Jaws 3 - Nostalgia Critic

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The Nostalgia Critic reviews 1983's Jaws 3D.
Originally aired on May 25th, 2010.
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  • @leaf0nthewind625
    @leaf0nthewind6253 жыл бұрын

    My grandma saw this with my dad before I was born, they had to leave the theater because she was laughing so loud.

  • @liampatrick3110

    @liampatrick3110

    2 жыл бұрын

    Who could blame her?

  • @dobmaster4412

    @dobmaster4412

    Жыл бұрын

    💀

  • @jaygooese4242

    @jaygooese4242

    9 ай бұрын

    Funny favorite episode

  • @damonr.1098
    @damonr.10986 жыл бұрын

    "The shark still looks fake." - Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly from Back to the Future Part II

  • @leestenson6975

    @leestenson6975

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lets not forget Marty Mcfly screamed like a little bitch at the fake looking shark right before he said that

  • @casper6405

    @casper6405

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lee Stenson It's 2019 and still no jaws 19

  • @timothymorris157

    @timothymorris157

    5 жыл бұрын

    Marty your mother’s in this movie! What are the odds?

  • @JamesNerdMan85

    @JamesNerdMan85

    4 жыл бұрын

    Timothy Morris Marty: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Slowly Backs Up)

  • @gageperuti5519

    @gageperuti5519

    3 жыл бұрын

    Funny, since Mary's mom is in this.

  • @VGA_Guy
    @VGA_Guy7 жыл бұрын

    My grandfather actually worked on the special effects for jaws 3, specifically the part where jaws crashes through the glass. That scene was originally COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, a jaws prop was on a rail so he could be dropped onto a pane of glass with water on top of it. The camera had a plastic bag over it so it wouldn't get wet. Unfortunately either the SFX company or the movie company was bought out and he left the company, the scene he worked on was removed and replaced with the one that is in the movie now.

  • @THEremiXFACTOR

    @THEremiXFACTOR

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's awesome. It's a shame they couldn't come up with something more realistic.

  • @kittylover62

    @kittylover62

    5 жыл бұрын

    The original idea sounds WAY better than what they came up with

  • @jayisgreg1787

    @jayisgreg1787

    5 жыл бұрын

    That sounds like it could've been a really cool effect.

  • @planetjagorz2379

    @planetjagorz2379

    5 жыл бұрын

    Badass, my dad works on character CGI for video games such as Doom 4, Wolfenstein, Metroid, and the first Darksiders

  • @ethanschultz5744

    @ethanschultz5744

    4 жыл бұрын

    Really that's awesome!!!😀

  • @_thesleister_626
    @_thesleister_6266 жыл бұрын

    1. Jaws 2. Jaws 2 3. Jaws 3 4. Jaws: The Revenge 5. Jaws V 6. Jaws goes to hell 7. Jaws takes Manhattan 8. Jaws vs Mecha Jaws 9. Jaws in Space 10. Jaws X 11. Jaws in the Sharknado 12. Jaws vs Godzilla 13. Jaws a Christmas Carol 14. Zombie Jaws 15. Jaws: out of time 16. Jaws vs Chuck Norris 17. Super Jaws 18. Jaws in the army 19. Jaws 19

  • @arizonaFIREent

    @arizonaFIREent

    6 жыл бұрын

    Master Ki-Adi-Mundi then J20

  • @Raptor3698

    @Raptor3698

    6 жыл бұрын

    WTF! Is this real?? Usually sequels burn out by the 3rd (unless it’s Marvel)

  • @Raptor3698

    @Raptor3698

    6 жыл бұрын

    Wait nvm.

  • @scp--297

    @scp--297

    6 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @solidsnake4214

    @solidsnake4214

    6 жыл бұрын

    JAWS: Army of JAWSes

  • @scarlettbandit2803
    @scarlettbandit28037 жыл бұрын

    "Oh no! 80's CGI and it's coming right at me!!!"

  • @some_metalhead

    @some_metalhead

    3 жыл бұрын

    *80s

  • @AlphaQHard

    @AlphaQHard

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@some_metalhead Huh?

  • @some_metalhead

    @some_metalhead

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@AlphaQHard *80’s is not plural for the 1980s, it literally is “80 is”.

  • @stephenfox8685

    @stephenfox8685

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's not CGI. Or any animation. It's 3D. Crap 3D.

  • @slevenmcdicheal

    @slevenmcdicheal

    Жыл бұрын

    It's bad blue screen, not really cgi

  • @18iveyje
    @18iveyje7 жыл бұрын

    According to Back to The Future part II, jaws is supposed to be at its19th installment.

  • @PetaHatingChris42

    @PetaHatingChris42

    7 жыл бұрын

    And yet the shark still looks fake.

  • @BubblesZap

    @BubblesZap

    7 жыл бұрын

    Marvel will be there soon enough.

