James Acaster's Childhood Roadtrip To Devon | COLD LASAGNE HATE MYSELF 1999

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Once, in 1999, I listened to the entirety of the All Saints self-titled debut album 'All Saints' in the back of a Nissan Bluebird during a journey from Kettering all the way to Ilfracombe... no skips!
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“There’s a rush you get when you watch a routine that has been burnished to gem-like perfection, every phrase and pause chiseled and grooved to maximize the surprise; I felt drunk on it after two hours of this set. Joke after joke operates on a plane to which standup seldom ascends.” - The Guardian
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  • @amanbytheway
    @amanbytheway2 жыл бұрын

    Honestly James, Cold lasagne is a masterpiece, my favourite piece of comedy I have seen in years. Thank you for all the joy. Much love.

  • @laceybabay1013

    @laceybabay1013

    2 жыл бұрын

    It’s so good! James is amazing.

  • @billysuter

    @billysuter

    2 жыл бұрын

    This set floored me haven't laughed like that in a very very long time

  • @suckfuldodger

    @suckfuldodger

    2 жыл бұрын

    where can you watch it?

  • @TC_here
    @TC_here2 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant! My discman had a sticker that read "Anti-skip".. What a crock of sh*te that was..

  • @andygilbert1877

    @andygilbert1877

    2 жыл бұрын

    It worked on mine…I never skipped while listening to it! :)

  • @TheBurdenOfHope

    @TheBurdenOfHope

    2 жыл бұрын

    Mine had, and I think it was labelled “ABS” (not car-brake related) that just made everything sound better. Like, I don’t why that wasn’t the default setting. It made no sense. My Aria disc man was orange and it was good.

  • @RongleBringer

    @RongleBringer

    2 жыл бұрын

    Some of them had a feature you could toggle that would read a second or two ahead and store it in a tiny amount of memory so that if the laser lost track it could make up the gap. I think it did work for me (also back in 1999) but I recall it would run the battery down much faster, and in those days rechargeable AA batteries were a rarer thing, so I had to be judicious about choosing when to use it. Lifesaver on a bumpy schoolbus though.

  • @timwatkins7392

    @timwatkins7392

    Жыл бұрын

    @@andygilbert1877 vy vy vy

  • @mmabouts

    @mmabouts

    Жыл бұрын

    4 seconds worth

  • @Space_Trucker
    @Space_Trucker2 жыл бұрын

    I just bought the full stand up because of these clips and it's totally worth it. Really, shockingly good, creative, and hilarious. I highly recommend it!

  • @RichardDuncan
    @RichardDuncan2 жыл бұрын

    From start to finish that just kept on giving 😂🤣 Brilliant!

  • @jdhathrisen
    @jdhathrisen2 жыл бұрын

    Keeping em LEVEL. Fully burst out laughing. Try having one on its side in your blazer pocket during a lesson, with one ear bud up your sleeve! That's a challenge!

  • @5th_cellar

    @5th_cellar

    Жыл бұрын

    I took mine...jogging! It went exactly as you'd expect.

  • @marthacochrane484
    @marthacochrane4842 жыл бұрын

    I love James and his wacky, original humour...........so needed in these times!...Thanks James

  • @hannahgoodman8677
    @hannahgoodman86772 жыл бұрын

    “Thank you, I killed a man.” Very tempted to use this in future!

  • @janeeyre1990
    @janeeyre19902 жыл бұрын

    I'm five years younger than James (born 1990), and it was a CD player in the back of the van for me. Which is a blessing because I have ADHD and related incoordination (dyspraxia), and can't keep a discman level to save my life. Or perform steady-handed surgery to save someone else's.

  • @spencerraney4979
    @spencerraney49792 жыл бұрын

    I remember being on a science club field trip for my middle school in 2007, and I put a CD player at the top of my backup on top of some books, and I had the headphones on so that the chord was hanging off the back of my neck. I sat that way during a long bus ride, listening to Abbey Road, and it didn’t skip (although I thought it did at the end of She’s So Heavy, but the song just ends abruptly).

  • @myyaoibetch
    @myyaoibetch2 жыл бұрын

    In 1999 I was still listening to cassettes in the car lol

  • @iridescentdemon
    @iridescentdemon2 жыл бұрын

    0:28 omg memory unlocked, i remember trying to keep my cd player level on the bus to school and having it skip over bumps lol

  • @LPChipi
    @LPChipi2 жыл бұрын

    This tall old child is hilarious!

