I was laughing so hard, tears were coming out of my ass.

Iron and Zinc

2 ай бұрын

You should see a doctor for that

Jya Reviews

2 ай бұрын

Hahaha "LMassO"

Brendan

3 ай бұрын

I think that’s just diarrhea

MonkeyBusiness81

8 ай бұрын

Hall of fame comment right there 👏

You are so intelligent. Don’t understand how you can be so creative in your non-native language. You are brilliant Ismo.

Cornelius Venter

10 күн бұрын

It's simple. He isn't American

Cornelius Venter

10 күн бұрын

It's simple. He isn't American.

[yeet yeet]

4 ай бұрын

WOW ISMO YOU ARE SO SMART, LITERAL EINSTEIN OF LANGUAGE

You actually did some linguistic research for this long-ass joke. You're simply great! I laughed my ass off

dafyon1

14 күн бұрын

I'm clapping with my ass on him.. hilarious :D

Toadal Chaos

28 күн бұрын

I think you meant to say "for this long ass-joke". The hyphen matters :P

Hanna Lindén

2 жыл бұрын

That's his specialty ♥

Ismo! You put a smile on my ass!

J I

3 ай бұрын

Was it vertical?

mewasin1

6 ай бұрын

😂

Stephen Rockman

7 ай бұрын

Great name Mr Dover!! Ha Ha

Samy Cascadelapaix

7 ай бұрын

lmAo!!!

These jokes are so good even ismo can't keep a straight face

Janne Boman

6 ай бұрын

no no you mean, a straight..... [fill the blank]

Juha Erkkila

11 ай бұрын

You must mean "straigth ass"???

Sushant Sabnis

Жыл бұрын

Deadass

I had never thought about the word "ass" like you just exposed. It totally blew my ass.

Knock On Wood

Ай бұрын

I laughed so hard at this one. Great !!

Rat Keller

Ай бұрын

too funny!

K P

6 ай бұрын

😅😅😅😂😂😂

Umbracaprae

Жыл бұрын

LOL

His accent and the delivery makes it so much funnier. If the same jokes are delivered by someone else, I wouldn’t be laughing this hard! 😂 🤣

K P

6 ай бұрын

Yes!!!

Eralen00

7 ай бұрын

@Alex Tomlinson ikr i love his little groans, it's like he's trying not to laugh at his own jokes lmao

Alex Tomlinson

10 ай бұрын

The "ohs" and "uhs" in between each line is what keeps getting me

Michael Lubin

Жыл бұрын

He's like the Finnish Stephen Wright.

I loved the line 'The entire man has grown, it's not only the ass' 😂😂 & 'If you have a car it's included in the ass' 🤣🤣

Jya Reviews

2 ай бұрын

Lolllll

Christian Reeb

8 ай бұрын

My favorite line for some reason is "if you are half-assed that means you're not concentrating properly" lmao. Something about the delivery of that line kills me.

Philscbx

Жыл бұрын

YES,, That was Truly Killer - If you have a car it's included in the ass' 🤣🤣

He is always pulling something new from his ass just like a true magician

Janne Boman

Жыл бұрын

Thanks, now i'm thinking about bunnies coming out of my....

JuiceKumar Central

2 жыл бұрын

ugh.. man cringe. I may need a vibe check\

timomastosalo

2 жыл бұрын

@qwerty qwerty Oh pain, my ass

qwerty qwerty

2 жыл бұрын

These puns are a pain in my ass

It's impressive enough just to see a Finnish person be able to talk in front of a group

I lived in Britain for nearly a decade. Brits have a saying, " I can't be arsed," which means I cannot be bothered. Thanks for terrific laughs Ismo. xxx

SomeGuy

2 ай бұрын

Also common to say CBA instead of Cant Be Arsed

Galeus

6 ай бұрын

@Eralen00 In Britain almost any word can mean drunk. Slaughtered, trashed, blasted, wankered, bladdered... Can't say I've heard 'arsed', but I've heard rat-arsed and arseholed.

Jessica Miller

6 ай бұрын

@Eralen00 no, it literally means cannot be bothered.

Jaqueline Biggs

7 ай бұрын

I've never heard it used in that way.

Eralen00

7 ай бұрын

Can't arsed also mean drunk? Like "oh he was arsed out of his mind" ?

I can't count how many times I've watched this good ass clip. Ismo's delivery is so damn good that it makes his material so much funnier. Kudos 👌...

His jokes are so simple, yet genius. Nobody would be able to deliver these like Ismo. He’s fucking hilarious.

Landbergaren

7 ай бұрын

Ye every other comedian feels half-assed now. Ismo feels more like a complete bad ass

Very funny! As a Finn American, this was perfect! 🇫🇮❤️

I remember the original, and it still has me rolling on the floor. This is one "Funny ASS" comedian! 😂😂😂 I hope he's around for a very loooong time!! Y'all stay safe out there. Go ISMO:💚 Dave

Thanks for posting this Ismo, I must have watched all your videos (in English) at least 4-5 times already. I had to put my dog down today (after 12 years), so this video really cheered me up. I was supposed to see your show in Hermosa Beach in March but got cancelled. Why you don't have a Netflix special is mind boggling. I'll even pay to watch you do a Zoom video session. You're definitely killing it.