  • @PetaHatingChris42

    @PetaHatingChris42

    7 жыл бұрын

    ***** Too many.

  • @cdh98

    @cdh98

    7 жыл бұрын

    just change jaws to fast and furious and you will get there soon

  • @JamesPolymer

    @JamesPolymer

    7 жыл бұрын

    You want to have your mind blown? _Jaws 19_ was in fact made in 2015; www.imdb.com/title/tt5033000/

  • @joyunicycle
    @joyunicycle6 жыл бұрын

    "We only have hours to escape! HOURS!!!" Still gets me every time!!

  • @CitizenDuarte
    @CitizenDuarte7 жыл бұрын

    "Shark still looks fake" -Marty McFly

  • @Nazrat84
    @Nazrat847 жыл бұрын

    "3D is all over the place nowadays!" Boy time flies! We've moved onto VR since then.

  • @DigiRangerScott

    @DigiRangerScott

    7 жыл бұрын

    Not for movies

  • @Nazrat84

    @Nazrat84

    7 жыл бұрын

    Scott Sandler But would we WANT that?

  • @Nazrat84

    @Nazrat84

    7 жыл бұрын

    ***** What's wrong with you?

  • @emmae2002

    @emmae2002

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Nazrat84 nothing VR so far has been fucking amazing

  • @fradlas9494

    @fradlas9494

    7 жыл бұрын

    meh, vr costs a fuckton of money, therefore it's not all over the place

  • @TheGrayMysterious
    @TheGrayMysterious7 жыл бұрын

    I just realized the sound of the table getting smashed against from the making out joke is from Jurassic Park whenever Malcolm hits the table during the lunch scene.

  • @Nirakolov
    @Nirakolov7 жыл бұрын

    Coral theft is actually a REAL problem, moreso now than in 83

  • @KhanGarth

    @KhanGarth

    7 жыл бұрын

    does Rick know?

  • @AusSP

    @AusSP

    7 жыл бұрын

    I was kinda expecting PETA, actually.

  • @Kaefer1973

    @Kaefer1973

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Nirakolov True, but climate change and pollution do even greater damage then theft.

  • @jackaxed

    @jackaxed

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kaefer1973 yes, but coral is an essential part of many marine ecosystems. climate change actually affects coral, as a change in temperature can cause it to bleach (and bleached coral doesn't survive for very long). both climate change and destruction to coral reefs are huge issues that pose a danger to the earth and the organisms living on it.

  • @scp--297

    @scp--297

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jack Becquerel Yep.

  • @vrabo3026
    @vrabo30267 жыл бұрын

    I can't stop replaying 6:38 over and over. I'm pissing myself laughing!

  • @shelliblossom8953

    @shelliblossom8953

    5 жыл бұрын

    AHHHHHHHH im gonna fall over

  • @Goddessvenom

    @Goddessvenom

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fuck I wasn’t expecting that and laughed so hard I woke up my husband upstairs 😂

  • @KOOPAS1234

    @KOOPAS1234

    7 ай бұрын

    THERE'S A SHARK BITCH! RUN!

  • @Blaziken36
    @Blaziken367 жыл бұрын

    Looking forward to Jaws 18

  • @SallyStangler

    @SallyStangler

    7 жыл бұрын

    Your reference will not go unnoticed

  • @monkey9208

    @monkey9208

    7 жыл бұрын

    when?

  • @painitful

    @painitful

    7 жыл бұрын

    isn't it Jaws 32

  • @monkey9208

    @monkey9208

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Aryn BLackND wait i think i saw you on veturtiantale

  • @plottwist3364

    @plottwist3364

    7 жыл бұрын

    The shark still looks fake

  • @teirdalin
    @teirdalin6 жыл бұрын

    I really want a Jaws movie taking place in Maine, they could get Steven King to write it.

  • @mitchfletcher2386

    @mitchfletcher2386

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jaws vs. It vs. The Tommyknockers

  • @squecch1278

    @squecch1278

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@mitchfletcher2386 vs the langoliers (that the teeth at the end look better than)

  • @JamesNerdMan85

    @JamesNerdMan85

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hollywood would go broke the second it hits theaters

  • @tfmaster96

    @tfmaster96

    3 жыл бұрын

    in it, jaws would become a writer and former alcoholic with an asshole, hypocritically religious, overbearing father and a group of colorful outcast friends that get involved in a supernatural mystery, which will ultimately help solve their personal issues by the end, all while being pestered by stereotypical bully's with no redeeming quality's. (and at least *one* moment of someone turning into a cartoon character)

  • @uglymarigold
    @uglymarigold7 жыл бұрын

    that yellow submarine joke tho

  • @patpower5974

    @patpower5974

    5 жыл бұрын

    why is there sub filled with water isnt the point of a sub not too be in diving equipment

  • @BotWhisperer
    @BotWhisperer3 жыл бұрын

    Wow! That "There's a shark bitch Run!", flawlessly dubbed over that dolphin and now I'll never unsee that when I watch this movie

  • @cyborgninja5489

    @cyborgninja5489

    9 ай бұрын

    How often are you watching this movie?