  • @robthebeholdertv
    @robthebeholdertv2 жыл бұрын

    "Huh? Yeah, I'll come with you.... Is it about the man I killed?" 2:11

  • @gaia7240
    @gaia72402 жыл бұрын

    2:13 love the "uh" 😂

  • @meredithjacob123
    @meredithjacob123 Жыл бұрын

    Lol literally feels like the first comedian in the world to have a similar brain 😂 building up small little moments in dry but dramatic ways. Could not have laughed harder ♥️

  • @TravisRichey
    @TravisRichey2 жыл бұрын

    I'm making the AWFUL mistake of watching this just days after breaking 2 ribs. It's not important how I broke them, but laughing is KILLING me ~Trav

  • @PabloSanchez-qu6ib

    @PabloSanchez-qu6ib

    2 жыл бұрын

    Heard the on about the German that enters a bar and asks for two bears cold? The barman answers "we only have new beer". I know, not a funny joke and it makes no sense, but I bet your ribs are grateful!

  • @JakobNoone

    @JakobNoone

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@PabloSanchez-qu6ib Very considerate, P! Heartwarming, really. :)

  • @TravisRichey

    @TravisRichey

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@PabloSanchez-qu6ib sincere thanks for telling me a… joke? That ran no risk of making me laugh. Why would some ask for bears in a bar? Bless your face, sir ~Trav

  • @PabloSanchez-qu6ib

    @PabloSanchez-qu6ib

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TravisRichey well, you see, I can't tell you that because it's very very funny.

  • @risperidont

    @risperidont

    2 жыл бұрын

    oh no :( hope you feel better soon

  • @Accal1a
    @Accal1a2 жыл бұрын

    I freaking love this man so much.

  • @otrenigmaandy7443
    @otrenigmaandy74432 жыл бұрын

    Love you James! Grateful for you and your comedy (and tv show appearances lol)

  • @marinusluiten489
    @marinusluiten4892 жыл бұрын

    Time of death, 8:37… good stuff

  • @tradutorajuliana
    @tradutorajuliana2 жыл бұрын

    i've watched this special twice and tonight Im gonna watch again o/

  • @kristianmikoczi4853
    @kristianmikoczi48533 ай бұрын

    I first saw him on Netflix and can't stop watching...my favorite comedian by far, truly funny

  • @seanbeads6330
    @seanbeads6330Ай бұрын

    plane bit is one of the best bits I've ever heard

  • @superdrwholock
    @superdrwholock2 жыл бұрын

    I love him

  • @Enerrah
    @Enerrah2 жыл бұрын

    Love it!

  • @asadzaffer
    @asadzaffer2 жыл бұрын

    Masterpiece

  • @pluviophile._.j
    @pluviophile._.j2 жыл бұрын

    I laughed and related in equal measures.

  • @matildatheoboldt2261
    @matildatheoboldt22612 жыл бұрын

    I'm thinking of trying my hand in stand up and I don't want to be a Chapelle or a Jeselnik that just rely on controversy or shock value for their act. I look up to Acaster, a genuinely hilarious comic that can appeal to anyone by just being plain hilarious. I doubt Chapelle or his ilk could go without their crutch for fifteen minutes and get more than a couple awkward chuckles. This is a real comic

  • @dyodoleu

    @dyodoleu

    5 ай бұрын

    Chapelle REALLY fell off. Hard. I remember watching him as a teenager and found him genuinely funny (and not just because I was a teenager, lmao I just realised I set myself up there) but what he does now compared to back then is like night and day. He's became an old man shaking his fist angrily at passing clouds

  • @angelicarollin
    @angelicarollin Жыл бұрын

    That. Was. Perfect.

  • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
    @SUPER_WOLFMOON Жыл бұрын

    James Acaster is on 🔥!

  • @kathleencove
    @kathleencove6 ай бұрын

    The steady hands of a heart surgeon bit is no joke 😭 😂

  • @jobejeffers9177
    @jobejeffers91772 жыл бұрын

    You, sir, are a genus!!!

  • @bobryant442
    @bobryant4422 жыл бұрын

    You need to make more stand up specials m8.

  • @tarangssketchesandstuff361
    @tarangssketchesandstuff3612 жыл бұрын

    is it about the man i killed?

  • @smoosev89
    @smoosev892 жыл бұрын

    we bought that cd on a cartrip to cornwall circa 2002

  • @chelseaclark6760
    @chelseaclark67604 ай бұрын

    Wow, I haven't thought about All Saints in a very long time

  • @carveylover
    @carveylover2 жыл бұрын

    It will always the worse when my mom hit a bump and my discman would just be ruined. If I could time it right I could gently lift the discman up in synergy with my mother going over the bump.

