ISMO | Girls are Mean

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  • @lassala
    @lassalaАй бұрын

    Hello, Netflix, give this man a special!! :)

  • @scott-richards

    @scott-richards

    Ай бұрын

    100%

  • @rouchar

    @rouchar

    Ай бұрын

    Yes! From your mouth to their ears!

  • @mofugginLubes

    @mofugginLubes

    Ай бұрын

    Just saw him tonight and he said he had a 1 hour special coming soon, follow his socials for release dates!

  • @lassala

    @lassala

    Ай бұрын

    @@mofugginLubes awesome!

  • @shafly67

    @shafly67

    Ай бұрын

    He’s not LGBTQ enough and he’s too funny

  • @ChubbyAmadeusFan
    @ChubbyAmadeusFanАй бұрын

    I loved Ismo because he is different. That Finnish accent and humble delivery. I hope he doesn't get too Americanized.

  • @user-wv5ip2zk1e
    @user-wv5ip2zk1eАй бұрын

    being single after many years (for me was 15 years)... exciting and odd feeling at the same time. Best to you, and appreciate all the laughs from your videos

  • @Prometheus669
    @Prometheus669Ай бұрын

    We love you bro stay strong

  • @user-gk9lg5sp4y
    @user-gk9lg5sp4yАй бұрын

    Go ask her out, all she can say is no... 😂😂😂

  • @andrejlinhart205

    @andrejlinhart205

    Ай бұрын

    This is something Ismo would say s/

  • @jessenic

    @jessenic

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@peketee2278I think the joke was that they can say much worse than no 😅

  • @mphays

    @mphays

    Ай бұрын

    She can say no AND hit you over the head with her 10' pole. You also have to look out for the "chicks" that lift their skirts and say "You have to have a pole bigger than mine in order for me to date you."

  • @DarianCohen

    @DarianCohen

    Ай бұрын

    And do much worse than simply say anything

  • @ZarkowsWorld

    @ZarkowsWorld

    Ай бұрын

    She could also take a video and post it online, as some creepy women are now doing.

  • @user-sh9ws8ri9n
    @user-sh9ws8ri9nАй бұрын

    Love your comedy!!😂👍

  • @ndrmkhn6559
    @ndrmkhn6559Ай бұрын

    ten foot pole? Strange things we say to show we don't like somebody. In Russia to show that, we say "I wouldn't sit to shit with the guy on a same field".

  • @mikeymcmikeface5599

    @mikeymcmikeface5599

    Ай бұрын

    imagine sitting to shit on a field

  • @kathorsees

    @kathorsees

    Ай бұрын

    ​​@@mikeymcmikeface5599imagine carrying a 10-foot pole everywhere. answer: nobody in does that, just as nobody goes to shit in a field. it's just an expression. unless you're out in the woods camping or something.

  • @mikeymcmikeface5599

    @mikeymcmikeface5599

    Ай бұрын

    I was ironic.

  • @kathorsees

    @kathorsees

    Ай бұрын

    @@mikeymcmikeface5599 I see, sorry for getting defensive! Too many times I had to explain that we don't actually ride on bears around here. On the other hand, I wish we were doing that, or anything else silly and harmless, instead of what the government is up to these days.

  • @kathorsees

    @kathorsees

    Ай бұрын

    Huh! Makes sense. Thanks for sharing ^^

  • @TheReetu234
    @TheReetu234Ай бұрын

    You are great ❤😊 love you Ismo

  • @nihatsavmaz6677
    @nihatsavmaz6677Ай бұрын

    i am sorry for you man. İ hope you find true love soon.

  • @Glornt
    @GlorntАй бұрын

    Besides that, a 10 foot pole is difficult to maneuver, so touching someone with it could lead to an injury.

  • @lounamana
    @lounamanaАй бұрын

    We need you on netflix!

  • @saraiortiz2334
    @saraiortiz2334Ай бұрын

    @Netflix give him his own comedy special!!!

  • @user-dt7bl9wi5e
    @user-dt7bl9wi5eАй бұрын

    "this is nice'😂

  • @scuzzellbutt
    @scuzzellbuttАй бұрын

    I love Ismo! But seriously, if you want a date, stop talking to girls. Talk to women..

  • @ardekakka
    @ardekakkaАй бұрын

    hyvin näyttää menevän, toivottavasti meneekin, tsemiä ismolle

  • @MatthewSmith-cp3hu
    @MatthewSmith-cp3huАй бұрын

    he is so funny

  • @dennislindqvist1265
    @dennislindqvist1265Ай бұрын

    I understand the frustration if you come from a country like Finland. It's equal in terms of interaction there and I've never heard a woman say anything like that when I've been in the country.