  • @crystalgemgirl731

    @crystalgemgirl731

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah, that was funny. Nostalgia Critic makes these terrible movies watchable.

  • @maximumrisk2004
    @maximumrisk20047 жыл бұрын

    4:30 I hope I am not the only one who couldnt stop imagining the guy smashing the other womens face into the desk repeatedly.

  • @franciscop.garcia9931

    @franciscop.garcia9931

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nice profile picture

  • @numbjuhnu
    @numbjuhnu4 жыл бұрын

    6:38 ''There's a shark, bitch! Run!'' I love that mouth sync XD

  • @tthomaselli2
    @tthomaselli27 жыл бұрын

    This film makes 'Jaws 2' look like a timeless classic.; That's how horrible it is.

  • @randomvids1231000

    @randomvids1231000

    7 жыл бұрын

    Well Jaws 2 was an ok sequel unlike 3 and 4.

  • @ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE

    @ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@randomvids1231000 At least we cared about the characters in Jaws 2. Poor Eddie. And the audience cheered when the shark bit the cable. In Jaws 3 , you don't care about the characters. Jaws The Revenge..... I felt sorrier for poor Christie Atkins in the beginning of Jaws than I felt for Sean Brody in the forth flic.

  • @randomvids1231000

    @randomvids1231000

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE Three years later I can still say with certainty that Jaws 2 is still a rather okay sequel, although rather unnecessary. As for 3 and 4 those are still dogshit.

  • @RJIS

    @RJIS

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m probably the only person who likes Jaws 2 the most lol

  • @patrickgogan3517

    @patrickgogan3517

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE eddies actor died irl a few years back too i think

  • @KubatheChangeling
    @KubatheChangeling7 жыл бұрын

    Around 4:16 - 4:36 (Response to that scene.) "I'll have what they're having."

  • @brianyuellig95

    @brianyuellig95

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me too I want some of that shit LOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • @wilbourke4188

    @wilbourke4188

    3 жыл бұрын

    Check please!

  • @derekconnors4128
    @derekconnors41287 жыл бұрын

    An old NC I haven't seen before? Awesome!

  • @thischannelisnowdefunct

    @thischannelisnowdefunct

    7 жыл бұрын

    nice profile pic

  • @sheaz7553

    @sheaz7553

    7 жыл бұрын

    Now with more cancer

  • @nekonesan9112

    @nekonesan9112

    7 жыл бұрын

    Channel... awesome! I'm so, so sorry.

  • @EthanSchmethan

    @EthanSchmethan

    7 жыл бұрын

    +NekoNēsan you should be

  • @adrenacrumb

    @adrenacrumb

    7 жыл бұрын

    You've seen it. Your crack cocaine intake has just been t toxic levels since. You'll be back in a wee with the same comment.

  • @dangerdavemartin9597
    @dangerdavemartin95974 жыл бұрын

    Jaws: GOLD Jaws 2: Didn't need to happen but still good Jaws 3D: Crap but still fun, if you watch it with Friday the 13th kind of eyes Jaws: The Revenge: GARBAGE

  • @twisterman4184

    @twisterman4184

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jaws 4 Garbage from King Garbage of the Garbage Dynasty

  • @ChrisG87

    @ChrisG87

    Жыл бұрын

    You are absolutely right. At least, this movie had some ridiculous cheese in it, with the laughable effects and editing. You can still ENJOY it, even though it is, undoubtedly, a bad movie. Jaws: The Revenge had NO redeeming qualities whatsoever. None. Zip. Zero. Zilch.

  • @svenjansen2134
    @svenjansen21347 жыл бұрын

    Jaws 1 was on Dutch tv last night. That Indianapolis speech by Robert Shaw... What a powerful scene!

  • @tommync2010
    @tommync20105 жыл бұрын

    Interesting fact the shark is not named Jaws it's actually name is Bruce named after Steven Spielberg's lawyer

  • @LadyOnikara

    @LadyOnikara

    3 жыл бұрын

    I saw the shark at Universal Studios once. Off-screen he's a real down to earth kinda guy.

  • @aksalaheddine78

    @aksalaheddine78

    3 жыл бұрын

    Also fun fact, the shark in finding Nemo was named Bruce as a reference to jaws.

  • @PixarShark

    @PixarShark

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@LadyOnikara A little stiff and attached to his work. 😝 But a cool guy.

  • @King-xe3kt

    @King-xe3kt

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s a different shark every movie ya know

  • @JamesTravisDawes

    @JamesTravisDawes

    3 жыл бұрын

    That was the original shark from the first film.

  • @grobanlover292
    @grobanlover2927 жыл бұрын

    7:19 the Cinema Snob has HAIR?

  • @billjacobs521

    @billjacobs521

    7 жыл бұрын

    Until about a year, maybe 18 months ago.