  • @siyabongantombela1762
    @siyabongantombela17624 ай бұрын

    Such a good joke 😂😂

  • @tomweston
    @tomweston2 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant. Is that the dream restaurant maître d' I see on the front row?

  • @JehanineMelmoth
    @JehanineMelmoth2 жыл бұрын

    Ah, he was a sweet boy. As for Discmans, I remember Walkmans!

  • @theattemptedartist2308
    @theattemptedartist23082 жыл бұрын

    I'm going to be able to recite the show before I can see it in it's entirety, huh?

  • @D-REN

    @D-REN

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's been available to purchase for ages

  • @DanielleA2023
    @DanielleA20232 жыл бұрын

    👍🏼🌟✨💖💗

  • @edwardgill1882
    @edwardgill18822 жыл бұрын

    '99, diskmans. I had the walkman and use cassettes.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage2 жыл бұрын

    No skips? Not one? I call B.S.

  • @AmoghShetHAV

    @AmoghShetHAV

    2 жыл бұрын

    Given how much he really, really wanted the Spice Girls debut album Spice, I'd say its entirely plausible.

  • @marthacochrane484

    @marthacochrane484

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@AmoghShetHAV hahahha agree!

  • @aidengreen3151
    @aidengreen31512 жыл бұрын

    Does anyone know where I can watch all of it?

  • @ryanscheckel2810

    @ryanscheckel2810

    2 жыл бұрын

    You can purchase it on his website, via Vimeo.

  • @foggrace587

    @foggrace587

    2 жыл бұрын

    the link to buy it is in the description

  • @benvoliothefirst
    @benvoliothefirst2 жыл бұрын

    Greatest living comedian? Probably

  • @GoggledAgog

    @GoggledAgog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Comedians have been dying a lot lately

  • @federico_morilla
    @federico_morilla2 жыл бұрын

    😂🤣🤣

  • @Tis_good1531
    @Tis_good15312 жыл бұрын

    Scintillating

  • @staceyj1733
    @staceyj1733 Жыл бұрын

    I just realized, I'm not sure I've ever heard James laugh.

  • @boop-9167

    @boop-9167

    6 ай бұрын

    I recommend searching for him on the show 'Blockbusters'

  • @dyodoleu

    @dyodoleu

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@boop-9167he really stole my heart on blockbuster, it was endearing seeing him crack up he's got a cute laugh 😂

  • @satchguitar84
    @satchguitar842 жыл бұрын

    Just noticed how much Mr Bean influenced him in his physical acting. Pretty awesome.

  • @MegaJotie

    @MegaJotie

    2 жыл бұрын

    I don't think Acaster would appreciate the mention of Mr Bean much these days. Especially being likened to the man. Or maybe he would. Idk.

  • @lizsheldon570

    @lizsheldon570

    2 жыл бұрын

    Boy, that’s a bit of a yikes, considering that Atkinson knicked his girlfriend…

  • @Fabulous439
    @Fabulous4392 жыл бұрын

    Love Love to see James live, seen Josh last wk & he was absolutely awful, one person laughed in 2hrs..

  • @richiecabral3602
    @richiecabral3602 Жыл бұрын

    Hey brother, I'm a big fan. Love your work, but I don't quite understand the logic. I paid three different times to watch this act halfway around the world in the middle of the night, when I could stay awake, but what horrible deal did you sign that I can't pay somewhere to watch it over again complete? Good on you for quitting whatever, or whatever it is you're going through. I'll respect your journey, but I already paid money, and am willing to pay more to just see this. I didn't need the other thing.

  • @Westcoast10
    @Westcoast102 жыл бұрын

    The fact that you refer to yourself as a comedian is hilarious

  • @SteMail926

    @SteMail926

    2 жыл бұрын

    you wouldn't get it, joker boy

  • @Westcoast10

    @Westcoast10

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@SteMail926 this dude the male version of Amy shumer, you a whole 🤡 for even finding this dude funny

  • @ghostwitch644

    @ghostwitch644

    2 жыл бұрын

    Joker profile picture lmao

  • @Westcoast10

    @Westcoast10

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ghostwitch644 mfs name is Benjamin lmao

  • @perjrgenkristiansen8812
    @perjrgenkristiansen8812 Жыл бұрын

    😴😴😴😴😴😴🤣

  • @perjrgenkristiansen8812
    @perjrgenkristiansen8812 Жыл бұрын

    😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

  • @airfryerrotisseriechicken491
    @airfryerrotisseriechicken4912 жыл бұрын

    How much money does this guy paid to get recommended to people

  • @negevcohen3181
    @negevcohen31812 жыл бұрын

    Unsubscribe this wingy woke " comedian", done.

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