I have it on good authority that women can't resist the "hello"

@RockJawAnimations123

4 жыл бұрын

Men can't resist it either

@Honda_Man_Sam

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@vishavkishore

4 жыл бұрын

Well @@RockJawAnimations123, H E L L O there

@RockJawAnimations123

4 жыл бұрын

@@vishavkishore oh my~

@ladislavzenisek4056

4 жыл бұрын

@@vishavkishore General Kenobi

You can tell he was genuinely fuming when he threw the rock at Jeremy’s car because he wasn’t shouting.

@javialex930

4 жыл бұрын

He doesn't need to be yelling when he is angry because everybody can see it

@idkwhattoputhere4695

3 жыл бұрын

He’s honestly scary when he’s that quietly mad

@stabbityjoe7588

3 жыл бұрын

Did he hit him in his head

@samhilton1134

3 жыл бұрын

Stabbity Joe He threw the rock because the bonnet could have fallen down when Clarkson hit his car whilst his head was under the bonnet

@spdutahraptor777

Жыл бұрын

@@idkwhattoputhere4695 true, the Mozambique GT episode was another great example

So much tension When he throws the rock at Jezza in Colombia

@onlyhuman5065

4 жыл бұрын

i only did this because it has so many likes and no replies

@air-headedaviator1805

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly I’m amazed they’re still friends that some stressful shit

@chubski2514

4 жыл бұрын

NO ONE TOUCH PEPE

@jordonboring3729

4 жыл бұрын

@@air-headedaviator1805 they're not, the cast doesn't hangout with each other when they're not working.

@raconbacon

4 жыл бұрын

jordon boring thats mainly because that they spend so longer together when working that they dont have much desire to be with each other when not working.

*A l a n d m i n e*

@TheGodCold

4 жыл бұрын

I cracked up far harder than I should've

@tobos8909

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheGodCold I think the only one who didn't crack up more than they should have was jezza

@supernoveable

3 жыл бұрын

Much worse than that is dog s**t.

@jacobbaumgardner3406

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheGodCold Clarkson couldn't either.

@LevonBlueoak

2 жыл бұрын

no no, he's got a point

When isn’t he iconic?

@anzaca1

4 жыл бұрын

When are all three of them no iconic?

@hecticscone

4 жыл бұрын

well its not like they could upload every episode of the grand tour and top gear all in one video!

@Bucket721

4 жыл бұрын

On god tho

@barrackobama5470

4 жыл бұрын

Food tribe is amazing for James being James

@nobodyneedstoknow.7308

4 жыл бұрын

Never

As a kid, Hammond was my favorite. When I was in high school, Jeremy is my favorite. Now I finally realize how funny and brilliant James is.

@respectedgentleman4322

2 жыл бұрын

The 3 stages of life

@familybills2908

2 жыл бұрын

James has always been my fave!

@thestarlightalchemist7333

2 жыл бұрын

James and Hammond are almost tied for me, Hammond slightly beats him out. Jeremy has always been a pillock.

@skonky

2 жыл бұрын

@@thestarlightalchemist7333 but it wouldn’t be the same without him

@MisterChenzy

Жыл бұрын

@@thestarlightalchemist7333 Jeremy is actually the genius behind all of the chemistry, journalist research, insanity and everything we love about the real Top Gear or The Grand Tour. But his on-camera-presenter-persona was always the one of a pillock, on purpose. In private he is known as being an overall hard working great person, father, pet owner etc.

4:56 my vocabulary when i'm at home 4:42 my vocabulary at parties

@ghostofoutlaw

4 жыл бұрын

As if you have ever been invited to a party.

@oscarmasters9307

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghostofoutlaw you good there, champ?

@lebah8555

3 жыл бұрын

halo

@barham5844

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghostofoutlaw As if you have a hairline.

@ghostofoutlaw

3 жыл бұрын

@@barham5844 6-month-old comment.