  • @SaurAuteur

    @SaurAuteur

    7 жыл бұрын

    He also has yet to witness the miracle of "Tequila & Bonetti"

  • @Kaefer1973

    @Kaefer1973

    7 жыл бұрын

    Maybe he has, but that was 90's, I'm sure Manimal remains the champion of the 80's to him.

  • @fhb3

    @fhb3

    7 жыл бұрын

    Classic Critic with Snob cameo (circa 2010). Talking about the legendary Manimal!

  • @EmptyAltruism

    @EmptyAltruism

    6 жыл бұрын

    And wolfmans gots nards

  • @Mark3Spark
    @Mark3Spark7 жыл бұрын

    it's like advertising Disney world with more crocodiles ...

  • @spookyrosev6467

    @spookyrosev6467

    6 жыл бұрын

    Mark Spark Or more measles

  • @oddeyes9413

    @oddeyes9413

    6 жыл бұрын

    That's not a thing to make fun of. A little boy lost his life and Disney admitted that there had been a critical error in them not monitoring the population of the crocs. But making jokes about this isn't funny.

  • @somedude5657

    @somedude5657

    6 жыл бұрын

    Odd Eyes94 oh shut up pansy ass

  • @Gojirawars03

    @Gojirawars03

    5 жыл бұрын

    Too soon XD

  • @Emisop

    @Emisop

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@oddeyes9413 And the parent's fault for not paying attention to their kid.

  • @thebitgamer2425
    @thebitgamer24256 жыл бұрын

    10:06 he literally freaked out saying for them to get out of the water but pushed that guy INTO the water 😂

  • @RRC_Cinema
    @RRC_Cinema7 жыл бұрын

    6:38 THERE'S A SHARK BITCH!!!! RUN!!!! XD

  • @Mythical6255

    @Mythical6255

    5 жыл бұрын

    The quote itself needs to be a meme

  • @Dominion69420

    @Dominion69420

    5 жыл бұрын

    *RUN*

  • @eternalypissed
    @eternalypissed7 жыл бұрын

    Since we're on the topic of sharks and underwater facilities... "Deep Blue Sea" please!!!!!!

  • @lelouchstrife1891

    @lelouchstrife1891

    6 жыл бұрын

    did you know there's a number 2

  • @heretyk_1337

    @heretyk_1337

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lelouch Strife- No way??? Hahahaha... XD if there is a ghost of Samue L. Jackson screaming he has enough this motherfucking sharks in this motherfucking sea, my life will be complete

  • @lelouchstrife1891

    @lelouchstrife1891

    6 жыл бұрын

    not that I know of release date is april 2018,meanwhile we should really get angry joe to watch jaws 3 cause we know how much he loves 3d

  • @gavingamers27wz52

    @gavingamers27wz52

    5 жыл бұрын

    ...

  • @Swarnted158

    @Swarnted158

    5 жыл бұрын

    Did you know that Deep Blue Sea it's a remake of Jaws 3?...look at the similarities

  • @Fender666Bass
    @Fender666Bass5 жыл бұрын

    That "incident in Nevada" line hasn't aged particularly well.

  • @stealth1692

    @stealth1692

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why what happened

  • @Fender666Bass

    @Fender666Bass

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@stealth1692 The worst mass shooting in U.S. history happened in Las Vegas. 58 people were killed and more than 800 were injured.

  • @stealth1692

    @stealth1692

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Fender666Bass oh right I heard about that I honestly thought you were talking about something else

  • @c.d.rstudios4691

    @c.d.rstudios4691

    2 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was a Tremors refference

  • @robrophside3691

    @robrophside3691

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's because the video came out just after Kickassia

  • @jake06750
    @jake067506 жыл бұрын

    The original is a classic. I had no idea there were sequels to Jaws until a few years ago. Honestly, they just don't seem necessary. The shark literally got BLOWN UP at the end of the film!

  • @dereknight861

    @dereknight861

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jake Hill the trailer to Jaws 2 summed up the loophole in one sentence: “In all the vast and unknown depths of the ocean...how could there have only been one?...” As in sharks. These are all different sharks but they’re still quite big

  • @Mattheq

    @Mattheq

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, but there are plenty of fish in the sea

  • @rurushu8094
    @rurushu80946 жыл бұрын

    Imagine someone walking in on critic while he was recording 4:18

  • @MichaelJones-es7kh
    @MichaelJones-es7kh6 жыл бұрын

    4:18-4:37 that was more convincing than this movie's 3D 😂

  • @cooperbourke7717
    @cooperbourke7717 Жыл бұрын

    "And that's Jaws 3D, or as I like to call it: Shit." I was dying from laughter.

  • @KarstensCreationsKC
    @KarstensCreationsKC5 жыл бұрын

    "That was really gripping. You can't deny, he was really holding onto that ladder." Reminded me of one of my all time favorite lines from Crow T Robot... "Man, I am on the edge of my SEAT, here! I should scoot back, I have a LOT of room..."

