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If James does become Doctor Who, his TARDIS should look like a cardboard box folded in the most satisfying way.

@renatinharnc

2 жыл бұрын

OR a very poorly built one xD

@DarthChewie

2 жыл бұрын

@@renatinharnc Definitely. James is pure chaos. Satisfying build? Sounds more like Jon Richardson.

@cliff7487

2 жыл бұрын

this didnt age well unfortunately

@fairy5668

Жыл бұрын

@@DarthChewie y'all obviously haven't seen James' netflix specials

@DarthChewie

Жыл бұрын

@@fairy5668 I most certainly have.

"Imagine if someone takes out Judy loves comment so there's no context to what James said" James does precisely that and makes it the intro of the video

I want James Acaster as Bond. Undercover, of course, as Pat Springfield

@benjaminthompson8359

2 жыл бұрын

I think it's Pat Springleaf. I changed my Zoom name display to that after watching his special.

@tomfrost2600

2 жыл бұрын

He literally shouts “Springleaf!” in the sketch multiple times

@BarackObamaJedi

2 жыл бұрын

@@tomfrost2600 lmao oops

Only if Sara gets to be on Dr Who too, these two need to do another show together.

I loved that Ghost Shirt segment in his routine

@kirstygunn9149

Жыл бұрын

His bit about working with special needs kids is bloody funny too .

Sara Pascoe and James Acaster is the greatest double act I never knew I needed

I feel like James would make an excellent Dr Who, but would make an even better and more terrifyingly chaotic Bond villain!

I loved Judi's obviously fake confidence and Jonathans reaction to it. She played so well into the jokes xD "Where's the buzzer!?"

14:05 Not many people start a sentence with "I'll tell you what, I cannot tell you..." 😂😂🤣🤣

James was born to be Dr Who. And also to make us happy.

@HOTD108_

2 жыл бұрын

Bad idea. Each Doctor should be unique, but James would just be a copy paste of Matt Smith. Boring choice.

@rooty

Жыл бұрын

@@HOTD108_ he'd be nothing like matt smith because he'd be good

@MistahJigglah

11 ай бұрын

​@@HOTD108_ I honestly think James would be better as 'The Master', However, I don't think he would be anything like Matt Smith, if anything I think he might come off too much like Baker, but without the feigned interest, once he settled into the role. A long arc saga with Richard Ayoade as the Doctor, but basically just "the character" (tv version Richard) and James as The Master(he can always come back) would be absolutely fantastic.

I think I had this on in the background the first time I saw this, so I somehow missed the badassery of Jonathan Ross telling Jimmy Carr off in what seems to be a genuine moment. That was the most cathartic thing I've ever seen on a Big Fat Quiz.

James Acaster is a gift to the world.

James seems like he would be terrific to have a beer with 🍻

@zonermaguire

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly if he got drunk I wouldn't be able to tell

@milehighhokie269

8 ай бұрын

A good ladle of punch would be even better

Has anyone noticed James is wearing a piece of Off Menu merch? I need one of those shirts.

Where's the part about Jimmy going HAHAHAHAHA! in the background of an Ed Sheeran song? That made me laugh so hard

I just cant get enough of him lol

James as Dr Who needs to happen like yesterday.

@renatinharnc

2 жыл бұрын

YES!

@startown4814

2 жыл бұрын

maybe let a couple non white or non man actors play the doctor before we return back to quirky white dudes.

@royal7800

2 жыл бұрын

@@startown4814 why? Seriously, what is the benefit of compromising on quality and entertainment value in a TV show? I know it’s considered as more “progressive”, but I genuinely don’t get the logic. Just another form of discrimination.

@joemorton9200

2 жыл бұрын

@@royal7800 you could've made a good point but that last sentence just ruined it. It doesn't compromise doctor who's story by having a non white man or woman

@royal7800

2 жыл бұрын

Look, I’m very much for equality, and I don’t think that turning down someone because of their skin colour, as suggested here, will in fact create a more equal society. Also, I’m not really sure what you mean by media catering to “white people”. Do “white people” necessarily have a different taste than other groups? I find that sort of generalisation to be potentially offending to both “white” and “coloured” people. By compromise I was referring to a situation where you have somebody who’s ideal for the part, but the only reason he doesn’t get it is due to his shade of skin. If that’s not discriminatory, then what is it? Not to say that the intention isn’t good and all, but still beats the purpose IMO. BTW, I am from an ethnic minority (and non-English), dunno why it’s relevant.

Such a delight, thanx!

I love everyone in this panel, Jimmy included :) .💞

If Acaster is Dr Who he needs to wear that cool tshirt to do so.

3:31 you can hear James almost say 'her' but then a light bulb lit up and he changed it to 'big black woman'

Her hips lied 😂😂

i just realised he’s wearing off menu merch omg

I feel like with the right director you could get a really good James as the doctor

The fact he had a cooler bag is evidence he should at least audition for dr who.

nice james, get that bag

chaotic amazing

Jimmy's face at 5:35...