Brandi

7 ай бұрын

I'm sorry to hear about your baby. I don't have words to help that.

The mark of a master comedian. Not only are Ismo's words hilarious, but his perfect timing and delivery makes it ass-splitting funny!

These old jokes will always be funny, but the new ones start at 5:30!

Totally unique way of looking at it, he really opened my ass up!

jh45

9 ай бұрын

My ass has been opened and now I too can see the whole ass picture!!

Kardia Clark

2 жыл бұрын

😂 😂

Second video of this guy's comedy, just found him 10 minutes ago. Now I'm goin to have to binge watch all the videos of him I can find. Haven't laughed so hard in ages.

Jason Stangeland

8 ай бұрын

I'm guessing lots of people laughed their asses off?

Godfrey of Bouillon

9 ай бұрын

Alas there aren't too many, not in English :(

I never realized how difficult learning American slang must be for new English speakers lol

It's so ass-warming to see Ismo succeed

i love that he can't say "i have butterflies in my ass" with a straight face. love this dude with all my ass

He's predicted the future of the English language in the most bad ass manner. Oh yeah... I've got butterflies in my ass

moi meself

4 ай бұрын

That's a badass take on this clip 😹😹

C'mon Ismo we need more of your flawless comedy! More videos, please Ismo :) You are one of the funniest comedians I've ever heard :)

This extended version is asstounding!

ThrasherDave14

2 жыл бұрын

You mean the long ass version? :)

ٌRasheed el Akhlaqsiz

2 жыл бұрын

Zachary Savdié 😂😂

ٌRasheed el Akhlaqsiz

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

Material is simple yet extremely creative! 🤩🤣 And the delivery is like ten out of ten as well. Total 20/20. 🤙🔥

I just died laughing and I'm from the USA. I never knew the word a## was so complicated! Kiitos for the laugh!

I can never get tired of his jokes. I was driving and listening to this. Kept getting off-road bcuz I was laughing so hard.

Haha, I have heard these jokes many times but still laughing my ASS off, every single time, this included. Rooting for Ismo, thanks again! Yours, fellow jyväskyläläinen.

This bit is a masster-class in comedy. The content is fairly timeless, and you technically limit yourself to one swear word (and it's not even on Carlin's list); a good sign that it still works is that every utterance of "ass" is even funnier. The character works incredibly fluidly - the curious and befuddled English learner stammers along, seemingly in confusion - but it is, of course, fully deliberate - this lends itself to a great bait-and-switch at 6:16 ("I had to pull something out of my... hat!"). Words are sometimes pronounced unclearly, but never when they're new and important - so it serves the character without hurting the clarity of the bit. Delightful to watch and rewatch!

David Williams

Жыл бұрын

Holy crap man, I almost enjoyed your spot on analysis as much as I did ISMO.

I keep coming back to the video because it's so fun, but also because the crowd is so damn amazing! The woman laughing at 4:30 is my spirit animal :D

Ismo, your a legend !!! Your comedy is gold, very clever and very, very funny. Hopefully you coming back to NZ soon ???

I just discovered you and I love your humour. Thank you for being so clever and funny.

The audience ADORED this guy Side note: I would love to see him give a linguistics seminar tbh haha

The title should be The LONG ASS version

Jumikko

Жыл бұрын

So true! :'D

Milli Mercedes

Жыл бұрын

Asswell

Rob Anderson

Жыл бұрын

Nonnniii!

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2 жыл бұрын

😀😀😀😀

All language learners need to listen to this! It’s spot on!

I’ve watched this 4, 5 times and he’s still funny.

This guy is too freakin funny. Love his comedy! Check out his English learning on the word Shit!

Outstanding dry whit and sarcasm. Great research on the English language and words. You are hilarious as well as intelligent.

I had the delightful experience of getting to see ISMO at the Arlington draft house. I laughed until I had tears in my eyes! Soo good!!

I wish i can watch an hour of Ismo. I'll be laughing for a week.😂😂😂😂

The new jokes are my favorite of Ismo's so far. Laughed my ass off

This guy makes me want to learn Finnish, just to hear those puns. Brilliant!

This is a good-ass video! Thanks Ismo again for the laughs: laughed my ass off!

No matter how many times I see this I laugh my ass off !

I haven't laughed like this in a long time. Thank you so much.

"Don't bite the *ass that feeds you." 😂 Omg, I can't breathe!

Haven't had a good ass laugh like this in a while, thanks man

Oh, Ismo, you make me laugh so much, they'll never wipe this smile off my ass.

This extended version really blew my ass!

It got me smiling from ass to ass!!!

