One day at work a squirrel snuck inside and headed straight to the kitchen. We tried to get the little bugger out but it had made its decision - the kitchen was simply too nice. Then we started talking about whose turn it is to take out the trash, and that's when the squirrel gunned for the door.

the choking/joking subtitle didn't get it - like the audience

@falsemcnuggethope

3 ай бұрын

It's a comment bait.

@Nimtrix

3 ай бұрын

​@@falsemcnuggethopenah, it's a consequence of automatic subtitle generation

@DrKaii

3 ай бұрын

@@Nimtrix it's a cynic

@skiphoffenflaven8004

3 ай бұрын

What are you folks blabbing/complaining about? Good golly, nothing is amiss.

@kayheymer2978

3 ай бұрын

😊😊😊😊😊Ppp😊😊😊😊😊😊p😊😊

considering the vast amount of forests in Finland, 'squirrel out of woods' metaphor makes sense 😅

@CheriTheBery

2 ай бұрын

😂 city squirrel.

A squirrel in the kitchen is definitely some ozark hill people talk 😂😂😂😂

Finally something that's not a short. Still too short, though!

@CheriTheBery

2 ай бұрын

So he should upload all his work for free online? Buddy, this is for advertising and who would go to his live shows if they see all the stuff for free online?

@savlecz1187

2 ай бұрын

@@CheriTheBery I know. I just miss his longer videos. I live in central Europe, I don't think I'll ever get to see him live.

@CheriTheBery

2 ай бұрын

@@savlecz1187 I think he tours Europe too. Some guy said they saw him in a Gabriel Iglesias show in Berlin.

I recently found your videos. I lost my dad in October, he was from Finland. I wish he was still here, he would have loved to see your videos. I hope to see your show someday.

@joonasnaski9513

3 ай бұрын

Yes these help keeping the mind away of things. I also lost my dad in october and he was from finland also. Like I am and my whole family is.

Dunno about a squirrel in the kitchen, but I once forgot to close my window and when I was back, my kittie had around 5 stray cat visitors. It was simultaneously funny and scary watching 5 cats running for their life, trying to sneak through a window gap all at once.

@andymcneil7085

3 ай бұрын

She is a who’re?

@leonig01

3 ай бұрын

@@andymcneil7085 Have you watched the Southpark episode about cat orgy? That was the real life version.

God this is an awesome man.

My sweetie works at a major tech company with tens of thousands of employees. A few weeks ago, they got a company-wide email to inform everyone not to use a particular conference room because there was a squirrel in it. I asked him a few days later if they had ever gotten an all-clear, and he said nope, it might still be in there. So maybe squirrel in a conference room is a good metaphor...

I love his delivery 😂

Or a Sim card in a phone booth 😂😅

The big difference is that a squirrel in the kitchen is usually not welcomed. Ismo, you can stay as long as you like. (Better yet, have you tried Canada?)

Just bought tickets for your trip to Utah, we'll see you in a week

His demeanor is ninety percent of the act. This man is just funny. He'd be an excellent mime. I wonder if this is an act or if this is really how he is. Maybe it's how the majority of Finns are. Hmm 😂 No wonder it's one of the happiest countries in the world, they're all giggling.

@mikko-of6cu

Ай бұрын

probably a small part of it is how he really is, but he plays it up on stage.

"horse in a hospital" comes to mind ;)

then there's the video of the squirrel in an office, dude goes nuts.

Another hilarious observation 😄

Well, whatever works. Just as long as you're not... A *Horse* ... in a HOSPITAL (No one knows what the horse is gonna do next... Least of all, the horse!)

@Onionbaron

3 ай бұрын

Look for it´s credit card or call it´s eventual insurance company...? (U.S horse, not an Arab...)

@boatrat

3 ай бұрын

@@Onionbaron Sorry if you don't recognize the reference. It was from John Mulaney, another well-known comedian. A few years back that was his bit specifically about a certain... uh, "situation" in American politics at the time.

hahah I'll be using "like a Squirrel in a Kitchen" xD

@falsemcnuggethope

3 ай бұрын

That sounds like someone's having squirrel for dinner though.

@olivierlabrosse3126

3 ай бұрын

Not sure if I should laugh or be sad about someone reading comments before watching a 1-minute video.@@6ood6ame

Always excellent

Why isn’t there a whole show of you on KZread?

In french we have "a dog in a bowling alley"

Ironically he was like a fish out of water here.

Finnish saying goes, like a fish on the dry ground.. Foreigners try to skiing first time... it looks just like that😂

Funny, the Dutch saying goes 'like a fish IN the water', meaning the opposite of course.

@NoLefTurnUnStoned.

3 ай бұрын

Or Like a pig in muck

@Wenixi

3 ай бұрын

Finns also have that saying. Meaning the opposite as well.

Madness did a music track about a squirrel in a kitchen....................LOL

This person is soooo cute 😂

Maybe a good substitute would be "Like a fish in an aquarium" since it's so different from their natural environment For some reason I like the sound of "Like a fish in an upstream river" but it doesn't mean the same thing

For all of you telling him it's a simile not a metaphor, let's see you do better in his language.

Actually, that's not a metaphor, but a simile.

I think you're looking for "feeling out of sorts" , although, language wise, that's a weird one too.

A fish out of water can live for hours, if not days. That's you.

@kindablue1959

3 ай бұрын

Depends on the species. Guppies won't last more than 10 minutes. Goldfish, about an hour.

@HazySkies

3 ай бұрын

I'm sure he doesn't need to return to Finland hours or days at a time in order to breath either 😂

@Danka42

3 ай бұрын

@@HazySkies why are you so sure

@K22channel

3 ай бұрын

😂

@O_Lee69

3 ай бұрын

@@kindablue1959 Have you done these experiments for science?

Very very funny man.

Try " Like english man in New York"

Please stop burning subtitles into the video. There is already a subtitle feature that allows them to be optional

I believe use of "like" makes the comparison a simile, Ismo> 😁😁

This time it was going somewhere ouder space... Better luck for next the time.

Here’s your squirrel in a kitchen: kzread.info/dash/bejne/hWl2uauwj8TOo84.htmlsi=Lwa3fpAhRZFBS_u2

@Danka42

3 ай бұрын

Awwww ❤

Who wants to tell Ismo that these are similes rather than metaphors?

@Jinppa

3 ай бұрын

There's no comparison so how is it a simile?

@YouTubeCensor

3 ай бұрын

@@Jinppa "Like a fish out of water"?

@Jinppa

3 ай бұрын

@@KZreadCensor That's not a comparison. Similes have comparisons like "strong as an ox".

@YouTubeCensor

3 ай бұрын

Since I'm about to bow out of this boring-ass conversation, who'd like to explain to @Jinppa what "like a fish" means? 👋🙏

@michaelfisher9671

3 ай бұрын

@@Jinppa it is definitely a simile, not a metaphor. The use of the word “like “ is essentially a definitive indicator of a simile.

that was good lol

😂

Well,for someone that just got to America,a minute to leave sounds pretty realistic.

It's opposite to "happy as a pig in shit"

ihan mukava

hi

Dear Mr. Ismo I would like u to do a bit on a topic, which concernes me as a german. Why do u need to say in english, if u do not see something that you are legally blind. How many people do that illegally?

FISHMO Issaquah Yeshua

it's a simile. like a metaphor but not like.

Those are similes rather than metaphors

IsMo - Islamic Mohammadiya