  • @RiderNexus
    @RiderNexus7 жыл бұрын

    Manimal actually sounds kinda awesome

  • @Mariokemon

    @Mariokemon

    7 жыл бұрын

    it didn't even laast a year D:

  • @fhb3

    @fhb3

    7 жыл бұрын

    RiderNexus It was AWESOME.

  • @mitchfletcher2386

    @mitchfletcher2386

    5 жыл бұрын

    I saw it being referenced on a Robot Chicken episode.

  • @hra_Najimi99

    @hra_Najimi99

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@mitchfletcher2386 It's even mentioned in... *groan* Teen Titans Go.

  • @alucard624

    @alucard624

    4 жыл бұрын

    The concept was awesome. The execution was terrible though. It definitely begs for a reboot with real changing effects versus what the show did. The late Simon Macorkindale did the best he could with what he was given.

  • @foxhound13
    @foxhound137 жыл бұрын

    I remember watching this at 9 at my house for a slumber party. we threw a lot of popcorn at the tv for how bad this was.

  • @peggyfillmore1971
    @peggyfillmore19717 жыл бұрын

    anyone notice the fish head in the beginning is still breathing 😁

  • @alexandrajackson7386

    @alexandrajackson7386

    6 жыл бұрын

    That was weird.

  • @chro4hugo215

    @chro4hugo215

    5 жыл бұрын

    I agree the breathing fish head isn’t scary it’s just weird

  • @thickerconstrictor9037

    @thickerconstrictor9037

    5 жыл бұрын

    It was done purposely to show the brain was still working. Similar to body parts twitching after being cut off

  • @jenniferbrewer5370

    @jenniferbrewer5370

    5 жыл бұрын

    That happens to dead humans as well on occasion.

  • @DrDolan2000

    @DrDolan2000

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, bullshit. Gills don't work like that

  • @13TriplesSs
    @13TriplesSs7 жыл бұрын

    God damnit Critic my father is in the room next to me! He'll wonder why the porn sounds shittier than normal!

  • @somerandolad

    @somerandolad

    4 жыл бұрын

    Should've worn headphones

  • @atomicphizzion4712
    @atomicphizzion47127 жыл бұрын

    "Disney World, Now with more cancer" My favorite quote from the critic so far.

  • @kingofsovietlizards8704
    @kingofsovietlizards87047 жыл бұрын

    Disney World: Now with more cancer

  • @hugenerdwithnomoney1980

    @hugenerdwithnomoney1980

    7 жыл бұрын

    noice xD 10/10 joke

  • @JumLum

    @JumLum

    7 жыл бұрын

    Fun for all the family, especially for the elders!

  • @naciolarrazabal9835

    @naciolarrazabal9835

    7 жыл бұрын

    How about......... Disney World now with final destination.

  • @kennywu8522

    @kennywu8522

    7 жыл бұрын

    now could be Disney World: Now with more alligators

  • @liamwebster3862

    @liamwebster3862

    7 жыл бұрын

    Disney World! Now with Jason Voorhees!

  • @royconnar9095
    @royconnar90957 жыл бұрын

    I love how they put the baby shark inside an tank that's only an few feet inches below the audiences waist😖

  • @the_once-and-future_king.

    @the_once-and-future_king.

    7 ай бұрын

    Baby shark, du du du-du du-du.

  • @AlbertCalis
    @AlbertCalis5 жыл бұрын

    7:19 - When both NC and CinemaSnob has full heads of hair, before they decided to go completely head-shaved.

  • @KnufWons
    @KnufWons7 жыл бұрын

    By the end of this movie, I was laughing hysterically at the terrible effects

  • @The_PokeSaurus
    @The_PokeSaurus7 жыл бұрын

    8:55 HE KNOWS WHAT THAT IS!?! O-O

  • @jsCP94

    @jsCP94

    7 жыл бұрын

    IKR, I had to pause the video to process that.

  • @Silhouetters

    @Silhouetters

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yes, a person on the internet knows what Hentai is. Really????

  • @The_PokeSaurus

    @The_PokeSaurus

    7 жыл бұрын

    Silhouetters I just never expected Critic to say it!

  • @jekblom123

    @jekblom123

    7 жыл бұрын

    everyone knows what that is

  • @Calico3o

    @Calico3o

    7 жыл бұрын

    +IceHighwind Lol right

  • @albertoamoruso7711
    @albertoamoruso77117 жыл бұрын

    ... But... WHAT ABAOUT DOLPHINS???

  • @ZNKChannel

    @ZNKChannel

    7 жыл бұрын

    (cue booming angelic music) Flipper... will LIVE. (NC squees & flails his arms with giddiness)

  • @CrunchyLeaves96

    @CrunchyLeaves96

    7 жыл бұрын

    Dolphins will live

  • @albertoamoruso7711

    @albertoamoruso7711

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ehhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeee!!!!

  • @teedup8995

    @teedup8995

    7 жыл бұрын

    This movie is all wet, it's completely useless now!