Unpopular opinion: James May would be amazing to hang out with. The best of the 3. He’s a lot like me in the respect that we both are banks of useless information

@subtlerooster9265

4 жыл бұрын

I second that

@janpruijser8649

4 жыл бұрын

Correction. That’s a popular opinion.

@ernanipozza

4 жыл бұрын

I would pay huge amounts of cash to be in the "Our Man in Japan" travel with him.

@johndawhale3197

4 жыл бұрын

There's no such thing as useless information...

@AndoniOlea

4 жыл бұрын

@@ernanipozza i agree with your comment. I would absolutly like that.

Favourite James May's moment, him shouting "Clarkson!!!!" every single time.

@chair5728

4 жыл бұрын

Andri Zulkifli Maestro best girl.

@denja964

4 жыл бұрын

or him laughing

@acrazy834

4 жыл бұрын

As an American, it had to be him saying "Cock" each time

@gyromane2505

3 жыл бұрын

you read that fanfic to no way.

I'd like to talk about *A R S E*

@rndmzr153

4 жыл бұрын

C O M E O N J A M E S

@joempoem478

Жыл бұрын

H E L L O

_random explosion_ "there's only one explanation for this." 0:37

@mrp111

3 жыл бұрын

replys "what" blandly

Captain slow was a gift from the heavens.

@subtlerooster9265

4 жыл бұрын

The messiah we don't deserve

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

A blessing from the Lord

1:47 James decided to play the Windows XP shutdown sound however he inconveniently bonked his head

@MondySpartan

3 жыл бұрын

*An error occurred while trying to shut down.*

@joedowle5225

3 жыл бұрын

I want my laptop to shut down like that!

@animeOfDarkness405

2 жыл бұрын

@@MondySpartan there is way Trim youtube video online to where you wznt the clip then trim it jsmes may xp sound then convert it to wma then go to sounds thdn click on windows shutdown then insert that wma file If your windows 10 go personalisation by right click

0:22 That swift head movement after his voice cracked was actually iconic

@waxwinged_hound

Жыл бұрын

That utter bewilderment on his face at what his voice just did gets me every time

@layonyatsu7203

Жыл бұрын

@@waxwinged_hound he always do that whenever he is weirded out and honestly it's my favorite thing about him 😂

Something: *blows up* James: CLARKSON

Explaining to Jeremy how a hybrid engine works: "I can't dumb it down to your level cause I'm affraid of hights" may be the best one yet.

Legend has it that James May's "CLARKSON!!!" shout can rip a hole in the space-time continuum.

@borschtisgud

3 жыл бұрын

0:38

“Great News!” “What?!” Proceed to loose it with the audience 🤣 idk why it was so funny!

@nikolanikola8543

4 жыл бұрын

Because of the Dacia Sandero joke

0:26 the greatest single second in television history

@familybills2908

2 жыл бұрын

I loved that smile 🤣 COCKING

@layonyatsu7203

Жыл бұрын

The single shot of James "I know what you're thinking" face afterwards is the cherry on top lmao

You must have included the "Bellow of a wild animal *Clarksonnnnnnnnn* "

@chhavimanichoubey9437

4 жыл бұрын

Also James may sumimasen

@veryanonymous3630

4 жыл бұрын

@@chhavimanichoubey9437 Also a million other things. Honestly not sure you could get them all in any video

@chhavimanichoubey9437

4 жыл бұрын

@@veryanonymous3630 man decades of footage to go through hahha

3:14 “How much does it weigh James?” “What units would you like?” “Tons-“ “5”

2:40 "Well done James you just invented the electric train" *gates of hell open*

2:27 was probably the most intense laughter they’ve ever had in the studio

@domt6802

11 ай бұрын

What ep was it?

you neglected to include the "fully-rigged, rate A1 ocean-going pillock" line from the ground force episode

1:47 James: *sings Windows XP shutdown sound* Camera: So you have chosen... Death...