  • @marias6583

    @marias6583

    Ай бұрын

    Women can be a lot more critical than men, and not to mention they gossip about the men that approached them with their friends

  • @hawkins347

    @hawkins347

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@marias6583 As if men don't gossip about women amongst themselves, I've overheard some disgusting shit being said by guys when they didn't think we could hear them.

  • @epalacios1502
    @epalacios1502Ай бұрын

    Single now? I just saw him do a wife joke a week ago. I guess it didn't go well at home.

  • @Elecjester
    @ElecjesterАй бұрын

    us girls ARE mean, we tried to warn you in 2004 =)

  • @the0user
    @the0userАй бұрын

    Stay up brother. Single to mingle is the way.

  • @Derpster2493
    @Derpster2493Ай бұрын

    If you offered me a drink, I would only drink it through a ten foot straw.

  • @MikkoRantalainen

    @MikkoRantalainen

    Ай бұрын

    You must suck a lot to drink anything through a ten foot straw.

  • @mikeymcmikeface5599
    @mikeymcmikeface5599Ай бұрын

    audio screwed up again

  • @tonyr3090
    @tonyr3090Ай бұрын

    Love this guy! I just really hope he doesn't fall into line like every other comedian with the adapted American cadence and delivery style. And that the jokes remain clean.

  • @kmoecub

    @kmoecub

    Ай бұрын

    Where have you been? His jokes aren't all clean.

  • @jerekorva

    @jerekorva

    Ай бұрын

    imho his comedic style has been approaching the 'murican style. mainly the mannerisms, but still. and without remaining still, he seems to be moving on the stage.

  • @tonyr3090

    @tonyr3090

    Ай бұрын

    @@jerekorvaYou're exactly right. That's why I thought I'd mention it.

  • @theartofliving5001
    @theartofliving5001Ай бұрын

    I remembered an episode of Friends, where they poke the naked guy with a self made pole (poking device), to see if he's still alive or dead. 🤣

  • @Zymynca

    @Zymynca

    Ай бұрын

    HE´S ALIVE!!!!....and yet we are still poking him, (poke poke poke poke poke) okay okay retract the pole, one of the best friends moments xD

  • @theartofliving5001

    @theartofliving5001

    Ай бұрын

    @@Zymynca Yep! Friends is the best. But can never watch it with the same joy again, knowing Matthew Perry is no longer with us. Chandler is my favorite character. 💔

  • @doris_alfer
    @doris_alferАй бұрын

    ❤❤❤😊

  • @fam4449
    @fam4449Ай бұрын

    Ask out blind girls

  • @TheBlackClockOfTime
    @TheBlackClockOfTimeАй бұрын

    Oh my god, that is vitun hilarious.

  • @SuperVstech
    @SuperVstechАй бұрын

    I take it to mean, she wouldn’t touch him if he HAD A TEN FOOT POLE!

  • @Skeppsvrak

    @Skeppsvrak

    Ай бұрын

    Nah, the expression means that you are so revolting that even touching you with a long pole feels disgusting and "too close".

  • @deemc7756
    @deemc7756Ай бұрын

    😮

  • @marekjanovsky
    @marekjanovskyАй бұрын

    Enjoy your freedom and singleness :-D

  • @laurajamil8943
    @laurajamil8943Ай бұрын

    Yes, we are.😊

  • @mikeymcmikeface5599

    @mikeymcmikeface5599

    Ай бұрын

    I don't find it funny.

  • @ThunderPants13
    @ThunderPants133 күн бұрын

    I've never been to Poland, but I think I can safely say there's not a Pole there who's ten feet. Maybe the girl would touch you with a 6'0" Pole.....

  • @VesaAijala
    @VesaAijalaАй бұрын

    What about 5 foot pole then? :D And why does it need to have feets... thats is so weird. :D

  • @xlynx9
    @xlynx9Ай бұрын

    You have to visualise the pole length you would touch someone at, then +1. So you wouldn't touch this particular individual with an 11 foot pole.

  • @MobiusBandwidth
    @MobiusBandwidthАй бұрын

    what about a 20 foot pole? would she touch him with one of those, just to see? maybe work her way down to a 5 foot pole eventually. but if it seems like a bad idea, she's got a pole, so she can keep him at bay. probably a good policy to carry one, and practice with it first.

  • @tvr6628
    @tvr6628Ай бұрын

    Sama Suomeksi,kiitos

  • @YouTubeCensor
    @YouTubeCensorАй бұрын

    Remember when captions used to be optional?

  • @jouldalk
    @jouldalk28 күн бұрын

    I thought the guy was married...