  • @EmptyAltruism

    @EmptyAltruism

    6 жыл бұрын

    DOLPHIN PUNCH!

  • @bentramer682
    @bentramer6826 жыл бұрын

    Jaws Jaws2 Jaws3 Jaws the revenge Jaws return to Amity Mecha jaws Space jaws Jaws goes to hell Jaws x Jaws vs. Mecha jaws Jaws Resurrection Man that shark always looked fake

  • @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723
    @ionlymadethistoleavecoment17237 жыл бұрын

    If only sea world knew... The real danger wasn't the shark, it was the whale

  • @dancepiglover

    @dancepiglover

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oh THEY knew, it was everyone else who didn't.

  • @Tubewings
    @Tubewings7 жыл бұрын

    0:07; Obviously, a reference to "Kickassia".

  • @Maniac536
    @Maniac5365 жыл бұрын

    13:13 I wonder if chuck Norris has seen this

  • @dragondaveltd1992

    @dragondaveltd1992

    10 ай бұрын

    Chuck Norris, riding a shark just as big as JAWS!!! 🦈

  • @CharlieSpencers
    @CharlieSpencers7 жыл бұрын

    1:38: To be fair, that looks to be a Giant Grouper (Epinephalus lanceolatus), a fish which can exceed 2 metres in length. That is one fish that doesn't f@ck around. In fact, most sharks actively avoid it in fear of being eaten. (Although a Great White probably wouldn't)

  • @bobbyferg9173
    @bobbyferg91736 жыл бұрын

    When you realize that people wrote a script, went through all this production and directed this and said: this is fine

  • @bobbyferg9173

    @bobbyferg9173

    6 жыл бұрын

    Not only that but sea world saw this as well and decided that it was fine to let them use sea world as the setting.

  • @mackenziecarver6807

    @mackenziecarver6807

    Жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: this movie was the only movie the director ever directed.

  • @sleepyote
    @sleepyote7 жыл бұрын

    04:46 I'm kinkshaming!

  • @fruit86

    @fruit86

    7 жыл бұрын

    Wow

  • @sirbeary6438

    @sirbeary6438

    7 жыл бұрын

    wink wink

  • @chromaphasia453

    @chromaphasia453

    7 жыл бұрын

    Why are most of the profiles steven universe gems... Heck even 2 of them are peridot

  • @lesliesalas6389

    @lesliesalas6389

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Baron1170 4 Why not? In my opinion, it's a pretty good show :)

  • @naplockblubba5369

    @naplockblubba5369

    7 жыл бұрын

    THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER LOOK A ROCK IN THE EYE!

  • @HEYitzED
    @HEYitzED5 жыл бұрын

    That glass breaking scene will never get old. Best special effects I’ve ever seen.

  • @edwardenderman649
    @edwardenderman6496 жыл бұрын

    That 3-D arm looks like something monty python animated

  • @FabledHeroes3351
    @FabledHeroes33517 жыл бұрын

    6:37 LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂 My Words Exactly

  • @willdabeast8509
    @willdabeast85094 жыл бұрын

    Best part of Jaws 3: *”GUV’NOR!!!!! GUV’NOR!!!!!! GUV’NOR YOU BLOODY BASTARD ANSWER ME!!!!!”*

  • @cocodriloco7780
    @cocodriloco77806 жыл бұрын

    6:38 That was perfect! xD

  • @BJ64Th3M0v13f4n
    @BJ64Th3M0v13f4n7 жыл бұрын

    CHUCK NORRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS RIDING A SHARK AS BIG AS JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @strawberryfields9762
    @strawberryfields97626 жыл бұрын

    13:12 the greatest Nostalgia Critic moment in history👌🏻

  • @spideyviewer327
    @spideyviewer3277 жыл бұрын

    6:24 This meme will NEVER die!

  • @Waltersop
    @Waltersop Жыл бұрын

    As someone who doesnt like modern NC, its good to see that i still genuinely laugh at those classics

  • @TransmutedCuppyCake
    @TransmutedCuppyCake7 жыл бұрын

    This was, by far, my favorite part of the game. Go drown all of the exhibits, do some seal eating tricks and flips, then eat Shamu.

  • @polk-e-dot8177
    @polk-e-dot81777 жыл бұрын

    can we get a link to the video of CS talking about manimal? I mean this video is.... but I'm really interested in this manimal thing

  • @themeanhornet1070
    @themeanhornet1070 Жыл бұрын

    Jaws 3 is going to be my 80s costume.

  • @adeadchannel4129
    @adeadchannel41297 жыл бұрын

    5:00 OH NO CALL THE NAVY...NO...THE MARINES!!

