LOL! He’s one of the best things to happen to anyone born from the mid-70’s on.

I just realized watching Seinfeld is like playing Nintendo games. No blood, no gore, no swearing, all fun! Makes you feel like a kid again.

he's one of the best comedians of all time and his material is as clean as a whistle, that's the true mark of talent.

@Bartman35SeasonsStrong

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao😄 nah listen to the real one on cd he says goddam at least twice

'I can wear that.' Such an awesome joke.

the "o'henry" drop is the best jerry the best

The bit about parents vs kids is so perfect as a 35 year old.

Really great stuff. He's spot on funny here.

This is clever comedy! No can do it. Hilarious

@dannyboysable

5 жыл бұрын

Watching a genius at work

I like comedy you don't have to think about too much. For example, puke. That's gold!

Can't wait to have kids to tell them "put that down" in that tone

The thing I like most about Jerry is he does not take cheap shots and does not swear , Today comedians seems to think that talking about sex and swearing every 15 seconds is some how funny

I always loved that Jerry laughs at his own jokes, that always cracks me up.

best joke was the milk experation joke! 'cows tip them off while them getting milked" xD

so true , i feel like a kid watching but in a good way :)

Good stuff at 4:00 up and down. Master of delivery.

He’s SO Right about Florida!

now THAT's what comedy is supposed to be, not a single "F" word, but still quality. Man I miss those days when its was all about "quality" rather than "shock value".

Best bit with the milk! maybe the cows tip'm off when there milkin them.

We had to watch this in language arts for our unit on comedy then write an essay about it.

@syzygys7328

4 жыл бұрын

Literally what I'm doing right now WHY?

@yaminajaffri7905

4 жыл бұрын

lol do you still have your essay?

@syzygys7328

4 жыл бұрын

@@yaminajaffri7905 Turned it in day before yesterday lol

Hahahilarious! I love him he is so funny!

3:43 hahaha so true, those things used to break on me so much, i remember just growing a bit in a few weeks and the band snapped

Well I'm sure Seinfeld read your post and went "OMG my bit! its wrong!"

ahhh this is so funny! if only superman actually had a mask...lol

I'll be here all week!

"Ptew! That's gotta stop!" xD

He is a genius

The milk thing is so damn true.

Very good comedy...props Jim

12:07 who else imagined fat cat licking milk like crazy ?

wow the cleanest comedy! still great though

they made a book about the halloween routine. it's pretty good.

Hah! 0 dislikes. No one even dares.

Watched this in 2012

Genius.. July 13... lol

Does Superman even wear a mask? Lol

14 people are stupid enough to think they actually are Superman, but smart enough to check that box before jumping off the roof.

i wish they were in order :(

this shit is still relevant today.

14:59 = Jerry is a 'prop comic'!!!!!!

one Payday Mr Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey so he took Miss Honey behind the PowerHouse on 5th Ave to feel her Mounds which was an Almound Joy

The melons aren't humping, are they?

around 7:00 it goes crazy.

Simplemente me es imposible ir al supermercado y no acordarme de esto: (7:50 - 10:00)

@Oceandreams705 I think he means a Superman mask. You know, with the face of Superman on it.

Clean...

is he kidding? circus peanuts are great!

yes, clean comedy. it's awesome!! still seems very rehearsed though. the audio CD delivery was more natural and funny.

Lol i just saw that episode

I hate to be THAT guy, but why does Superman have a mask?!

@Mike1614b

5 жыл бұрын

without the mask you're just Superboy

12:30 he said goddamn! how offensive

I had a kid at 15..

You can actually drink milk up to 1 week after the expiration date and it should be fine, if you stored it in a closed container in a fridge....just fyi :)

Today is July 3rd.

stops at 7:29

Hello... newman

lmao

This comedy is so clean! Is that why it doesn't work? ZZZZzzzzzz

Here's a joke! Jerry Seinfeld's a comedian!

It's funny but the Halloween candy part made me realize how naive we were when the boy went in the street in ridiculous oufits, thinking awwwwwww isn't he cute. No problem, he could have gone naked or as a fucking platypus. CANDY that's why

lol i get it

all this stuff is pretty stuff from his show

What I was saying was, that swearing and sexual references can be some times be offensive , real test of ay comedic act would be that people of all ages and persuasions enjoy it. Some of the most brilliant comedians which enjoyed long carriers never used profanities, or very little the most

Who was the father?

July 3rd........

why does a superman costume have a mask?

Sometimes it is, sometimes it's not. Humor is a matter of personal taste. And although I don't know that this is your stance, it occurs to me that there is nothing intrinsically harmful or immoral about swearing, so it seems odd when people are offended because of it.

lol Jerry is obsessed with superman.

I love being the first to comment.

Me bro. Good try tho

and who ate this so hard that it became overated?

newman did another account and disliked again

Yeah, just like Kat Williams. I mean, that man swears so much it borders on mind-boggling. That's not to say he's not an enjoyable stand-up comic, because he is, but he's still kind of amateurish.

Hey, that wasn't funny... I know Jerry Seinfeld is on-stage but that's no excuse for you to make such lame posts.

overated

Why is everybody so impressed with this guy?? I've seen better

*REALLY* SHITTY QUALITY. ONLY REFRAINING FROM DISLIKING BECAUSE OF THE EPIC 0 DISLIKES.

KEVIN HART IS BETTER WHO AGREES??

LOL! He’s one of the best things to happen to anyone born from the mid-70’s on.

The melons aren't humping, are they?