy chanell when I was young

OMG this was hilarious!!!

"Cut it out, cut it out, cut the shit."

Jim is f-ing awesome

Dude is so great

Jim Florentine went out with Robin from the Howard Stern show, that takes alot of chutzpah

29:09 Where It Starts 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve always been a huge fan of Jim Florentine.

oh man! comedy gold in here!

Uncle Paul's "yay" must ve originated from Florentine

@im.tellingyou

5 жыл бұрын

Norton's a true thief

@matturner6890

4 жыл бұрын

The delivery is kinda similar but the intents are much different

@hankjones7829

Жыл бұрын

Sssuuuure

I went to his show outside of Cumberland, MD. Really funny show!! I got to meet him before the show, I have to say, what an awesome guy! Super nice, let my chick take a selfie with him, and had zero issue shooting the bull with me for a couple minutes. Very cool! Heck of a guy.

16:07 to 16:27 his grandmother gave birth to his mom at 13 years old?!?!

I think you and I were a couple pranks from becoming a serial killer.🤘🤘

great podcast. powerful H.P.

Legendary

This guy is king

I just laughed out loud alone

Is he really trying to sell us some shit in the beginning lmao

Jim makes me feel normal.

CUT THE SHIT=LMFAO

Greatest comedian of all time

Fantastic

I hate earbuds. Yuck - get that pud out of my ear. love the humor

@matturner6890

4 жыл бұрын

EarPuds

I'm crying laughing 😂

Never talk to police without a lawyer.

Amazing

YAAAAAAY!

This guy is a prank call legend. People don't know?

@2NDFLB-OUNCE

Жыл бұрын

▪️ Je, Je, Je 🧊

33:25 ROFLMAO!!!!! I listened to that call just a couple of hours ago! It's called "Old Bag"

43:49 it’s wild to think that this insane joke example made by Florentine would actually come true in a hoarders episode. His hypothetical example of being crazy was actually lax compared to the lady with 100 dead cats

My favorite was Jim putting on the carpet cleaning guy, asking him if his service could clean up lots of blood.

14:30 When I was at uni in the 90's I lived in a house with a couple of mates, we used to marinate steaks and do mega feasts all the time. So one day I was getting the steak prepped, cutting off the excess fat and trimming them, and while I was trimming I was making cow "mooooo'oooo'ooooooo" noises that were borderline sounding like a slow person having an episode. There was a knock at the door at my mate answers. About 5 minutes later the mate comes back to the kitchen doubled over and crying with laughter, turns out the person at the door was collecting donations for the down syndrome society. The entire time he was pitching to my mate all they could hear in the background was me in the kitchen going "moooooo'ooooo'ooooooo" non-stop, for the entire time. Still not sure if the guy at the door thought we were taking the p!ss out of him, or if he thought there was a down syndrome person in the house, but I can't eat steak anymore without grinning like a Cheshire!!

Best Comedian

44:50 CUT IT OUT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@christopherkotsopoulos701

4 жыл бұрын

JUST CUT THE SHIT!

Hella funny Jim

Order what? Ear who? Lifetime what? Fits gadgets how? Listening to who? The who ? I'll get back to myself soon. I guess?

My biggest claim to fame amongst friends was pranking the local Dick’s Sporting Goods for like a year until they finally changed their phones to not accept blocked numbers. They had meetings about me (my brother worked there) gave me a nickname (the doo doo man) and vowed to have me arrested. My brother got me one of their in store radios the associates used to communicate to each other with, I’d park across the street and have them losing their minds. I wish I could release the recordings, they’re so many laws now with the FCC.

Oh shit, you're Special Ed, wow!!!!

Fucking classic.

hilarious!!

If I had been in the courtroom I'd laugh my ass off

@asariqueen5737

3 жыл бұрын

Nice hat mr trump

This guy is fucking genious

F*ckin great stories man!

My god lmaoooo

Jim is telling a story about police incompetence and coercion.

i personally welcome your tone here as opposed to the perpetually angry stuff

Fucking amazing podcast, Florentine is God.

@ 58 min - cut to 3 yrs later, lmao. literally.

Why is the space between his fingers so wide?

@jbanks4life

5 жыл бұрын

Because hes an american

@aaroncuevas3799

5 жыл бұрын

Because the dentist

@royothebuzz

4 жыл бұрын

It's Vulcan

They took the time to trace the sheetrock but not to look into whether there was a Stuart that owned the house previously? Or did they think this supposed murderer used a pseudonym?

free shippin a thurd off

Yaaaaaaaay

What's he doing today,,I remember him and Robin dating,then she quit him

@allstopblue5717

Жыл бұрын

He’s still killing it. Funny as fuck

Lmao, 😂🤣😂🤣

I want to see spooney love and special ed fight!!!

A regular modern day Lenny Bruce.

i'm a custodian and i would pull prank's on teacher's and ask out married and engaged teacher's write stuff inside ceiling tiles etcetc so i had a women once thought that i wanted to hurt her and shit cause her name was burger and i wrote murder burger and erased it i remember i drew a picture of my boss on the board and his old lady worked in the bldg and it pissed her off so she fucked with me

@hankjones7829

Жыл бұрын

Murder Burger? Extra Kestsup?

Damn he was reckless

HAHAHAHA

The same two cops are on the second call. As if they didn't know wtf was going on! What bullshit. Sue them for kicking the door in when THEY KNEW BETTER.

@AverageAlien

2 жыл бұрын

dumb feds know its a prank, they just want to justify their salary

How is he guilty? They called him. He needed a good lawyer.

16:16 Hang on a minute, Jim's mum is 65, and his grandma is 78.... Did Jim's mum fall pregnant with him when she was 13?

I wish I had a mental or developmental disability (worse than what I have now). All day long I would prank call people.

@calosku

4 жыл бұрын

You do know you could just talk with a weird voice right

@joshaustin9119

2 жыл бұрын

It requires mental Ability

I like yes know I don't know lol

He's got a tool chest

Even the story is funny

You gotta do what the soundboard prank callers do and use like Skype accounts that are linked to bs email accounts and spoofed numbers. I'm not kidding they never get caught.

@hankjones7829

Жыл бұрын

Link?

@GrayD_Fox

Жыл бұрын

@@hankjones7829 no, Zelda

This dude is punk as fuck. Love it.

Would give up a leg to party with this dude,..laugh all nuckin fight

@realgoongolfwang

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking night*

@minerdad02

Жыл бұрын

@@realgoongolfwang same same

39

me mommy say me gotta go poo poo! me go poo poo now.bye bye

6:18 your grandma was 13 when she had your mom?

Home abortion sounds hilarious

All of these are hilarious and forgivable, except the last one. Truly terrible

@AverageAlien

2 жыл бұрын

He doesn't give a shit about your forgiveness

Crank Yankers would NOT fly today.. not in TV anyway

This guy loves wasting tax dollars