  • @timothyfogarty5829
    @timothyfogarty582922 күн бұрын

    Baby jaws floating dead in that tiny wading pool is the perfect depiction of SeaWorld

  • @shawnjoss3744
    @shawnjoss37446 жыл бұрын

    Incident in Nevada, where a lot of people got injured.......wow. Hindsight much

  • @lupinvash3
    @lupinvash37 жыл бұрын

    "Well all I can say is, I'm worried! We're in a lousy horror movie, and I'm the only black person around! Clearly I need to hire some more black people!" Oh look, another black guy. I guess that gives Calvin a fighting chance to survive this movie, doesn't it. "Phew! Thank god I hired that other black guy! I guess lousy killer monsters really do prefer dark meat! Later!"

  • @leopoldwhiskers9640

    @leopoldwhiskers9640

    6 жыл бұрын

    I actually reasmd along to this

  • @themadcommenter1720

    @themadcommenter1720

    5 жыл бұрын

    I told my friend to watch this video just so he could read your comment. He laughed really hard at it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lwanco1018
    @lwanco10187 жыл бұрын

    My mom was in this movie as random person on the bleachers, and she was only in it so she could get into Sea World for free. Also thanks Brad for introducing me to Manimal.

  • @EchoBoomer1987
    @EchoBoomer19877 жыл бұрын

    I forgot there was a time Brad had hair.

  • @jamesesw
    @jamesesw7 жыл бұрын

    Honestly the Cinema Snob part sounds way more interesting.

  • @Mariokemon

    @Mariokemon

    7 жыл бұрын

    i agree! Im curious

  • @user-di5vg3jq6g
    @user-di5vg3jq6g7 жыл бұрын

    "After she breaks the fourth wall" XD XD

  • @stratkids
    @stratkids5 жыл бұрын

    So maybe jaws 3 was jaws 2's daughter and she looses one of her pups Jaws 4 could possibly be one of her pups that is still alive I believe that she had more than one shark pup

  • @chibiprussia5574
    @chibiprussia55747 жыл бұрын

    A shark attacking an underwater tunnel is not realistic in terms of how a shark works

  • @AlphaOmega1237

    @AlphaOmega1237

    7 жыл бұрын

    Neither is breaking the bars of a cage that easily or attacking the command center. Or the nibbling. Or the fact that marine biologists accidentally poisoned a shark. There's a lot wrong with this movie.

  • @chibiprussia5574

    @chibiprussia5574

    7 жыл бұрын

    Marshal Mathers The first one is a classic

  • @wisemankugelmemicus1701

    @wisemankugelmemicus1701

    7 жыл бұрын

    "Chibi Prussia"?! Do you know anything about Prussia?

  • @chibiprussia5574

    @chibiprussia5574

    7 жыл бұрын

    Lord Kaisertum of All Creation I am a tiny person in real life xD Small channel, but an awesome person, so it fits.

  • @wisemankugelmemicus1701

    @wisemankugelmemicus1701

    7 жыл бұрын

    Chibi Prussia No. It doesn't. Because you clearly don't know shit about the glorious German Empire.

  • @andycanoy863
    @andycanoy86311 ай бұрын

    The Harry Potter wand joke always gets me. Did the diver really assume that waving the rod would scare away Jaws?😂

  • @Ireallywouldrathernot
    @Ireallywouldrathernot7 жыл бұрын

    I love the snob. Especially in cameos, but also by himself. My point is, can you guys do more crossovers? I've watched the ones you've done many times, I need more.

  • @sleepyote
    @sleepyote7 жыл бұрын

    This moive would be better if everyone was replaced by Taz.

  • @fruit86

    @fruit86

    7 жыл бұрын

    Tru

  • @sirbeary6438

    @sirbeary6438

    7 жыл бұрын

    tru

  • @BE-fw1lr

    @BE-fw1lr

    7 жыл бұрын

    It's raining gems. Hallelujah.

  • @sirbeary6438

    @sirbeary6438

    7 жыл бұрын

    Bp Elliott Yup

  • @espurr4043

    @espurr4043

    7 жыл бұрын

    tru

  • @yeetthebeatout6906
    @yeetthebeatout69062 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: Sharks, including great whites, actually avoid dolphins since they are known to be so violent that they murder baby porpoises and dolphins for fun.

  • @aho9071
    @aho90716 жыл бұрын

    Even in film you can still see abuse in the whale. I would literally jump in the water to attempt telling the shark "you will be forced to do tricks"

  • @sierramccutchen3531
    @sierramccutchen35317 жыл бұрын

    "Are these two going to stop making out?": a question you continue to ask yourself all throughout high school.

  • @nickprice8907
    @nickprice89076 жыл бұрын

    5:03 oh, those no good coral stealers!

  • @tthomaselli2
    @tthomaselli26 жыл бұрын

    13:07-13:11.; I miss The Nostalgia Critic's "Chuck Norris!" running joke/meme.

  • @protaeya
    @protaeya7 жыл бұрын

    When I learned my TV had 3D support and got this movies blu-ray I was surprised it actually works and is even serviceable by my nonexistent standards. That doesn't change the fact I got bad a headache after viewing it, yes the 3D is a huge factor but the plot is also to blame. (Fun fact: the 3D version of the movie is hidden in the special features)

  • @InMaTeofDeath
    @InMaTeofDeath7 жыл бұрын

    This was my favorite Jaws movie as a kid.