@ozmobozo

2 жыл бұрын

Some cameras run a specialized Linux kernel maybe that's the reason 😏

James: "so your driving the hearse?" "EXPLOSION" James: "CLARKSOON"

I like how everyone automatically knows Jeremy is up to something when something blows up.

3:53 for your infinite enjoyment

@aryaaswale7316

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks

“is there anything worse than an upturned plug for treading on in the middle of the night?” *james raises hand* “A landmine” I’m dying

1:57 Notice how James is saying: *"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow"* in the same cadence as the horses moving their heads 😂

@Nicole19989

11 ай бұрын

He's always been a stickler for detail.

@MichaelD8393

11 ай бұрын

@@Nicole19989 Right 😂

1:24 the fastest Captain Slowly has ever moved

@dokydukic

4 жыл бұрын

What did he say

@Ann.ex2

3 жыл бұрын

What did he say?

@DewitforDal3

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not about what he said, just look how fast his head moved😂

@thecrownedcapitalist8427

3 жыл бұрын

@@dokydukic I think he said and iconic British curse word starting with C

0:32 Jame barely flinched and the one guy nearly jumped out of his skin. I just found that entertaining how he didn't even skip a beat and started yelling at Clarkson.

@Erwin_Von_Heidenheim

3 жыл бұрын

Hate to break it but 70% of top gear is staged mostly by them three but the BBC has a huge part as well

@Brodrich

3 жыл бұрын

​@@Erwin_Von_Heidenheim I know but it's still funny

Just lightly yeets a rock at Jeremy. Nice video. Well done, good quality.

@subtlerooster9265

4 жыл бұрын

Cheers

4:07 I mean, he's not wrong.

When he says infantile pillack Jeremy's smile is identical to a child's! Priceless footage!

@robertoforner9075

4 жыл бұрын

Darth Stanley Can you get more British than that? I don’t think so

Hello

@subtlerooster9265

4 жыл бұрын

Hola

@ConfusedOxygen

4 жыл бұрын

Hi

@JacoponeDaTodi2

4 жыл бұрын

Ciao

@driverjoe0762

4 жыл бұрын

Konichiwa

@silviorc7913

4 жыл бұрын

Olá

how did you miss him talking about being a bus driver?

@subtlerooster9265

4 жыл бұрын

part 2 perhaps

@evi5tep

4 жыл бұрын

or the "you've given me the baby now get in the back".

@acegik7157

4 жыл бұрын

Its in so many compilations im honestly tired of it, this video had a lot of great clips that i havent seen

@subtlerooster9265

4 жыл бұрын

@@acegik7157 only the finest

I love how he starts a fire with the grinder

‘It’s not a kit car it’s a Lamborghini! Philistine..’

I love the way it transitioned from James getting crushed to James telling Jeremy to tidy up as of James just walked off getting crushed to accuse Jeremy of crushing him

@bdavidson5429

4 жыл бұрын

It was reincarnated

*When puberty hits you HARD* (0:22)

@annabelcranston3618

3 жыл бұрын

What episode is that from x

How much does it weigh? What unit would you like? only James would calculate the weight in both imperial and metric units

I’ve been watching Top Gear since I was 6 and I’m absolutely LIVING for Gen Z’s newfound appreciation of this show and James May especially

The one were Jeremy played the speakers of his car had me dead 😂😂😂😂

@reececollison5101

4 жыл бұрын

I’ll never forget the first time I ever watched that episode. As soon as he pulled out the remote I knew what was coming 😂 I physically couldn’t breathe and I was in so much pain from laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣

@scottkelly1665

5 ай бұрын

hjhkjyiyrjheejrjrgngghkittjfhfhffjf

0:35 Dude might have had genuine PTSD. That or everyone else was deaf.

