Still love this guy Stoked to be seeing him live for the first time in 2024!

One of best comedians of my life time. This material was free and he does not have to give his great stuff on public tv anymore. So haters will be hating and they for sure aren't probably funny at same time. The end.

That was gold Jerry, gold!

@No_cia

8 жыл бұрын

Kenny.

@dennisosunde2609

11 күн бұрын

"Can I use that?" - Bania

Great material. And just like the show, it will remain relevant for years to come.

He hasn't lost his touch. People saying he is boring now or whatever, are people who probably didn't like him in the first place. His humor is awesome and wholesome. Louis C.K wishes he could make people laugh without making them throw up first.

@schm147

8 жыл бұрын

+Lo LawL Louis CK is hilarious. Chewed Up made me laugh every 10 seconds. If he makes you puke make sure to never watch Lisa Lampanelli (not a fan myself).

@41kils

5 жыл бұрын

Anyone who thinks he is as funny now as he was pre 2000 probably didn't appreciate his comedy in the first place.

I can’t wait to use “soda welded “ in a conversation.

@cainm6375

4 жыл бұрын

That's what stand-up is for, stealing it for use among your friends

I agree, seeing Jerry back on stage makes me smile too :)

Yay, it's Jerry in 2013 and I'm laughing. I'm happy! :D

this is basically a collection from the 2012 tour bits he did...in the shows the jokes were better constructed...this seems like a last minute thing and he seems to be riffing his way through 5 minutes...still just seeing Jerry makes me smile regardless!

For me this is funnier than some his old standup i watched just before

love Seinfeld. and he didn't have to curse through the set to get some cheap laughs like most of these copycat comedians do.

@frostychickenprods

8 жыл бұрын

That's not how it works. I DARE you to go onstage and swear and see if people laugh. It's way easier to be clean. I've done mostly clean when I started out because it was way easier for folks to laugh

LOVEEEEE

Clean and Funny....a rarity in today's world!

people don't come and see him for the comedy, they come for Jerry Seinfeld

@epma_2000

10 жыл бұрын

People who expect to see a star of a comedy series 25,years old probably do not know anything about standing up comedy. So who cares. :)

@frostychickenprods

8 жыл бұрын

Sad but true

The guy's already sixty! unbelievable!

Good shape Mr.Seinfeld you made me LOL , as usual :) God bless him

He's still got it XD

Where is the damn cup holder in this car?! This is insane!

Natural stand up comedian

Still got it

Does the car fleet need to be updated?

Bring back Seinfeld a New TV show would rock!

Seinfeld has a new web show called comedians in cars getting coffee. Closest you are going to get

ughhhhhh, the claps kill every joke

@MoLtenMetaL7

2 ай бұрын

They are trying to make him feel like he's funny

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why the fuck would anyone dislike jerry ?

This isn't his best stuff. But it's still good!

Did gilbert gottfried got his normal voice back?

Been the best since Benson.

DETHKLOK RADIO!

I'm sure he would've been heckled right off of the Letterman show...

@glw2

3 жыл бұрын

who???

he sounds exactly the same as brian regan.

@frostychickenprods

8 жыл бұрын

No. No.

i love the early episodes of seinfeld because it had a lot more of jerrys standup. and i love jerrys standup because it is generally unfunny, cringy, and trivial, which just adds to the bizzarreness of that classic sitcom

People that say that Seinfeld is not funny => stop using drugs.

240p? Really?

@josephcooper6692

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

So, he's ripping on theater exhibitors? Did one of his residual checks bounce? He "earns" more of a living than most everyone in the average movie or Letterman audience, and certainly more than the local manager of any movie house.

gator aide is water salt and sugar.

@bohdisativa2941

6 жыл бұрын

theedrstrangelove and very delicious when you are out in the sun without any water for over an hour.

lol jerry's got a good point. Plus if you leave your trash you're also CREATING A JOB FOR PEOPLE WHO PICK UP AND CLEAN. do society a favor. litter in your movie theater.

Is the applause after each joke really necessary?

or start using them. whatever it is you're doing it wrong.

This isn't laugh out loud funny, but it's just genius comedy none the less. Comedy isn't about just being funny >>> half the people below me..

This doesn't sound like "Seinfeld" to me

this is 90`s comedy....

I wish he'd just stick to sitcoms lol

His entrance was stalled, and then his exit he got confused of where to go and there’s moments where they didn’t even laugh

Who judges how funny something is based on how vulgar it is?

@AndrewShepherdLEGO

5 жыл бұрын

3ternal basically everyone

What happens if you don't hydrate -> you get dehydrated -> net worth: 800 million dollars this world sucks ass

@brandont4693

9 жыл бұрын

He's just mocking the people he's talking about.

@andrekimcomedy4429

7 жыл бұрын

lol u act like that one joke alone got him all that money

I think it's funny stuff, his delivery was just off. Like when you go to the theater and they overdo it just a bit.....funny about the 'orange jump suit' yada yada.......

hahahahahahahahah umm SHIT SHIT CRAP!

Yeah, he lost it.

Never found him funny..Shallow...I thought i 'll try again but meh.

He supports the State of Israel. Just saying.

This is OK. Very broad. Not inspiring, educational or innovative. Generic comedy. TV fodder. Not junk tho. Just a few chuckles. It's hard to hate or praise material like this. X

@travispwood

9 жыл бұрын

David Ashworth he's a virtuoso, shut up idiot

weakest seinfeld ever .. and wtf .. the audience claps after every line??

is kramer in it else it will suck. Jerrys work is bad without kramer

Jerrys stand up have just never really been funny I always thought his stand up was very PG 13 and was for old ppl its weird lol

@Allan_Melon

9 жыл бұрын

off topic swearing doesn't mean anything if you have weak stand up, simple as that

laaaame

Watching this in 2019 with dave chappelle and kevin heart on the scene is boring AF

I love him but not funny outside of the movie theater garbage bit.

nope. that was very bad!

His show was funny. He is not.

I'm a huge Seinfeld fan, but that was unfunny...

Before i found Seinfeld funny, but after discovering Louis CK and Ricky Gervais, Seinfeld is quite boring.

In doubtfully the worst comic of all time

@glw2

3 жыл бұрын

Then you don't know comedy!

Lame.

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DO PEOPLE LAUGH TO THIS. tELL ME ONE THING HE SAID THAT WAS FUNNY. ops caps-

Not funny!

Wasn't the worst stand up by Jerry and I realize it was years ago.....but he's not really relevant anymore. The Seinfeld show will live forever but damn........are the audience laughing out of respect or they think it's actually funny??? Who Knows. He just kinda reminds me of Paul McCartney..........had his day in the sun but now he's just straight up played out. Oh well......back to watching the Seinfeld reruns.

Jerry Seinfeld is not funny.