  • @carlosrvra

    @carlosrvra

    7 жыл бұрын

    This is the first of the Jaws movies I saw, and while the first is by far the superior of the franchise, I could understand why younger 80s kids might find this more entertaining, what with the more action and the cheap 3D and the Sea World elements.

  • @SpookyHoleGaming

    @SpookyHoleGaming

    7 жыл бұрын

    if it was then here's a cool fact! you can meet the two dolphins from this movie at seaworld's park "Discovery Cove"!! yes they are still alive!!

  • @BoomerangManKnownAsTimothy
    @BoomerangManKnownAsTimothyАй бұрын

    4:26 i started fucking LOSING it when i heard the banging bro

  • @ThatDangerousWolf
    @ThatDangerousWolf3 жыл бұрын

    10:16 to 10:40 made me cry laughing 😂😂😂😂

  • @HEYitzED

    @HEYitzED

    10 ай бұрын

    I lost it when Taz showed up 😂

  • @strawberrylatta4234
    @strawberrylatta42347 жыл бұрын

    This was a bad time to watch this and try to avoid laughing at one in the morning when your mom thinks your asleep.

  • @iMORTIsieteVOi

    @iMORTIsieteVOi

    6 жыл бұрын

    pretty edgy id say

  • @some_metalhead

    @some_metalhead

    3 жыл бұрын

    *you’re asleep

  • @strawberrylatta4234

    @strawberrylatta4234

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@some_metalhead thanks for correcting my three year old comment from when i was 14! Means a lot to me.

  • @thecinematicmind
    @thecinematicmind7 жыл бұрын

    Is it true the Blu-ray 3D version works with this?

  • @monkey9208

    @monkey9208

    7 жыл бұрын

    it is true all of it

  • @spawnofkratos11

    @spawnofkratos11

    7 жыл бұрын

    alright Han

  • @Silhouetters

    @Silhouetters

    7 жыл бұрын

    Well, if Chris Stuckman says so....

  • @thecinematicmind

    @thecinematicmind

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yes and no.

  • @AvengerII

    @AvengerII

    7 жыл бұрын

    +The Cinematic Mind If by "Yes," you mean it's crappy as it always was, then yes, the 3-D effect is shitty as it has been for over 60 years never mind the analog or digital technology at work.

  • @johnrambo3831
    @johnrambo3831 Жыл бұрын

    As a kid in the 80’s, I used to watch this one repeatedly. Still love it despite its obvious hilarious flaws.

  • @wanderingfanboy2566
    @wanderingfanboy25665 жыл бұрын

    When i saw this i instantly thought of this, my apologies in advance. 13:54 THE WORLD~! One second has passed......... *swims closer* Two seconds have passed...... *vanish* Three seconds have passed...... *smashes face against glass* Four seconds have passed.... *slowly moves back and charges as glass breaks* Time has begun to move again.

  • @jutstinosXD
    @jutstinosXD7 жыл бұрын

    13:31 made me laugh so hard

  • @YukiKitty
    @YukiKitty7 жыл бұрын

    I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I reupload it so you don't have to!

  • @religious_headwear

    @religious_headwear

    5 жыл бұрын

    No your not!

  • @BrainDeadBoffin
    @BrainDeadBoffin7 жыл бұрын

    After watching Blackfish, Jaws destroying a Sea World park is a positive thing.

  • @ndm13
    @ndm137 жыл бұрын

    I just love it any time Brad Jones makes a cameo.

  • @greyscalebars4633
    @greyscalebars46337 жыл бұрын

    The shark growled.

  • @nicholasmorsovillo2752
    @nicholasmorsovillo27522 жыл бұрын

    I've seen a lot of 80's films in 3d like Friday the 13th part 3 was in 3d and that was a lot better like in one scene where it showed Jason crushing some poor guys skull and they show the guys pop out of his skull and it comes out right at you and with this movie aside from the bad effect of the severed arm was the slow moving 35 foot plus Great White Shark going right at the window of the control room I mean the stupid thing wasn't even moving right up until it smashed nose first right into the window and the only part of the shark that moved right when it made contact with the window was it's mouth and another scene where you can see the shark moving it's tail was when it attacked the underwater tunnels going for the tourists.

  • @mrsircharles2120
    @mrsircharles21206 жыл бұрын

    4:33 started as making out... Now they’re getting beaten by Krusty The Clown

  • @Blaqjaqshellaq
    @Blaqjaqshellaq4 жыл бұрын

    I saw this movie when it first came out. We arrived at the cinema 15 minutes before the movie was scheduled to start, but the line moved so slowly that we didn't get in till after the opening credits were finished! (So we missed the severed arm...)

  • @roberttreacy8271
    @roberttreacy82717 жыл бұрын

    5:35 That Yellow Submarine joke killed me!

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