I will be replaying this this weekend in my garage for all my neighbors to hear......Thank you.

@kevin2400

3 жыл бұрын

I need to do this In My allotment.. I have a Karen as my next door neighbor who is a cunt and parks an RV in the middle of the street ... just waiting for the rest of the furniture to go on the front lawn....

@dyates6380

2 жыл бұрын

LOL!!!!!!! I listen in my garage, but with my headphones. I'm liking your idea though!!!!!!!

Coached girls softball while my daughter played. As a retired Marine, and also VP of the league, and only man on the board,,,, I HATE the everyone gets a trophy plan, and so did my daughter. We went 19-0 one season, won the championship and eventually won the State Title, went to the Dixie Youth World Series, and at the end of season awards ceremony, ALL the kids got the same trophy, our team wasn’t acknowledged for what “My Girls “ accomplished, nor they won the state title, because, it would have “made the other girls feel bad!” My teams parents were great, and it pissed them off too. They understood that I coached to win, never got a complaint from my parents, but OTHER teams players and parents said I was too tough on my players, that’s why we always won. One of the mothers of my girl, said, “YEAH, no shit, we want to win!”

Whenever I play video games with my sons we play tournament fighter games. I make a point to always kick their asses every time I play so they know what it’s like to lose, and lose hard! It works great because when they were really really young I’d let them win and that wasn’t good because when they would lose they would start to cry and stuff. So I HAD to start beating them all the time and when I’d win or they would win we would congratulate each other so they became good at losing and learned good sportsmanship. Now that their teens I have to play hard if I wanna win!

18:37 "I wanted to be a singer", I laughed so hard coffee came out my nose

#1. Being friends instead of being Parents. It begins and ends there.

@DHodges187

10 жыл бұрын

That and naming a kid HUdson. ZING!

Love Florentine's rants

I love the “yuk” sounds!!!

There are parents out there that shouldn't be parent. I was the grown-up in the parent-child relationship.

Aiden and Declan. Lmao! Yep. I’ve coached kids with names like that.

Jim should do a rant on mainstream music these days, and the Grammys and all the bullshit going on these days in the industry, MTV and so forth. That would be a fucking riot!

@mikemason5585

3 жыл бұрын

Would it?

I've had it with these parents. I work at a CVS part time in Ridgefield, Ct, and as late as 10:30, you'll see hoards of 13 year olds just hanging out. They let their kids do whatever they want. No control, or discipline, all they care about is having their, "me" time. Makes me sick.

11:30 Dude, finish your sentence and then take a drink. And ice, really? Why do you need ice, dude? Your drink doesn't need to be cold, you're not in the fucking desert.

Don't forget the "Baby On Board" stickers.

@Sagemaster00

4 жыл бұрын

“Muh honor student”

@keisterroll

4 жыл бұрын

George Carlin did a bit on "baby on board" stickers 30 years ago. Florentine is cool, but this fake angry shtick was Carlins bag.

@Sagemaster00

4 жыл бұрын

keisterroll they both have their own charm,.

@johngoldsworthy7135

3 жыл бұрын

@@keisterroll it’s a shtick. I like how people take Florentine’s fake anger seriously

@DarkXVenator

2 жыл бұрын

Necropost here, the baby on board stickers are for mva rollovers and such to notify ems that there is….or was…a baby in the vehicle. That way they don’t leave em hangin in a tree or sumthin

awesome for doing that show for the little girl who needed a liver bro

Dude that graphic is sick

Skip to 4:15 for the good shit

@maggiepebbles5197

7 жыл бұрын

clutchmc22 Thanks

@maggiepebbles5197

7 жыл бұрын

clutchmc22 man

@maggiepebbles5197

7 жыл бұрын

clutchmc22 keep trying

@maggiepebbles5197

7 жыл бұрын

clutchmc22 My fingers are to fat

@maggiepebbles5197

7 жыл бұрын

clutchmc22 fuck it

I definitely agree if your on a team that loses, let them be the team that lost!!! Why give them certificates for attending???? We didn't win any wars because we "attended" we kicked their asses and won!!!! We didn't get any certificate!!!!! Why change that now??? Teach the kids how to compete and win and if you lose learn how to deal with it and that makes you want to work harder next time.

everybody gets a trophy, every game is a tie... and folks are wondering why America is falling behind...

"whatever your goofy trendy name is" ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Is that fuckin' Ray Winstone?

@kennethrohe8006

8 жыл бұрын

+Andy Lee I want to see that movie.

@ale58301

8 жыл бұрын

+Kenneth Rohe What movie is it? Judging by the screenshot it looks wonderful

@inkedskindeep9941

8 жыл бұрын

lol i was gonna ask that same thing. i wonder what movie thats from if it is?

@1983spuds

6 жыл бұрын

is was from a tv advert made by the FA about respecting the referee in kids football

@JohnnyDouchbag-nr5yf

28 күн бұрын

Don't know who that is but no! It's my uncle Tom! He's a raging drunk!

There is a difference between coddling and loving your kid. It’s a fine line. Hopefully I’m doing fine

I also want to add that i got a participation trophy in basketball for not winning a single game and its probably one of the biggest dissapointments in my life that people actually give these out, along with a participation certificate for a web design comp. their horrible things to give out, and it makes me feel retarted to even have them (well i ripped up the certificate) but yea.

We all notice this crap too, we just don't speak up.

24:00

"neighboring neighborhoods" YIKES

HAHA

He's not funny. Only on crank yankers