This guy is a very intelligent man and his jokes are all original.

This is real comedy. All the comedians should learn from him

I hope he goes through all the words in the english dictionary ☺️

This guy is great. Laughed my ass off.

I was laughing my ass off, thank you ISMO

OMFG, so freaking hilarious. I'd love to see this guy perform somewhere close to where I live, like in Helsinki or maybe in Latvia or Estonia.

I want to see a 1 hour special of this guy!

Miss you on stage Ismo...luckily we have these videos...because you are a genius:)

This is Deadass the best comedy routine I've ever seen.

I think what makes the comedy of Ismo in english funny is that it seems as if Ismo doesn't himself get the jokes he's telling.

Ismo was one of the opening comedians for “Fluffy” at the Puyallup fair yesterday evening so funny. We had a good ass time!

This guy is my new favorite comedian. OMG, he's a Amazing.

Thank you, Ismo, for this routine. Glorious.

The man is positively brilliant. After this comedy routine, he was busting ass.

I am tired and dragging my ass BUTT this has made me crack a smile!

Lmao I can’t stop laughing I was supposed to search some words related to different words about shit but when I saw this vid I just got addicted 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Now I think I know why Finnish a superb race car driver. The calmness of Finnish people makes a better judgement in racing situations.

You are so amazing! Can't help falling in laugh with you!!

I like that he's laughing at his own jokes at the end.

Garraway Prox

9 ай бұрын

hahaha me too, he is probably freestyling then and just realizes how dumb it actually is hahaha

Thanks Ismo for your funny clever jokes.

brilliant man.... damn I miss watching some live comedy! keep it up!

So delightfully funny. Totally unique humour

Wow Ismo.. you are brilliant 😂 Remember watching some of your sketches a few years ago... about learning English, and the word "ass" I think you might know that us in the UK say "arse" ! ? 😄🤣 If you love speaking English, you can add any of these differences into your set.. We say "lazy arse" , "smart arse" , or just simply "areshole" (a favourite of my dad's lol) "Sit you arse down" (obviously literally haha)... "he is an arse" , "I couldn't give an arse", or better still, "I couldn't give a flying arse" 🤣 ((just imagine a flying arse lmao ) "big arse car" , "big arse house" 😄😂😂😂 Love you, Ismo 👌👏🙌🌈✨ xx

His Presence has its own power, gentleness, almost shy like, quite refreshing entertainment.

Dude, I am clapping my asses for such a performance!

I love to see people come to America and find success! I am so proud of you...I have a lump in my ass

I just discovered your content from a reddit post (it was your routine on the word "shit"), and I'm hooked. I think you are awesome.

You never cease to amaze Ismo!

one of the best comedians ever

One of the funniest pieces of comedy 🤣

I was sad and completely ass-broken when my girlfriend left me, but after seeing this video, I feel better. Thanks Ismo!

one of the greatest linguistic analysts out there :)

I laughed my ass off Oli aivan mahtava video

automies 1994

2 жыл бұрын

Nauroin perseeni pois

The Liberal Thinker

2 жыл бұрын

I loved my ass self after this.

Mauno Horttanainen

2 жыл бұрын

@PockASqueeno 😂😂That sounds very Ismo... I mean Ismo-ass

Jarskagamer

2 жыл бұрын

No niin

Aikuisviihteen arkkipiispa

2 жыл бұрын

Nauroin perseeni irti

You left out "someone being a real horse's ass." You are great. I'm laughing so hard my ass(stomach) hurts!

This was clever, but so true. I enjoyed this video. And, your facial expressions were great. So innocent looking - MY ASS. 😂😂😂

Thank you for this bit. I have been usimg english all my life, and not until the first part of your hilarious bit that I realized that ass is used for emphasis sometimes. I didn’t realize that, thank you. I love this bit and the “shit” bit

Hopefully one day ISMO sees this and goes on stage knowing a fan said "Now go out there and break an ass"

Every time I hear this joke I laugh my ass off 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's genius as the most I've seen because of the intelligent way of seeing the world and the different in languages. 👍

He is one badass comedian!

This guy is a genius 😂

So good! Keep up the great work Ismo!

I watched all his videos. He's my favorite comedian ever. Please post some more

Pastori

2 жыл бұрын

I'm tempted to ask did you understand the ones in Finnish? :)

♥️♥️♥️♥️My son and I just watched this! I have not laughed this hard in so long. Thank you so much. This was really funny. Welcome to America. We love you. ♥️♥️♥️♥️

This video had my ass crying with laughter. Thanks for the upload.

Dick McCarthy

2 жыл бұрын

Brown tears

I have tears streaming down my ass cheeks. 😭😭 This was crafty

I think I have watched it ten times still very funny.

I shared this with a friend of mine. He is one of my very closest friends. And he loved it so much that every time we talk we both try to somehow use the word "ass" in every sentence. It has become a competition between us to see how creatively we can use the word "ass" in a sentence.