@zakpizza999

4 жыл бұрын

I duck whenever I hear a loud noise Maybe the others aren't bothered or don't have that reaction

@gf1x119

4 жыл бұрын

I do to but only when playing football cuz I think the ball is gonna fly at my head

He's brilliant and so fuckin adorable, I love him🥺

I liked the "You insufferable oaf" during the USA trip.

1:13 I screamed

James accidentally dumping seawater onto his head was possibly the hardest I’ve ever laughed watching TG/GT.

James's calamitous oversight with the fish tank is one of the funniest moments of TG/GT I think I've ever seen.

2:50 H: "Is that the control for his- heheheehe" C: "Ready, steady and-" BBBBBBRRRRTTCHTTCHTTCHEKFJRJTJ M: "For God's sake. You're so unfunny."

@Doctor_Robert

4 жыл бұрын

"God above." *crashes into the Volvo*

@borschtisgud

3 жыл бұрын

"Is that the control for his- **wheeze** "*

Great news! *WHAT!* my favorite part

2:53 greatest moment in top gear history. change my mind.

Thank god the BBC picked him as a presenter once upon a time or we may never have known the greatness of May.

May: Speaks with keeping his cool even when he's angry Also May: Throws the rock at you

2:05 is hilarious

That bit at 2:52, when they sabotaged James' "banging stereo for the tunes", that's a classic...

Jeremy - something worse than an upturned plug James - a landmine. 4:04 Never gets old

i can’t believe there are fan edits of james may i’m so happy

Parts 2-4 are up now

@Bucket721

4 жыл бұрын

On god tho

@univrao

4 жыл бұрын

Subbed

This is amazing! That's the hardest I've laughed in a while. Thank you for this!

No matter how many times ive watched this its still amazing

The best joke he ever told was the Peugeot joke on the news

omg that voice crack!!

0:22 I replayed that too many times

the "i will punch your lights out" is goated

4:38 “hello”

I love him sm

i love the fact that jeremy is so aware of james' ocd that he goes to great lengths to annoy him lmaoooo

this is why james will always be my favorite

1:56 OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

@rodan8824

4 жыл бұрын

You have 1 too much. :)

I need more james may voice cracks in my life

James: *starts a fire* Also James *Kicks the fire*

My fave presenter of the trio!

*The 3 are perfect with each other!*

He is amazing! I’d love to meet him!

James May is a national treasure

he is my favorite person

The face he made entering cocking🤣🤣🤣

0:33 while the rest of the crew flinches at the explosion James is so used to it he just looks disappointed and annoyed

4:12 i like how the bottle says "for legal reasons this is not vodka"

James: “aNd nOw” Richard: “i tHiNk iTs tHe NeWs!”

Take a shot every time he says Clarkson

Ruddy legend he is.

1:05 🤣😭

One downvote from Jeremy Clarkson

@subtlerooster9265

4 жыл бұрын

What a pillock

@racehork7314

4 жыл бұрын

this isn't reddit lmao you can't "downvote"

@BLUELEADER78

4 жыл бұрын

@@racehork7314, the videos you can.

@WillyWarby

4 жыл бұрын

@@racehork7314 r/woosh Bite me

@racehork7314

4 жыл бұрын

William Warby how do you turn that into an r/whoosh, you don't even know the intent of the original person who wrote the comment you pillock 😂🤦‍♀️

*James goes to get a car* *Clarkson* : “Can you think of anyone on God’s green earth, less suited to this task?” *James* : *Immediately shot without hesitation*

Im the 300th sub :)

@subtlerooster9265

4 жыл бұрын

Cheers 👍👍👍

2:18 Has he just invented the Hyperloop?

James May is a different kind of iconic meme.

1:47 LMAO why is that so funny?!!?

Not him calling the police 'The fifty'

Road sign: Cocking James: 😏

The second clip is everywhere

I subbed

@subtlerooster9265

4 жыл бұрын

Good man

James May being iconic 7 days a week

1:23 What happened here?!

such crushing critics from one so handsome

*may fazes into existence * "hello"