Just want to point out to the description this is from the bfq of 2021 not 2020

Doctor Who IS James Acaster!

his face in the thumbnail scares me lol

Long arc saga with James Acaster as The Master and Richard Ayoade as The Doctor. Sorry James, i just think you'd play that chaotic evil perfectly, And you can never have too much awkward. But, you'd need to get Vic and Bob to direct/produce it, obviously.

@MrPsyJak

6 ай бұрын

Nah you'd need a really straightfaced Doctor for that, like Richard Osman or Jo Brand

@MistahJigglah

6 ай бұрын

@@MrPsyJak Danny Glover, There hasn't been an old doctor since 2, and we'd get to have him react to James' antics with "I'm WAY too old for this $**+"

James would be incredible as the Doctor. The show could use some lightheartedness back. Also imagine his outfit! Mustard all the way!

Cousins by chance, lovers by choice

Doctor who wants to be ginger so James could be the doctor!

Grace Brown 1 second ago I keep coming back every so often and watching the specific clip where James says “ha ha... where’s it gone? I burnt it when we split up.” It’s permanently seared into my brain and its hilarious every time.

3 times is bloody mary

Original movie 3 times, 5 times in the sequel.

@cyrose6324

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was 5 to difference themselves from Beetlejuice? I haven't seen it in ages tho so cant say much

Does the Tardis have free bananas? If he was James Bond, would be accidentally pull a banana instead of a gun?

yup

Am I the only one thinking Sarah and James would make a great couple

@mikefule330

7 ай бұрын

Don't wish that on James Acaster, he's a decent bloke. Have you seen the clips where she was in a relationship with John Robins? She was cringeworthily needy.

2021 not 2020

🐊🎈

So what Japanese toys though?

@rebeccarichason5952

2 жыл бұрын

Microman (Mikuroman) - little robot superhero thingies

Nothing beats fake laughter huh ahahahahahah ahahahaha

I would pay a lot of money to see James Acaster and Pete Davidson do a movie together

@daediaz186

8 ай бұрын

No

It sounds weird when British people use the word reckon. Lol old western American movie word.

@vaudevillian7

Жыл бұрын

Or rather a British English word that’s fallen out of use in the US…

I'm not a fan of Sarah Pascoe's faux naivety but I find James Acaster attractive so I tolerated this. 👍

What's great about James' little (obviously tongue in cheek) message to both franchises is everyone is in on the joke, even the dedicated feminist ON HIS TEAM. Were this American, he'd be making the joke to a silent room, nobody would be reacting out of fear and he'd be cancelled the day after.

@mohammadfarzand4839

2 жыл бұрын

💯 truee

@missbeaussie

2 жыл бұрын

Poor Calum. Can't make your jokes anymore mate?

@joepunk90

2 жыл бұрын

@@missbeaussie well done for proving what he was saying.

@Mariasantacruz2005

2 жыл бұрын

The thing about his joke is that it is obviously sarcastic. He even says “Let’s go backwards together.” It’s obvious he’s not being serious. There are some jokes that are clearly satirical, poking fun at ignorant people (James’ joke here) and then there are jokes that are less tasteful, and are meant to hurt others.

@martinhall-mounsey6468

2 жыл бұрын

It's also interesting to see that they edited the scene. He originally says "please don't cast a big black woman" while looking at Judi Love. But then it gets edited so he only says "to both franchises don't cast a woman."

Neither of these two can speak properly they think "th" is pronounced as "f or v".

@mrianwonder6527

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, they speak English, PROPERLY not like an american.

I hadn't realized the BBC was putting out a bunch of propaganda too.

@juliuspearson9390

2 жыл бұрын

do u not like ghosts

@mikesim6589

2 жыл бұрын

@@juliuspearson9390 Are you suggesting that ghosts are propaganda?

@carlthomas8746

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikesim6589 Well what else in this segment sugest that it is propaganda?

@mikesim6589

2 жыл бұрын

@@carlthomas8746 If you're unaware as to what is propaganda. I will never be able to help.

@carlthomas8746

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikesim6589 If you think anything in this video is propaganda you have some serious issues

shame his stand up is now woke nonsense

@daediaz186

8 ай бұрын

Lol it was just like three political jokes calm down

Sara is so un-funny

@tmwaster8044

2 жыл бұрын

Disagree but ok

@mrianwonder6527

2 жыл бұрын

She's always been unfunny, but they need to have a crazy feminist on these shows sometimes to tick all the boxes.

@noix666dezephir

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrianwonder6527 Oh yeah, someone being vocal about equality between men and women. How terrible…

@Mariasantacruz2005

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrianwonder6527 ew

@mrianwonder6527

2 жыл бұрын

@@noix666dezephir No, you mean trying to destory equality. I am on the side of equality, she is a feminist who are against equality and want to be treated far better than men are, and at our expense.