No matter how bad your day was, watching this makes it so much better! Fantastic 🤣

He's still got it.

Man is a genius! HAHAHAHA CANT STOP LAUGHING

Seinfelds, comic abilities are immaculate

"But it's my head... I SAID TAKE THE PANTS OFF" lol

'chinese farmer gets up, works in the field with a shovel all day- Shovel...spoon...cmon.-... you're not plowing 40acres with a coupla pool cues....'

"I love you...but i do feel the need to see other people" great quote, used it to break up with my girlfriend lol

this video deserves to stay with 0 dislikes.

To the people complaining about the lack of new material the idea of this show was he was revisiting all his classic material 'for the last time' as he was finishing the show and his stand up career.

Seinfeld's delivery is so *PRO*. The bits are all, glorified dad jokes, but still timeless.

"Well they are all the same, might as well dress them all the same!" LOOL

No one: Jerry Seinfeld: "I'll tell you what I think about Chinese people"

he be good one to make em laffin

10 people are waiting in the waiting room with their pant around their ankles

5:29 great moment!

at 9:05 most realistic car noise ever

I thought all women knew about the Superhero thing; while I was married (for 21 whole years, until my wife apparently came to her senses), I used to tell her all the time about how I wanted to be Superman, Spider Man, Zorro, Indiana Jones. She would just say "I know you do, honey", and pat me on the head or something. This went on until I was 47, by which time, the costumes at Halloween (or sometimes just a slow Saturday) were apparently becoming too much for her. Well, among other things.

@lucywho8311

4 жыл бұрын

A lot of girls actually go through that too😂 Making up their own characters since there aren't many female superheros

@benonaru

Жыл бұрын

@@lucywho8311 wrong;,

"Dont' tell em!"

He hasn't done stand up for a while, and most comics agree that it's NOT like riding a bike. You lose the ability to control the energy of a room after a while. The game has changed, and the hype would be immense if he started working on new material. Hype that even a king like Jerry would have a hard time living up to. However... I totally agree. He and Eddie Murphy should do stand up again.

Did you read the title? Did you see the intro? It's supposed to be old jokes, the ones that he likes and people enjoy because HIS TELLING US FOR THE LAST TIME.

I don't get that either My mom can give birth twice But faints at the sight of a roach

Does anyone know the name of that new thing he's doing with Michael Richards aka Kramor Cosmo

@kittyloly He says "Take all the tongue depressors out, lick 'em all, put 'em all back in"

@VILEseason You clearly didn't read the description. This was a tour where he performed his classic bits for the last time.

someone has got to be scripted to say that "i love you" because every single time he preformed that joke (that i've seen) some one says it and it comes from the same area in the audiance, and then he says the rest of the joke about needing to see other people. just something i noticed and felt compelled to put it out there. still funny tho.

@VILEseason Because it's a 'best of' stand up from him.

@VILEseason this is over ten years old. he has had new routines on talk shows. idk if hes done any more touring or specials tho.

Not a single F*ck was given that day.

@VILEseason cause hes telling them.......for the last time :D

what do you mean?

Hennigan's in the glass?

Do you mean 13:25 ?

@VILEseason that's from Seinfeld... that's from Seinfeld.... that's from Seinfeld .......

how old is this?

Because that was the very last time he would perform.

Because there is always to many people in his apartment to get any real work done

7:07

@VILEseason You know this is the whole point of this show, right?

comedians in cars?.....

Bloody hell who referred to him as a filthy jew? Certainly not me, I love the guy. I was trying to imply the whole "if it ain't broke don't fix it", besides you should check out the vid with him, ricky gervais, chris rock and louis ck for his reasoning behind not doing new material. And of course he has more money than me, he had one of the greatest sitcoms of all time. Are you outing yourself as a horrific racist? What the hell??

He's*** Misspelled, sorry

@VILEseason Because he's Jewish and the material still sells?

;)

Why you no write any jokes at all?

Kramer

HE'S TELLING THESE FOR THE LAST TIME But it kind of odd he's telling jokes that were on his show. You'd think that would be how 99% of the people here has heard of him.

@ChiChiGotDaYaYo5

6 жыл бұрын

thus that is why he's telling you for the last time lol cause you've already heard them....lol

I love being first to comment. You are second.

hahah nice grammar. but true. He's a taurus, like Leno, funny guy but lack ideas in the long run.

WHY HE NO WRITE NEW JOKES

What horrible comments to be rated top...

lol Seinfeld is not that good at improvising, he's not really reacting to the crowd.

jew

Because he isn't a comedian and doesn't do it for a living.