  • @marias6583
    @marias6583Ай бұрын

    Waitttt what happened to your wife ??

  • @MikkoRantalainen

    @MikkoRantalainen

    Ай бұрын

    Ismo and Angelika divorced in 2021. They are still friends but not a couple. They wrote together a book about divorse called "Unelmaero - elämä 2.0". As far as I know, it has been published in Finnish only. There's a pretty good news article about the divorse titled "Ismo ja Angelika Leikola miettivät 5 vuotta, pitäisikö heidän erota vai ei - yksi oivallus oli ratkaiseva". Google translate seems to do acceptable work with that article.

  • @laythbarzangi8477

    @laythbarzangi8477

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@MikkoRantalainen Did the flu/earplugs incident have anything to do with it? 😄

  • @MikkoRantalainen

    @MikkoRantalainen

    Ай бұрын

    @@laythbarzangi8477 I didn't understand your question. Is this incident supposed to be well known?

  • @oops262686
    @oops262686Ай бұрын

    😂😂

  • @stephanien.9637
    @stephanien.9637Ай бұрын

    Jeff Dunham

  • @deejayxcrypt
    @deejayxcryptАй бұрын

    I think you need to find a gal, from Finland that is. Higher chance of not finding an overly materialistic one :-)

  • @oslonorway547

    @oslonorway547

    Ай бұрын

    Says the guy who was never married to a Finnish woman for over a decade. Right, give him advice which you know nothing of.

  • @deejayxcrypt

    @deejayxcrypt

    Ай бұрын

    @@oslonorway547 Oh, I know what it means. I said “higher chance”. Not very much though as new generations in Finland keep learning more and more stupid ways of thinking from across the world these days. Not the best option though. But better in this comparison.

  • @just_for_funarts9905
    @just_for_funarts9905Ай бұрын

    Did ISMO divorce?

  • @Sunshine-111

    @Sunshine-111

    Ай бұрын

    yes in 2021

  • @margaretleboeuf6765

    @margaretleboeuf6765

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@Sunshine-111 That's sad... :-((

  • @overthetip

    @overthetip

    Ай бұрын

    @@margaretleboeuf6765 well, they didn't have kids and she was way to old to have any. At least there's a silver lining for him.

  • @kendrar3072

    @kendrar3072

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@margaretleboeuf6765 No its not

  • @mikaeki5245
    @mikaeki5245Ай бұрын

    Eka

  • @TheFurreid
    @TheFurreidАй бұрын

    he split wt his wife?

  • @carolinej3661

    @carolinej3661

    Ай бұрын

    did he???

  • @jeseverage-allen570

    @jeseverage-allen570

    Ай бұрын

    In 2021

  • @cliffelliott9331
    @cliffelliott9331Ай бұрын

    Mean actually means course, menial or it can actually mean angry. Pick up your poison.

  • @penusliski
    @penusliskiАй бұрын

    Wait until she founds out he has an one foot pole

  • @KasperKnas
    @KasperKnasАй бұрын

    The sound need to get fixed. Muffled and soft . Otherwise funny :-)

  • @Finnec123

    @Finnec123

    Ай бұрын

    No problem here. But that doesn't help you...

  • @johso87

    @johso87

    Ай бұрын

    Seems all clear on my devices too =)

  • @Wenixi

    @Wenixi

    Ай бұрын

    For me it was clear

  • @KasperKnas

    @KasperKnas

    Ай бұрын

    Well everything else is fine on youtube, exept his videos. Very soft and muffled

  • @Wenixi

    @Wenixi

    Ай бұрын

    @@KasperKnas i know what you mean but i could still hear and understand clearly 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @AFLopes
    @AFLopesАй бұрын

    First!

  • @mikeymcmikeface5599

    @mikeymcmikeface5599

    Ай бұрын

    Are you losers seriously still doing that?

  • @gdevelek
    @gdevelekАй бұрын

    OK, the first part was gross, the second not the least bit funny. And yet this guy is making a living, somehow.

  • @theYoutubeHandle

    @theYoutubeHandle

    Ай бұрын

    just found the girl who pokes people with 10 foot pole.😂

  • @pi5549

    @pi5549

    Ай бұрын

    You need a sense of humour to appreciate this guy. He's not for everyone.

  • @thomashaapalainen4108

    @thomashaapalainen4108

    Ай бұрын

    Watch his other material and get a sense of humor. Vitun pelle .

  • @Wenixi

    @Wenixi

    Ай бұрын

    Yes he has been making a living out of it for many many year's. You don't need to worry about that.

  • @nolynylon

    @nolynylon

    Ай бұрын

    You're who he's talking about

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